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All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Humility: Because Sometimes You Gotta Eat That Pie
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All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Humility: Because Sometimes You Gotta Eat That Pie
Ever wonder what bridges the gap between your favorite film genres, subgenres, and movements? CinemaScope is here to explore these connections, taking you on a thrilling odyssey through the ever-evolving art of cinema. I'm your host, Andy Nelson, and in each episode, we embark on a deep dive into the forces that sculpt the world of film.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Humility: Because Sometimes You Gotta Eat That Pie
From the styles you know and love, like heist films or the French New Wave, to the ones you may not be as familiar with, like Turkish Yeşilçam or Brazilian Nordesterns, My expert guests and I unravel the complex tapestry of storytelling style and innovation that defines the world of film as we unpack the myriad catalysts of change that shape these diverse styles.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Humility: Because Sometimes You Gotta Eat That Pie
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All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Patience & Kindness: The Two Heavenly Virtues of Not Being a Big Dumb Jerk
Before we dive in, here's another show you can enjoy in the True Story FM family of entertainment podcasts.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Patience & Kindness: The Two Heavenly Virtues of Not Being a Big Dumb Jerk
Ever wonder what bridges the gap between your favorite film genres, subgenres, and movements? CinemaScope is here to explore these connections, taking you on a thrilling odyssey through the ever-evolving art of cinema. I'm your host, Andy Nelson, and in each episode, we embark on a deep dive into the forces that sculpt the world of film.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Patience & Kindness: The Two Heavenly Virtues of Not Being a Big Dumb Jerk
From the styles you know and love, like heist films or the French New Wave, to the ones you may not be as familiar with, like Turkish Yeşilçam or Brazilian Nordesterns, My expert guests and I unravel the complex tapestry of storytelling style and innovation that defines the world of film as we unpack the myriad catalysts of change that shape these diverse styles.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Patience & Kindness: The Two Heavenly Virtues of Not Being a Big Dumb Jerk
Whether you're a student of film, a creative professional, or simply a devoted movie enthusiast, CinemaScope is your gateway to a richer, more immersive film experience. Don't just watch movies. Understand them, appreciate them, and revel in their artistry with CinemaScope. Subscribe today.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Lust: The Guiltiest Party
Before we dive in, here's another show you can enjoy in the True Story FM family of entertainment podcasts.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Lust: The Guiltiest Party
Ever wonder what bridges the gap between your favorite film genres, subgenres, and movements? CinemaScope is here to explore these connections, taking you on a thrilling odyssey through the ever-evolving art of cinema. I'm your host, Andy Nelson, and in each episode, we embark on a deep dive into the forces that sculpt the world of film.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Lust: The Guiltiest Party
From the styles you know and love, like heist films or the French New Wave, to the ones you may not be as familiar with, like Turkish Yeşilçam or Brazilian Nordesterns, My expert guests and I unravel the complex tapestry of storytelling style and innovation that defines the world of film as we unpack the myriad catalysts of change that shape these diverse styles.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Lust: The Guiltiest Party
Whether you're a student of film, a creative professional, or simply a devoted movie enthusiast, CinemaScope is your gateway to a richer, more immersive film experience. Don't just watch movies. Understand them, appreciate them, and revel in their artistry with CinemaScope. Subscribe today.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Greed: The Dopamine of Desire and that New iPhone Smell
Before we dive in, here's another show you can enjoy in the True Story FM family of entertainment podcasts.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Greed: The Dopamine of Desire and that New iPhone Smell
Ever wonder what bridges the gap between your favorite film genres, subgenres, and movements? CinemaScope is here to explore these connections, taking you on a thrilling odyssey through the ever-evolving art of cinema. I'm your host, Andy Nelson, and in each episode, we embark on a deep dive into the forces that sculpt the world of film.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Greed: The Dopamine of Desire and that New iPhone Smell
From the styles you know and love, like heist films or the French New Wave, to the ones you may not be as familiar with, like Turkish Yeşilçam or Brazilian Nordesterns, My expert guests and I unravel the complex tapestry of storytelling style and innovation that defines the world of film as we unpack the myriad catalysts of change that shape these diverse styles.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Greed: The Dopamine of Desire and that New iPhone Smell
Whether you're a student of film, a creative professional, or simply a devoted movie enthusiast, CinemaScope is your gateway to a richer, more immersive film experience. Don't just watch movies. Understand them, appreciate them, and revel in their artistry with CinemaScope. Subscribe today.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Temperance: A Surprisingly Progressive Crusade
Before we dive in, here's another show you can enjoy in the True Story FM family of entertainment podcasts.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Temperance: A Surprisingly Progressive Crusade
Ever wonder what bridges the gap between your favorite film genres, subgenres, and movements? CinemaScope is here to explore these connections, taking you on a thrilling odyssey through the ever-evolving art of cinema. I'm your host, Andy Nelson, and in each episode, we embark on a deep dive into the forces that sculpt the world of film.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Temperance: A Surprisingly Progressive Crusade
From the styles you know and love, like heist films or the French New Wave, to the ones you may not be as familiar with, like Turkish Yeşilçam or Brazilian Nordesterns, My expert guests and I unravel the complex tapestry of storytelling style and innovation that defines the world of film as we unpack the myriad catalysts of change that shape these diverse styles.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Temperance: A Surprisingly Progressive Crusade
Whether you're a student of film, a creative professional, or simply a devoted movie enthusiast, CinemaScope is your gateway to a richer, more immersive film experience. Don't just watch movies. Understand them, appreciate them, and revel in their artistry with CinemaScope. Subscribe today.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, so robot helped just a minute ago, but not really. Right. Because this whole idea of being resentful or aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities or luck, that's envy and jealousy. Protective or vigilant of one's rights or possessions. There are a lot of the same words in there. Yeah.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, and that's why a lot of the therapists, behavioral scientists... are calling out jealousy when it involves humans, like the sort of traditional triangle of jealousy in relationships, right?
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yes.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I think envious. Okay, I'll come. I think because... I don't know. This is such a weird question. Like, oh, I really want to be one or the other, which I don't. I don't love either quality in myself. Yeah. But envious because... I don't like what jealousy does to my most important relationships. Go more into that. Well, I have been in the past a jealous person.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I don't think I'm a jealous person now. And part of that is having been in a relationship for 25 years. So I think we're beyond it.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Until my neighbor gets a convertible. And so, but I do know what it feels like. And I have those really, you know, we did the whole thing on regression. And this is one of those experiences when I can put myself in a place of being furiously jealous and making up some incredibly impossible stories in my own mind that are rooted in jealousy and are fabulously untrue.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yeah, right.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yeah, right. I know how to make up really dark stuff.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Doesn't that make you a miser, though, kind of?
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
14.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I've been thinking about it as we've been going into this, as I've been prepping for this show.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And it, it fascinates me the nature of learning pride, particularly because there are, there are associated words with, you know, pride, like, and you know, there's just, it started because there's this researcher who, who put these, this table together and these words for both authentic and hubristic pride. Those are sort of the two flavors and the words I find interesting because I
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And I wonder how I learned to internalize a subset of these words when I was a kid, because that's it feels like when you learn to be proud of what you do. Right. As you said, when your dad said, I'm proud of you, son. And, you know, what are the kinds of activities that you did that led to that? something happened that you could be proud of. And I didn't really play sports.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I was not a sportsman in my youth. I did play soccer on a... I think I talked about this. I played youth soccer on a very winning team, but played a goalie on a very winning team and never really played. I just stood there and... And so I had nothing to be proud of.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I didn't feel like I ever earned a win as a part of that team and didn't play long enough to really get good at it to feel like I was accomplished. By the time I was in high school and started performing more regularly... I think I started getting the hang of it, but didn't quite understand why. You know what I mean?
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Like I didn't have a whole lot of those very early days of doing something that both I felt good about having done and other people told me I should be proud of what I just accomplished. And so I would be on stage and I would perform, but I had no idea like why if I did well, I didn't know how to rationalize that in my life.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yes. OK, that's a really interesting thing. And I as you know, I'm a brand new fan of Formula One racing and I'm loving it. And the guy that there are like there are people there are athletes in the cars that exemplify this. And it is fascinating to me to see how these guys have grown up and become people that I like to watch win versus people that.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
win and i hate to watch right well and in a sports context like when i watch lewis hamilton win in mercedes it is he always comes back around and says yeah i know i'm a real fan i know i love it no i'm so excited
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And I watch him against like, I got really excited and I went back and watched an old race yesterday and to watch him win and hear him say, I am just like honored by the other people in the field. And I'm honored by to be here. And the team is amazing. And I just, I feel like as such, such an honored representative of, Right. Right.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
A mistake is a mistake, and to carry pride over as an excuse becomes arrogance and narcissism. That gap is defined to me as narcissism, and I think that is a really— That has been a really interesting thing. And I've never had that as a kid. Like, I never grew up with that kind of experience as a role model.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
It took me, I feel like, a lot of time to figure out that those words exist and define a feeling that I would experience at some point. So Dr. Tracy, in 2007, presented this list of sort of words.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
well there are two things uh eagle-eared uh listeners will note that just putting pride and envy in one episode does not actually make up for our total of 12 episodes the math still doesn't work out so i just want to say don't worry we've got you and we've done there are more shenanigans to come this season so just wait for more shenanigans later right that didn't And I was so excited about it.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Did you already bring that person up?
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Dr. Tracy is the author of the journal article, The Psychological Structure of Bride, A Tale of Two Facets, in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, and presents this table of words. And I really like the sort of... antithesis buried in this table.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Under authentic pride, that comes from somebody who feels accomplished or confident or triumphant, somebody who is a, quote, winner, victorious, achieving, honor, right? These are all words of internal strength that comes with authentic pride. And hubristic pride, arrogant, conceited, cocky, stuck up, boastful, haughty, egotistic, self-righteous, pompous, pretentious, like
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
All of those words that indicate a sort of a pretender and what the research came out, Dr. Tracy's report says these findings show that authentic pride is associated with high self-esteem, whereas hubristic pride is associated with low self-esteem, high narcissism, and a tendency to experience shame. And I think that is fascinating.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, and here's another piece that I feel like my sense of reading this is when I see somebody who like Lewis Hamilton, who is incredibly well accomplished, well spoken, has a fantastic family life, all this stuff. that when Lewis wins a race, the pride is the pride about the accomplishment and that's it, right? Like that's the end.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
That experience doesn't have to do the heavy lifting of low self-esteem, right? And so somebody who has low self-esteem comes off as arrogant and cocky because they need that win, the thing that they just accomplished to buoy so many more aspects of their personality.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yes. That is my new kind of awakening to what this looks like is that it just has – cockiness and conceitedness is doing more sort of psychological work.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I can't believe this was written in 2007. Yeah. And the final quote, like, in fact, narcissism is associated with a discrepancy between low implicit self-esteem and high explicit self-esteem. In other words, a trademark of narcissism is that deep down on a non-conscious level, narcissists experience high levels of shame and low self-esteem.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
To compensate for these negative evaluations of self, they express an inflated conscious self-esteem.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Oh, all right. Well, I'm not a listener.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
It makes me rethink so many parenting decisions that I've made. About how to motivate your kids. About how to motivate my kids, yeah. And I think that's one of the things like parents will know. It's hard in the moment to think about those things because you're like – you're not naturally attuned to celebrating. It can feel like celebrating with faint praise. Right.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
A kid because what you want is to aspire them to be really great and have great taste and And that it's sometimes you just have to say you did a good thing. You're good at that, what you did. And in your head, you're saying you're great at that as a six year old. Right.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And so we are going to talk about other stuff. That goes without saying. Yeah. So that's number one.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And and we had this I had this conversation with my son because we still have in our bedroom. An actual work of art, a square canvas that is 10 inches square of something that he had painted when he was very young. And he said, that is—he's standing in my room the other day, and now he's like going on 18. And he said, that is an objectively bad painting. Yeah. Objectively.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
He said, why is that still hanging in your bedroom? I said, because it reminds us that the six-year-old who painted that. did a good thing. The six-year-old who painted that loved it. And that was the level of the six-year-old's taste and aspiration. And then it was great. And today, when we look at it, it reminds us of that feeling. Right. Not of what you could paint today. Right.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And he said, I probably couldn't paint that today. Right. Let's just say in the intervening years, he hasn't spent a lot of time painting. But that's the idea. And when he was six, I wonder if I, like, would he have painted more in the intervening years if I had told him more assertively, that's good. You're good. You have something to be proud of and see what happened.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Do you still love your children, Pete?
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
They're really busy and gone most of the time. And as you know, when they're not right in front of me, I forget about them.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, listeners know that the first thing I'm going to fill my children's abandoned room with are files. You love files.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
We've known each other for like nearly 30 years and you know me and my file habit.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
You know, one of the things that I think is really interesting, it's something you brought up in the last break, which is, you know, breaking these things apart. And it gets to one of the things we talked about in the Envy podcast. which is malicious envy, which is kind of the dark side of envy.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Tom has chosen the choicest cuts.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
It's when you could be jealous of somebody because of their success in a way that is healthy, and you can also be jealous to the point that you want to dox them and bring them down to your level. And I think that's the lesson of both of these things, right? Like both of these elements, envy and jealousy and pride, which is like to, you know, what have I learned?
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, be aware of my dark side because I think everyone's got it. And, you know, we'll put that in a file for sure.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I may have included some fat. Yeah.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, that was really fun, Tom. I'm glad we went down memory lane. And, you know, as avid non-listeners of our own podcast, sometimes it's fun to go back and hear what everybody else is hearing.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
next week we are talking about temperance tom temperance real quick what is temperance um it's the my guess is it's the opposite of gluttony Is that right? Maybe not. You know, it's funny. The dictionary definition we'll have to check with Robot to confirm next week, but absence from alcoholic drink is one of them. Oh. Oh, so it's just being sober? It's moderation.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yeah, sure. Um, okay. So this is another thing that's a little bit complicated because when you look at the, the pairing of, um, you know, the sins and virtues, uh, Pride and envy don't pair with each other. Right. Because they're both sins. Yeah.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
The quality of moderation or self-restraint is the second definition to teetotaler.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
That's it. It's clips all the way down.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Thank you all so much for hanging out with us. We appreciate you. This week's tune is Make You Mine by Mina.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And I'm Pete Wright. See you next week with all the feelings, sins, and virtues. Go keep an eye on them.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, we would say that.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
So, you know, how do you just before I start telling you about what I picked, how do you put together these two pride and envy? How do you make sense of them as a dynamic duo of sins?
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Well, and that's what we get into with Envy and where I pick up. And actually, if you listen to the show, I'm doing it out of order. Because as we talked about the show, we talked in the second half of our Envy show about why humans are jealous. And... It turns out we may have had to wrestle a bit with some of the anthropological sort of history, but it turns out we got there.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
We figured out why humans are jealous. And that's where we go with my first clip. Welcome to the first clip of the clip show. Why are humans jealous? I would like to know if you have any insight Before I tell you that there is insight and an answer, I'd like to know if you get it right. Why are humans jealousy? Jealous.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yeah. Now I have to leave that in. You made a joke about it. Now I have to leave it in.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Evolutionarily. Why are we jealous? Because does it make any sense to you intuitively even? Even if you can't put words to it, does it make sense why we are jealous?
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I love that you went with rock and or stone as the root of all jealousy. You know, it's funny that there are people who really believe very stridently, stringently, assertively, all of those, that jealousy is a cultural construct that without jealousy, like the modern sort of Anthropocene complications, we would not know jealousy. There would be no reason for jealousy. Okay. Right?
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
That humans, the only reason jealousy can exist is because humans are a constituent element of it. I see. Got it. Right? And yet... Behavioral scientists have really come down to the following logic.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
From an evolutionary perspective, jealousy is very likely to have developed as a mechanism to mate-gate, to protect pair bonds that are important for successful reproduction and child-rearing, encouraging partner fidelity... helps ensure a male's genetic lineage is passed on and prevents, or at least absolves, small microcultures of genetic complication. Got it.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
When jealousy exists in a community, partners are more likely to stay partnered with each other and not co-mingled genetic nonsense.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
It could very well describe a lot of single-partner creatures, right? A lot of animals are single-partner animals, and they do, in fact... Stick with swans, right? Like swans are notoriously single partner, even though they do. They have been known to sleep around swans. Actually, apparently, according to biologists, do sleep around and it is measured in males.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
They are incredibly jealous, incredibly jealous creatures when their single mate sleeps around on them. Can you imagine? I want to be the guy who does that research. I want to do the jealousy research on swans. It's amazing that that even exists.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And can you guess how jealousy manifests? And this goes back to the evolutionary perspective too, weirdly, how it manifests in male-bodied people versus female-bodied people.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Over what specifically? What behavior makes men jealous versus women?
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
It's sex. It's always sex, Tom. You said knocking pigs over with penises. I did. It's the sex. That's how you use sex, right? Yeah. You just slam around stuff. What about women?
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Emotional connection. Yeah. Yeah. And that's that is how it is described. Like that is that is how jealousy is generally described between the, you know, across the broad swath of research that exists historically not addressing the complicated nature of sex and gender today. I don't think there's a lot of that research. I could not find a lot of that research.
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Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
But when we're talking about sex and jealousy, women tend to get jealous when their single partner has an emotional connection with another person, and men get jealous when their partner has sex with another person. Now, you would think that the corollary is that women are not as jealous when men actually have sex, that it's just a sex thing, and that
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
The opposite would be true, that men would be okay with women having emotional connections with other men. I didn't find anyone that said, oh, yeah, that's totally true. That doesn't seem to be true. Right.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Right. So I thought it was really interesting when you add the because a lot of people, especially in the comments, I read it, come back and say, but what about the tribes or cultures like in Uganda that are polyamorous or the Inuit people, which have a practice, a general accepted practice of sharing one's wife? Right. I didn't know that. Apparently they do. OK.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And so I'm curious what your thoughts are about those things. Do you have any speculation as to as to what might what might be true in respect to jealousy in those communities? No, it's not good. It's not a good thing. Right. Because you use this on the surface. You use it as a as a cultural guard. Right. That says, OK, humans are we it's our culture that makes us jealous, not anything else.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
But in truth, when you look at this is the research that I thought was really interesting, that infidelity. In groups like the—hold on, I have to scroll. I've lost my point. There it is, bingo cards.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
I actually have to Command-F and find Inuit. It was up higher than I was even looking. No, that's not fair. I wanted to make this point 15 minutes ago. Okay. So for those who argue that jealousy is a cultural invention and using the ammunition of societies like the Inuit, it is really interesting because the outcomes of those –
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
don't address the fact that for the Inuit, a wife-sharing relationship is an act of extraordinary and painful generosity, right? That it is – the actual sharing is it's a massive gift that you're giving to someone else to share your wife and not something made easily or commonly.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
And – Also, spousal abuse is very, very high in communities with polyamorous relationships. It's much higher than in monogamous relationships.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
So I thought that was really interesting. Did you agree? I totally do. And we got there. That was exciting. Yeah, we got there. The second piece that I think is really important is where we started. And this is where you wrestled the most, which was how do we talk about envy?
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
Yeah. If you are like me, you say things on the podcast and then you immediately move on to a different podcast and you don't remember what you thought about your perspectives. And I look forward to having you hear those again on this show. Okay, good. Just like I look forward to you hearing. It's possibly my favorite biblical joke ever.
All The Feelings • The Sins & Virtues
Feeling Green: Our First Clip Show! The Pride & Jealousy Review
of any joke i have made on the show i this is pride right here i am proud of the joke that i make and it's about cain and abel do you remember the joke i want to tell you i want you to hear it but i'm very very proud of this joke let's hear let's hear it the ultimate question for my part is going to be if you had to choose would you rather be envious or jealous
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Das Foto mit ihr und Tommy Lee, das ist legendär. Ich vermisse... Chicks doing the big hair. Like, that's not really a thing anymore. It's like giant blown out kind of like 80s. The 80s hairstyle was so sick. Yeah, just a lot of hairspray.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
High-waist bikinis, big hair. That's part of the band's ethos.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Also 80s... 90s hot chick is Sarah Michelle Gellar. Jennifer Aniston and Friends. 80s, come on.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Auch eine lustige Fakt. Weißt du, die gekolorten Sunscreen, die du auf deinem Gesicht hättest? Zinka. Das war meine Familienfirma. Mein Vater hat alle Designs dafür gemacht.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Es war die Scheiße. Mein Vater hat alle Arbeiten gemacht, alle Logos. Er war ein grafischer Designer. Ein verrückter Partier. Er ist jetzt weg. Er hat ein bisschen zu hart gepartiert, aber Gott schütze ihn. Wait, how old was he when he passed? Shit, I don't even know. But he died on a bus stop from Redondo Beach. Huh? Bus stop bench, Redondo Beach. Yeah, we call it dad's bench. Wait, hold on.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
For real? Yeah, he was a big partier. Just a surfer, crazy local, like, just always had that vibe, like, being a kook is... You gotta tell... We were pretty much being raised, like, not to be kooks, me and my brother. And he was just a gnarly surfer, and he was like... I went to Hawaii and got a puka shell necklace. He's like, take that off. That's for fucking kooks. You'll never wear that shit.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
He took it off me and threw it away and I was like, alright, I guess that's how it is. I might need to deep dive your dad. This guy sounds cool. Tell him the story of the last time you saw him under the pier. Oh, yeah, that was fucking gnarly. So the last time I saw him, he was very cracked out. I wanted to cry. But no, he was super tweaked out and he was kind of on his last end, but he was like...
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Er ist so, hey Mann, gut dich zu sehen, Bruder. Und er ist so, einfach in den Straßen zu gehen. Und er ist so, hey Mann, wenn ich verdammt sterbe, Mann. Er ist so, nimm mein Körper und nimm es in den Ozean, damit die Scharfe mich fangen. Meine Beine werden ein Reef machen, um dich und deinen Bruder zu surfen, Mann. Ich war so, oh mein Gott. Ich war so, ich liebe dich, Bruder.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Und dann haben wir ihn wieder gesehen. Und dann haben wir ihn wieder gesehen.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
It's real. It just feels like there has been a lot of bands that are trying to do a certain thing. It's like, oh, we're going to dress up like we're in the 70s and get bowl cuts. Fuck it, act like we're the Beatles from Liverpool. It's like, bro, what are you doing? We live on the beach. But sometimes we surf, but it's not our thing. Growing up surfing and skating, I love that shit.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Yeah, we'll take that on the road. We'll have that on the road.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Ich denke, ein Rekordlabel würde es möglich sein, ein paar Rente zu zahlen.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
It's all about localism, getting your ass kicked if you're out of line, fucking... Just that fun, raw energy and just like trying to bring that back. I feel like there's not like aggressiveness much. Well, I think the surfing and skating thing, because like when you grow up skating and surfing, it's like that's your thing. You're released. So you're out there and it's just you.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Going back to the record label stuff, I find it funny, I see bands that get a lot of streams and they have this big backing, but they can't sell, they can't get a following. Nobody goes to their shows, it's not a scene.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
I feel like that's what's sick about our band, is that we just started very grassroots in backyards in Venice and all of our homies started coming and then it kind of turned into a fun thing in LA where it's just like a wild party and like bevor wir Streams oder ähnliches hatten, verkauften wir unsere Shows lokal.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Und ich finde, das ist viel wichtiger, wenn du eine grassroots Crew hast, die zu deinen Shows kommt und sie verdrängt, anstatt Streams zu bekommen. Und dann kannst du keine 300-Cap-Ruhe verkaufen.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
du bist einfach selbstbewusst die ganze Zeit, du siehst, wie ich Musik sehe, wie Skate, es ist einfach so, dass du es genau so machst, wie du es machst, ja, ja, und sei nicht gruselig, es ist so, dass du nicht darüber sprichst, dass du nicht darüber sprichst, weil wir angefangen haben, es waren nur wir zwei, wie ich Musik produziert habe und, äh, ich habe ihn getroffen, was, wie der Anfang von Covid und
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Ich war so, warte, ich war so, das war so hier, es könnte alles gehen, also Comedy kommt zurück, Baby, da war das ganze Leben, oh, du kannst das nicht sagen, du kannst das nicht sagen, und jetzt ist es so, Fuck that shit.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
But that's what's fun. It started as such a fuck it mentality, but now we're trying to take it a little more professionally. Even our earlier tours, Alex... Du warst immer ein bisschen wie ein loser Kanon. Es gab einen Show in Arizona, wo er so verdammt verpasst war.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Ich weiß nicht, was passiert ist, aber er hat seine Gitarre mitten im Song gedreht und literally versucht, mich mit mir zu verbrechen. Du hast ihm gesagt, er war verdammt verdammt. Ja, ich war so, oh ja, ich bin übergegangen und habe ihn geschoben. Ich war so, schau dich an, Bruder. Und du bist so, verdammt, Alter.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Und es war mitten im Song, er nimmt seine Gitarre, er ist so, willst du fucking gehen? Und ich war so, was machst du, Alter?
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Und ich war so, hol dir deine Gitarre. Und ich habe mit Leuten nach dem Show gesprochen und sie waren so, großartiges Set, Mann. Und ich war so, oh ja, sorry, Alex ist ein bisschen verdammt. Und sie waren so, wir dachten, das war ein Gag. Und ich war so, nein, das ist das Ding. Und du hast es geschafft. Du hast es geschafft. Du hast es geschafft.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
The music takes over and Alex goes into crazy mode and he'll just tackle me on stage.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
I don't know if you know. I just get fucking sidebarred. I'm like, oh! Ja, ich denke, weil wir sind so gute Jungs, wir verhalten uns immer, auch wenn wir nicht Musik machen. Also ist es so, dass wir auf der Bühne sind und nichts ändert sich. Es ist einfach so, dass du ein bisschen Feuer bekommst.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
He was trying to knock us down and say, hey boys, we're still brothers, right?
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
That's all you gotta do is a little better. If you try to change 100%, like... You're gonna fail. You're gonna fail and then you're gonna be like, I'm a piece of shit. Fuck it, let me just go down.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
And it ruins creativity. Weil wenn du dich nicht begeistert hast, wirst du nicht gute Sachen machen. Du musst dich aufhören und sagen, fuck yeah, ich liebe, was ich tue und ich bin in dem Moment gerade. Gerade, wenn du dich aufhörst, bist du einfach so, ich tue es nicht gut und ich kann nicht mehr Kunst machen.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Du musst einfach sagen, nein, Mann, das ist, was ich tue und ich liebe es, und ich habe es mein ganzes Leben gemacht.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
And the creative juices flowing. And it's also that like mentality of like, fuck everybody. It's like, we started this and we make songs that we thought were funny and that we like and people like them. It's like, and then when someone's like, oh, why don't you make more songs like that? It's like, no, fuck you. Like we're making songs that we like.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
And yeah, maybe it's not, it's going to constantly change, but it's like, that's what we fucking like. And so that's what keeps firing us up to like, keep going. As soon as you do that, then you fuck everything up. You're not making anything authentic or genuine anymore. Wenn du sagst, was wollen die, um zu hören? Was sind sie? Ich war so, nein, fuck that, dude.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
But that was the most fun, because he lived above a coffee shop in this kind of busted-ass apartment in Venice, and we could be loud as fuck. I don't know if there was a trap house, like your neighbors were chill with us making music. There was something going on, because we would have full amps in there to like
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
It's creepy if I hang out there like cop, cop, cop. This guy's a fucking fed, bro. Put the shit away. Hide the shit. Someone's dad showed up. Burt in the garage with the homies.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Fuck yeah, dude. If you came to the garage, you'd be like, yeah, I get it now.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Mein Nachfolger zu der Ethan-Sache, weil ich es nur als lustige Sache gedacht habe, war, wie du Heather Locklear erklärst, und...
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
vor in the morning like recording and the whole building would be shaking but like no cops were ever called for really ripping sticks in there screaming in the building shaking and like the neighbors were like hey guys like how's it going because this is crazy yeah but that's where we recorded like all of our first pretty much yeah the demo and then the first album Wir waren so gut am Schreiben.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
It's like the TikTok-Clickbait for all these OnlyFans-Chicks. Christine, you really don't go to porn at all, dude. Okay, so this is downblousing.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Oh yeah, that's a good one. If you catch that in the wild, you're like, this is the best day of my life. Dude, the down blouse. Siri, write down down blouse. Siri, remind me to look up down blouse combinations.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
No, there's a part of it where you're like, wait, so there's a tip?
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Ich schwöre, Leute. Ich schwöre, ich habe das noch nie googelt.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
I think it just takes me down a rabbit hole. I'm talking for a friend right now. It rabbit holes me where I'm like, baby, what if I had a kid right now?
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
These are two dudes in the back. A woman milking herself into a cup.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
When you're not in the room, this is really impressive, guys.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Das ist ein kräftiger Fluss. Es ist einfach... Es ist zu viel Exzess. Ich habe auch eine Pamela Anderson VHS. Best of Playboy. Und ich habe eine alte TV, die einen kleinen VHS-Slot hat. Und es ist so, das ist die verrückte verrückte Scheiße jemals. Ich bin nicht verrückt, aber ich werde es nur sehen und sagen, das ist verrückt großartig. Ja, es ist mehr so, als ob es eine Poesie ist.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Du weißt, es ist klassisch. Porn ist nicht klassisch, es ist ein bisschen zu viel.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Das ist immer der Freundesvater. Wir haben unseren Freundesvaters Garage gekleidet und es war einfach so, dass du alle Playboys findest und du musst dir helfen. Oh mein Gott. Ich hatte das in meinem Vater, der Legend, der Zinkerman, der Surfer, der fucking Dope. Er hatte einen verrückten Klozert, ich wette. Nein, ja, als ich groß wurde, ging ich in seinen Klozert und ich war so, was ist das?
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
was ist das für eine Reihe von Magazinen da drüben? Und dann bin ich hochgeklappt und habe eine Reihe von Penthouse-Magazinen. Penthouse war wie Porn-Fotos. Es war nicht Playboy. Penthouse war wie Penetration. Hustler. Hustler, ja. Was ist sein Name? Larry Flynn. Er hat auch... Boob, the movies, the skate movies, before Jackass. Really? There was Boob, Crap. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
He produced all those. It was like before CKY. Really? It was like, he kind of like was in on the Jackass shit. But yeah, no, going back to that, I would steal my dad's penthouse magazines and like, But I'd be very meticulous, like, alright, I'll steal this one, and it's number four down, put it under my mattress, jerk off, and then slide it back in right in the right slot.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Or cut one page out, and then own that page. Hey, there's a couple pages missing from August 2027. Because Larry Flint, I think it was like the Big Brother thing. It was Big Brother. And they were connected, and one time they were supposed to send out a bunch of Big Brothers, and they fucked up the shipping, and they sent Hustlers out.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Und so all the kids that were subscribed to Big Brother, Hustlers showed up at their doorstep. And then the parents were like, what the fuck is going on?
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
And that's where Steve-O was discovered. He was in Big Brother Magazine when he lit himself on fire. They have a doc on that. Yeah, there's a big brother doc. For real? It's also like going back to just being cutting edge and like saying fuck you to everybody and just doing whatever you want. And people are like, this is awesome.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Yeah, boob with the VHF. My buddy had the whole fucking cassette. Yeah, with the rollerblade.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Yeah, those videos are legendary. It's so succinct. As a designer, it's like, I absolutely love that shit.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Sie waren so gut. Ich war so zwölf. Ich war so zwölf Jahre alt. Und so
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
My dad would watch it with me and thought it was fucking hilarious. We would sit and watch Viva La Bam. Don Vito.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Yeah, Ozzy was the first one that crossed over and became a household name from being the most insane rockstar ever.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Es war Cowboy. Cowboy war einer der ersten Songs, die wir gemacht haben. Wir waren sehr viel auf...
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
You gotta watch the Wham! documentary. It's fucking amazing. We're the biggest George Michael fans. It's fucking... He was revolutionary.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
That's when they wrote it. And the demo is just as good. It's like a stripped down version, but it's the fucking song. And they wrote it when they were 16. Him and his buddy Andrew.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Schaut auch auf Brandon Novak, ich habe ihn im Kühlschrank gefunden. Bert hat auch ein Museum in seinem Kühlschrank mit Skate-Memorabilien. Was zur Hölle ist das? Ich habe es ausgeschnitten. Ich habe mich verletzt. Schaut auch auf Brandon Novak. Er ist ein Legend. Er ist ein Legend.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
And then fucking make music till like five in the morning. And we would do that every weekend. And then it was like, we just stockpiled.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
That's your ride or die. And she knows you so well. She's like, come on, one beer. Like, this is the moment.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
And then we stockpiled like 30 to 40, like kind of half written demos. And then we all met from just like Venice parties. And so it's like a bunch of musicians that like at every party, it's like, dude, check out my new song. Check out this that I'm working on. Yeah. Also hatten wir das immer zusammen auf Partys.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
15. 16. 15. On a trampoline. It was horrible. It was horrible.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Parents were out of town. Sorry, Mom and Dad. But yeah, on a trampoline it was just fucking horrible. And then we went upstairs and duped it out. On the parents' white sheets. And we were like, oh fuck, what are we gonna do? And then he was like, I love sex.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Yeah, it wasn't good. That's all those coming-of-age stories.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Und dann haben wir uns alle getroffen und gesagt, du, lass uns das einfach ausprobieren. Und dann haben wir das erste Demo-Tapes gemacht. Und dann war es so, oh shit, lass uns das einfach machen. Das erste Mal, als wir zusammen gehoert haben, hatten wir 14 Songs.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Because anything you do at that age, you're just like, I think it's sex.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
It's awesome. Those days, dude. See, those first loves, the first loves don't hit like they used to. It's like, I've only been like heart sick in love like one time. Really? Yeah. When I was like a little kid, where I was like... Manju's the lead singer of a rock and roll band. Yeah.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Es ist so, wenn du klein bist und all das passiert, ist es wie, holy fucking shit, das ist verrückt, das ist mir auf den Kopf gelungen. Es ist wie Jurassic Park. Ich wäre literally krank, wenn ich nicht mit dieser einen Frau verhalten würde. Leute schicken an Männern, es sind schöne Mädchen, aber sie vergessen einfach ihre Seite der Geschichte.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Yeah. We don't know. I almost want a Wu-Tang or fucking Lil Wayne where you just put out a million songs. We have like a hundred demos and we're just thinking at some point we just gotta release all of it.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Keiner von uns ging in die Therapie. Aber das ist definitiv eine Sache. Es ist schwer, Männern zu... Das ist, was ich fühle, auch mit Musik. Es ist wie vulnerable zu sein und Lieder zu haben, die in die Musik tappen.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Because it's also like, I feel like being a comedian or being a musician, being on stage, it's like you ride such highs to where it's like and the room's going off and you have everybody gripped in and it's like holy fuck, like I just want to live in this moment forever. Forever. And then you get like post-tour depression.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
You're at your place and then there's nothing going on. It's like, what the fuck am I doing with my life? Should we cheers to post-
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Ja, das ist wahr. Viele von ihnen waren ziemlich dreckig. Ich muss sagen, die meisten von diesen Songs wurden... Jede von ihnen war eine Nacht lang und wir haben sie nie wieder gespürt. Wir sind zusammengekommen, haben die Musik gemacht und dann haben wir sie nie wieder gespürt. Und einige von den Tracks sind auch von Strong's Drive. Ja. Es ist wie wenn du in der Mode bist und in der Song bist.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Can we make a moment to where if we play there, can you fly out and introduce us? If it ever happens, we'll be like, hey, there was a moment on Bert's podcast and he said he'd open up for us.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Meanwhile, everyone in LCD shows is just tripping, dude. Oh yeah. Everybody.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Oh shit, he signed it? I gotta stop touching this thing. Let's open this up.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Du bist der Typ, Dave. Für Dave, Baby. Für Dave. Wir lieben dich, Dave. Für Dave.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Not trying to get stuck in a loop. Like we even said like we're trying to always like we have songs on the new record that sound way different.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Not at all. We kind of like tried to do that from the jump of like we don't Oh, es muss einfach wie Punk sein.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Wir haben diese neue Song, die wie heavy Cure ist. Es ist wie Goth.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Aber das ist auch eine Einfluss von Hardcore-Bands. Ich habe mich auf Thrash und sehr Hardcore-Musik gewöhnt, wo Songs weniger als eine Minute lang sind. Es ist einfach so. Lass uns über die besten Southern-Californien-Punk-Bands sprechen.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
The Germs. Oh, yeah. Germs. I grew up in Palos Verdes in the South Bay, so I have very South Bay respect. Yes. I defer to Colby. But no, The Germs, Descendants, Minutemen from Pedro.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Fishbones are legend. Those guys are fucking epic. They fucking rule.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
Genre-bending. That's what's sick. It was a fun pairing, because their set is a rollercoaster to where it's like, it's funk, now it's reggae, now it's hardcore punk, now it's some weird metal riff. There's a Pink Floyd-y one.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
I was just like, what? I was all faded like, these guys fucking rule.
Bertcast
# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
All I did, all I did, this is the way you... Before you saw the face, you knew. You're doing the slow pan from the ankles to the top.
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# 665 - Strawberry Fuzz is Sick
That's like a movie where you're walking away from an explosion in slow motion and you're just like, I'm the fucking man.
Cleared Hot
Episode 382 - Greg Anderson
Were there certain characteristics that you looked for in children before molesting them?
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Negligent Discharge Friday - 4/25/25
We can discuss names. You should call it You Poop, I Scoop.
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Negligent Discharge Friday - 4/25/25
It's all up here. All right. Yeah, I don't need to write it down.
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Negligent Discharge Friday - 4/25/25
Well, for me personally, I don't really know exactly what I want to do at this point or if I even want to have a long-term career as far as like an office job or whatever, like a nine to five.
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Negligent Discharge Friday - 4/25/25
I would like to work for myself because working for you is great.
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Negligent Discharge Friday - 4/25/25
Yeah, I have to say that. No, but you're one of the only people that I don't mind working for at all.
Cleared Hot
Negligent Discharge Friday - 4/25/25
Yeah. And like, which people understand coming from you, that's a huge compliment.
Cleared Hot
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I don't think, I mean, I think not as big as there was probably in the generation or two before mine. I mean, when we were, when I was in grade school and high school, college was definitely pushed pretty hard, but- Just get a degree essentially? Yeah, yeah, but- I was like, man, I can't really afford college. I don't want to go into like $50,000 of debt when I'm 18.
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Yeah, if you're lucky. Which, by the way, I didn't know this at the time, can't be defaulted on. No, it's one of the most predatory.
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No, I've never taken any loans besides credit cards.
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Yeah, it's kind of crazy, actually. But that was definitely pushed in grade school and high school. And I actually did go to community college, which I was able to pay out of pocket because it's community college. And so I didn't have any debt from that. But yeah, I still don't really know what I want to do. And basically my mindset right now is make money to do the things I do want to do.
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132 0000001 Yeah. Yeah. And there's, there's been like, I've had this conversation with a lot of my friends where it's like, why would I work nine to five, no breaks, minimal vacation, to save money for when I'm 60 and can't do anything? Yeah. Like, I would rather
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spend the money now and experience the things I want to experience now rather than wait until I'm like, hopefully I'm not decrepit at 60. Right. You will be probably. Yeah. But maybe I know I'm not decrepit now. Yeah. So I want to do the things now.
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Well, yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't subtract from your account. So, yeah.
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Wow. Yeah. They must not televise that. They're pros. Of course.
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As far as technological leaps go, it's about the same.
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I mean, for me, like I said, I don't, I haven't found one thing Well, jujitsu. I mean, that's the one thing that I really, really am passionate about.
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Passion doesn't quite equate to skill. In your case. Yeah, especially in my case. I'm joking.
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Yeah. And so that's kind of what I, I've tossed that around in my head that I'm not really sure, but again, like I'm just not sure at this point.
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Yeah. Yeah, no. So I, I mean, I think in general, I'd like to work for myself and make enough money to where, first of all, I can make my own schedule, take a vacation when I want to, be able to go where I want to. And that's pretty much the goal. And I'm still figuring out how to do that. So that's, that's where I'm at. And I think that's very, that's shared with a
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it's more selfish, not in maybe a bad way, where it's like, what do I want to do? And how can I achieve that?
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Um, I've got everything set up. And so now I think the first step is just go and start knocking on doors and be like, Hey, this is what I'm doing.
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I'll wash them. Well, you put the hand inside of the bag. No, I'm not doing that. I'm using a little rake and a little bucket. Really? What about for the more liquid versions? We'll figure it out.
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You know what? Maybe I will. And maybe you'll see how easy it is.
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Yeah. I think that's good advice. Yeah. All right. Your question. What do you got? All right. Let's rocket man.
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Back to the show. I just saw this video, I think on like Instagram. Oh my God. That just is, we'll never see that video again. No, it's gone.
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It's just so janky. Okay. So apparently this is our, I can already tell this is over in Dubai or wherever it's an Emirates aircraft.
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Are we taking into consideration that you told me one of the guys died? I was going to bring that up.
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Yeah. I don't know if I had the proper training, but I feel like it takes a couple of years to get that.
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Okay. Yeah. Do you have a parachute or not? Or just a suit?
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That's what base jumping is, right? With a wingsuit?
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I'm afraid of heights. So that actually would probably be pretty difficult.
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Okay. I mean, physically, it's very easy to do that. The mental part is what's going to get me. I'll coach you through it. Great. Thank you. A lot of positive reinforcement. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure. We need to do a video series. Michael risks his life for content.
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Yeah, that wasn't that bad. No, it's not that bad. It's pretty. It's like an airplane except cooler.
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Oh, after you get, oh. Oh, yeah. That would be tough because at one point you're holding on by one hand. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, also, I think because it would be just me, right? Yes. How do I land?
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Yeah. What if the parachute comes on top of me and I drown?
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Yeah. Unfortunately, they're both going to listen to this. Okay, we'll just tell them we're going somewhere else. We're not doing that, actually.
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Yeah. You're testing out. You're in literally brand new waters. Yeah.
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Kind of sounds like a real hard no. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. There's just so much to think about that I choose not to engage in a lot of political stuff.
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Not an addiction. I mean, I know people that do drugs, but not... Yeah.
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Well, I mean, I have no sympathy for cartels or people that peddle stuff like that.
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I don't know. I think it's a similar situation to the war on terror where we're not actually fighting a state.
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It doesn't exist anymore. It's just the war now. Yeah. um but we're not fighting a state or a concrete enemy so i think the boundaries are so loose we can say oh yep that's a cartel member we're going to do that now and then it's another 20-year engagement in a country in a foreign country that at the end goal there is no end goal you can just move the goal post and continue to change
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Also for the first, like five seconds, my mic was turned all the way down for some reason. So there's going to be a little, you don't have your headset on.
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Yeah. Just give us some more money. We'll send half of that to Israel.
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58 minutes. One more. Your turn. All right. Let's see.
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Probably none. Probably none. I don't know if maybe you've talked about this on the podcast, but about your little training exercise. Oh, God.
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Yeah, whatever. I've watched the whole video. It's very interesting.
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Bullhorns. I also like on the bullhorn, you're like, nope, not good enough. Yeah. And monotone voice. Oh, never change your voice.
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It got more views than I thought it would. It's a great video. Everybody should go watch it.
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Yeah. I feel like we could do pretty good with it. Yeah.
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I don't know if I'd be able to talk. I could be a little scared.
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The fighter who the hillbilly. Yeah. Yeah. Bryce Mitchell.
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I may have to implement that. Yeah. I'm a leg player now. Yeah, it's unfortunate. Yeah. Yeah, I think you knee-marred me the last time. I know, it's pretty sweet. Yeah, I don't like it.
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Do you have the knee flexibility for that? I don't know. I'm joking.
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For a second, I was trying to get the crucifix from cross sides. Top? Yeah. Like going over, wrapping my leg and then rolling through.
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Yeah, I know. But it was fun. It was fun for a little bit. Yeah.
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Fire away. Have you seen this militia video? No, but I want to.
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That's pretty much the only thing that's funny about this video, but they get all serious and it's. Yeah, that guy right there. Yeah. Just makes it the whole thing look like a joke. I mean, not that. I mean, the biggest threat to that guy is type two diabetes.
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Yeah. Can you imagine the shits he takes? No, I don't want to imagine that.
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So I think this was all caused by— Virginia State Capitol to oppose—scroll down.
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Yeah, I think that's actually a good idea, in my opinion.
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Yeah, Boogaloo had, like, some white power stuff going on with it.
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Yeah. I mean, I feel like guns and alcohol are not a good mix.
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On Instagram. That's, I can't wait till that happens personally. None of you know what you are.
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Oh, yeah. I know. He goes down there anyways. I know.
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Look at that making connections. All right. Whatever.
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Yeah, I think so. You've warned people very thoroughly. No one believes me. Yeah. Your time is coming. I still don't really believe you, but I'm anxious to see what happens, what comes of this.
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That's actually a really good point. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the worst that can happen, his account gets suspended.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, it's my turn to pick a career. IT specialists, take that, Daniel! I'm coming for you, Penelope! You ain't for me!
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I recount for the four millionth time about how I had sex with Eartha Kitt in Tavern Inn. I tell the story in extreme detail.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
You guys were playing? It turns out Icebound is actually just the dragon inside of the tomb.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
It says here that I'm a lowly goblin. Yeah, that works. That sounds about right. What kind of name is Scrim? What does this random generator even do? Ugh, what a terrible name.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
No, we had to kill you! Damn it. He didn't even see us. He didn't seem concerned about us at all.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
This is our moment, brothers. Prepare yourselves. I try to draw my greatsword in my arm's brain.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
My only question would be, before I do that, have we all known each other for a long time?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
All right, my character's name is Masarer. That's spelled M-A-S-A-R-E-R, Masarer. Masarer. Okay? Okay. You guys would know that as we've grown up together that, you know, Masarer, he's a little snooty, but he's definitely a lot unhinged. You know, he's got kind of a screw loose, you know, like he's kind of a wild card. You never really know what to expect from Massar.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
And people might think that that's because there's a very common rumor that kind of goes around this falling kingdom that Massar is the son of the emperor and a cheesemonger's wife. He's a bastard. That's really good. And he doesn't want to believe it. He definitely has a con. Well, the timing really doesn't work out.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
And, you know, the snootiness, the unhingedness, you know, that's kind of a, there's a bit of a veil or a front that Massar might put up, because he likes to talk about himself a lot, and he likes to tell stories that you guys have all been around him for forever, that you are always kind of like, wait a minute, I don't think it happened that way, or I don't really remember that it happening that way.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
And it's because it all stemmed from when the prettiest girl at the ball in fourth grade danced with Massar, and he never let any of you all live it down. And from there, things just kind of started firing out of control. And Massar really lost control of his life after that dance. And, yeah, other than that, I would say that, you know, we're all warriors. He's tall, well-built.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
What's your weapon of choice? A two-handed greatsword.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Yeah, yeah, he's a swordsman for sure.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Are we the only remaining guard of the emperor left?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
All right, fellas, what's the plan? What's the plan? It seems as if, yet again, everything comes down to us.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Why is it always killing and violence with you all? Well, it's either that or us. Us or them. What's it going to be? Well, I think if we fight it, we'll win, certainly.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Just point me at the dragon and one, two. Listen, Artie, that's very impressive, but I'm sure I've mentioned once or twice that I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in a tavern bathroom. With what? Eartha Kitt. You know, the famous silver dragonborn. The broad that was in Emperor's New Groove.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Right away. Just tell me one thing. Yes. Do I make you proud?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
We're gonna be okay. What do we got?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
This is fine. It's gonna be fine. Everything's fine. So the lift is just kind of almost in free fall.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, man. If only we had a javelin or something to try to spear the chain the whole badass way.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'd like to Medicine Check the Emperor to see how long he's potentially got. Please do. Do you know what kind of roll a Medicine Check is? Is it just a roll of wisdom? Yeah. I got 14.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I am attempting to use some cloth and potentially maybe a belt that I'm wearing to create a makeshift tourniquet to cinch off his shoulder as there are tears welling up in my eyes as I'm working on him and I'm trying to, I'm trying, Abram, please. Daddy, please don't go. Yeah. I don't know why you call me that. I'm sorry. Emperor. Emperor, I'm going to stay strong for you, Emperor.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Why are you undoing your pants? It's called a tourniquet. I'm sorry.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'm getting the feeling you guys didn't do it this way last time. No. No, we just rolled straight in. Okay.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well, this is kind of the same thing as picking the nests of your character right now.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I administered a tourniquet very well. You ever done that before? No. But I learned techniques from my mother, the humble cheesemaker.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
And they can be different, like opposites, similar?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well, it's like my mother always said, honor and duty. Perhaps you might recognize her. She's about 5'4", her name's Mary, cheese maker. There's not time for this!
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Sounds a bit... Cowardly? We're just hiding?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
So that's just it? We're stuck here now?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well, if we are awakened from slumber and we defend the treasures, then what? Are there more potions for us to return to slumber? That's a good question!
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, um, well, yes, I suppose I feel a bit better.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'm trying to be professional.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'm beginning to think that we may have been cast of Amontillado, or my name is not Massaro.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I believe all we have are these potions.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
You jump about a foot in the air. And he breaks his face.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Yeah. Is there like a final resting place for him outside of the four for us?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
We're stuck here forever. There are no more families, no more brothers or sisters. We are the only family we have left, us as friends.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Laziness. It's obvious. You have reminded me of something with your attempted jump. I suppose that perhaps there's nothing left for us to do other than to drink these potions, and quickly, before we have to designate a corner to begin defecating.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
All right, we all get in our sarcophagi.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I would be thinking about the relationship I never had with my real father, and that I hope that my mother is all right, and I hope that our civilization survives and we don't go extinct.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I will think, if anyone else has something else. Oh, I would just, my eyes would awake, I would remember the dying words of the Emperor, which were, yes. And as I would be stirred, all of a sudden, my blood would be pumping, I would be filled with purpose, as I drew my greatsword from my side, as I step out of the coffin and I say, I will avenge you, Daddy!
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, no! You can decide. You can decide. Hold on, hold on. I'm giving you that one. Oh my god. I can't read your handwriting. What does that say? Just give me a little bit. This is, you're killing me, Mike. You're fucking killing me.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I wish I had brought a pen. Pass those over to me. I'm going to see if I have one. Pass those over to yourself.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'm kind of close to hysterics as these rats are trying to eat the corpse of my father, who I presume to be my father, and I am just swinging my greatsword and kicking and stomping on rats the best that I can. I'll make an attack.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Have you always been able to do that?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I know. No, no, the madness is already starting to set in. This is the beginning of the end.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'm not going to fit in there. Okay, who's up? Who wants to go to the rat hole? None of us are going to fit in there. It's 99 feet in the air. It's about the size of a basketball, and I don't even know what that sport is.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
All right, I suppose Laedalell can throw me. Okay. Here, I just walk over and I just sit in your flipper arms.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I mean, he's a giant werewhale. But we are also giant dragonborn. Probably weigh 250 pounds apiece.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
What do I do now? Well, I'm thinking... You've always been so smart. I'm thinking, because I'm the most slight out of all of us, perhaps if you rub me down in muck tuck grease, I might be able to slide in the size of that basketball shaped hole. Okay. Just don't get any on my hands or I won't be able to climb the rope.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
There are mirrors everywhere. I begin to take off all of my armor. Okay. And then once I'm done, after about ten minutes of doffing my armor, I'll go over to Ladle L and I'll say, all right, I'm ready, please just grease me up, make sure you get my butt cheeks and hammies real good. Okay, I need a knife.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
And without anything on my feet or hands, I'm gonna attempt to climb the rope up to this.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
You can do it! As I'm pulling, I'm gonna look over my shoulder down at the guys and yell, All right, I'm going in. It looks a little tight. Volumetrically, I'd say it's roughly a dozen beef sandwiches wide. LAUGHTER Okay, that sounds right.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Okay. And if you need a pen... I didn't realize that. I was gonna bring a whole bunch of pens, and I was gonna replace all the ones in the park. I was gonna do the same thing you did. You're ahead of me.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I will tie some of the rules.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
All right, Vassar, don't lose your grits now. And I begin to crawl into this tiny hole and try to pull my way in and once I'm in, I'm gonna like,
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Okay, I am writing this, though, as it pertains to me. So if it gets passed... That'll be pretty funny. Yeah, it'll be weird.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well, bad news, bad news. I got about a foot into the hole maybe. First my hands started to go numb and then my arms and my shoulders and my face was very much reminiscent of one of our early day parties when Artie slipped us some drugs. Next thing I know, I lost consciousness, and I was falling into this lovely whaleman's arms.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I don't know what happened, other than perhaps... That area is just outside the bounds of whatever seals us in this tube.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
It wasn't nearly as fun as the drugs that you gave us. How quickly did you get on?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I feel like if the rats woke us up, perhaps we'd just try to go back to sleep. Yeah, that's a good idea. My mother, the humble cheesemaker, used to tell me when I couldn't sleep as a child that sometimes you just had to close your eyes and clear your head.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
She told me all of the fairy tales that all good mothers tell dragonborn children.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
You've known about this for your entire life, and we are just now learning about it because you've never done this because you don't know if it goes the other direction. Yeah, exactly right.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, no. There's no airflow in here. Why would you do that?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, oh, oh, Artie. You might be in a bit of trouble. I don't think you're going to find any whale women down here.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Good night, fellows. I suppose I will also just lay back, close my eyes, and think about what's happening here. I certainly hope that by dousing me in all of your horrific whale blood, I don't catch whatever blood curse that you have. Well, good night. Well, you know, good night.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
All I can think about is Penelope. I wonder where she is now. Who? Who's Penelope? Oh, you guys remember Penelope. She was the prettiest girl in school. And she slow danced with me. You're talking about that chick from fourth grade?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I've done a lot of great things since then. Allegedly. Yes, I once met the great, famous, silver-born jazz singer.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I had sex with other kid in a tavern-in bathroom.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Maybe you could just do whale noises for us until we fall asleep.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well... And that's why we can't go to sleep? The Emperor, the late Emperor, told us that if the seal was broken, we would be awoken. But nothing has discovered...
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Gosh, I hope not. Whatever you do, if Artie does manage to find drugs, just keep him away from you.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
So just so we're on the same page, we're all just taking three drops and ending this night?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'm sorry, but won't we just age while we sleep? Wasn't that the whole point of the magical potion? To prevent us from aging and also having to defecate in a corner?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
What if we are to go back to sleep and the seal is never broken and we're never awoken? Isn't that the same as death? Aren't we just still?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, all right, boys, help me get a tool back into his tomb. Well, that's fantastic. We're going to pick him up and put him into his sarcophagus.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
It blooms up into our faces. I immediately, like, drop to my knees, and I start to try to shove the silver dust back in, but I'm getting a lot of sarcophagus dust as well.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
It's too much. Too much sand. Too much dust. Oh, he won't notice. Meanwhile, I'm curling while you're doing this, and I can't fight this feeling anymore.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
It's so fitting for what I wrote. Wait, wait, greatest achievement. Yeah. Greatest achievement.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I'm like trying to pick it up and sprinkle it in it's getting kissing and it's very more like like kind of like dusty like brown Let's just pretend that that didn't happen. I put the Snuffbox in his coffin with the next one. Well, I'm going to get in my sarcophagus now. I'm going to take only two drops. I am not going to lose count.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Okay, it's going to be great. You're great at counting. All right. But I don't want to fall asleep while I'm holding it. So perhaps one of you will administer.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Lay it alone. Lay it alone. It is very important. Look at me. Look at me. Lay it alone. Look at me.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Two drops. Repeat after me, Mabel. Two drops. Mabel out. Okay.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
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Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
From over in Massar's coffin, you hear him say,
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Being a doctor's not that impressive, Dennis.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
No, when I took the milk of the poppy, it was fine.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I run to Laetal El as you're looking, and I look, Laetal El, Laetal El, and I look over my shoulder at Arturo.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Hold him, hold him still. I take some of my, the horrific, nasty, wet blood, like, thing, and I put a big, I put like a big dot right where, like on his chest, right where I think his heart is, and I'm like, aim for the mach a tourer. I'm, like, going in.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
The second that he... I will pull the knife from his chest at the same time. Seamless transition. You do that.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I really, really advise against it, Laeliel. The second you begin to pass through the threshold, you will pass out instantly. Well, I'm going to stick my blubbery head up in there.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I truly believe that we have received the bommest of bum deals. That's right. We are doomed. There's nothing to protect against. We are sealed in here forever until our utter demise.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
It's our duty to get beheaded. I kind of wish we all just accidentally took one extra drop of the poppy.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I believe that we should eat Laid-Alone first. The fattiest, the most delicious out of all of us. The rest of us are scaled skin and bones. I'm 80% muktuk. I'm pretty strong.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Now that I'm taking a closer look at this, the visage of my father is here. Why? Why? As it appears, though, codpiece is slightly elevated. One of these nipples is extra pointy. Perhaps if I was to...
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well, it should have been obvious to me from the start, and if you look at the sarcophagus, the visage of my, I mean, our late emperor, and you'll see that, like, the depressed codpiece is there, and his nipples are kind of like this, and I say, it should have been obvious, and I lift up my shirt, and, like, my...
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
No, fuck that. Jesus. The emperor told us in his final breath that we were to guard the tomb. We were absolved from all of those previous crimes. We are doing our duty now. Wait, you absolved us of our oaths? Well, I mean, at the very least, we are the failures to protect him from the horrific white dragon.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
No one is going to behead us.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Does there appear to be any kind of a scripts or archives or any kind of written...
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Gentlemen, spread out. Begin reading the shelves. Perhaps you don't touch anything. You're greasy and bloody.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Yes, Laetal El, you play with that. You play with that, Laetal El. The rest of us will spread out and try to figure out how to work this ancient technology. Okay, sounds good, sounds good. We begin to look through the shelves in the books and see if we can find any information.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
We all look, except for Laetal El. I got a fucking four. Yeah, I'll twist. I'll twist as well. Come on. Thank you, Chet. All right, I got an 11 that time. 17.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I've never liked it. Are you just telling me this now? Well, I figured now and then. We've been friends for a lifetime.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
That's not what I am, a Viking. I got to nod. We're twisting it. Twice. Oh boy, all right.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
You don't feel the need to sleep. Well, then I would start with eight hours to see how I feel.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
He's our god emperor! Quite literally, there's quite literally not a single explanation for why the four of us were entrusted with this job. He's got a good point. Based on how everything has gone.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Let's go somewhere with drugs, all right? Um, so we endeavor that we think we could put something together.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well, I would have said, like, we were, you know, we were looking at the console, reading the book, we're, like, comparing and... Oh, I see. You know what I'm saying? Like, so if we feel like we put something together, do we feel like we need to roll to see what we put into the console? Who approaches the console?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I could have given you flares! If we are forced to fight to the death, then I bare my neck and I embrace the cold feeling of death.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
As the punch is coming in, my final words would be, that thematically makes no sense as you take my head off. I just take the blow. I don't even try to get out of the way.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, my. Wow. That was quite the hit there. A two-roll.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
You've ripped out the pages and put them on the wall in your own special corner that you just go to and slap occasionally.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Guys, leave the room, he's at it again.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Arty's Yeti quarters, very stained and dry and peeling off the walls. Yeah, it's crusty and cracked. It's like dingy.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
True. I got a white claw for St. Paddy's. I got to stay off the booze. I went to a kegger yesterday.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Yeah, I saw the group text. You guys were in shambles yesterday.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I was just laughing about Le Maire being one of those horses that they give fake pussies so they could... Stut them out.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
What have you found with your research? So it turns out they are having marriage troubles right now. What? Bianca and Kanye.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
What the hell? He was spotted yesterday with a woman who looks exactly like her, but is not her.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
He does actually have the clone on him. But she doesn't look exactly like this is just the tabloid. Is it just she has giant tits and giant ass? Yeah, she's just a pretty lady.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Fashion-focused movie censored around Kanye and Sensory's relationship exploring the female body.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Fashion-focused. Kanye produced it.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I believe it's an Italian movie.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
You've been Zendini? That's GG. The kegger was Zen. Was it Zend out? Actually, no. I was kind of a piece of shit.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Everyone's finding out that you were right all along. Everyone. I'm Sean Stradamus. That is true.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
I think about Michelle Obama getting home. Because she knows that people say she's a man all the time. You think she ever gets really sad about it?
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
But his name is Craig Robinson.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)
Just thinking about her and just being like, oh, Barack, they're saying I'm a man again on the internet. Yeah, that'd be really sad. Having a bad day because people are calling you a man. Even if you drone striked all those people. That's what I'm saying. That's the least of it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
I work with Ryan Reynolds. They're trying to cover up a crime. She used Taylor Swift, her best friend, to intimidate him. It's all very manipulative. The more little pieces that get released, the more we're like, oh man, this woman is scary. This is like a Hollywood true crime. We're getting pieces coming out.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
But that's where we currently are. Just like he's slowly started putting video clips. We have a video clip that goes against what she said in the lawsuit. There's some voice memos. Every little piece of content we get from Team Justin disputes everything Blake said, and it makes her look awful. And then Blake doubles down and says – No, you gotta believe me, I'm the woman.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It's turned into an absolute Amber Heard type of situation. And now, because I say that, I'm a misogynist, I'm a sexist.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
But that's the beauty. It seems like Blake and Ryan thought they have separate rules. And I think we're now in a world where it's like, no, no more. We don't want celebrities. We don't really care about your political opinions or all this nonsense. And Blake and Ryan are starting to realize, oh, crap. We can't just get whatever we want.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
There was a point where I jumped in and many jumped in and it just became organically viral because everyone was sort of like, what's up with Blake Lively? She seems kind of, you know, B word and mean girl and all these things. She had a lot of bad press, and she refused to accept it. So what happened was I think she tried to repaint it all as I was harassed. He was retaliating.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
so it's always been happening it's just too much unchecked behavior i think is what is the thing it's like there is a lot of it when you get too big especially these influencers i mean i've been guilty of it back in the day you get so big you don't know any better you don't know oh wait i had to pay my taxes on this youtube money oh i can't do this i can't do that and so there are you surround yourself with yes men that's the problem yeah when people will surround themselves because you're famous or rich or have you know cloud online and that that can that can blur you too so the
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Look, not to give an excuse to some of the bad behavior, but you got to, you know, yeah, it makes sense why some of these people fall in that trap. They need better support systems or friends or people to, like, remind them, don't be a dick.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
I don't know about you. I've been an asshole plenty of my career. Oh, my whole life. I'm just...
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It's a maturity. You sort of grow. And I don't know, as I've aged, I'm just like, I don't have time for being an asshole or dealing with assholes.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Did that teach you? Yeah, it did.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
But you would think the system did – that time did – is that what it was?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Yeah, but then you got to play the whole game of can I get away with this lie? Am I lying? They didn't ask me.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Good.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Well, it's good because in my career, when I had my downfall, luckily I didn't go to prison. It felt like it for a period. I lost everything. I got canceled. But it's like...
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
the the thing i realized at that point was like the life is so much better when you're not trying to follow all the lies yeah yeah when you don't have to chase away what did i do and oh is this gonna come out just are they gonna find out about this like that that is the worst life i've ever had to live or i just was constantly living in fear when you finally can tell your partner and everything's out and you have that safe comfortability it's like oh yeah no this is way better
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It's a way better life because you still fuck up. We're all human, of course. But when you have to be hiding shit, it's just it can eat at you in a way that, you know, does make you an asshole.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
And then keeps you. I have to stay this asshole to do that. And so I've been there. And thankfully, now I'm at a place where I can just be a hermit with my family, not have to deal with these assholes. But as I'm sure you experience in the YouTube world, we still have to deal with some assholes and haters and people that it's like.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
And that's the one you focus on, right? Oh, of course.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
I'm like, you have a hundred nice positive comments, man.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It's good to have someone who can be like, should I send this? Yeah. I think all social media needs, are you sure button? Are you sure?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Hopefully AI can help get to that point where they can proofreading. Oh, are you sure about this one? Yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Well, we have a video if you want to watch it, if you want to do that, or we can skip it. But she alleged in the lawsuit a lot of things. Blake Lively said in her lawsuit that he was doing a slow dancing scene with her and he was speaking out of character in a scene that he didn't have to speak at all because there was no sound recorded and that he was, you know, basically smelling her.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
And at one point, you know, kissed her neck and said, you smell so good. And she felt incredibly uncomfortable because, again, he was out of character. He wasn't speaking in character. And it felt very odd. Why would he do this? And it was inappropriate.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
I was like, yeah, she's, she's adorable. Yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
No audio, et cetera. So he released the video. You can watch the whole nine-minute video. We can cut to a clip as they're dancing. And then there's a specific moment in the video where he – Is, you know, rubbing against her neck. And he says, did I get beard on you? Is what he says. And she says, oh, I probably got spray tan on you. Right. And he says, oh, it smells good.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
And then she goes, well, that's actually my body makeup. And then they move on. that's the actual exchange that she removed all that context of it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
he recorded the audio. Right.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Well, it's, she's the one who's out of character. The whole scene she's talking about, we should be talking. She's trying to direct the scene. He's trying to get this moment where it's like they have the light behind them and they're doing this slow dance and the bar is going crazy. Like they scored and they're lost in each other like dancing.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
And so that's the moment he's, you gotta remember, he's acting and directing. And as someone who's done that in his life, I know how hard that is. And you know that feeling, you're hosting, you're directing, you're producing, you have a lot of, you know, we have a lot of things, maybe not, at least I do. Maybe Colby has it more than me.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Every lawsuit and every complaint that are filling us in on what actually happened, and that's what I think myself and so many people are invested in. I didn't know who this Justin Baldoni guy was. No offense, didn't really care. But the more I'm learning about what Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds seemingly did, they're trying to cover up a crime. That's what I really do think is happening here.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
But as a talent, I'm hitting the buttons and I'm thinking, what am I going to cut? My head's always moving. I'm producing as I'm hosting. So I can relate to him in a moment where he's acting with this woman. Did I get it? Did that feel right? Oh, I wish the extras, while we're doing our kiss, I wish the extras had done this.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
I imagine he's got a lot of things moving in his mind is what I'm trying to say. And so when I watch it, I see that. I see him trying to get into character, have a chemistry with this actress. Also, did we get the scene? He's probably shooting more than he needs. Fine. I don't sense any uncomfortableness. I don't sense any meanness.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
And she's the one who constantly interrupts to say, we should be talking in the scene. Why aren't we talking? It's so much more romantic if we talk in the scene. And he's like, well, we're filming in slow-mo. We won't see it. And then as he explains that, even I'm like, he's right. Can you imagine the scene...
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It's like what talking in slow-mo would look awful in the movie. It doesn't look good looking and everything, people behind them in slow-mo. That's what they're going for. But she keeps insisting on it. She keeps trying to direct it. We should do this. We should do that. And so she, she painted this picture that he was at a character being inappropriate, but it was the complete opposite.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
She's the one at a character trying to talk. Uh, he's the one who's, who's like clearly trying to bring it back to the table and, uh, nothing seemingly inappropriate. They released that video. And then her response is that proves I was right. And like the whole internet goes, even people who were supporting her, they're like, Blake, I was following you, but that clip did not prove what you said.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It didn't at all. She may have been uncomfortable, I guess. It does seem a little uncomfortable just as it would for any watching two actors create a fake love scene, but nothing in it read like she did in her lawsuit. And I think it was incredibly damning for her because that set the tone for, well, what else is real? Her credibility was shot.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
So I always think of JLo. That's what JLo does. No one around her isn't working for her. Right. It's like, how do you, how do you know what's ever true?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
I mean, I, here's my, I can give you insight on what I think everybody's dealing with. Justin Baldoni, from what I've gathered is like a hippie dippy religious guy. Like he's just the type of guy who will just thank you so much for having me in your space on the show. It's such a lovely to be here. I'm like it. To a point that it probably could get annoying for you.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
You'd be like, all right, dude, let's get to the meat of the conversation. So that's the harshest criticism I've heard about Justin is that he's a little too lovey-dovey. He's maybe not as harsh as needs to be in this lawsuit. That's the insight I get from Justin. He wants to be friendly with everybody.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
There's a new audio drop where he apologizes to Blake after being threatened by her and her friends to like – I'm so sorry you didn't get to write other scenes in movies. How terrible of me that I didn't notice this. You can just tell he's trying his best to please her, right? So that's Justin's mindset, I think, is more that. The problem is Blake also included other people.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Wayfair, his company, and his co-producer. It's funded by a really rich guy, this guy Steve. He's a billionaire. He's funding this lawsuit, it turns out. And if they didn't have him, I don't know, they probably wouldn't have been able to go against Blake and Ryan. Yeah. And Wayfair is a studio trying to do a lot of like for good projects. This Steve guy wants to do good.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
He wants to give away a billion dollars before he dies. Like his whole intent is that he's seemingly tight with these guys and feels like they are good guys. So there's other people involved in this lawsuit that I think have the bite that maybe Justin didn't have. I want to see it through. There's also the publicists who are you're going against these alleged publicists who are smearing you.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
they're not gonna just go down lightly and not fight back. And they're allowed to fight back because they didn't sign any agreements. They're allowed to do it. So that's where I think it's coming from the justice side of what's happening behind the scenes, that there's a lot of pissed off people who are defending their character, the truth.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Correct, and he'd be toast and probably never work again. Which is probably what they were hoping for. Correct. I think a hundred percent. Now you go to Blake side, like go Brian. There's a lot of theories that Ryan's jealous. Like maybe he was having a, you know, Blake and Justin, were they having a thing? Did Ryan sort of step in that theory has been going out there.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
I saw Candace Owens is putting that out there. She's getting a lot of traction on this story. It was just sort of any tips she's gotten. She's trying to put out there as real. It's just frustrating to me because we're trying to really look at all the facts and I don't buy that one. Sure. There might've been a little jealousy and insecurity. There's a junket and some stuff that was released, uh,
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Now Ryan, like inserted himself in the junket, like the interview period where they ignored Justin and then interviewed the secondary male character and Justin brought in his mom, Justin brought in Hugh, Hugh Jackman, all to like talk about how great he was. And did you want to hook up with my wife? It's a very weird clip, dude. Uh, It's a very weird clip.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
So it does bring up a lot of like, is Ryan, I don't know. I also suspect, what does Ryan really know? I think Ryan is, in my experience in working with him, he wants to support his wife. He's a nice Canadian guy. He clearly loves his wife. They have multiple kids. I think he's trying to be the better husband. He allegedly was upset when Justin was fat shaming her.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
So there's a part of me that can't be mad at like, How is he fat shaming her?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Justin had to lift her up in the air for a scene, allegedly, and he has back problems. And so he asked his fitness guy, his trainer, do you know how much she weighs so I can know what to do? That's what apparently happened.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It's not. Justin didn't know, though, that the trainer is Ryan and Blake's celebrity trainer who is obsessed with them all over Instagram. And this guy, it seems, went to Blake and was like, Justin's asking how much you weigh. Why is he asking me that? Which then whispered down the lane, made it seem a lot more aggressive. That's what triggered, apparently, Ryan... How dare you fat shame my wife?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
And that's how Ryan gets involved. There's a part of me that's like not mad at Ryan because I'm like, OK, he's hearing he's hearing a story that he's believing from his wife and maybe overreacting. But that's sometimes what you do when you support your partners. You want to be loyal and have their back. So there's a part of me that wonders if that's what's going on with Ryan. You're shaking.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Judd Law. Judd Law, sorry.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah. So there's that. But then Blake, I try to think, well, what does Blake think? And I just look at Blake's history. She's beautiful. I can't deny that. She's always been beautiful from Gossip Girl. So she's got the looks. She comes from wealthy family. Like you add those two, the silver spoon up her ass, the good looks, the wealth. Yeah. girls never had to work in her life.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And I mean, that type of person, if, if, if not parented well and not, you know, and not, not having her ego brought down could be a monster. It's like, and it's an Amber Heard situation.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And it's similarly me where it's like, I feel like she was just, you know, the, the way she met Ryan Reynolds was because she was with Scarlett Johansson and they cheated during Green Lantern as the alleged theory. And so she, you know, she does, and she, a lot, you know, connects herself to these powerful friends and husbands and,
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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she gets what she wants exactly what she wanted at any cost so again going with that theory gotta know her that's my speculation right going with that theory i think she just thought i'm gonna win this i'm right yeah he was clearly looking at me he wants to he wants to fuck me oh how dare he like i think there's a lot of it she probably believes it she assumed she was gonna win she hired her fancy lawyers get this through i don't think her lawyers read all the texts
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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The lawyers had all the information. They took the money. They know they're powerful. The agents, Ryan and Blake's agents just fired Justin, which is crazy. There were a lot of other people who had accusations at WME that didn't get fired right away. They actually did investigations in this situation. They just fired him because they can't afford to lose Ryan and Blake.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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That's where this whole thing is. So it's wild because she's trying to paint Justin as her boss. on the movie and that was a power dynamic and it's unfair that he made her uncomfortable. But I would argue she was way more powerful than he was. He's a nobody who has the rights to the book. And if he didn't have the rights to the book, she would have steamrolled and taken over that whole damn movie.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And so if there was a power imbalance, it was Justin having to deal with this huge diva megastar who's then bringing in her billionaire musician friend, her billionaire husband, And now it's like if there's a power imbalance, it was with Blake because Blake has had no problems in the clips we've seen speaking her mind, taking control. But when he touches her neck, she couldn't say, don't do that.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I find that incredibly hard to believe. It's all very manipulative. And the more as like I said, like a true crime story, the more little pieces that get released, the more we're like, oh, man, this woman is scary.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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There's a part of me that thinks they're so stuck in their way. I don't think Justin's going to go anywhere. He can't. His career is kind of toast at this point. He needs to keep proving it. I think there's a point where he'll probably get a new base of people who are going to support him more fervently than ever before. I think he'll still make out okay, but I think they're stuck in their way.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Then it's Blake and Ryan. I've never seen Blake apologize. She did once. She apologized once when she called out Princess Catherine for her Photoshop fail. I don't know if you saw that in the pop culture moment. There was a weird moment where Princess Catherine posted a photo and everyone was like, where's Catherine? Where's Kate? Where's Kate?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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There was all these theories that she was a clone that was going around. And she posted this photo, this photo that was clearly Photoshopped. And that made everyone go even crazy. Even mom, like, did someone fake this photo? Is this AI? Like, what the hell? And Blake made a Photoshop joke when that all happened. And then a week later, Catherine comes out and she's like, I have cancer.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And then everyone's like, Like, oh, damn. So Blake, that was the one time I've seen her apologize because she got caught telling royalty that she was photoshopping when she had cancer. It looked awful. And there was no ifs, ands, or buts around it. And that's when she did do an apology. I've never seen her doing it. But again, why did she do that one?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Because it was someone even more famous than her. I feel like she's like, I can't offend royalty. I am royalty.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Well, legally, no. Sadly, from all the lawyers I spoke to, not to cut you off, yeah, you'd think so. They don't think he's got a case where it's not going to get thrown out. But the real issue is, was there retaliation? That's the biggest issue. There was a point during production where they did sign an agreement.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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They did it against duress and they say they only did it to keep the movie going and they wanted to stop the movie. But in that agreement, there was a no retaliation claim. And so what I've read and as I've watched the lawyers, even if there wasn't harassment.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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even if there wasn't harassment, that's kind of doesn't matter. So like she smartly did it in a way where it's like he, she may have been harassed. She may not have been harassed, but because she made the complaint the way she did to the California standards, if he, if he's caught doing anything retaliatory after that complaint, just the complaint alone, he's guilty.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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So that's, that's, that's where this is all crazy and scary.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, which is more the reason why I'm not team Blake because I'm like, you didn't do that because of harassment. You're a scumbag. You did it to Drake. And there's theories that there's a morality clause to the book so they can get the rights to the book because the author is now cozied up to Blake.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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where it's like the author was all about Justin and like Justin was, has always been about the message of the book. That's where I think also Blake didn't really factor in this movie is about domestic violence and like relationships where it's like, it's complicated. And there are really fervent fans of that book. And, uh, Blake didn't give a shit about that topic. Right.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Justin has a whole organization, uh, be bet do good or something where, you know, that's what he's, he's really wants to seemingly wants to like, whether it's a facade or not, I don't know, but he's still, he's putting in more work than a lot of people is what I'll give him credit for. And he was all about that.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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That was very clear for him and why he wanted this book is to help people and like sort of paint relationships that are messier. Blake doesn't give a shit about that. So the reality though is because Blake never really gave a shit about that, it's coming to a light. And I think that's, what's making Justin look better.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And all these people who've suffered abusive relationships are like, fuck you, Blake. Like, You just won't control this book. You wanted to make a commercial. You wanted to sell your hair care products and your alcohol. Like, fuck you. This movie is not about it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And honestly, that's what sort of turned me because I'm like, imagine if this Justin Baldoni is this predator abuser who's harassing people on set and being inappropriate to women. why the fuck didn't you stop the movie and not get it made? You're Blake fucking lively. Like you're letting this alleged abuser, like reap the rewards of a domestic violence book.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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If he's an abuser, I just find that incredibly hypocritical. And if there's anybody in Hollywood who could have stopped him, they stopped during the strikes. She didn't have to come back. She could have been like, I wasn't comfortable. He made me uncomfortable in the book. I don't want the movie. I didn't want to associate with that. And she could have walked away and been a hero.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And then maybe they could have exposed him and it would have been what it was. But she waited not only for it to get released in theaters and then digitally. She waited until it was on Netflix. They made a Netflix deal. And then as soon as it was on Netflix, two days before Christmas, she drops her lawsuit. So she cashed in at like four points on that movie before she complained about the abuse.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And I don't know. I just – I don't know. Doesn't that seem odd? If you really – Blake Lively and you're defending for abusers and you want to expose one – You really are going to wait and cash in at all those points and let him cash in all those points? Feels off to me.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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She sounds like a scumbag. When you talk about it all and put it out there, and I'm trying to look at it all objectively, I've read all the lawsuits. It's like 300 pages of lawsuits I've had to read. I try to give her the benefit of the doubt. And yes, sadly, I agree. I think she has a lot of explaining to do. So you worked with Honest Trailers? Yes, yes.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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No, I'd love to hear you explain it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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But it's funny.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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They ripped us off, but yes. So there was a... I did a show called Movie Fights, too. It was popular for a while.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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No, so I was flirting with my fans back in 2017, and then my wife didn't know, hence why I was living a lie back in 2017. So literally the day after Ashley Judd got named or called out Weinstein in Me Too, the day after, some fan came out with a false accusation that I raped her. which I didn't, which I didn't.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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But then when that allegation came out, I was so serious and Me Too was literally just starting, which now it's, I have so many opinions on all of it now, but I got fucked. I just got fucked because no one wanted to go against it because it was like the wrecking ball was here to take down anybody and every guy in town had fuck done something stupid.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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So nobody wanted to be like, now it's completely different. Everyone sort of, thanks to people like me, I actually pushed through and it was like, this is bullshit. So anyway, I got fired. I got divorced. I lost everything. Moved to Florida. That's why I'm here in Tampa. All that went down. And then I sued them. I won.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Well, I won a settlement because the company went under because they were so shady. That fired me wrongfully. I thankfully saved the text messages through Google Voice. I thought I deleted them all, but thank God I didn't. Google Voice kept an archive of them. And with my text messages, I was able to prove that she was completely full of shit.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I'll defend him. Like, imagine being that everywhere you fucking go.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Come back for seconds and all this shit after she alleged I did all this shit. So I exposed her. And, yeah, then I relaunched. And a lot of people, mostly conservatives, were like, holy fuck, dude, wow. I was able to prove myself, came back, rebuilt. And then the Johnny Depp trial, that was part of the reason I was so – popular with the Johnny Depp phase.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Cause I'd been through a similar experience from like, this is bullshit. Like this woman lied on me. Um, and so that's, and I, and I told the story and I wore it like a scarlet letter. Like, yeah, I was a cheater, but I, that was my sin, not being a rapist, which everyone called me for the longest time. Um, and that sort of lifted up my coverage.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Cause people were like, Oh wow, you really do get what Johnny's going through. Um, but yeah, so I don't work for screen junkies because of that. They fired me. They, and then they sold it to a cut fandom, which has just ripped it in the ground. Yeah. Incredibly depressing, but I'm still proud of my era of honest trailers.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I might to you or to him, uh, to talk to Matt, just cause so you could talk to the Matt, the microphone. Uh, Yeah, Popcorn Planet was born out of necessity at the time just because I got canceled. I needed a place to go. And I hadn't actually proven my innocence yet. I was still in a lawsuit trying to do that from Screen Junkies, which was a very popular channel.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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But everyone sort of thought I was bad. So Popcorn Planet became this sort of, I called it Popcorn Planet. It was sort of like scorched earth of entertainment. It was what my original angle of the channel was going to be to sort of just cover entertainment stories and movies.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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scorched earth, but I, and that's why I, that was my goal. And I went in and I came back and started making content and people were still calling me things I wasn't. And, uh, and then sure enough, as I, I, I'm so glad I did that. Cause it got me back into creating stuff. Cause I took a break cause I was pretty depressed during that period of my life.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Um, and, uh, I'd done a lot of wrong things, but I wasn't what everyone was labeling me, which was a rapist and stuff. Um, So I slowly just went back out there. I kept going. I always advised everybody, like, don't sit in your house all depressed. Like, turn your fucking web camera and make a fucking video. There's no excuses anymore in the world of content. So I just got back out there.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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The comments were mean, but I kept going. And then finally, I was able to prove my innocence. I settled my lawsuit. I can't really discuss that. But the company that fired me went under because they were so shady. And everyone was sort of like, whoa, I didn't know this was the real story. And I used that as sort of the opportunity to like launch my comeback.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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It didn't do as big as I'd hoped, but it did big enough that I was able to bring Popcorn Planet in. And then it really was the Johnny Depp trial. And then obviously my experience of what happened to me really connected with people. And they could see that why I was connected to the Johnny Depp trial so much of sort of a man being wrongfully accused.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Of course, but when you're playing, when you got money on the line, you're playing cards and they come on. I don't care.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And I didn't shy away from bringing that up from time to time. And that just catapulted our coverage during that phase in Popcorn Planet. I'd say that was the point where we really sort of, it tripled our numbers and stuff. And yeah, since then, we've been really focused on, you know, more entertainment justice, pop culture justice, as we call it. So we've been doing the Diddy Trial.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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We, you know, covered Jay-Z stuff. We've covered the Will Smith slap and Free Britney was a big moment we were on top of. And so, you know, when sort of true crime hits Hollywood, that's what we try to connect into.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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We started with Gabby Patio. Like the Gabby Patio is the one true crime story. I really did cover in depth the Brian Laundrie stuff, which there's a documentary now coming on Netflix. The family did that that story because I was local to Florida and I was just. At that point, we're still trying to find what the channel was. So there was a phase we did true crime. I should probably update it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I stopped covering true crime as much as because I got too depressed. It was too many missing children. I don't know how you and so many women just at night fall asleep to murder stories. I can't do it. It sticks with me too long.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And they'll watch it right before bed. Oh yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I mean, I agree with you in theory, of course, but I can see a little bit of like. I can, but he was like. It never ends. I mean, I. I can't imagine being a level of Jude Law. Like every girl is just. I'd be thrilled. I'd be thrilled. Listen, I'm not saying that. Tell us in the comments down below.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, no, they would send me the links as I was covering Chiragami. Like, have you followed this murder of the guy who cut his person in the refrigerator? I'm like, ugh. It just wasn't fulfilling to me at that point. No offense to the people who watch that, of course, but I found my lane. I'm like, I'd rather talk pop culture.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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So I try to find those juicy pop culture stories just because it helps me sleep better at night. The missing kids was particular. Every week I'd have someone, can you help us find this kid? And I'm like... I felt so helpless. What do I do?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Oh, I'm so excited.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Shit where you eat. I know. All right.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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But then once they can't have it, they lose their minds. Right.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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It's happened.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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It's happened at Target where I'm having a fight with my wife or something, and that's where I get even more insecure. I'm like, oh, God. Are they watching us argue about the Frosted Flakes? She's like, don't get those. I'm like, I want to get them. And I'm like, oh, God, there's a fan watching. It's happened where I'm like... Hi.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Are there? Yeah, I think there's one. I looked it up. It's more digital now.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Like you can order the parts. Go ahead. Sorry.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, I miss RadioShack. It was a cool era. Yeah. By your RCA cords, yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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It's true.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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This is the only reason he wanted to tell the story.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I know it happens. I'm always happy. You have to be, especially at our level where it's like we're not Jude Law. No offense. We're not a Jude Law level of talent.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I was waiting for the payoff.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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A hundred percent. I have stickers in my wife. Someone stops me. I'm like, Oh, Hey, I'll like in the middle of my, my wife, you know, isn't on top of it too. But like, we're like, Hey, Oh my God. Anytime someone says like, I give you a sticker and I, they love that moment.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I totally relate to that, yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, the evidence is key. If you don't have the receipts, I was the same way. This accuser back when I worked at Screen Junkies, she came, and we had an affair. That's what it was. It was a clear affair, and she was a fan. That's the other thing. Hooking up with fans is so dangerous.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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So dangerous because most of them, if they want to be with someone famous, YouTubey, whatever, they are a little unhinged. Yeah. And they'll get obsessed or not understand what it is. And it's like they can't just be mature adults. Like, look, I'm not here to judge. A lot of people are unfaithful. I'm not saying it's right. You shouldn't do it. But, you know, people do it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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um she came out with allegations of harassment that's how it started there was a lot of drama in the summer when the film it ends with us released and a lot of people were sort of following the drama wondering why was their drama no one really understood until she later dropped the lawsuit like two days before christmas to ruin all their holidays but that first drama was people were sort of just noticing that blake lively was not the nicest person
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Mature adults, whatever people, grown adults want to do in their private life, None of my fucking business. Right. But that's the problem is like sometimes you get swooped into one of those relationships where you think, oh, cool, we're adults. We know what we're doing. And then you find out, oh, no, they're not. They're not adults. They're crazy, immature, insecure, crazy people.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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So, yeah, anybody YouTubers watching, don't hook up with your fans. It is a recipe for disaster.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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You've got this. You've got some fans going on.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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When you give them that moment, of course you're I'm, I'm with you, but I'm just saying, I can't imagine being at a Brad Pitt Jude law level where everywhere you go, you can't do anything private. Like it's not an excuse. He should have been nice. But that's all I'm saying. I can give them a little bit. But you're right. It's like these celebrities can be assholes. Yeah, it's a reality.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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shaming me brings you on the show just tell you how big his dick is good times good time but anyway back to the point back to the point of yeah you get those receipts and if you are having an affair with somebody save your fucking receipts like keep the evidence because they can turn on a dime like i keep all my receipts with any like a lot of not that i'm doing that now i'm just saying you got to keep that shit if you ever suspect
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Oh, this is weird. There was a point where I was hiding my affair and I deleted some things. Bad news. Because again, she's like, he showed up to a party on my hotel room unannounced and tried to me meanwhile, the texts are me. Sorry. Uh, for YouTube standards. Meanwhile, the texts are like, Oh my God, please come back for round two. When are you going to come back? That was so good.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Blah, blah, blah. Like, hello, that's not what you said. And then it's like a text showing me, here's my room number. Come on by. You said I showed up unannounced. Like everything she said was discredited in the text message.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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How is that not? A thousand percent. We're now in a world where like, and I see it happen with the Diddy case, to be fair. Like there was a lot of people jumped in the Diddy case in the circus, as I call it. Nice segue, by the way.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I'm good. I'm good at this. I got a big dick and I can segue real good too. I just don't call it out like you. 17-year-old Rihanna. And then you learn about Aaliyah and you learn about how young Beyonce was. And then you look at his alleged son. Jay-Z's got a history with these girls. Do you believe Jay-Z is really this nefarious, diddy-like player? I, um... Oh, I probably shouldn't say this.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Actually, that's too much for one video, right, Matt?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And that's why people are expecting like, oh, my God. Yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Well, it's funny. I worked with Ryan Reynolds. Really? I actually worked with Ryan Reynolds. So that's where I've been conflicted about this whole story, because I did a show called Honest Trailers way back, which is very popular.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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very proud of it and we did the honest trailer for Deadpool and we reached out to Ryan Reynolds and he ended up appearing in his own honest trailer we wrote the script for him he was so collaborative like so nice like I had such a good level of like people would ask what's the best celebrity you've worked with and I was always like
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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The Rock and Ryan Reynolds were the two best people I'd worked with, which I'd always heard problems with. Now, granted, they were being creative with me. That may have been on their best behavior because of who we were at the time. But still, I had a really great experience. And then even later, he went above and beyond when we did a follow-up for our Logan trailer.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
So anyway, it was weird because I went through with this like, oh, my God, he really is the nice Canadian collaborative guy.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
So T.J. Miller. Yeah. I mean, many people have called him an asshole. Okay. And he was like, I mean, I don't I'm not saying it was true, but there were a lot of allegations. He got canceled at a certain point, like and his castmates of Silicon Valley kind of talked shit.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Well, he took it back. He took it back. Oh, he took it back. So it's like, no, I watch that clip. You know, if any of that is true, like when I think he's being truthful, I think he had a bad experience with Ryan. He called him out. But I think it's not a surprise that Ryan can be a bit of a dick like that's his humor.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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he's he is deadpool like it's so clear when he oh he plays a facing he's not an actor blake lively sort of trying to be lady pool and do the same type of thing he's not an actor he played he's like he's like vince vaughn vince vaughn plays vince vaughn in every single movie or vin diesel exactly yeah that's it it's one note yeah there's not i would argue even the rock exactly they haven't right haven't shown much range beyond what they can do but you know they do it very successfully right they're not arnold arnold's got all kinds of ranges
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Kindergarten cop, you know, come on. Commando, Total Recall. Get your ass to Moz. Yeah, but I think that's part of the appeal of seeing for so many audience members of like, oh man, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are now like their stock's falling down for this. I've never seen a story in a long time, maybe, I mean, since Amber Heard, where I feel like a celebrity's PR is so wrong.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Like every step Blake Lively has done in this process has just has made me dislike her more and more. And again, I'm not some Justin Baldoni fan. Like I didn't know who this guy was.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
He was on Jane, the Virgin and how hosts and podcasts about masculinity, whatever, like no shade, but I I'm, I've only defended him because I've been watching Blake's sort of manipulation, narcissism, like ego, man, like there was a whole text that got dropped where she's like, The real story, it seems, from Justin's lawsuit is she was trying to take control of the movie before it even shot.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Justin wasn't just her co-star, director, producer, but he got the rights to the book before it was popular all over the world. And you could just tell she wanted the rights. She wanted control. She wanted to direct the movie. And that's that's coming out on all the text exchanges and crew people like they didn't have a good creative control, you know, connection on the movie.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
But there was a text exchange before even shooting where she basically he admits that she used Taylor Swift, her best friend.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Like she was a mean girl, tone deaf for things that were being called out. And just for sake of brevity, like the two big things were she was promoting her alcohol brand about on, during a film that's about domestic violence, which was just a really bad look given that most,
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
and Ryan Reynolds, her husband, who are both billionaire, crazy, famous people, to sort of intimidate him to accept her rewrites of a scene in the movie, like a key scene in the movie. She kind of bullies him into doing it and then confronts him with both of them in the room. I can't imagine suddenly you're directing this movie with your co-star and then she's brought in two of the biggest...
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
to celebrities in the world to sort of mad dog you and like, what do you think of her scenes? Like, do you want to work again? Do you want Taylor to be involved? Like as a Hollywood player, you got to be nice to these people or they can burn you is typically what happens. And so Blake did it. And we can see the text messages where she sort of, these two are my dragons. I'm Khaleesi.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
She's like calling herself Khaleesi from Game of Thrones and labeling Ryan Reynolds, the big, one of the biggest stars and Taylor Swift, a huge star as her, her beautiful monsters, her dragons, they're mine.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Like, I don't know about you, but if, would you like finding out that your, your, your people are out there talking behind your back saying that you're their monsters and they, that she basically uses you for her will for better or worse.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Like she's manipulating and she's using her relationship with these people to get herself somewhere. And I find it disgusting. So that's kind of stuff keeps dropping and you're just like,
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
domestic violence is triggered by alcoholism but she's you know named one of the drinks at the premiere after the abuser character in the movie it was just a really bad look and then beyond that people just got an attitude from her during all the junkets and interviews particularly this one junket that sort of resurfaced where she and Parker Posey an actress like really were just mean girling
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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So they stole all the text messages from one of the PR people. So it's like there's this legal gray area, as I'm trying to say, where one of the PR people who they're claiming did a smear campaign against Blake, which I don't buy. She...
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
It's a whole this is where we get more into the weeds of the story, but there's all these publicists We're here for there are all these publicists that are getting exposed and that's part of the fun of this too This is true crime nature. Just like publicists wouldn't twist anything. We can make of course, right? But that's their job to do right now.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
They're being labeled Oh, you went too far and it's like really isn't that what PR is all about? And so PR is now on this, you know questioning block of just like did they go too far and They went and found this woman, Jennifer Abel, who was a publicist who was working for another woman named Stephanie Jones. These are key players. If you guys are going to get in this case, you got to know.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Stephanie Jones is like this notorious toxic PR person, like alleged when The Rock left her. She then leaked all these stories that he was peeing on bottles on sets and it was always late and was a pain in the ass. And so when, when Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez left, she repped them too.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
She started talking about how all this bad press about Lauren Sanchez, like she's notoriously vindictive, manipulative, and not a nice person. According to everybody in town, this woman, Stephanie Jones, Stephanie Jones was doing PR for Justin Baldoni. I'm probably my son. Your wife probably wasn't feeling strong. Everyone's like, how do you know all this? I'm into it. I know all the players.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Justin Baldoni has a PR team, including Stephanie Jones. Now, Stephanie Jones and Jennifer Abel, they're not getting along. Jennifer Abel wants to leave. She's pissed off. She wants her own firm. She doesn't like the way Stephanie's doing it. Word gets to Stephanie Jones. Stephanie Jones is livid.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Stephanie Jones figures out a way to fire her, to remove her with cause, and then brings a lawyer in and takes her phone on the spot before she leaves. Give me your phone. Confiscate. We think you're stealing secrets or whatever it was. Jennifer's freaked out and was like, oh, whatever. Storms off, leaves her phone. They then unlock her phone, steal her phone.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Fast forward, Stephanie Jones realizing that she lost, you know, one of her big persons. She wants to burn her forever. Allegedly, this is all in Justin's suit and what have you. She decides to team up with Blake. give all the stuff to Blake's team, all the texts and everything. So they can go find all this PR stuff. We're going to destroy you is all taken out of context.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
They cherry pick a bunch of text messages. They remove emojis and sort of sarcasm. That's clearly in the text when you read them all. Cause Justin later reveals that. But Blake doesn't, pulled Stephanie Jones as part of the people who were defaming her, which she was Stephanie Jones somehow gets a pass. And that's where we are.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
So she, she used this toxic publicist to call out the other toxic publicist, but like, was like, all right, we won't, we won't call you out. Even though you were part of it, you were, but you were bad mouthing Blake. You were working for Justin. We're going to give you a pass because you gave us the phone. is how it looks like it came. Now, was this legally actually allowed to give the phone?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
This poor junket woman who posts the video like this is the interview that made me want to quit Hollywood. So there was just a lot of stuff piling up that made Blake not seem very likable. And that's where I got in on it when that started happening. And then Ryan was writing the movie.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
They were able to then pull all these text messages from the phone. Blake Lively puts them in her lawsuit, cherry-picked, like I said, removing a lot of context, and then puts a gag order literally the same day that he can no longer, Justin can't say anything about it, which it's like... What are you doing? Any lawyer you talk to is like, you don't need to put text messages in these complaints.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
BLAKE LIVELY SCAM EXPOSED | Ryan Reynolds Coworker Reveals ALL!
Like that's totally superfluous. It's a PR play. It's not a lawsuit at that point. But that's what it is. Yeah. And Blake Lively set the tone. She put the text message. She cherry picked what she wanted. And now Justin wants to release all the text messages. He's like, I'm making a website. All the text messages, all the videos are going to come out because let's put it all out there.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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If you're going to call me all the things you're labeling, you started this. And now she's terrified. She's now put three gag orders, a three rush to the judge. We're going to find out in about a week whether the judge is going to deem this gag order where basically Justin's team can no longer defend themselves in public, which is insane to me.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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17-year-old Rihanna. And then you learn about Aaliyah, and you learn about how young Beyoncé was. And then you look at his alleged son. Jay-Z's got a history with these girls. Do you believe Jay-Z is really this nefarious Diddy-like player?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Once again, I don't even want shade with him. He texts me still. But I don't know. I just didn't. I especially now I don't believe it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Chris Todd is a... Look, I'll say this because I did a whole video with him. I didn't release it because I'm just like, I don't want to keep giving him attention. Yeah. That's all he wants. He'll say anything to sell a book.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And I say it with love. He's the only one who I feel like has been. I don't. Oh, you don't. But I will give him more respect than it sounds like I'm giving him because he's at least honest about it. Like from day one, I knew that's what his deal was. Like I'm like, you're not hiding the fact that you're a little shady. Like he admits it. A lot of these other players, they don't admit it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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That's the only, that's what I'll say. I'm giving him in that. You don't like Chris Todd.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Well, Chris is going to hate you giving Wade all the credit.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
You did that Art of the Dialogue where it was just – the Art of the Dialogue guy fucked that interview up massively. It just was such a – it made Chris look good.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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But I hear what you're saying. That was the one where he was so interrupting and, like, Chris held his own. And that was the best I think Chris had.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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She's changed so many things.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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My favorite was also Courtney when he was like, oh, yeah, I kept the hard drive or I threw it in the fire. It's like, how do you not know which one you did?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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You got him to admit this in the video? Oh, my God. How did no one send me this? It's hilarious. I'll send it. It's hilarious. And just not to disrespect you, I don't watch anybody, even my friends on YouTube. But Raees, our beard lawyer, connected us here because we live so close. So I'm glad we did it. And now I've been checking more of your stuff. But I have to go back and watch this one.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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So anyway, we get- He's fucked in that lawsuit, don't you think? Oh, he's screwed. Diddy is actually, they gave Diddy a massive win. I did a whole video.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I did a video with Chris Todd where I yelled at him and said, you gave a Diddy. I didn't release it because I'm like, he was there promoting his new book. And I'm like, fuck this. I cut that out.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg. He called me and told me all these fake names.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Well, he got even more sinister. He got Ariel Mitchell Kidd to go do it for him.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Because what, just not because you're right. And this is a really good conversation because I think people need to hear this part, which is like people don't want to hear this. They don't want to hear because they want to accept it. You can't handle the truth. That's the problem. No, there is a Bieber tape. If there was a Bieber fucking sex tape. Yeah. The feds would be all over it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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He would be in jail. They'd have already put it out. Diddy would be in jail. That's my worry. They don't have this kind of shit. Diddy revealed when he leaked that there are nine tapes, there are no celebrities, there's nobody drugged. So going back to what you said, just to reiterate, because I share this wholeheartedly with you, and the audience doesn't because they want to be salacious.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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But it's so depressing because that Ariel Mitchell kid who I had on the show and I pressed her, To me, what she did was incredibly illegal. She was on News Nation basically extorting Justin Bieber on television. The Lord can't save you now. It was the language she did because he's very religious, Justin. And this minor is on tape. The only way to stop it is to buy it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And honestly, I think they all should be sued. They are being sued. No, I'm saying I hope Diddy wins that one for actually. So now I'm like supporting Diddy on something because all those people did such a detriment to the case and to the actual victims.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And like you said, they balloon this into something else that the public has run with that is going to help Diddy when he argues and fights Cassie and whatever else. I don't even know. What do they actually have against him? I'm dying to find out what the actual, is there, do you think there's a version where Diddy gets off?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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They're not either.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
The point is – That's a very – I think you just nailed it on the head.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
But what is, what is the charge that you think they're going to get them on realistically?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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You've got a lot of, but what about the trafficking and the racketeering and all that stuff? Because it's like he's going to make the argument, well, they were all consensual.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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The feds probably enjoyed all the rumors spreading because it only helped them seem like they had even more than they do.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
And then Chris Todd's calling everybody.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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You've been really covering the Diddy Jay-Z stuff pretty well. I was curious your opinion on some of these characters in the space. The Jay-Z of it all, like I don't doubt Jay-Z's done some bad things.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, yeah. For Courtney. No, 100%.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Smart. I'll have to get you to come by my studio to tell that story again. That's the best he's got. I think you're spot on on that.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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News Nation, Ariel, and Courtney. Not Chris Todd. Chris Todd somehow didn't get involved in that lawsuit.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, I guess. He's probably behind it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I didn't say that, Chris.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I don't know what he's thinking with that new book or named everybody. Like who wants to read his fan fiction?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Well, all I know is Chris just released a new one with a whole bunch of weird, misnamed people. You know that supposedly, this is what I'm hearing.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Oh, that's right. It was I'll be sure. I did know that one, yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Because legally, there probably is an argument that it could have been up there. Don't you think? Oh, it absolutely could have been. Listen, Amazon pulling it. And they would have made a fortune.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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It was like millions of dollars, right?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Very big head from it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
He saw the money.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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It's not Chris Todd's life story.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Well, he's just pumping out books now, because you're right, because he saw the success. He lost focus. It was never about Kim for him. And that's why it sold, because it was allegedly Kim's words. And he totally manipulated that, used that to his advantage to make a payday. And then he didn't realize that he needed to actually care about the justice of it. If he had done that...
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And even if he exposed Courtney, he could have probably figured out a way to write the next book and actually built a good persona online that would have helped him and his books and his reporting.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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More attention. More people know who he is.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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For every case, he's going to figure out who really did it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
It wasn't Brian Laundrie after all.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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There's some pretty big theories against Corbett.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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God bless him. I'm not here to judge him. Go get your money, Chris.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I'm still going with him. I'm not going to burn up.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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All the dirty, ditty laundry exposed.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Chris Todd did what?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Exactly. Time code that because it's going to get juicy.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Nicole Simpson. Who killed Nicole Simpson.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, that's hard to believe. At that phase before he was a murderer, yeah, he would have easily been able to get $50,000. You don't have a credit card? You could swipe a credit card. You could go do another. What's that? The gloves commercial. He would have made that.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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But still, he could have made another naked gun. He wasn't a murderer at that point.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Well, now that you've exposed the theory, I'm not as into it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I heard about his son. Did you hear the theory about the son? Yes. That seems more interesting to me, that his son was there and he was just covering up his son's violent rage.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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That's a better angle, right? I told him that and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But yeah, that's a better angle.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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That's why.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Anyway, but Chris Todd called it and then literally died the next day.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, I mean, I guess I don't disagree. There's a lot of like, oh, well, him and Beyonce are drinking the blood. That's where it goes a little too far for me. But I will say there's clearly something going on because to see Jay-Z's lawyers, that Alex Spiro, he's no joke. And he was putting a full court press out there.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I had to turn that alert off. It's too annoying.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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You have to go find on the podcast.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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And he did a pretty good job at a certain point, I thought, where he was discrediting that woman who was filing the suit against him. And then I sort of I talked to Natanya and others who are like who've experienced the world of Jay-Z, Diddy and that environment and just the levels they'll go to. it's possible that they paid off the father or other things that happened.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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That's great.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, fuck OJ.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Now I'm giving you the props, Colby. I see you back there.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Oh yeah, I was watching it live on the Oscars, and I stopped watching, ran up, turned my studio on, and went, filmed it, a million hits that day. Yeah, I was like, I was on it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I'm like, no dinner! And you see it, and you turn around, and she's like, okay.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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I can't do it, OJ just died, I gotta go make a video. Yeah, sadly that happens, yes.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Usually it's Chili's, not Outback.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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Yeah, my kids like it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
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The fajitas aren't bad.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Yeah, no, it's not the nicest restaurant. I would choose a million restaurants over Chili's, but when the family goes out, the kids pick Chili's. And I've gotten used to the chicken-chimp-fajita combo. It's a good one.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Yeah, thanks for going to bat for me. I got no issue with Ronnie Bow, but I've been slammed. My booker has been talking to Ronnie Bow. I've gotten somebody to help do my correspondence now because it eats up too much time. Not that I'm too important, but I want to be creating and working on the stories and sometimes dealing with the talent can bog you down.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
And so, yeah, I don't have a – Ronnie has not been on due to lack of interest. I just – I didn't know the whole story. Plus, I heard he couldn't talk about the Jay-Z stuff. He can now. He can now. Now that I hear that, we'll have to try to – I'll have the booker get back out. Actually, on February 5th. Shout out to Michelle who has been in touch with Ronnie to hook that up.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
We should have done a combo. We'll have to do it. We have to book up our guests now that we know that we're so close.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I don't have the same remote versus thing doesn't matter to me. I've conditioned my audience. We use Zoom so much now that it doesn't really matter. No, I mean, it's such a better experience when you can be there, but it's hard being in Tampa Bay to get people to come out.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
So it's a wild story, but I guess that's where I'm just trying to figure out. Do you think Jay-Z will eventually be named in this or held accountable by anybody? Or do you think there is a point where you get so powerful that he can just keep fighting and get away with it?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
That's where we're trending is what we jump on.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
There's nothing bad about that. No.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
That's my thing.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Well, actually, that's not true. They just work remotely. I don't have somebody in studios, what I mean.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Especially the women that he's dating, the ages, the Rihanna clip is really troubling when you watch that one about sign this deal or you can either go out the window or have you seen that clip where Jay-Z is telling Rihanna, cue the clip.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Oh, wow. Yeah. I literally, it's like the one thing I cannot do is care about my image. I'm like, I just, I just, the only thing is like, is my hair sticking out? That's why I wear the hat. Cause I'll have bedhead some mornings and I just, I'm like, I had just always covers up the hair. You don't have to worry about it. But then I think I'm bald.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
If we walked through the cow pasture, you live literally six or eight houses. We literally could walk probably faster than it took me to drive.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
But what a small world. Yeah. Shout out again to race beard lawyer. Check him out on Instagram. Good dude. I'm glad you got to come out and be here.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
For sure. If they want to come down. For real, if we hook each other up, it'll be nice. Plus it gives the talent if they're coming down here another thing to do. So use us as you like and I will happily, we don't really bring people in, but if I do, I'll check it out.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Your studio is your house. I can relate. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully this helps.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Let's just say it helps you. It totally does. You have a new audience of true crimers that I need, and then we'll have to have you on to support back. Yeah, you guys could probably... There's no reason we can't do some back and forth.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Oh, yeah. You're like Chris Todd. Now I know how to really get your button pushed.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Interesting.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I remember Garth Brooks. Oh, yeah. Okay. My dad was a fan.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
You like that little shade?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
So now he's leveled in even harder.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I'm saving lives. Chris, you pay attention? That's a good hook for a book.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
You're going to write in the book and then you're going to get on the podcast promoting the book.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
So your goal is to get Tom here in studio.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Did you tie it into the allegations at all? Because there was a lot of weird reactions to his allegations against the rapist.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
sick he's a monster brilliant brilliant i'm like that you've sold me i'm in i will buy it when it's ready come promote it when you have it it's yeah yeah i already have i already have the jacket cover oh this is just showing me or you've shown everybody no i've never i don't think i've shown anybody well then just show me i'll react without them seeing it i don't you don't even have to pretend to react you're gonna be like i already know because i can tell you've got dark you've got some darkness in you um
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Oh, that is good. I just, the name is great. I get the, Oh, I love that.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Yeah. That's the poster for American psycho. Wow. That is good. That poster, that poster is bad-ass. He's not, he's not, he's not lying. That is, that is hype.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I have a good sense of when things take off that you got a good, that's a good one. Chris Todd is going to be so jealous of your book. Sales on that one.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
He wants more numbers.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
He's incentivized. That's how you got to keep him engrossed. Exactly.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Or yeah, you want Segura to mention on Rogan is really what you want.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Which is very possible.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Can you get a forward from him? Can you get a forward from him? I already took what he says. No, but you should reach out to him, send him a copy. Right.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Yeah. So I don't think it's difficult. He'll be like, are you nuts? This is hilarious.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
No, if you've actually done research, regardless, you have enough there that I think Segura is going to be excited to like, oh my God, look what this is now.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
created I would reach out to him directly and try to get a forward so forward by Tom Segura makes it way more of a big deal and then a lot more fun you get in touch with him and you release the marketing plan with him so he can oh he gets so much content out of this I'm sure he tours right he'll come to Tampa Bay doesn't he do the clubs here in Tampa I'm sure. You could have him come here.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
His fans, you do want him here. Cause the fans will come watch that show. And then you pop up on his.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
But here's why you're going to promise me. Don't let the YouTube success get to your head and make you do shitty things again. Yes. Oh yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
You're amazing. Yeah, if you use your superpowers for good.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Yeah, I know, but you've been crushing it. Congrats. And I think Tom Segura could come into your house and do this. That book is funny. That would be pretty cool. And if the book's like you say it is, I can't imagine he's not going to chuckle and say, let's make this happen.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Unsolved murders connected to all his tour dates. You've done the work.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Be careful. Garth is going to watch this clip and go, he knows.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
He's found the evidence.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
So if you, I don't want to be like a Chris Todd, but if you die tomorrow, main suspect is Garth Brooks.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I'm not wishing that.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
You have a tendency to predict celebrity deaths here on this channel. So I don't want to follow the trend.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Hopefully I'm protecting you now. Cause now Garth knows if he comes and murders you now, it's way too close.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
That's true. It's true.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
So you think they're buried in his land?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
That's the first place you'd look. All the evidence would be right there.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
And then I can dispose of them. And now he's going to have to move the bodies now that you've spotlighted this. I mean, I—
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
You should have somebody constantly on the eyes and the ground on that field.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Damn. You are on this case.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Thank you. Go subscribe to this, man. We've got to get him to a million subs. Yeah. Hit the buttons. No, that's you. That's you. Both of us. Let's get us on to a million. You're close. You've been crushing it. Oh, no. You've got to act like you're there. Act like you're close.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Well, and Diddy's downfall for me was not obvious. It was just it was that. But it was also his like denial of it when he settled and it was like nothing. Everything she said was a lie. I never did anything. And then I was like, oh, wait, actually, he did do that one. His credibility shot. I guess that's what I'm waiting because Diddy's done. We agree, right? Diddy's toast. Nobody's seen him.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I feel like even people are losing interest in talking about it because they're kind of like, it's over.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
But Jay-Z, though, Jay-Z, I don't know. Beyonce just did the Netflix Beyonce Bowl. Huge ratings, allegedly. He's at the premiere of Mufasa with Disney. They're not even stopping him from coming. Do you think he'll actually face any accountability? Or even will there be a serious allegation beyond the one that actually holds up and gets people to, like you say, put the pressure on?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Is there a version, though, where it's like, okay, Jay-Z is an a-hole. Jay-Z's a controlling freak, powerful. He's hooking up with questionably aged women, whatever. I mean, 18, maybe 17 in New York, he's doing that line. But none of it's illegal. Is there a version where that's the worst of it? And sure, he's just a mean guy, not the best employee, maybe a skeezy guy.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
there's a clip where Jay-Z is sitting like, there's two ways to leave this room, signing the contract or out the window. And this is like a 18, 17-year-old like Rihanna who tells this story to Tyra Banks. It's troubling. And then you learn about Aaliyah and you learn about how young Beyonce was. Jay-Z's got a history with these girls. And I'm like...
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Do you think there's a version, though, where that's all he's guilty of?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
You're talking Diddy, but I was talking Diddy. Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Because I'm with you. We said Diddy's going there with Jay-Z, though. I'm just like, what's the charge? There is one serious charge. But even that one, I'm like, this woman's not a good witness.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
We had to destroy Jay-Z. And I'm like, based on what?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Because he was there clearly more than he wants to admit.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
And I don't even mean to try to say, like, Jay-Z is innocent. I'm just trying to figure out, like, how everyone wants Jay-Z to be arrested. And I'm like, on what? Well, yeah.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Right, and then how much else can't get criminally charged now because he's blocked them off.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Name names or will he just take it all?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
I mean, you've been in prison. Is there a point you think where he's going to say enough? I'll cave. I'm going to give it up.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Right, Costco lawyers saying with the loops. Costco, come on.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
And then you look at Reimer, his illegitimate alleged son. There's definitely some smoke there that I'm like, what's going on? But do you believe the Jaguar rights and everybody out there that Jay-Z is really this nefarious, diddy-like player who's, you know, as bad as him?
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
And there's no one who can tell Diddy this, too, because it's not like you can go watch your channel on YouTube. Right. He's knocked away from all reality.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
It's crazy. It's true. Draining him out of money as much as they know they can get. and then the lawsuit and he's sort of stuck like you want to keep retaining us and keep going he's got a they're not doing this pro bono at this point what about all these lawsuits
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Well, those can all get delayed, right? He's going to delay all those after trial.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Yeah. And the lawyer's going to want to get as much. They're not going to get money at that point because he's probably broke.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
But it's interesting because then you go look at that Courtney Burgess lawsuit, which is like fascinating because I'm sure the lawyers are seeing, well, maybe we actually can get some money off of this and use that as a way to sort of connect it.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
No, but like the Diddy case, it happens where the people try to get in on the circus and lie about it. And that was part of my struggling and covering it was like, you want to please the circus because they're your viewers. They really want that salacious stuff. They want to believe everything. We try our best to be very, when we're unsure, we say, look, alleged is an allegation.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
We don't want to put out lies ever, especially on purpose. But there were some accusers. I don't want to get in the names of them all, but you probably interviewed some of them too. Yeah. There were some people I was like, you're full of shit is what I was thinking as I'm doing it. And I tried my best to be respectful as a host, but also challenge. But I don't know.
Matthew Cox | Inside True Crime Podcast
WILL JAY-Z GO TO PRISON!? | Prison Expert Explains
Did you did you experience that as you've been covering Diddy, that some of these people are not always being as fully honest with you?
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I didn't.
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It's literally the definition of gaslighting.
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Everybody watch it.
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Speaking of that...
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It's pretty sick. I'm obsessed.
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Ada's going to try to steal it.
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She loves pink.
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What's the significance of that?
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But it's a fake and then he catches him. He sleeps in there every night waiting for him.
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It's like a little obsessed much. Why don't you think of something different?
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That's so funny.
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Furthermore, the JFK things are live files.
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That's kind of crazy.
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Just some light reading.
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Did you see, this is like a crude joke, but in our Discord, one of the guys was like, okay, started reading, and with somewhat certainty, we can say JFK is dead.
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It was frilly red.
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Josh's sister, I guess, was in charge of setting the alarm to go look at the blood moon. And she forgot to do it or something. And Keegan was so mad at her.
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Oh, PM, yeah. Oh, no. And he's like, what the heck? We missed it.
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It's Josh over the roof holding a red balloon in there.
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Wow, dad. All right, go to bed.
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And you see it's even casting a shadow on the rock.
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I know. Thank goodness. Literally saved the astronauts.
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So they're not getting time and a half.
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They should actually just sue.
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Like muscle and stuff. Yeah. It impacts your body.
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It's going to be wild. It all came from the fact that they found like ice, right?
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Now you're solving the obesity issue. Yes!
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Because they don't need them because they're robots.
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Are these cars?
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No, what are they making?
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Shut up. Oh, those are robots.
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It's kind of cool, though, when they're doing the zapping and you can see it like a firework show, though.
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We're so recently postmodern that we still don't know how to navigate those issues, I feel like. And greed is just such a big, heavy player. We were talking about the Amazon rainforest today, and Ada said, I'll save the rainforest. And I'm like, I should. And she's like, who are the bad guys? I said, you want to know, Nestle?
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No, what's happening?
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see the irony?
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They're so numb.
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Are they medicated? Do you say numb? Yeah, numb. What did you think I said? I don't know.
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You're right, Andrew, though. I always thought I'm like, when are they going to learn math? These poor youths.
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It's just so reminiscent of like Al Gore being the face of like the climate change movement and having a private plane that has. Yeah. Yeah.
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Didn't you know that Andy bikes to work?
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That would be funny.
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Oh my gosh. Good for you.
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How eerie.
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It interrupted their silence.
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I don't object to that.
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Is that the sound of their screens or is that the sound of the machine?
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What's happening to them? Something's happening to their brains?
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Oh, yeah.
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It was an answer. Yeah.
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And then help me out. So that caused the building to fall as well?
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I see.
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Right.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wouldn't it be crazy if we found out, I know that we've theorized this with some of the stuff that we consume, but if they had it playing constantly on like a low level. Oh, that's terrifying. So there were always like a little like this.
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Yeah, I can't watch it.
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We need more time because I really need to talk about Adolescence.
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Okay, I will.
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I'm completely perturbed.
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No. But it's like a call to action. So like Brad Pitt did it. Did you know that? Brad Pitt was a producer. Really? Okay. And which to me was crazy. I'm like, I didn't know he was such a good storyteller.
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Of course he can tell stories beautifully. He's from Springfield, Missouri. He's not over there. He is. Look at his face. Mm-mm. Anyway, adolescence. Yes. So what was interesting about the filming was that it's basically one long take, right? Not basically.
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Which is insane and it is so immersive. Like in that first episode when they're just setting the stage for what it's about, I was riddled with anxiety. I'm like, I'm literally there. This is happening to me. This is I'm the parent and this is my child and this is my nightmare coming true. But really what it is and like spoilers and stuff, you can skip over this.
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Really, the meaning, the deeper meaning is it's a it's a commentary on the, you know, basically being in a culture like we're in, like we're England's in in a developed country. And what we're allowing our children to consume, what we're allowing ourselves to consume is
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And how it affects us, how I think a lot of parents are distracted by, especially in this country, needing to work so much, needing to not focus on the family and their kids and stuff like that. And basically what's happening is these kids are running around. Wild. And you're hearing it in our country from like public educators. And they're like, these kids are off the rails.
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These kids are illiterate. They are off the rails. You can't they can't focus on anything because they're in front of a screen 24 seven. And a lot of these boys are playing video games all hours of the night. Zero monitoring. They're consuming who knows what. And he talks about they literally name Andrew Tate. A lot.
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Exactly.
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Yeah. And basically what it's doing to their psyches, you know, and it ends terribly. Yeah.
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He killed it.
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I loved something that really stuck out to me when they're having that conversation in the last episode, the husband and wife. And he goes, they're like, we made him.
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We made him. We're responsible for him. And he was like, but we can't feel bad, right? Like, we tried our best. And she's like, I think it's okay if we do feel bad.
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But I think it was like, to me, it was a call to action because we have to, as a culture, reclaim our children. Like, these kids cannot... we have to do better as parents and as a society and as a culture. And we can say no, you know, say no to your kids.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Whoa. And did he just say it or did he write it down?
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I just recommended it to our friends because it really was challenging to me. It's heavy. It's very heavy.
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The acting.
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To me, in the second episode, you're following the detectives around the school and you're just walking. All you see is the back of their heads as they're walking through that. And I'm like, I'm there. I'm walking with you guys. I'm experiencing this all. It was amazing.
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That's, I guess, where I discovered where they were going with the show. The ultimate message would be they go to the school and the teachers just have videos playing the whole day. They're so burnt out on these kids. These children are bad. That's what's happening in our country every day. We're letting our kids go to these schools and bulldoze their teachers. We're also relying on these
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teachers to raise our children and instill values in them and what is that going to do to them yeah reclaim your children people get busy she's like the andrew tate of this is crazy it makes me scared for little boys that's like the biggest thing like little girls there's a lot of responsibility there but these little boys if you mess up don't call somebody
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That's good stuff, that McDonald's.
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that's wacko um get a little sugar in me no i get a little kooky get a little wacky what is that he eats two or one fiber one bars it's on youtube oh god it's like one of those old youtube videos oh youtube classic what's your favorite old like youtube like first first couple of years of youtube
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Did you know about YouTube before then?
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How old are you?
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Oh my gosh. Okay, I needed a little help today. So I reached out to our mysterious man, Alan Thomas.
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Okay. And his question was really good. And he gave me his answer. Okay. If you could take someone from the middle ages and show them one place and one item, what would those be?
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And I'll give you, I'll give you Alan's answer. He said he would take the middle ages person to Dave and Buster's for laser tag. And he would show them a Baja blast.
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Wow. To see what show?
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Wow. Okay. Yeah.
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Crazy.
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Yeah, it's kind of along the lines of what I was thinking.
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Even he would say that's the dumbest design I've ever seen.
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Oh, my gosh. He'd freak out. Yeah. He might stab you.
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That's what I was going to say. I said I would take him to the Atlanta Aquarium to the whale shark tank.
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Yeah, we told you that and maybe I'd buy him like Dippin' Dots or something.
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Who's using those?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Remind me, do you drive or do you park your car on a train that takes you?
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But what if there's an accident?
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Guys, we got to start traveling.
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Shut up. You said shows earlier. What other show were you going to talk about?
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I don't know when you sleep. It's great.
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I'm ready.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, my gosh. That's brutal. That has to be a better way. Why are they doing that? What's in there? Why do we have bags? What's in there? I don't know. Say it one more time.
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Oh, my gosh.
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They are dumb.
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Andy, she might have been hitting on you.
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So you would go, what all have you done in your life? You used to think of old newspapers?
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They're like, we have old newspapers.
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At 90 places?
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How many people are walking around this world?
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They're like, I have the worst headaches in the world.
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I liked it. My favorite pie to make is coconut cream pie.
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Did I ever try that?
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I haven't made it in a long time.
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They're actually quite soft in the middle.
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They don't know what?
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Speaking of police officers. Josh and I got pulled over two days in a row.
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Oh, wow.
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These people who are trained doctors.
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Yeah. Literally, it's so reminiscent of what we're seeing today.
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We don't know how to be adults. That's what it is. We literally don't know how to be adults.
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No way.
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You know what would be interesting is if we were to analyze that specific event and changing the ways that doctors were learning and being educated and then also these new medicines that came out and how it correlated with increased cancer rates in Americans.
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You mean my nemesis?
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What if I find out that he's got some like room in his house and it's like his room with all of his enemies on it and I'm enemy number one?
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Waiting on your downfall.
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That is so funny.
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There's no way.
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OK. And do those people then tie in with all those allegations people were having about Kamala Harris's dad?
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Wasn't he like part of the McGraw Hill?
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Why am I associating them in my head? They're literally not.
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Dude, literally. Dude, you know, it's like, yeah, that we're on this whole thing with like where eight is going to go to school. I mean, you guys are doing it right now. You're like, I'm going to take my girls out of this. And we're going to learn the way that we're supposed to learn, you know, that kind of thing with homeschooling. That's what you guys are doing.
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And we're going to send our girls to this classical Christian school because we need to be able to think independently.
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And creatively and use logic and reason. Yeah. Instead of here's all this information. Swallow that.
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Yeah, like obedience. Yeah.
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Yeah, no, exactly.
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Isn't it a coincidence that with the implementation of that and the way that we do schooling now, ADHD and ADD diagnoses have skyrocketed and it's because human beings don't fit that mold.
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That is so evil.
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They've literally written huge chunks of history.
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I'll tell you what I've been sleeping on is their app. I got 20% off my order.
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I hate it.
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You know what was interesting about the, maybe I said this on the last week's episode, but what was interesting about the Bill Murray and Jerry, Joe Rogan episode that they did? Yeah. He was like, you ever been in a circle of billionaires and they're saying they're like envying the guy that has $100 billion versus $80 billion. And that's just weird. And isn't that weird?
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But then you think, oh, that'll never be me.
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From The Hobbit.
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Dragon sickness. You wouldn't know because you don't watch those movies.
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It's just greed. Yeah.
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Grand Duchy? I'm going to start calling Dutch Grand Duchy.
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What if we find it and it's all twilight?
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That's what I wondered too.
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yeah I'm really yeah that's that is interesting yeah and then and then Lily got pulled over well hold on let's finish but then he said is that sticker pray for vegans oh yeah are you a vegan or is that a joke I said it's a joke he's like that's funny hey that's awesome prayforvegans.com
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I'm sure. I'm sure that some rich person at one point was like, we have to preserve this.
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No one's holding them accountable, so they probably did. Yeah.
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I read something different.
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I read that his daughter-in-law was dressed a little scantily and he got mad and his son went to go protect her because he was going to kill his daughter-in-law and he stepped in the way and got whacked.
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Head injury.
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Childhood head injury.
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Yeah, but so that whole ordeal softened the blow from my thing because I think that you would have been way more.
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I got pulled over the day before and he's like, he had been behind me for a long time and there was a doofus driving like a lunatic. I thought he was, he flips his lights on and I thought he was going to go get that guy. But then I pull over to get out of his way and he was pulling me over the whole time.
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Have you seen this man?
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And Mickey 17. I can't wait to talk about Mickey 17.
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Can't wait to hear about it.
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And he was like, his whole thing was, your sticker seems really faded to me. I just want to make sure your car is registered. And then I'm sweating. I'm going, oh, my gosh, the girls probably hid the registry. They're always going through my car. Yeah. But I found it, sure enough. And then he goes back. He's back there for a long time. And the girls are loving this.
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The police. The police are here. Mommy's bad. He's like, did you know your license is suspended? Yeah. And I was like, no, no idea.
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He's like, yeah, you need, you should go to the DMV right now. Of course I don't go. And he doesn't give me a ticket.
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And he let me drive around and I didn't even go straight to the DMV. I went the next day.
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Do you remember that guy that used to work for us and he would get, he had something like, he was like a gold member at McDonald's and he had like thousands and thousands of points and he would basically get free McDonald's every single day.
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I had three traffic violations because of unpaid tolls.
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Come up with, did you, did Josh tell you how much I owed?
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Or some kind of way out. Because when I called her, I was like, that's crazy.
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and she was like that's not i know tell me about it she's like have you been getting our letters i'm like who opens their mail and and she's like i said can i can i go to school can i go to a school thing can i go sit in a classroom for eight hours and get this written off she was like no community service i will literally do it i just want to know how many times you've like been summoned for jury duty and i have no idea
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It's like Felony.
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Yeah, cute. Yes, I'd like a song.
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I know.
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No. He's not. He just doesn't work here. R.I.P.
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That was so scary. After every line, you're like, no! Why?
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Well, the pauses were, I thought, part of the song. They were so long and scary.
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That was very scary, guys.
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I said they're not obnoxious.
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You just said they were obnoxious. You just said they were obnoxious. I can't look at you. I said no. Roll back. Roll back.
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If she can claim to be an astronaut, then men can claim to be pregnant.
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How does a generator work? Like an AI detection generator? Because I wonder if it's comparing it to other images and there isn't this huge catalog of photos.
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There was a few of them did, right?
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I get where Katie's coming from, though. Like, what do they say makes the heart grow fonder? Space. Distance. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just think we can't relate.
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It's like a monument.
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Creepy. I'm looking at the second image you sent and I'm trying to figure out if it's like flat across the top or if it is like a pyramid. It looks flat across the top. But look at that second image. It's got like a clear, it's not a single tone across the top like lighter shadow would cause.
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And that's hard to determine because it's definitely three-sided. But like think about the pyramids have that huge structure that just got generated underneath. And so if the pyramids are supposed to be the Washington Monument, they all have this like pyramid-like top to a tall structure. I don't know what that means. It's just...
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Jacob Barber.
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I was going to say the more like you we become.
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Dude, what the heck?
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Jeez, man. You said one and two show up at the same time, typically?
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That looks like the pyramid and the structure under the pyramid. If you stacked them together, if that's how they land, that'd look like the other image.
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It's all ex-military dudes. Dude, I do not want to see that in real life. I'm way more okay with it being spooky than real.
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Yeah. Cause like the, the thing to believe is like, if he's given the proposition, we'll let you come into our country, any country, just don't let him talk about these things. And he already has the software at his disposal or the program at his disposal to filter. All right. I'll put that in.
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Dude, I'm going to say it. I want to see it. Elon and Zuck. Oh, the fight? It needs to happen.
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like a fake arm yeah there's also like he just does this and like his hand flies across the room yeah probably you got a neural link that unlocks the other 90 of his brain did he do that i don't think he i don't think he hasn't done the neural link not to my knowledge there's no way elon musk has not tried to clone himself
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Well, yeah, that's silly to think. They talked about downloading consciousness using quantum computing. But you think about the clip where he's like doing this weird like head glitch looking back and forth. If that's him, like neural linked up, short circuiting, like calculating stuff. This is all for entertainment purposes. I'm sorry.
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Just get angry.
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That's why they're going to match.
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It's literally his name. It's an alphabetical designation. Yeah, it's like a serial number.
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He has 14 children.
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I couldn't tell you. I just can't wrap my head around how that could be a true statement. I know people say it is, but it seems like a theory where... Well, time is different.
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Day is like a thousand years.
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Yeah, dude.
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Okay. I'm not going to show you yet.
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I'm not going to show you yet because this is a reel that I have made and it's tied to a story that I'm going to tell that freaked me out Corey in honor of you being back on the pod I had to look up story did a little research and a lot of these seem super fake but this one actually is is unsettling um again this is this is called the Gorman Ridge encounter and this happened in uh 1993. so it's in Utah Utah Utah
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All right. Gorman Ridge Encounter, Utah, 1993. This hunter named Travis L. His real name, I couldn't find it, his full name. So he's an elk hunter. He's a seasoned elk hunter, and he's on this ridge called Gorman Ridge. And night one, he did a little stalk, located his herd. You know, he knew where the elk were. He couldn't close close enough. He's rifle hunting.
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He still couldn't get close enough to take a shot. So he set up camp on the other side of the ridge. And in the middle of the night, he wakes up and realized that the woods, you know, there's always like a buzzing. He realizes it's gone completely silent. And this is, again, an experienced hunter.
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He's familiar with the different calls in the woods, and he hears, it's not quite like an elk bellow, but it's like, it's elk-like, but it's three sharp bursts. Like something with some sort of intelligence is like calling, like signaling, really. And it freaks him out. And so does it three times. Woods go silent, unzips his tent, pokes his head out. Nothing.
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And, you know, every now and then something in the woods will happen. You're like, well, I don't know what that is. It's part of being in the woods, the fun of it. And so he just goes back to sleep. Well, the next morning when he gets up, he's already got a tree stand set up. And when he goes to sleep.
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this area of the woods, as he's on the trail, he realizes that there are footprints that he doesn't recognize. He said they're four toed about the size of slightly bigger than a bear's paw print, but they're human ish. It's like a really wide human footprint. And he said it was almost like a, a human foot, a large human foot had stepped and then slid and like splayed out.
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So there's these like large tracks and he's like, That's weird. I don't know what that is, but he continues to the stand. And so he's hunting sun gets pretty low and, uh, he's just sitting there, never sees the deer. But then again, he hears the three sharp whistles. He's like, what the heck? And he's, you know, looking around, but it's in the distance. Well, he hears it again.
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He hears three, but it's closer. Now he's like starting to freak out, you know, all the excitement of a hunt. Only this time he's like, what's approaching me signaling out this call.
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animal like but somehow human is how he described it well as he's sitting there he hears it again only this time it's really close and he looks down out of his tree stand and looking back up on it is this humanoid thing says no fur dark leathery skin like but somehow shiny like it's catching light off of the he said there was moonlight at this point like he's been in the stand for a long time and so
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He's literally looking at this thing and it turns up and looks at him. And instead of seeing reflection in the eyes or anything like that, it's just, he said, as black as black can be, can't see anything. And it starts chuffing. Do you know what chuffing is? No. It's what cats do. It's like a greeting or like when a cat will encounter another cat. It's like this, kind of like tigers do it.
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It's not the roar or like a meow. Is it the vibrating thing? It's not a purr. It's like when they like breathe, like purr. And it does that a few times looking, but it's locked on him and it's just making this noise. He's literally like, it sees me. I don't know what it's trying to do. I don't know what it's saying. And he's just frozen. And then...
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it just kind of slips back and he said it was weird as soon as it started to slip back it just like vanished into you know it's like it's dark at this point so he's like i don't know if it's still here it just vanishes on the other side of the tree lines he stayed in that tree for hours it's now pitch black and he's like he's like
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too scared he's too scared to come down the tree because it was right there right and he's like but i can't stay in this tree because it's in the woods and so eventually he climbs down books it out of there and literally he's like packs up camp is able to get out fine but he's talking to a park ranger and he's like i don't i'm not crazy i don't know what i just saw and he's like where were you hunting
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And he's an experienced hunter, so he's going way further than anyone else does. It's in the mountain range is the Uinta or something like that is how you say it. But he's like, I was on Gorman Ridge. He's like, oh, he's like, dude, there's so many stories out of there. That's why people don't hunt it after like dark. They typically leave early.
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He's like, there's a bunch of stories of these sightings like skinwalkers and stuff like that. And so I took the description that he gave and I ran it through an AI image generator. Cool. And so my video is literally, this is his description. Did you have the chuffing? Uh-huh. This is the sound that he compared it to. Chuff. Loading.
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That scared me. That is so scary. So I had a conversation with ChatGPT because I was freaked out reading it. And that's where I was like reading the story from them. I was like, is this true? And it's like, well, it's from.
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Yeah, I mean, it started playing games. So I started looking further. I was like, ignore ChatGPT. Let me look up where this range is. The Gorman Ridge, right? That's what I said. Gorman is literally part of the ridge where you find Skinwalker Ranch.
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Yeah. And so the reason no one goes to that area is because it's like the backside of a ridge way up into that territory. That's interesting. What's Skinwalker Ranch? In Utah, it's like one of the most paranormal sites. It's like the Navajo have all their stories of... It's Skinwalkers, and what's the other one? It's basically the same thing. It's a wild place. Okay, yeah, yeah.
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But literally just more sightings and stories.
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At the top of the hill that looks over Skinwalker Ranch, there is an ancient site that is called It's called Ur.
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I forget the tribe. I just don't want to be disrespectful to the wrong one. Anyways, it's a stone circle. It's a Native American religious site that's literally stones in a spiral. It symbolized death to life. But I talked to my buddy who's Navajo, and he talks about to become a skinwalker... It's literally the exchange of that which you love most dearest exchanged for this power.
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And literally at the top of Skinwalker Ranch is one of those spirals we were talking about last week in a stone circle, and it's protected. You can do tours to go see it, but you're not going to Google it and find a bunch of pictures of this place. But it's an ancient. It's eroded. It's not still in use, but it symbolized life to death, that sort of exchange in the native culture.
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I'm trying to remember the other story you've told that's like really, really similar to this, though, about being up and about and aging.
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That's interesting.
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That's crazy. I mean, they are alternately aligned, like the bigger ones in the furthest back.
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Dude, I've been thinking on the garden, and it genuinely trips me out. For death to not exist, but for it to be necessary, that man tended the garden. And so what was he tending for if not to keep alive? So I guess plant life was living and dying?
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So what was the soil composed of? Was it just organic, non-living matter? It gets into the idea of how do you define life in the garden.
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The better Eden. Yeah. Oh, dude, have you have you heard Norse mythology and their stories that parallel the Garden of Eden? No, it's freaky, dude.
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so i i think a lot of the mythology from around the world parallels scripture because everyone originates from one place and so for clarity i'm not saying they're what they believe is the same as what we believe but they're they're parallel so they tell a story about how the gods and the giants need the god edun's apples Oh, wow. To prolong their life.
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And the trickster literally stole the apples. And because they no longer had access to the god Edun's apples, they began to age and decay. Loki tricked, um, Eden, who is the wife of another God into a, uh, place called, um, Loki tricked by the giant Jazzy lures Eden into a forest where she's abducted.
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And so literally she's taken into the land of giants and, uh, no one, none of the gods or the giants have access to her apples anymore. That is fascinating. I-D-U-N, Idun, not Eden. Idun. But it's like... Loki, interesting.
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Oh, okay. Norse, right? Yeah, Norse. Norse, yeah, yeah.
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There you go. One of these guys that don't matter so much. Yeah. The fun fact, not Norse, but the god of thunder is who God parted the Red Sea in front of when the Egyptians pursued the Israelites. Oh. So maybe that would have been Thor if Norse people would have been in the area.
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I mean, that is the better way to hide what you did.
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It's so funny. It's only attractive females that have been woken up. They're like, this feels something's off.
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Dude, that is the dopest story.
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Yeah. You imagine knowing around any corner they're going to get you again, you're blind, and you're just like, I'm going to keep talking. You don't know who's in the room listening. Like, I don't care.
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life is different choices like every aspect of your oh i love that that's so cool they're like two desires that like a believer wants for sure they want to be with their creator and they want to obey their creator and if obedience in the extreme can speed the arrival of the unity of the creator like i get to be with him sooner if i'm like zealously obedient and it's like
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All of these martyrs were like, I kind of hope, Paul, like, you know, to die is game. I kind of hope you do. Like, I'm tired. But if you don't, I'll keep going.
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The problem with that song is Katy Perry can actually belt a stinking song out. So the original key is just.
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When you read a passage like that, to think about what that audio clip would sound like, like being stoned, you know, forgive them. They don't know what, it's not a monotone. It's like choking out words in pain. It's like, if we could hear that man, it changes.
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And so you think about the spread of the gospel in the early church, imagine being there and just listening to, you're normally there, like the weird culture who wanted to see people die. you know, off or whatever, but then to hear those words instead of screams, like you think about the resonance and yeah, that'd be shocking impact. Yeah. Yeah. Be crazy.
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This is crazy.
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Or he wants to send all the women to the front lines.
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Yeah, it's good to have you back, Corey. A little bit of a shot in my confidence right there.
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Pyramid of Giza. Same is true for the fathers of Protestant Christendom. They had beer and wine in their contracts, if you will. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Luther. Luther married a beer brewer.
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What happened to the Katy Perry that was like, nobody come to me. I'm just a musician. Don't ask me about politics. You remember that interview?
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
Wait, Jonah Hill's there?
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
I was thinking about the Tower of Babel and how language split with an elevated position. It's just interesting that it's come back together in this theory by reassembling in some sort of elevated point. It's just been messing.
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Yeah, they'll go ahead. No, I was just going to say it's basically Stranger Things. I mean, the same exact thing where their kids are spying across the universe, the world. They're like spying on Russia. Yeah. By like going into those sensory deprivation tanks.
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What's it about?
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All right.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
So this is the mother performing something, not the kids.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
The fake therapist. A fake therapist. So this is a sociopath meets a psychopath. Yeah.
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Jodi, the psychiatrist.
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Welcome to Ninjas or Butterflies. Throw up and poop, baby. Welcome home. I screamed from the other room. Mom, I'm peeing out my butthole. Oh, yeah.
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I thought something inside me got backwards.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
And what kind of man was he to ever be like vulnerable to that sort of thing? So he's got issues from the get go. Yeah.
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Jody the therapist is the only one who is having manifestations. I want to go back to that, right?
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Supposedly. Supposedly. They're not on film having the manifestations? No. I mean, it was a lie. Okay. Yeah. But long story short. But the mother never did. No. Okay.
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That's like panicking.
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I mean, sociopaths don't have emotional inflection.
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Dang. Yeah. So demons have existed longer than a single human life on this earth right now. And so my question is, what torment did that demon endure in someone else's body? Or was it just that it knows what's coming and it's lashing out now? You know, we always talk about how like evil like is scorned and acts out because of that. And so it's just like, why would it do that?
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You know, I mean, if it is, she may, you know, who's saying that her faking couldn't be literal possession?
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Anyways, that was fun, right? Yeah, it was really good. I won't be watching that.
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You think you get worked up hearing him tell stories? It affects me deeply. It'll ruin me for days. I have to like, what's the verse? Whatever's noble, whatever's lovely, whatever's admirable, think about these things. I have to live that because if I lock in on anything else, I think I've got too much in me that wants to fix it. It'll spiral my brain.
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I got a deer. I think I'm pretty set.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
Dude, that was straight out of a movie. Speaking of family vlogging.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
Are they paying for an ad in this one? No.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
i still i'm doing with iron man suit are you sticking with just a regular bow that you have now are you gonna think of some cooler a crossbow would be pretty dope i think my bow is pretty cool but zombie apocalypse i mean i could go into like describe the arrows there are these like they're like three inch long arrowheads that are bladed on double bevel so each side is a knife so you always have a knife and then make them catch a battle fire
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
I feel like it's insulting to say it, but Lily, don't click it.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
Sweet love.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
134 episodes in. I'm capable. Oh, I've seen this. Oh, but no, you haven't. Okay. This is the context for, so I'm trying to think, what can I say that sets this up? We've all seen this video. It's quite disgusting, but you have never seen it under this much detail.
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Here we go.
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Did you get it backwards?
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Yeah, Flintstone vitamins are the number one pediatrician-recommended children's vitamin brand, and have been trusted by parents for 50-plus years.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
Oh no. Andrew. Nope. I'm not going to show you that. This is a photo of a tapeworm taken under a microscope. Nikon did a contest in this one fourth place. Should have lost. This is the face of a tapeworm.
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That is real. That actually won.
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That face. Maybe many.
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Is that what you're telling me? Not cooked?
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I put that together. I was like, I can't just show you the face of the tapeworm. We have to remember how horrible they can be.
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It started with pediatrician-recommended. I didn't know. Pediatricians are doctors, though. Yeah, they're not doctors. If you take care of a kid, it's not a doctor. It's only like a community.
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He got so mad that you didn't see.
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134 - Alien Nukes, Ancient Libraries, & The Dark Story of Ruby Franke
I know the exact person I'm sending that song once we're done filming.
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Mohawk's got you beat by an inch.
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Shorty.
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I'd say immediately, honestly.
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I don't want to describe what I do on the podcast because... We stuff the cotton under her toenail. I shove a needle down the side of the nail.
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Oh, my gosh. I haven't heard those.
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Something about stopping. No one's still explained what it is. Like, light can be bent by gravity, so it has to have matter, but it's pure energy. And so the definition of light, I still haven't heard articulated well. It might exist. I haven't, like, Googled this recently.
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It bends from stars around planets.
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So much about things I know zero about.
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Not much to know.
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No! Speaking of movies that are supposed to come out or shows, I've given up on Jace Momoa's
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Don't tell me how to edit the podcast. Tell them how to edit. No. Don't ever do that again. Don't ever do that again. Andy, stay in your lane. Stay in your freaking lane, dude. The show's over. Don't give him the gun.
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Do the Halo theme song.
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She's taken something beautiful.
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Use this! Lily's brain in the homicide part is just... Josh is right and left. You're playing Pong.
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He's like the fight guy, right? I don't know, actually. I think I saw UFC Five Night or something. Oh, that's what it is. Oh yeah. The fear factor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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We've talked about children too. And if the brain is developed to a certain extent, it might be still close to that childlike mind. Yeah. I'm trying to be careful because I don't want to be demeaning, but just as a theory.
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We should try it right now with Lily. So dad versus mom.
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You guys are made for each other. I meant with Ada. Come up with a number, then shoot a text out to whoever's watching her and say, tell Ada to say a number.
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Even like say less. Neural divergence.
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What were you saying? Oh, I can talk. Cool. We're talking. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Like, with neurodivergence? Neural? Neuro. Neuro. Neuro. But have you seen, like, the things where they'll show you a bunch of different facial expressions and you have to, like, or it'll just be the eyes and you have to, like, say what that person is expressing?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah. We should do one of those tests and... Oh, yeah. Yeah. That would be cool.
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I've passed them all on Instagram, but I don't know how I feel about passing those tests.
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Do you see who the naysayers are on this? Duracell.
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World Economic Forum. Horses.
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No, that's a Klaus. It says the industry's holy grails, what's known as green hydrogen, the climate neutral process that uses the renewable sources to do that. But according to the World Economic Forum, only 0.1% of all hydrogen production can be described by this verdant hue because it requires too much renewable energy to create it. Somehow hydrogen is involved in that process.
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Stop. Listen, spaghetti. All the words in the world, spaghetti. Do you know the guy's name in that story? I just looked it up. He's a Japanese guy, Hisachi. His last name is Ouchie.
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O-U-C-H-I.
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So you're the doctor. You walk into a room with a Japanese patient and you're not going to read that name. How do you pronounce that name? The Japanese accent.
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Bro. I just looked up. They have photos. I don't want to see.
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If there's any of the lulls that we've had in the podcast, just drop that in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dead silent. Yeah.
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CW. I got to confess, I've never seen it.
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Right.
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Pocket monster? Was it because of the evolution?
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm definitely eating the spiders. No question asked.
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Over the top. Because six weeks is quite extensive. Like at what point do you take prison? Like is one night... Dude, I've seen Shawshank Redemption.
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That's what I'm saying. I would be the crier.
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Yeah, you can look on with me. This is a little bit lengthier, but I just think the end of this, it starts out like we've all had this scenario happen to either ourselves or our children. And it's always a little bit funny when it happens. But this is the scariest. I would freak out if I saw the end of this video happen in my backyard. Are you ready? Yeah. Three, two, one.
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So there's like a Mario balloon floating away. And then like miles away, this is someone's backyard. Dude. I see you. Here I am. Oh, my goodness, dude. That is so ominous. And it's just got the perfect amount of helium left in it. No way. Imagine, like, doing dishes looking out that window. Dude, so scary.
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What?
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Oh my gosh.
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That's great. He just runs away.
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I'm starting to see stuff down that same road.
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Okay. Yeah, they're saying an SUV, right?
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Let me send... You look at the reconnaissance stuff that the military uses, though. Those things look like... almost airplanes. Their drones are huge.
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Reconnaissance?
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That sounds right. Yeah. The airspace. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Drone.
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Right. We did it. Right. I know you're on a roll, but I want to come back to that point in the conversation.
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Whoa.
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celebrate like all every month you're like it's my birthday again i have one in the bank dude if you could cash in on every 30 something year old birthday it'd actually make the 30s like it'd redeem them yeah one epic you know huge birthday that you saved dude if i had a kid that was born in december i would just lie to the kid though their birthday was a different day
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Here's my theory, because I've talked to people who are involved in the development of some of the stuff the military uses, and what I keep hearing is it used to be our military developed all of the tech. Back when they used to say we're like 30 years ahead of... what the general public has.
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And now the number I'm hearing is closer to like five to 10 years, but it's because it's all like contract based development. So companies like Lockheed or all these other engineering firms, they're not going to go to the government for permission to test this new technology, you know, because now you're risking stuff leaking, other people taking ideas.
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And so I think people like Lockheed are just going to run ops with new tech and see if it gets picked up, see what the reaction is. And then once they iron it all out, they're like, hey, you know those drones that you were... You got a deal. We'll buy them. Yep. They're like, that's us. Here's everything. And then they're like, oh, we don't know what they were. They were drones.
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Because they're not going to admit the technology that they're now going to use in warfare. That's my theory.
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Probably. I mean, our reality is definitely controlled by our algorithms.
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Send the other one then. I'll overlay it on the pod. Have you guys seen the clip of the guy with the green laser? He sees one of the drones, and I think it is in Jersey, and he hits it with the green laser. And then it goes black, and then three appear, and they're doing the little dart around thing. I should have saved that clip.
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Wow. Why does it have a single light flashing?
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Oh, wait, no, not again, though, right? No, he's just calling us back to another conversation.
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Hey, love it, eh? I'm not going to say how or what, but you can go to Home Depot and make a shotgun pretty easy. So 3D printers aren't going to.
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I saw a thing. I have no idea if it's true. I just saw one account saying that he was a stage four cancer patient and was denied. And their reason was they said the medicine was not medically necessary.
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The stage four angle makes it make more sense. Like if you knew I'm not getting the medicine and I'm on my way out and we're angry about it.
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Wait till you see the chest hair.
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Next year, we'll get August Burns Red. They're the ones who do it, right? Is that who does that song? Like the heavy version?
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Yeah.
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Oh, look.
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I'm pretty sure I've seen you. Not only mouth open, like... Like a gunshot victim. You okay?
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We already know we're cutting corners. That's what I'm saying. You know, we're going to keep our baby safe.
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I don't know what that was.
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You said got to or he's going to.
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He's got to do it, man. Timothy, he's got to do it. Damn, come on, man.
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I started talking. It was so loud.
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Legos?
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We are now...
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That was crazy. Really?
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Hey, really?
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Yeah. Quails are dinosaurs.
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Red Robins are dinosaurs. Yes, they are. Blue Jays are dinosaurs. Okay. Sandhill cranes, they're dinosaurs.
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Yellow-breasted finches are dinosaurs.
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No way! Let's go!
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And so I... Listen, listen.
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Oh, goody, goody, golly, goodly, gosh, gosh. I can't wait to see what he's got.
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Kyle XY.
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Wrong. Wrong.
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I mean, there's, it's like, it's like almost that never happened.
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Yeah.
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I'm shaking my head no.
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Redemption. Redemption. I messed up my last line. Dang it.
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Joshua. Joshua. Yeshua. I read in Joshua.
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The Giants, they came.
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Yes. Judges. Judges.
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Pinching pennies. Scrooge McDuck over here. Yeah.
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What are you talking about?
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We just have to move on every segment just because Lily's just always digging herself a hole.
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That was the interview that we were talking about? That was part of it.
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I bet it was 930. Gravitic. What?
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Click on one of the videos, dude.
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You've seen his face.
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I'm sorry. We're on different algorithms. I've never met this man in my life. I'm sorry to this man.
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Yeah, because this is what's going to get them talking. If people love conspiracies, let's make obvious conspiracies so that they talk about it and push certain narratives.
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I'm sure we do. But the thing is, we're always open to being wrong. Like we were talking about earlier with the Mossad thing. Like, I don't know. The interview was 60 Minutes. I don't know if that was fake. I didn't even think it was fake. I thought it was like wild. I can't believe we had this exclusive. But then it's like, also, we don't see this guy's face. Yeah. And we don't.
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Yes, I don't know how trustworthy 60 Minutes is. It seems like a reliable program, trustworthy. But who knows at this point? Like, we can't assume everything's real.
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It was before, too.
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It's only an hour long, so it's a bit of a film.
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Well, it was a military ID. A lot of people are saying that. It's like, that's not a passport. It's a military ID. Okay. So that's like, yeah, but they say they're pretty indestructible for the most part anyway. So people like there are some military people saying, I'm not surprised it's not burnt out, but like, okay, who knows?
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Yeah, you got to wonder if this dude's still alive. Like, I mean, like that would be wild.
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And so it's it's just weird, man. It's just really strange out of nowhere. It just seems like.
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I'm just going to start posting a bunch of thirst traps. Start taking a bunch of photos. Like, Andy, who took those photos for you? Did you set that up in your home?
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If you think about the last month, we've had the drones... Yeah. UnitedHealthcare. All these planes stuff happening. The plane stuff. And then now this. It's like, that's a lot of big stories.
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Smart cities and how he doesn't want anyone to travel. Yeah. He's just like, look at what the big rich people are doing. They're traveling, doing all these things. Well, and there's all these plane crashes. That's what he's saying. And it totally makes sense now where it's like- We're getting all scared to fly now because all this stuff is happening.
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Or they got up and they stowed away and then suffocated. But they were, were they workers? What was it? I don't know. Civilians? Yeah, I guess it depends on who they are, but it's like, I assume just workers. But I'm like, that's not an accident.
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I love it. I know, me too. It's so funny.
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While she's crying. Yeah. She's like sobbing. Do you know that crazy girlfriend meme, the really wide-eyed, like that one? She's on TikTok, too, and she's still hilarious. But, like, she was walking. She's like, look at those stupid Tesla trucks. They're so ugly. She's like, I can't believe someone designed that ugly truck. Here, let me get in my bright green neon Kia Soul.
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No. Ew. That's gross.
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Oh, and that's terrible. Who's Blippi? There's a line, dude. It's a kid's TV person.
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That was terrifying. Yeah, you texted me that. I completely missed that part, but he's just like, yeah, so what are your theories?
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I cannot stand it. It's very knowledgeable. You learn a lot.
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You got to tell them what our future president announced just recently today.
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No, this angers me.
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No. No. It's the craziest. If I would have put this on my prediction thing, it would have made.
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Oh, no. No. That's what I'm saying. You got to steer.
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No, I mean, I don't know.
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Gulf of America, baby! Literally, public.
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Hey, they're a part of more America as well. They're South America, so it really works out.
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America. Central America. It is America. Yeah, it's America.
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Yep. Punched in the ceiling. Hey, you know what?
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What do you love when he does?
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You can just ask me. No, it's a possibility.
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Down the line, this is how the world began. People just bought land.
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Try to do something, NATO.
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when did we acquire alaska yeah because that's the thing we just think of alaska as a 50s and why and if that the thing is two generations from now it will never be gulf of mexico in their mind get like it'll always be a goal from like it's things like that how things pass by it's like we think alaska oh yeah that's always been like we just that's part of the states i hope that never comes to fruition everybody's still calling it still called gulf of mexico
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I also think if we're going to get more states, we need to do five at a time now. Because I can't stand the 51st. It's going to annoy me. Yeah. Like, it just bothers me to have that odd number.
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It's actually quite warm.
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At my 50th anniversary, can you sing that? We just do a big party and celebrate me and Kelsey's 50th anniversary.
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That's a big year. That's not that long ago. That's recent.
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Isn't that wild? We don't even think about that. We're like, oh my goodness, as soon as we get another state, we could just travel there freely.
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It's so funny. Whenever they do edits with the people who aren't as good, like they aren't cool with being on camera, but they have to be because they run this company or whatever. And so they're just like looking at him just like, what in the world is he doing?
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It was illegal to tan everywhere else in the world. Yucatan.
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I'm like, that is so funny. That's really funny. I love things like that.
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That's exactly like Louis C.K. 's joke about why we still call them Native Americans. He's like, it was a mistake. He says, we landed. We looked at them. He said, oh, Indians, you mean? Oh, yeah. And he's like, India? He's like, no. He's like, so you're Indians? He's like, no, this isn't India. He's like, no, you're Indians.
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Fresh new socks from ninjas or butterflies only. Holy moly. My goodness, it's one size fits all. It's super comfy. They've got pink accents, orange and red, and they're thick and comfortable. And only available at sundaycoolswag.com.
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You know why they had to get a new one, right?
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There was a video.
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Yeah. Just put them on, dude.
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Dude, it would be like, I'm just getting up to get some water right before we're about to fall asleep. I just need to drink some water. And then she'd be like, what are you getting? I'm like, water. And she's like, you're not getting Oreos? I'm like, no.
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do you want some only if you're getting some okay i'll get you some you know you should take before you go to bed though what magic my new sleep drink what i didn't know they had those i don't know i just i don't know i'm really busy i what i'm too busy to drink it what like do i have time to take it do i have to take it right before bed no 30 minutes before bed and then i'll sleep better you will and i'll wake up not groggy or droggy
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I'm going to have to give it one to Kelsey because that might actually help her sleeping.
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It legitimately is because we use it to the point where we hope the other shipments come in because we keep drinking them.
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Very blowy today. It's not like those characters on TikTok. Very blowy and windy.
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I am very cold in the jacket.
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This better be good. There's a lot of pressure.
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What ice cream are you?
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She just talks too fast.
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That took you .5 seconds to say the first time. And that was not as many words as I thought you said.
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Hey, remember your lemon lime question for last week? That was like a second throwaway one.
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That's not a bad question. We get creative. Obviously, your answer, I would guess, was Bill Gates.
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Okay. What if I just named like a specific person? Or Nestle. Like in my past.
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Also, if you look into just how they create chocolate, it is horrific.
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Palm oil.
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Why men specifically?
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One of the cool ones.
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Dude, if we fully committed to a podcast where it was that the whole time, it actually probably would be very serious.
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Oh, man. I would probably do... What is that? Children's Hospital St. Jude's? I just don't like what they're doing over there, man. Don't support it. Golly, that's a tough one. I'm going to pick a person. I'm going to pick a specific person. Jay Leto. Wait, he's such a nice guy. He's not. He is. He's not. If you like Conan, he's not a nice guy. Oh. Yeah.
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No, there's a whole beef. It's a good story.
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Okay. All right, I'll tell you. All right. I have a screen. Lights go dark. So when Jay Leno was in The Tonight Show host, right? It was cut like one or two guys before Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson is what made The Tonight Show. It's like Frank Sinatra, all these things. And then Jay passed it on Jay Leno, and Jay Leno did it for like 20 years.
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And then like four years before he retired, he says, I'm going to give it to our late, late show guy.
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conan o'brien and so he comes out and you know they introduce him and everything and they're like wow this is our host the next four years four years passes by they give it to conan conan moves his whole uh staff to california to film it because they were doing it in new york and uh just spends a lot of money he does the show for nine months not is not getting the ratings nbc wants
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So Jay Leno, they talked Jay Leno into coming back. They pushed Conan a little later and they put Jay Leno, like the Jay Leno show right before Conan, right before tonight's show. So it's like stealing ratings because people want to see Jay still, whatever. And then they push Conan once again. They say, we're going to push you until 12.
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Which has never happened in the Tonight Show history ever. And so he's like, I can't do that because it's no longer the Tonight Show. It's the Tomorrow Show.
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And so he gave them, he's like, I can't do this. My staff is working too hard, all these things. And they said, okay, then if you don't want to do it, you can quit. And so they forced him out, paid him off so he couldn't go on TV for a year legally. So, like, just they didn't want him doing anything like that.
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And all that money that he got, he gave most of it to his staff and everything because they had moved their families and all of these things, their whole lives for just less than a year.
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And so, and the dude's just awesome. But Jay Leno, like, just got roasted by David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, all these people, and still to this day. And then he promised it to Jimmy Fallon after Conan left. Jay Leno came back, and then he promised it to Jimmy Fallon. And now The Tonight Show is The Tonight Show. That is today. Interesting.
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Yeah. Which is different than it used to be, for sure.
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Wow. There's clips of, they have big documentaries on it. It's really good. And there's just a lot more details. And Conan seems like the dopest dude. That's why I bankrupt Jay Leno.
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Did you see his announcement recently?
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Dude, the biggest flip-flopper in the world, man. Let's talk about that.
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Basically, they're just like, listen, we've been censoring political stuff and a lot of fake news and all this stuff. We've had fact checkers. We're getting rid of this. We want free speech. We want free creativity. And all this stuff. And they're just switching everything.
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It's community notes. Right.
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Yeah, brother.
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That was a different Zuck.
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Guys, that wasn't me. That sucked. I promise I can change. Do you have the cable?
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No, keep talking about it. Keep coming over the right term. Keep coming over the right term. We can't move on.
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I'll be sick. We're aware of how many contacts there are, Andrew.
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Yeah, I didn't watch it. That was rough. Why does it make me want to throw up? Why is that? Why does it hit that spot? Which made me want to gag, dude.
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He's still alive.
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Not if I have anything to do with it. There's a lot of personal information out there.
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As all elements come from.
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I'll watch it on my own, dude. The guy created it literally because he had stories throughout parenting his daughters and stuff, and now he's quitting the show.
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He stopped it, but they are doing a movie next year.
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So he created this map throughout his own research of looking at other maps and compiling. And his own navigation stuff. Wow.
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But it's so good. The show is... It's done. I mean, for now. They are going to be possibly... continuing some of it just without him but the main guy.
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Yeah. So what's people's theories on this? How is it possible that this guy 400 years ago was able to create those maps with such accuracy when even we couldn't do that without...
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Yeah, airplane or something.
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They don't have any idea? Like, it's a complete mystery? It's a complete mystery. That's wild.
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Where is Atlantis like set to be at?
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It's so good. I mean it'll prep your heart for being a dad like never before. There's just not a show like it and The dude turned down Disney having, like, the rights to, like, what is that? Just the franchise. Yeah. And what a great decision. I know. Disney would have ruined it. Aren't they on Disney, though? They are, but, like, they're streaming. Like, just their, what is that called?
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Maybe. I haven't heard about Pangea.
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I would just say it's probably just this perfect oasis where all the billionaires go. And we're all an experiment.
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Yeah, and they just like are watching us all on our cameras and everything. That's where the Titanic submarine guy's at probably.
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What? She thinks Atlantis is in the Bermuda Triangle. Oh, it could be.
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I don't think you heard what you said. I didn't.
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I didn't hear what you said. It's okay. It's all right. Thank you for visiting marriage counseling today.
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Yeah. Golly, dude, that's so wild. That's so weird. It's almost like maybe after they found those maps, they went back and they carved Antarctica to look like that to confirm their theory. It's pretty easy to carve a continent. I don't know how you ever tried that, but...
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thousands of feet deep right there there was never a land bridge I don't know but I'm just thinking regionally those stories kind of line up yeah different cultures if I could go back in time to one time I honestly probably would choose the Bering Strait to be able to walk across that thing would be so cool with saber-toothed tigers and dude I mean how cool would that be is there any movies based on the Bering Strait I don't know like imagine that movie like a story like you had to cross it crossing this and you have the you build like a bunch of stories of animals that are across that would be fun that would be crazy
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And they can't understand it. No. They can't duplicate. That's the crazy thing to me is that like some things they're like, yeah, we can't explain it at all. We're not going to look into it at all. Yeah.
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Yeah, so they can't, like, they can't do parks or anything, like, with their stuff because he's, like, he owns all of it. Guess what Louie is worth. Oh, man. Say a bill. $500 million. $700 million.
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True. But also, I mean, a lot of animals just lived differently back then, too.
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Also, not all of them, but also some animals, you know, evolved over time.
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I love when we accept that God's created this universe, but then we're just like, how do you get those animals there, though? How do you call a bunch of animals to one place? That's crazy.
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Yeah. It's too bad. Dude, if you had to bring your pet on to the Noah's Ark. If you had to own one animal on Noah's Ark, that's yours. That's yours. What would you choose? You had to bunk with one.
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Just a velociraptor on your bunk bed.
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We should do a pod on the ark. We should ask him.
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That'd be awesome. While we eat ham.
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Nice. But yeah.
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What do you guys think of Atlantis? I don't know anything about it. I love the movie. 8 out of 10 movie, for sure.
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But don't you think, I mean, like, I mean, no matter what we tell fun stories, but like just an idea of a theory. It's like when we take certain things that if they could be true and if everyone believed them, it would be bad news for the deep state of government, whatever. Like, you know, like let's just throw out the idea of Atlantis. Let's just make a silly kids movie.
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So it's very fantasy filled. It's not real. Come on. But like it makes you wonder.
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He's like, you know what? We need to hire an animator to do one of our intros. And it's our characters in the style of Bluey, but it's like, Josh!
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Yeah, so let's go down that road, too, as well. Why do all these countries agree on this one piece of land?
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I don't care if it's usable or not. I want the land. If I'm a king or a dictator or something, and no one's there to take it, guess what? We just send a large army prepared down there, and we just sit.
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He said, we are all in danger. It is evil itself.
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That would be so fun.
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We can figure that out.
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Ooh, yeah. I mean, you're going to look like yourself, though. It's going to be in style of bluey animation, which I think we could AI that. We'll have to see.
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The teachings is what remains sometimes. We're like saying with the Gobekli is like people found the teachings still and still call upon or whatever. I don't know because it's talking about roaming the earth still to the end of the day. What was your question?
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If the fallen angels were all taken out, then how do we still have some? But if they're more spiritual creatures, something that's not physical...
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Could you imagine if we recorded Ninjas of Butterflies free audio version for Spotify? It's just us reading the Bible. It's just me messing up all the names. Yeah, we mispronounce every single thing. But we do the pigeon translation, the Jesus book. Yeah, yeah. That would be great.
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Don't let us guess. I feel like it's more than that. I'm going to guess 11.8 million.
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Me. Me. Me and Josh together.
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Why are we adding music behind this guy?
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Andy, usually you have to be dressed for the audio recordings.
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No. The stuff you talked about in Antarctica was the stuff that you teased last week, right? Yeah. Okay, cool.
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Tuesday.
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Hey, Tuesday. We could potentially have a guest. Oh, that's true. Oh, let me see. Golly, I just was about to say something. I completely spaced now. Oh, nope. Just completely lost it again. Was that something to do with Patreon? No, this is all real. It has something to do with Patreon. I can't remember.
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No. Oh, the Mothman. Yes. The reason why I thought of that is because we asked on Patreon just like, what are some topics that we've never talked about? You were like, why have you not talked about these? And Mothman came up a lot. But also, so if you go to Patreon, even if you join as a free member, you can still add your two cents in there. Yeah. Give us some suggestions.
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Well, we're going to talk about it next week.
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We'll call them and they'll give us a 30-second pitch on Mothman. Yeah.
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I learned... Other things as well, that Atlantis isn't in Antarctica. And we shouldn't trust our government.
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Oh, you're not going to like this. Okay. What did we say at the beginning of the episode that they had to stick around for? It's the big moment.
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I love a rainbow. Not the rainbow.
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That just proves. Just do what you love. Figure out how to make money on it.
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That's it. Everyone's unsubscribing right now.
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No, I think it's more specific with a rainbow. Like, I love a rainbow. It's like, ew, like that one? Not that one. I love the rainbow. The rainbow is a thing. As a whole. I love rainbow. Maybe Rachel's just really into like one specific rainbow.
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Maybe. Maybe.
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Tell him I said hey. Tell him I said hey.
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Sorry, guys.
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Wait. First of all, I talked to her. She didn't think they were free. She thought we still have a subscription. We canceled it. Oh.
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I'm not mad I missed out on that Miss Rachel stuff. No, it's the rainbow. Oh.
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I love that she started this podcast off a long time ago with making fun of me about reading. I mean, listening to audiobooks. It's true. And now look at Miss Audible over there.
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There's a waiting line. If anything, it should be like you can only listen to one at a time, maybe. But that's dingus behavior. It is. Thank you. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Even Paramount Plus, I'm trying to watch the Golden Globes. They say, hey, go watch it on Paramount Plus or CBS. I download, get a free month trial for Paramount Plus just to watch the Golden Globes.
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It's the rainbow.
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And then they say, actually, it's only on Paramount Plus Showtime.
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A rainbow or the rainbow? A rainbow. We're going to get to the bottom of this before the end of the episode. So stick around, guys, because you are not going to want to miss that.
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You know what? Go ahead. You're going to do whatever you want to do.
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Hey, you guys can stay married for another year.
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Yeah, that's bad lyrics. Yeah, we didn't want to bring attention to it. Sorry. Thank you for mentioning it. Yeah. I grew up.
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Beastie Boys are...
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I don't want to just dive into it, but I can't tell you how big of a Beastie Boys fan I am. Don't get me started on the BBs.
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I'll answer it. I'm not afraid to answer it. I would say yeah. Oh. I think you know my heart on this issue, guys. I mean, we've talked about this before. Yeah, it's definitely important to me.
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I know, man. Listen, I feel like she's just self-centered sometimes.
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I bet you think they're all pirates, don't you?
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Go easy on the people of Somalia, Lily. Yeah, go easy on the people of Somalia. And maybe we'll consider it. And maybe we'll think about taking it easy.
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Wow. Well done, you guys. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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There's a creator. Go ahead.
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Got to find the parking lot.
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It's like a list of hurricane names, I'm sure.
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Oh my gosh.
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Well, it was because it took so long. Everywhere was busy.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What happens to your soul if you kill the Pope?
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It's a fight to the death.
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Yeah, it's going to start doing it.
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What's her cosmic destiny?
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Oh, yeah. I remember.
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Do you guys remember the computer thing where it was like, Peter, please, or something like that? Yeah.
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And my cousin got me so bad. I swear I didn't sleep for a week.
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You type in the answer, but it automatically types in. It's like going against whatever you're doing and types in the prompt.
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They do. We didn't order it, though.
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How's he doing?
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You know what I think it was? I think that they use the same oil. They don't change out their oil or something.
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How does your brain send signals to a plate?
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Oh, my gosh. This is so Black Mirror.
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Because they store things in there. Exactly.
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What tree were they cutting down?
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Just as a joke. That's not funny.
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Oh, good.
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Is it really pretty there or something? Is it like a mountain town?
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No, it's always a freaking boys trip.
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Just you guys and your boys.
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I've never been invited. I've never been to a boys trip.
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But there was an earthquake. No, it's not a real invitation. Wait, what? It's not a real invitation. I said, you're his wife.
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No about me being invited. Continue.
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I thought you loved me.
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That's crazy.
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Of molasses?
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You have to do a parasite cleanse right now.
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Right. They just rushed it.
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What a terrible way to go.
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Yeah, I can imagine there was a big lawsuit.
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Yeah.
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It just smells like burning sugar, like somebody's burning sugar. Yeah. Oh, no.
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When did you realize that?
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If we were ever speaking of pooping, if we were ever constipated, my grandmother would give us molasses.
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A spoonful of molasses.
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if it worked.
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I'm having a wonderful dinner time.
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Go to question. I'm going to relax. The great molasses flood of 1919. Okay, this is from my friend Whitney on Goodreads.
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Oh. That's fast. Yeah. Fast flow of molasses.
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It just... That's nuts.
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Because it's so dense.
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And he did die, though?
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It's so heavy. Oh, my gosh.
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What do you think the guys in the factory are doing while this is happening? They're like, oh, no.
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Oh, no. Okay. Pretend you're captured by a troll. You're in a fairytale bridge. Ow. You need to cross the bridge. He says, answer these riddles three.
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Oh. Yeah, so that's... We're really hating on Salta Fry over here, but listen. Well, I'll probably go back sometime. I won't. It was just... It was a bad weekend.
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Okay. But instead, it's the way that you go free is if you win a game of trivia.
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No. No. But you get to choose the subject.
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What type of trivia do you choose? But realize if you choose an easy subject, the troll might win.
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Because they might know more about it than you do.
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You're both playing trivia against each other.
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That's the whole point of the troll.
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This is a different type of troll.
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Let me go look at what Whitney said.
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There's a strategy to it. Where is she?
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You don't have to think about it or you want to make it up. Okay, wait. Uh...
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Pretend you get captured by a troll or something similar and he will let you go free but you have to beat him in a game of trivia. What type of trivia do you choose? You could pick something obscure that you're uniquely good at or you could go with something simple you know you won't get wrong.
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Is it the same every time?
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It doesn't matter what you're putting out.
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They might like this show and they might listen to us hating on it. Hey, we love you.
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Andy, you're walking around with a dirty...
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It's an excellent gluten-free option.
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Was it the 80s?
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I thought it was the 90s.
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You don't know anything about animals.
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What's a kangaroo?
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Yeah, you actually know an insane amount. That's so wide, though.
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They're making so much World War II content right now.
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On Netflix. Too much. And Josh was watching a new thing all of a sudden. And he's like, can I tell you a story from it? Worst story I've ever heard.
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That's all he had to tell me. I can't even remember. It's like, oh, he killed his mom. But he didn't do it.
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It wasn't his fault at all.
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I want to send what I said. That's why I said that.
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That's where you end of the story.
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That's terrible.
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Long story short. I'm just like, thank you for telling me that story.
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I'm going to go take a bath now.
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Yeah. Where's the honor in a drone bombing? Not that there's honor in bombing at all.
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But a drone specifically. Yeah.
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That's pretty good.
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Brother.
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Demi said bro. Bro.
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She's the funniest girl.
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Oh my gosh.
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Wait, I can't move on. I have to get this.
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Do you remember your first blackhead or zit?
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I do.
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I remember.
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My mom was like, you have to get that. And I was like, no, I'm scared it'll hurt. hooked change your life i'm hooked got the good stuff it's the worst i don't get it women's fascination let me pop that stop i i tried to get one on lily the other day i know she wouldn't let me i'm like a teenager again i'm just like getting acne it's terrible and he wanted to get it no
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What is that going to do? Does it affect us at all? Are we going to get massive waves?
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Wait, what happened?
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Because it's my treasure.
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They all died?
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Isn't that what happened to Kennedy? Ted Kennedy? The brother.
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They all went unconscious on the plane.
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That's so mysterious.
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I absolutely adore this woman. And we same. We were out with our girlfriends for someone's birthday. I remember walking around downtown my door after to like just walk off the food we ate. Yeah. And Kelsey's giving us a story about she's like, you you just have to seize opportunities and stop and smell the roses. That's what life's all about.
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Sorry. Oh, my gosh. Good luck getting me on a plane these days, you guys.
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In the Bible? Yeah.
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Amazing.
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And she's like, let me tell you a story about when I did that one time. And she's like, Andy and I were on a date. We were walking up and we were going to fork. And it was either walk past the salted fry or go down the train tracks. And they said, you guys said, what are we doing? Of course, always walk the train tracks. Walk the path less traveled.
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They're getting rowdy in accounting.
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What are you talking about?
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Wow, that'd be wild.
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Isn't it amazing that in Mesoamerica, like literally it hadn't even been a day and they're like, we've started killing people.
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And she goes, sure enough, we saw a toad. And that was the highlight of her story. And then she said that she texted us the other day and said, you guys went on another date downtown. And she said, guess what? We saw the toad. The same toad again.
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Well, also like a little bit more exploratory and if you did more research, like if there was something he was after instead of like... Look at this.
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That's wild. Is that where the Orthodox and the Catholic Church started to depart was through this argument or was that later?
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They say that the Holy Spirit is...
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That was... So good. Have you heard that? No, I don't know that song.
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It's almost like when that movement happened, we were just like so eager to claim our own understanding or whatever, like in what we we got from the scriptures alone.
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That we thought, let's throw all this history out the window.
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I know. Invalidate it. What's interesting, what I loved about... I think we talked about this on Patreon last week, but we saw a clip of an Orthodox guy arguing with a Catholic woman. They were in high positions or whatever. And his argument was... At that whole Nicaea thing when they're talking about the creed, do not add or take away from it.
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And when the Catholic Church insisted on changing verbiage from the creed, he said that that exact movement is what caused years and years of issues in the Catholic Church.
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and like a lot of hideous things to happen we always want to change everything don't we but isn't it you guys are talking about how it says in scripture too though it says do not add or take away a single syllable and they changed it and that's disobedience it is can't get away from that what are you going to say to that Pope Leo just kidding we wish you luck we're actually having the Pope on the podcast next week hmm
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That'll be great. He actually kind of looks like him.
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These critters are real.
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Don't say that.
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Trivia.
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Oh, wow.
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Do any of our listeners play in sporting events?
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What's that?
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How was your concert?
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Wow, that's amazing.
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A banana in the Savannah.
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Are they from Savannah?
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Sorry?
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What was it that you said before? Did you hear that? What?
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You said have peace.
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Are you just grouchy because you had to listen to Kid Rock?
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You're not even articulating it correctly.
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No, you have grammatical issues.
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What hatred? I don't. I want peace.
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I don't think you can read.
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Read.
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You guys are projecting. We're not projecting anything.
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Didn't we already talk about him?
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Does he fulfill the prophecy at all? Or no, because he didn't say Peter?
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No. Are you offended by that? I am not.
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Pass. There's no pass. Yes or no, Will.
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I'm unwilling. Should white people just stop, Lil? Make a decision. One, two, three. Yes or no? Go! No.
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Don't play dumb, Lily. You know what they are needing to stop at.
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This is going to... Do you have any idea how many lives you endangered by answering that question?
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No, yeah, dominate. Yeah, we dominate. The white people dominate. Is that what you said, right? That's what you said. Running red lights and hurting people.
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Lil, please don't deflect. What is she trying to do? She was trying to gaslight you. I don't know why. This isn't a gaslighting session.
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She doesn't want white people specifically, which is, you know, race traitor. I mean, come on. You don't want white people to stop at stop signs.
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Where are they going? I don't know. Probably somewhere important. Probably. Probably to an adoption center, I'd imagine. Well, I guess you guys are here first.
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It is. It's actually hot in here. There's definitely one comment. Go to 16 minutes. That's when the real podcast starts.
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You didn't really scare me. I was just acting like that. I was acting. I don't really get scared. No, it's not a big deal.
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You're right.
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The way you did it. I don't know what I did. I'm just talking about... Yeah, so break it down. New Year's Day. Yeah. There's a big party happening. There was a football game happening, right, in New Orleans. I think it was just New Year's parties. Yeah, but there was a game going on, too. Oh, really? Yeah, a college game.
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Yeah, see, I heard that when I first saw it, I don't know, it may have been early, but he was trying to attempt to, but I didn't hear about any deaths. That's crazy, man.
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Or it was a planned thing between them. I don't know. That's strange, man. That's not something you just pass by. Whether it has anything to do with it or not, very small coincidence.
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It's not a jacket. It's a jacket. Yeah, active.
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I'm really curious if the families are going to be interviewed, which they should be. I'm sure they would. Yeah. And just what more comes out about it because it's so early now. But it's like, that just seems so strange.
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Well, you think that's, you think, I mean, there was a statement, the shot of the Tesla, Elon, the shot of the Tesla on fire with like the Trump, Like there's an iconic photo of it already. Like, it's just like, it just seems so symbolic of, you know, like definitely viewpoints. A lot of people have in this world. So like, I don't know.
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Just a big coincidence. It's on the same day, the beginning of the year. It's,
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This too. This deuce too shall pass.
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But it just seems... A little like... Operation Northwood?
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That's the one we did with JFK in it.
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Yes, we are.
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Yeah.
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This was on the Sean Ryan show.
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But it reminds me of that last week episode you talked about the Area 51 secret, the prediction of I can't tell you this until 2025. Yeah, yeah. Like, there's just so much symbolism with this year, and it already seems wacky and full of conspiracy, and we were just talking about it earlier, and yet we've stopped talking about the drones and the UFOs.
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As soon as Christmas hit, we're just not covering it. We're not addressing it. We're not naming it. We don't know what it is.
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If it's not Blu-ray, please don't come over. It's just weird, man. We're so desensitized as a society. We just move on. And we're all the same. I'm doing it, too. It's crazy.
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She loves Taco Bell. Golly. What's wrong with that? I give her what she wants.
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But why are they? We're punishing the people. Yeah. Because you're not getting answers.
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I think it's both. I think it's because they 100% were desensitized because it's just nothing shocks us anymore.
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And if it does, it is such, it is, yeah, we're just.
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And that's what I'm saying. Like, oh, they won't care for long. We can do this. We're going to get away with it.
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And even if something does happen, they're just like, oh, wow, we thought this was going to be a big deal. Now they don't even care about it. Cool. Now we just get away with more. They could bend more rules.
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You're 70 years old and you have a whole room dedicated to your drink. I saw one girl on TikTok. She was like, they had autism back then. They just didn't call them that. Just give them everyone nicknames. Gomer Pyle. She's like that. She's like, oh, that's no look Sally. She's got to just close her eyes every time she crosses the street. That's weird. She's silly.
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Cool. We surprised them right before Christmas. That was honestly their favorite Christmas gift was the couch we got.
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Man. Dude, if they're just pranking us, I'm going to be so mad.
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You got scared for nothing.
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I finally did it. I may live in a double-wide, but I've got a couch that doesn't go up against a wall. That was always the sign of being rich. I've heard that. It's like if you have a couch that doesn't go up against a wall or if you have nothing on top of your fridge, we still have a ton of junk on our fridge.
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It's really kind of freaky.
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I don't think he realizes how freaky he comes off of. Like how weird this is to the normal person.
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Hey, as long as you're a likable person, people will be like, I get it.
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It's a million dollars. I'm surprised it took you this long. Dude, that's what Squid Games is like. I just finished season two of Squid Games, and it's just one of those things where like, Because they give an option this time where after each game, they get to vote whether they all leave with the money that they've gained and split it equally or continue the game.
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Yep, you guys are. And I feel really bad for you.
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And it's just crazy how you see, like, I just need a little bit more money and I'll be done. And then the one more game, you're like... I mean, that one was kind of easy. We could do it one more, right? And it's just like, that's just such a toxic way of thinking.
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Oh, yeah. I don't doubt it.
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Not yet. I thought about watching it with the girls because they love watching some of his stuff on YouTube. They love it. Is it appropriate?
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In the bio, we have a GoFundMe for the Hoopers.
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At that point, you got to talk with your kid like, this is our minimum, okay? Anything below this, you stick around. Dude, that's so funny.
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Money changes people.
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It's on Netflix?
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I'm going to start watching that tonight. I've heard it's pretty good. It's spooky. It's dark. That's what I was wondering. Made well? Oh, very well. Oh, cool. Anybody we know in it? There's kind of smaller actors. Cool.
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Well, there's that one English guy.
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Did you know that he apparently had a terrible accent and everyone was afraid to tell him?
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He was so mad after. Yeah, it's like, come on! But I do love it. It's still...
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Super crazy.
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Everyone go watch it.
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Smart. Yeah. Eminem's got Demi to go potty. Like within two weeks, I think.
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Easy.
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You know what it's about.
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Yeah. They have a plan, right? In their dream. A loose plan. And they'll try to execute and we'll see. Okay. I can't wait to watch it. It's crazy though. Yeah.
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Okay. Good to know. Big themes. I had a lot of entertainment taken in during the Christmas holiday. Yeah, we heard. It was kind of nice. It was kind of nice. I feel like I haven't watched it.
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Do you like it? Yeah.
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Yeah. It's pretty awesome. I enjoyed it a lot. How did he talk?
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Now this is, that was a treat. It wasn't a right. It was a privilege. Okay.
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Four years he's been working on it.
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I would think he was. I don't understand how it was pretty incredible. And Bob Dylan doesn't play like a normal person. Yeah. So it's kind of crazy. And the harmonica, everything. He's so good.
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Yeah.
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Same thing with Walk the Line, same director. Yeah. I mean, you have Joaquin Phoenix actually sing the music, Reese Witherspoon, and it killed it. Like, it just was so good. I was telling Josh, I'm like, I would have loved Joaquin Phoenix to show up as Johnny Cash.
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I'm like, just a cameo? Please, that'd be so great.
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I know there's a specific time Johnny Cash really did look that thin and handsome and stuff, but there's so much more rugged times you see him a little heavier too. It's not what I'm used to seeing. Super good movie.
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And she's like, no girl, go get you some.
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I'm around there too.
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It's a great one to put on the background though. I will tell you that last...
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Why are you doing that to yourself? That's your own fault.
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And also, I'm going to be Willy Wonka. I'm going to do this drama. I can't imagine the discipline of an actor where it's like, I'm getting up and I'm practicing a voice for two hours, and then I'm going to go work out. It's such a weird concept.
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See, things like that. It's like, how do you do that, man? That takes a lot of talent. His name is Paul. Paul Atreides. Yes. People are saying, is he going to have the Leo arc? Like how Leo started so young and people who's kind of back and forth, but then he's just going to keep getting bigger and bigger.
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That is the worst take of all time.
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I'll say it. I don't know. I'll say it. I don't know. Denzel got in nothing.
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No, I told Kelsey about it because she's like, I really like this Timothee Chalamet guy. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I've heard it's pretty rough. It's the roughest. And I love Steve Carell and I love him. I want to watch it again one day.
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I love experiencing new movies, man. It's just the absolute best. Just going in and like, not like knowing everyone says this is a good movie and you don't know anything about it is like literally one of my favorite things to do.
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Oh yeah. Thanks catcher.
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When Channing Tatum actually hits his head against the mirror, that was not planned, and he literally busted open his whole forehead. It was crazy. That's a sad movie. But it's so good. Steve Carell, Mark Ruffalo, Channing Tatum, and it's based on a complete true story, which is... creepy and bonkers.
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That had to have been my mom or dad. Yeah, they were like, ugh. Dude, I saw that by myself, and I'm like, I'm a huge wrestling fan. I've always heard of the Von Erich brothers, but I didn't know anything about their story. So I went in. I was like, a wrestling movie with Zac Efron and all these people? I'm like, this is going to be great. I'm like, this is going to be awesome.
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It's tough whenever you just have so many bowls and you're like, I'm pretty sure all these have been thrown up at one point. Yeah. But here's the salad.
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I literally was being so triggered. I was like, this is so hard to watch.
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I still haven't seen that. You would love that one. That one I wish I could watch again for the first time. That one was so fun.
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That's all it is. It's just recycled food. Tell me you guys don't just throw that stuff away. You're just keeping the fridge, right? What do you think your food processor's for? Freezer bags.
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to bob dylan all these people dressing so crazy it's like do you see any band in the 80s i can't believe he won a nobel prize for literature and didn't show up and didn't show up he's the only only uh artist song was only artist to ever get a nobel peace prize yeah for literature yeah it's crazy that's how good a songwriting was it really was incredible yeah it was crazy yeah
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It freaked me out how many times I've heard his songs covered by other people. I'm like, oh, I knew that. I'm like, oh, I didn't know he wrote that.
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It's wild.
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Only milk in this, huh?
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I told her, just get done milking the cows.
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Yeah, I remember you telling me that.
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Why won't Josh dance? Because he's dead. He's dead. I've never heard you say that. Lower your heads as we pray. That'd be so good. So yeah, that's still my answer. Nice. I love how like Andy Kaufman actually had a video of himself at his funeral. He's like, I'm dead. And so when he's saying it's like the children's songs he used to sing, and the cow goes moo.
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And like he had everyone in the crowd sing. He's like, I want everybody to sing it.
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So subtle. But they brought him back for the hangover, too, at the end for the reception.
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So I probably would pick... Oh, man. What would be a good one? Bye-bye-bye. Bye-bye-bye would be good. Backstreet Boys. Yeah. I don't know, man. That's... It's the end of the world by REM. Maybe it'd be funny.
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It's kind of sad.
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I love those like really like outcasts. Hey, it's apparently a pretty sad song lyrics wise. What? Yeah. And it's like, it's all about like, you just want to hear the chorus. You just want to dance. But it's like, it's literally talking about like terrible breakup, like love and hate and all these things.
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oh yeah yeah it's crazy that'd be a good one i would do a dude have you you've heard of herbie hancock right yeah yeah dude watermelon man would be my song flagged oh yeah it literally is it starts off really weird like that they've gotten crazy instruments but it's like a seven minute song and people just be really confused i feel like that would be a funny prank if you just
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If that was the goal, I'd do Chocolate Rain.
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If that's what we do, if we take the score of Swiss Army Man, because it's just a score.
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So we plan your whole funeral to go the ups and downs of the movie. So it's like the sad parts is when everyone's crying and stuff. But then we do, you know, like and then like we pick you up and like we get a Bernie's you kind of puppet. Yeah, that'd be great.
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Totally depends. For what?
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Forever. You have to pick one. I'm doing lime. Yeah.
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Yeah, of course. Lime goes with so much more than lemon.
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Oh, it hasn't even sent yet. Dude, don't even start. It hasn't even sent yet.
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It's just you two.
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Now it's a club.
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Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. I'm glad you're showing this. Okay. Are you ready?
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Oh, that's terribly bad news, because I, for one, am abundant in mental wealth. You're abundant in mental wealth? How do you get to that point, Andy?
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Josh pooped his pants in the booth. We had to literally clean this whole thing out. Servpro, you guys remember, came in here, cleaned it all up. It was like the worst disaster, and they've cleaned up. Worst disaster they've ever seen, they said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they clean up crime scenes. Yeah.
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I mean, that's pretty much it. What's the little fish? Is it the sucker fish? I'm going to send one more. How did they get it out of there? That doesn't say. He just became a friend. This is crazy. I thought this was what you were going to show. This happened this week in Texas.
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And these guys are on the boat with their dog. And so watch this video. It is so, I mean, I can't imagine being in this scenario. Are you ready? Yep. Three, two, one. If you want to speed through, you can, but golly, dude.
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Yeah, that huge storm coming.
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Yeah, I mean, the thing is, people were commenting, I don't see life jackets on the dog or the guys. So even jumping in would be scary.
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How terrifying.
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I mean, just helpless. Absolutely helpless out there.
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unless you're praying bro ain't no one else gonna come please help oh my gosh dude so good so good oh did you guys see those uh airplanes all the airplane attacks that are happening right now All the faulty airplanes. Dude, there's like five cases in America right now. One got shot in Texas as it was taking off. Someone shot the wing of it. Why?
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And then there's one in Air Canada had a wing blow up on fire. Someone had a video of it. They had a crash landing. South Korea had a big one, too. Yeah, South Korea. There's so many happening right now. It's super weird. It's like they're trying to scare us out of the sky or something.
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Was that the last time they were... Cleaned out when they were installed.
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That's what I'm saying. I'm like, this is happening way too regularly. The South Korean one was terrible. Yeah, super sad. Awful.
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Not a good time to be in the air. Nope. Definitely not a good time to be an astronaut either. They're still up there. Dude.
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No. Do you remember? Yes. This is like a Mandela effect that's happening.
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They're like, oh, we're going to rescue them. Cool.
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I saw another post. She's not looking great. Like, as far as, like, you see, like, when she got there in, like, June, like, it just looks like it's wearing on her, like, a ton. And also, they had a conspiracy because they had Christmas decorations. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one. And Christmas hats and stuff like that. And they're like, well, we hope you have a Merry Christmas.
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They're like, wait a minute. You weren't planning to be up there till Christmas. So my thing is they probably have, they probably have like a box for things, but I'm like, or they were handmade decorations. No, but it was, it was super funny. But, um, yeah, dude, it's super scary. I can't imagine what it's like. Just like, we're just, we're not picking you up. We'll see you next year.
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Also, did you hear about that congresswoman that was found? She was missing? No. Oh, dude, this is crazy. Okay, so it's in the state of Texas. She's this congresswoman. She's been missing for six months. She has an incredibly important position. Her name is Kay Granger. Very important decision in Congress. Missing for six months, and she is found in a dementia clinic in a nursing home. What?
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So... People knew where she was, but didn't report because they wanted to continue things without her.
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And so like, I mean, you think about not even just like democracy as a whole, like just like people not get like because people are running it instead of the person they elected. Right. And so she was just in this clinic dealing. And then she came out and she did a speech.
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And it was almost incoherent. Like it was very just like you could tell something's off, but it's just.
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And hopefully no one notices this. Isn't that nuts?
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Probably the nicest guy in the world. He is. He's so nice. You made him sound like a smoker.
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Yeah.
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We knew we knew you were lying.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it was like almost ageist. It was like, how dare you? Like, he's our president. Why would you? It's like, listen, presidents have declining health. We've seen this before.
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It's just wild. It's just such a, I don't know. I think I should run for office. I'm going to fix this. I think you should, yeah. Golly, man. I just have a passion for it. Speaking of running for office. Oh, wait. Does running for office actually, like, you have to run?
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A little bit.
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Fixed. How do you like them, apples? Oh. Apples, quantum. Isaac Newton. Apple falls from the tree. Tree has roots. Roots are in the ground.
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That's a gazebo effect. Yeah. Yeah. Gazebo effect.
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Yeah, for Google. Oh, my goodness, dude.
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Got it. So this is a technology... that we could have in our phones or on our computers? Or is it going to look physically different?
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Yes. And so we've never done that. We've never filmed. I mean, we never released a botched episode.
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I don't know. Probably someone in Antarctica.
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So I'm always going to be able to have the perfect Instagram caption.
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We talked about a song.
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Yeah, dude. Because that power is going to be in a chip in your head one day. That's going to be an option. Something like that. I'm just like, ugh. That's crazy, man. That's absolutely wild. Did you guys hear about the OpenAI news?
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Dude, the whistleblower that came out two months ago towards OpenAI, he's dead. Apparently, he was suicidal. It was a suicide. Real suicide. No foul play. Two months after, he came out and talked to OpenAI about how they're breaking copyright laws. There's a lot of weird stuff they're doing. And it just happens. Just be gone now. Super weird. Yeah.
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Yeah, that was crazy. And we did a really great song on Jimmy Carter's death. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah, that was a really good song.
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I don't like the darkness of this new technology world, man, because it's such a powerful thing and it's the future, and so everyone's trying to control it, and it's getting ugly.
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Oh, I don't doubt it.
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Yeah, so they're like doing the astral projection kind of stuff.
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And is it like AI where it's one of those things where if it's uploaded, you can't put it back in the box? You can't just destroy something like that?
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That's a scary thing. I tell you who does know.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. I saw one guy arguing with chat GPT very politely, very slowly. And it was basically the chat GPT said, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't do this. And it's like, he broke down the fact that you said, I'm sorry, that it requires an emotion. And so it's either you do feel emotion or you lied to me or like, so like, like, and so it's going this back and forth.
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And then he gets the AI thing to admit, but like, so you lied to me. And he said, yes. Yeah. So it's like, so right then, right there.
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Dude, this feels like, you know, the beginning of I Am Legend where they have just like a normal TV interview and the girls are talking about the virus and everything's chill. I feel like this is the video that's going to be playing in the documentary about quantum computers 50 years from now. They're like, little do they know at this time, everything will change.
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It's knowledge. It's just we want more power and we want more knowledge. And that's been literally the problem since the Garden of Eden.
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We just want knowledge. We just want to know more. I just want to know everything. It's like, when is enough enough? Can we not just focus on the things that we have right now?
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Is that just the YouTube video? It has to be. That's so funny. There's daddy with peaches on it. What was that? I was like, yeah, because that has to be the recording.
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That's a screen share off of Andy's phone. No, that's weird. It's so weird. Who's that?
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I mean, maybe not the technology that we have today, but it couldn't have been something like that, like a ritual to a false god who Satan allowed miracles to happen, allowed certain knowledge to be shared so that. And then it's like, okay, no.
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Like, what is that?
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Yeah, we've never done a full song on Patreon. I know. So this is perfect.
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Yeah. I mean, that's the goal.
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I don't know. That's a, Tower of Babel is a really fascinating story. It is. Cause it's like, what did, what does that mean? Yeah. You know, it's just,
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But speaking of song. Speaking of songs, we actually do release some of our behind-the-scenes footage on Patreon of us practicing songs sometimes. Thank you for that transition, Josh. Yeah, of course. And so that's just, I mean, it's really great because you get a lot of behind-the-scenes content. Probably not as much as you'd like, but still all the same.
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Yes, you've never heard of it. No, I haven't. Oh, it's a great little drink you can have every day that really sparks your mind up in a healthy way.
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Should we just go there and be like the first good podcast?
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Dude, it freaks me out so much. Because they had the interview with an ex-leader on 60 Minutes, right? Or a current leader. I don't know.
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It's like so scary.
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No. I watched a little bit of the interview as well, and they talked about how it was even a psychological tactic because people were in Lebanon not even turning on their air conditioners.
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They refused because they just were so scared.
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People would love it. It streams directly to Patreon. People would love that. It would be canceled real quick. I know. I didn't know they were allowed to come nude into the office every day. That's weird. Just sitting naked every day at my computer.
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Yeah, it's like, so that's just a, that's everybody. Everybody in the whole country like would just be terrified. Yeah. Oh, I hate it so much. Not fun. No, dude. I wish I could punch that massage in the face, dude.
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Yeah. That's his long bit.
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I know.
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There's actual people doing real jobs. Actually trying just to survive and really run a company. And we're just in here naked typing on a computer.
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That's what he wants you to think. Don't speak in absolutes, okay? Very nice. Very nice. My wife. Also, you said on the Patreon episode, everyone's got to watch the movie. It's so funny. It's like, no. It's not appropriate. I mean, it's funny, but I'm saying it's not.
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Don't watch funny movies with your kids.
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It's a really inappropriate movie.
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No, it's called Borat. Super bad. It's around the same time they came out, but this one's Borat.
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Anything that's real like that, I have to watch because it's just... People don't do that anymore, man. I think live people's reactions are so funny.
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Dude, yeah, in town. Here?
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He's dating a girl from Mount Dora.
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Steve-O hit on the pod. Dude, that'd be crazy.
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Thanks. It was like RFK, but without the breaks in between. Thank you.
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A fog? Never met her. It was weird when we drove up to Nashville for November. It was from Florida all the way to Nashville. Complete fog the whole time. I'm like, how do I not get out of this? It was crazy.
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oh you're not one of those people and and when florida came out they're like they're banning weather manipulation stuff and it's like what when did we vote for you to say yes to that what are we doing so it's like obviously they're doing it of course they are what if they did like some like legal jargon to where it's like vote yes for solar it's like oh yeah solar and like
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Dude, I can't wait for 2030.
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Okay. Man. That's not it. Okay.
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Yeah. Shall thou not never do always unto thee never. Yeah. I mean, actually.
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And we got SundayCoolSwag.com if you want any Ninjas merch. We got hats. We got some new socks coming out. Wait, isn't it? Yeah, look at those. They have a little pink band on it. My wife already stole mine. It's great. So go to SundayCoolSwag.com. Get your stuff today. And if you go to Patreon.com and become a patron... You get discount codes year round, baby. So go see that.
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Josh, did you hear the news that they released this week? What? Well, it's crazy because we have, you know, the baby boomer generation. We have Gen X. We have millennial. We have Gen Alpha. Yeah. Gen Z. Gen Z, Gen Alpha. What's the next one? Well, guess what? What? I'm not even giving you time to guess. Okay. We are now in the new era, a new generation. No.
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Do all that stuff. What was the question? Song at your funeral. Not lemon or lime. Song at your funeral. Song at your funeral. Comment that below. Yep. Love you guys. Love you. Bye. Bye.
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If you're born in 2025 to 2039, guess what your generation's called. Tell me, Andy. I don't know. It's called Generation Beta.
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Just a tiny little shot of all healthy ingredients, and you'll have your mind reeling with energy and clean, heavy lifting.
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When they pretend they're transforming to wolves, the furries.
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They send the questions, Lily. They're the ones that send the questions, Lil. You think we just sit here 30 minutes before we film the podcast and say, yo, we need a question. Let's come up with something. And we just spitball a bunch of terrible ideas until we land on one that's not as terrible? We don't do that. We don't do that. That would be insane.
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Check your mouth. Open wide. My mouth?
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And there's thousands. And we only could do one episode a week. And so we have to go through all of them and prioritize them.
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And this changes the world. Because you, believe it or not, whether you like it or not, Lily, you're an influential creator on the app of YouTube. Well said. Spotify. I know. And Facebook. Inflential. Inflential. You're very influential. And you have the potential to change the world. And you get to do that through this segment, Lil.
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You know I have thoughts about this.
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I mean, I think we... No offense, I think we start with the... The whitest person? I mean, your words, not mine.
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I don't think so. Let's do a quick pan over to us real quick. Look at our skin tone. And then back to Lily. We're not going to edit anything.
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Do mothers really deserve a day?
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But I think if you paid like at the time, it was like ten thousand bucks. They would teach you how to build a boat and you would build a sailboat and then you could sail it away because you own the sailboat.
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Yeah.
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Well, what do you think? Do mothers really deserve a day?
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Oh, boy.
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Because obviously we're talking about a day that is the worst day ever. Where your children are taken from you and the world's on fire.
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Armageddon. A day of Armageddon. And that's sad because I don't think mothers deserve a day like that.
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I don't know why, why are you saying that? Because you're a mother. And you think you deserve a day like that? I don't think you deserve a day like that. But apparently, maybe you think other mothers deserve a day like that? Is that what she's saying? Not her, but other mothers.
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All the other mothers. That's what she's insinuating. That's insane.
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It is what you said.
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Yeah. But apparently you want that for mothers? That's what she's saying. That's what she's saying. Big hit comedy podcast. Well, I guess happy Mother's Day, mothers. Lily doesn't think you deserve it. She thinks you deserve the opposite. That's what you're saying? No. That's what she said. That's what I heard.
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I think. That's a cheap boat. I'm just saying. That's awesome. I mean, because you build it.
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I was so close to doing it, but then I realized I get seasick. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hey, so some things are happening when this comes out. We're filming this on Tuesday, right?
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This comes out on Friday. That's a quick turnaround. That is a very quick turnaround. Two things are happening on Wednesday, which has already happened.
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May 7th. What's happening? We're, me and Andy, are on the... Everybody's Live with John Mulaney on Netflix!
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Just a phone call. Yeah, it's just a phone call. And there's no attachment to ninjas or butterflies. It's literally just going to say, Andy from Tavares, Florida. Yeah. And then potentially me. They said they might not have enough time for me.
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They're going to be talking about the real ID implementation, which was implemented on Wednesday. And we're talking conspiracy based stuff around it.
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Yeah, which is wild. So everyone go to Netflix and check that out.
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Yeah, we can talk about it now.
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But the second thing that's happening. Yeah. Then we'll talk about that. The second thing that's happening or happened on Wednesday is the beginning of Conclave.
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So the rest is over. The grieving part's over. The choosing of the new Pope. So when this comes out, there could potentially be a new Pope. And if his name is Peter.
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there will have been an emergency episode guaranteed yeah for sure oh yeah but what about this guy that's did you see the guy that is saying that he is the he's probably we're getting to that oh okay yeah he said his name is peter no it's not peter pettigrew he said the word peter the name the new peter the new peter oh we'll get to it we'll get to it come
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Yeah. Well, let's talk about real ID. Yes.
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2005 from the 9-11 commission hearings and stuff. So we got the 9-11 happened and then the Patriot Act passed, right? Which is basically spying on U.S. citizens, to put it bluntly, simply. Mm-hmm.
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And then in 2005, this thing got passed for, it's called Real ID, and it is a federalized identification system that everyone in the nation will have to have in order to, they said, basically fly domestically. But... They've been trying to pass this thing since the 80s.
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So from 1980s, they've been trying to federalize identification to no avail because they said it is bordering on like privacy issues, weighs heavily on like low income areas, just because getting a new ID and all that stuff, that's very, it's not easy. Yeah. Um, and then a terrorist attack happens and then a terrorist attack happens.
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No. And me and Andy were basically breaking it down on the show in two parts. He's talking about how much it resembles the Chinese, like the beginning of limitations of the Chinese social credit score.
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Which is nuts. Yeah. And because we're looking into it further. So basically the Chinese social credit score is, is a real thing. It's implemented in China. They had already passed a nationwide identification system. So everyone has something very similar to the real ID in China. The next step was the social credit score.
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and basically uh if you they gave like a list of things that happens um to lower your credit score so like uh court rulings so like refusing to pay debts criminal convictions traffic violations so i saw one thing jaywalking can ruin your social credit score and those cameras catch it all too everything yeah surveillance you just get a ticket in your mail a month later and you're like what
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Yeah, online speech or protest involvement.
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So that could just range from anything, really. That's so broad. Then unpaid taxes or fines.
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I think they, I think they have not, it's not there yet.
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Yeah. But if your credit score gets lowered, that bans you from, uh, flying on a plane, a train, sometimes even a bus, uh, It keeps you from enrolling your children in private schools, applying for certain jobs or promotions. This one was a crazy one. They can slow down your internet speed. Just little inconveniences to make your life miserable.
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And then public shaming via government lists or media alerts. So I saw this one thing where they literally have like a LED screen board like in this one city. And they just display faces and names like this person jaywalked like they're just a terrible person. And like it's like public shaming. Yeah, it's crazy. And so it's not the type of world we want to live in.
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And that's a far step from the real ID, but it is, I think, is a beginning step.
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Yeah. The beginning process of federalizing absolutely everything is, This is where my part, if I'm on the phone call at all, is talking about it's the laying the groundworks for a potential one world government, i.e. the Agenda 2030, which is one of their bullet points is digital ID.
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So they want the whole world to be under digital ID and eventually biometric identification, which I don't even know how you do that.
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Yeah.
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Oh, with the face scanning?
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Yeah, they've been collecting our biometric data already. You open your phone, it's scanning your face.
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To make payments, you scan your face.
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We see in China now, they have it to where you don't even have to have your wallet or phone with you. They have a camera that just scans your face and it pays for the stuff.
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Yeah, you walk into a store, you put, like, out of the 7-Eleven, you put something on the counter, and there's a camera, it scans your face, it's paid for. And so we already have all the tools and all the data.
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And obviously with AI on the rise, they can...
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When you're trying to get his attention, yeah.
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I might delete that. But also speaking of crazy things, Canada has a new prime minister. You saw it? No.
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Wait, because mermaids sing, so how would you sing to me to lure me into the water? Yeah, this is it. How would you lure Josh in there?
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So Trudeau's gone? Trudeau's gone. Okay. But this guy was not elected in. He was just put there. So Trudeau's out and this guy was basically just replaced him. Is he interim? Like is he just for a little while?
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Yeah. But I saw some clips and I don't know if it was like AI or deep fake, but he doesn't seem like he's all that.
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What's going on? He's a robot. He worked for the World Economic Forum. That's a big... Oh, boy. But I saw this clip, and if it's true, this is wild, but he's immediately starting to do things like all cars before the year 2000 will be basically illegal to drive in Canada in, I think... Like in a year or something? Or three years? What? Listen to this. And he also said getting rid of window tents.
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That will be like a federal charge. And trucks with lifts on them. You have to take them down. This guy got beef with cars?
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Again, I don't know if this was like an AI trick or something. Yeah. But I have heard him say other stuff. You're just like... Okay. Weird. Yeah. But it's all about becoming green. And it's like with the Paris Agreement. Is that what it is? I'm not sure. But California does that stuff too.
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And I don't know if this was, like, a major slip up, but his wife was basically – up there on stage before he came on and she said something like like and we're gonna make canada poor what yeah and everyone's like it was weird that was like an intrusive thought yeah so canada let us know how you're doing do you like him what's going on with you like me do you we'll get rid of all the old cars
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Yeah, I want to get a gator this season.
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Could you do Lake Dora or no?
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We'll get a big old gator head right here.
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I was just about to talk about this.
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Just before you do that real quick. Speaking of things growing, do you see that the Antarctic is growing more or it's more ice than it has been in like 50 plus years? What? It's like rapidly becoming more icy in the Antarctic.
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No, a tire shop.
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They took out the beginning verse from Isaiah at the beginning.
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Because it would be anti-Semitic or something. Or it discredits Christianity that a prophet spoke about Jesus' coming in the book of Isaiah. So Netflix took it off the beginning screen.
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Yeah.
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Well, listen, this is why. The argument is that, and you can go down a huge rabbit hole with this, but basically it's anti-Semitic because ultimately the Jews, the people of Israel, killed Christ.
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So that makes the Jews, the bad guys, in their eyes, us, it's just like, well, this is just prophecy. Jesus was a Jew.
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And his followers were also Jewish. They just followed Christ, the Messiah. Wait, Jesus was what?
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And so when you put a reference from the Old Testament that the Jews... That's their scripture, right? A reference to the Christ. The Christ was killed by the Jews. The Christians think that the Jews are bad. And that's not the case. But that's the way it plays out.
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Really?
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He's on his way from Oregon to Hawaii right now. Holy moly.
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That's heavy. So this is the beginning of his journey?
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No, I mean, that would make sense. Making the Americans sound dumb. I think we should just adopt that.
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Well, also, have you seen those videos where they go to England, like, can you do your best American accent? They do one of two. They're like, hey, I'm from America. Or they do like the valley. They're like, hey, what's up? I'm from America.
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Well, that's what... I mean, Bill and I, I saw a video where he talked about the 80-year cycles. Oh, really? So that's close to... Like every 80 years, there is a...
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it's like a switch in history so like you can do that with like the world wars and natural disasters it's like every 80 years there's like this natural cycle which is super freaky will smith slapping chris rock that's when it all changed oh my gosh i can't wait for the next one who do you think it's gonna be i don't know hopefully someone that deserves it yeah speaking of slapping we got it don't go anywhere i cut you off i'm sorry i do have to pee so bad
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What's wrong? Oh my gosh, Andy, what's wrong?
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Hey, guys, go to magicmind.com forward slash ninja and use the code ninja20 to get a significant discount on your Magic Mind subscription.
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We got so much to talk about.
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I still have a lot.
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Yeah. Well, I got to find the letter that the fan wrote.
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Are you sure it's in there? Because I looked and I didn't see it. Oh, okay.
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Ruthie Weerland. Thank you so much for the, there's a lot of stuff in that box too, like a bunch of goodies.
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I've had a lot of cool cars, but they've all had problems.
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I've had a 1972 VW bus, a 1966 Ford Mustang. But my favorite was the 1996 Toyota Tacoma.
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Yeah, I made a wooden truck bed.
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It was such a fun truck. And it had, like, I think when it finally took a dump, I was at, like, 400,000 miles. Wow. What's that?
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That's pretty great. Drove it to Montana and back two times. To Indiana multiple times. Michigan multiple times.
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Parked. Yeah, at the end of it, the inside of that bug looked like... What was it? Pirates of the Caribbean. No, it looked like... What's the movie with Will Smith and Mark... Will Smith and Mark. Will Ferrell and... Oh, the other guys. The homeless dudes. That's what the inside looked like after.
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Because I was thinking the future. Then you could look to see what the Powerball is going to be. And then you get more than $500 million.
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No, you just have to see it. See what the numbers are. There's no way I would remember the numbers.
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Oh, I thought it was like five seconds at any time.
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For the edit, you need to do a full screen.
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Speaking of animals, we got to go back to weather stuff.
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Whether or not what? Whether or not Europe had a blackout.
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Barcelona. Wait. Madrid. They didn't? They did. No, they did. I was just trying to set up the thing. It didn't make sense.
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Yeah, so Spain and Portugal, other cities in Europe, they just had this massive blackout. I think it was up to 24 hours, but I think there's still some regions where they're still without power. I'm not sure. Kind of scary. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was super weird. And the explanation they gave is just even more strange. They're like, they said it was due to a atmospheric anomaly.
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And they said basically it went from hot to cold too fast, which everyone was looking at the charts and it went from like...
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60 degrees like 70 degrees not that big of an influx we do that every day but it caused the atmosphere to vibrate they say which uh triggered like a shut off for the power plants and it's like no that no there's no way that's huge florida wouldn't exist if that was a thing that happened yeah with that is that anything related to the spiral you think in the sky
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So I think what people are not saying, and scientists are kind of like, this is happening right now, is the pole shift is happening, right? So the North Pole is moving, they said, actually faster than it has in thousands of years. And what that's doing is weakening our magnetic field around Earth, which allows the sun's radiation to penetrate Earth harder and harder and harder. Oh, gosh.
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And so the theory is that there's the—well, for a fact, our protection layer of Earth is at the weakest point it's ever been, I think, in history. Oh, my gosh.
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And the sun this past week had like, they call it like the geomagnetic storms or whatever.
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And they range from like one to five, five being the worst. And we just had a five, like a full on like boom.
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Yeah. And so they're saying that is probably what happened. And they're just like, they don't want to say that to like freak people out. Like, hey, this is actually a pretty big concern. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, that would be another theory, right? Is that it was like an EMP attack or like the testing out an EMP attack, which would make sense.
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What?
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In America, it would just be looting everywhere, but in Madrid, they're having wine in the streets. You guys handled this really well.
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But yeah, this leads into another thing that I want to talk about, which is we've talked about it a couple times, but like underground cities. Yeah. This lady... The Tucker Carlson interview? I haven't seen it. I don't know what this is. This is nuts. Okay. Former Bush administration official, Catherine Fitz. She was just on Tucker Carlson's podcast.
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And she did this really deep dive. She said it took two years to find all these connections with somebody else. I forget who it was. But basically, they uncovered of what they know of. are all these major underground cities that the U.S. has been building since 1988.
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Have you heard of check on your friends if they start baking bread because they're probably depressed? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Check on your friends if they start to want to sail across the world. Yeah, for real.
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Dude. What? With a total of what they found, paper trail, they've spent over $21 trillion on underground systems and cities funded through two decades of unaccounted federal spending. Money that vanished from the ledgers of the Department of Defense and the Department of Housing and Urban Development between 1988 and 2015. Well, it's happening.
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And she says, for sure, with what they know, is that there are 170 underground cities under the entirety of the U.S. and in the ocean.
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Non-speculative. This is for a fact. This girl worked with George Bush Sr., Yeah. And they said that they are all connected via high speed transit systems and that they use an energy source or energy technologies that the public has never been allowed to see. And it's all for the purpose of a potential extinction level event.
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This is literally that show on Hulu.
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Well, it's for the elites. That's what she said.
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And she's like, they made this joke of like, someone said to her like, well, you know, if you keep digging into this, your name's going to be taken off the list.
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And she's like, I don't know if I want to be down there with all these people.
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But I mean, it's wild.
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Yeah. She said what she knows of 170, but she's like, it's probably way more. And $21 trillion, probably way more than that.
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Well, it's like the Georgia Guidestones where it said for Earth to survive, the population needs to be, oh, is it 500 million? What?
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Yeah, the population of the Earth, right?
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Over 8 billion. 8 billion people.
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Yeah. Shoot. It's weird and super freaky. Yeah, I don't know. It's just like, but that made me think of like, you know, like for years now, people are like, what's that sound of like the, it sounds like trumpets in the air and stuff. But people are like, oh, it's harp or that one dude who was in like Idaho or Wyoming or something. Out on the ranch? Out on the ranch with the...
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They're actively drilling under the entire U.S., and that's what I think the sounds are. It's just literally the earth just shifting underneath their feet. It's creating this noise of these trumpet-like sounds. Why wouldn't they do it?
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Yeah, but on the ocean? Because you can't, like, just sleep all the time. You have to be alert.
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Well, Tucker made a really good point, too. He's like, well, how you would think, like, how can they make these ginormous cities under the U.S. without anyone knowing? He's like, but did you know there is literally there's like this giant like electrical transformer box in Washington, D.C. That's like a mile or something from the White House.
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But that's actually the entrance and exit to the White House, an underground tunnel system.
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I think it's well known now.
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Yeah. We talked about that a long time ago. And that was built under D.C., the most visited place in the U.S., you know? I don't know if that's true, but... No, it has to be.
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I've thought about that. Yeah.
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yeah that's all i mean that's that's my yeah that's all yeah yeah that's all joe yeah i'm writing i'm writing a book uh called all jokes aside um yeah my mind just goes crazy with that kind of stuff people thought the opposite too like they want to like um lower the population so that's why they get the kobe vaccine but that wouldn't make sense psychologically no
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I'm also not saying that people that got the COVID shot are the ones that comply the most. That was a terrible time. It was so scary.
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Blown out of proportion.
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That's a terrible time.
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Five years ago. No, I'm just saying, like, the society. Oh, yeah, for sure.
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Dude, but what a great collection of data that they're able to collect from this whole worldwide event.
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A lot of times we're just giving it openly, too.
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I started hitting deny because I'm like, oh, nothing actually changes typically.
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We comply so easily just for the comforts of this world. It seems like we're getting more than we actually are getting.
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Well, yeah. I mean, think about just like every little thing, like even like going to like a store or restaurant now, a lot of them are just like no cash.
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It's like, well, you need a card or a phone or something. And so you're just like, well, it's easier just to carry a phone because you don't have to carry a wallet. Yeah. It's just like little stuff is just adding up to where it's like we are becoming compliant just for the sake of comfortability, you know? All right, here it is.
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Crazy. Yeah. Speaking of things that we signed 20 years ago, this has nothing to do with that. It never does. Yeah, you're right. Speaking of things that happened 20 years ago. Yeah. The Antichrist dude.
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You've been seeing clips of that. Antichrist dude. Oh. He's Abdullah Hashim. The guy with the black beanie.
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Yeah. I personally think it's just blown out of proportion. I think this dude has probably not the biggest following. I have not done a ton of research into him. But what he's saying is terrifying. And people are like, he's the Antichrist. I'm like, and he actually came out because he saw all those clips of people saying he's the Antichrist. And he's like, I'm not the Antichrist.
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I'm the successor of Jesus Christ, the successor of Simon Peter, the true Pope. He calls himself the true Pope. And he's like, because of this chanting that him and his followers do, he said that was the direct result of the false Pope dying. The earth swallowed him back up. Is this the dude who looks like a Disney villain? He literally always wears a black beanie.
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Very scatty man.
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But his, his, his cult, that's what it is. Uh, he's the founder of, uh, uh, a Mahadi religion of peace and light. And, uh, his quote is personally sent by Jesus Christ to deliver in time message, the end time message.
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It was kind of scary. He's saying that he was sent to basically bring the end hope, or he is the messenger sent to the Abrahamic religion, so Christianity, Judaism, and Muslim. And he openly calls on Christians to obey him in his divine authority. Oh, boy. But they interviewed some of his followers and they've witnessed him performing miracles.
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A couple of them that apparently he's brought people back from the dead that have died. This one lady said that he literally made the moon disappear one time. And it's like... I'm not saying this could just be a social media thing, but also be on lookout for him.
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I don't know where he came from.
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It does say that the Antichrist will be able to perform signs and wonders. But again, it seems... It's too on the nose.
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But could it be? Like, can we just be like, oh, this guy is a little too on the nose.
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Isn't that the point of the prophecy? It's like that it's literally right on the nose. Gosh, it's like, I told you. I literally told you.
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Yeah, it's super weird. But he was saying that the Antichrist, he's like, I'm not the Antichrist. I'm the successor of Jesus. Like, I'm here as a divine purpose. And he's like, the Antichrist is not a man, but it is a collection of men. And he's like, the United States of America is the Antichrist. That's what he was saying.
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but it is weird and spooky, but cause I've been seeing him for like a couple months now, just like popping up. I'm like, what is this? Like, it just seems so weird.
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but all the followers were like black beanies and like black veils and stuff. And it's, it's eerie. They treat them like a God. Yeah.
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What's up with that? Have you read into that? Not really. No? I mean, they're able to, like, backdate it.
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Yeah, just Israel. Isn't that like a three-hour movie?
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So it's like in the background and stuff. So he's like walking one time and the Sermon on the Mount is happening. No way. It's really cool storytelling. It's really cool.
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Speaking of governments and stuff, I saw this. This was crazy. So in this one region of France, this 52-year-old farmer, Michael Dumpont, made a remarkable discovery. A gold deposit on his property estimated of a worth of 4 billion euros.
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long story short france is like doesn't belong to you of course literally because of what is it called the as a result okay it's called the mining code i know that it happens in america all subsoil minerals belong to the state not the landowner yeah baloney
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As a result of the find and initiating environmental assessments due to the area's ecological significance, the government of Israel took this gold away from this man that was on his land.
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How does that song go? I don't get it. This land is your land. This land is your land. It doesn't belong to me. Even if I find a lot of gold. Is that how it goes? Please don't shoot me. Or take my money. Can we get more taxes? Just leave me alone, please. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay. My dad, we're watching... I love this. We're like YouTube, you know, the advertisements before. Okay. It was a masterclass. Okay. And it was Jane Goodall. Yeah. And my dad like walked in the room and he's like, Jane Goodall masterclass. What's she going to do? Teach us about chimpanzees. And he goes.
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She's like, oh, those are chimpanzees.
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Gosh, I actually scrolled back to that scary photo.
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But she also said these stories are all over the world too. Yep. There's not chimpanzees all over the world.
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That's so crazy. Dude, let's get Jane Goodall on the pod.
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Was she still alive?
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Yeah. Well, there's a lot of crazy stuff happening in this world.
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What is going on?
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Obviously you saw the Pope picture, right? Yeah. I saw that it happened. I haven't seen the photo yet. Oh yeah, it's this AI image of the Pope just going... Or of him as the Pope. Yeah.
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And obviously people are like freaking out. I think he just loves to make. He loves. He's a troll, dude. He just loves drama.
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No bad press. But it did remind me of my dad. My dad would post something like that. And he's like, this is so funny. And Trump's were like, this is funny.
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This is cracked me up a bit. My dad would totally do that.
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I think it's wild. We've had to turn my dad, like, tell him, like, certain business ideas. Like, you can't do that, Dad. You're going to offend a lot of people. I'll tell it on Patreon, one of them. The rug? The rug. But the rug's pretty good, too. Yeah. It was a movement, and he wanted to... Oh, yeah.
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I'll tell it on Patreon. I still want to do it, though. Just a t-shirt? You can't do that, Dad. This is what it is.
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He's like, it's funny. Yeah, it's you, Dad.
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He's just like, yeah, whatever, dude. Yeah, that's hilarious. Yeah, I have a couple of things. I want to say them, but one, I really want to do more research on
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It's about a psychiatrist, Carl Young.
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Yeah. It's so scary.
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Well he basically So he was being mentored by Sigmund Freud Who is like what all Psychiatry is based off of now The Freud stuff Yeah but he's being totally discredited now But if you look into what Freud Like really believed Yeah dude it's like did you just want to hook up with your mom I mean that's what It was psycho Hey she was pretty good looking Okay It was really perverted stuff.
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A lot of projecting. Carl Jung, his stuff was the complete opposite and it was very terrifying. He said it started at a young age. He would just get visions and dreams And his visions were absolutely terrifying. So this one vision, he said, this is when he was a boy. He said, I saw yellow waves, swimming rubble, and the death of countless thousands. This vision lasted two hours.
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It confused me and made me ill. I was not able to interpret it. Two weeks passed, then the vision returned, still more violent than before. And the inner voice spoke...
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said look at it it is completely real and it will come to pass shortly after this world war one happened what and so his whole life he was just he was like um said that he was like counseled by like these different entities oh my gosh one of them being a serpent Yeah. Always a good sign. And he would go into these dream states.
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Basically, his philosophy of psychiatry was that archetypes are a huge thing. Archetypes? Archetypes, sorry. Archetypes, so like symbols and different measurements and stuff within the world and in our dreams. It does mean something. And every time he went to sleep, he was visited by, he said, Elijah the prophet.
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cleopatra the serpent like just all this weird weird stuff but like in college he studied psychiatry obviously but he would attend seances to where he would talk to the dead and like was obsessed with studying the occult yeah because this stuff was happening to him and he's like it has to mean something so his whole breakdown of like psychology or psychology psychiatry whatever
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What's the difference? Psychology. Psychiatrists are the medicine.
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Psychologist is like a therapist.
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Okay. That's like your doctorate. Yeah. Or I don't know.
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Yeah. But he's the one that coined the term introvert and extrovert. Really? Yeah. I mean, so he was a brilliant man. Yeah. But he was just so heavily invested in like the meaning of ancient symbols and dreams and visions. Yeah. And like, I mean, his story is just absolutely.
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yeah and like so like freud is like there's literally an argument between them at one point they broke like their bond their friendship order was completely broken because um uh carl jung was basically like there's more to dreams and stuff like that and then freud's like no you're just having dreams because of some sexual desire yeah and which is it's like what are you talking about you're just throwing it out there yeah
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gotta dive into this is our brain no you're like and then like he's you were so right he's just projecting it's like you need to go to therapy yeah seriously don't put this on me but also carl young needed to go to therapy because like dude but he like broke it down towards like if you see a shadow in your dreams if you see an old man if you see a woman if you see a mother it all means different stuff and but like i mean he went back and studied like ancient occultism and symbols and like
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There's some real validity to what he's saying, but I think it's bad stuff. I think, like, you think of just, like, just the different gods and entities, like fallen angels, the Watchers... of like their implementation of throughout scripture and throughout the world of different religions and speaking and visions, like the high ayahuasca stuff. It's like, that's what he was experiencing.
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And, but so there is, I guarantee there is a lot of truth to his findings and his studies, but like it's mixed in with a lot of really not good stuff.
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Surely you're not going to die. You're just going to have the wisdom of God.
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Yeah. Anyways, I want to look at it. I don't want to look too heavily into it because I don't think it's probably not good to look too much into it.
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Well, just the commonality between them is like what they would study. They were fascinated with alchemy and the occult and everything ancient.
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And it's like, yeah.
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Young. I don't know if it was young.
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You told me I can't. Apparently, in the majority of the world, except the U.S., parasite detox, cleansing, whatever, is a pretty common thing.
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I mean, even Christ said, though, to follow him to become a believer or a Christian, it's like you die to yourself and you're made new.
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You're not going back. You literally die to your old self. And I wonder if just applying that to psychiatry, if that could be... Don't dwell on your trauma and your... But that comes through.
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How did you get to this point?
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And that's the hell is like our standard for the medical.
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Well, actually, because we'll continue this conversation on patron.com forward slash ninjas and butterflies.
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Yeah. And make sure to follow us on, subscribe to our YouTube, follow us on Spotify. Give us a review of five stars. We've got a one star review the other day. Boom.
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real quick thumbnails don't do a crazy face love you don't want a crazy face you can just be like he's gonna take that you can just smile we're all terrified
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It's like charcoal and chia seeds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just a fiber bomb.
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Oh, man. Probably still eating out of a dumpster.
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We know that a lot of people... Oh, it's time to skip this part.
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I think it was in Maryland.
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Yeah, I found this. It was this internship to literally build wooden boats, like sailboats. But this is it was the coolest program. It costs a lot.
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Yeah, she did. That was crazy. I've never seen 2 million people in one place.
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Is that why you weren't clapping so hard or so enthusiastic about our songs? Because you're going to throw up?
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We're recording this on a fraught day. The vibes are off. Everyone has bad vibes sometimes and... Yours are horrendous right now. Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy.
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booked an Airbnb, you know, we were doing all of, taking all these steps. And I found these flights and I figured out we can transfer points.
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Miles. So we got it for like 75% of what the price would be, which felt like such a win. And I figured out how to do it. I had like multiple browser windows open. I was transferring things and wheeling and dealing.
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Pulled the trigger. I got us on both flights. We're all sitting together. I'm so proud of myself. Yeah. So we haven't told the kids.
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And we were planning on doing it today, and I hope we will.
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The vibes are real off. So I don't know how we get. I don't know.
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So anyway, they're going to be so excited. Like, we're sending them to camp there. And yesterday, I felt like a new human being. Now, today, I've slipped back into the old ways. But I am so happy and like giddy, as you said. Yesterday all day it was giddy. I didn't even know if I was going to be able to sleep. It felt like Christmas morning.
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You made these really cute little plane tickets that we're going to print out and give the kids in envelopes that say, Otis, you're going to France.
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I'm so happy. And I can't. And I warned you this morning. I said, I hope you know. Or maybe it was last night. It was when vibes were great. Like, this is all.
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This is all I'm going to talk about. Yeah. For the next two months.
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I do? Yeah. I see my Mahjong girls. Mahjong girls. But the nice thing about Mahj is we don't really talk.
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We get down to biz. That's kind of all I'm seeing. Okay, great. So I am thrilled.
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And we also started Nobody's News, which is a daily podcast, which is so much fun.
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Yes. And then this one is so much fun. Of course, we know and love this show and we'll do it forever and ever.
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I think I own my stuff. I think one thing I say to you is when you say, if you will, I always say, I will.
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, and listen, I'm still writing. I actually, one of the things is there's something on the table for me to write, which is exciting. Yes. But the idea of being full-time podcasters and like then we could do it from anywhere and then why would we not be able to go do it from anywhere? Yeah. But we're also adults and this is different from when we moved to L.A.
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16 years ago and like you had never even been here and we were just like we're moving.
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We should go suss it out because we have two little people who need, you know, stability. Unlike us. But you know what I love?
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Which I think is really, I'm so grateful for. I think you and I have a similar kind of risk tolerance when it comes to life stuff.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same tone, same tone, same tone, same tone. Stop pointing at me. I will say, we're recording this.
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Well, you're less risk tolerant in that sense because you always are like, put on a condom.
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No, but I think it's been very fun to dream about and talk about. And now it's like, oh, my God, we're actually going to take a step towards checking it out.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say the opposite where I was like, I want to lock into like the mundane where every day is not just like, let's go on a tour and try pastries.
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The other thing I want to say is that this would be very hard. It would be very disruptive. You know, we aren't, however, 30 years old when we moved here. Like, even that was really hard. I think our first year in L.A. was really lonely and hard. Yeah. I don't want it to seem like everything's just roses and sunshine. But honestly, the cabin was a dream and the cabin turned out to be very hard.
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Okay. We're recording this on a fraught day.
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So it was amazing. But I fully understand the scope of like doing something like that would be so, so challenging. But I'm kind of like not having those types of challenges feels kind of boring to me right now. And I'm ready for it. The question is, are we all collectively ready for it? So we need to go check it out. Yeah.
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Oh, that's the coolest. I wish I had seen it.
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It's not what you think of when you think of, like, customs and border patrol and, like... Safety. Safety. Like, how much our country is putting towards all of those horrific deportations. And you'd think, like, facilities would be... Like, it was such a shithole.
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Oh, you're saying it's... No, but the vibes are off. Between you and me, right? We've snapped at each other a few times today. You just snapped at me again. I snapped at you.
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I couldn't... And I felt bad for the people who worked there.
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They were all super nice and very good at their jobs. But, like... Pull out some, like, all-purpose cleaner and, you know, throw a plant up or something. It was grim.
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But it looked like a 7-Eleven. I don't think Bob would do that to his employees.
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It's Bob or Bill. Hang on. I'm looking it up. CEO Costco.
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Oh, Ron now is the CEO. I should have known that. Costco founder. I'm looking for Jim.
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Can we discuss something very sweet that happened recently? We went to Huntington Gardens here in L.A., one of our favorite places to go.
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I don't know, but that felt aggressive.
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Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, a couple things.
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One was we were members at Huntington and Descanso. Mm-hmm. Descanso is more...
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It is more magical. I will agree 100%. Huntington, so Descansa is, first of all, smaller. It's just gardens. It has a little cafe area, but it's like the gardens feel more untamed and kind of wild.
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But the mysteries that you're finding, and not to say, I mean, so much care and effort goes into maintaining and curating. It's not like it's just
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Yeah, but it's like it's getting trimmed and it's getting shaped. It's not like just wild.
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Someone's doing edging there. Constantly.
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And shout out to the wonderful Huntington family who have given so much to Los Angelinos over the years. But anyway, this super duper rich family, the Huntingtons, basically donated their property to become accessible by the public. I mean, you do have to pay. Yeah.
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But there's a Huntington Library, which has some of the most incredible books and documents throughout history that's really incredible. One of them is that the Canterbury Tales that you were saying, they have to turn a page every three months. And then they have to close it every six months for six months in order to maintain the integrity of the thing.
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Then there are several really cool art galleries. And then the Chinese garden is incredible.
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It is all very, it has a feeling of kind of feeling uppity.
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More so where Descanso feels more just like welcoming. Yeah. And anyway, we're at Huntington now. My mom, do you know that my mom died?
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I was 19. So my parents lived in Sierra Madre, which is this darling little mountain town outside of L.A., just for two years before they both grew up. And my mom loved both Descanso and Huntington.
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When my grandmother died, her mom, who had the second longest running case of Lou Gehrig's disease at the time, my mom flew her nurse, Lucy, and her accountant, Pat, out to... I don't know why her accountant was such a big part of her life, but literally... Gotta get that money! The two people I got to know really well over the years visiting my grandma, Bubba.
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Was Pat and Lucy. And Lucy was almost like a second grandmother, truly. Okay. She would make from scratch biscuits for us. She always had Howard Johnson's ice cream in the freezer for us. She was wonderful.
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Things my grandmother Bubba couldn't do. Because she had Lou Gehrig's disease. So my mom flew.
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So my mom flew them out to California for like a trip. And also I hope, I don't know this for a fact, but I hope that they also inherited something from my grandmother, you know, because they were like such an important part of her life and took such good care of her.
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Well, she was a complicated, she was a hard woman, but she also, you know, she definitely had OCD because she couldn't, she had no control over her body. And her mind was sharp as a tack.
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And Lucy was there, but Lucy couldn't be there 24-7, so there were often different nurses. And my grandmother was oftentimes very mean to them. And there was one nurse in particular who, in front of my grandmother, stole her Madame Alexandra dolls, knowing that there was nothing she could do about it. And that was kind of her payback to how she was treated.
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It's not great, but my Bubba, I loved her so much. And she's one of those women, she went to college at a time when a lot of women weren't going to college. I think she wasn't the most nurturing, but I feel like I would be friends with her today, you know, if she weren't my grandmother.
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So my mom flew them out and I have a photo of her and Lucy at Huntington Gardens. Two photos. And we recreated the photo with the kids.
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We took the photo of where she was standing. Yeah. Yeah. And I felt like, I don't often have this feeling, but I really felt like, not me, the kids are right where she was once.
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It felt huge to me. I'm glad it felt big to you. Oh, yeah. And I feel like the kids recognized kind of that it was meaningful. But it was very special to me.
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I think that you're giving yourself a little too much credit as Mr. Chill.
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Well, I wonder if it's linked to it. Okay. Because I didn't tell you this, but I had a hot flash playing Mahjong a couple months ago. Really? I was at Danielle's house. I had had a glass of red wine, which normally I can have a glass of wine, but sometimes I start to feel flushed.
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That's like almost different. I know what you're talking about. And I was wearing like a big, thick sweater that I didn't want to take off because my little t-shirt underneath was gross. But it was because I was talking about the cabin and the frustrations we've had with selling the cabin. And... I think that—I don't know. I'm no doctor. I'm curious if other people experience this.
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Like, an emotional reaction kind of, like, precedes a hot flash. Because in that case, I was talking about it, and I was getting, like— Feeling myself getting worked up talking about it.
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And then it came on and I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm so hot. But at the time, I didn't even really recognize it as a hot flash. But it was, I think. Yeah. So this mom thing happened. Then we're going to get lunch in the Chinese gardens. We're waiting in line and we're talking to like a docent, I would say.
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And she was chatting and I showed her the picture. Yeah. And boom, this hot flash started. And I was feeling – what was weird though is I was feeling achy and like dizzy and sweaty and hot and shaky.
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I don't know, because it lasted for like probably five minutes and I just like powered through it. And then I was like, you know, once we paid, I was like, I got to go sit down. And then once we sat down, I was like, I got to get out of here.
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Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think that was a hot flash because I was all of a sudden sweating and so hot. The aftermath was more uncomfortable. In my mind, like a hot flash happens and then afterwards you feel kind of like back to normal. But it kind of took me up for hours. Like I needed to go lay down. I don't know.
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Everyone has bad vibes sometimes.
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I looked up, I was nervous about the feeling like dizzy shaking part of it. That can happen with a hot flash. Okay. So that seemed to track. But I wonder if it, for me, like an emotional, a very emotional moment kind of precedes that. It'll be interesting to see as we carry on in time. My journey through menopause.
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Yes. So I went off birth control.
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In front of our new big adventure. Now, your vasectomy still stands, so this is weird.
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Uh-huh. So I went off, and I want to give it like a month or two to kind of regulate.
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And then I'm going to be dipping my toe into HRT, which I'm really excited about. What's that? To find the right cocktail of hormones.
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If I need it. You know what? Maybe I'll kind of regulate coming off the pill, and I'll be like, oh, what I will say—there it is again. Oh, will you say? Is—how do I put this? I feel more colorful— Like, I feel a little bit more kind of—my mood swings are happening and stuff, per usual.
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But I do think birth control kind of kept me steady in a way, but on top of that, it kind of dulled me down a little bit. Huh. And I feel a little bit more—and maybe it's just because we planned this trip, but like— I feel like I'm able to feel a fuller range of emotions, which is good or bad. I don't know.
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How have I been? Because it's been a couple of weeks now. Has it seemed different to you?
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Right now, don't take anything personally because I think I'm just kind of all over the place.
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I was surprised by that. Like, it kind of took me off guard because I. It's almost like what I'm saying when I thought it was like when I was on the pill where you felt like I was kind of just like inward more or something.
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From a distance. But I appreciate you checking in with me. Obviously, that means a lot.
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But this week I've seemed pretty good.
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It is. No, but sometimes I'm not worried about me. I know where you're at. But sometimes you don't qualify the things you say. And I fear that people who don't know you as intricately on a cellular level as I do might not know that you're joking.
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Was it hard to hide your boner?
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Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.
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Oh, this is fun. Did you put your window down?
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You're just not a car dancer. You're not a car dancer.
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I recently was dancing in the car and one of our kids asked me to stop. I saw something that brought me a lot of joy driving recently. I love that. Which was I was at Starbucks in the drive-thru and the car in front of me got a puff cup. And the dog, you could see this was like a ritual for them. The dog was losing its goddamn mind.
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And it was this really cute kind of bulldog pit mix with an underbite. And it was going nuts. Like it was all over the car. It was so cute. And then when she reached over and gave it its pup cup, that tail was going like a hundred miles an hour. It was the cutest thing ever. Yeah. And then I got up to the window and I said, that was so cute with the pup cup. And she was like, oh, yeah.
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That's just another Monday for her, you know.
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She is, indeed. Something that the kids, you just reminded me because they were doing this in the car. Do you know what game the kids are playing right now?
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It's something you maybe never played, but I did a million times when I was about their age. Are you familiar with MASH?
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No, apartment, shack, and house.
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And then you go through, you make lists of like four careers you might have, four places you might live.
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Four types of cars. Four partners.
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And basically, then you pick a number and someone goes through and crosses out that number until you're left with one circled in each category. Yeah, I remember. You know what I had a thought of? I bet your name was on my mash card so many times.
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So I was saying to the kids, be careful who you put on that mash card.
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Well, it's kind of starting, the crushes and stuff. You think so? Oh, yeah.
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Indeed. Another nice thing. Yeah. This week, you asked me on a date.
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A morning date. And we're going to make it a regular thing. And I need this. I feel like we've been living... Like, you know, things have been somewhat stressful and I feel like you get into this mode of like you can't do anything excessive or I don't know. And everything in L.A. is expensive and all of this stuff.
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But recently we had spring break, like we did bowling one day, which was so much fun. You got to still do shit. Like even if it's and this was so little.
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We walked after school drop off. We walked to a coffee shop. We sat outside, had coffee and shared treats, treats. and just talked. And it was so lovely. And I feel like it set the whole day in such a good place.
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That would be fun too, but I do like it being our time.
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Well, let's not make rules. I know you like rules.
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And the world, you know, needs them to revolve, I guess.
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So excited to chat with you for an hour as though no one were listening. Nobody. As we do. Is anyone listening?
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Yeah. Listen, I admire how you don't give a fuck. D-G-A-F. I do. I'm a little jealous of it.
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We're not on that kind of a street. We're not on a main thoroughfare.
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And the one that scared me so bad the other night was a helicopter was so low over our house and fucking hauling ass.
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It was so loud. And then two cop cars flew down our street. And it turns out it was a car chase. Classic. But...
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Yeah. But it does feel like – I mean, this is also all part of our kind of fantasy of pivoting for temporarily is during the fires. And I know that things happen everywhere, but like fires, earthquakes, the crime – Feeling like, oh, we're going into a recession potentially. My industry is not bouncing back anytime soon. Yeah.
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And if we can not deal with that for a little while, that would be great.
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No, it still really rattles me.
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Well, I also went to a budget meeting the other night. The mayor just put out the new L.A. budget. I am fighting to get a goddamn crossing card. And so now I have to do a full-time side hustle of going to budget meetings and going to city council meetings and shit. But it was really fascinating. Yeah. But the L.A.
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And then certain things you give so many fucks. We've talked about this, and actually I think some listeners pointed out it might be ADD-related or something, but where you care so much about someone... Like people being flaky or people not responding to emails. That's a classic Andy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if someone were like, hey, Andy, you seemed almost abusive to your wife.
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budget was just slashed like billions, you know, kind of I think like a sixth of the budget was just cut. So we're not going to have like people dealing with, you know, the unhoused crisis to the same degree that like. keeping our streets nice and safe, like forget about potholes getting filled, forget about trees getting trimmed.
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All of this stuff, our parks and rec centers, like no one's going to be cleaning them. It's hard, hard times. And Unfortunately, the way our budget is structured is so directly tied to the economy, which, of course, that's going to be the case somewhat. But other cities have structured their budgets in ways that like there's padding for an economy slip or not.
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And the crime, I'm like also feeling I come home from that and I'm thinking it's only going to get worse because desperate people die. Have to take desperate measures sometimes.
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You know, and mental health is real. I mean, we're so privileged and we're talking about like we don't go out and do things. And it's, you know, for us, like it was so nice going to get a coffee. Mm hmm. Well, people who are in much harder situations than us, that takes its toll on your mental health. That could lead you to do some really reckless things.
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So, you know, my heart goes out to people who are struggling. And I think that that's a lot of what's going on.
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Well, I also think this is the fallout of, first of all, the industry that L.A. relies on is tanking.
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And also then there was this crazy massive natural disaster.
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Or maybe not natural. But those things, I think we're seeing like the long-term effects kind of taking hold. I think without the fires or if the entertainment industry was still on its feet, things could, the outlook would be so much better. Yeah.
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I never thought I'd get used to... There are these loud booms every night that... I, you know, it's fireworks or gunshots. And now I'm just like, oh, it's probably gunshots. I was always like, oh, no, those are fireworks. And now I think, no, those are gunshots. And it's just every night. Oh, that's what's happening. It's really upsetting.
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Yeah. I mean, that is one thing is sending your kids to school. I told you the other day and you were like, holy shit. Anytime, you know, at drop off, I look at our kids walking in and I think, is that the last time I'm seeing them?
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But I'm working on that. That's called catastrophic thinking, and it's intrusive thoughts. And I am working on it, and I'm not getting better quickly, but I'm at least at the phase where I can go, that's an intrusive thought. Instead of going, you know, getting lost in the feelings that the thought creates. Yeah.
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No control and it's never proven true. Like, luckily, I mean... I've thought that however many times in their lives. And of course, it's such a waste of energy and it's just such a fear response. And I do feel like the more we're looking at kind of zooming out and the political landscape and how we got to where we are. I think so much of it is tied to fear responses.
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And so I'm like, if we could all take a little more responsibility and not believe those thoughts that are coming from fear responses. This book I'm reading is so fascinating. It's called It's Just a Thought. But we evolved to have, we were like, our evolution is behind the times where Our fear response was to like save us from a tiger eating us.
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But now there are no tigers eating us, but we have the same like adrenaline. We have the same fight or flight happening. And so how do we as these cerebral, like we live in a, it's not an instant gratification world where, oh, you run away from the tiger and then you're safe. Now it's like, oh, I'm in debt and how am I going to da-da-da-da. It's all of this long-term stress.
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That we kind of internalize that fear and find ways to deal with it that are super fucked up. And I mean, I think that's how we got QAnon and that's how we got cults and like different things that people are seeking to give them a sense of control or whatever. So I'm trying to take my responsibility and also just for the enjoyment of my life more seriously and like not...
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listen to those or not i i hear them but not um assume that they're true not give them like credence or a kind of benefit of the doubt yeah i know what you mean yeah oh What a journey this episode has been. We started out so pissy.
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And then I was in such a good mood. And now I feel just like, ugh.
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So the problem was, it's this, if store didn't, I don't know, I don't know what it's called, but I don't know what it's called.
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So offensive to Swedish people, but nice. This wooden toy storage thing that has like steps up. And you put different sized bins. And the cubby holes. Cubby holes. There are shallow bins and deeper bins. And it has little grooves on it that the bin kind of sides slide in and out of.
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We've had it for like nine years now, 10. And the problem with the bins, which I think they maybe have fixed with the new ones, but the old ones we had, when you overload it weight-wise, like we have a Rubik's bin that's like so much stuff. There used to be a car bin. It warps the plastic and pulls it in so that it was always falling inside. Yeah.
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We're falling off the rails. And I had thought before I saw this mini Ikea at the mall, next time I go to Ikea, I want to get a couple of these lights that we use for our podcast and a couple bins. And then we were at the mall and there was this like mall Ikea I'd never seen.
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And I thought, what are the chances? They probably don't have them. Well, they didn't have the lights, but they had the bins. Now, I live to regret that choice because it was at the beginning of our mall trip. And then we were hauling these fucking bins around.
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And it solved a problem that has been driving me nuts.
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Yeah, the first thought was I need new bins. I thought that before I got there. And then the second one was these seem sturdier. And you know what? They are.
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I would have thought that too. And that would have been my next step.
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Oh, yeah. Great. So you don't need to know everything.
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On that note, good night. Good night.
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It is, though. If I were looking at a friend, a couple friends, and I was like, God, he is such a dick to her. And that's not necessarily the case. I mean, I don't think you're a dick to me and not. But sometimes I think you do need to qualify it with I'm just kidding.
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But if I were like, he's such a dick to her, I would kind of, I wouldn't necessarily judge her, but it would color the way I perceive her in a sense.
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Look at this hunk of love I've got. I want to be, like, people should be jealous of me.
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Almost always, honestly, in judgment of me.
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Well, right. So that's the thing, especially when your intention was not to be an asshole. I do think that there's something to like, it's just a statement. I'm just kidding. It's three words that clarify things in a way. And also, I mean, it gets to not like we have such a massive audience, but let's say you do have a massive audience.
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Then you almost have like a responsibility of like, this is how I treat someone I love, you know, things like that.
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Or like the universal sign. Do you know the universal sign for I need help?
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I'm going to do it right now. So if you see someone, a woman doing this to you.
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I'm ready to see it. I'm ready to see it. It's open palm, thumb in, and then closing the four fingers.
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So like if you're in a car and you're seeing a car driving. I mean, I'd imagine this is like you're in a role. You're being trafficked or something.
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Well, it's just this. It's just, but you want someone to see it. Well, if you're like on a Zoom or something.
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Also, we like to sit in conflict comfortably and not worry too much about it. Go ahead.
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Well, do you know that one where they wrote on the cup?
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Do you need help? Yes. If you do, just leave this cup, you know, take the lid off the cup.
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That would be a cool one. Yes, yes. Very cool.
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Iced, if it were an iced beverage.
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Well, it's interesting. Actually, there were some comments on our news podcast recently that you were like, oh, someone said this. Do you want to? And I was like, no, I don't care.
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So I almost felt like the tables were turned where you were like, should you speak to that? And I was like, I don't know. I don't need to.
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Yes, yes. It's more being misunderstood.
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Yes, yes, we are. Honestly, at the end of the day, it's just about having fun, which I'm having a lot of fun. That's what I'm talking about. Can we talk about the big news?
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You don't know what we're talking about?
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Yesterday was like one of the best days I've had in such a long time.
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The spirit of the people in Bakersfield. That's not the one where it's the most... I actually had lovely... I met lovely people there. Pedophiles are like... Porn. There's an area... It's either Bakersfield or San Bernardino. Maybe it's San... San Bernardino. San Burns.
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Because you called the day before and the woman said, I'm not going to lie. A lot of people are calling about this.
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Oh, it could have been kind of a fun adventure.
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You don't even have a general idea.
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And they're supposed to open at 930.
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Ding dong if they didn't welcome you warmly. Now, I do have a thought about that.
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What if someone else was like, I'm going to get there right at 930 so I can get this camera?
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But they kind of unfairly let you in early. Yeah.
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Our one, our only. I'm kidding. Thank you to you, Rachel.
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Oh, I know that you think rules are important.
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We have a contract. We've signed.
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Yes. I'm also dealing with a kid who's under the weather, and I hadn't slept the night before because of the kid who's under the weather. But basically, this has been percolating for... Months and months and months.
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Thanks for anyone who's stuck with us. I find it so interesting that people, because I get sick of this.
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You're right. So congrats on that, by the way. Finally. So we originally, our trip plans, we really wanted to go to France as a family and not just like go to France. We want to go be in France for a little bit.
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And I'm sure people listening are like, okay, yes, we know because you've been talking about it forever. Kind of become like Francophiles. We've been trying to sell the cabin up here. Basically, our previous dreams and stuff, we realized, and now we're moving on to new adventures.
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But it's all been very tentative because we're not in a position to throw down tens of thousands of dollars on some trip to France. Right.
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The opposite position. Yeah. However, seems like some things are falling into place for us. Does it? Yes, it does.
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I think, and you said this to me yesterday, seems like these things are working out probably. Probably.
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Because I especially didn't realize how much I needed something. I could cry. Something to look forward to and get excited about. Yeah. So yesterday, you call me on the road going to Costco. And you're like, you know what? Let's just do it. Because I have been hawk-eyed on flights for weeks.
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News Nation, which I should have... I should have just turned it off then.
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But you're so, like... deep into it's so embarrassing how far you've bought into this shit that we're watching this and it's like there's no information there's no nothing it's all just click baity like riling people up to believe in something And that's basically this guy who, I mean, for all we know, he's just lost his mind, who claims to have worked on some alien thing for the government.
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He might have syphilis. And, like, there's an egg involved that he picked up in Albuquerque or something.
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Great. Let's get that out there.
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You, by the way, can we talk about this interview with him?
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It is bullshit. Now, I'm not saying that it couldn't be real, that there is some sort of, I do believe there are probably files in the government that are, what's that called? Sealed. What are the documents that Trump was leaving just spewed about Mar-a-Lago that's like confidential?
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Classified. You just said that with such disdain. I do believe that those exist maybe about extraterrestrial activity or whatever. Me too.
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I know you do. Okay, so what's the difference?
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Because I don't think we have any... Craft? Information out there. This was supposed to be this huge news drop, and I feel embarrassed for you that you got sucked into it and are talking to our friends about it like it's happening.
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That guy, by the way, the way he looks in the interview.
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Yeah. We're judging people on their looks now. If it's not syphilis, it's something. I was always taught that if you can see the whites of someone's around their irises all the way, not just like when you're going like this for one second, but like extended, that they are, something's wrong.
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Full circle bigot.
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I guess I am. Not that I'm sure if people have a condition, you know, there's some people. Okay.
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You see interviews with him from before and his eyes are not like that. Like something's happened. Yeah.
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Maybe medical researchers made a breakthrough in Amsterdam. But we're going to be bringing each other stories every single day.
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And this is embarrassing, though. Do you see how it's embarrassing that you're even by the government's not going to go? A craft is coming like all of this is so fucking stupid. It's I'm humiliated.
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You know what keeps me sane?
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My morning shot of Magic Mind.
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I love this stuff so much. I've been talking about it. First of all, I love how cute the little bottle is. I just had my morning shot about a half hour ago. As you can tell, it's put me in a great, giggly, happy mood.
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It gives me extended release energy, meaning it's not this huge hit of jitters. It's like keeps me going throughout the day. I love the all natural ingredients. I love that this company donates money for every bottle sold to mental health services for the unhoused. And I've been loving their sleep shot products. It's the world's first gentle, all-natural, non-habit-forming sleep aid.
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Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy.
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It doesn't have melatonin. There's no grogginess. It has relaxation ashwagandha and helps you fall asleep and give you good sleep quality. So they got you covered morning and night. And the great news is if you want to feel as good as I do with this stuff, you get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with my link, which is magicmind.com slash nlrjan. That's magicmind.com slash nlrjan.
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Oh, can we talk about... Yeah, yeah.
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Well, I do want to talk about launching this show. OK, the new show, the new show, nobody's news and how you're feeling about it. And like, can we talk about that? This is a huge thing in our life. I don't know that we actually haven't really we've been so busy doing the stuff that.
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And you mostly we haven't like had time to really talk about that. We're doing this.
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They're hosts of morning shows.
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Oh, like Hoda Kalb.
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And the answer is yes.
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So, you know, this last kind of era of our lives, which is pandemic, for me, strike, then recently fires. Life's too short. You know, you got to follow what feels like the next right thing. And this got us so jazzed creatively. And also... Here's another thing that I hope it's OK that I'm like putting this out there. But you and I are both in industries that are struggling and we have no control.
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Bringing you the soft hitting stories. I like that.
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Yeah. Why don't you explain it?
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A record label.
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Yeah. So anyway, please go do that. And before we get into more of what's going on in our lives.
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Well, it's also, for me, a heartbreak. Because over the past six years... I've heard so many incredible songs that you've made. And it's like, let's say you're writing with an artist for a few days. And then you also spend another few days or week, like, finishing the song, getting it off. Yeah. Like people are excited about it initially, blah, blah, blah. And then something falls apart.
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Like the artist is going in a different direction or like the newer song comes out and it's less stale or whatever it is. But you've written and produced, composed so many incredible songs that don't get to come out. Like people don't get to hear it. The Fruits of Your Labor, it's like, I mean, it's like an impotence. It's so frustrating because it's such,
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Yeah, same thing. I feel like I've talked about it ad nauseum, just like there's been no work. I took out many projects this year. I worked my ass off and gatekeepers and people are scared out there. Executives like aren't taking risks and there's less being bought right now. And so it's been interesting. Very frustrating. So, yes, the idea of like doing our own thing, putting it out.
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We have so much fun doing it, just trying to come and make each other laugh every day and hopefully making some money doing it is very appealing. Now, it's also very scary.
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And this doesn't mean that you're not going to make music at all and I'm not going to write at all. It's similar to this show. We are going to really give this a go and see how it does. And I mean, the plan is to do it long term and do it daily and make it good quality. So there's a lot that goes into that. But it really feels right to me right now.
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I'm so excited this morning to talk to you like no one's listening, as we do.
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It'll be an adventure. It's really funny, though. So the other thing I love about us, the timing of this, and we just decided we're going to dive in. We're biting it off like we we have other projects baking, which we are very, very, very, very excited about.
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In that one, I'm pregnant with quintuplets. Yes. No, we're so excited about it. But that's more of a long play that we've been chipping away at for a long time. And it also is coming out soon. So... There's a lot going on for us right now, but also it's kind of perfect timing because I'm not working and you're able to kind of pivot away right now and focus on this.
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So we are releasing it, though, February 3rd, which is plus one day. So it was February 4th, 15 years from the day that we launched our very first episode ever of Totally Lame.
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Yeah. Is anyone listening to us?
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Was the day. So it feels very kismet, even though it feels a little rushed and we're like just diving in and there's a lot to do. Yeah. To me, it feels really right. 15 years. And every time we launch a new podcast, which now how many have we done? We did Totally Lame, Totally Married, Totally Mommy, Totally Beverages. Yeah. My The Winter Thing, which someone asked about recently.
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I feel like The Winter Thing was a completed project for me, even though I said it was going to be another season. Felt good. So that's finished. Now we have Nobody's Listening. We're going to have Nobody's News. And we're going to have this other show to be announced soon. And that's eight podcasts. It never feels like comfortable. it's always, I always have the feeling of what am I doing?
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Is this going to suck? Oh my gosh, I'm nervous. What's it going to be like? I guess I now doing it enough times can trust like, It's going to be fine. And you know what you're doing. You're a pro at this, I guess, after 15 years. But it's interesting that the feeling of launching something, that kind of anxiety or self-doubt and excitement and nervousness never goes away.
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It doesn't feel... Oh, totally.
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Here we go. Yeah. This all is happening just in time for, I know we've talked about this a lot, but I do want to point out that I recently got 254 lines cleared in Tetris.
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In our house, yeah. I'm like, do I need to look into this? Like, am I am I playing at home on a level that should be on an international stage?
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I'm like, I don't know that that's what it's about.
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Why do you have to talk?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What's the platform where I would live stream?
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Well, what's the one that people go to for Tetris?
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And he lands it?
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Okay. You keep saying really entertaining. Like you think I wouldn't be entertaining.
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What if I could make like a hundred bucks a day just playing Tetris?
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I know. I'm like, for an hour.
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That wouldn't be enough to support a family.
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Okay. I'm going to look into it.
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You think I'm cute?
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That's so nice.
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No, no. I'll take adjacent.
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I will take adjacent.
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Sure. That's not your sex appeal. Right. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When do I reveal my nipple rings?
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This is like, that's slander. That's like, this is terrible.
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I have to say, I am glad I never got nipple rings. Not that it was ever on the table for me.
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Because I, well, I guess you could just take them out, but I don't think that that part of your body kind of closes up the same way.
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Well, yeah, but I don't think it would look that good, first of all.
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Also, nursing babies and stuff like that. Oh, yeah.
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Well, you got to take them out. You cannot... And I'm like, does it mess up any kind of, because a lot of, well, I had an issue nursing one of our kids. It's already hard enough. Like, does having had a piercing there make things challenging?
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I don't know either. Yeah.
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Also, so excited. We have a mega announcement today.
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If there are any women. No. I mean, if you're really saying like me.
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No. The answer is no. I feel like.
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I don't. You're just saying they're not me.
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And you had said to me in bed.
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They were me. But 97 me was truly like a different me.
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I mean, I went and got a tattoo in some guy's kitchen.
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A tramp stamp representing my dead parents, like as two dolphins swimming around the sun. Yeah. So, yeah, I was on the cusp. I was one tab of ecstasy away from getting a tongue ring or piercing. I definitely knew people who had them. I was more worried. You know, I had some teeth trauma from the pool ball falling into my mouth at a slumber party incident.
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I would have been nervous about having that metal clinking around your mouth when you eat and stuff. But I think that those people took a different path.
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I do. And, you know, it's it's I think that like job opportunity. Can you imagine? Not that I mean, all the jobs I took, it wouldn't have mattered. Really? Waitressing, terrace gardening in New York, doing comedy shows, nannying, maybe.
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We were just not during any hanky-panky or anything. Well, was it? No.
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But I think that there are some job situations where it's not cool that there's a stereotype, but like, are you going to like want your new CPA at your firm or the lawyer or whatever to have when they're talking? Yeah.
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I bet your ex-girlfriend with the photo album and the picture, she had a tongue piercing, didn't she?
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Oh, full circles, no. Tongue piercing, what am I hiring people for? Graphic design or babysitting? I'm sure some of our babysitters have tongue piercings.
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Oh, yeah. No, I probably wouldn't.
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Well, it's profit over people. Listen, if I'm a good corporate soldier and that's the path my life took,
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Yes. Profit over people. Profit over people. Okay. Where I want to do a good job and who I'm hiring, if that piercing is a choice that is keeping them from taking on clients. Because here's a good example. We're looking for a new accountant.
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It's not forward-facing. Like, it's not... I mean, I guess it is, but it's private. There's a huge difference. And, like, I also just can... I'm surprised you're not more like this. The tongue ring... piercing, I should say. I'm like, what are you trying to prove here? Okay? Go with me on this.
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Is it the only thing that I like about a tongue piercing and actually it would be concerning to me is like if it's someone where that's a sensory thing that really calms them or something but also I have mesophonia I think we've discovered and the clinking around and the clinking is so annoying to me. And there's like germs and with food. And I'm like, why do you need this?
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Then take it out and put it in.
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Okay. I'm probably going to get a lot of hate. Like, the same response to Captain Kangaroo is coming towards me.
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There's a scientific study done that that doesn't really affect sexual pleasure one way or the other. I literally was just looking at this shit.
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No, because I'll tell you why. On my menopause forum, someone was talking about this pelvic wand, which is... Good for, you know, I did pelvic floor therapy and it's it's not a sex toy, although I guess it could be. But it's more about like relaxing the muscles in there and stuff. And it's helpful in menopause.
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Like you get these weird pains, you know, my shoulder thing I've talked about and hip stuff and whatever perimenopause. So I was looking at this and then I went down this whole rabbit hole. There's all this stuff that happens in perimenopause. And one thing is clitoral atrophy. Okay. Yeah. And so I was like, oh God, I hope that's not happening to me.
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That's an important. That's like a huge.
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And then I was like looking at stuff and what's the fix for it and all this stuff. And then somehow I landed on something that was like that piercing and
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isn't shown isn't like the kind of stereotype that people get it to improve sexual pleasure it doesn't really affect it one way or the other how is that related what is clitoral atrophy it's really sad it's like the lack of estrogen or progesterone or the hormones in your body basically okay like remember china The wrestler. I think she died. She passed. She has a really sad story.
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Oh, sorry. Okay. Are you familiar with China? No. This is sad. I think she passed away. I want to make sure I'm getting it right. Once again, we're... Yes. She was a very, very successful... Wrestler. Wrestler. Yeah.
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She's dead. Okay. She died of an overdose of alcohol, unfortunately. But at some point in her life, she was doing adult films, and she was taking testosterone. Okay.
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I'm not sure, but... The adult films, I think that she was known for because basically her clitoris turned into like a little penis. Right. And so hormones really affect... I mean, it's when an embryo is developing, the hormones that are pumped in there affect the development of the genitals. And so clitorises are like little penises, kind of. Mm-hmm.
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You, by the way.
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And when you don't have the hormones, it kind of like shrivels up.
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And goes away. And so it's not like they're getting stimulated as much. And so women have much lower sex drives. Their orgasms aren't as pleasurable. You know, it's a bummer.
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This is rich. This is the way you're starting this by going, why did everyone fact check that? It's an outrageous claim to make. And it's so outrageous that I didn't think to fact check it. I know.
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I brought that up to show how impactful hormones are that her taking testosterone turned her clitoris into like a little penis.
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Yes, please, please.
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He had to have been like, wait, where were you outside?
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I don't like it.
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Yeah. But even outside, it's very interesting that you're bringing this up as a joyous thing.
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When you went on such a tangent about those people without helmets riding bicycles. Yeah.
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That weren't motorized, right? They were just bikes.
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And this guy's flying around a crowded area on an electric thing with his kid in a cart with no protection and no nothing. Oh, my God.
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It's so insane.
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That does nothing for me. Is she older?
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Oh, okay. Does that make sense? Mentally, sure.
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Not all the faculties.
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Oh, I love seeing happy nuns.
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Did you wave to her?
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I love that. I want to say something just as you were saying all of this. I fear that I've put a lot of negativity out there in this podcast, specifically around tongue rings. And I want to say to anyone listening who has one, like you do you. You kind of made me have to defend why I wouldn't hire someone in a corporate capacity.
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But like for people who have them, I'm not going, ew, I can't believe you have them. I'm just like, great. You've got that. I've got this tramp stamp. Everyone's living their life. It's more like, am I hiring you?
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I don't think so.
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No, no. I'm just saying, like, I don't – I would never judge someone if I'm like – But you were just pointing out how you were judging them. No, no. It's if I'm choosing someone to do something for me in an official capacity –
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Actually, I want to say something.
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That's very different from like chatting someone up in a Vons in line. It wouldn't even register to me. It might register. But I'm not going, ew, or terrible. I'm going, oh. And in fact, like similar to face tattoos.
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It is not case-closed. You fact-check every goddamn thing that happens. It is so exhausting. I mean, I will come in and say... with such confidence about something and you were questioning whether or not it's true. So it's very, very rich that first of all, you were wrong and you're trying to like shine the light over on the fact that people, it's strange to you that people would fact check it.
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Yes. So face tattoos. I actually – and similar to like someone at Vons I'm talking to who has a tongue barbell or whatever – It makes me actually respect them in a way because I'm like, oh, you must do something really cool where it doesn't fucking matter at all.
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Well, if you're getting a face tattoo, I feel like you know that your path in life isn't going to be in some kind of uptight corporate blah, blah, blah. Okay. I feel like you must be so secure in knowing like you're an artist or you're a musician or you're whatever it is. That you're never going to have to be like going to interview at Deloitte and whatever.
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You're never going to be interviewing at like Morgan Stanley.
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You're not. I'm sorry. And that's cool. That's cool as hell.
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It's true. Okay. Well, I look forward to the feedback this week. Good night.
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Of our lives. Yeah. I'm pregnant with quadruplets. Just kidding. Although it kind of feels that way. Why? Not physically. Just, well, let's talk about this a little bit. But we are starting a daily news-ish podcast.
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I don't think to this degree. Well, it's slanderous. It's a horrible thing to put out there.
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Yes. Pot. That's a good thing.
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You said he lost his goddamn mind and then died.
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Well, let's just say that none of that is true.
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There's no documentation. You can Google your ass off. There's no link between syphilis and Captain Kangaroo. Stop saying...
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I'm jealous of whoever did because you just believed them.
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You're saying it weird. No.
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The ish is very important. We're not setting out to be a news source for real news. But as of the day that this episode drops, all of our listeners can, and I hope will, go and subscribe to our new show called Nobody's News.
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That is amazing. I want to... I want to have like a regular segment where we check in with your parents. Captain Kangaroo. Also, I'm glad he called you out for saying syphilis. Syphilis.
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Do you hear me?
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Well, I think we... Oh, I don't like your face right now.
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Are we starting something for Al Capone? No, no, no.
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Wait. No, we need to know. We can't keep throwing... I know that he's not the best guy, but... It's not a big deal.
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Okay, Al Capone contracted syphilis and suffered from it for the rest of his life.
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What goes around comes around.
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He was an Alcatraz.
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You know, I feel like I have, but I haven't.
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That's one of those things. I grew up in East Bay, San Francisco.
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And that you kind of think you did.
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And I feel like I know what it looks like. It's all eroded. It's kind of, you know, like from the sea salt. Yeah. And like I've seen the island.
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Like all of the metal. The bars on the inside. And the whole thing. The whole kit and caboodle.
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Like, oh, remember the frying pan?
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Not quite that rusty, but it's pretty wrecked.
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But no, I don't think I have.
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What do you think?
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You talked to them. The alien event wasn't supposed to happen to them. That's the way it just sounded.
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I now have the giggles and I can't.
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The way you just said that made it sound... I talked to you about this big alien event that was supposed to happen to two of your friends. Yes.
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You had heard on such not official information transmitting means, meaning on UFO Reddit, that there was a huge alien event going to happen.
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Okay. This is so annoying because it is embarrassing.
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Because you normally are like a skeptic. And we've heard ad nauseum how you feel about organized religion and all of this stuff. And you don't believe in anything. And that's not true. I'm not being fair. But the place where your whole critical thinking just goes gone is you buy in so fully to anything to do with aliens. Yeah. And you just jump, dive into the pool and swim with abandon.
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Yes. That's okay. When we talked about it with two people I respect deeply, Terry and Annie.
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And also before you've told St. Monica that there was a big alien thing that was going to happen. And you say it like it's happening. Okay. So that is buy-in. You also were talking about our government.
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Monday, February 3rd. It'll be up in your inbox and you can start hearing these voices every single ding dong day. And the idea of the show is we're bringing you the news that nobody's talking about, meaning the stories from across the globe that you wouldn't normally hear on any news station or channel. And it's Maybe someone won the biggest zucchini award in Duluth.
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You're talking about our government and how, you know, like you're saying it's so matter of fact, like president, the president thinks he knows everything. He doesn't know anything like there. I never.
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That's what I said. Then you followed that up.
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Then you followed it up with. So you're saying if he knew about the aliens, this is where I'm like, you've bought in. Okay. You're assuming there's the aliens to know about. Like you're just stating that as fact. Oh, yeah. If he knew about the aliens, he wouldn't be able to keep it to himself. And then you follow that up with, so I don't think he knows. Like, so no one has told him. Okay.
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They, I don't know who they is.
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I have decided to not tell him because he's not trustworthy with the alien information. And then there's going to be a big alien event. There's this big information is coming out. It's going to rock the world. We watched... We wasted an hour of our lives watching this stupid fucking on a, like, dumb news channel.
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Yeah. I forgot to take my shoes off and they said I was 5'10".
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I knew that you had made a yam. But I did not notice the honey or the cottage cheese.
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Did you come up with this yourself or is this, you put honey on the cottage, is that a thing?
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Is that weird? Is that like cute? I feel like it was like... Are you trying to be cute with that? Are you?
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What's my first? I think we've talked about this before. I think on a saltine. All right. I will do it soon.
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Now, you didn't answer my question. Is the yam cottage cheese honey a thing you heard about? Or what?
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Why did the pineapple become the sign for the lifestyle? Do you know what I mean? The swinging lifestyle. Why would they pick the pineapple? Can you look that up?
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Because it's prickly. To me, it's not a sexy fruit.
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I'm thinking now it's more like they're prickly on the outside. You're probably going to get some sort of irritation or minor STD from this experience, right? But the inside is so, you know, sweet and great. It's worth it. Do you think that's the analogy? Yeah.
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We're not being insensitive. We're saying all of it's bad. Okay. Right?
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It could have been smashed between like two hard surfaces, two boats or a boat and a dock.
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You're talking out of your ass right now. What are you talking about? An apple, I get it, versus a pineapple energy amount?
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It does. Let me throw this in here. And I think this relates to it being a part of the lifestyle. If you had never seen one, okay, and you come across this plant, this thing, it does feel forbidden slightly because when you grab it, you're like, wait, am I not supposed to have this because it's spiky?
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Whatever happened, it was not good. But she is a trooper and she would choose that again.
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It looks kind of janky, though, when she pulled it out like that, though. Like, is that sort of like when people eat upside down?
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The second one was from on Apple from Ash Babs. And it says, after getting turned on to NLR by St. Monica. What?
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Got it. Have you you've have you I feel like you had a pineapple thing and didn't realize that you might have been advertising at one point in your life.
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You didn't have any pineapple stuff. Pineapple earrings?
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And you are more of an authority on this than me because you have the best friend that's in the lifestyle?
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I look forward to my Wednesday morning commute with you both. I find you hugely relatable and always end up laughing out loud. After your fat boy junior recommendation, I had to purchase a box while grocery shopping this weekend. You were right. They are so satisfying and just the right size for a post meal suite.
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Especially during a busy week. I have a hard time deciding what and when to eat. Am I going to cook something? Is it good for me? All of that stuff, it brings me down.
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Step in Factor, though. They have come to my rescue with their chef-made gourmet meals that are ready to heat and eat in only two minutes.
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So each week you can choose from 40 options across eight dietary preferences on their menu. So this week, oh God, I had some good stuff. My favorite, I had a chorizo roasted pepper pasta with cilantro cumin. I didn't even know there was cumin in that. Cauliflower florets.
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You got veg options, keto options, meaty options, everything. There is also cold-pressed juices, which our son went bonkers for. Which one was it? I wrote it down here.
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He was so in it. So if that sounds good to you and you want to eat smart with Factor, get started at factormeals.com slash NLR50OFF and use the code NLR50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. That's code NLR50OFF at factormeals.com slash NLR50OFF to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. Let's talk about food YouTube for a second. We've been watching a ton of it, right?
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Our favorites, my favorite, maybe I'm speaking for you, but we've been hooked on Action Bronson's Fuck That's Delicious series.
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And especially... He has a couple like super cuts of trips to Europe and France. And then recently there's some single episodes of a newer France trip that he's on.
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But anyways, he's like pretty famous Queens rapper that also loves food. He's been doing this for ages, but they're so well done.
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I felt the need to finally write a review because I just unwrapped one and there was no top. Imagine if this is not a quality control issue, but a strategic play to pad margins with a half sandwich in each box. We need some kind of study to get to the bottom of this. Andy, your next passion project, LOL?
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I disagree a little bit because I think most of the places he's going are also they're really good, but they're more they feel more youthful. And I feel like there's a lot of people that are dressed like he's dressed very cool for that world, if you will.
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It kind of seems like we haven't chatted for a minute. I don't... You weren't around today.
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Oh, I think there's more nuance to it that you're not picking up on that.
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And on all these European trips, he hangs with this guy, Clovis. Yes.
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And it should be of note, too, that wine is a huge part of this show. He's seemingly like loves wine. And the amount of wine these guys drink on these trips, it's unbelievable, actually.
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Oh, well, on the most recent episode, they're in France. They go visit this winery, this like amazing little wizard 80-year-old man has. I think they said they tried 50 wines that day. It's unreal. Yeah.
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If you were that old, though, 80 years old, okay, could you be drinking that much and have that kind of energy? I guess maybe, but doesn't that seem to not add up sort of a little bit?
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But yeah, yeah. If I had eight drinks now, I would be blackout. I would be I'd be hung over for two days.
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I have crazy news. Guess who lives there right now?
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Yes. This is like unreal. This is a very quick tangent because I don't have that much info and I'll get more info.
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I don't know. They don't know. I'm like, what are you talking about you don't know? You don't know where your sister's living right now.
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I've already texted her. All right. I got on the WhatsApp because that's what you do when people are in Europe.
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Sometimes a passion project takes time. You know what I mean? I don't close. I never close a door on a passion project.
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To me, the alcoholism – and I wonder if there's truly a definition. But to me, it's not as related to quantity at all. It's like – Having known some in my life, it's like I know what it feels like to be around an alcoholic and I can see the instant they drink.
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And that's a characteristic a lot of people will say that if you know an alcoholic, especially one intimately, you literally can like see them morph into their different version of the second like they taste alcohol.
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I guess, yeah, I guess there's also different types.
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Well, I think everyone's chemistry is different. I do think that there is a definition for a binge drinker that you could probably look up that I think it's like if you have more than three drinks, like five days, nights a week or something that's considered binge drinking, I believe something, whatever it is. But I don't know. Can you look up what is there a definition for an alcoholic?
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You're so annoying. But anyways, in our family, I've experienced opening a Fatboy Jr. no top. Our son has. And now Ash Babs.
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Yeah. That is a very good distinction where... Let's say you have a family member, right, that drinks three drinks a night, let's just say, hypothetically.
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I think there could be two different scenarios where in one of the scenarios, and it could be due to many things, their chemistry, their personality, all sorts of stuff, but that that is impairing their relationship with the rest of their family.
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And they feel like they have no control, though. Like, they can't not drink, even when... Their surroundings, everyone in their life is telling them like, this is really hard for us, whatnot. They can't stop, right?
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Where there could also be a person that's having the three drinks a night and two scenarios. One, maybe you do find it annoying and maybe they are rubbing people the wrong way. And you're like, hey, this is like really annoying when you do that. And they're like, oh, okay. And then they just kind of stop. It's no big deal.
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Or even a third version where... They're just built a certain way where they have three drinks a night and it doesn't really affect them. And they do like it. They probably are addicted in some way, but not necessarily an alcoholic because it's not affecting their life, their social circumstance or anything like that. It's almost just like a medicine that they they really enjoy.
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Yeah, totally. Absolutely. You're totally addicted. I think you would be jaw drop surprised if you spent like... a morning at like a quickie mart to see how many people were buying, you know, tall boys of beer on the way into work or stuff like that.
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And or a liquor store, how many people are buying, you know, little shots of whatever it is. But I think, yeah, I think you would be pretty blown.
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And I had many people in my life, even before we met, that had approached me about me having a problem.
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I had some friends in high school that... They had kind of brought it up to me.
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Yeah. There was like this girl that would come visit in the summers. And I think her mom might have had a problem or something.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can remember her bringing it up to me.
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But I think for whatever reason, almost my body became averse to alcohol. It just doesn't make me feel good. And I think luckily for that reason, I kind of skirted it sort of.
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Well, the smoking, I remember looking into this that like oftentimes smoking can be associated with people that have ADHD. But if you think about the amount I smoked and the amount of caffeine I had back in the day, because I would drink tons of Mountain Dew or soda. I wasn't ever having coffee, but it was a lot. I mean, I would have a Mountain Dew every morning.
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I know, but I haven't seen you all day. I missed you. Oh.
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And I was smoking like a chimney. And what's interesting is now caffeine, I hate it. It makes me feel so gross. And yeah, but I wonder if that was part of that, you know?
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I mean, I do think – I wonder – how much outliers we are because I also do think there's a lot of people our age that like they have like three drinks a night you know what I mean that are just drinking you know I have a friend who is sober and I'm so impressed by them yeah I'm proud of them and they've been sober for a couple years now
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I think there are other people with kids our age that it is that pressure.
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Okay. We sidetracked. I love the sidetrack. But the reason I wanted to bring up this food YouTube stuff is you said the other night, like... What if I had a food YouTube channel?
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Yeah. I don't need the microaggression of the garage. It seems like you might say something nice, but you have to pad it with this, I know what the garage comment meant. I know how targeted it is at me. But carry on.
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So pitch me the show, and then I'm sorry I'm going to be an asshole and poke holes in it.
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I will give you that. You don't like vegetarian food. Think about that for a second.
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Hold on. You, any like vegetarian restaurant is not for you. You don't like it. Any dish that's like vegetarian forward or like you, you just don't like vegetarian food really.
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No, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I think even like the best vegan restaurant or this, anything like trying to push the envelope or anything that's like too many vegetables. Well, if there's a lot of mushrooms, it's going to be tough. Your version of vegetarian is, I would call you, don't take offense to this, but you are like a Midwest vegetarian sort of.
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You're not elevated in your vegetarianism. Now, maybe there is really a world for that channel, actually. But, like, you don't... It just surprises me how often you're disappointed with, like, vegetarian stuff that's known for being vegetarian.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I actually don't know if I missed you, but I won't retract it, but it does just feel like you've been gone for a long time for some reason.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
You like salads? Yeah. But then you like the kind of vegetables that are like side dishes at like a steakhouse. I do.
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You like your cauliflowers. You like stuff like that.
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But say you were to go to like a vegan restaurant, the section on the menu that's like the mainstay That's not speaking to you.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
So you're in this like niche. That's why. But as I'm poking holes in you, maybe we've.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
that other people need filled too. Maybe there, maybe there's an angle of the kind of vegetarian. I would like to see you trying to find vegetarian food that you like, because the honest thing is a lot of it disappoints you. And maybe that's your, maybe that's a setup. Honestly, I'm vegetarian, but you know what guys, sometimes it's hard to fill my hole.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Like it, a lot of times it disappoints me, but I'm on a mission to fill this hole.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
We just want to see if we could get a reservation for tomorrow night for two. Oh, you're booked for three months. This is actually for fill my hole. You might have heard of us. We have 20 million subs on YouTube.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Okay, your kids, one of our kids, your kids. I'm trying to disassociate from you that much that I'm saying your kids. Okay.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
You're at the admissions meeting for them to get into this like fancy school and they're looking at employment one night. So I see. So you're a food vlogger. Is that right?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Will you explain this a little better? Do you see how confusing this could sound?
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And what's the channel name? I'll check that out. I'll subscribe.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Fill My Hole doesn't exist. I dare you to go to fillmyhole.com. I dare you.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
So someone's just sitting on this trying to make money.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Oh, yeah. No, me and my wife, we have a YouTube channel called Fill My Hole.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Yeah. Do you want to just tell me why we just had that incredibly long, awkward silence? What you were looking at on that Fill My Hole? Because I see there's a list. We just sat here for... Maybe I'll edit it down a little bit, but we just sat here in silence for an uncomfortable amount of time. What were you looking at?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Almost seems like this is someone that's like sitting on that thing and also making an SEO.
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Yeah, like making it so it comes up in searches and whatever.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Sure, sure. Good for you. Your sick, twisted imagination.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I'm happy. I'm not happy. I don't know what I'm saying. I think we need to wrap up. I think I need some space.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Yeah. Charging cables. You got it. You nailed it. You honestly nailed it.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Mixed in with the old pet stuff, old leashes, brushes with hair on it or mixing with tech cables. Sure.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Oh my God, you sound like such an asshole. You don't think I take an initiative on things?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Well, I use that drawer a lot because I often need a cable or a battery pack or something like that. And I was looking for a particular cable. And I kept pulling out the same fucking cable. And it was a micro USB cable, which those have really fallen out of fashion. So barely anything uses those anymore. And I'm pulling one out. after the other out, and that's not what I need.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I needed a USB-C cord. And I'm going out of my fucking mind, and I'm like, how many of these fucking micro USB cables do we have? It was one micro USB cable after another micro USB cable.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
So that's what started it. And so then I pulled everything out.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
All the pet stuff, I tossed a lot of it. There was old flea medication. Oh, sure. I got rid of a lot of it.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I had no idea. So I organized everything. I put all the pet stuff in one big gallon-sized Ziploc bag. And then I brought that bag out to the garage and put it in a place that I would remember where it was that made sense.
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A few brushes. like an old collar of one of our pets, some leashes, and just some pet stuff that if we ever have pets again, it'd be nice to have it.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
That's another thing, yeah. So I kept the stuff I thought I needed in a Ziploc bag, and then I put everything else on the table, and I started going through it. I cannot tell you how many of those fucking micro USB cords we had. No, I'm not joking. How many? I threw away... I might have thrown away 20 of them and still filled up a little Ziploc bag with a bunch to set aside to keep.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Do you want to see if anyone's listening first? Oh, sure. This seems like a great tease that you did, though.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Well, because then you run. That's... Do you hear yourself?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I'm a gear guy and I like to be able to have the cable when I need it. And I do have a box of cables that are all labeled and stuff. So I have like a bag of USB cables, a bag of these other kind. I don't want to get rid of all of them because we might need to charge some random thing. There might be something that I don't know.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
So I got rid of all that stuff. Then I wanted to organize the cables that we do use, but I was mindful of like, how many of these do we really need? Yeah. We use the phone ones much more, so I have like three of those still in there.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I organized the battery packs, and there was like a little box. I put weird things that are very rare that we don't usually use, but I put them in the box so I would know that like the stuff that's weird is in the box.
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And I just organized it all, and I felt pretty great about it.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
So what you're saying is like, did I hit rock bottom, fuck a prostitute, like crash a car? Or did I just one day think like, I'm going to quit drinking? Yeah. Something like that?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Because that's a whim versus like something big happened with that drawer to me.
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Let me think for a second. No, I think it had simmered for a day or two. Okay. And then I was like, I'm going to tackle this.
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Coming from someone who's had two toes cut off in an accident on a boat.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Stupid. Okay. You didn't realize it's from buffaloes?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
The interesting thing about this, in my bones, I know it comes from buffaloes. However, this is where I'm starting.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Well, yeah, there's probably regular mozzarella and then there's buffalo mozzarella.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Holy shit. Bovine mozzarella versus buffalo. Hold on. Before you look anything up, here's where I'm starting to doubt myself. And I hate that you're making me feel this way. But when you think of buffaloes.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I would still choose to lose my toe over my nipples. Okay.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
But they're both, there's male and female buffalo, right?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Yeah, that is really cute. Okay. Let's get to the bottom of this real fast. Buffalo mozzarella. Just double check it's from Buffalo's and not Buffalo, New York, which I can't believe we're doing this. And then also see if Buffalo's.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
I wonder if anyone touts that they do make the best bovine mozzarella.
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Will you stop saying bovine? Does it anywhere say bovine in front of you?
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161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
Now, last question. Will you look up goat's milk mozzarella? And I bet it has its own name. And it's a type of cheese, I bet.
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Now, if there's someone out there that's lost a nipple and would choose nipple again, we'd love to hear from you.
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Hi, I'm Tara Schmidt, a registered dietitian and host of On Nutrition, a podcast from Mayo Clinic, where we dig into the latest nutrition trends and research to help you understand what's health and what's hype. There's a lot of wild stuff out there, so we'll be keeping it science-based, research-informed and practical.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Anyways, getting back to me at 25, 35, 45. So 25 year old, you have no need.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
So why are you not effing the 45-year-old?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
So you'd rather marry that person?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Let's just say side piece. Well, the rumor is that she is Santa's side piece.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
What a journey it's been for you. Well, I'll tell you exactly how I feel if we did this for you.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Okay. I haven't even thought about it, and I'd have to really think about it.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
So even when I was in... It's a trickle.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
It's not powerful. When do I notice it? When you sometimes shame me for it. I notice it in public bathrooms like when I'm next to another gentleman at the urinals and they roll up and it's just... Do you get jealous when you hear me peeing? You have very, very healthy flow and yes.
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I do. Sometimes it's disgusting how... So there have been even some times throughout my life where I've been really worried about the flow. And I even went and saw a urologist when we were living in New York a long time ago. He said there's no problem. So I had an epiphany, though, the other day.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
The other day, I drank a lot of water through the day just because we've had like a sickness flowing through the house.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Just trying to stay hydrated, keep it clean. And my pee's gone. We're big, full, powerful streams.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Oh, okay. Okay. Maybe you're right. I think before I had even been introduced to LaCroix's, et cetera, I think the fact is I'm just not hydrating that much in general. Now, my pee is not dark yellow or anything like that. And I'll even have low flow pee days where it's a pretty clear stream. But I think in general, I probably could be drinking a lot more fluids.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
if I wanted that hefty stream. The problem is, here's the problem though. I have to pee constantly when I do it and it interrupts my day. It's almost like my bladder's not used to that much pressure maybe or something. It would be such an adjustment for me, I think.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
And if you want to rewatch it, if you were there for the blast.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
And you want to revisit the past.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
What the fuck? What are you talking about?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
It's just rubbing my hands together.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
You must have so much contempt for me that you're noticing me rubbing my hands together.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Let me ask you what's more interrupting, okay? This painting, your painting, or waking up every single morning to you taking a dump. What's more interrupting?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Love it. So, okay, back to Meg, Christian listener here. Okay. Thank you. My faith means so much to me, and I still think there's so much booty to be found in it.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Every, it's like clockwork. You get up.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
You get up, you go out. I don't know, maybe you make your coffee or something. You try to be quiet. We have a new dishwasher removal deal so that you're not unpacking the dishwasher early and waking me up. But then you come back in like 20 minutes later and you do.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
You do your morning's morning.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
And then it like really wakes me up.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Finish your thought and then we'll move on.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
We had Element for a minute. What happened to Element?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
And my bowels. That's the pitch to them.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
If we lost that deal, I really would like a deal with Tushy because I have been, unknowing to them, I've been an ambassador for three, four years.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Nope. I've heard about it, but I don't know what it is.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Because you're lactose intolerant. And what happens when you eat too much dairy?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I did see those. Those don't interest me. What are they? Chocolate-covered chestnuts?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I remember that. Those are chestnuts?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I'll try one. Your socks aren't matching. I know.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Many my faults. I will admit that.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Oh, the hands thing. Without a doubt. Like way above all of it. And even the comments you made about me at 25, 35, 45.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I know. That's what I said. And I have no problem with any of your comments on that.
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But way less so than like the rubbing my hands together comment.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Are you listening to what I just said? Like nothing.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
But you being so... Like having so much contempt for how I rub my hands together after I'm taking a shit.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
You're a loud eater. 21 years? Is that what you say it is? 21 years. How have you done it?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Yeah, well, when I put on lotion at night, that's like the worst for you.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
It just sounds like your list of compromises that you have to make or turn a blind eye to is like a pretty lengthy list. And it seems like it must be so hard for you, you know?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
So it's whatever kick you get out of me.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
No, I understand. I hear what you're saying. It covers up for all of the cons. If you're making a pros and cons list, it sounds like your pros list might be a lot bigger than the cons list.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Maybe for New Year's, we make a pro and cons list for each. And then we can each pick two of the cons and then we'll promise to work on them for each other. Okay. As a New Year's resolution.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Know that there are some of us out here that hold a lot more in common with you. Than with the wild Christian influencers.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
How do you want me to chime in? One by one?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Sounds like somebody that nobody likes wrote that.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Laffy face. Love you both and thankful for what you do.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
The older I get. I agree with that in complete statement. I've also come to the, is it realization or, what's the word I'm looking for? Revelation, maybe.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
That there are going to be people that I don't like.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
That I might even think are a piece of shit.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
that to some people in their lives, they might be wonderful too. I'll take it that step further. It's almost like everybody is multifaceted. We can't all like each other. Some people are gonna be legit pieces of shits. Some people might just be a piece of shit to me.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
What a perfect example. They should amend that. I mean, what a perfect example. Okay, let's go to number two.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
It feels a little fluffy to me. Some people are born with it.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
And I would say – This person, again, wasn't. Just saying the author.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Very clearly. And it was so extreme. It seems like you're in a good place to talk about it now. Yes. You would not have been in a good place.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Where I was a little worried about you. I definitely checked in with you, but you were dark in the darkness.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Could it have been hormonal?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I don't know how I feel about that.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
12. I think I do have a higher threshold than some folks for not caring if people like me.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Love it. That sounds like great advice.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Oh, I'm sorry. You want to become Baha'i now?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
It's the classic thing. There's been a study about people that make their bed first thing in the morning, right?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
There's something to that that those people – I forget what the study is. It's a famous thing. But it's really good for you to make your bed like right now.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I'd like to know if we have any Baha'i listeners. Shout us out if you're a Baha'i listener.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
No, but to build your confidence, you got to keep trying to slowly learn and succeed. I think it's, I like it. If this is number four, though, I feel like they're going to get pretty flimsy pretty quick.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
No, I like that. The whole thing that if you don't fail, you can't ever succeed or learn is great. That's the only way you learn is by failure. I love it.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Okay. We're going to come back to this. After this list, I want to talk to you about this optimism thing. So it's related. But I probably agree with that. I'm not good at this one. I got a lot of negative self-talk in my head.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Well, let me rephrase that. There is some towards me, like negative self-talk about myself. But I think it's more just like negative talk in general about how things are going to work out, how I'm negative.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I think my rub against it a little bit was how it's related to confidence. I do totally agree. Like your, let's say your work shouldn't be what your self-identity is completely attached to.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
But I do, as far as confidence, it is like, well, you know, What you're like working at, working towards goals and stuff like that can highly affect your confidence. That's why I think there's a little bit of a disconnect on that particular one for me.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Yeah, fake it till you make it, sort of. But people feel the real.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
There's also this thing on Instagram and TikTok of – I don't know if you see this in your industry or if this is even in your feed, but I'm sure there's other people like genres of this in your feed of – people that are like explaining to you how to do the thing, like they're a fucking authority, but it's like, you're not an authority at all on this thing.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Well, you're just someone that figured out how to talk about it on Instagram. It's like, you don't have the bona fides to back it up.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Yeah. Well, this is just related. I was listening again. Shout out to St. Monica for turning me on to the Acquired podcast. I've been raving about the Costco episode. But these guys do really deep dives on tons of businesses that we know. Nike, Hermes, stuff like that.
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They did an episode that was – I haven't listened to the whole thing, but it was a bit of a recap like what they've learned from all of these companies like doing these huge deep dives and what are like some big takeaways. And I started this episode last night before I went to sleep and just heard the first one and then I fell asleep.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Mm-hmm. but the idea that like Sony started in the worst year in maybe the worst country, like Tokyo, 47% of residents were homeless in that year. They started in the craziest, worst time you could ever imagine but were optimistic and then literally became the biggest electronics company in the world. Wow. But I'm not doing it justice.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
But I just thought like, oh, that is a thing that I need to remember of like optimism is so good. Yeah.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Which I don't give enough credence to, I don't think. Wait.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Well, here's the problem. I've had that thought, too. And I was talking to another friend about this recently. And. The issue with that idea would be that... Because you're being optimistic, right?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I don't think, like, I'm canceling yours out. I don't think mine has, like, a bigger weight. So I kind of think that might be a little bit bullshit in the scenarios that we're talking about. Mm-hmm. I do think that I could maybe temper my kind of way of going about this. I am, like, a very realistic guy, and I think that's okay.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
But maybe I need to, like... Yeah, yes, yes. Agreed.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
He was just like you and me. Just trying to get through but helping people and had a little foot kink. He sounds like a pretty relatable guy.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
I worry that it takes away some of the energy of it. That the thing almost stays more real if people don't know about it. And then all of a sudden it's like, here's the thing. Where the second you start telling people about the thing before it's even a thing. Yeah, I have this idea that it loses its power, sort of.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
But yeah, it is weird. With all my negativity in general, though, I do still have a low hum. everything's going to work out. I don't... Like, that never gets, like, flamed out.
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I wonder if mine has a little bit more weight because I'm not going to the extremes ever. Do you know what I mean? Who knows? But yeah, I think it's a good balance, you and me, with having that stuff. That being said, maybe... One of my New Year's resolutions really should be just some crazy optimism to just see what that feels like.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Yeah. I don't know what that meant, what you just said, but yes.
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Is it really? Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. We got a Christmas, Hanukkah episode, then New Year's?
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148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
And if you are listening on Christmas Day, the first night of Hanukkah, I think as well, thanks for joining us on this special day. We're happy to hang with you on this day.
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We feel very lucky to be able to do that.
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That's what I think Meg summed it up perfectly with. And we do... Have no beef with the Christians or any religion, really. What we have beef with is the greed, the homophobia, the racism, the misogyny that shows up in any of these. And my big pet peeve, especially with a lot of the cults, is the brainwashing and really just fucking up people's lives forever.
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That's the stuff we got a problem with.
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If you want to ride or die with JC just because you love those beliefs and whatnot, we're totally down with that.
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And don't get me started about Christmas. We love Christmas.
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Let's not use the intimate code words. That's not something I want to share.
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This is adorable, but also like pretty dorky. But adorable.
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This one felt sort of appropriate.
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It was so fun, and it made me really... Was there... I didn't ask you this. Were there... Any professionals there?
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Like mixing cocktails and stuff?
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Oh, that's so fun when you get a mixologist at the party.
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There was kind of like, was it, there was like a sexual energy between the mixologist and maybe every single woman at the party.
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It's from Meg over on Apple Podcasts.
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Mixologist seems like too much.
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Okay, yeah, let's unwrap that.
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I've only heard, this was recently, I caught a little bit of an interview with Timothee Chalamet. Is that right?
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I've seen this guy for years now, right? Crushing it. This skinny guy that all the ladies like, right?
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Finally started listening per St. Monica's request.
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Little fairy man. Never have heard him talk, okay? Does he have a British accent? No, he's just a guy from New York.
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We watched him in Wonka, but I haven't even seen many. Anyways, I hear him on a podcast, and I was like, oh, okay. like maybe a little bit of what you're describing.
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But he's going to go down as one of this generation's best actors.
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Because they're just soulless, empty human beings.
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He was like literally the every man's man. Every person's man.
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Like literally every humanity's man.
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That feels appropriate, too, on Christmas.
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Okay, last week we, at the end of the episode, you had the F. Mary Kill question for me that was Costco, Box City, Target.
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I said I was going to think of a really good one for you. Okay. Okay, and I was going to give it to you. I want to give it to you right now.
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All right? I'm a little worried this might be way too easy for you. Okay. But I still think it's decent.
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F. Mary Kill, here are your three options. Me at 25 years old.
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Me at 35 years old. What are you doing? And me at 45 years old.
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What do you think? Decent question, maybe?
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Because I know what you're going to say.
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It's so easy. If I'm wrong, I will be so surprised. Let's go. Do you even need to think about it, or do you just have it locked and loaded? Is that what you're worried about might be so hard for me to digest?
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I had them slightly different. I had that you were going to kill 25-year-old me.
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Marry 35-year-old me. Kind of that guy when we started, the family was just burgeoning and kids were on the horizon. Our family was coming together. Oh. And then that you would F 45-year-old me just because how handsome I've become. Yeah.
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I was more effable at 35 because of my essence and who I was back then.
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It's not a problem. I'm just asking questions.
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generously for so long and what is remembering the sopranos what do they call the like the mistresses the side pieces do you know what i'm talking about a guma
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That's why we're here is for these answers.
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21 years. So you really do have the data for this question.
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I was on a walk just with our daughter the other day and she asked if I was a bad boy. Yeah. I forget what we were talking... Oh, I know what we were talking about. We were talking... This is actually pretty interesting. Quick tangent. We were talking about... She was talking about how some of the boys in her class...
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Oh, because she was talking about those, like they were bad, like they're seen as bad boys, right?
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And then she's like, were you a bad boy? You were a bad, like, because you've kind of alluded to I was a bit of a troublemaker, a bad boy.
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This won't change anything between us. I know, no.
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Yeah, yeah. You're inspired by these crazy dancers.
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Maybe. I thought that was so fascinating. I also want to address a comment that I couldn't find, but that I saw from a few weeks ago that asked what my ranking in Rocket League was. Oh, yeah. And the comment, tell me if I'm remembering correctly, this sounds like a listener whose boyfriend plays. Yes. And are they in Iceland? And is he also a music producer?
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I thought it was bad. It's been a little better lately.
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So you did have an agenda when the other day you were like, do you want to do Apple Fitness again to get that started?
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We hang out so much is the only problem, though. Do you know what I mean? I do.
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Okay. I thought you were bringing it up. One, I was worried. Did you see me in the hot tub? And then you were thinking, like, he needs to... Okay. Two, I didn't even think it had anything to do with the dancing videos. I thought you were more on this bone strength, like perimenopause kick. Well, it's all of it. It is all of it. Like, I need to get the dumbbells out so I can get strength.
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Can we talk about that vagina cream that you got that has the crazy label on the front? Sure. Do you remember exactly what it says?
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Apply one ounce per vagina. Like, as if one person has more than one vagina?
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Slide into my DMs or something. I got to know who this guy is. An Icelandic producer that also plays Rocket League.
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What about, I know we've, off air we've caught up about this and it's probably good to catch up on it on air. Your oil painting, we've decided we're going to take back the easel that I got you for Christmas. You're not ready to get into that full bore right now.
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washing my hands of it but i do want to take that easel back yeah we'll take the easel back you never opened it great hopefully it'll be easy to take back how about you i know you have your cup is overfloweth but are you excited about the idea of doing weights with me i'm yeah because of this seeing my body in the mirror i'm like oh i should do a little thing have you also noticed i've lost weight yes you have noticed yeah but you never said anything
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Anyways, this might ruin all of that. I'm not ranked at all in Rocket League.
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Yeah, I did about two weeks ago and it was kind of shocking.
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Yeah, I've lost probably about like 10 pounds in the last year. I assume it's some of the ADD medication for the past year. Yes, yes. So I'm trying to be a little bit more mindful about like eating and stuff because that can make you not want to eat as much.
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I'm not ranked because it turns out to be ranked. You'd have to be playing competitive matches online with like people everywhere online. I'm only playing with my friends.
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Yeah. Well, real quick, though, to be honest about the extracurricular, like doing things I have not found time lately. You know, I have I love making music, obviously. And I have this little gizmo called the Ableton move that I love so much. And they keep updating the machine. The machine got updated like two weeks ago with some features I've been wishing it had.
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And I literally haven't turned it on since then. Oh, my God. That's how busy I've been.
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And so I do need to find some time for stuff like that just to have a little me time to like enjoy making stuff. I also need a little me time outside, I think, you know.
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Oh, no, I'm interested in that because I think it'd feel good for the body and soul.
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I think that and getting a good sleep is the name of the game.
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Do you know what I mean? We need to. I've been staying up pretty late lately.
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Oh, these days we need sleep, you and me. That's all I want.
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Now, you took the reins and you got on the Brooklyn Bedding site. Yes. And you were looking through all the different options and whatnot. Yes. And it looked so cool. I'm jealous that you did it, but you picked us out the perfect mattress because you can say like how firm you want and tell what type of sleeper you are.
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Yeah. You're trying to get up to half 60. Yeah. But anyways, since we've gotten the bed, we have been loving it. Yes.
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But I'm not ranked. I have no official ranking.
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But maybe if I played this Icelandic dude and we went toe-to-toe with some, I don't know, what's another country?
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I can say it's scientifically loved by Elizabeth.
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Okay. If we went toe-to-toe with some Norwegians, I'd get ranked.
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Shout out to all our Norwegian listeners and also shout out to our Finland listeners. I saw that we were number two on the charts there recently.
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Yeah. Like, you were in bed on your phone, and you... No, I just did it when I got out of the car last night. Oh. I set it up so I knew it would play. Gotcha.
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So to whoever you are bringing us up those charts, really appreciate it.
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I know how Dave Matthews gets you. You're a real sucker.
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I mean, say what you will about Dave Matthews, and some people love him, some people hate him, but the guy definitely fucks. All evidence points to that. You know what I mean?
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Well, I wouldn't be listening to Dave Matthews, so I'd be listening to something else. But I think I'd be cool, too.
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Okay, have you been listening to the Tim Tinsley? Yeah, I have, I have. Okay, because it was on in the car the other day. This is one horrible thing, that we're sharing a car at the moment, and that means— At the moment, baby, it's—this was a great thing that happened. This is.
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Oh, yeah. If you think about insurance, gas, everything that we're going to be paying. Registration. But there's one huge downside on it.
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That's not the downside. Oh, what is it? It's that now we share the same Spotify account again.
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And mine's going to get so tainted. Yeah.
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I don't know. Just whatever you're listening to. And you have a habit, too, of you listen to the same thing over and over and over and over again. So then the algorithm gets, like, bottlenecked, like, into Elizabeth Niche. Yeah. You know, there's no variety. And I'm trying to expose the kids to different types of music, but oh my gosh, they definitely have more of your taste than mine.
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Those are, to be fair, things I weren't that into, but I enjoy them now.
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I guess she's in like a, she plays bass, so she's in a like classic, like she wants to hear rocky stuff. So Weezer, Green Day, like stuff you learn when you're playing bass for the first time. Okay. So that makes sense.
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And then, okay, you want to know your most egregious thing? And I don't know the names of the Counting Crows songs, so forgive me for not knowing the name of it.
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You literally skipped over the best Counting Crows song, which I'm like, if we're going to listen, I doubt it. How does that one go?
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Never heard it. But anyway, so even in the Counting Crows canon, you're skipping over like the one song that's good.
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I let them listen to whatever. And you know what? If there's bad language, I let them listen, but I let them know. I'm not listening to any, like, you know...
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Yeah, that stuff. The stuff I love. I'm not listening to that stuff. But if there's other stuff, curse words, that's fine in my car with them. And they understand. Cool. I think they understand.
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I I'm here for it. The other day, I know I told you this, but I don't think you understood. And he was around how wild and funny it was. We're just sitting eating the two of us, him and I. And he just there's like a break in the conversation. And he just looks at me and goes, how do you manage? And it was the funniest fucking thing. How did he know that would be funny?
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But then as I was laughing and then I told you about it, he then was being like, you know, you're just so busy and stuff. And then I was like, oh, I hope you're not being serious. How do you manage? I thought you were being kind of funny. Yeah. But now is it, like, sad? Right.
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Right. But, man, he's got some good timing, that kid.
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We definitely went to St. Augustine, Florida. That's like way down there.
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Those are the two I remembered, but I'm sure there were other destinations. We definitely did a Disney World trip once in Orlando. Then we also did like... Hilton Head. What's that? South Carolina?
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We did other beachy stuff like that. Yeah.
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I don't know if our kids would love a long road trip. There's not as big of road trip culture. I'm sure for some people there is.
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I mean, for me, it was... Having a Walkman and listening to music. Then after that, having a Discman and hoping it wouldn't be skipping the whole time because they were so shitty and the CDs would skip.
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And then just stopping at the gas stations, the weird gas stations I loved, like going to Florida. We've talked about Stucky's on here before. Yes. Like those kind of stores. And then just like stopping at restaurants to eat. I loved all of that aspect. And then- You get to the hotels. I loved the hotels. That was so fun. And they used to all have arcades back then.
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So it would be, where's the arcade in the hotel? Can I go play? Mom, can I go to the arcade?
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No. Well, back then, though, it was like, yeah, you guys go to the arcade.
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And then the parents are just chilling. Right. Getting drunk. You know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.
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We should do a little something. We have friends that just did Grand Canyon. And I was like, that actually sounds kind of cool as like a little mini road trip.
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I think you can do it in a day, but you also can like split it into two days. They stopped in Las Vegas at like a really fun hotel that was like very kid friendly and had like, you know, arcade and, you know, crazy water slides.
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Hmm. No, I was a pretty good kid back then.
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On vacations? I'm not a troublemaker on vacations. Are you a troublemaker?
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Oh, see, I didn't do that. I wasn't at that age. I do remember one spring break that I went to Mexico with my buddy Justin. He came with me. And we were with my mom. And I actually think my grandma. Oh. And the first day we were there, we're in this tiny little town and we go out on the beach and we find our buddy Taylor, who that we used to be in a band with, is on the beach.
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So we're like, whoa, what's Taylor doing here? Yeah. And he was on vacation, too. And we drank a fucked on that trip.
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And we would go get, they called 40 ounces of beers. They weren't quite 40 ounces. They called them ballinas, I think. Okay. Like 32 ounces and, oh, we were drinking ballinas and.
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getting fucked up because you could also buy them when you're 15 down there oh you know what i mean that's fun that was that was very fun and just smoking mexican cigarettes yes see that's what i'm talking about getting into trouble i didn't have enough of those for spring break did you ever do a classic classic spring break where you're going well yes i did which i'll get to i do want to share you did
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You've done no Tai Chi dives, to be clear.
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You got to always blame it on other kids as long as you know that your parents aren't tattle type of parents.
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I've never had a ocean beach hookup, but I've had a lake beach hookup with sand. Probably a little bit different types of sand.
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Oh, that sounds like it would be luxurious and great.
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Yeah. You now sort of need to take a legit class to really get a feeling of like how off this place was. I know.
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How can you not say? B. You're lying, I can tell.
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Okay. Was he a St. Louis guy also? Yes. Oh, so you knew him back home?
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Oh, this is why you don't want to talk about it. He's going to hear this.
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Chances are pretty high that he'll hear this. And to think, I hope he's more of a skilled lover now. But chances are he might not be.
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No way. There's no way I'm beeping out his name.
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Have you looked him up ever on social media since then? Like, did you look him up in high school? Did he go to your high school?
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But you remember his last name? Yes. Whoa.
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So you're sitting on the toilet. Yeah. And then you had a wastebasket. And you were really sunburned probably too. So sunburned. And had been recently fingered by Marty.
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I got really food poisoning sick on a trip with my mom, which was probably spring break. We were visiting grandma again and on our trip back. I got crazy sick like the day we got back to St. Louis. And we think that it was a ham sandwich at a truck stop that got me. Oh, sure. That was what we always thought. That was the first time I had an IV.
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It was most likely the mayo was the theory.
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I don't know, like processed meats that are cooked like ham. I don't know how dangerous that is unless it's like ham. I guess if you're mishandling ham, but I bet you can much easier have a snafu with mishandled mayo than with mishandled ham.
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Yeah, what am I talking about? They always have like deli meat fucking disasters. You're hearing about listeria and whatnot.
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I told you that thing about how gross deli meats can be because the law is like you can't have the bag of deli meat longer open for like seven days, right? After seven days, you got to toss it.
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Yeah, that's like the food handling laws. You know, there's protocols at a Delicatessenite grocery store.
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It's something like seven days. But so you, the customer, doesn't know, are you getting it on day six or are you getting it on day one?
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Mm-hmm. Or if it's like a real popular meat, I think you can probably feel pretty safe. You know, if you're getting like a smoked turkey. Yes. Probably a better bet than some weird like, you know, specialty item, if you will.
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I might be talking a little bit out of my ass, but that's okay.
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I could see how someone with that likes olives would really like that though. If paired with like a salami type meat or something, I could see how it could really go together. The saltiness of the olives. I don't even like olives, but I, I really see how it could work.
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I don't know. I think it crosses a boundary.
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So did you really hook up with him when he came visit? I forget. Or did you guys not really hook up?
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Yeah. I mean, there could have been a chance.
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You know, I had a girl in high school come visit me and I was sort of dating someone. No, high school. This is high school.
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In Idaho. From where? St. Louis. What? Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, hold on. This is going to be so crazy.
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If you know who this person is, because I don't think I've talked to them since they visited me in Idaho. We lost touch. We didn't go to school with them.
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I'm always free-balling. Haven't worn underwear since 2009.
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There was I think it was we were friends.
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But there was this girl that I'm going to have to talk to Josh about this because I don't even remember how we met her. But like we would go to her house and go swimming all the time. And we were like friends with her. Josh and I. What's her name? Oh, boy. Now I'm like kind of nervous that you're going to know who this is.
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And then you're going to be like, it's going to be like, oh, my God, you know her? Okay, are you ready?
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Yeah, it's just dawning on me, you seeing the guy visiting.
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But I don't even know how I kept in touch with her. If she called me and was like, I don't even know how it all came together.
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No, actually, that probably doesn't make sense. Maybe like a year.
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I don't remember. I'm going to have to talk to my friend Josh about this.
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Probably just like a few days. Or I just remember seeing.
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I think I might have sort of had a girlfriend.
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Oh, that doesn't sound like a butt pat. That more feels like a, I'm moving on. I'm done with you.
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That sounds more like here are my hands on your hips and then bye-bye. Just slide it over. Bye-bye.
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No, no, no. I just want a little bit more intention. Good job. Do you hear that, Pat?
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It seems so similar. It seems so similar. The rhythm is even the same, but it's the intention. And there's a little bit more power in the good job.
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What's her name? What's the link of the place? Let's put it in the description.
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Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I didn't read this comment last week because this is from two weeks ago, but I needed to share this with our listeners. This is from Stephanie on Spotify. Long-time listener, first-time commenter.
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Not the fixing part. No, no, no. The form, I don't think.
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Yeah. She's been staring at that ass for years.
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Oh, you just mean you shook from like your muscles. Yes. Oh, if you're not shaking, you're not baking. Hey, getting to bodies again, or just because we're talking about bodies sort of, or I'm imagining your body and this other woman's body. So let's talk about my body for a second.
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Actually, before we get to my body, hold on though, but I got to jump. I'm jumping everywhere. Before we get to my body, if a man did that to you, is there any scenario where a Pilates man coach could give you a good job?
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I'm a designer for Disney, and there are no mirrors above the sinks in our theme parks to help the circulation slash avoid people taking a long time looking at themselves at the sinks. Usually, we will have one large mirror near the exit. Oh, my gosh.
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How many times would you say you've gotten with a fitness instructor of any kind after class?
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In what world is someone going to multiple hot tubs?
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We went hot tubbing like we're on a bar hop? Yeah, first we went to this hot tub, and then we walked a couple blocks to, you know, the other hot tub, and then we went to that gross hot tub.
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You can get, I think, can you get a staph infection from hot tubs? Let's just say yes.
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I don't even know what one is, to be honest.
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And what is strep throat? Is that strepilococcus?
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It was Michael. Michael. I like to call him Mike. Okay, my body. So we're in this hot tub. And it was pretty hot.
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Yeah, and they must like it hot because before we got in, I think Brian had said it's almost like there to temperature. Like he was monitoring it on his phone because he turned it on so we could go tubbing. Anyways, it was a little hot for me. So I would get in for a little bit. Then I would get up and just keep my legs in and I'm sitting on the side.
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You were right. I didn't believe you that. You were saying that there weren't many mirrors in women's bathrooms.
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But how I'm sitting on the side and we're all just chatting. We're having a lovely time. But I was facing the house, which was basically if I wanted it to be a wall of mirrors.
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And weigh you every day, but that seems odd that I wouldn't notice that, but sure.
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Quell, is that the right? Quash? Smosh? I can help in that department because I thought you looked really sexy in your swimsuit.
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Really like that swimsuit and I think you look great in it.
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I don't think there's a chance. I'm going to start crying. Thank you.
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I'm serious too. What do you want me to say? Just lie to your face right now? How far should I take this before I throw the car into reverse?
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I'm serious. No, we can't do this right now. We can't do this right now. Listen, everybody has a complicated relationship with themselves. I'm teasing you right now, obviously, right? Right?
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I do not think of you as someone that has a hard time loving themselves.
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And maybe what you're saying right now is you've maybe had a hard time with your physicality, it seems like you've struggled with, like loving that aspect of yourself.
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You should just love it. I absolutely love it. And I think you look really sexy right now.
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But let's not make this all about you, okay? I'm sorry. Can we make it about my body for once?
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Yes. And I'm not such – I don't have – can I say bitch tendencies because we just learned it on Temptation Island? Yes.
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Okay. So I don't have bitch tendencies. So I was sitting out because I didn't want to be hot in the tub and overheat like you. Seems like you might have overheated. But I was staring at myself and it was the first time I was looking at my upper body and I was like, oh, that's what everybody's looking at. It is a very kind of middle-aged man's body, which it should be. I'm a middle-aged man.
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But it felt like a little bit more like saggy and I feel like it might be time to maybe put in a little work.
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No, it was after, and this is why I brought this up, okay? Ah! So continue, and then I have one big question for you.
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Sweet. Real quick, staying on this health tip in imagining you're at a college orientation and they're giving you information or asking you questions and whatnot. Yes. My folks told me an interesting thing. Now, they're in their 80s. Crushing it. Crushing it. Anyways, they're going to the doctor here and there and whatnot.
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My mom had a physical recently and she was telling me about it because she was really struck by... a few of the questions the doctor asked.
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Most importantly was like, where do you live? And they're like, we live here. And they're asking, is it a house, whatnot? Are you comfortable in your house? Do you like your house? Do you feel safe in your house?
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And then, and they're like, yes. And then they asked like, do you feel safe in general? And it's so fascinating to me that my parents, this family, They could not have asked a crazier question to my parents. This was like mind blowing to them.
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But to me, I was like, that's so sweet to imagine a doctor that I'm imagining is like, you know, probably like 45 asking these old people, like, do you feel safe where you live? They're asking every age, but it just is a very sweet thing that like doctors are mindful of that. And that's probably on their criteria of questions to ask.
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Illegal for a doctor to ask that? Yes. Why, I wonder?
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for doctors or pediatricians not to be able to ask about guns like is like you can't ask about it's what's so absurd to me for that is that is that is so clearly like a gun lobbying type thing where if you are let's say you are a proud MAGA American okay yes very proud and you've got your guns and whatnot easy to imagine
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I feel like I could sit you down pretty easily and point out how fucked up that law is by saying, like, you value your freedom so much. You value your guns. This doctor doesn't have the freedom to ask you if you have guns. Like, I feel like I could convince a MAGA person to wrap their head around that.
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Right. That's what I'm saying. But it just feels so much that the origin is from a fucking money making piece of shit gun lobby situation.
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And it is sad to think that, like, let's say, and I don't know, did that law actually get passed or do we have any doubt? But let's just hypothetically, the benefits of let's just saying a doctor. anywhere to newborn parents, let's say, as you know, when we're about to be parents, we go to the gynecologist and whatnot, or just those first pediatrician videos, those first pediatrician visits.
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For a doctor to be like, oh, and by the way, like, do you guys have guns in the house? Yeah, we do. Okay, great. You need to make sure they're safely locked up. Here's a pamphlet on that. Like, you know, if guns are normal in Florida, it should be fine to be like, here's a pamphlet on that. Just as if you're learning other things, like, do you have these other things in the house?
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You got to be really careful. That can, that's really bad for newborn.
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It's so hard for me. It is. Well, please don't.
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They're one of the perfect people to share the information because they can do it in a nonjudgmental, like if it was in a nonjudgmental way, like, okay, you got a new kid, you have guns, you need to lock them up now. That's just the thing. Because some people might not fucking realize it.
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great offense yeah i kind of i get it i think i get both sides i understand it but also i'm not gonna not ask like yeah sorry if it offends you it's you know i'm gonna protect i'm going to protect my kids i feel like you've you've even you've learned the nuance of it even more since these interactions i think you can go and be like i know this might seem crazy i ask anytime
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I go to anyone's new house. You might think I'm bonkers for this.
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You think the thing that I'm referring to as a neural pathway issue is ADHD related?
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OK, we're really dwelling in this area of guns and penises and venereal diseases and whatnot. One last thing, though.
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Wow. Could we? I don't know if we could. I don't think that might not be the best for the algorithm. OK, I have talked many times to you, obviously, whenever when I was born, you know, in America, a lot of kids get circumcised, you know, at the hospital.
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And the person doing my circumcision that day, either it was their first time ever doing one or it was. I don't know, or they're just really bad at it. I don't have the best job. It was the botched job, right?
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It's like that Owl City song. No. What's the blame it on the ADHD song? ADD song? I don't know, but... It was like a huge hit. Sail. It was called Sail. AWOL Nation or something.
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Sure, sure. It's not that big of a deal.
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Basically, yeah. And for that reason, I'm given a huge privilege to be able to really not have a bias on cut and uncut penises. You are.
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And I love all penises, okay? You know, you can have whatever penis you want. And I can say that because I ride for both teams.
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Now, I did have a thought the other day, though, that... made me do a little internet sleuthing. I thought to myself, it is pretty bonkers just that people are circumcised because this had to have started at some point in history in modern medicines pretty recent. It's pretty wild that some guy or some group of guys or a group of people Like decided to do like of all parts of the body.
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Like I want to cut off part of this part of my body.
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I'm because I'm like looking into now since the like 1850s. It has been a prophylactic, like preventative health thing. Okay. And I can school you on that, but I don't really need to. The earliest historical record of it is in Egypt around 2400 BCE. Okay.
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There is no well-accepted theory that explains the significance of circumcision to the Egyptians, but it appears to have been endowed with great honor and importance as a rite of passage, performed in a public ceremony, emphasizing the continuation of family generations and fertility. It may have been a mark of distinction for the elite.
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It is also honorable in the sense of like, we're not going to do like a finger prick on you or like we need to do something that shows like how I'm saying manly you are as like a warrior back then or something. What would be more manly than to cut off part of what part of your body? Let's pull the dick.
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Blaming on the ADD. Oh. Yeah. Well... That was a bad impression of it, but yours I got.
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And it's a continuation of life. Right. Symbolic.
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So this is interesting. And it makes me think of like how many things we're getting right and getting wrong in medicine in general. Right. Oh, that are like, you know, that we might like smoking, for example. You know, we find out smoking is bad. Right. In the beginning, though, there's doctors saying, oh, it's good. Go for it. You know.
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But in the 1850s, there was a British physician named Jonathan Hutchinson, which it was like his jam for I think they said for like 50 years he was going on and on about circumcision. But he thought it like cured like. All of these crazy ailments where it's like, no, no, no, it doesn't help with any of that stuff.
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But anyways, it's interesting. But to all my cut and uncut people out there, like whatever, it's all good. It's all good.
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Oh, wow. That's fucking hysterical. I really had it back then. Okay, go on.
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I don't say it. You said it a few times. Maybe I have in the past, but I'm just going to brush my teeth and get my mouth guard. That's the mission at hand.
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Was that before or after we were married?
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That's pretty good. I'm a mommy. I'm pregnant. You're pregnant. It's kind of funny.
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Yeah. When you probably did still want to be a movie star in Hollywood then. Isn't that interesting? Take away from that?
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Not then though. At 28, you would have been still, you're still performing.
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Did it really bum you out, sort of, though?
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You just corrected that, though. You were going to say who you were. Well... I wonder if I can find some old cards of yours and maybe you look dumb. I'm going to have to look for those.
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I brush. I mean to get the mouth guard, but I don't. I get in bed and then fuck, I get up and get it. It's a neural pathway that I've carved over and over and over. I have to fix that because how do you break a habit like that?
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I really wish you would have shown it to me before you got rid of it. I'm so curious.
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This be how I want to dig out your butt.
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No. It's more embarrassing than revealing I had to clap. That's not embarrassing at all. It shouldn't be taboo. But... It makes me feel... That's when I'm chain smoking then and like a little punk. That's what it... And like making diaper depends jokes. I do find the I'm pregnant one funny for some reason. I do think that's kind of funny. And that's not something I would come up with now.
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But yeah, like, yeah, just depends jokes. And yeah.
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Cause you can't, you can't sustain a long,
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That's wild. But great. Yeah. But great.
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I think syphilis, it's very common. It just can make you go crazy. Google how does syphilis make you go crazy. Like how does it manifest?
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Yeah, I don't know if it's like, do you start hearing voices or something?
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There was like a I don't think it's happening. But do you remember? I think there was a little blip in Los Angeles of like a syphilis blip because there were billboards. There were billboards. Maybe it's national, but it was definitely in L.A. Like there was a watch out for the syphilis.
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That is hard to hear. It's hard to take in.
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I'm not really well-versed. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, well... I wonder if the kids are talking...
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Oh, yeah. This is from C. Denison on Spotify. I nearly drove off the road while trying to take an exit because I couldn't stop laughing about the half the face lymphatic massage. Cry emoji. Can't wait to hear the follow up. We got to do this. We haven't started it yet. So you need to massage half of my face. Is that right? Yeah.
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I agree with that. But I think the alternative of what's happening right now is just as bad, if not worse. I think what you're hoping for is more of a like... What's happening now?
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Kids can see any and everything on the internet. And then when they become adults, then there's just apps where you just can get on and go F whoever you want at the click of a button. You're saying you want more of like, Probably when we were growing up in the 90s, like how that was in France maybe is what you want for the world, right?
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I'll put my little head in your little lap and maybe we'll put something on the TV while we do it. Yes.
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Where like being sexual is like, you know, there's boobies on billboards. I don't want that.
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What's your problem with boobies on billboards in France? Let's say because they're they're being like, this is totally natural. It's not sexualized. Right. It's like it's normal. You watch TV after what I forget if it's like after 7 p.m. There can be boobs on TV in France. Right. Like. It's not as big of a taboo thing.
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My point is in a culture, and maybe I think France is a pretty good example, that it is less of this crazy stigma. It's just like, oh, no, this is like a natural body. This is a thing. And you're growing up not so much with it being so taboo and wrong. It's like a much more just natural part of life. Same way with how they approach drinking alcohol.
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And there's like less binge drinking, like sort of.
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Yeah, they have a different flavor of it. Yeah. I know what you mean.
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When you lead a lifestyle like you and me do, you have to be careful out there.
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Well, I think you're making some good points, but I also think.
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I think we're, it's like, I think we both have some check marks, sort of. It's not all, because what I'm describing, I don't actually necessarily put into that category where you're saying, well, it has to be in that category.
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My hands are cold right now, so I will maybe try it later.
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It's been chilly. Okay. Well, you know, there's a polar vortex landing on America right now. Like it's going to be in some places 40 degrees colder than it normally is. All over America.
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It's all a part of the same thing. This is just as big of a warning sign.
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We've been watching Emily in Paris and, you know, she's, you know, she's having sex with all these new European people. And I'm just curious if these one night stands, if they're wrapping it up.
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You know, there's been all this like to do about Trump saying, you know, we're going to take Greenland and whatnot.
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Why would we want Greenland? Is there like oil and stuff or something?
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I've also had an STD before and it's not fun. Okay.
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Let me take you back to 1999. I had chlamydia.
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It's just so, you know, it's so taboo, and people just need to, like, rip the Band-Aid off, you know, so the information can get out there and people can start acting accordingly. I want everyone to be safe out there is all.
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That's how I feel. I hope the youth has had it beat into them about just wearing a condom.
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Do you think that's an orientation now? Let's say you see Santa Barbara. I would hope so. And hey, by the way, guys.
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You know, they're talking about other important stuff. They are. There is definitely like a sexual health. Night or symposium or... Night.
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Well, you said something the other night that you were like, well, no one's like... Did you say no one's died from an STD? You said something ridiculous.
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Captain Kangaroo from Died of Syphilis.
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You know who I got it from. Name names.
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Okay, I want to be covert because I don't think it's fair to this person.
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Now, let me... It's a photo album I found.
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Yeah, that is weird not to mention your ex-wife.
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If you find a boyfriend's photo album after that moment, you're like, what am I going to find in here?
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It wasn't sexual naked photos, though. It was you smoking, sitting. There were no sex photos, though. There was no sex photos. And we never took any sex photos, by the way.
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You just like described a beautiful piece of art. Like if you were to run that tape back, okay? Do you want to describe it one more time and listen to yourself saying that? Okay, windowsill, cigarette, sun shining in. I know you didn't say that, but sun's coming in. Well, it was in the morning. I remember that.
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You don't forget a photo shoot like that.
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Okay. Let's just say I didn't have many partners in college around this time. I didn't have sex with that many people.
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Now, whether she was monogamous, I have no idea.
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There's a potential. I don't want to be.
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No, no, no. But you're asking like, could, let's say, could someone get chlamydia a year ago? Yeah. And then maybe pass it on.
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Sure. Yeah. I don't know. That's a great question. That is a very good question.
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trying to be respectful obviously the um penis yes penis versus the vagina thank you okay so anyways i was dating this person and i got um i i had to go to health services because it really hurt started hurting very bad when i peed sharp like a uti you thought maybe you had a uti something like that i just knew something was wrong right was it burning Yeah. Yeah.
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Sharp pain. Sharp pain. Yeah. So I went to health services and I find out I had the clap.
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I do believe I got a little bit of the swab, which is really bad. They don't do the swab as much. Oh, they put it in your dick hole? Yeah. Anyways, we don't need to revisit that. But anyways, they send me on my way with some antibiotics. Fortunately, at least for people with a penis, the chlamydia is not that scary of a thing. And you just have to get on antibiotics.
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It sounds like it's going to be very tender and so sweet that you're massaging. It would be different if you were massaging both sides of my face. Yeah.
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Send me in the whale. Yeah. Okay. So I do remember I went to, I can envision the grocery store and pharmacy I went to. And I got like a 12 pack of beer and this prescription and was like, whoa, is me. You know, I've got.
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Yeah. I got the clap and this thing. And let's just say things with this girlfriend. Yeah. Were it was not a trepidatious. Great word for it. Yeah. Trepidatious.
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No, no. And there were always other boys in the orbit and me feeling jealous. Was she fucking these other guys or were they just good friends? Seems like she might have been. There were all these question marks, right?
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Now, whether it's fair of me or not, I'm just gonna be my authentic self. There was no fucking doubt in my mind that I got chlamydia from this particular person. When I told them though, they flipped it right back on me and I was the origin of chlamydia. And I thought to myself, there's no fucking way. So you're saying you got this from me?
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Yeah, like if you were a raw dogger in my orbit, I made sure to publicly shame you to everybody.
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You know, it's like, that's not cool.
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is I want you to tell me you got some new face tan lotion, tanning oil. Tanning oil.
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Look at me. What side? Here, in case people are watching on the video, because I would get confused left and right. I want to do this side or this side.
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Hawaiian Tropics SPF 4 tanning oil that you are raving about. I don't like it. It feels dry and powdery and crusty.
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Okay, so what am I getting? Because I'm going to Target later.
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I want the one that you used to use. That one I like. I like the texture. I'll put it on every day. It's not me not wanting to do it. It's now going to be just having to figure out how to carve it into my habits, like my mouth guard that I forget every time.
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No. Now's my time to leave. I think it was just a coincidence. I think she... Probably heard the cops had been called and she had a few more seconds for that to sink in and then she headed out. But that's scary.
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Well, think about I do think that you probably get a lot of people who are kind of. have like this, I'm really special and I need attention. Like you said, I didn't, you know, I didn't make it or I'm trying to make it and I'm so important and special and I need to, you need to treat me with respect.
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And when I walk into motherfucking guitar center, you're going to go, wow, like Bobby Jean is here and there or something.
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Also, they are used to seeing, I mean, it's in LA, you're used to seeing anyone, even if you were, you know, some amazing person coming in, no one's going, holy shit, you know, at most they're like, yeah, man, I liked your, you know.
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I just – but there are a lot of people who are very needy emotionally.
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Thank you for that review. Feels like a lot of pressure. Not about our friendship. Of course, we are besties. Mostly that our marriage banter.
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It sounds like they did everything right.
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I heard something recently that was like in an emergency, stay calm or be dead. Okay.
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No, what did you say before that?
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Well, de-escalating. It sounds like someone did need to step up and take a little bit more control. Like... Yeah. Yeah. I would be like, you know, Tyler called the cops. And then I would try to say like, ma'am, we're so sorry.
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Wow. Well, I'm glad you got out of there safe. Were you a little shaken up?
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A little rattled? Not at all. Why do you say it like that?
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Yeah, it's tough. And actually, one of our kids, I think, has anxiety around being out in the world because of this shit. Never lose that spidey sense. See, I would have been the fuck out of there probably sooner than even the gun threat. Yeah.
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When, like, this was... We talked about this a year ago or however long it was, but when we were at the Stromae concert... Oh, yeah, when you were worried that the balcony was going to break. I thought the balcony was going to collapse. Now, it's like a balcony that has probably, you know, it's architecturally sound and it has to give to it specifically for that reason, probably, I hope.
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Many, many concerts are played at this place in L.A., downtown, right, by USC. And... So I could have talked myself out of the fear and been like, you're being unreasonable. And ultimately it was not correct. Like it didn't collapse. But I don't ever want to talk myself out of that fear because occasionally things collapse. There's like a stampede. Things happen.
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Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy.
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And then it tells you which trees are going to thrive there. Yeah.
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That's an additional 15% off at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code NLR. That's fastgrowingtrees.com, code NLR. Now is the perfect time to plant, so use NLR to save today. Offer is valid for a limited time. Terms and conditions may apply. Okay, so I have to tell you, I had something very fun happen to me.
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I got pranked real good. Yeah. And I don't think you've given it the respect that it deserves. Are you kidding?
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Now, I'm also, it's so funny because all of the people who are at this weekend away have podcasts. And I feel like every podcast is going to be talking about this weekend away.
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Because it was a Mahjong weekend away.
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It was at one of our friend's houses out in the desert. And we were there to play Mahjong.
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I've had some crazy shit happen to me at Guitar Center.
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Truly nothing else. Now, our friend, like, it was incredible. And this house is amazing. And they hired someone to come cook dinner for us. It was, like, such a luxury. And I, Andy, was in heaven. Like, we rolled up to the house. I had Daniel Schneider, who I adore so much. And I've only just recently become close with. True Mahjong.
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Mahjong unites. She and I shared a room. Yeah.
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And we, like, I loaded up on, I brought Cherry Cokes, Haribo gummy bears, Pringles. Like, I was ready.
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Well, I mean, I do have to say, I think I was coming in with a different vibe. Like, I made a ranch dip and, um.
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No, it was very tame. Like, none of us got drunk. It was very different from, I think, even three years ago what a girls' weekend would look like for me.
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This home also has a kind of really elevated 90s aesthetic, but in the best way possible. And this living room was, like, meant to host Mahjong tourneys.
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It just, like, fits. It looked so beautiful having the tiles set up there. It's really lovely. And so... We kind of got right to it. I was going to say I brought like kind of trashy food. Yeah. Everything else was like roll top tier. So but I was OK with that. I owned it and people didn't seem to mind it.
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Ranch dip and... Ranch dip, yeah.
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And carrots and cucumbers and peppers. Yeah, yeah, totally. I know that you're saying that, but I think that it's true. Yeah, isn't it? Am I kind of like... I don't know. In some ways, I think of myself as kind of sophisticated.
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Well, I'm a little like... Well, one example is that I fucking crushed this whole tournament. While I was there.
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Yeah. Or I'm like straight-laced. I take things seriously. Okay. You know. But I am Midwestern.
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I mean, I just can't get away from that.
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So anyway, so much fun. I mean, that first afternoon, I was like, I am in literal heaven. Like, there's nothing to do in front of us for hours and hours and hours, unencumbered, not thinking about anything. No offense, but like you were the kids or anything except these tiles. And I was with some of the funniest human beings alive. And it was just so much fun. So we get to it. We play Mahjong.
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We have this amazing dinner. The next day we play Mahjong. I have to leave early. People are staying for a whole other day. Another 24? Another 24. And Jessica St. Clair came in to like take my spot, basically.
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So excited to talk to you for an hour as though no one were listening. And I'm really going to hold true to that today.
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So I'm coming home because it's our kid's birthday, and I obviously am not missing that. But we had a scoreboard, a whiteboard, and you got a checkmark every time you won a game.
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It was janky because we didn't have the right pens and stuff like that. It's fine. Everyone's aware, Andy.
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Now, sometimes there were six of us. Sometimes there were two three-table person games going. Sometimes there was just one four. And then sometimes there was a four and a two. And I had never played two before. Okay. But it's fun. It's like a whole different beast. But it's very fun. Long story short, by the end of the time that I am leaving, I have won eight games.
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The next person had won four or five.
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So I'm ahead by three to four. Nice. Now, Casey had gotten so upset the night before. Now, she originally said, let's kind of spice it up and say if you win at the four table, you don't have to rotate out.
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Well, it came back around to haunt us because I thought, oh, okay. Now, I had offered to sit out because occasionally people are sitting out. Like someone had to go do something or whatever. Then someone else is sitting out.
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Okay. So I had offered to sit out a few times, but it never like gelled because then it was like, no, we'll do two, three person tables or whatever.
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But Casey basically banished me from the tables at one point and said, it's not fair. You haven't rotated out. There was an imbalance between like distribution of games and
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Yes, so it's like how many more, but we never took that into account. What's your percentage of winning per games played?
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Because sometimes someone would have to go do a call or something came up.
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Yeah, so she banished me. And was very aggressive about it. But it was very funny. I mean, this group of people was so much fun, but we were all like... No one's holding back. Everyone is saying, people were legit pissed off at me for winning.
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People were, you know, but it was fun because everyone's bringing their worst versions of themselves and somehow also the best because it's like the most honest.
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No, you're not honest. You're not honest. Huh? You're just like cutthroat.
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I've seen you in Solitaire, definitely.
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And Baker and Baker is taking back the review. I sense tension in this marriage.
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Marriage. So anyway, where was I?
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We had so much fun. Like, we got into the hot tub. We watched the full moon eclipse. It was incredible. We were like, just had a blast. So I leave.
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Yeah. There's a whole 24 hours of play. Yes.
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But trust, I took a picture of the board. Because you're hoping that you win. No, I just, I had already won. I mean, time standing still at that moment for me. You won. I'm leaving.
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Yes. I like that attitude. I'm a champion.
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So then I head out. St. Clair comes in. Now, St. Clair doesn't play. She was told explicitly she's allowed to come, but she is not allowed to learn while she's there. No one's taking the time to teach her mahjong. You know, she's not. She is just there as like being around us, them, I should say. And she loves it. She's going to be there. So she's there.
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Then the next day I get a text and it's like, well, we all leave here sad, angry, frustrated. Like none of us could have seen this coming. And they send me a picture of the board. And I'm like, I cannot breathe when I see it. Everyone has as many or more check marks than me. But the person who has the most is Jessica St. Motherfucking-Claire.
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Who also I've heard her say in the past, I have no interest in playing Mahjong.
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Yes. So it turns out St. Clair, as this is all conveyed to me, had taken a professional lesson, professional lessons. Nice. Came in, smoked everyone and won 15 games. Now I have some notes on this, but I was like, holy shit.
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Oh, you've got Andy. Sort of.
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So I was shocked, appalled, and was like, they were like, she won literally every game she played. The only thing I was like, she played 15 games?
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Be it two-person, four-person, whatever. And I said, Casey, was she ever banished? Indeed, she was banished. You even said, I was so shocked, you know, the kids were involved. You said... Could it be that you had a bad teacher?
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Okay, if you hear a hoot and holler, you got to get the fuck out.
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Sinclair took professional lessons.
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I was like, I can't ignore that. Now, I didn't text that to everyone because our teacher was beloved. Her name is Sam, and she's part of our crew, and we love her, and she's very good. But you had a point.
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So I had to find a way to carry on with my life. Now, my confidence took a real deep dive, you know.
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Because this is like something I have right now.
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Oh, it was clear that I would not. Well, I demanded to play St. Clair. It was clear that I was not going to win, though. It was like, oh, I'm going up against like, you know. Someone, Andre Agassi in tennis, like, and I think I'm good around my club.
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Although I did have the thought, I was like, maybe if she's that good, it is like tennis, again, a sport that took my dad where she would elevate my game. Yeah. But I was like, I demand to play. Go through this whole day. Our daughter's birthday also.
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Okay. Did it seem like employees goofing off?
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You might be right. Yeah. I'd love to see those statistics. Yeah, yeah. And I come out and she goes, Mom, I just saw a text on your phone and it is going to cause some drama. Sure enough, it was, Elizabeth, we have to inform you. St. Clair didn't even play. She's like seeing one of the cards made her start sweating. Like she has no interest.
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We just couldn't get through the weekend informing you that you had won. Yeah. Wow. Now, it turns out I was tied with Kulop.
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Now, what Kulop won, I'm going to say for the weekend, is style.
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Held herself in her wins. Also, she maintained, you know, we all got pretty ugly out there. She was not, you know, not being direct, but she maintained a semblance of kind of... Demure? No, like, just self-respect. Also, was dressed very fashionably the whole time, whereas I was in, like, holey t-shirts and... Midwest. Not even Midwest. I mean, I was like, I just came to fucking play. Yes.
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I'd given up caring about anything outside of those tiles.
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Very fun. But I was shocked at, like, in hindsight, I'm like, of course St. Clair didn't play 15. Why did—I was like, they went too big.
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No, they nailed it. And I—my confidence, I guess, needed a check, and I— I bought into this full with open arms, open legs, you know. I fully let it inhabit me as truth. And it turns out it was all a ruse. They really got me.
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Yeah, there's random, like, kick drums going off. Yeah, yeah.
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We're going to get into it.
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But isn't, aren't you just going to, oh, it's rainy though.
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Like, I'd understand if it's like sunny and nice because you're going to be out by the campfire and then you really just are in the tent to sleep.
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When you did, like, your canoe trips in Utah back in the day... We always shared a tent. Always shared a tent.
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Maybe you just haven't been out in those... It's similar to... There is a difference between when you're in your 20s, early 30s, and now we're in our mid-40s. Like... I would, if I were, for example, going to stay, it just depends. If I were going to go stay in a hotel or something.
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I did this, I guess, a couple of years ago, went on a girl's trip, but we each at least had our own beds. It was like two double beds in a hotel room and there were two hotel rooms.
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But I fully understand if someone's like, I need to have my own hotel room.
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Yeah, the carrying doesn't factor in all that much to me.
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Well, I'm like, are you – I'll carry the tent. Are you scared to sleep in a tent by yourself? Are you a little scaredy cat?
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Good for you to know, because what if down the road you're invited on some kind of camping thing and you would be expecting, like... I know.
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I like the saying. Did you just make that up?
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Okay. I need to talk to you about... What happened to me with our child? We, I took him to urgent care. Because I suspected he had strep throat. Yeah. Sure enough, he does. Nailed it. And so we go into this urgent care. And it's like, I was like, this is great. Not that long of a wait. I will say something very upsetting. We were like behind two people.
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And this broke my heart. And I, like, don't have any information, wouldn't have any information, but I was sitting there going, oh, my God. This older couple across from me who were in urgent care, okay, he was so jaundiced.
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And this is going to come back around because I'm like, I really hope they went somewhere else. Because, of course, when I see jaundice of this level, I'm thinking pancreatic cancer, which my mom had. But like yellow pancreatic.
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Yeah, but I'm also like, I don't know where they are in their journey. It could be someone who has pancreatitis and knows about it and is like... Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
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Mm-hmm. Sure. But really great check-in system. It's all digital. You get a text and it's like you're second in line. Whatever. And then we get into the room really quickly. The nurse does a very quick multiple swabs and is like, great.
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Yes. We would. This is where it's like, you know, I'm very lucky to have writer's guild insurance. It's not worth, because you said, can we get him into our doctor? And I'm like, it's just not worth it. In LA, it's so annoying. You have to, it's a whole day basically to go to your doctor.
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Yeah, you basically have to serve two weeks' time there and scrounge for yourself, find food and sustenance, and then eventually someone you couldn't decipher if they're an employee or a person off the street.
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Yeah, so all you need is a swab, and I just knew it.
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And they also swab for RSV and COVID and, you know, whatever, even though we had already checked for COVID. Yeah, yeah. So we're just there to get antibiotics, basically, should we need them. And she does the swab really fast, painless, great. Wait a few minutes. And then she comes in and she has this look on her face. Okay. She's like, so it is positive for strep. And I was like, oh, okay.
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Well, you know, we caught it before it turned into anything. Yeah. Great. And then she's like, and this is my first time working with this provider.
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Uh-huh. Okay. She goes, so... It's really up to you, but the doctor wants him to be tested for mono. And I was like, mono? And she said, yeah, and I'm not sure why, because it's positive for strep, but it's up to you. And I was like, I'm not going to test for mono. Like, it's strep. Why on earth would... And it's a finger prick test, which, you know, it's no big deal.
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But also I'm like, it just logically doesn't make sense to me.
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It's odd. And I also was like, you know, let's do the treatment for strep. Should that not be effective, then I'll take him to his pediatrician.
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I do. So then she goes, okay, that's what I would do. And I was like, okay. So she says, I'm just going to go write this up and then you'll be, and we'll get the prescription. You'll be good to go. Great.
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So we're waiting in this room. Luckily, our kid is obsessed with origami because I brought all this paper.
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He was origami-ing his heart out.
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Because we were waiting for a very, very, very long time.
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I didn't know. I thought she was going to come in and say, okay, you're good. I open the door and I look out and no one's there. And I'm like, I'm just going to leave the door open. And I then see her walk by and she was like, what are you still doing here? Good.
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And then she goes and gets the doctor. The doctor comes in. This is a doctor who could be here at urgent care or could be ranting and raving at Guitar Center.
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No, that's too, like, this doctor... Was wearing clothes that looked like they hadn't been washed in weeks.
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He was wearing a like puffy vest over his scrubs that first of all was about two sizes too big and had stains all over it.
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I'm like, I actually wonder if this guy, so, and the puffy vest was of this urgent cares, like logo was on it. And I'm like, does this guy, is he a practicing doctor? Or like, did he find this vest at Goodwill and just decide to cruise in and say he's a doctor? Like, truly, I couldn't.
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Oh, boy. I have some stuff to tell you.
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Does she look like she's got lots of money?
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No, it all went together. So he also had a face mask. We're all wearing face masks. And it was like dirty on the outside. What? And I couldn't understand a word he was saying like he is he's definitely on something or he was drunk. I don't know. But like I had to I kept asking him like to repeat what he was saying so I could translate it to Otis because he was asking Otis like if it hurt places.
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Are you getting eyes on her?
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And I was like, why are you asking him if it hurts places? Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. but in a way that was kind of incoherent. It was so unsettling and upsetting. And I was thinking about the gentleman in the beginning of... Oh, God.
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Yeah, like, is he... This is who he's seeing... with a potentially like life-threatening situation you know i really hope that the nurse i assume if they had the same nurse i'm sure she would have basically led them like she did with me like in a very diplomatic way to say don't listen to this doctor like this doctor yeah But I also was thinking about this nurse who works there.
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No, no. Like, she clearly worked there. I don't know if he's kind of a substitute.
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Well, the vest threw me. Trust me.
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That that's where I'm like, well, this is kind of a chain urgent care. So I don't know if maybe he's getting like rotated around.
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I feel so bad. He was the most inept. I mean, truly did seem like it could have been someone who struggles with mental illness and, you know, just waltzed in and is play acting doctor. Yeah.
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Maybe. I don't know how it works. This is a question mark for sure. I mean, I don't think that that's – I don't know that people are getting into medicine to be like, I'm going to work at an urgent care. Very different from working in the emergency rooms or ICUs of hospitals. Right.
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So again, to answer your question, because I did also have the thought naturally, you or I or our other child will have strep in about five days. And am I going back there to, I assume it's me. Yeah, I probably will because I know the nurses are great and that's who, that's all you need anyway.
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Well, yeah. So you and I will definitely be going if we succumb. That's crazy. It did. Oh, God, this guy, the man, though, has like stayed with me and I keep thinking about him. And I'm like, again, I don't know. I first of all, if you have jaundice, it does not mean without question that it's pancreatic cancer or gout or that that's kind of a different sitch.
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Well, that's true for 75% of the people in there, but yeah.
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It's usually pancreas related. It just means your body's not processing bile. So, but I, yeah, like that moment of going to find out what's probably not great news.
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Oh, okay. Well, mine is maybe potentially scary. I'm not to try to one-up you. But is anyone out there listening?
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Right. Did you ever have mono?
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Never? No. Guess you weren't kissing that many people.
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Oh, yeah. It was like the sickest I had ever been. Damn. It took me out for like three weeks in high school. I remember. You know what, though? It's a fond memory because... It was such a hot makeout session. No, I'm just kidding. No, it was a fond memory because my mom, I remember being in St. Louis. I was 16. I was like laid out in bed for so many weeks.
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And my mom took such sweet, tender care of me. And I think that that's probably the last time that I can remember having that dynamic with my mom.
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And I try, when our kids, as our child is right now, although much better today, I love taking care of them when they're sick. Even though it rocks me. You know, being like sleepless nights and stuff like that, I'm just, I can't even operate. Yesterday I was probably pretty grumpy after not really sleeping the night before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah. But I also – there's like – I take such a pride in caring for – Yeah, yeah. You do a great job. I really – and I got that from my mom.
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Well, also, like, are we talking a gel? Are we talking white cream?
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It's such a vibe. It's a vibe. It's definitely like, it's where hopes and dreams go to die, first of all. And it's a magnet of like riffraff. And I will tell you my Guitar Center story after this.
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Okay. A couple of things. First of all, something like that is a disposable thing. Like you are going to be getting through it and throwing the bottle out anyway.
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Different from something that is reusable and you're supposed to like. Sure. You know, to your point, the soap dispenser or, you know, I was like, why do you throw away Teddy's toothbrush and stuff like that?
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So it's going to be going bye-bye anyway. You're not like necessarily, I don't know, throwing something out that should be salvaged ultimately.
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Second of all, sunscreen, I feel, has an expiration date on it.
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Not that it needs to be refrigerated or anything.
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And speaking of, you know, you've had skin cancer, your father deals with skin cancer, like this is not an area to mess around with.
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Doesn't matter. This is something we put on our kids' faces. Like, it's not worth it.
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No one should be seeing nipples on a ski slope.
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Yeah. You need to also, like, there is an event, and you know that there will be nipples out. I just do think that this is an unspoken law of the land.
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My story at that exact guitar center was circa 2000. And I had graduated from college. I don't know if you know this, but my parents had died the year before. I've heard that one before. A million times. Within the same 12 months. And that's want to make someone sing. It's really weird that you said that like that. A million times. Yeah. Just want to make someone sad.
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Do you remember when we were idiot teenagers and we thought it would be cool to be shirtless? And then it ended up being like Nick got frostbite.
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Yeah. That's a really great way of looking at it. You know, I was... Listening to Eckhart Tolle this morning, and it was kind of about how the whole thing of life, of this life situation we're in, is that challenges are going to come our way. That's its whole thing. And you need to get to the place where you're going, there's another challenge. There's another challenge.
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It's not like, oh, no, another challenge. It's just like, this is what life is, challenges, and you deal with it.
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But you don't let it – you don't need to get upset about them necessarily. And his whole point is also like challenge it. Like when good things happen, it's not when we grow in consciousness. It's challenges.
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And so those guys created a challenge for themselves. Right. But a beautiful way of looking at it is how you are. Like similar to my Mono. reflecting on the mono I had, which at the time I just wanted, it was horrible. I hated going through it. Little did I know it was creating such a beautiful memory for me.
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Now, I do want to say, these guys, was there a guy, because I can imagine, you know, I don't know, we're going to go shirtless. How cool is it? And there's like Tyler and Tucker and their six-pack abs. And then there's Will, who, you know, is kind of not rocking the physique that Tyler and Tucker have.
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And I would put myself in the Will camp just generally in life going like, okay, well, we're going to all go, we're going to the Bahamas and it's me and all my friends and I'm in the one piece and they're, you know, whatever, which I've worked very hard to move past and I still continue to work hard.
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We can't even fucking go skiing without Tyler and Tucker making this about that.
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That's kind of an interesting point.
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Will's up on that fucking chairlift going, are you... I mean, he'd be a little bit warmer at least probably, but going... Oh, great. Like, this is what this is. I didn't want to even do this.
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I just wanted to go on a ski trip. And my uncle has a place up here. And I invited them to be fun. Like, I thought this would be cool to have like these friends who, you know, I'm finally in with like the cool kids kind of and I got this place. My uncle has invited them and then they're like, let's go. It's supposed to be like 60 today. Let's go shirtless. And then I'm like,
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Nipples have different meaning, obviously, for women, I would say.
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Also, my pinky toe is so little. I actually once had a friend who was like, we were very high, but he was looking at it going like, how is it so little? Like the nail on it is so little. It doesn't even make sense.
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Take it. It's yours. It's basically a skin tag.
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It's like a little skin tag with a little tiny dot.
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I think if I lost my pinky toe, my income would only skyrocket.
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Okay. Good night. Good night.
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No, you sure do. I had a lot of dead parent jokes this weekend on my trip because, unfortunately, our dear friend Matt hurt his foot playing pickleball. And so there was a lot of, you know, court sports are very dangerous. I should know. My father, you know. What? Tennis took my father and all that stuff. Yeah. Really fun for me. Luckily, I was in a group. I'll get to that.
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We're all our worst selves together, and it's such a fun time. But Guitar Center, I was 20. I graduated from college a year early. Impressive, given that my parents were dying left and right. And I moved to Hollywood to become an actress and was in a dark, dark, dark place in my life. Say the darkest.
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And I was driving around L.A., like, with the feeling like my dreams are so far away from me, I can't even, like, begin to grasp them. I'm not getting any auditions or anything. Going through Backstage West trying to get, like, low, low-rung bottom feeder managers. And the only thing getting me through is listening to Dave Matthews. And I am listening.
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And I'm driving. And I find myself, almost like the universe pulled me there.
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And I have, at this point in my life, I had just inherited an amount of money that felt substantial to me, but it turns out was not at all. Boy, that went away real fast. Anyway, no 19-year-olds should have money. I... Pulled over to Guitar Center. I went in and in the saddest place, truly, it's such a sad place. Like you said, you're walking around.
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It's both too cramped and there's too much space. And you're like, the employees are all, you know, there might be one or two that still hope for something to go their way.
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Well, I think once you're there past five to ten years.
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I'm just saying there's no judgment. Listen, it's a journey we all go through. Except for the lucky few, I guess. But I would love to know the stats on how many Guitar Center employees end up making a living as touring musicians. We'd love to know the stats. I'm sure there are a couple. Yeah. Anyway, dropped like $650 on a drum set.
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I get it home. I set it up. Then I'm like, I got to take lessons. Where does that lead me? To a garage in Burbank. Very sad. I'm not going to say the name of the band.
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Okay. A drummer for the Violent Femmes.
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Yes. At the time, and I hope he's thriving now, but at the time, he was doing lessons out of a, you know... Garage and Burbank, he may have been living out of, I don't know, but really inexpensive lessons. And he was pretty fried.
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I think he was struggling with addiction. And he, you know, didn't really teach me much because he couldn't communicate really, but man, could he drum.
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And he sold me one of his like Zildjian hi-hat. He was selling me stuff. So anyway.
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That's my Guitar Center story. And I guess it doesn't even have that much to do with Guitar Center, except it's amazing how people find themselves there in their darkest hour. Me, not excluded.
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Wow, isn't that something to say out loud?
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They probably see this shit all the time.
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Is he like an alterno Andy?
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Yeah, you need to identify yourself. You need to identify yourself.
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He's taking charge and he's been shoved.
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Why are you not like, and I'm out?
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Leave the pedal. You'll come back for the pedal. So...
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Oh my gosh. Thank you. Listen, if you want to be like N. Baker and Baker, you can support the show at patreon.com slash nobody's listening right. I do have to say this past bonus episode for the month of March is one of my faves. We had so much fun.
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Did she ever throw the flowers? I was waiting for a few.
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No, the flowers were waiting.
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The only person that you've mentioned getting shoved is someone we still don't know who they are.
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Ja, das war einer der größeren für uns, für sicher, wo die Sachen auf den Wänden wirklich schämen und so. Ja.
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But like those really big ones, I wonder how long it's, and obviously there's aftershocks and it keeps going, but like that first jolt, are we talking, like a minute would feel like an eternity probably, right?
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Nur verbal und was in deinem Kopf zu tun. Und du sendest keine offensiven E-Mails oder Grafiken. Ich spreche nicht.
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So you're really breaking all the rules.
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Yeah, and then one of us will come get them when it's safe to come get them.
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Yeah, I think running during the shaking is supposed to be bad news. Also running during the earthquake, it's like you didn't have time to put your shoes on and it can be really dangerous and then one of us loses a foot and then, oh my god, where's my foot? Your foot? Yeah.
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You could, I was pointing out how you could.
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You're running and then like part of the house breaks and then something falls and foot gone.
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Well, I mean, I think adrenaline, it'd be bad news.
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Okay, let's, if we're to review just what we've talked about so far today. Hey, we'll blame it on the hot water not being around, I guess.
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Oh, okay, so looking like a real badass.
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Nein, es ist mehr nur deine Sicht auf das Leben. Mein Weltbild.
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Did they have the button though? Because I did the button two days ago. What, CVS, the one closest to us?
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Interessant. Was ich interessiert fand am anderen Tag, als ich bei den Kindern bei CVS war, war, dass ich neue Deodorant bekommen habe und es war geschlossen. Also habe ich den Knopf geschlossen. Warum? Warum ist Deodorant geschlossen? Ich weiß es nicht.
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Ich glaube, ich weiß es nicht. Aber du hast den Knopf geschlossen und sofort auf der Intercom, es ist wie Customer Service benötigt und Deodorant. Und ich und die Kinder waren so, oh. Aber wir dachten, es wäre so lustig, weil wir dachten, was sind all diese Seiten, die du nennst, die du nennst, die du nennst, die du nennst, die du nennst, die du nennst.
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Was wir in einigen Storien um uns herum gesehen haben, ist, dass wir sie initiieren und dann wegnehmen. Also, ich wette, es gibt Forschung darüber, die sagt, oh, das schmerzt in unserer Grundlage mehr als die Verlängerung.
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Das ist gut. Aber bei Target ist es so, dass es Mitarbeiter gibt. Ich meine, ich musste ein bisschen schauen.
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You're like in the conference meeting. You work in an ad agency, okay? You're in the conference meeting and the product is, I'm trying to think of what the product. Anyways, they're coming up with like a slogan for a new product. And it couldn't be more PG. It's totally fine. But you, Ich liebe Boxen. Yeah, so this is such a good example.
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Sie haben einen Bereich, der von den Prophylaxen und so verbunden ist. Und es gibt so wilde Sex-Tüten auf diesem CVS. Und ich bin so, wer fragt sich, ob das auf einem CVS veröffentlicht wird, um sie zu bekommen? Und ich klocke immer, wenn ich vorbeigehe, um zu sehen, ob sie da sind. Vielleicht werden sie gestockt, aber ich fühle mich wie dieses Buttplug auf dem CVS, das einfach auf dem Shop sitzt.
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Sie haben das da? Yeah, yeah. I think, like, sex toys are going pretty mainstream, it seems like.
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But they're locked up. I'm like, no one's gonna buy that. But if it was unlocked, they're moving butt plugs.
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That's okay. You should just ask me for some. I have some and I keep it in my travel kit. For when I go on my sales trips, you know, when I'm gone for weeks at a time. On the road, selling my carpet and other stuff out of the back of my cutlass.
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You gotta imagine, okay, in some ways... It's so much harder to cheat or have like a second or third family out in the world, right?
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Right. Yeah. Oh, it's a little more dialed in. Aber du kannst nicht mehr wegkommen. Nein.
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Du machst einen guten Punkt mit den 23 und mir jetzt.
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What about just the 70-year-old guy that finds out, all of a sudden they get an email and it's like, you have three kids you didn't know about.
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Now, I forget where you stand on this, but is eating cheating? Yeah. I haven't heard that one in a long time.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, we watched this. Oh, fuck, what is it?
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Yes, Second Life Relationship Documentary. That's got to lead you right there. It's called Second Life. Oh, great. Well, that's the name of the game. So... What did you Google? Just tell me what you Googled. What is the name of the game?
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That is the name of the game. And the documentary? Yeah. So...
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cbc documentary okay let me help you here so second life is an online video game where you kind of create your own little world it's almost like the sims but i think more in depth and more you create your own avatars and you can like flesh out the world and you basically can have this fantasy and you're chatting with people but yeah so basically the couple on it sure the couple falls in love
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The members of Box City are sitting in a room trying to think of a name. No, it's a box company.
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They leave everything behind, their two other families, right? Yes.
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Yeah. Or no, it's even the name for their store.
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Wenn du das tun wirst, musst du es in der alten Schule tun, wo du tatsächlich Sex hast und siehst, ob es wirklich Chemie gibt mit der Person, mit der du ein Verhältnis hast und so weiter. Es kann nicht einfach alles digital sein.
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Yeah, I've told you about those dreams.
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Yeah, I feel like even on the show I've told you about dreams like this. Yeah.
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But doesn't that sound like people could take it the wrong way? And so everyone's like, Elizabeth, we sell boxes.
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Äh, nein, wahrscheinlich nicht. Okay. Es könnte sein. Aber ich habe nicht... Was bedeutet das? Well, you could obviously be having sex in the dream.
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But I'm saying, even of the ones that I've had, I don't remember waking up and being like, that was hot.
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Right. Now, listen, I wonder what the stats are on people that cheat, leave their spouses and get with the new people. How solid those are.
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And if you are in one of those couples, we know some of them. You, like, worked with, like, remember, like, a really rich guy who, like, slept with the secretary and the secretary.
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If you are in one of those, and let's say it's in a situation where only one person was married before, so you're a homewrecker, okay?
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No, if you're in one of those relationships where one person is married and the other isn't, there's cheating and the married person leaves and goes with the person that's not married. Yes. Do you always feel like you kind of have a target on your back if you're the non-married person in that couple? Like, is he going to do it to me now?
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It didn't work out? No. With, um... Dean. Dean. Tori and Dean. It didn't work out?
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But you don't know, I could be having an affair on single, what is it, single life? Sim-life.
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What was it called? We were just talking about it. Second Life.
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Oh, let's circle back to the top of the show.
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I think for me to be a cheater, it would have to be physical. Because can you imagine me trying to email or text with somebody? There would be no fucking way.
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That's like a funny bit. Like, how did you catch... How did you know? He was fucking humming it while he was texting her.
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Unless, what if you were just like, you were badass and you just had that confidence. That'd be a fun way to walk through life.
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Like, are there people like that? Like, you know, I got them, you know.
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Boxco? Actually, Boxco is pretty good. It really has a ring to it. Wait, is there a Boxco already out there? What does Boxco make?
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I don't think, I have no idea what the right choice is and I don't even think you can judge whatever choice that person makes at all. I don't either. That level of betrayal is so wild.
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It kind of gets to like a sociopathic level.
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Yeah, redheads are pretty rare, by the way. Very rare. Very unique.
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Touched. Well, at least they got that going for them. What's that supposed to mean?
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No, I've been trying to find any sort of silver lining for these particular redheads. Dark. We have to pivot to something that's joyous. I was thinking last night at the basketball game for our kid. Yeah. The styles of all the different parents and their support is fascinating.
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If we ever have to have a shell corporation, can we call it Boxco?
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Lass uns über Archetypen sprechen. Okay. Yeah, well, it makes me flash back to another basketball season where Dad...
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Yeah, that's that was rough. That's crazy.
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I don't know, for some shady money stuff or something? Uh-huh.
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Yeah, and it is interesting during the game, too. Like, how is it helpful to have your parents screaming at you from the side? Or even, so, there's the, like, screamer Ja. Ja.
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I would hate to go to jail for a white-collar crime.
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Well, yeah, because our kid was one of the kids task to go to the other team.
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Fortunately, she knew one or two of the team players on the other team and she crushed it. And I would say all the parents on our team were stoked for her success. I think so.
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But we were, I would cheer for both teams.
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In a normal game, okay, normal game where our team is just our team, how much are you clapping for the other team?
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Those are the ones where they're hiding money and stuff, right?
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Yeah. I give like a 20% clap on the good plays of the other team and maybe 30% clap on the free throws for the other team. Meaning an energy.
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Okay. Just it's like known that like it's an awareness. I prove, but I'm not I'm not on your team.
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Yeah, that's insane. I am particularly just, what's the right word? I feel so happy at these games when we go to this like rec center of just like how nice all the refs are, how the coaches, I'm like all seem like such good people. Yeah. Es sind so gute Vibes.
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Es ist so schön, dass diese Leute, ich weiß nicht, ob sie volunteerieren, ob sie bezahlt werden oder was, aber ich bin so, dass es so eine tolle Sache ist. Ich liebe, wie wir jetzt alle kennen.
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I saw some banners up last night that I'd never noticed before that was like this rec center had won like citywide in these years. And I was thinking like, oh, it must have been jamming then. And like, that does feel like a wave that would have to happen where everybody, where more people are getting involved those years probably. You know what I mean? Like,
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Das ist für mich faszinierend, als diese Ära bei einem Rek-Zentrum stattfand. Ja. Es gab ein Jahr, in dem zwei von den Mädchen-Leveln, wie die Ängsten, die städteweite Wettbewerbe gewonnen haben.
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Yeah, pretty dialed in. I've been taking, I still mess with it a little bit on what time I take the last pill.
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Yeah, I know Mondays are a three-pill day. Mondays. But then also two days ago, I thought it was a three-pill day, and then I just forgot the last pill. Oh. Turns out it was a two-pill day.
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But yeah, so I'm experimenting with what time I take that last one, so it doesn't necessarily mess with my sleep. Because I thought it never messed with my sleep, and now I'm like, not so sure. But I also just know... Wir haben generell auch nicht so viel geschlafen, würde ich sagen. Ich weiß nicht, ob das nur der Stress der Leben ist und so viel passiert.
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Ich liebe es. Ich liebe es. Ich habe es am Morgen verpasst.
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I don't think I realized how middle of the night it was.
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Maybe if there's going to be any morning snuggles, you need to initiate. Because I don't think I realized what time it was. I actually think, because I got to go to the bathroom at like four something and was like, oh God, I thought it was six. So maybe that's it. So I'm like, we had a nice snuggle the day before. So I probably woke up and was like, oh, snuggle time.
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And then it was the middle of the night.
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Well, that's what I'm saying is I am, and I was talking with my doctor about this, just being mindful to, with the medication, because sometimes it does affect sleep. So I'm looking into that. And also, but I'm also like, is it, are we just like stressed out with everything? Yeah, dude. Our personal lives just going on, work stuff, and then the world stuff. And is it just all of it?
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I also think that, Ich arbeite viel. Und ich habe vielleicht ein bisschen Probleme mit dem Computer selbst. Ich bin so verbunden mit dem Computer. Und ich bin einfach unabhängig. Und dann ist es ein bisschen problematisch, manchmal sind einige meiner unabhängigen Dinge verbunden mit dem Computer.
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Woah, that's crazy. I spoke to a friend of mine, a rapper friend, that I might do like a little piece for nobody's news about. And so maybe this is a teaser. But he has been working with like middle school kids. And he was kind of asking them like... Was für Musik sie hören und so weiter, was sehr relevant zur Geschichte ist, was ich nicht zu viel weggeben möchte.
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Aber er war überrascht und ich war überrascht, wie einige der Leute und Künstler diese Vierteljährten aufschauen, die in meiner Meinung so nischend sind. Aber problematisch. Und ich war so, wie sind diese Art von Künstlern, sogar auf dem Radar eines Vierteljahres, war meine Frage. Es ist so verrückt.
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I think there's always people doing shady shit. You know what? And I wish I had the answer for this because I saw this article pop up the other day and it was just like a question. What happens when a cemetery goes out of business? I wish I would have read it right now. Because what does happen when a cemetery or a funeral home... Like, what happens at that funeral home?
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Er ist ein großer Rapper, aber nicht auf unserem Radar. Er ist auf meinem Radar, weil ich in der Musikindustrie weiß. Aber ich denke mir, wie kann ein Viertelgrader das wissen? Und ich denke an jemanden wie, erinnerst du dich an Chief Keef? Kind of. He's a really good, sort of interesting rapper out of Chicago, but has a very crazy, violent past.
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But it gets into this whole other thing kind of with the music industry in general. But I think of us as kids, I think we did have so, it was easier to be innocent.
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Yeah, I think our threshold were like very good in our eyes.
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And I don't know if it's because we are gatekeepers in the way to that kind of stuff. Or if it has to do with our kids in particular or this generation. But when I was a kid... I didn't give a fuck about what my parents were talking about. It was so rare that I would eavesdrop or care, look at their magazine.
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I didn't give a shit what was going on in their world, where our kids really take an interest.
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Ja. Oh, ich höre, die Siren kommen. Sie kommen für dich. Oh, ich höre einen Helikopter, auch.
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So he... I would hope so. Yeah. What if you were a worker there, though, that, like, you had had enough of this place, and then they come in and raid it, and you're like...
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See, I can see it in your face. Don't. This is your problem. You need to get rid of this lens.
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A lot? No, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Occasionally, yes, and it's very disturbing.
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Yeah, this is from Mama Molasses in Canada. Great handle. Found my people. I started listening to NLR when on a break from another go-to podcast. I'm a mom of two and I work as a freelance writer from home. So things can get a little quiet and lonely. Yes. Andy and Elizabeth, you have given me the water cooler drama and shameless eavesdropping I'm missing at an office.
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Okay, okay. And what you're talking about is called, I think, technically necrophilia. It is a no-no. It's a disease. Okay, and did you just say it's a non-victim crime? Are you out of your goddamn mind? No, I didn't say that. You said something like that.
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Look at you. You're playing with your hair.
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Will you just come out and do the opposite of condoning? Condemn. Condemn this. Okay?
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Aber du sagst, es ist okay, Priester tun Dinge zu toten Körpern. Nein.
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Und sie werden nicht beurteilt, sie werden nicht getroffen.
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Okay, warte. Ich denke... Oh mein Gott, das ist so... Ich kann nicht mal glauben, wie verrückt das ist, dass ich das zu dir sagen muss. Einer. Dein Punkt über sie, oh, sie werden das einfach machen, sicher. Alle Predators werden wahrscheinlich herausfinden, wie sie beten können, richtig? Ja. Du könntest vielleicht das gleiche über Priester oder was auch immer sagen. Lass uns nicht da hin.
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Ich denke, es ist noch mehr bemerkenswert als das.
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It's usually... Well, it's most never the boogeyman.
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Okay, now I'm getting a little lost. Okay. Okay. The victim in corpse play, okay, is a... The family. Yes, and it is also the corpse, and it's wrong. Depends on how you... It's just starting to feel like you're like cannibalism hot take, sort of, which makes, which now seems totally fine.
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I love having you in my ears week to week for company, laughs and a reminder to care just enough about the burning world that you don't let it take you down to the point of inaction. Cheers from Canada.
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Yeah, yep, yep. Okay, alright. This is one really dark philosophical question. Is this really bad? Are we gonna lose everything from this? Everything we've built. Okay, hold on.
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Wir haben schon heißen Wasser verloren. What else can we lose?
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Ich bin in einer Situation, in der ich jeden Morgen schlafen muss oder mein Tag nicht richtig fühlt. Und ich weiß, dass das ein bisschen... Manche Leute finden das exzessiv. Nein, ich glaube nicht.
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Du denkst, dass die meisten Menschen einmal am Tag waschen? Ja. Oh, großartig. Ich dachte, es war mehr wie einmal jeden anderen Tag für die meisten Menschen.
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Oh yeah, maybe that's where I'm getting my wires crossed. But my day right now doesn't feel, I don't feel right in my body. I feel weird. Everything you've been talking about so far makes it even weirder. Do you know what I mean? Like weird vibes abound.
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Oh, because what was the thing you were telling me yesterday or the day before? There's like a bunch of earthquakes.
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It's been a while since the big one, though.
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You know what's really interesting? What? If there was any pervy misconduct, it would be you that would be taken into HR for that.
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I thought how you're saying like, you know.
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I don't have vibes. It's always a humming for me, sort of. And maybe it is a humming a little bit more. But I don't know if that's just because, like you mentioned, these earthquakes and... Yeah, it just seems kind of dark. But the fact is, us living here, people living a lot of places, it's a part of life. You lived through the big, the World Series one, right? Yes. Northridge or whatever.
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Real life couples like you and I. What if you and I went after almost 21 years of being together?
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And also like in our bodies, you know, like in our swimsuits and whatever. Yeah, but everybody else.
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And they go there because the person who cheated goes, I want to prove to you that I can resist temptation. Like cheating is behind me.
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And so they go and they separate them. And there's a guy's house and a girl's house and the guy's house. They bring like 14 hot girls, same with the girls. And then very quickly, like two days in, everyone's hooking up with everyone on the guy's side. Okay.
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okay guys not to be judging things so much but most of them I feel like the only criteria and it's probably this show is probably being cast by a bunch of guys I truly think that the only criteria is like six pack abs they pretty much all have almost that
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He seems like a nice guy.
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Not all, not all. Yeah, I guess a lot. But it is like, I feel like through the male lens, it's like, what is hot to women? Six pack abs. Does this guy have that?
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You'd want to play Settlers of Catan with him.
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Well, I am surprised. I mean, some of them, and, like, to each their own, there's a lid for every pot. There are guys there that I would never in a million be like, this guy needs to be on this show where the whole thing is about dangling hot people in front of, to tempt you. Yeah. So, like, I get the ick instantly. Yeah. And, of course, it's not just physical appearance.
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It's also, like, how they carry themselves and their personalities. It's true. No, I'm with you completely. Yeah. Anyway, I would agree with you. The girls are bringing out, they're trotting out, are hot, hot, hot. The guys are like, okay. So the other thing is the whole basis of this and Casa more on Love Island and Love Island for that matter. Is this idea that we each have a soulmate.
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We each have a twin flame. No, I disagree with you. Let me say it and then you can say yours. Okay. Because this idea of meant to be, that gets thrown around a lot. I don't know if it's meant to be. I'm starting to feel like it wasn't meant to be. That's true. Fate, destiny, what have you like this person was brought into your life.
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Now, I say this as I really do think that that was true for you and me. But I feel like I have receipts on that, like the way we remed and my parents and all of this.
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You've bought cat food before.
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Okay, here's my thing. I believe in like energetic soulmates, meaning I think you're one of my soulmates. I do.
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You got a bunch of others out there. I think my mom was a soulmate. I think our kids are soulmates. Like, I think that in my mind, what that means is in other lifetimes and other realms, whatever, like our energies. Okay, okay.
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just fuck off so anyway okay so but on the show the idea of soulmates is closer to twin flame like there's one person you're this you're like making up i think okay hang on okay i'll let you finish and then i i don't want to i want you to say your piece for sure Show is, is that because it almost seems like these, especially the men expect this relationship to be effortless and,
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Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy. Hi. I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour as though no one's listening.
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and easy and you get everything you want and she wants to fuck your bones out every five seconds and she's supportive and she makes you feel like a super manly man and like all of this stuff and almost like if all of that's not there then it wasn't meant to be and so that justifies you being like but i want to explore wait this new shiny object feels meant to be for me yeah
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I have to break this to you.
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Because I want to fuck it. Well, yeah. And sure enough, I mean, spoiler alert, we're like three episodes in. The one couple where the guy, you're like, he's been unfaithful. He's here to prove not only to his partner, girlfriend, but also to his daughter. Oh, my God.
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You said he's not as cool as you.
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That he is faithful. Like, he is capable of not being tempted. Yeah. Four days in, he's already like giving a blowjob in a shower. He's getting a blowjob.
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Yeah. And you hear it and you hear a...
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But he then immediately the next day goes, of course, he blew his load with this girl, super hot girl. And the next day goes like, I don't I think I still want to be with my girlfriend. Like that was a mistake.
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I vouch. But he, like, he's not that far removed from you. He could easily be in our circle of friends and be coming over for dinner with his sweet wife. Honestly, from her description, I was like, oh, no.
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I think she's just like... No, she's upset, I think. You think?
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Wait, do you mean the girl who blew him? Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant his girlfriend.
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Right, right. And like the hand up against the steamy glass. Yeah. Say your piece about why you disagree with the whole soulmate meant to be.
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Well, see, I think that... You just got to something. I think that for the girls, that is true. I think you're right. For the guys, I think they lean a little into the, is she really the magical person for me that I don't have to put any effort into a relationship for? It should just feel fun and light.
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And of course, another one of the guys is going on dates with this kind of wacky, fun, easygoing, chill girl. And he's like, she's so fun. His girlfriend at, you know, outside is they've been in relationship struggles. She wants more from him. He hasn't worked in 10 months, like all of this stuff. And so like, yeah, she's not fun right now. I don't think they're a good fit.
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I think they should break up. But yeah. He's also delusional to think that this new girl he's on like in this magical island with whose whole job there is to seduce him is like, but she's so fun. She's always fun.
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Like, no, she's not. She's a person.
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Like, just some dorky. Why is everyone leaning dork? Well, based on her description, the guy buying delectable cat food. Anyway, I think you can feel confident that what you presented was, wow, that was the reaction. That's Sandy.
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Can we just do a role play of pitching the show? Yeah.
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You know, you really just don't know where life's going to take you. Anything is possible. You be your authentic self.
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And anything is possible.
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Okay. So do you want to be... I think you should be the one pitching the show.
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No, I think it's your idea.
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Is it on the Learning Channel, Discovery, Nat Geo? It's on the Learning Channel. What is it on?
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By the way, the Learning Channel is giving us educational gems like Sister Wives. Really?
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That's the learning channel? Weird polygamy stuff. Weird, like, I weigh a thousand pounds. Stuff like that.
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Yes. Okay. What's your name?
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Oh, man. We are so excited to get this launched. I'm too. It's so genius.
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This like taking the part of Love Island that everyone really wants to watch, making a whole show out of it. But for it with real life couples. Wow.
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The only thing that we're missing is our host. And we were thinking, you know, we want it to be a really, really hot guy or girl. The way on Love Island they have like kind of a hot celebrity du jour.
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Who all the contestants look up to and are like wanting to be like them and just like really sexy and hot.
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Well, yeah, and very successfully.
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Okay, but, well, are they going to be, like, you know, with an earpiece so we can kind of tell them how to navigate everything? Sure, of course.
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But they're not going to bring their own, like, stuff or, you know, their own philosophy. Like, this is just, it's like a model.
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Oh, my God. Genius. I mean, he is a little older and it's exactly right. Controversial. But he's like he was such a sex symbol in the 90s or he he did underwear modeling and he was. Oh, my God. If we could get him, I think it is a little left field. He is older. He is older. He was part of the funky bunch. Yeah.
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What are you talking about?
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Security, I need you to come get Andy Rosen. He's obviously having some sort of psychotic break and needs to be escorted out of the building. Okay. Role play over. That was very fun. Yeah. Mark Wahlberg. So Mark Wahlberg, we are here for it.
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That's just because it's been baked in now over all these episodes. I would love to know how I sound. Do I match how I sound?
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Yeah. I'm like naked and afraid or something like that. Even if we hadn't watched it, we kind of know his face from he's older now. He's gray. His teeth have been bleached to fucking high heaven. Like those things are popping glow in the dark white.
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And he brings his own. Now, he's he's on Antiques Roadshow. I've now since thought about this quite a lot.
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He has had to deal with, like, really emotional situations, talking to people. Really. Bringing in, this was my mother's or my grandmother's who meant so much to me. And on her deathbed, she said, like, blah, blah, blah. You know, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's navigating humanity. Yeah. And very high stakes on Antiques Roadshow.
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I want to give him. Where else did he get? No, I do take a little issue with he's offering like armchair psychology. I don't think he is like a doctorate in psychology or like I'm not seeing that anywhere online.
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Yeah, but you can tell this is his stuff. He talks to these couples and he talks to everyone in a way that is so beautiful and kind-hearted.
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He feels so safe. He comes out and he's like, what I want you to do is, you know, I'm hearing a lot of he, he, he. What we're here for is for you. It's time for you. And last night, I have chills right now. Last night, there was a moment where one of the contestants, who's a nurse practitioner...
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who feels so much guilt about her success and that she's had to put her partner's career in jeopardy sometimes. he said, like, the guilt is self-imposed, and that was something I heard. And second of all, that her whole life is taking care of other people. And that struck such a chord for her.
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And she was tearing up, and he was, you know, when they say something that's, like, right on the money, he's like, that's it. He's doing, like, therapy with them. And this is on a show where, like, one of the intros of, like, someone who's, like, Hi, I'm an accounting assistant in, like, Agora Hills, California, and my guilty pleasure is sucking dick.
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So he's dealing with people like this who are coming on this show, this here show.
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Yeah. And these are people who are like mid, like, I'd say this, it's like 22 to 30 on average. There are a few outliers. Yeah. Up, not younger. Yeah. I thought maybe it's younger generation, like the teens aren't having sex and stuff. These people are so, like, on day one, the girls are all greeting the guys in, like, very, very revealing lingerie.
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Also, I want to say, so this episode is coming out after this month's Patreon episode, which was super fun. Next month's Patreon episode, I'm going to share, we're going to share one of the funniest stories that we can't share just to the public. So please go check us out at patreon.com slash nobody's listening right.
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I know, but it's a little too, can we have a little more, like... If I were really tempting someone, I'm like. Tell me.
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Oh, shit, shit, shit. Okay. Well, that's too much helping. but okay i'll go i'll play the game i don't want your honesty i don't want someone who's like but i would want him to ask me on a date so i'd be kind of like flirty and be like oh well like we should get together sometime and see if he takes the bait yeah go on a date with him
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You're doing a blowjob to his finger. That's what I mean. It is so off-putting to me how it's on both sides. Day two, they're playing a game, and this one guy's like, I want a girl who eats ass. It's so just bald. You gotta hope it's bald. Is it bald?
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Well, actually, are all of these people bald, Gunnar?
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Did that come and go or is it still staying?
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Anyway, Mark Wahlberg, genius choice on the part of the producers.
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He is so good at it. And he's in his mid-60s. How did Mark Wahlberg become... There's no H in his Wahlberg, I believe.
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It says because he was a popular and experienced game show host.
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Yes, it is very, very wild.
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It's like Roulette something, Moment of Truth. In 2001? This has been around that long?
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He began hosting Temptation Island? Yeah.
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No, it says 2001. This isn't Cosmopolitan. He's Emmy nominated for Antiques Roadshow.
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Okay, so he got in when he was a young gun. It makes sense for 40-something-year-old Mark Wahlberg, I guess, to be hosting. And then when they reprived it. He must have been so good at it. He was so good.
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Yeah, no, it's just a wonderful. But it is. Can you speak more to it's the most inspiring thing that's ever happened to you?
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It is like you just put one foot in front of the other and do what you're passionate about and good at. And you never know where it's going to lead.
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I feel like the guy from the cat food aisle.
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Oh, yeah. Like the hacky sack from... 30 years ago is in their car.
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Oh, I was like, what's a marker? Is that something? Yeah. Okay.
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He sounds like, do you remember Puck from Road Rules or whatever?
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No, and you haven't hung out with JoJo in a while. And you want him to yourself.
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And this guy sounds like he's the type of guy that would take up all – the whole event would then become about getting to know him. Yeah. Even if you didn't want to.
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The thing is, I see who subscribes.
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You also get 10% discount on our amazing merch. Shout out the merch. Okay, let's get to life. I'm ready. You just had a birthday yesterday. How was it?
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Well, this is funny because as a woman, I mean, not so much these days, but... Our entire public existence is navigating how to get rid of like unwanted, you know, when we lived in Silver Lake, had a guy like riding his bike slowly next to me while I was walking for 20 minutes, trying to like, it's a constant or guys asking girls out and like not taking no for an answer.
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And like, how do you navigate that? I mean, it's funny that this is your like stress and, And I think for women, that is extremely real. And it stops us from doing a lot of things. I mean, it's a safety issue, too. Like, we don't go out at night. We don't go certain places alone. We have to navigate that constantly.
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Yeah. So it takes an enormous amount of energy. And I do think that you learn how to sense how to diffuse or de-escalate something or like kind of reading the person and knowing what the right way is. I mean, unfortunately, sometimes because it's patriarchy, it's like, oh, I'm already owned by someone else. I have a boyfriend or I have a husband. So like... You know, shit like that.
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But the other thing I was going to say, I just ordered this book that's kind of about cognitive behavioral therapy because I'm trying to help myself get rid of these intrusive thoughts all the time about you or the kids, you know, or me dying.
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And just in doing research about before I bought this book, it's a lot of it is when a thought enters your head going like, oh, that's a thought. Oh, there's another thought. And not giving and just letting it pass.
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Not giving it any like weight.
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You always, and our brains are wired for this to like keep us alive, are finding problems and frequently that don't exist yet.
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You are constantly, and I think it's something that you should work on. And I feel like even recently I've brought something to you and I'm like, but that's not a problem yet. Sure. I need to work on also like remembering that for you and helping remind you.
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Or like you will say no to things before they're said no to you. And in this case, you're saying yes to a problem before it's a problem. True. The person, first of all, if a person is not getting the vibe and goes like, hey, can I play with you guys?
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Okay, then that's a problem in front of you. And you maybe want to have something kind of locked and loaded, which is like, oh, you know what, I would love to, but like, it's my birthday. We haven't hung out in a long time. I think it would be boring for you. Do you want to just play through?
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But I feel like the fear of the real fear is not that they would say, hey, can I? And you say no. And I guess like the fear is that you'll hurt their feelings or something. No one, I mean, that's on them if their feelings are hurt, that they found like they stumbled upon a random group.
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Honestly, and speaking to the women thing, men need to get used to that.
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Jesus, like you don't, there's no entitlement.
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So the other thing though, is that I feel like you could have, let's say that guy didn't play through and like no one said, and you know, you might have ruined your entire time because you're stressed out about like, should we have invited him? Fair, yes. And both cases were not real. Like, that guy does sound like he just wanted to be there to play.
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Like, you created this scenario that's not real.
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So something to think about.
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How the tables have turned, though. Now I welcome any kind of checking out or, you know, whatever. It's just going to...
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You didn't really get downtime.
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I feel like I've read Reddit threads recently, especially, you know, we're planning a trip to Europe and, like, women posting and being like, ugh. Especially in, you know, in Paris or in Italian towns or stuff like that where it's like, it's not even worth going out here because it's so constant.
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And I'm like, ooh, I wonder if I'll get a little. Honey, step aside. Let me take some of that off your plate.
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But it's a constant, exhausting thing. And even, like, you're at a store and an employee is like, can I help you? And you're like, no, I'm just browsing. But they...
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Yes. So for any new listeners, what we like to do is a birthday menu. So a few days before the birthday, a day or two, we give each other a menu where it gives options for usually like morning, midday, dinner, night, evening. Nailed it. And this time, though, I broke it into four sections because there were so many options. So for morning, you picked you wanted donuts. Yes.
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I really, really want to get to that with you.
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We need to grip strength, foot strength, unshod, and, you know, weight resistant. Like, I told you recently, if you can get to the weights in our garage, I want to get those puppies out and start building some bone density.
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Yeah, grip strength. Also, as I age, well, you remember that, like, for a while, my Instagram content was very Christian content.
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And, whew, what a ride that was.
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Crazy. Truly. Actually, like, insane. Are you out of it? Some of the Christian content. Yes. My algorithm...
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Yes. When I go to search, those are the pictures that are popping up.
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And it's preying on my body insecurities.
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But in my feed, what the few things that are getting fed to me, and this is what used to be Christian content, is now birds. And I am here for it. I don't know what, praise Jesus, I don't know what good deeds I've done to change the algorithm.
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Oh my God. And I am so into it. And I've, you know. Why? Why? Why? Yeah. They're incredible creatures. They're mostly pet birds and a lot of them talk.
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Well, that's what it is. And it's delightful. And these birds are amazing. And they have such personalities. And, you know, I can't get past the smell. Like the smell of bird. Of what? Meaning I would almost want to have a bird. You know, we had parakeets growing up until I, obviously, I unfortunately did kill a parakeet by accident when I was four and I pulled it out of the cage.
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So I'm not foreign to ownership of birds. I vaguely remember the ins and outs of owning a bird. Yeah. Your brother owns a talking bird who once was your high school girlfriend's bird.
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And that bird, Cleo, first of all, they thought it was a male.
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It laid an egg after decades.
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And then how did that happen?
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Does Cleo go outside ever?
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Because you're supposed to.
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Really good. Cleo's whole, the whole house is Cleo's house.
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But it's kind of mean sometimes, right?
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Now, you having known the bird's kind of origin.
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Yeah, like I'm curious because you were coming around as the boyfriend. Can you tell that story? Because I don't even know what happened.
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You wanted to go to Descanso and walk around.
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But then how did your brother come to get the bird?
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And how did you realize it's the same bird?
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Lunchtime, you picked you wanted to do Postmates, and that was kind of it.
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And your ex, there was some like family stuff going on, right?
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And so they needed to get rid of the bird.
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But maybe the bird wasn't cared for very well.
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I'm trying to get into the psychology of this bird. Like, why is the bird so attached to Sherry only? Is it like Sherry took care of the bird in a way the bird was never taken care of?
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Yeah. I mean, I think for a lot of people that's very true. You know why? Because it's like unconditional love and loyalty. You don't have to deal with any of the fucking bullshit. I truly think that if anyone is lonely, step one, get a pet. If you were in a position to take care of it.
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Afternoon, you wanted to go play ping pong with our buddy John.
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Was it brought in after Cleo?
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And that was kind of all that you could swing, right?
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Oh, yeah. They have chickens, dogs. They love their animals.
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Oh, they'll fuck you up. Yeah.
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Yeah. Don't want that. No. Okay. Good night. Good night.
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And what a hilarious dinner. Yeah. Okay. I want to walk you through dinner.
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Can I, should I say where we went?
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It's in Glendale, California. It's called Damon's Steakhouse. Now, I know why you picked this for your birthday, because there's no world I would ever go there with you.
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If it weren't your special day where you get to call the shots.
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So make a reservation for 645. We're going as a family, which was nice. I realized like as we were walking in, our daughter said, I'm scared. And I realized we don't go to dinner with the kids almost ever. Like if we're going out to dinner, I mean, here in L.A., it's a like $150 situation. Yeah. Well, we also have to pay for a babysitter, so I guess it all comes out in the wash. That's true.
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They haven't been to dinner with us out in a very long time.
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That's true. And also, it's a place none of us had ever been. We didn't really know what to expect.
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I had looked at the menu beforehand, and there are very, very few vegetarian options. But actually, it turned out being better than I expected. I thought that my daughter, who is also veggie, and I were going to be, like, you know, having half a potato skin and, like, sitting there. But it worked out great. But we go in, and this place has a kind of, like, very Mai Tai, tiki bar vibes. Yeah.
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Now, the minute we walked in, I was like, oh, no. And I'm curious. I want you to be real honest because I know that you loved the experience. And actually, I did, too. Yeah. And I also wanted to say, for lunch, we had ordered Postmates, and Teddy and I had shared a salad. She and I both had some stomach issues going on.
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And I truly had visions of us in this restaurant, which, like, you know the bathroom facilities are probably not the cleanest, best in the world. I don't know. I didn't use them.
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But I had visions of us both having to run to the bathroom to barf and start food poisoning process.
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To get hand sanitizer from the car. Because I have to say, this restaurant, like, it's shabby. Like, the carpeting, which once was probably, like, a vibrant maroon, is now, like, dirty everywhere. The stables are like sticky. We were put into the room where all the kids go.
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And it's like an offshoot room. And it was very cold also, which actually is probably better than being too hot.
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I was like, oh, I don't want to touch anything. This food is going to be disgusting probably. That was my take, but I was putting on a good sport.
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I'm glad I didn't see in the big, huge fish tank, there was a puffer fish that was basically in the process of dying, like in the throes of death. I think so. It was literally turning belly up as we walked by.
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I wish you had told me that right before, like... Two seconds before walking in to reset my kind of... Sure.
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And it is fun to have it like tossed in front of you and... Yeah, that was fun.
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I will say I have to agree. The food was really good.
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Okay. So you described it- You might want to go like this. You have a few straggler hairs.
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And Teddy and I both, I mean, I think me more so than her, started to feel better once I ate a little something.
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And then I could kind of relax into the fun of it. And it's it is like that's it's a fun place. You get what you get. It's kind of grubby. Yeah. But it was a it was like a very fun family outing. We all kind of got dressed up ish.
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Where our kids, although Otis's version of dressed up is not really dressed up, but I kind of was expecting a little bit more of an elevated... Steakhouse, yeah. Steakhouse.
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You had said that. You go, I think you can wear whatever the fuck you want. I wear a nice dress.
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Yeah, cleave forward. And... The gals were out.
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Now, describe the guy the way that our friend described the cat guy.
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Get the fuck out of town.
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You didn't tell me this. I was picturing some like creepy old man.
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It would make it so much better if he were.
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And he checked me out? Like, do it.
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And then did you make eye contact with him?
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You didn't have a, like, she's my property moment?
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Okay. I want you to always tell me. The fact that he's a firefighter, wow. Well, no.
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Oh, well, first of all, he's probably in his 30s. That's nice. Yeah. He's a little less Jewish than you.
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Why do you have to do that? But, okay. You just want to give me the real honest truth.
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Shut up. Probably has a good pension.
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Okay. Well, that was what a gift for me on your birthday that was.
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But I will say, I don't need to go back. Like, for me, that was cool. And I think that you and Odie could go back and have fun.
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Yeah. This is a great segue from... The idea that someone's checking me out and my boobs to Temptation Island. A listener actually alerted us that we should be watching it and discussing it. Yeah. And not surprising because we've watched a million hours of Love Island.
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More kind of Midwestern Christian.
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And Temptation Island is essentially, if you've watched Love Island, there comes a time where all the couples are partnered up and like really into the person.
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Then comes something called Casa Amor, where the partners split and they bring in all these hot girls and guys to be in separate houses. And I've talked about this before. I mean, it's like cult leaders where it's so clearly mapped out what happens. And I'm so embarrassed usually for men. Where they're like so in love with the girl that they're with. And then they go off to Casa Amor.
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And then they go, but I've never been challenged. This isn't the real world. I need to be challenged to find out if it's true love.
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Yeah, like kind of baby faced, you know.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I also want to say, just as an overall, and I've said this to you many times while watching, Temptation Island is essentially that as a whole show.
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Yeah, our experience for me started, what night did things start?
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Es gibt einen Produzenten, den ich kenne, den ich nicht so gut kenne, aber ich habe gesehen, dass er einen Reel veröffentlicht hat. Er hat zwei Feuerzeuge in Kalifornien erlebt. Und er hat nur darüber gesprochen, über den Schmerz der Versicherung und die Tipps an die Leute, um voran zu kommen und ein bisschen Beleidigung zu geben, weil er es schon zwei Mal erlebt hat. Aber ich war einfach so,
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What a fucking nightmare that these insurance companies, their business is to minimize losses as much as possible. And that going in these scenarios is like the worst recipe for, I don't know, people's well-being. It's just heartbreaking.
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For the next day or something, right? Starting Tuesday.
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I think both of them were some of the bigger fires. Remember in 2018 there were some big fires in the canyons out and nothing on this scale, but big. Big, okay.
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We were also trying to keep the kids entertained and lighthearted and keeping spirits like not... But it was hard because I feel like you and I were also just kind of half there and half not there and...
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I would say the inside of our house smell was smokier than the outside when we first got home. And then there were some big pieces of ash in our yard that were like crazy.
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Und hoffentlich, ich meine, für so tragisch wie all das ist, ist die Zahl der Menschen, die gestorben sind, ziemlich niedrig bis jetzt. Und hoffentlich bleibt es so. Ich meine, das ist ein bisschen, das ist erstaunlich.
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No, no, we have to transition out. Okay. So I think it's okay to talk about Wicked and Ariana Grande and Jeff Goldblum. Yeah.
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Where did she come from, I wonder? I don't know. Is she like a Broadway star or something like that?
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Mesmerizing eyes. She's British. British. What's the equivalent of Broadway in Britainland? There's a name for that area, right? West... The West End. Maybe she's a big West End star?
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Ja. Ja. Und die Bäume waren runter. Und ich dachte mir, hat die Kraft gerade ausgegangen? Und sie sagten, ja, der Transformer ist gerade aufgefallen. Und ich dachte mir, oh. Und sie sagten, der hier neben deinem Auto. Geh, geh, du musst gehen. Und ich dachte mir, oh nein.
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opera maybe musical though name a musical that would is good really i mean we never saw hamilton live we're the only people i know i have this hot take that people i had this hot take when it came out i was on i forget which podcast i think the rapping sucks i don't think it's good rapping
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All those NLR Hip-Hop-Heads know what I'm talking about. Okay. But I saw cats as a kid. That was pretty cool. I saw the Phantom of the Opera. That was pretty cool. I saw Starlight Express. We saw a lot of Andrew Lloyd Webber stuff.
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I didn't see Les Mis. None of it feeds my soul like normal music does. It's not your thing.
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The universe is hitting you with these ingredients.
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Well, I got a little bit of an update to share. Okay.
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So last week I asked you for help to craft an email to digital dream labs.
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That owes me a refund for a robot they have not delivered for four years.
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Yeah, so I copied and pasted. You helped me on air last week and then I... Okay, I'll start over. Hi, Ben. Thanks for the response. I appreciate the offer, but given that it has been... Ich glaube, du hast mir mit all dem geholfen. Ja. Ja.
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Yeah, I wanted to fluff his nutter. I wanted to appeal to his...
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I don't think so, but maybe I'll give it to you. But you didn't come up with that. Long story short, I get a response that's like, okay, we'll refund you. And I'm like, holy shit.
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And it says, I've sent you a link from this other company. So I'm like, what the fuck is this? So I'm googling the company, is this a scam?
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And it seems pretty legit. There are some people that say it's a scam. But needless to say, I sign up for it. I gotta enter all my banking info now. Only banking info in which money can come in, right? And I'm thinking like when we invoice people, we give those numbers.
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You can't take money out. It's only for putting money in.
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That's at least what I'm telling myself. But I'm still like, this feels like a fucking scam. But I'm compelled to do it. I didn't use our personal account. I used my business account because I was like, I don't know why that felt safer to me. So I do it and I send it off and then I have to invoice them for the refund too. It wasn't like a link like sign up and we'll send you it.
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It was like then I had to invoice them something. What the fuck is this fucking thing? I had a moment where I'm thinking, should I add a zero to this invoice? Because what if it's just going into their system and they do pay? I know it's not. But I wanted to do it so fucking bad. I know. But I just put the 197. And guess what happens? Three days later, we got a fucking refund. Oh my gosh.
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So now this is the question. Is it over and I let this be? Yes. Hold on, there's one more potential.
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Deed. Do I post in the Digital Dream Labs Reddit, which is rife with people with my same sad story and just say, hey, just to let you guys know, I can't believe it, but I actually got a refund. This is how I did it. And I hope some of you guys can get a refund too.
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I wanna fucking, I wanna help out some of my fellow comrades.
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Thank you for helping me craft the email that I honestly didn't think was gonna work.
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I don't know if I... Did I say I wanted to be optimistic about everything? You know?
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Oh, I know. It's because I just feel like I know.
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So I move and then we keep driving. You know, there's no power. There's a huge tree in someone's yard that had fallen down, like broke their fence and into the tree. And I was just like, oh, this is so eerie.
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Then cancel my pessimism out. Turn your optimism up to fucking ludicrous speed, okay?
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I'm really going to tug at your heartstrings right now.
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When we did our little family podcast and we were... Which we do every New Year's. New Year's, yeah, just for us. Just for us. It's like a keepsake of time. A time capsule, if you will. Most everybody's favorite memories were memories from the cabin. I know. Was that hard to hear?
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Wir müssen auf die glückliche Stelle sagen. Ja. Aber wir sind ein bisschen... Es war keine Wahl. Um auch vollständig transparent zu sein, weiß ich nicht, ob wir genug von... Es gab auch viele Schmerzen mit dem Kabinett. Ja.
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And so then we got home and like we're looking for flashlights and waiting for you and Teddy to get home.
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This is what's so unfair. You can't... That's like... That's like you blaming the person that doesn't wear, that forgets their lucky towel to go watch the football game, okay? And then the team loses. And you blame the fucking guy in Indianapolis at the sports bar that forgot his lucky towel.
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That we don't know that. It doesn't go to the one thing.
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The superstitions, I get it with sports stuff, sure.
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Well, yeah, potentially. But what I'm saying is it's not the one guy in the sports bar or us with Brian saying something wrong, because there's also at the same time, there's all the other energy happening. So Okay. Okay.
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What did you really write as the feeling? You wrote financial ease as the feeling?
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No. Okay. Wait, you write down, so you wrote down, I want to sell the cabin.
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I also don't know if that's the right type of goal for these things.
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Okay, let's say there's no problem with that being the goal.
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Then you're supposed to say the feeling. Ja, ich denke, das Gefühl muss simplifiziert werden. Ich denke, es ist nur Relief, nicht finanzielle Relief. Ich denke, was du wahrscheinlich tun solltest, ist Relief. Und dann sagst du, was sind andere Wege, in denen du bereits Relief fühlst? Was sind andere Wege, in denen du finanzielle Relief fühlst? Das weiß ich nicht. Das macht nicht so viel Sinn.
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You'd have to dig pretty fucking, you'd have to dig a hole to the fucking end of the earth for that.
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Okay, but I think, I think, I just think for the exercise, I might be right. I might be right.
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I don't think those CEOs, I don't think those are what the goals are.
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in my age bracket 40 to 45 in the united states and you could achieve that goal if you kept putting that out there and then you put the blood sweat and tears to becoming that i know you could become the best tetris player so so that's a sturdy great goal here's here andy yeah i want to feel relief great around finances great
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That's what I'm saying. I don't know if it's a goal. It's a hope. I think there might be something different between a hope and a goal.
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Potentially. Now, I do think we could get into the nuance of, say you're a house flipper and you were like, this year I want to build my business fucking big and I'm going to flip three houses. So what does that mean? I'm going to buy three houses. I got these contractors lined up. I'm going to do this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
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Do you see, that's where I do think it could be more of a goal. This is like, we have a situation and we've taken the steps to list it.
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I also want to say that I am in my positivity. I do have some big goals that I'm writing down every day. I have one singular mindset goal.
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But we share similar goals and I think there would be nothing about the goal that would surprise you or you would be like, oh yeah, that makes total sense. I almost think there's more power that I don't share, say it out loud to you.
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I don't know if that's true though. We should look into that because if there's some science about sharing the goals, maybe share it.
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This is all to say... Okay, wait. This is all to say... What is this all to say? So you wrote down, you think you figured out what you wrote down?
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There you go. So you tap into those emotions, then what?
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Das ist dumm, aber egal. Es ist so dumm, offensichtlich jetzt.
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Now we're talking about just wealth? Attracting wealth?
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But what are we talking about? I don't know what we're talking about. Is this related to the goal thing and the relief thing?
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Alright, well now we're going to do something that we normally don't ever do, but we're doing it because this past week has turned around our schedules and we kind of have to. We are going to end this episode, but we're going to tape our Patreon bonus right now.
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So if you do want to listen to that... I know what I want to talk to you about. Two things. I want to tell you about a panic attack I almost had and I've never had a panic attack.
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And the second is my entire faith in spirituality rests on how Beast Games Episode 6 is going to start, which airs next week.
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Which just because if you're not going to pay for this and come to Patreon, I do just want to put out there that I do think Beast Games is a harbinger of the end of the world and probably not...
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Well, I remember when we went to sleep, which was probably like 9 or 10, because we went to bed early. But I was like, oh, it smells a little smoky. And you said, oh, I think that's the... Palisades. The Altadena fire. Oh, I knew about it? Yeah, you said there was a fire that started. But I still don't think...
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Not yet, because that came in when I went to get Starbucks, remember? So I was on the phone with my parents. So we have no power. We're trying to figure out what to do. And we think we're going to leave because we see... And the sky was, I mean...
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Right, we needed food. And on the way, I'm driving and I don't know, I think my parents called me right then. And... I'm just kind of describing to them like, whoa, this is crazy. Yeah, there's a fire. We're figuring out what we're going to do. But I'm driving through the neighborhood towards Starbucks and there's, I mean, just the wind had knocked stuff down. Everywhere. It's a mess everywhere.
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And so while I'm driving, my phone starts buzzing the prepare to evacuate. Like be ready to, I forget what it says, be ready to evacuate or whatnot. So that starts buzzing. I'm thinking, oh crap. I go into Starbucks, their power's out, but they're still open, like they're taking cash.
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And it's one of those eerie things where everyone else's phones start ding, ding, ding while you're in line and everyone's like kind of looking at each other and talking a little bit. Yeah, that was super weird.
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Well, so this is, here's my thought is I was, I was driving back and I wanted to drive back a slightly different way because I was curious if the power was out everywhere in our neighborhood.
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And then I noticed it wasn't. And I was like, oh, that's interesting. So I started driving a different way home, which was past the donut shop and I hadn't gotten any treats. And I was like, maybe I'll just get a donut. This is kind of a kind of a silly part of this whole thing. I am not the only one that thought Donuts. There was a huge line and I'm not joking.
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Everyone was getting huge boxes of Donuts like going so big, which I don't know what that means, but it was very interesting.
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But I wasn't seeing that behavior at Starbucks 10 minutes before.
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Anyway, so yeah, then we got back and you had been getting ready. You were getting all of our passports, documents, all that important stuff. And it was like, we got to bounce.
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Und dann... Yeah, that's interesting because you do have, those are very special that I forgot about those.
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I don't even think I can still wrap my head around that. And we know so many people that lost their homes. And I still can't really grasp... how traumatizing that must feel. You know what I mean? I have no idea what that must be like.
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Die extra schmerzhafte Sache ist die Tragödie all dieser Häuser. Und dann gibt es die Tragödie der Infrastruktur in diesen Gebäuden. Die Schulen sind alle weg. Das ist eine der schmerzhaften Dinge für mich. Die Schulen sind alle weg.
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That I like never, like truly like a one-night stand.
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Yeah, I think so. And actually only one's like really popping into my mind. It's like the best sex I've ever had in my entire life. It was like a night. It's one of those nights seared into your brain that you could never, ever, ever, ever, ever forget. You know what I mean? One of those. I'm kidding. I'm totally joking.
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The one that I'm remembering, I wasn't at my place. I was in Brooklyn.
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What are we talking about? I'm just curious. I don't know. It depends. Was I dating them?
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Marine, thumb up your butt, all that stuff. Right, right, right, right.
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That seems like a weird way to say that, but yeah. But that was in real time, or not, that wasn't like 20 years later.
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yeah and and obviously he's been yeah an active father to that kid and that now he's a 21 year old kid right so yeah you're saying what if like a 20 year old showed up i just i'm not in a place in my life to be able to deal with that that would be very hard what would you say to them what's the scenario well yeah first you need kind of is it an email or do they just show up at my door
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Okay, just to make this easy for you. Let's say it's like a 21 or 23andMe match, which I will never do for this reason. I'm never going to do one of those ancestor tests. But let's say maybe they match with one of my relatives or something. So it's like a pretty big clue. And then they show up and they look just like me. Yes. Okay. I'd probably be pretty cool about it.
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How would you be is a more interesting question. Would you be cool with it? Like, in Elf, when Will Ferrell comes down, James Caan's wife is really supportive about that.
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French guys, like, really are into romance, where Italian guys are very into romance, but also beauty. They're really, like, hitting on the girls a lot, right?
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Thought experiment. Yeah. Yeah. And it is specific. Yeah. We can't switch this around to you because you would know if you had a kid. That would be wild if you didn't know that you had the kid.
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Okay. You could have a sibling that you didn't know about that's out there in the world that still could find you. Yeah.
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Yeah, you don't think your dad had intercourse?
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I'm not saying while he was married to your mom.
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Yeah. Do you think he only had intercourse with your mom?
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Especially like if the person, the, what do you call it? The long lost son or whatever has seizures. It's like, now I have to deal with that. Like that's too much to put on my plate.
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Now, I think getting to something that you're going to get to, and I know you're going to ask me all these follow-up questions, I don't have any answers. All I have is this. I do have a friend that when he was a younger age, I'm assuming like elementary school, the family did like do a foster kid that I think the idea was to adopt.
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And it didn't work out because of the family dynamics.
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Yeah. And then French guys, I think, are get like to like doing too many poems and stuff, too. Right. Like they get serious about the romantic stuff.
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And we have to, well, no, we have to get on the cameras to go, is it a prowler or is it an animal or a spider web?
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Well, when you're putting out the vibes you've been putting out lately, it sure is a problem.
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Isn't there, is there some sort of thing if you're getting assaulted, you puke on?
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Maybe. Is that the cliche? I think that's the cliche.
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I'm waiting for her to come back to say hello again. Like, if she comes back and sits in that spot again, that would be so rad.
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We're not leaving out anything for the raccoon.
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But I just found out from our other podcast, Nobody's News, that people have raccoons as pets sometime.
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I had such weird dreams last night, but one of them had to do with a skunk. And the skunk came up and sat next to me. And at first I didn't realize it was a skunk. I don't know exactly. I was outside. I don't know where I was.
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Yeah, more of a park setting. But then it waved at me. And I'm sitting pretty close to it. It waved at me. And then I was like, oh, whoa. And then as I got closer to it, I realized it was a skunk. And then I started freaking out.
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I understand because I'm not a fucking idiot that that smell would stay on you for days. I can't I can't deal with that. OK, that's like literally one of my biggest nightmares.
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Yeah, that's very true. Can I tell you something crazy?
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So also, okay. So also on Nobody's News, a long time ago, we did this story that Meta might be changing the way that they do ads in the future. Yes. They have this vision of doing like ads where they're made by AI, but they're like the ad company. They're doing everything, sort of.
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Well, that's the thing. Like this seems so wild and predatory of how much power it would give brands to sell their products.
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So I had this thing happen a few days ago with some friends of ours that made me think of this. So our daughter is in this band with some other kids and I'm over there and I'm hanging out with the other dads. I recently, I think I mentioned it on this podcast, I got a new camera. It's called the DJI Osmo Pocket 3.
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It's very cool. Cost me like, I think it was $560 at Costco.
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And now it's almost $1,000 for that same amount because of the goddamn tariffs.
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Really hard to get it. So... We're talking about this camera. It came up. And then one of the guys was like, oh, my gosh, I used that on a shoot recently.
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That's not this guy. This is another guy that's like a producer. Okay.
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So the producer guy is like, oh, I used it for this thing. And oh, my God, I was like blown away by like how good this little camera was. And like we did this fun thing. And so he's showing me and the DP is also there. He's showing me this video and the DP is like, oh, my God, that does look good. But then we're talking more and we're just geeking out about camera stuff.
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And the DP mentions this Sony camera, which is called an FX6. It's like, I want to say it's anywhere from like six to ten grand camera.
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You know, depending on like how the lens and stuff like that. But it has been like a very game changing camera because even though that sounds so expensive to us.
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Movies even. Movies are starting to be made with this camera, right? So we're talking about this camera and they're just like saying how amazing it is. And the producer knows all about this camera. And we're just kind of talking about it. So then the next day, we've all had the experience where you get like an ad served to you, right?
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Well, I get a YouTube video served to me. Now, granted, I am watching a lot of Osmo Pocket 3 videos. I'm going down that YouTube rabbit hole to look at videos about my new camera. But the video that's on my homepage on YouTube is...
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literally is like the pocket three versus the sony fx six no which is a comparison so absurd almost yeah yeah but i'm like oh i gotta watch this and the guy's like basically saying i couldn't believe this i just was curious how these stacked up and like to my surprise this little tiny camera that must have made you feel great Right. That's exciting.
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And then I send it to those two dads being like, this is so bonkers. And I also say, and to the DP, I'm assuming you're going to like purchase one of these before this video even ends. Because he was saying, oh, I'd love to have a little camera that's in my bag that I can carry around.
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But it really freaked the DP out. He was like, what the hell? Like, that does seem so crazy.
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The camera I got, the thing on YouTube, it's going to be like, how does it stack up to the iPhone or the whatever? Like, it did seem pretty wild. But where he was freaked out, I think, was like, wow, it really does seem like they're listening, right? Which we've heard that argument a lot. And it's been debunked. Oh, has it?
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To a big extent, it seems like it's been debunked. It's just the algorithms are so good. As you're saying, kind of like knowing this guy that's looking at this is this type of guy. But what I started thinking about was this AI ad future, potentially, where it does seem so problematic and unethical if... An ad company could say to Meta, like, we need to move some of these units, right?
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We're going to pay you because we want to sell this camera. And so Meta is just like, OK, we know this DP. We know he has an FX6. Let's make an ad that shows how this camera is good, like the FX6. And he's the only person that will ever see it. It's hard. It would be hard to hold anybody accountable, even if the information in the ad's not right.
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Who I don't even know. Why don't you know them?
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Oh, you mean at the top of... At the top. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There will be no accountability. There will be no way to save all of them.
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So, okay, let's say it's me and I get you a dozen roses on Valentine's Day. What's happening?
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But your example, honestly, of the jeans is even the much better, simpler example of, yeah, you're just going to get these ads with potentially you in it being like, ooh, they just dropped these. Don't these look great on me?
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Oh, that's smart. Different models in the pages.
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And had you already been checking these out before? Did you see them and ask her what they were?
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And she responded in a way like she gets this is not her first time.
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And you ladies just ask other ladies about their clothes like this?
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Like a firm ass or what? Hey, did what part of the store were you in?
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Whoa. Yep. Now, were you thinking about the genes when you saw her from afar or did you notice her because of the kid interaction? And then.
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I don't believe you. Yeah. And how much are these jeans? So you got home. When did you look them up? Were you in the parking lot or did you get home?
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You know, when you have an agenda to like ask something, it's not easy.
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hidden very well you have this like kind of like you're getting ready to jump into double dutch like eager sort of like you do the thing where you're like kind of mouth lipping but talking like you're saying like how much were the genes before words come out of your mouth you know but your lips are talking before the vocal cords work As you're practicing your approach.
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I wanted to also apologize to you for something.
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Yeah. I just was, well, this goes hand in hand with my apology. I've been having a hard time keeping track of things. So I sometimes, if I don't write it down and put it in my little app.
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Okay. Why was there a pair of underwear in the trash the other day?
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I forget. And today I had a lot of things written down just to like address to you because I'm trying to be better not about forgetting.
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And you had asked me to take the air filter inside to our house because I brought it into the studio. And I know you asked like three times. And then I saw it in the house today. And that must have been really frustrating for you to finally be like, he's just never going to do it. And you took it in and I felt embarrassed. And I felt pathetic for a minute. You know, that I don't, I can't remember.
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buys you a lot of grace with shit like this i know it is truly connected but also wouldn't you say i've gotten a lot better about this stuff but that's one of the reasons why this one was extra painful because i'm like i didn't add it to my list wow you know and i felt so bad yeah no you don't need to feel bad these are not worth our worry
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Why was there a pair of trash? Why did you throw them out?
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Maybe they're, that's a big, big, big Manhattan Beach thing. Oh. I think it's taking off like where your sister lives as well. I think it's a very.
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Well, I think I'm a little mixed on it. I actually don't think it's quite as dangerous as you think on like on civilian, you know, 25 mile per hour neighborhood streets.
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I also, if we did live in a... Golf carts are legal. If I did live in a beach community with a second family, I would want one of these. It seems like it would be fun, especially in a beach community where you're going down to the beach.
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And we even have seen people up where our cabins have these, and that looks like a really fun place to have it.
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I actually respect that. There's a lot of times I want to call you on how you are constantly kicking Mother Nature in the face, you know, but this isn't one of them. I respect this. You were already about to, yeah, pull this out of rotation.
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Well, I saw a dad with two kids on one bike, you know, today going to school. And I'm like, God, that makes me nervous.
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168 - Pilates Humiliation
Speaking of getting things on the cheap, I got this Baja Fresh from Taco Bell for free today.
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Well, I went to Taco Bell because I wanted to get a Baja fresh because we were talking about it on my Rocket League chat.
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And so I go through the drive through and I get my Taco Bell order and then I got there. And as I pull up, I see, you know, they have the fountain machines you can see right there in the window.
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And I see most fast food restaurants. You fill up the drinks right there.
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Oh, my God. You've never known. You, like, are constantly pointing out the things I don't notice. Almost every drive-thru.
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In your life. You didn't go through drive-thrus?
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That makes so much sense, honestly. That makes so much sense. Anywho, I pull up to the window and I see a Baja Fresh being filled. And I think, oh, fuck. I didn't order a Baja Fresh.
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So I say to the guy, I'm panicking. And I'm thinking, and I say, hey, can I also get a Baja Fresh? And I'm holding my credit card. Like, can you just ring me up? And he just goes, I got you, man. And he just filled one up and hands it to me.
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168 - Pilates Humiliation
Not through the drive-thru. There's no tip button or anything. And I don't think... Taco Bell would stoop to the level of having the button in their stores.
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168 - Pilates Humiliation
Starbucks has it. McDonald's definitely doesn't. Jersey Mike's, we found out, does. Okay. I think Subway might have it.
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168 - Pilates Humiliation
Okay. So to my knowledge, well, I know, I'm not saying to my knowledge of the period. I know that because I keep track of all that stuff in my phone. Okay. But to my knowledge, before that time, you had at some point become a pad woman. I had. But I'm at the store the other day.
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And you send me a text message saying, hey, pick me up some tampons.
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I'm a little confused. And, and, and, and. Actually, I'll circle back to my follow up question. Go on.
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Right. You have some panty liners when you need them for the spotting, right?
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168 - Pilates Humiliation
So that was going to be my follow-up question. So what's going on here?
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I don't like this new, like, vibrant, zesty Elizabeth.
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Yeah, this is from Mariana NG over on Spotify. Left a comment on, I think, last week's episode. It says, if you do move to Paris, just know there is a nobody listening here. Oh. In the 17th arrondissement.
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You're looking super fit and I've been very attracted to you today, making advances, getting shot down and whatnot. Is that part of it too?
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Gotcha. So there is no like chemistry, biology thing happening that I'm picking up on today?
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Okay. I have another thing that I want to bring up about you. I'm really proud of you about something.
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Yeah. You did something that I would never have the balls to do recently. Yeah. So you had this weekend Pilates class.
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It is at like a community rec center place, right?
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Okay. And because I don't know all the details, other moms from school are there?
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And had you ever been to this class or is what I witnessed the first time you went?
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Okay. I'm even more proud of you then. Okay. Okay. So my experience, if I'm painting the picture, I kind of forget that you even have a class.
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Right. But it's Saturday. Was it Saturday morning? It's Saturday morning, whatever. Saturday's cooking and I'm out in the garage. Maybe I came out to the studio. I think I was playing with my new camera or something. And I see you looking for something and you're like, I got to get going. I'm going to my Pilates class. Have you seen the yoga mat? And at one time, we had, you had a yoga mat.
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Where the fuck is it? But you can't find it. I'm a little perplexed. I'm thinking, maybe there is one. But then I think, oh, maybe we got rid of all of them at our garage sale, potentially.
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But you can't find it, and time is running out.
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I think there's only two options, to be honest. One is.
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Don't go to class. Very serious. Oh. Because you're also, you're running late too.
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Right. So you're coming in. Oh my God. This is like stressing me out so much.
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Is that Wednesday? Wednesday. Oh, nice. Elizabeth, I didn't want to say it before, but your fantasies about French men might take a hit. For romance and passion, you should move to Italy. Loveless and you both, thank you. What are your French fantasies she's referring to?
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So that's option one. And I can't believe you didn't take that option. Yeah. Option two in my mind is, okay, Elizabeth, you can do this. And you know what? They probably have extra mats there. Huge caveat, though, this is not a yoga Pilates place.
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To which, again, I'm going back to option one. We can't go to this class. But what do you do? This is un-fucking-believable.
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There was no audience for me to play it to. You literally grabbed the thing and then were off.
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And I was standing in our garage, jaw open, like... Holy shit, what a badass, but also... Embarrassed for me. Also very embarrassed for you. You grabbed, like, the ugliest park quilt picnic blanket thing. Like, this pink thing with flowers on it and, like, an ugly orange mixed in. Like, it is fucking hideous, and it's also huge.
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And the idea that you walked in to that fucking Pilates class where there's all these women that you know. And you walk in with a huge fucking blanket.
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The kind that if you bled through, you'd throw them in the trash. Yeah.
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If you weren't late, you could somehow do, like, a big move. Like, I couldn't find my yoga mat. You could sort of announce to the class to ease it. But you being late, were you able to do that? Or were you literally just like... Did you kind of do that to the people you knew?
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All right. I, but I genuinely, what would you have done? I wouldn't have gone. I like genuinely admire that you went and even if you were like, well, maybe they'll have a mat.
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Yeah, then I feel, then it's like people feel sad for you.
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And then what do you do? Just leave? Or then do you use the, I don't know.
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I'll just watch this one. Not like, no. Creepy. But I was so impressed. I don't, I could not do that.
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But at first I thought, oh, that car must be mistaken. It's not one lane over there. It's about to just be in the same lane you're getting out of.
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And I don't know. Well, anyway, it's riding my ass, like, and it's right next to the car behind me in a way that feels very dangerous. Yeah. And then it goes around me onto the shoulder of the freeway. Okay.
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This is in a lane. Gripping it and ripping it. This is in a lane.
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This man's rage took over. Mm-hmm. And it starts flying down the shoulder past 30 cars. I mean, flying.
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And there's a guardrail and the shoulder is getting smaller and smaller. And I'm going, is this guy like literally going to take this shoulder all the way to the next exit? Wow. Which is like a quarter of a mile. Wow. Well, guess what happens?
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Of the algorithm giving me women talking about wanting to be like playing the traditional roles and one that was very upsetting, which was like a woman saying, I'm not just mothering my three daughters, I'm training them to be wives and mothers. And her kids are like toddlers. Oh, you got to start early. There was one. I don't want to get too into it, but there was one that really made me laugh.
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Sparks. I see sparks. This guy's white BMW SUV is fucked. He flew too close to the sun and it burned him. Literally. And it was so satisfying.
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A dolphin? Here's what I'll say to your maybe. Okay. And I am in a unique position and so are you. Okay. Okay. The maybe, what if there's some emergency happening, blah, blah, blah. First of all, the way this all started informs me this was not an emergency situation.
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Second of all, now, I think it's different if, like, you have someone in your car who's having a heart attack and you're – that's kind of different. But you're putting all of these other people's lives in danger. Yeah. true. He is putting other people's lives in danger because at this point he's so close. I mean, think about it.
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He's so squeezed in between the cars and the guardrail that he hit the guardrail. He's like, he could have as easily hit one of the cars.
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Well, and he was blinded. By the rage? Yes. You and I are in a situation where you were driving while my our boy was coming out of my vagina.
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You weren't, that's like in that situation, you actually drive as safe. You became like the safest driver you've ever been.
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While going, I mean, you're in the zone. You're like an F1 driver in the sense of you're not going that fast. You're going maybe a little bit faster than you would normally go because you need to get us there. But you're focused. But also, you are so focused and you have, like this situation happening in the passenger seat where very delicate situation happening. You're not making any crazy moves.
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You're not like, you're also not putting other people's lives at risk because guess what? That puts your life at risk also.
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Right. So you're saying it as though you're proving this to me. You were the one who said maybe it was an emergency. And I was saying it wasn't. And here's how I know. And now you're just clarifying. You're just explaining it.
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It's mansplaining. I just explained that, and then you just decided to explain it again.
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Go on. Go on. I'd love to hear your funny story.
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And I, again, I didn't save it. I really wish I had. But it was this. Well, there were two that made me laugh. One I sent you, which was a thirst trap priest.
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Like what's the like I buy them like I'm a consumer. I don't know. Anyways.
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They haven't been put out of business because like across the street, there's the new guys in town. And or, I mean, I would imagine like in extremely religious areas like Boise, like very red right areas, like stuff like crystals feels kind of, it's sidling up against kind of like witchcraft and Satanism and stuff. Right. It's a false con. It's a false.
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Oh, I wish our listeners had the pleasure of knowing your mom because she is such a delight. But, like, I feel like knowing how your mom is makes this so much funnier.
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Your mom, like, has such a huge heart and she wants the best for everyone and she's... She's been a teacher for 50 years of her life. She's an incredible teacher.
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This story, I fear, paints her in a certain way, but, like, imagine, like, she talks like this. She's... So, but when we lived in Brooklyn, we went to get on the subway. Oh, yeah. And she crossed the threshold into the subway train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we all sit down. And sometimes she kind of just narrates her, like, inner life. Yes, yes.
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Brilliant. And he really is a thirst trap. The one I sent you was... He's got to be knee deep in it.
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And she's looking around, smiling, and she goes, I love black people.
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She's so fun. That's great. Okay. So did you have a good trip?
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Hi, Andy. Hello. I am so happy to talk to you for an hour like no one's listening. And we will have a lot to talk about because we haven't really seen much of each other lately.
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So what you're saying is it's not your fault that this game is taking a long time, outside of just you're so good at it.
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Wait, the one I sent you, what was the gist of it? Do you remember?
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But it's not as though once you sensed him pacing, you— Added more credits.
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He's like a cool, hot young priest. Well, there was another one. See, I...
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Wait, I'm so confused. So he didn't do the two-player thing?
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
So he thought your brother was saying, hey, we have one more credit. We'd like to gift this to you as part of your game.
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There just must have been a real misunderstanding.
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Well, my thought is maybe he's on the spectrum. There might have been something like that potentially going. Some of that social cues got a little lost in translation. But you know what? You guys made him happy, I think.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
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No, but when he came to visit and we were walking around the reservoir and ran into Zach Woods. Oh, that's right, yeah. And he and Zach Woods had this, like, really special connection.
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Yes, but I'm also, like... I've known Zach for a long time. I hadn't seen him in a long time. Is he one of those people who makes everyone he interacts with feel really special? What a gift.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I feel like the rules are, like, kind of all over the place for priests. And, like, we give them a pass because they, you know— Don't get to fuck.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Well, so in my Mahjong game, which I have to talk to you, I have a choice I need to make about my personality. Oh. Is your leg okay?
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
In my Mahjong game, so I have a new friend because of the Mahjong game. Her name is Sam, and she actually is the one who taught us all.
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And I love her so much because she's kind of – she kind of withholds praise in a way that makes it feel so satisfying. And we're all trying to impress her because she's, like, a serious mahjong player, has played for a long time, knows her shit. She... When we play with her, she, like, wins fairly quickly usually. And...
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It made me realize in my in my older age now, 45, I really am drawn to people who are like kind of no bullshit and even air on the side of like you have to earn whatever. You know, she's lovely, by the way, very friendly. I'm not I don't mean to paint her is more. When it comes to Mahjong, she's not giving out good jobs and, you know, you've got to earn it. So when you get it, it feels real good.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I won. So Kulop and I were on a team last time. We did win. These nails, I think, helped. Here's the issue. In my year of 45, I'm now starting to seriously play Mahjong with my girls. And I started this oil painting class, which is not something I can do carrying forward past these classes. It was gifted to me because it's expensive. It's a lot of time on Saturdays. But I get four of them.
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The one that he's—oh, God damn it. I can't—it's not fair for me to talk about because I don't remember the specifics. But it was something like, I don't ask girls on dates— Because I'm... Already taken? I'm already taken. And then he puts his wardrobe on like he's a man of God.
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I'm stoked. And my plan is to continue on with YouTube tutorials or things like that.
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The nails are not good for oil painting. It was a hindrance. And I feel that I have to choose now. Am I a mahjong nails girl? Or am I a no nails oil painting bitch? And it's a tough call. I don't know what to do.
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Okay. Well, last night, a big part of our class was actually we –
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painted our canvas over with this color called raw umber and with the oil and all of it yeah and then we had to take a t-shirt and basically wipe a lot of that off in very specific places and like trying to make it like clean lines and your nail was cutting through the t-shirt with our finger it's it was the nail made it really hard to get clean lines and do it the right way and
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Also, you use your pinky or your other fingers to kind of steady you as you're painting somewhere else on the canvas. And the nail tip being there makes it very unstable. I need to have my finger there. Interesting. So what do you pick for me as the master of our house?
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It was like the teacher was like, that's when I haven't seen type vibes.
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Yeah. And so I did make a friend by virtue of making all these mistakes.
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I also didn't bring my hairspray that you're supposed to bring to like seal your canvas.
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No, I know. It's either hairspray or there's like a specific thing you can use for painters, but it's very expensive. So like Aquanet does the trick. It's a hack. So my buddy Patrick.
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We've been here before, very specifically talking about a classmate and it backfired. So let's, I mean, I have nothing but great things to say about Patrick.
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Such a gay relationship, by the way, these priests.
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But he hooked me up with the oil, with the hairspray, with all of it. And he had also just such a great positive attitude. Here's what I'll say about him. Okay. that I feel comfortable saying is, you know, I walked in and it's, you're just walking into a big art studio. Like there's no kind of front desk check-in person.
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But the whole vibe of this place also was very kind of, I soon learned, very welcoming and at ease. It's very kind of everyone's like going with the flow and everyone's at their easel doing their thing. And they're very advanced painters in this class also doing their own thing, but having... The teacher who's like a master painter there to help them with technique when they get there.
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So gay. Okay, so then there was one that really made me laugh, which was this total hunk. Like, not my type, by the way. A hunk?
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She just like really knows her shit. She knows technique. She knows the old school technique. She knows the new wave.
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Whatever. She is. But. She referred to herself as that? No, this is a title. I am dawning on her.
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But whatever, she is like at the height- She's really good.
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Okay. So she- You can be a very, very good painter, but that doesn't mean you know all of the techniques, all of the old ways of doing things, all of the new ways, like all of the stuff. And ergo, you don't know how to teach it. She knows her shit.
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Well, it's that. And also like I watched her like do, what did they call them? It wasn't demonstrations, but there's a word for it where she's like, gather round. I'm going to show everyone like a glazing demonstration or something like that. Tutorial? Yeah. And so.
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No, no. Oh, I didn't send this to you. Okay. This one was like a hunk walking out of the ocean. Okay. And he's like tall, dark, handsome, ripped, you know, and just so full of himself. Tall, dark, handsome. Yeah.
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I'm saying like, sure. And so she is very good. Very, very.
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So anyway, I'm getting back to Patrick. I did show up and I kind of was like, and I thought of you because I thought this is your worst nightmare where you just show up and you're standing like limply there.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
No, you like standing there and feeling like, I don't know what to do. I don't know where to go. I thought someone would be like. Feeling small.
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Yeah. Kind of like, I don't know what's left, right, east, west. Someone's like, oh, grab a, what are they called? Easel. Like, grab an easel. Like, I don't even know. And I'm walking in. Also, a lot of people had these cool kind of caboodle type things for all of their art supplies. And I have my Blick plastic bag.
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But Patrick was so like, hey, what's your name? Had this confidence like he owns the place in a way, or like he works there or something. He knows what's going on. And he's like, I'm going to be right next to you. And turns out it was his first class. And I was like, wow, I wish I had. Then I started panicking because I saw that he had two beverages.
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And this is a three-hour long class, and I had no beverages. Yeah. And I actually kind of did a little tour of the space trying to see if there's a – If there's a vending machine or a refrigerator. Yeah, something. There were no beverages.
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But here's the thing. I – was really concerned about how thirsty I was gonna be. But once we got started, the time passed, it's one of those things where you lose time, and I was so in it, and I loved having someone going, here's what you do. Like, you have to wipe this pain off of this.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
No, no. This time more of a dark, handsome situation. The like text on the thing was like what it's like being a man of God or something like that, or like a follower of Christ or something like that. And then the caption, either the text on the thing, I forget what it was, but it was like, full heart, full balls.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
But also to just be going at a task that is doable. And I'm trying to do a good job. My nails aren't making it easy. But it's different from my writing work, which obviously is like write the scene that tells the story. And I'm very good at writing. But, you know, it's a – and it is a craft, but it's also my job. And I don't know. There's this pressure sometimes.
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But I got completely lost in it. And my buddy, Patrick, towards the end of class was like, I haven't had a single thought this whole time. And I was like, yeah, it's amazing. And I couldn't believe three hours flew by. Flew by.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
And so for no other reason, I think this will be a very good practice for me. A good practice for me. Because it's almost meditative. Meditative.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Okay. Very good question. I think I need to take a large, like, bottle of water. Water bottle? Not like a plastic one, like a reusable one.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
But first, I'd love to know, is anyone out there listening?
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Very interesting people there, though. Loved the vibe. Some incredible artists. You know, seeing what people were doing was very inspiring and cool.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Oh, yeah. And also, it's like these people are paying for the time to be there and have access to her to if they're hitting a snag or she's kind of walking around and giving guidance as she goes. And I think people just kind of enroll in a rolling enrollment.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Yes. This girl had the coolest smock, and I really want it.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
It's bring your own everything. Bring your B-Y-O-E. B-Y-O-E.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I gotta look up. This girl had such a cool smock.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Low. It was like a couple smocked, a lot of not smocked.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Black, like I want to keep it pretty low key. Pretty. Oh, you know what I want to talk about? I feel like we're done here. I really fast just want to.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I know, but this will come down the pipeline. Sure, sure.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
By the time I get really good at oil painting, like the painting I do because I've gotten so deep into Christian Instagram is like Christ on the crucifix. The thing I wanted to talk about, this is major. So much has happened since this happened. But I think last episode or two episodes ago, I was really stressed out about flying. We recorded right before I was getting on a flight.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I flew somewhere and flew home. You flew somewhere and flew home. All within the span of the week. And I wanted to say, I made such progress in my fear of flying with a program that I believe nobody's pointed me towards. Okay. Called SOAR. S-O-A-R. Nice. Now, it's a book you read. The book I have some issues with. There's some weird sexual element to the program.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
And then something else. I got lost. Listen, do you hear yourself?
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
It gives you techniques for my thing is not takeoff and landing, which are actually the places where things happen. It's just turbulence.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Okay. I am scared of turbulence and I'm also scared of panicking about turbulence. Like I'm scared of having panic attacks on a plane.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
The first time I ever had a panic attack was on our flight to the Republic of Georgia over the Black Sea. The turbulence thing, it gives you some tools and techniques to like know – and explain ways of teaching your brain to understand turbulence, to really know what you're feeling is such an exaggeration of what is happening. And I don't need to get into all of that.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
But then on top of it, you do these exercises a few weeks before your flight. And if it works, then you don't necessarily ever have to do them again. I'll probably do them again before my next flight just to drive it home. But you imagine a flight going backwards. You imagine pictures of all of these things of this flight happening.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
And you imagine a moment in your life that was really beautiful or like gave you the surge of emotions. And the one it suggested for mothers who have breastfed is like imagine your baby breastfeeding. Okay. Its face. And then imagine that this photo of this moment, let's say a plane in midair, is held next to your baby's face. So you imagine this.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
No, no, he's not a priest. This is just a guy. I've moved on from hot priest.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
This all sounds insane, I know, but it explains it in the book. Now, another option for people is to imagine your partner's face When you're like, have just kissed or are like horny. So that's where it gets a little weird. And I did this and the whole time I'm doing it, you do it for seven days and it's like, you know, a half hour.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
So you set aside like a half hour every day for seven days. And it's not just this moment. It's a bunch of things. But it's all connected to imagining this moment and then imagining a picture of something to do with the airplane. And it tells you what the picture would be.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Next to the moment. So you're basically like the idea is to kind of desensitize your panic around it, I think, to like infuse good feelings around something that you I don't know what I don't really know. It might be pseudoscience. It probably is. But maybe it's placebo effect. But I flew. I had a lot of anxiety leading up to the first flight, as everyone heard. But I did a really good job.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Just a Christian. It's another Christian Graham.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
It was like a little bumpy, nothing too bad. Mm-hmm. My flight back was turbulent.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
And I crushed it. Great. I didn't feel my heart going crazy. In fact, the guy sitting to, there was a girl sitting next to me and her boyfriend sitting next to her. Mm-hmm. I could tell he was panicking.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
And she was like helping calm him down a little bit. And I was looking at him going like, oh man, I used to be like you. Like I- Weak. Anyway, I'm so proud of myself.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Because he's about to like have 17 kids with his enslaved wife who is there to serve him and him only. I don't know.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
You're anticipating. So here's what I think. I if the pilot said that it's such a double edged sword, like this is going to be a bumpy flight. My panic would kick in immediately back before I did these exercises, you know, and so I'd spend the whole flight like gripping the armrests and going like, here it comes.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Versus like if it just is a bumpy flight, I don't think that it makes it better or worse, honestly. I think what you have to do is assume every flight's going to be bumpy. That's kind of how I'm going to move forward. And it doesn't matter. But I mean, maybe you should do these techniques. I'm sorry that I rubbed off on you. I do think...
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I did pay the extra 40 bucks to be over the wing because that's like, if you're over the wing or forward, you're going to feel it less. Now I'm like, it doesn't matter. But to me, I was like, you know.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I know. It doesn't. I have to say this because I flew to Vancouver a ton for my last job on A Million Little Things. And they fly you business class. And I feel safer up there.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
What if that flight attendant you fucked, I'm just kidding, you made her giggle.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Like similar to our Chinese restaurant sent now your VIP.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
released what what does it mean oh shoot i really need to find it i don't know i think it means like he's he's a man he's got so much in his balls
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
That's interesting because when I get to look in the cockpit, which I did on both flights, it always puts me at ease because the pilots always look like they know what they're doing. And on one flight, it was an older male and a younger female pilot, which I felt, I hate to say this, I think down the road I'll feel different.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
No, no. Women should be pilots. But I do want an older male. I don't.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I don't know why. You are part of the problem. No, no, no. Yeah, you're part of the problem. I think in 20 years, because I know that it's been a very male-dominated industry and women now are finally getting the chance to really become pilots in the numbers that they should. So 20 years from now, an older female pilot, I'll be like, great. I do want her to see... I do want the female pilot to...
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I'll pick the woman because- I don't think you're telling the truth. It doesn't honestly matter. As long as Sully is there, I'm like, it could be anyone.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Hey, listen, sometimes this is a fear I've had that is, what's the word I'm looking for? Unqualified or like unsubstantiated or what's the word I'm looking for? Where it's like a fear that doesn't make sense, but it is a fear nonetheless.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
No, I don't know why, but just seeing an older man up there, maybe it's like a daddy thing or something. Daddy thing? Yeah.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
And is it like slutty red nail shade? Or is it oil painting?
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Oh, great. You don't think this is like the Lord's wrath?
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Should I start reaction videos? My whole Instagram life might change. I have this idea for these video things I want to do. I might want to ask for some video stuff for Christmas.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I also need some more oil painting paraphernalia.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
The school phone. I'm imagining like there's one like very old school hanging on the wall, curly cord telephone in the school office.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I don't feel like you're looking up for a spider anymore.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Okay, so I think we should acknowledge, obviously, that we're living in a different world now. The election happened. Didn't go our way. But obviously, I think people know how we feel about things and that we're, you know, going to carry on as we can and hope for the best and continue to do activism. But it's cast a bit of a Rain cloud over things.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Yeah. And we should also say that night of the election, our kids were up with fevers and throwing up all night, which felt so weirdly appropriate. So the next day, you and I were both... Zombies. Zombies on every level.
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Meaning that, yes, the person who was like, is that yours doesn't pick it up.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
So it wasn't even the moving part. He put his bags waiting for everyone else to push his bags up. What a dipshit.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I didn't understand this. So something dropped and is just sitting there.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I also would be. I mean, I'll be honest. I know that you didn't do it out of spite.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Yeah, that's what I mean. I know you didn't pick it up out of spite.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
I know, I know, I know you did. I know that you were spiteful. But in an airport situation, I'm not really touching anyone's bags or anything. Like unless it's like a mom whose baby's like stuffy fell. And then I'm holding it up and going to security. Like I think her thing fell. I'm not just popping it in for that person.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
It's like in a link. So, you know, you can have that to comfort you.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
There were no hostage situations or anything that day. That we know of. We would have. I had something happen last night. You know, everyone is on edge. Everyone's on edge. And I will say real fast, this is all I'm going to say about the election, is like, let's not let this take away our joy. It's happened.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
No. Seriously, no, though, because I feel like there have been – we're better than that, I want to say, like the left. There's been a lot of stuff I've seen.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
Okay. Well, whatever. Anyway. Last night, I'm driving. What are you? I don't know. I'm driving home from my oil painting class. My first one, thank you so much to the nobody who gave me this. It couldn't have come at a better time. It was so incredible. And we'll talk about that in a minute. But I'm driving home. It's like a long drive. I'm getting on the freeway. I'm about to merge into the lane.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
This week I had to take a little break from Christian Instagram because given the election results, it's been tough out there. There was one that did make me really laugh, which was because there's a lot.
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Mm-hmm. from the on-ramp and it's traffic-y, okay? But it's like moving traffic, but it is like bumper to bumper, but also moving.
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So I'm about to get in. The car is letting me get in. Now, the car behind that car that I'm coming into.
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142 - Airport and Car Karma
This chief is in a hurry. And he gets around the car. So the side of it is merging. The lane is becoming one lane out of two.
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To the right of the car. So it's like coming around as though it thinks that the lane that I'm in that's merging is another lane that is going to like go around.
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155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!
Well, no, it's not that it would have.
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155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!
Or should we just have a daily podcast? What does a daily podcast with you and me look like?
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155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!
Not that many people are doing the daily podcast.
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155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!
What if we're just where you get your news every day?
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Well, I was just like, this is so hot.
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Well, listen, the other thing, and we've talked about this aspect, is they also live a very specific and privileged way of doing this because the husband is from JetBlue Wealth. That being said, so it's like they were able to start this thing. They are building wealth.
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a crazy empire now they are all their like food business stuff is doing really well they have all of these other projects um they're making they have a new like 14 acre ranch that's going to have a restaurant like almost like i think a zoo type thing that's it's going to be more of an educational like destination for people in addition you're going to love this
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146 - Genius
Their dairy business, the cows are producing so much dairy now that they need to make more things. So they have been – they're going to pivot into more ice cream and yogurt stuff.
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146 - Genius
And so she went to some famous place on like the East Coast to study their place. She went to Normandy to study their place. And she went to Ballymaloo in Ireland.
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146 - Genius
To study their yogurt stuff. Oh, Hannah. But like – That's the other clear thing is like she is building an empire. She is building an empire. Now I'm like more power to you. I do have a more problem of maybe some of these more cosplaying influencers that are trying to do this because they're like, oh, this is a way that I could become an influencer and make money.
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146 - Genius
Well, that gets to the whole Mormon 2.0 thing that these women are saying. Like, no, the Mormon women are saying like, no, look at us. Even the ones that are on the like trashy reality show that we've seen. There's what was that one called?
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146 - Genius
And then there's like Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But those women are all saying, yes, you're criticizing us, but like look at all this new stuff we're doing that we weren't allowed to do before. Right. We are the poster child for this new version of what a Mormon woman is, which is empowering for a lot of Mormon women.
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146 - Genius
I would love to know. I would imagine, and I might be talking completely out of my ass, but I think the amount of the percentage of followers that are men taking in that content is probably so much smaller than the women.
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146 - Genius
Yeah, the yogurt sounds good. I want to try it. Okay, so this kind of ties into the thing that I really wanted to talk to you about.
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146 - Genius
So our good friend Maddie, I was hanging out with yesterday, and she was telling me that she might be a genius now because she deleted some little two-dimensional video game on her phone. I don't even remember the name of it. But she said she'd been playing it for six years. She gets rid of it. She needs something, though, on her phone to take up that time.
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146 - Genius
Only thing left is the New York Times crossword puzzle app, right?
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146 - Genius
So she's like, I'm getting really good. I've solved a Thursday and a Friday with no hints, no looking up anything.
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146 - Genius
So she's like, I think I'm becoming a genius. Then we were joking about some genius stuff. And then she asked if I'd ever read Albert Einstein's Rules for His Wife. And I said, no, I had not. And I said, at first, I wrote back what I thought they were. And it was, one, be chill. Two, I said, be chill. That's not what they are, though.
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146 - Genius
Are you ready for this? This is real. So in 1914, Einstein's marriage to his first wife, Maleva Merrick, was deteriorating. But he thought he knew how he could turn things around with a list of rules. He's a genius, right?
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146 - Genius
Okay. Well, let's see if you think these are genius quotes. Now, I did research to make sure this was real. And it is because this is from Walter Isaacson's biography. And he is like one of the most famous biographers. So this is legit.
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146 - Genius
They're done in letters and numbers. So A, you will make sure, one, that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order. Two, that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room. Three, that my bedroom and study are kept neat and especially that my desk is left for my use only.
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146 - Genius
So that's section A. Section B, you will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons. Wow. Specifically, you will forego one, my sitting at home with you. Two, my going out or traveling with you.
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146 - Genius
That's that section. C, you will obey the following points in your relations with me. One, you will not expect any intimacy from me, nor will you reproach me in any way. What does that mean exactly?
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146 - Genius
beautiful and you i like to say it to you you say it to me and now then the kids are like what's that well i like to say it with insert anything but like it can be driving or anything like lizzie you're the best darn baker i ever did know but our kids now know about this it's so funny it's interesting that not the cabo part and like you know just i said i dated someone who what did you do with him nothing
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146 - Genius
Is that what that says? Yes. Genius. You will stop talking to me if I request it.
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146 - Genius
Three, you will leave my bedroom or study immediately without protest if I request it.
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146 - Genius
Final section D, you will undertake not to belittle me in front of our children, either through words or behavior.
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146 - Genius
What's her name? Maleva? She had that fucking look on her face sometimes that said everything, you know?
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146 - Genius
And so it's a surprisingly... This list did not work and Maleva divorced him shortly thereafter.
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146 - Genius
But it seems like it just – do you see the tie-in with this – that world of like the wife's got to be the wife. You got to do this stuff.
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146 - Genius
What do you mean you just understand how that works? There's an appeal to it. That agreement could work?
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146 - Genius
Because he's got a look. He's the kind of guy, too, that if there was a lore that he stank, you'd be like, oh, yeah.
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146 - Genius
Is he behind... How important is he in Atomic Bomb? Or is he not?
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146 - Genius
I had, speaking of JetBlue and Ballymaloo in Ireland, I had such a vivid dream that had to do with Aer Lingus last night. Cunnilingus.
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146 - Genius
Oh, okay. I was going to say. Like he's buying a plane ticket for, I don't know.
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146 - Genius
Is that what you would – finish your sentence. It would turn what?
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146 - Genius
It's funny you bring him up, though, because some of the things that I want to talk about are very in that zone.
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146 - Genius
They just take a copy of your driver's license. That's pretty much it.
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146 - Genius
Oh, my God. You sound like... I mean, you sound like you don't live in L.A. This is absurd.
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146 - Genius
You have to sit and wait for them to call your name, right? Did you have to do that or did you get to go right in?
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146 - Genius
Oh, you're lucky. So sometimes if there's few people there, they only want a certain amount in at each time. So you have to sit in the waiting room.
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146 - Genius
And then wait for you. You didn't have to earn your stripes with that. Okay. This sounds easy so far.
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146 - Genius
Google on your computer. I don't think it's legal in California. That's why.
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146 - Genius
Legal in California. I'm guessing it's so expensive for you to order these because you got to order them from like Colorado or Washington or something.
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146 - Genius
Did she, though? Whoa. I'm seeing around that same time on Reddit. It's not legal. Any dispensary selling them is not legit. That it is. Huh.
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146 - Genius
Yeah, they're illegal. That story was that they're illegal, like that they're selling illegal stuff.
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146 - Genius
I love, though, that you're, you fit, like, such an archetype that would go in and at, like, you are the middle-aged lady that's, like, just found out about hip microdosing mushroom chocolates that would go in and think you could just buy them there, you know?
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146 - Genius
Is anyone listening? I'm going to tell you that right now. Shout out to Turk Merck on Spotify. Turk Merck. Been meaning to ask such a long time about the new way Elizabeth is loading the bento boxes into the dishwasher to conserve space. I think about the kudos Andy gave for the creativity every dang night when I load the dishwasher, and this is a must-answer question.
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146 - Genius
Well, that's where it gets interesting for them. You going in, just looking around, they see you in all shapes and forms, right? Like, they see everybody just coming in to get weed. Where you stand out was that you were asking for the magic mushrooms, and then they're like, oh, she just got hip to this thing.
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146 - Genius
I am sort of surprised that, like, you walked out and that someone didn't come up and was like, oh, here, you drop this, and they give you, like, a card or something to call.
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146 - Genius
That's... potential like you need to know the code and you thought the code was cannabis oh really just cannabis i said just weed cannabis and then you just stand there like waiting waiting for those chocolates oh man damn that's awesome though yeah so how are you gonna so you're gonna circle back and be like i can't find these where what dispensary are you getting them from i guess so
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146 - Genius
See, it's a little scary, though, because they aren't legal. So it's like, are they regulated? Is it legit?
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146 - Genius
I feel like it's got to be California. They do wholesale. No, not California. It's got to be Colorado or Washington.
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146 - Genius
If there was no other chocolate in the house... and that was the only chocolate, you would get fucked up.
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146 - Genius
Let me, I want to give you some props real quick. Oh. The other day, dear St. Monica.
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146 - Genius
So you just scooted it over? Yeah. Okay, so she came over the other day, and I was out in the studio. You were inside playing Tetris.
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And she knocks on the door. Oh, God. And I guess you were, like, in the midst of a crazy game. So you start yelling for me to get the door, not knowing that I'm out in the studio. No way I could hear you.
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146 - Genius
And so you guys have a funny interaction where she finally lets in. You're like, I was playing Tetris.
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Had she been late, though? Had she been late, yeah. So you walk out here to the studio with her. You guys are laughing about that moment. And you were talking about your score. And you're like, you know, like the world record is 250 lines. And my initial reaction was like, bullshit. Yeah.
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146 - Genius
Love your funny banter and constant razz for each other. Happy holidays to you from the, from Waukesha, Wisconsin? Waukesha? Waukesha.
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146 - Genius
Right. Now, I want to be clear. You're playing, the game is called Tetris Effect.
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Connected, maybe, is like the third title in it. And there's a mode called Score Attack.
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146 - Genius
That we love. It's like a head-to-head mode that you and I love to play with each other. And so you're talking about 250 lines in that.
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146 - Genius
I thought like a thousand. Did you think it was a thousand? Okay. Yeah. I thought like you're out of your fucking mind basically. Now, to your credit, I was not able to find any info in my sleuthing. I spent about 15 minutes on the internet of lines cleared in that mode as a record. Because it seems like in the Tetris community, people don't care about that. They care about what the score is.
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Right? So then I thought, okay, let me watch some YouTube videos of the world record scores of this and see how many lines are. Right? I could not find any over 250, and I found many in the, like, 220s areas, okay, that were world record scores.
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The great news is your skill at clearing the lines is clearly –
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146 - Genius
Kind of when it's in the clutch moments when it's getting fast and you're – it's like just when it's time to shine.
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146 - Genius
Yeah. That's great. Now – I, knowing this, I found this out yesterday. We played today. So I watched so many videos where there's these crazy scores. The highest score I found was 3 million something. Then I saw another one that maybe was the previous world record was like in the 2 millions.
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146 - Genius
When you and I play... Granted, today you didn't... I don't think you cracked 200 lines today, but you were in like the high 180s, I think.
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146 - Genius
There might be and there might not be. I mean, obviously there is probably a big difference, but you have the skill to...
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146 - Genius
Now, I did also see some people that start on score attack. You can start at your speed level. I saw some people starting at level 15.
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146 - Genius
Yeah. But anyways, I do want to give you your props because you weren't really necessarily lying at all to Monica. It seems like the amount of lines cleared, you're going toe to toe with some of those people. It's just you're not as much score strategy maybe.
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146 - Genius
Yeah, that is kind of ridiculous. You can wait. I'm a champ.
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146 - Genius
It's like a close friend thing. You know she would understand. Yes, yes. It was only 30 seconds. You understood.
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146 - Genius
I wonder if someone didn't know you and came over for the first time and that happened and you're like, I'm sorry, I was in a crazy game of Tetris. If they would be like, what the fuck?
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146 - Genius
But do you think people are like, what a fucking dork? Or like, I don't give a shit. Why didn't you not... Like, what would their reaction be? It depends on... If they had beef, why would they have beef?
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146 - Genius
Right, right. It's rude. It's rude. There's no way around it. Yeah, it's rude. But it's also, though, like, phases of life, too. Like, you're in this phase or this is a skill of yours. But, like, think about we don't have a dog right now. Rest in peace. Right.
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146 - Genius
Ruby, but like we've been through dog phases, but you know, there's like sometimes like when people have a new dog, maybe and you like go over to their house and it's like, oh, we got to do like a two minute like training of your dog kind of thing. And you're just like, fuck man. Like I get it. You're like, you're in dog zone right now.
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146 - Genius
But like three years from now, you're not going to give a shit about this.
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146 - Genius
I was with, I was with, when I was with Maddie, when we found out she was a genius, she like stopped and like, like, is it oogled ogled over two cute babies when we were hanging out? And I was like, I don't give a shit about babies anymore. Like I see a stroller and I'm like, fuck man, good luck. That's like, do you know what I mean? Like, I don't care at all.
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146 - Genius
But when you have the stroller, you know, you're clocking everyone else. Everyone's head nodding in each other. Like, Oh, we're in this or you have a toddler or whatever. But now it's like, I'm not, I don't care about that baby. Right. So it is fun. It is just funny.
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146 - Genius
I thought the documentary, I thought the people that participated, like that ex-head of Nike, the former employee. Adidas. Not Nike. Adidas. The former employee.
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146 - Genius
Yeah. But I liked that guy. I loved the woman, the former Amazon employee. Yes. Actually, most of the people participating in the documentary were really interesting and had great info. The documentary was pretty stylish, and whoever made the documentary was real proud of how stylish the documentary was.
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146 - Genius
This is what the documentary missed. And it's worth watching because it's really eye-opening of how fucking wasteful we are as humans. Yes. They didn't put forth any fucking solutions. Tell me, give me something of like, this is, I hope moving forward, people will do this or this or this. There was none of that.
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146 - Genius
But they didn't even really go into that enough. Like, I would have liked them to be like, and here's the fucking money trail. And this is why we aren't fixing it. Because all these people are making all this money.
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146 - Genius
Again, but we're also getting that shipped from Australia, which seems crazy.
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146 - Genius
But yeah, there was just no hope at the end of that documentary or there was like no, here are the initiatives. Like I thought that documentary would be like, this is fucked. We got to do this or we're even more fucked. It didn't feel like that.
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146 - Genius
You know what I bought from Sheen once? What? That I have somewhere?
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146 - Genius
We were going to do a cannabis seltzer episode on T-Bash. Yeah, this is crazy. Cannabis? Yeah, it's tying it all together. We were going to do that episode, and then we never did, but I bought Josh, me, and BDT all cannabis swimming trunks.
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146 - Genius
It's like... I don't know. It's got to be in the closet, probably like up where, you know, the t-shirts and stuff are. I got to find those.
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146 - Genius
But like, when would I, that's the only time I would ever wear cannabis. Can you imagine if we're on vacation and I'm rocking cannabis trunks?
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146 - Genius
That would be so great if we were to send a Y and I show up on the beach like day four in. Don't do this now. Like you haven't seen these trunks yet.
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146 - Genius
Sorry. This is what I want to say about the sheen stuff. So I didn't know anything about them. I was looking for cannabis swim trunks. So I ordered them, and I think I also ordered cannabis hats, too. And so we're talking three hats, three swimming trunks. It could not have been more than $30 for all of this stuff.
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146 - Genius
But I opened it up, and it smelled like fucking gasoline. Like, it smelled bad.
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146 - Genius
Hey, let's go watch the documentary and let us know what you think. Yeah.
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146 - Genius
I think the reason it stunned me so much was, one, it's just clever. But, two, when you first look at it, you would almost think that the dishwasher would have a hard time closing because it almost is like they're popping out too tall this way.
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146 - Genius
Let's do it like nobody's watching. But we do hope you're watching on YouTube. Yes. And some nice comments over there lately.
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146 - Genius
If I saw a bento box, I'd probably a tear would form every time I see a bento box and a dishwasher together. But you as a dishwasher loader in general, I have a lot of problems.
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146 - Genius
You want me to be, that's what you want me to like telling people after you pass? Or my new wife? I don't want to say wife, sorry.
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146 - Genius
Wait, what did we say the other day? Do you want me to get remarried ever or no? Just tell me now.
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146 - Genius
It's a little different than that, but find us on YouTube. I think it's like slash at nobody's listening right.
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146 - Genius
Okay. Let's keep it moving. Keep it moving. But hang on. I do want to tell you this. Yeah.
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146 - Genius
I'd be, yeah, I think I'd probably eventually want you to be happy. Yeah, it's fine. I don't like it. I don't even like talking about it. But give it some time. You know, give it a little time for a while.
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146 - Genius
Oh, even better for me then. I'll tell you what, though. I'm not telling this new broad about how you did the bento boxes. Like, that's going to be a turn off for her.
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146 - Genius
1400 episodes of podcasts you did with your late wife and here whoa this that is a hindrance in this scenario sort of here you know everything of everything i'd figure out how to scrub it oh my god i'd figure out how to scrub your memory no no i would never do that Okay. I would never do that. Okay. That is an interesting thing, though, isn't it? I've never thought of that. Yeah. Whoa, crazy.
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146 - Genius
Wait, are we talking about our private tapes now or this podcast?
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146 - Genius
Okay. So here's what I want to talk to you about. And it is so related to the Louisiana boy saying you're a good driver. There is a Ballerina Farms update. I'm sure. I can't wait.
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146 - Genius
I haven't looked at it. The New York Times just dropped their profile. If you remember, the big controversial profile was about a year ago from the Times in London. This is the New York Times.
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146 - Genius
Yeah. Did a new profile that just dropped this weekend, a few days before you're hearing this. And I checked it all out and I listened to the companion podcast. Of it. It's not – it feels very light. And the whole thing is prefaced – this lady experienced a hit piece that basically said, you know, her husband's keeping her from her dreams.
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146 - Genius
Everything – we spent almost two episodes talking about it. And we both felt weird about the article. Yes. And that there was – They had an angle on it for sure.
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146 - Genius
It's a woman who, for the New York Times, covers a lot of the, what did she call it? Like cooking and like home style stuff, but like that kind of stuff. And so she says like anytime, the fact that there's this woman that blew up on the internet and making homemade mozzarella, yogurt, and all that stuff.
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146 - Genius
You need to work on your grammar, girl. Oh, whoa. I saw your eyes light up there. God damn it. Man, you're predictable.
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146 - Genius
That alone, this woman was like, right when this started, was like, we have to do a story about this. So they had been in contact a long time ago, and when they first reached out, Hannah was like, we're already doing a piece with
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The Times. That comes out, creates a shit storm on the internet and dumb people like you and me talking about it, obviously. Yeah. But this New York Times person still really wants to do the piece and we'll reach out and they're like, we had a really bad experience. Finally, they convince Hannah to do the piece and they say, listen, my angle is your family is
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146 - Genius
The kids and husband don't have to be involved at all if they don't want to. I want to do a piece about you. And also I am curious, I'll be honest, about like the Morgan, Morgan, the Mormon faith of it all as well. And like, because that's not touched on that much in the other piece.
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Because the reporter's like, I'm just curious how much of your lifestyle is influenced by Mormon values and whatnot. Yeah. So the article is kind of about that and it sort of almost seems like the response piece to the other one. Sure. There's no shade thrown at the husband. It does share similarities as in Hannah like kind of does this effortlessly.
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The reporter was super surprised like there is not a staff member.
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You're funny, but you just crossed your arms.
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How do you think someone becomes, like, a huge politician?
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Hang on. These gymnastics. Are so hard for a truly principled person because I would never make any decisions just because I fancy myself principled. Which, see, and that's what you're suggesting.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Nobody knows what it's like when it's just the two of us. He's just real sweetie.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I wonder how much advantage you would have with our little podcast. How big of a leg up does that give you?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
That was just because of the price. No, no. You think the look and the patterns? Yeah.
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I feel bad that you do have to do these gymnastics to get yourself to this place of understanding me and putting up with it.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I love getting in the inside of how you justify all of this. Listen, he doesn't, he doesn't, he wouldn't even know what would be nice if it like fucking hit him across the face. Do you remember how he used to live? Come on, Elizabeth.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Do I not know about this? Because I'm not invited. No. You guys have a bond that just Monica and I will never have, you know?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
But I think the other thing is that you, especially if we're talking about the cabin, which was a much bigger project, right? It's not some stupid $100 shitbox cabinet that you got on Amazon, right? It was a much bigger thing.
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That I think that also was a lot more weighted because I really did love the look of everything. But I think that you also needed to feel a little bit more appreciation for the amount of time that you put in, which I would agree. That's something like I probably need to be more cognizant of. Right. I think it's a lot more of like. One, respect your keen eye, right? Thank you.
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But two, like, does anyone appreciate how much effort I put into this?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
But is that the correct take, would you say?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I know we have a special bond, but like you guys get to text sometimes when I'm not on the thread and probably don't think anything of it if Andy's not on the thread.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Oh, one of the biggest arguments we've ever gotten in.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Do you know what I mean? Where I get jealous.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Do you remember the price that I had in my head that was so offensive to you?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
No, I think it's less than that. We were in such a big fight about this that there was a part of me that wanted to write in an envelope the price that I had in mind and like seal it because I was like, I'm not crazy. And, like, it's not that I felt so confident about it, but once you were so upset at me about it, I was like, why can't I just have my gut feeling and what I think it is?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Okay. Getting back to this nice thing. Let's see if it says something nice about me in here. Okay. Okay. Now I can't get enough, which is why I joined your Patreon. Shout out that Patreon.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
You were like, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I don't think either of us were wrong. That's the thing.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I think the reason and this might get to my quote principled nature is I couldn't understand why you were so maybe I understood why you were so upset about it, but I couldn't. be phony about what I really thought. And I think that's what upset you. Here's an analogy. Let's say we were at the county fair and there was a guess how many jelly beans are in the thing. Right.
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And the guy's like, how many jelly beans do you think it is? And I have this number in my head and I, this is just what I think it is. I've looked at the thing a little bit and And I stick with it. And then you're like, there's no way. And I'm like, no, I think that's what it is. I'm sticking with it. I can't, my personality, I can't change it. Yeah.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
But I still can't, in my head, I still can't be phony and be like, yeah, but I still think it's this.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
And Elizabeth, I know you know who joins since you said so. That's true. Elizabeth keeps a watchful eye on the Patreon.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
But here's the thing with the big jar of jelly beans.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Neither of us actually know. Neither of us are experts. Now, you think you know. Right. But as it turns out, my gut was a little bit maybe more dialed in than maybe what the student who studies knew.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Yeah, I really at this point, I really hope it doesn't sell for the number. I think I think we're good.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
So how did we get here? Oh, the shoe cabinet. Yeah, it's really grown on me, to be honest. It does. It's nice to it's hard to get into the habit of putting the shoes in there, though. I will tell you that as it's been for me and our son.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I mentioned it. Not really. We did talk about it on Nobody's News, right?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
All is totally well. I had a weird thing with my face swelling up, but we do talk about it on Nobody's News.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
What a great teaser. I really want to hear about your new financial friend that you teased to me the other day.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
So it's like college funds and retirement funds.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
So you want to call this lady, who is some sort of bank lady, and you want to say, hey, let's call her Linda. Lydia or Linda? I like Lydia. Linda. Okay. Hey, Linda, you know, it's been so great talking to you. Thank you for helping set up this account. Can I get your opinion on something?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Like, I'm going to France this summer. Okay.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Okay. To wrap this one up, love your daily news, too. It's how I start each weekday by listening to you and nobody else.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That is the next text? Uh-huh. Do me a favor and go, like, two texts back if it is fine to share, not, like, financial information.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
This isn't a French lady though. She just says she studied it 43 years ago.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
And thanks for doing all the plugs for us, Kay Lacey. Yeah.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
That's where I'm freaking out. Yeah. That's, that's, I know that. That's what's insane.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Hold on. Are you a hundred percent sure that, cause you said you talked to her on the phone. Did you mention anything about like, oh yeah, we're hoping to go to France this summer or something? And if so, did she acknowledge it then? Because this seems so wild that in your text thread, I so much want to, and then I can't because of recorded lines.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Can we give this lady a name because I need to... Okay.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
What? France money? There's no world... What would you even be talking about money-wise with her about France? That makes no sense.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
How much small talk do you have with this... Linda. Linda or Lydia?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Sorry. It's not even a real name. Get her name.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Like an affiliate program? Oh, no. Where you pay to get, like, fake news?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Well, Lydia, if you are listening, I'm sorry for the thing I'm going to say next because I just have got to put this out there as another possibility. Careful. What if Lydia... It has nothing to do with her knowing you're going to France. And this is just like a thing, a compulsion that she loves to speak French. But she's been reprimanded so many times that they now record her calls.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
They surveil her. No, all the calls are recorded. She can't do that because, Lydia, we know how much you love to speak French.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Reviews? Mm-hmm. I think it's just called paying for fake reviews, right? Juice in the system.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
No one knows that your last name's French. Especially not someone that's not French.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Well, maybe that's what you're doing right now. Hopefully you will get an answer.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Now, what did she say in French? It was just that I'd studied there.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I don't know. This is really bonkers to me. Like, really bonkers to me. You don't seem that thrown by it.
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Now, this is like a reputable place, right? This isn't just like you didn't... This wasn't someone that solicited you out of the blue, is it? Because that would be a little worrisome if you just got a phone call and this is your new financial advisor. No, no, no.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
You're fucking with me, I can tell. Wow. Wow. I'm really thrown.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Okay, great. But you did, really, let me tell you. I did?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
You should never let a good disaster go to waste. I bet this is a very political type saying, because in that arena, it makes a lot of sense.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
What is a similar expression like don't let their death be in vain or something like that?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I mean, like an obvious one I'm thinking of politically would be there's a tragic shooting or something. So let's make sure that we don't like ignore this because this might there might be enough awareness right now to make change about gun laws. Yes.
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But another side could also, using guns as an example, say, hey, this tragedy wouldn't have happened if other people had guns. So both could have said it, right? But that kind of outlines the idea of this saying for both sides of the equation.
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Give me a smaller example like in our life, I guess.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Is that a European thing or something? They don't have as many.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Yeah, I get that. I like that analogy, sort of. It feels more like life is throwing you these new paths. Are you paying attention? It feels a little bit like that to me as well.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Let's come up with a smaller example even. Okay. I just want to test your thesis. Let's say you break the microwave. Okay, because you put metal in it.
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So now the microwave doesn't work. I wouldn't do that. What is the great thing that happens? What do we not ignore about the microwave?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Sorry. We're eating less microwavable food?
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Made lemonade out of lemons. The house of her dreams.
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That one doesn't work at all. Because now I'm starting to I was just joking about making that voice. But now it is starting to feel like a real privileged perspective, sort of. Because think about people whose lives they're having a fucking rough time over and over. Can't catch a break.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I don't think hearing this like don't make sure not to try to make lemonade out of lemons would feel good to hear.
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Now, getting back to politics for a second, though, you seeing a little bit of our local politics.
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And then since we do Nobody's News now, we're covering a lot more politics. We're just like it's on the brain a lot more than at least for me. When you go to these meetings and maybe there aren't that many people or you're also seeing the cast of characters that is smaller local L.A. politics.
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Does it make you think like, okay, you always hear like start local, right?
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Does it make you think, oh, that's a hard path to do? Say you wanted to be a career politician. Mm-hmm. And the question I'm trying to get to is.
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How do you think someone becomes like a huge politician?
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167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
I could definitely see you on the city council, but it's like, could you be run for a house of representatives? Do you know what I mean?
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But like those, those paths for some people, or I'd be curious to look at the paths of a bunch of presidents. If you look at their resume. Yes. Like, I do think it's a kind of thing like actors and big musicians. No one has the same path ever.
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Right. And like, So much of it is making a name for yourself literally, like making it so people recognize your name.
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Interesting. Like that they got the goods, sort of.
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Fuck, it's like you want to help so much, but that job at that level, it must be so hard.
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Well, that's similar to I was thinking about this when I was at the emergency room. Just when you're at an emergency room, there is so much waiting involved. Right. And it can get frustrating. But it's like, fuck these people. God bless them that they're even doing this.
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And everyone here needs something from them.
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But they have to figure out a way to prioritize people and whatnot. And that must feel so hard and hard to navigate. Yes.
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It must be frustrating also for politicians for when like celebrities do come in and get involved. I mean, obviously, best example being a Trump, but like Arnold Schwarzenegger, he's now he's governor like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You must get so jaded once you're in the system, too.
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I'm like... Probably don't need the chopper for that one.
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We also sound pretty jaded for you saying out loud like it's just a mugging. That's just any other day here. Do you know what I mean? It also points out how like rough.
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Wow. Look at you. You're becoming a little politician.
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Or when are you going for it? When's your bid?
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I wonder how much, like, advantage you would have with our little podcast. How big of a leg up does that give you?
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What if you take like almost like the Trump approach where like nothing sticks to you and you're like, like, you know, it just gets your name out there more and more and more. And you have such a sweet face. And people will be like, that's the lady that's a juiced his dick. And you're like, oh, come on. Well, we can't take a joke.
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Yeah. You know? Keep you in the conversation.
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That's not it. That is not it at all. Okay.
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Yeah. If that rate's still available. Right. But yeah, it's a possibility.
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Speaking of the trip to France, there was one Spotify comment I wanted to see if you wanted to address, actually. Okay. Which has to do with this. This is from Mindy. Question, if you feel like sharing, do you plan to tell your kids before the trip that moving there is a possibility? Or will they just think they're on vacation until you decide it's the right move? No wrong answers, just curious.
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Yeah. So we have been parents asking us or telling us. So we hear you're moving to France in which we realized, oh, we need to.
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Yeah, wait until things are a little firmer in place.
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You know, it's like the guy that introduces his kid to the new girlfriend like a week into dating the new girlfriend. You gotta see how it shakes out first.
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You know what I mean? Yes. You gotta see if you like hitting this. You know what I'm saying?
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Juice it. Yeah, I don't like to be milked. Only juiced.
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Yeah, you want to talk about the shoe cabinet.
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Goas? I don't even know if you call that a hallway.
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You have hooks for the kids' backpacks. Correct. Who hung those fucking hooks?
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Are you out of your mind? I reinforced those and I put those crazy anchors in? Oh. What the fuck are you talking about?
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Yes, this is from Kay Lacey over on Apple. All right. Always listening.
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Good for you. And this is – We have hooks in the hallway for the kids' backpacks. I would have been fine with that even though I did install them. But you saying I when you didn't install them, that's not cool.
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Okay. It's irrelevant to the shoe cabinet.
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When I'm listening to you two, I'm not listening to anyone else.
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Just ask my family. AirPods in, don't bother me while I take in the conversation and banter with Elizabeth and Andy. I love your humor. Your laughter is the best. Honestly, and clear love for each other. Oh, I think she likes our honesty. How does she know we're being honest?
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Just the building part, not the helping people part.
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I don't know. Wayfair, overstock.com, cart and barrel.
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Yeah, you got to do it with like your hands. It's kind of annoying. You can't just like slide them down into it.
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Maybe like slippers, but not my regular shoes.
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Yeah. Those were my initial thoughts. And just kind of looked out of place. And we have so much counter space and cabinets in our kitchen. Yeah. That it seemed like, why are we kind of adding this to that flow? But it's a different color and a different height. And it just felt. The first time I saw it, I was like, oh, okay. But then I realized how practical it is.
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And then as I've lived with it, it's grown on me.
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No, I prefer this over the way that it was. I like the organized shoe look. I also like that it's a place for us to put the kids' lunch boxes. Yes. Which tidies up the kitchen quite a bit. So overall, a win. But I want to point out that maybe I am just an asshole, but you were so upset that I didn't give you this like, holy shit for this thing.
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But I mean, I'm allowed to have, I think, an opinion about this type of thing. Did I make a big mistake? Should I have been totally phony from the beginning? Is that the world you want to live in? Is me just being totally phony?
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Listen. That's what everybody brings on a plane. You're not overthinking.
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You think I brought my noise-canceling headphones and what was the second thing?
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Those are like the two things that people only have for planes. Okay. It makes total sense.
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Well, I'm telling you, the dog sweater's not helping you in the lady category. Like, if there's an SAT question, okay?
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They're awesome. I love your nails. But the SAT question is, you know, hooded sweatshirt is to 20-year-old as... Dog sweater is to lady. You know, like, that would be the thing. That's not the perfect example. Okay. Maybe not the perfect example.
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This is refreshing to hear. It is refreshing. Thanks for the comment. I really like that.
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You're, you're, you're, Those are not words that came out of my mouth. But you're saying it.
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That's the thing. Not at all. And I don't think you should change your outfit.
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The people that take up too much energy on a flight, those people are wild. Wild.
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Give them like a good funny distraction. Usually a good story comes out of it.
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It's okay. We can move on. Just to put this to bed though. You look very nice. You look very beautiful. It's just I wouldn't be surprised if... You know, your neighbor on the plane asks you about dogs or something.
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Wait. No. I can say lady. What did you want me to say?
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What do you want me to say? I'm sorry. This exact same sweater without a dog on it, you're a woman. With the dog on it, you're a lady. Okay?
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No, see, again, you're putting words into my mouth.
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I'm sorry. I was trying to distract you with the mundane parts of the flights of going into, what's the new store called? It starts with an H. Do you know Harper News?
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Hudson News. Hudson News. Are you going to get a magazine?
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You're nervous. You just don't like flying. Not a good flyer.
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Look at us, though. We're both flying within a week of each other. Did you hear me? I'm flying soon, too. Get you a tissue. Well, you said I might have to get you a tissue. I don't act on might. I'm pretty lazy. Okay.
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Dunder Mifflin. I was thinking about paper the other day because I like a pad of paper. You know, lately I go to this art store. Blick. Because I like my, what's the brand name? Rodia. They're a French pad of paper.
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I just love how it feels to write on them. And every day during work, I put little notes on them. But, you know, I'm going to get a new pad of paper once every couple months. And I'm also a digital guy, so I'm thinking, you know, do I have to be using the paper? But I like it, right?
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Well, you know what we need to look into? Because the paper towels we just got, the like Costco ones, say they're compostable. Uh-huh. As long as you're not using chemicals on them. Uh-huh. So if there's food on them.
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We should maybe start composting them. I don't know if we're allowed to in our compost to throw paper towels. We should see. But that would be helpful.
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but I was wondering about how bad is this? Yeah. And also toilet paper, right?
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So I was thinking like how much is one paper towel of like what is that of a tree?
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Do you have any guesses of how many sheets of paper a tree can produce?
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Let's talk about sheets of paper because I don't know if it's paper towels or sheets of paper.
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Like me using, let's say that's 100 pieces of paper.
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I need you to guess. You have no guess how many pieces of paper comes out of one tree?
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That's a great guess. About 10,000 to 20,000. Okay. Okay. So the other thing is, you know, we are cutting down a lot of trees because of all this paper that we use.
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But we also are planting tons of trees. Like the industry itself of paper isn't quite as bad as so many of the other polluting.
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Because it is important that we keep making the trees, which helps the environment. Right. So that was a little comforting to me.
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I thought about this because yesterday I got a Wirecutter New York Times email. We tested all the best Swedish towels, which are those things.
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My use of paper towels... With has nothing to do with my germophobia. No, no.
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Like, if you're going to compare my carbon footprint to other people's, that's... You could be drying off every night with a roll of paper towels, and it probably... That would... Your not eating meat way outweighs that at the end of your life.
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Now... This got me to recycling though. Because what does recycling make a difference? Because sometimes you and I get pretty jaded about that. And we also lived through a time in Los Angeles about, was it five or 10 years ago, where it was like a pretty known thing that like LA just wasn't recycling stuff and whatnot.
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That has changed. So we can't make those statements, I don't think anymore. But I was wondering, does it make a difference? And it does. Let me hit you with some facts. Paper recycling helps reduce greenhouse gas emissions. It takes 70% less energy and water to recycle paper than create new paper.
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That might just be me like when I go to the and make sure it's empty in the sink, I give it a little squeeze to get everything out. But that's different than the can crunch. I don't know why the can crunch. Maybe it was. That's a great question. Those things were fun, though.
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There is. This was the thing that I want to say. There is an interesting worry, though, that people say recycling is the way to go, but we have to keep our eye on the more and more we recycle, the less trees we're planting. So we gotta make sure we're still planting the trees to keep it all going.
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Yeah, we know. You'll be able to tell me which one is which because I have them confused in my brain. They're very related.
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Yeah, that is neat. I can remember in our neighborhood, this is a while ago, but they did like a little refresh on one of the streets of like plants in the middle. Do you remember that? And it makes a difference. It sure does. People notice it. And it's, you know, when you get a fresh coat of paint, you respect the space a little bit more.
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One of them, I believe star six, nine, if someone called you back in the day on your phone to find out who called you, you pick up the phone, you hit star six, nine, and then like a voice would tell you the number that I'd called star six, seven is something you would dial before you called the number. So it couldn't be traced by star six.
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But you are hardcore. I will validate that. But give an example.
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It's because that benefit is harder to quantify and research and get data on. So if you're on the board of your community and you have a hundred grand and you're arguing, I really think we should spend 60 of that on refreshing all the landscaping around the community center, right? And then let's do the other 40,000 for a new basketball court and fix a playground a little bit, right?
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But someone else is like, no, listen, we got to fix the basketball court. That's non-negotiable. But the rest of that money we should invest in, oh, what's a good example? Something that's more tangible that you would see results on.
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Love it. Love it. That we need to do that because the traffic we're forecasting, you know, traffic ain't too bad right now, but in 10 years, it's going to be way worse. And people are like, we have data on that and whatnot, this, that. It is getting worse. But you're like, but you don't understand that the new landscaping is going to uplift our community.
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I can think of that in terms of... I feel like I've seen that around L.A. in not just in our area, but in some other areas where we'll do stuff at like some of the county parks and whatnot. When you see these new parks investing in new community centers or stuff like that, it really makes a big difference in the community. I was talking to a fellow parent recently. the other day about this.
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And we were talking about a particular community center that's not actually our neighborhood. It's a different one that you're familiar with, but that they've like, Changed it from the ground up over three years and just how huge of a difference that makes.
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I think that you are not just in Christian Instagram. I think you are... I think these are parodies that people are making.
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Okay, that's fine. But I'm saying tread lightly here because you are definitely getting both worlds, I think, coming together.
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Well, that's what they're trying. Yeah, they're going to try to get you.
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Oh, yes. And to be clear, do you think this is real or parody?
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No, this was a landline situation. I think you're right there.
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Okay. I was going to say, because this all sounds great. Very thoughtful.
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I think that sometimes whenever I ask you to get me something... I ask you, you very rarely get it for me, but when you ask me to get something, you have this power over me that you know I'm going to get it for you.
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So that's one area where I think that you could do it.
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Got it. Got it. So you're already doing what this lady's suggesting sort of.
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Okay. Hey, and just to be clear, some of that was said with some levity. Of course. I'm not really attacking you. You know what I mean?
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Oh my God, wait, what the fuck is happening right now? Of all the things, that's the one that, all of this is pretty harmless. I understand as a woman, you can zoom out and be like, he's not, his post isn't the same and I know you can- It's hard to say, how can I serve you better? No, I get it.
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If they were listed. Now, there were people, you know, back in the day that you could be unlisted. I feel like most people these days are unlisted.
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This I understand, especially from a feminist lens, especially. how this is wrong, right?
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But this seems like so light on that scale, like comparing this to something like a trad wife influencer and what that kind of message is conveying. Well, this is very real.
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I think all the messaging in it is pretty great advice, sort of.
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Oh, this is just, you're going to become super Christian. This is what I'm witnessing right now.
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Similar to maybe – here's a great example. Let's say you find out a kid's gay. You're trying to pray the gay away instead of – But isn't that a great example of you're saying, are they just thinking, like, I'm going to fix this problem? Where it's like, no, you don't fix this problem. Do you see my point?
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But I'm saying that Christian people do try to pray the gay way.
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I'm talking about the yellow pages or the white pages, which was for residential people, right? So everyone would be in the white pages. And if you're unlisted, that means your number wasn't in the database. I think these days, a lot of people opt out of being listed in a new sense of that term, sort of.
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Maybe even better example than the one I gave. A religious person doesn't believe in science medicine and is just going to pray for the thing to get better instead of ignoring all the other stuff, right?
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That can be problematic. Like that's kind of what you were trying to say, right, with the anxiety. Like I hope the teacher isn't just preying on this in one and done. She's not actually finding out what the kids' actual needs are, finding out who they are, what's causing this. She's just praying it away, right? Yeah.
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It's so interesting. I'm so much more intrigued by the parody land of this on Instagram and also the ethics of that. I'm also interested in the non-parody land and what are the ethics of trolling those people, right? Because many of these posts, we spoke of one last week of the, you know, it's like the good looking guy that's, what was the post?
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And you go to the comments and they're all just lighting this guy on fire, basically.
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But you're talking about like your number coming up on someone's phone.
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But so my question is, now, I think that's funny. I think those comments are funny. But it's also like, eh, it's not very nice. Like that you're doing that to this guy, you know, and I'm trying to like turn the tables to imagine someone doing that to us. And, you know, I can think of some of our bigger viral videos, like the cooking ones, where there might be people dunking on us.
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But, like, you don't care. I don't care. Wouldn't care. But so does this guy, this Christian guy that's getting these reels are blowing up. They're getting, you know, thousands and thousands of views. Yeah. Is he stoked on that and he doesn't care about the trolls? Or are the trolls really gunning under his skin? And is it unethical to troll that kind of stuff?
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These aren't Christian things anymore. This is just, yeah.
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I'll pull this microphone back up. I've told you that so many times. It's normal.
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Well, that's my question. You're nailing it. I'm telling you. Do you think that person is like, oh, these fucking people don't get it? Do you think it's not ruffling his feathers at all?
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Well, no, it's so annoying that you're constantly criticizing it. Okay.
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Okay. But if it – so you're saying it looks like the soft soap brand of dispenser.
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Okay. So that's – now, let me just put this out there to you. You're probably right. It's completely real. But the idea that it's parody and that this person thought to use a soap bottle on purpose is so next level to me. And that's what I think some of these people are doing.
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Okay. Now, this is where I want to get back to the ethics.
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Can we just for a moment do a thought exercise that this Jack off Christian post was real or not was parody. Okay. That the person behind it is a brilliant performance artist. Okay.
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What are the ethics of doing that and making that content? Like if that person, he just on a whim is like, this would be pretty funny. And then it gets like all these, all these fears. And then he's like, I'm leaning into this.
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I find that content so delightful. Me too. Because it really is – it is social commentary and it's performance art. Like it is so artful.
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That – I love the idea that half the people watching this think it's real and then the other half are like, holy shit, this is incredible.
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I heard about this, I think, on the way to school, actually. Oh, really?
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Not unless there was like, maybe you were in the shower or something like that. Yeah, not, but like,
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What part of the toilet paper threw you? That someone might release?
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This is the dumbest thing you've ever said on this show. This entire time. I was going to circle back and be like, you seem pretty hung up on the one-ply toilet paper of it. But even in where your brain was, one-ply, two-ply, 40-ply doesn't even make a difference. You thought they were using the toilet paper as some sort of jack-off mechanism?
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Oh my God. What the fuck? No, it's just to clean up.
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You're envisioning some contraction? You're so sick. You are a pervert. Jeez.
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Yeah, it was definitely piling on that whole thing.
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Well, that was why when I was a kid, well, I had an older brother, so this really helped me out. And he was nine years older than me. I still have him. And we had a second line just for us, which was awesome. Also, though, some people that didn't have a second line, we were around for the dawn of call waiting, which I don't know if you remember. People were so anti-call waiting.
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Oh, I don't remember the anti-call waiting movement. Yeah, if you had call waiting, you were kind of a piece of shit to like, okay, you're putting me on hold to see who else is calling. Like it was, there was a. An etiquette backlash, I recall my parents talking about it. But then eventually they caved and they got it too. Everybody caves with technology.
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Change is hard. Okay, just pull it up a little bit.
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I'm going to crank it. Let me crank it. Let me crank it. Give me a second to crank it. Okay, I cranked it.
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Speed dial. Literally my fave podcast sent to you by patron St. Monica.
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I stopped listening, actually. I totally just zoned out there.
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I don't. I wonder if, why do you think it's for Christmas?
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They're based in Canada, so it's irrelevant. Okay. So I don't know why you think it must have been a Christmas gift. I don't think it was a Christmas gift.
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I think it was a lot more than you expected. And answering machines around that time were about $100, which back then was a lot.
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Listen, we, in my house, we didn't get it for Christmas, but I do recall the very first answering machine we got on our line. It was a Sony machine. And I can remember back in the day at, do they still have department stores? Yeah. Like Macy's or Dillard's.
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Darn it. I tell you, we need to invest in rechargeable batteries or something is how much we use that thing. In the kitchen, in the bedroom. I've said it once, I'll say it again. And I've listened to each episode multiple times.
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Saks. but there was a store called Famous and Bar in St. Louis or Famous Bar. But those stores also had like a technology section in them back in the day. I don't think a lot of them do anymore, but there was like the TV section, phone answering machine. I can remember going to like Famous Bar. There was a great little in-store restaurant there that we would go to all the time.
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I don't know why you're talking to me like that. Okay. And so – You just totally distracted me from this whole story.
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Oh, but my parents would... So you finished up your French onion soup. We would be at the French onion soup, and my parents, while we were waiting for the food, they'd be like, oh, go do whatever you want. And so I would go to the tech area and look at these answering machines. So I coveted it for a while. I can see them. They had like a little...
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No, no wood paneling. Those were a Panasonic set you're talking about.
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I don't want to talk about Christmas on this show. Okay. We just got through Halloween last night.
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Let's talk about last night's election. Okay. We've recorded this before the election. So we don't know what the world is today, just to be clear for everyone.
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You're my anxiety-riddled mind's podcast version of The Office. I can re-listen many times and love it each time.
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Let's talk about your plane trip and what you decided to wear. No.
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You're wearing it. Why are you wearing it? Because it's funny. I don't know. I mean, I'm glad you did this, and I think it's one of the reasons I like you so much. But I don't know, because every ounce of me wants to really make fun of you for this, which I guess I'm doing right now. But you decided to wear this cute... Sweater that has a puppy on the front or a dog?
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I have seen it many times, but you're getting on a plane to go to a city.
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You look put together, but you're wearing a sweater with a dog on it.
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Because everyone you sit, like when you walk down the plane aisle, people are going to be like, oh, lady with dog sweater. That comes with like a lot of connotations. What?
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As a divorce lawyer, I wish all married couples shared the compassionate and loving approach you take to each other, even when you're ribbing one another. It's with love and kindness.
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I'm trying to think if I have a piece of clothing that we can do an analogy that makes sense. There is nothing wrong with your cute dog sweater, okay?
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I would wear probably something more low-key, but I guess everything I have is more low-key. Casual? More casual, but also... I don't understand, though.
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I just... It's adorable. It's just, if you sat down next to me on a plane... I'd be like, oh, dog lady sweater lady.
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I do want to say no. This might be the cognitive dissonance that's happening is this sweater on like a high school person sends a much different message or like someone in their early 20s than a well put together beautiful lady like yourself.
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It sounds like this divorce lawyer isn't that jaded. I would think if you're a divorce lawyer. Yeah, you're like. You would be like.
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Maybe there's nothing to get, honestly. I might just be an asshole, too. That's a huge possibility.
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Great, great point. But that was not close enough to me.
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Yeah. I need them to be like in the same classroom with our kids or I need to know where their house is in the neighborhood. Yes. You know what I mean? But that kind of gossip. Yeah. Ooh, I love it. Celebrity gossip, it doesn't really do much for me at all. I really like these lower stakes, but when they're much higher stakes for the people involved, gossip. Lower stakes for me.
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That doesn't even make sense with the celebrity part of it.
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So there's like an assistant standing by the goalie, sort of? Or by the goal post? Yeah. Yeah, so that I love. I absolutely fucking love that. Because I love the potential for the aftermath of that. The drama.
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Can't wait to subscribe to Patreon now that I've made it through all of the available episodes. Thank you. Thank you so much. Turner, Ike Turner. No, it was like Ike, Ike Allay or something like that. The person's name might not even be Ike.
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Yeah. So I do enjoy that for sure.
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I wish I could find... Are there other me's that enjoy that gossip? Or is everybody else just kind of like in it? Because there's a lot of people weighing in on what's going on. I'm a lurker just liking the gossip.
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Don't get involved. Just eavesdrop.
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Just listen to other people do it.
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So you weren't eight or nine. Didn't you say that in the beginning?
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What kind of shit were you talking about?
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I hope that's on mic. That timing was incredible. Wait, being forward sexually? I think I can read between those lines.
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And also, let's be honest, you're saying this was a popular girl?
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Who maybe had like a boyfriend that she was maybe kissing and maybe your crew felt left out in that world. So the easy thing to say was like, she's forward.
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But maybe you're, okay. So you're saying that you weren't saying that she was forward. Yeah. Sexually?
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Because you weren't jealous a little bit?
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And then they had to translate that?
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Oh, about their good friends. About their good friends. When one friend leaves the area, they're talking about her. And it's almost, it seems like it might be a runner that's going to happen to each character, sort of.
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Okay. I don't think so. I think everybody feels this way about gossip. I'm curious. I'm kind of curious how you're going to land this plane.
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Too soon. I think you were about to land it, though.
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Well, I don't know exactly. So you're basically saying you think gossip's okay as long as other people don't find out? No, no, no. Because it's a unifying thing?
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Well, it depends on the type of gossip. We have friends in our friend group that I'm sure talk a little gossip about us and are like similar in White Lotus. Do you know what I mean? Like, oh my gosh. What do you think they're saying? Who knows? But like, I think you have to know that that's definitely happening.
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I want you to land it because it seems like you have, I thought you were going somewhere with the kids with like shared suffering, almost like it's good for siblings to like have a shared suffering against the parents sometime.
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You know, because they can bond over mom and dad are being an asshole together sort of. I sort of thought that's where you were going, where maybe there's a tinge of that in some of these instances.
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We do a good job of manipulating the situation to turn out that way. What's wrong?
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Do you just want to feel, do you want someone to say it's okay for you to keep gossiping? Is that what you, because wait, we started this whole thing by you saying, how do I feel about gossip, right?
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There's a spider behind you on the wall, but I got my eye on it.
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So how do you feel about it? Do you just need permission to keep doing this?
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There's one case I don't even really think I want to talk about publicly. But I basically, I got caught similar to you in a situation where I was gossiping about someone else. And that person found out with very clear evidence that because they actually heard my words out loud doing it.
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I think that's pretty good. Basically, I was... I took a phone call with somebody, and then I got off the phone, and I was hanging out with four people, but I forgot to hang up the phone, and I revealed a piece of something about the person that I'd called on the phone. That was a piece of gossip.
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And they heard me reveal it to the friends.
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We don't stay in touch, unfortunately. And I felt terrible.
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And that was a big lesson learned.
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And in that case, that really was... To be honest, it's probably a story I've shared since that incident happened because it was...
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kind of a good story but yeah you just have to be careful of how you because you can hurt people's feelings and hurting people's feelings is never never the way to go no you know yeah life's too short to be out there hurting feelings but at the same time if you think about us with a show a podcast if you will we hurt people's feelings you know how so
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There's times where we offend people with our views or what we say.
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Maybe that's quite a bit different than knowingly talking about something about like an acquaintance that you shouldn't be.
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That's interesting. I do definitely think you're correct in even the word slut. In our era. Oh, God.
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That was a very prevalent word in our demographic and in culture at that time. Yeah.
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I'm just thinking what the spider's thinking of your rant right now. Is it a rant? Yeah. Listen to this lady talking about suffering.
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as a girl in the world like that's the last thing you want to be but you also like your main value is how sexually attractive you are right it's really shitty it's a it's a whole what do you call that cocktail mess of how do you supposed to decipher this well it's a lose-lose it's a lose-lose but so all that being said though i do wonder that's a good example that word
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I don't think our kids are going to be hearing that much at all.
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However, though, are there other things? I don't think our kids are quite at the age of where that would really start yet anyways. And I'm not even talking about... Any sort of necessarily language having to do with, like, sex stuff either. Yeah. I'm talking about anything in general.
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Of getting to that age, 7th, 8th, 9th grade, where things can be a little harder to navigate. Yes. In general. And... I bet there will be language. It will be of a different time and culture right now. Right. But that is hard for the kids to deal with. I don't know what it is yet.
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I wish this was just like some horrendous gossip we were, and we just looked like the biggest fucking assholes.
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Anytime I clear more than 200 lines, it's a great score for me.
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Something like that. It's on every, you can get it everywhere. PS4, Xbox, Switch.
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And you immediately in your head are thinking, no, you can't. You've never beaten my score. That's not what makes a good coach.
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Is that true, though? Yes. It must be devastating.
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Have you seen coaches? Now, there are all sorts of coaches, right? There are former amazing players that are coaches, but there are also coaches that you might think they've never even been to the gym. Right. Like there's all flavors of coaches. You don't have to be excellent at the sport to be an excellent coach.
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Because I think I know your game so well and I know your strengths and your weaknesses are starting to reveal themselves to me. Yeah. And I think with coaching, I could help you navigate those weaknesses and make you a better player.
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I mean, it's higher than you've ever been. I'll tell you that much.
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Well, I don't know. I've never seen you play. And that would be a harder one for me to become your coach. But it intrigues me for me to be your full-time Mahjong and Tetris coach.
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Didn't you have a Mahjong coach come teach you guys how to play? Oh, yes.
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I think the Mahjong would be a smarter play.
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So if you were to go to Vegas, do you know what that looks like playing Mahjong in Vegas? Do you think it's like, here's my question, how long does a game take typically? Or does it really vary?
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In Vegas, do you think you're placing different multiple bets throughout the game? Or do you think it's just one bet per game?
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But I do think that would be fun to – the next time we go to Vegas, you should play some Mahjong just to see how you –
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Yeah. Elizabeth gets joy just cutting them down.
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feel like i know what's going on and then i'm like does everyone have their own mahjong cards like i need to know how all of these things work before i'm right there well i would assume you do you already know how to play yeah it sounds like it's not the kind of game where you can go up in vegas if you don't know how to do it at all that sounds like a nightmare right whereas like blackjack they'll take you through it roulette they'll take you through it all craps whatever yes
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I think you know plenty to get in there.
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And I would assume that the dealer does a lot of that heavy lifting for two reasons. One, to keep the pace of the game, I'm assuming, and also to make sure there's no funny business going on.
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Right. So, yeah. But I wonder how much, like, the buy-ins are per hand.
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Do you want to look it up real quick? Yes.
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Well, I'm sure there's higher stakes tables, but I think 150 buy-ins, plenty for you to try the first couple times.
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When have we ever watched that?
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Really? You've watched it. What are you talking about?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Yeah, this we have an incredible citizen on our hands this week.
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I like how in poker, when you see those celebrity poker players, they all have their own vibe and like their own like big personality or small personality. That might be their style. I wonder in Mahjong, in the type of players that play in Vegas, if you would slide in as like an average looking typical player or if you are an outlier, like your personality.
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Let me, this is a quick tangent and we'll get back to something about suffering or something. We don't have to. No, I want to. But last night I was watching, the kids have really been into this YouTuber that is known for dominoes.
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Okay. Yeah. And then are you an outlier in, like, your demographic? Like, the cliche would be that it's going to be older Asian and Jewish ladies, right?
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But, like... I wonder how prevalent that is in Vegas, too. Right. Like, all of this would be so interesting to check out.
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You guys should up it to like $10.
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Oh, yeah. You can't be the person to say that.
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Heavy as the crown. Heavy as the crown. Yeah. Okay, I have something kind of interesting to tell you about that you might be like, why are you telling me this? But I went down like a big rabbit hole about grocery store carts and where they came from.
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The carts are an abomination at this store.
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You got to start going to Target or I'll just take care of it because it's so much cheaper. Every time I'm like, I can't believe how much cheaper it is. We got to just go to Target and Trader Joe's.
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And we can get everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, or you had like a little bag, but no, you were bringing up a basket to the counter at your little shop.
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And it's this girl that dominates so much. She even has her own line of dominoes.
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So there was this guy named Sylvan Goldman, and he had some stores. And let's see, this was in Oklahoma City. But so he noticed this, that people are getting their little wooden or wire basket at the front of the store, filling it up, coming to the counter, and that's all they're getting. So he thinks... What if I have a bigger fucking basket? Are they going to buy more?
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Right? So he saw a nearby folding chair and he thought, ooh, I wonder if I could make something sort of with that, with wheels. So he makes it, but it's a flop. The first card.
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But why do you... Do you want to know why it was a flop?
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No, no, no. I think he sort of landed the design.
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Well, that was his inspiration.
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So, okay. So the first design was some sort of wooden folding frame with wheels that would open up and it would hold two baskets. Okay.
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Anyways, we were watching the videos and then our friend Maddie was over and we were watching one of them too. And Maddie was like kind of blown away. And this girl just makes huge domino installations. But we were thinking about dominoes, similar to you saying that the spider just, like, makes another web. These domino people spend sometimes months making these crazy, intricate dominoes.
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Anyways, he's dismayed that it's not working. And this shopping cart historian, Rob Lammy, shout out, he says the big reason was, one, men were too proud to admit if they would ever need to use something like that. They want to carry their groceries.
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Yeah. this keeps happening where you just know the thing over and over.
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I do not know if that was an issue for the men, but for women, that was their thought. I already am pushing around a fucking baby buggy enough. Now I got to push this thing around.
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That was the big hang up for women. So what did this guy do? He hired attractive men and women to pretend shop in the store. Wow.
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And there you go. It took. So when anyone had any like... We are all sheep.
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Yep. Wow. It's crazy, right? Wow. Guess how much a shopping cart costs?
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About $150 each. Metal ones are $150. Usually plastic, about $100. Thus, many grocery stores have about $50,000 in carts. Wow.
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They're all fucking busted. It's similar to, have we ever gone on a rant about luggage? I've heard so many people have this take, but the idea that it took so long for someone to figure out to put like the wheels on the luggage and stuff is another invention where like, let's be honest, the cart's great. Yes.
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Do you ever pick up the basket, and then you get too much stuff, and you're killing yourself?
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Yeah. Yeah. This kind of marketing, though, I think is still heavily, heavily used. It's basically like what all this influencer marketing is. It's just like this is what marketing is.
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I think you're right, but also they are deciding what they do. I mean, even on this show, when we advertise for stuff, we do say no to a lot of things.
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We're not doing gambling ads and stuff like that.
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Yeah, so it is stuff that we'll be stoked about.
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beautiful domino what do you call them presentations yeah and it all ends though with a topple at the end and then it's just like but there's something kind of beautiful about that well it's it's the one truth in life that nothing is constant
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Well, we get, we were talking about this the other day, we get multiple emails a day sometimes from people pitching us to have guests on this podcast, which we've never had a guest on this podcast. But these emails we get, they all have a similar feel and format where it's like the person's like, hey, love your podcast. And then it like summarizes a recent episode.
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Yeah. And it's in a way that they couldn't have gotten it from the description, I don't think, of the episode. It's almost like AI is genuinely listening to an episode, transcribing it, and then figuring out what we talked about. But it can't figure out that we don't ever have guests on the show.
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And now maybe some of these people are genuinely listening to the episodes. No, they're not. It does not seem, it just seems like this is an AI bot type thing.
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So getting back to your Reddit one though.
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I wondered recently, I got a new ping pong paddle and I was.
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It is a blade. Now I did a lot of research and a lot of it was in Reddit and I kept coming over and over to this one guy in like Kansas city that makes his own blades basically, or he sources all the parts.
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Yeah, for sure. But basically the whole thing was like, don't buy a pre-made paddle. You want to like pick out your wood and then the pads and everything. And like this, this is a good deal.
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Let me enjoy the process of picking the paddle, though.
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I do get a little stressed out about this stuff, but I love it. You like the stress. I love it. But then after I bought the paddle.
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I absolutely love it. Regrets. So the ending of this story is it ended up being worth the hype. But after I hit order on the paddle, which was like, felt like an old school website. It was like a PayPal transaction. It felt like I could have sent money into the void potentially. Yes. So as soon as I did that, I had this thought like,
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you know what, this could just be like a Reddit scam of this one guy has been plugging his own paddles with a few different accounts for, but then I was like, that's a long scam to keep up because this goes back like 10 years of different people chiming in.
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Oh no, I don't have their name. It was like Ike something.
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But I had the suspicion because if you go on YouTube and there's a lot of content on YouTube, there wasn't much about these paddles by this guy.
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YouTube is very niche. Oh. You know, if you think about it.
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But I had that thought, but then I was like, what an amount of work to do if you were this guy. But then it ended up all the hype was real, and I ended up getting a great panel.
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Oh, we talk about this all the time.
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Big scammers. You and me? Yeah.
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All the time. I didn't know that. We were just talking about it with, who were we talking about it with? We were watching some documentary.
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If Scamanda had put the energy that she put into faking she had cancer... To getting cancer.
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But into anything else, she would have been successful at it.
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I think it's because you had already so much success pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. It worked for so long that you build up this confidence.
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And the sad truth is probably some of her audience is kind of like, oh, that makes sense.
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Like there is this thing that happens where there's a name for it. It's wild. Yeah.
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You know, it's been a while since we've really dug deep on the Elizabeth Holmes thing. Probably since the documentary, but she was in the news recently. We were talking on our other show about her.
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She was in that news. She was in that news. But it would be so amazing if... You could really, really get a completely true, honest interview with her outlining the whole thing that, like, it was certified real. But we could never know if that was real or not. But of, like, what was going through your head?
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That's the most interesting thing about that case because you do wonder. Yeah. There is a world where it could have definitely started legit. Yeah. And at some point in time, it starts getting fuzzy, fuzzy. And the scam, when does it become scam sort of? Right. And yeah, are you tricking yourself in your own head?
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Are you so high on your own supply that you truly are thinking you're doing the right thing? Like there's so many questions, but you can never get the real answers.
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Unless maybe, I don't know, maybe after you die, do you get any of those answers? Could that be my one question? If you get one question like, yo, can you give me the real on Elizabeth Holmes?
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Yeah. Like, can I, can you like touch me? And I get to experience it all as if I was her for those three years.
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Except the first two weeks, those are magic.
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It was Ike Turner. Turner. And the subject is, my review disappeared? Hello from the coast of North Carolina. Left a clever review in August 2024 and it disappeared. So I'm doubling down. This is why they're such a good citizen.
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I don't know. I'm sure there's been plenty of times where I have.
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Oh, my gosh. So many good ones. I mean, so many... ones with the kids.
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Even like probably surprising ones that I couldn't even say right now.
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The idea of those popping in of like, oh my God, I forgot about that. Yes. That to me, that makes me feel very happy and emotional. You know what I mean?
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There's nothing like gossip. There's nothing like gossip.
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Now, if you're the domino person, to me it feels almost like when you see those big zen sand gardens, and you hear the stories of monks would maybe make those and spend all this time, and then right when they finish, they get rid of it, sort of.
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Yes, you are that way with jigsaw puzzles.
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But it's precarious the entire time.
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Oh, when the topple doesn't go exactly how you want?
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It's been a long time since I've done this. Probably 15 years, maybe. Was YouTube around 15 years ago?
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Let's clarify that because if you just hear two girls, one cup.
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There was, if people don't remember, there was a wild video that sort of John Mayer made the reaction videos famous, I think.
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Yeah, two girls are pooping in a cup. And it's really, really gross. And it took the internet by storm. But what really took the internet by storm was people made videos of other people watching the video.
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I actually still think it's a pretty funny idea.
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Just a box of Raisin Bran cereal.
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It was a family size. At Target, family size is only $5.99. Oh, okay.
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YouTube. Oh, yes. So there was a moment in time. It has been since we've lived in L.A., but that I got taken a little bit by domino fail videos for a minute. Okay. Oh, you did? Because they're big compilations. Now I almost feel like bad watching them because you are sort of enjoying the fails.
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Is it still there? I don't know. Anyways, doing my part to help y'all surpass Eckhart Tolle.
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Hold on. I thought you were saying, isn't it human to laugh at that a little bit? And I was agreeing with that. That's not what you meant at all.
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There's something different going on with the Domino Fail video where there's a discomfort. There's an anxiety of when is it going to happen? And you do. And I think I was like an ucky, good feeling, delighting a little bit in an ucky way where I had to stop watching those videos.
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Last thing about Two Girls, One Cup Raisin Bran video.
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I think I could find that video.
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We have been in a long-running mission.
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Would it be worth posting that? Or would that potentially – I would hate for that to get any traction and flame the fires of a Two Girls, One Cup resurgence. Oh, yeah. Because nobody in the world needs that.
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But I kind of want to share that because I think it's kind of funny.
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All right. Let's see if we can find it.
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We also did a great YouTube, no, sorry, Apple iPhone parody video. Do you remember?
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We just want to rise above, what is it, like 3,000 reviews to beat him?
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On so many different levels. Mm-hmm. But I think you've been true to yourself in always owning that part of your... My parents are dead. Yeah. Life.
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Yeah. Leaning into the humor or using humor... Yes. ...as a device to deal with that drama.
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No, you're like looking through me in a way that also feels like you're performing for like I'm a cameraman or something like you were doing a new commercial. I didn't feel like you were actually talking to me.
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Okay, define gossip. What do you want to know? What kind of goss do you want from me right now?
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But this is going to be gossip.
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He's always a thousand steps ahead spiritually and in reviews.
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But don't you see that me answering this is sort of going to be gossip?
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Well, what do you want to know exactly?
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What kind of gossip I like? Do I like it? Do I not?
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In what way would it be immoral?
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Okay, yeah. This is my take on gossip.
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Let's start with the kind of gossip I love. All right.
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Yes. Give me some neighborhood gossip or school gossip. Like, give me some gossip about some parents who I know who they are, but I'm not really friends with them. And then I find out maybe there's cheating involved or something like that. Yes. Love it.
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So love the show so much. Found you through St. Monica. Please press the button.
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This is this is the example I was going to give you. So, yes, that's a great point. There is something different about like looking at the scan versions versus the real versions, right? The scanned ones are cool to have. I think if something horrible does happen to the things, and as you say, they're not permanent, but until there's like a good reason to get rid of them, meaning.
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There's a big move or just like there's a moment that makes sense. They are nice to have. For example, the last time I was visiting my folks, or maybe it was the time before that, they unearthed like this cool box of stuff that had stuff from their parents and their parents' parents in it.
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And it was just this box of there's something about grabbing the stuff and looking at it and putting it out on the table. And it's like, oh, my God, this stuff is amazing. That is just not the same of looking at it on like a screen.
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Now, will we have that stuff forever? No. But if there's like room, if it's just a box somewhere right now until I don't know.
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But they might want to. And that'll be their choice then.
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When it comes to that department. When it comes to very sentimental, special things that have been handed down. I don't just want to throw it all out.
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I hope we look at it soon. I'm curious now. OK. I don't think it's a yearbook, but.
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You worked really hard and had an important job in the infrastructure of those operations.
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Oh, that's making me jealous though because I'm parched.
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Those are reflexes, right? Does anyone... You just need fast reflexes.
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Okay. Well, your mental is – Okay, your minimalism.
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Your minimalism. Minimalism. Your minimalism. Kind of brings me to something I want to share with you. We know on Reddit we've talked about how you get suggested things. It starts pulling you into new communities that might be the algorithm thinks you might like.
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Yes, yes, yes. I got pulled into one I did not see coming at all.
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Okay, I'm going to read you the title of this post. And it's kind of a short post. I might read the whole post. Afraid to be barefoot around friends and family. I don't know when or how this happened, but I'm afraid to walk barefoot around the house. Even when I'm just getting out of the shower in the morning when I wake up, I just don't want my family seeing my feet.
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If I throw a ball at your face and you go like that really quick to catch the ball, that's a fast reflex. Isn't that also a twitch thing?
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Although I like being barefoot at home, sometimes when I'm home alone, I take my socks off and it feels nice. But when I hear their car arriving, I put them on quickly. We are barely barefoot around the house, just socks and sometimes shoes. When I'm over at a friend's house, they aren't barefoot much, so I find it weird to just pull on my socks. Do more people have the same problem as me?
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So do you want to take a guess at what thread this is? What community, if you will?
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You would be wrong. It's in the barefoot community.
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Here are the rules of the barefoot unshod community. I'm assuming unshod means...
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I'm sure. Not niche. It's just its own. It's a Reddit. It's a subreddit. But barefoot, unshod community. I bet it just means barefoot probably. Unshod probably means without... Shoes probably.
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Yeah, but yet they want to be so bad. There's only four rules for the community.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's four rules. One, no discussion post comments about shoes. That's the number one rule. That's the number one rule.
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Two, posts must be about barefoot activities slash lifestyle.
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Okay. Three, posts with just pictures of feet are not allowed.
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There's a different subreddit for that, I'm sure. Yeah. And number four.
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no material of a sexual nature is permitted at all whatsoever material of a sexual nature is not permitted depending on the situation you may receive an immediate ban such materials include links to foot fetish websites pictures of feet with sexual themes or titles links to only fans roleplay posting where obviously made up stories and scenarios and serious discussions and self posts or comments of a sexual nature if your post is like that you're banned that's the one thing that they are like they are not fucking around
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now if you're uncircumcised you can go find another fucking reddit okay wait okay i'm laughing but i don't actually know what the joke is are you are you now talking about real uncircumcised people yeah like the unshod what's okay we gotta do two things real quick one you need to google unshod just do what does unshod mean
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Okay, great. And two, you got to imagine that there are some lurkers in here. Because there are these such strict rules not to have this, it's even a bigger turn on for them.
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um no no no fast twitch muscle fibers cool very cool so is anyone listening yes a lot of people are listening it seems and sending in some comments and whatnot this one sums up many a comment we got last week this is from anna on spotify i love you guys so i'm really sorry to say this but andy's dad is my new favorite podcast host
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Well, that's, you nailed it. See, there are probably plenty of subreddits I definitely don't know about, about like foot fetishes, right? That have nice curated selections of beautiful feet. Yes. That's probably out there. But this.
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This is. Pure. Pure, forbidden. Like you, hey, do not come in here with that dirty mind.
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Yeah. It does feel nice, doesn't it, being barefoot in the grass?
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I think the difference is that the horseshoe became a necessity when horses were started taking out on like roads and gravel paths and stuff. Like a wild horse just out in fields and other stuff probably doesn't need them. Nature probably takes care of it.
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I remember, like, I think making a video about farriers. It is a very sensual profession to have that control over the beast. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, and taking care of the horses' hooves and stuff.
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Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I would like to know the power dynamics in that relationship.
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He literally can... He can touch a horse in a way that it just submits to him instantly. Imagine what he could do to your body.
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Is there also... Taming beasts. Is there also a bit of a economic situation going on? Because I'm imagining like a really rich horseback riding lady. Is the farrier a little different on the... What do you call that?
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auntie type gal was super wealthy or anything you don't not all horse women are wealthy right many are some are and now farriers farriers might make a very good living just in this expensive pet in this particular fantasy i'm i'm imagining more of a a bigger gap in their financial situation talk about needing a lot of stuff What do you mean?
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Not much. I did do some lurking to see, like, why does the algorithm think I need this? And so I was like, do I need this?
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Whoa. Okay. Search tetanus. Now, one of the first posts, like recent posts, is just how do you do it? That's interesting. Any barefooters in Austin? A barefoot poem? An incident at Walmart? We have to look at that one real quick. Okay. Okay.
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It'd be different. Do they encourage you to bring fresh socks that you put on once you get there? That's a different situation. No, no. That may seem hard to enforce.
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I'm a little confused. Let's see if we can decipher this.
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I ran into another dumbass situation at a Walmart about a month ago. First ever with them, I think. Since then, I'm following up hard on it, asking Wally Corporate, I like that, to permanently fix this problem at the national level. I'll update results as this develops. So I'm guessing they were trying to be barefoot and someone at Walmart was like, you can't do that. So here are the responses.
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Oh, I thought the clip I posted was so great. And because that clip was just showing you and me listening, there was no action happening. I don't know if that'd be a fun clip to see.
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No, there's a link to another incident, but let me just do one response and see if that gives any context. Yeah, I'd be careful making big waves. You need to realize that low-level employees are not often all that aware of overall company policies. A minimum wage clerk confronting you is not a failure of corporate, just of that person. There's no amount of training that'll make...
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All probably hundreds of thousands of store employees aware of all the policies.
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Whoa, I just asked employees to show me where it says that barefooting is prohibited and continue shopping. And then someone says, go to barefooters.org. We have PDFs up there to show Walmart. This seems like a lot to take on. These poor people have to like convince everyone like, no, this is okay. No shoes, no shirt, no service.
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Yeah. And what is the, I'm looking at some of the other like titles of these posts. What's the longest period of time you've gone without shoes and socks? First few interactions while being barefoot? Going barefoot around people you know? I'm so curious, all these people in this community, what is the aha moment that they have? I bet there are some scenarios like you just explained, right?
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But then there's other ones that are like, I don't know, did you just read an article and you're like, oh yeah, being closer to the Earth's cool? But it seems...
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I'm just trying to get our levels right, and you don't respect the process. Yeah.
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Now, I have to... Hey, I want you to be very careful here, okay?
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Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I appreciate your honesty.
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You think that people that do dog off-leash are doing it for attention?
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Yeah, that it does feel like a look at me and my fucking dog. Those people I know that. Yeah, I guess that's one subset of those people for sure. Fuck those people.
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It's so sad because this whole thread, there's a lot of instance of people like, you know, they're feeling shame for this and they're having incidents where people are giving them glances of disgust and whatnot. People like you and like.
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What's become clear to me since you were casting so much judgment on people with tongue piercings? Mm-hmm. that you don't have a real problem with the piercing itself. You just seem to have this real issue with the clickety-clack noise.
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It's just like if that was, okay, if there's like a therapist in training and all of this is coming out and then that therapist, okay, we'll role play this real quick.
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Just try to zoom out and come into this with no judgment for a minute.
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rightfully commented they should be field correspondents on our new show nobody's news yes where we check in with the rosens and see what the news is over there yes and i want to be completely straightforward and on the record although it pains me to be on the record because i haven't told my dad any of this stuff
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Yeah, yeah. OK, after yours, after your session, you're coming in to me to report it. OK, I want you to kick off the session by telling me like this interesting thing happened. I found out this woman is very judgmental of people with this. But then I come to find out. OK, so start that way to me.
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Okay. Reverse. Just a second. You are my subordinate and you're wanting to do well and you want to become a therapist. You really, this is your calling.
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And you're taking this serious and you need to have some decorum when you're talking to your boss.
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Why did you pick Daniel? You know that name's triggering for me. Okay.
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Hey, so how did things go with your patient today?
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Tongue rings? Yeah. She's been vocal about people with tongue rings in her social circle? Or what do you mean by that?
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So she sees someone in a accounting office, for example, and finds that triggering.
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Be careful with the word uncovered in treatment, but go on.
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Wow. This is definitely something to explore why she would feel guilt when she was actually the victim. Did you explore that?
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Just no one send this to him. So you did sort of have, not even sort of, you had this idea of enlisting my dad for our new show, Nobody's News. That has been out for three days now.
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And what exactly did that have to do with the tongue piercings that you said you uncovered something?
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The sound and the clickety-clack? Yes. What about the sound and the clickety-clack?
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Okay. I think you're making a pretty big leap here. Oh. And next session, I want you to dig deep into this feeling of guilt. I don't think there's any correlation between her judgment on people with tongue piercings and this pool ball incident.
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No reason. I'm your teacher in this scenario.
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OK, hold on. I know I'm not a therapist. We were role playing in the role play. I was your boss and I am a therapist.
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And that you weren't exploring the more interesting matter at hand.
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What did you, Elizabeth, want Andy, the Roebling doctor, to say?
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Nice. Let's switch gears. Let's pull you out of this. Okay. You know, I've been watching that show. down to earth yes with Zac Efron and you have Darren or Lynn or something or lean he wrote he wrote a famous book about like healthy eating or something so dismissive well you know but but it's a fun show that you're watching with the kids and I've watched a few episodes that's neat
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Yeah. And if you haven't run over there, subscribe. It's called Nobody's News. And leave us a message. It's super helpful in these early days. Yes. Leave us a review, I should say, or a comment or a rating. Rating's what they call it.
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And it can be kind of intense, but they basically are like traveling around the world and learning about sustainability, food stuff and like that kind of stuff. And it's like interesting for the kids. And I like it. I don't know much about Zac Efron, but I'm like, oh, he's OK. And this like, you know, I kind of like him.
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He has a kind of interesting characteristic or thing that he does. There are a lot of serious moments throughout the show. Yes. He seems to be one of those guys that when it is a serious moment, no matter what the subject is, he kind of gets a smirk on his face. Like he doesn't know where to put his face. And so oftentimes his facial expression, it seems inappropriate.
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No, I don't think it's like that because he, I mean, listen, he's got a nice mug and like, it just looks like he's kind of smiling and listening. But there's oftentimes, I mean, I've given you crap before of, you know, sometimes you're laughing or a smile's happening when you're talking about something dark or whatnot.
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But it's interesting when you're seeing someone taking in the information and their expression's not quite right. And those people are out there, but it can be disorienting.
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I bring it up because it happens ever so often with you. But with you, though... If it's happening, you can then kind of see me see it in you and then you like start laughing or something. Yeah, yeah. In this particular case, it's just like the smile is happening.
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Yeah, yeah. We love it. All that good stuff. So you had the idea, and I think... Weeks ago. Weeks ago, and I think in my subconscious, I... I saw an opportunity to sort of try the idea a little bit.
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I love that. And I don't want this to feel like I'm giving him shade or anything. Because it isn't like... It's not like... Maybe it's not the right face, but it is a nice, gentle face, kind of like you're saying. Yeah.
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Whereas there would be a difference if you were telling me something that you were so happy about, so excited, and I had like an angry-looking face, which probably happens sometimes in our relationship. Yeah. But it's like, why are you making that face, right?
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Yeah, well, I think I am like thinking it's an intensity. There's a, I don't, it is interesting. It's really kind of scary because I don't really understand that I'm doing that. We figured out lately there's times where I'm making audible noises. I don't know I'm making that. Shit, is that going to get away from me the more I'm older?
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And it worked. I just made a huge mistake of not telling my father I was trying this idea. And now I'm in too deep. I feel like I can't go backwards in time.
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When we're playing Tetris, I said, don't correct me. Right, but... Hey, that was an aggression at it. Okay, go on. Right. Right.
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Fair point. But when we're playing Tetris, I start humming usually when it's getting intense. Yes! And that's just like a coping mechanism. I understand that then it's getting intense and then for you to have a hummer in the room is annoying. I do understand that.
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Well, that's the thing. If we were, say, okay, I've got a perfect scenario. We go and visit your sister, all right? Yes. And spend the day with them. Love them.
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We're having a chill day, though, right? So there's a lot of just hanging around and whatnot.
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You look like... You're repping. Yeah, I'm repping.
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if we got home later that day and you sat me down you're like i gotta tell you this is just like a little service announcement for you you were doing a lot of beeps and bloops and bops when you were on the couch and i'm like oh just like a little bit no pretty much the whole time we were doing the movie do you think anyone noticed yeah i think everybody noticed
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That is a news headline I want to know about.
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I don't know how to fix it necessarily, but that, that, that is scary. Well, if I don't know, I'm doing it.
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But anyways, yeah, hopefully he's our new field correspondent. And thanks for all the sweet messages that I'll never show him. Yes.
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I wonder, how would you even look that up? Is that something I tell my doctor about? I'm doing the leaps and boops a lot.
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Well, I know. But I'm saying in that context, you saying stop humming while we're playing this stressful thing, that's annoying to me.
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but you after guess what's annoying i understand i understand both sides i do i do i do yeah i guess i'm being a little selfish in this case but you know the sister's visit then you being like you were humiliating yourself and me the whole day no i wouldn't frame it i would be like i'm worried about you who else do you think in my life has noticed the bleeps and bloops i know the kids have because they've mentioned it um there's other do you think i do it around other people
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I got to ask Maddie because Tori did call me out on a behavior like that. What was it? I got to ask Maddie exactly what it was. But Tori was like, no, I like it. It's like it's.
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I remember you asking me about why I do that.
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yes mentally you know what i mean yeah yes that's why yes it is yes is it no i think it is but i mean if you started just like mumbling and grumbling and bleeping and blooping and all through the town i had the thought too and i know we got to wrap up but i had the thought of please please please don't let me like ever hear voices or something in my head that would be a bummer
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I don't know. I've been hearing some things.
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I didn't hear a voice. I had a feeling. Oh, okay. I had a feeling, get out of Target, get out of Target, and I left.
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You got to take it easy with this stuff, okay?
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I'd be scared to be unshot on an escalator. Just saying that texture. And then the potential consequences on the escalator. No, thank you.
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That would be lovely. Yeah, is there a protocol? Well, we don't know. We might be speaking out of turn here. Maybe there's a strict protocol. Like maybe people have a stool and a little special rag. There's probably a lot of literature on how to navigate that. But yeah, or not. There probably are some dirty unshods that just are just, they don't care.
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They're just gripping and ripping and their sheets are dirty.
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Dirty unshod sounds like a slur or something. That does not sound good. You know what I mean?
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One last thing on this. I sometimes wish people would give more clarity on shoes off or shoes off in the house.
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Yes, thank you. Because sometimes people are like, oh, whatever you want. And I'm like, do you want me to take my shoes off or do you really not care?
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Yeah. I saw one of your friends, and I'm sorry that I don't remember their name, but posts like a cool...
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I have no idea where you're going. And I'm worried this is like a hot take or something.
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You've never been actually a stuff person though.
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You know what? Do this. I'll give you free reign to talk about our my high school home.
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OK. Yeah. Right. Right. That does not characterize their new home.
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There was a – when I was young, there was a blowtorch phase. You never saw – so in my house in St. Louis, there was – There was an area, I don't remember if it was a mantle or something. I mean, we're talking like 50 blowtorches. The like old kind of cool looking brass ones.
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But all of this, I just want to be clear. Then we moved to Idaho. It's all of antique nature, but like when we were in Idaho, kind of older Western stuff. Guns, spurs. So when you say stuff, yeah, old guns, spurs. They were into biscuit jars, which are like European kind of... China adjacent.
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Yeah, I guess so. But, like, you know, they're antiques. They're old. I'm just giving you some... It's not... When you say there's stuff everywhere, there's antiques everywhere.
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Oh, that's interesting. And probably some arms, too.
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But that is not characterize their situation now. That's what I want to say.
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Well, now it's a little different. They've, you know, they lived abroad for a very long time. And then they came back. And now they don't have as much stuff. But there's a lot of pictures on the walls. But there's not as much stuff hanging on the walls. There's just not as much stuff in their home.
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They didn't have, they weren't collectors, if you will.
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My brother's project is what you meant to say.
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Well, I think definitely this past month it's been interesting to look at that stuff with a more keen eye, and I will say yes. I would say, though, in the last few years I have been on a journey of really appreciating less. In my studio, I like to have it very tidy now. I got rid of a lot of gear, I don't know, over the last six months, sort of.
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And I even, I've really even been thinking of taking it even further.
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I don't exactly know how to do that right now, but just like I don't need much to create and how I like to work. And the other stuff is just like if you're not using it, why do you have it? Unless it is sentimental to you, but then you got to really check in. Why is it sentimental to you? Do you really need it?
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It's because you're always, the way you hold the bat, you kind of prop your butt out. So you're peacocking your butt anyways.
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You want to just get rid of it after it's scanned?
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I think you keep that until there's like a reason to get rid of it.
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Yeah. I'm going to give you the perfect example. You're saying why keep it.
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What? No. Okay. No, I want to, let me be clear. I was thinking like, what does you having that have anything to do with supporting war or not supporting war?
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You know, when I was in yearbook, I thought of it much more as a documentation of the year.
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I know I've told you this before, but one year I got best smile and most likely to have multiple spouses.
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I don't think they had a name for it back then, but I think they call it fuckboy now. That's fun. Anyways.
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Did you see, this was probably a few weeks ago, but John Stamos' recent thing he did for Dave Coulier? No. Okay. I thought of this today because on my drive home I was listening to our Queen, Lord, and Savior, Alanis Morissette.
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And I, if there are younger nobodies listening to this who are like, what the fuck are you talking about? Alanis Morissette singer, our generation in the 90s, she, like, changed music for me. It was like the breakup era. What's that called? Banger of our generation. You ought to know. Maybe it didn't affect you as much, but trust.
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I mean, I went to see her a year and a half, two years ago, and it was me and a sea of middle-aged women just losing our fucking minds.
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She was huge. And also, I'd never heard anger, like raw anger in a song like that.
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And it was based on a breakup. And I remember for our generation how insane it is looking back on it. That then the word got out that the person she is singing about is none other than The star of the, like, cheesiest sitcom.
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And not even Lori Loughlin. I'm going to. He's.
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This is the birth of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
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And it was a great show, very well written for what it was, but cheesy as hell. Sure. Coulier literally had a tagline, is that what it's called, or whatever? I mean, they all probably did.
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But anyway, to have found out that this rage anthem, and it's so raw. It was the first song I ever heard where she says, like, are you thinking of me when you fuck her?
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Think about how rebellious that was. I know we heard a lot of, like, I'm fucking bitches and hoes and jamming my dick in their mouth and their pussies and stuff. Mm-hmm. Fun stuff. From the rap side, and I'm slapping them and slapping them around this dumb bitch. Yeah, yeah. But to hear the feelings of women encompassed in this way, and then to find out it was Dave Coulier, was absolutely insane.
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I don't think so. I mean, just go with me on this ride as a 16-year-old, okay? Sure. Oh, my God. This song is everything. And it's so good. Like, I hope you feel it when I scratch my nails down someone else's back. Like, all this really good power stuff.
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When I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it. I hope you feel it.
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You need to just listen to it. You don't know this. Is she perverted like me?
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Well, okay. Anyway, so as a 16-year-old, then go, that guy? And then you're looking at Dave Coulier going, wait. There's got to be something to this guy.
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Like, it can't just be that guy. It can't be my perception of that guy that inspired this song from her.
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Yes. So what's crazy is some of the lyrics, now this is about to get really dark.
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Oh, I don't want to say this, but this is my dark and twisted brain to go here. So this is a real song she wrote about a real person who happens to be an actor playing the role of this dorky guy. But it's, did you, there's something along the lines of, does she- Pull up the lyric.
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Okay. Okay. It's something along the lines of, and when you're with her, did you tell her how you told me you'd hold me until you die? Till you die. But you're still alive. Yes.
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The lyrics are unreal. Like, they're incredible. No, and every time you speak her name, did she know how you told me you told me until you died? Until you died, but you're still alive, and I'm here. Okay, so anyway, he has cancer.
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Oh, my God. What? Okay. What? No, this is very sad, obviously. No, it is. Listen, obviously, now I hope he beats it.
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But it is a weird thing to me listening to this song today.
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Yes, and going, oh my God, that was a wild time. And she put that lyric in the song. I wonder what she feels when she hears. Not that I don't think that she wishes ill will on him now that it's many decades later, but...
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Yes. Now, I hope, I don't know what the, oh, he has non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, which is horrible. But hopefully, he's getting treatment and hopefully we'll beat it. Okay, here's where Stamos comes in. Now, imagine the conversation between Stamos and Uncle Joey, okay?
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Which is, oh my God, I got diagnosed with cancer.
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Hey, dude, how's it going? I have some really sad news to share with you. I got diagnosed with cancer, but I'm going to go through treatment. I'm going to beat this. Yeah. And what do you think Stamos' –
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plan is or like response oh he's gonna do something cool i guess for him yeah you know what beach boys show at his house have you um have you shaved your head yet because he's about to start chemo samus asks him that yeah okay are we role playing right now i'm really confused you keep okay okay um So, listen. I feel bad that I was laughing so hard.
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It was more just about, obviously, how, you know, the brain takes a weird journey with this stuff. I don't find this funny in the least. Obviously, my heart goes out to him and his family. But what was wild was Stamos supported his friend by posting this picture with Coulier's newly shaved head. I'm going to show it to you, okay?
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What? It would be, but he's wearing a bald cap.
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He's wearing a bald cap. You heard me. You heard me. Yes. And then Coulier did post, I'm sorry to see a bunch of negative comments, and now I'm going to feel like an asshole once again. Me, Elizabeth. It's our friendship, me and John, and this is how we are handling a very tough time. I'm a comedian, and humor is what drives me.
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John knows how to cheer me up, and I laughed out loud when he arrived wearing a bald cap. Okay, so that's their thing. That's nice.
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Strange choice, though, to post that picture.
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You're mocking the gesture and maybe you have a relationship. You're like, I'm obviously not going to shave my head. Like, have you seen my hair?
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By the way, if I ever am afflicted with cancer, which I sure hope after this episode, you know, I've been... Definitely the biggest odds have skyrocketed.
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You don't need to shave your head. I don't want to, like, look at... I think it's very sweet when that happens and stuff. Yeah. But a couple things. One is now it feels a little bit like performance art. Like, it's almost the expectation. Two... I don't want to like be looking at your bald, like our kids don't need to have two bald parents walking around.
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No. Well, I hadn't read Coulier's note until just now.
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After the backlash. I thought it was uncouth.
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Anyway, but now I have a peek inside their relationship.
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Inky totally got us up in the charts in Finland. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. And I would probably go for Dave.
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I also don't know, like, this is before I knew any actors. Okay. I was in St. Louis. I was like, you know, he was him as far as I knew. Talk about, I mean, like Bob Saget, for example. When I got to know his real comedy and how edgy and kind of fucked up it is, I was so overjoyed to learn that dichotomy. Another word used in that song. No, duplicity. What's the difference?
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Deceitfulness, double dealing. Anyway, so yes, you're right. But back then and the impact that song had on me and millions and millions of girls, I had never, name a song that I guess encompassed that kind of heartsick anger. You can hear it in her voice.
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Every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it. Can you feel it?
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Yeah, but it's also a little bit like, ooh, what was that? Like he's going grocery shopping or something and he's like, ooh.
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Yes. And also like, you know what, you never had your heart broken really. We've established this. You're so lucky. Just no one's breaking your heart. Do you think that's because you had too many walls up or like you were going to break first? You're going to break their heart first?
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Okay. Well, one thing that you want when your heart is broken is for them to regret it so fully. Like that's part of it where you're like you want them to feel jealous of you. That's why anytime like in movies and stuff when they're going to go see or know that the ex is going to be there, they want to look really good and, you know, all that stuff.
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Have you heard of this trend on social media called low aesthetic?
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It's really refreshing. You know, sir, obviously I don't get it in my feed because my feed is now completely overtaken with priest thirst traps and Christian stuff. But there's a lot of the flashy – I don't know if that still happens as much, the flashy like, I'm getting on my private jet and I'm, you know –
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like look at the bling and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah low aesthetic is hey i'm having lunch with my grandma and i'm gonna go pick her up in my like 1998 toyota you know what's a toyota like what's a toyota sedan what year did you say again 1998 and camry Camry.
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Celica. And it's like, you know, it's just like normal. And being like the opposite of flashy.
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No, no. It's like, here's my low aesthetic life that I'm sharing with you.
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Did you get a little tickle in your big hole?
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I know, but they know how to do it so that when you see it on the gram, it looks great. There's a real skill to it that I do not possess. I mean, I've been posting a few more reels lately. Oh, yeah. But I'm, like, so bad at it. And the angles. And there's a real skill to these influencers and how they – And it's similar to like makeup where I've never figured it out. I've never cracked the code.
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That's D-I-P-S-E-A stories.com slash NLR. So you and I just, as I mentioned, came back from the cabin. I'm a troll mountain woman. We hadn't been there in a long time and I did not sleep well. Things felt, I don't know if Diamond Joe's around again. I had bad anxiety.
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I was literally just thinking – well, I'm very excited to talk to you for an hour like no one's listening. I was just thinking we just got back from the cabin.
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And some people either just kind of come correct. Like they know what they're doing out the gate. They pick things up along the way. But those influencers, it's like I feel like it's like baked in as they're growing up. Like this is how you do. This is how the angle. I have a friend. Who you're friends with as well. Okay.
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And she's an actor, but she's not someone I know from, like, comedy or that part of my life, actually. Okay. But she is an actor, and I've noticed— You know her from Dog Agility?
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I've noticed that like when we take pictures together and she'll send me the picture and I look hideous, even if I thought I was looking cute in the moment. And she has the same lighting, same angle, same everything, but knows what to do. Like she knows her shit. That's wild. She's very good at that.
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That's my favorite thing about the Great British Bake Off.
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So I love watching their confidence develop. Yeah. Is what you're saying.
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Yes. I totally believe in the God-given talent, Lord above.
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I think, you know, you have that more than... Well, we don't need to compare ourselves. But, like... Well, I guess I'm kind of self-taught in writing as well. I mean, I went to school and stuff. Like, wrote essays and things like that. Did creative writing. But I didn't go to... You know, I majored in economics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you...
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have a god-given gift obviously in music but also the fact that you were never like formally trained oh right which i think that you've talked about wishing that hadn't been the case but i think that the fact that it is the case is so cool because like you know that that's just innate yeah sort of it's a hint i'll tell you a perfect hindrance of it happened very recently okay
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You were like, I'm not going to. But you can't to not. It makes you an asshole in that situation.
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So how do you make her feel like she's the idiot?
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Well, I want to tell you about one of my anxieties, which we touched on a little bit. But part of the reason we hadn't been there in so long is because there were these horrible fires up there. And in fact, like the area where our cabin was had been – was evacuated for weeks.
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I have some follow-up questions. How do they know it's their butts? You know what?
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Maybe, but I think that the thing that you're breathing out of, just by virtue of it being... you're using it to breathe is like your mouth face area.
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So is it more just that they, is it not so much that they breathe out of their butts, but is it more that they poop out of their mouths?
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Is it like the award their mommies made for them? It's like, the best scientist.
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Hang on. So... I guess, isn't the whole thing with oxygen is you want to get it to your brain?
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Luckily, thank goodness, everything in our area was fine and untouched. However, this weekend was the first time driving up that we saw the devastation. I've never seen anything like that.
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And lungs and stuff. Well, the lungs are doing stuff with it. How does the cells in your asshole getting oxygen help you when you haven't had oxygen?
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They always find a way to get to your butt, you know?
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Well, the one thing I will say, we're at the area that I think that this would be extremely helpful for.
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So if I'm choking, you don't worry about the Heimlich. Just pull down my pants and go get an oxygen tank and shove her up there. Like step one.
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Now I am really curious, you know, it's called air hunger. Yeah. that a lot of times people at the end stages of their life experience. And one of the ways that hospice nurses help people who are suffering from this is by blowing like a fan in their face. Something about the air rushing at their face makes the feeling like you're not getting enough breath.
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No, actually, I don't think, I think it's more of a sensation than the actual lack of
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I know. So my question, though, is for these mice and rats and stuff, if someone is choking and blacking out and someone goes and puts some oxygen in their butt, is the sensation of needing air gone? No. Because your body's being oxygenated through the blood.
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Never. I mean, I've seen fires. Yeah. I don't want you to think I'm a little bitch who hasn't seen – I've seen so many fires. No. I have seen fire. I've seen tornadoes. No.
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That's what I'm saying is does it take the panic of I can't get a breath away because you don't need the breath to oxygenate your body?
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I mean, huge. Now I see why MIT is handing out awards.
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Well, okay. I know this is very different, but being severely dehydrated and having thirst because you need to drink the water. Yeah. But then you go to a hospital, they put an IV, and you feel amazing. It's going through your blood. You don't need to drink anymore. You're hydrated. Yeah.
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My question for the researchers is they said in emergency situations.
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Now, does the emergency unlock those cells or can they always be oxygenated?
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we're such idiots yeah it's like if you're drowning uh-huh if somehow you can get your butt above the water but not your head is that does that buy you like 10 minutes i don't think that works like that's the new protocol exposing your anus to air i think it probably has to like something's got to go in you
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And how you up at the cabin become more handsome because it's this like rugged mountain man thing.
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A controversial wellness practice that involves exposing the perennium to sunlight.
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That's true. But, you know, that was more of like a rolling hills situation. Yes. I know what you're talking about, like through Malibu. That was crazy, too. But this was like huge mountain ranges where one side of the mountain is like beautiful fall colors. And then you turn... Like one little, what's that called? Switchback or whatever. Yeah, switchback.
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Yes. Next week I do want to talk about this.
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This and the waste documentary we watched where I'm like humans are so dumb. And I know that we're two of the dumb – not you actually.
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Me. Me. But who decided, you know, it's taking me back to that like horse tranquilizer was like the thing that would cure COVID and Trump talking about drink and bleach and all this shit.
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Wait, Vice has an article that says, why are people sending their arseholes on TikTok? Great. Oh, my God. The picture is so funny. It's some naked guy's knees up in the air with his shorts. Okay. Okay.
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We never have our perenniums on the pulse. Do you know another word that people use for perennium? Perennium?
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At least three minutes at a time creates a surge in energy equivalent to walking around in the sun all day, which doesn't sound energizing to me.
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This, for at least three minutes at a time, creates a surge in energy equivalent to walking around in the sun all day, which sounds energy draining to me, or having a cup of coffee. It's like, just have a cup of coffee.
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Okay. A regular Gooch center based in New York, Abu Shady said, it honestly feels really good to have the warmth of the sun shining down there. Yeah, I'm sure it does. Like, I'm sure it would be nice to have warm sun shining there. Yeah. But like, it's a feeling you can't really describe unless, well, now I want to go try it.
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You can't describe unless you experience it. It's like the sunlight fills your being from the bottom up.
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No, but I mean, it's just like sunning yourself anywhere is not that good of idea. Dr. Karen Raj recently posted a video on TikTok explaining the dangers of exposing this thin skin to the sun. Please don't harvest solar energy with your butthole.
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His name. Oh. So anyway... I'm sure. So a lot of Gooch sunners seem to cite the freedom they experience while sunning. They're not just doing it for the energy benefits, but how it makes them feel internally. Well, this is similar to like nudist colonies and, you know, like freeing the societal restrictions away. on you that say, hey, don't go sticking your asshole up towards the sun.
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I'm so embarrassed for these people. Look at this picture. Like, how humiliating. And also, it's two people completely naked. Are their names credited on this?
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Yes. Why don't they have shirts on? You don't need to be naked to sun your gooch.
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And it looks like you're in some sort of film, like apocalyptic, crazy film. And it was so depressing. And also this was a man-made fire. Yeah.
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Anyway, well, that's something I didn't know about.
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Oh. So apparently there was a man who started this fire and I would love – do you know the deets of like how they caught him and stuff? Yeah.
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No, I know, but it was him. It was our fire was that guy.
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I up at the cabin like start to raisin and turn into some sort of like – mountain lady my every i feel dried out and bloated all at the same time my hair i did take a shower and i like blew my hair out because my hair feels insane anyway i feel like i get so not attractive up there and yet you just it's your time to shine
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You're saying we don't know. There were multiple fires. Okay. And I'm saying I know for a fact that the person who started our fire was caught and arrested. Okay.
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And I don't know that the other fires had a person caught and arrested attributed to it.
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See, this is what I didn't know. I didn't know if there was, like, footage of him standing there with, like...
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But I was just thinking, because the amount of fire there was, like when you're driving up and you're seeing these huge mountains, like full sides of mountains gone, the amount of wildlife...
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Also, I mean, all the beautiful trees. What was wild driving down today is you're kind of in this magical fall wonderland of all these fall colors. And then, boom, you're in death and destruction. It makes me nervous about landslides.
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And also I kept thinking about the firefighters who were up there because it was there's this windy road going up this mountain and fire on both sides of you as far as the eye can see. Like they are so brave. Yeah.
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Well, you started a fire once. In a Ritz Carlton.
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Oh, God. Why do you have to pause and think about it?
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Okay. So can you talk about the fire you did start?
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Would you do the thing where you would do it on your jeans, like back and forth?
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But anyway, before we get started on this week's episode, because the holidays are upon us. Love it. Wanted to, first of all, thank our patrons. So patrons, that's what they're called. Yes, patrons over on Patreon so much. And let all of y'all know that we are going to be having our annual holiday happy hour on patreon.com slash nobody's listening right on Saturday, December 22nd. 21st at 4 p.m.
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Speaking of it getting away from you and some people liking that feeling. Okay. So our cabin has a little back cabin that's separate from the bigger cabin.
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And it's just like a little studio. It's really cute.
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I mean, it might have been for Diamond Joe. There were poker tables back there and people had good, good times.
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People who gamble, isn't that, it's like gambling's the addendum to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
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No, no. This place, though, when we bought it, had like shag carpeting. I mean, it was all done in the 60s and like people who liked to party.
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For sure. If not, if not, there were probably key parties everywhere.
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So anyway, long story short, I'm getting weird vibes. I just recently told the story about Diamond Joe where on my friend's podcast, A Funny Feeling. I think that's what it's called, A Funny Feeling Pod. But how the guy who built this place, Diamond Joe, like we would find random diamond cards all over the place. And then one night-
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While asleep, I heard him rearranging chairs upstairs, and I went upstairs, and he was sitting there in one of the chairs. And I knew it was him, and I was like, hey, we're good. And then I woke up from my dream. But I don't think I had ever dreamed— That like I had gotten up from my sleep like in real time.
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Okay. Are you cool with me? Yeah. Okay. See, I have so much anxiety. This is what happened. I drank a few glasses of wine last night.
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And the night before. It was like a holiday weekend.
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No, I might be drinking less too. I am bummed out that it doesn't, the reason I'm about to tell you, if I have more than two glasses of something.
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I get terrible anxiety. And usually it's like if I'm at a party or something, then I'll be up all night going like, oh, my God, when I said this, did I come across this way? Or like, does she not like me anymore? And, you know, all of that stuff.
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But because it was just you and me and the kids playing Rummikub all night, I projected my anxiety onto you had wanted to try out the space heater in the back house to see how warm it got to see if it's fit to have friends up finally after almost four years. Can we have friends up staying in the back house over the holidays? Yes.
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Well, I thought you had gone and turned the space heater on and all night it's going through my head. Space heaters are like the number one cause of house fires and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you had reassured me like the new ones have a lot of safety features. Yeah. But still, and I'm going, it would take like 15 minutes for the fire department to get here.
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Also, the water's off in the back house. Like, we can't even like throw some water at it. Okay. You know, I'm going crazy.
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To the point where, and I'm like, I should just get up and go turn it off at 2.30. If you look at our ring cam, you'll see me at 2.30 a.m. go walk outside and just stare at the back.
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Because I was like, this is crazy and also it looks a little creepy.
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No, no. You don't want that. You don't want that.
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Anyway, I was up literally all night freaking out about that. Could not sleep a wink. And then did you hear me breathing funny?
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I love in my mind. I think you're like up with me. Okay. Anyway, I'm kind of like we're going to spend the holidays at the cabin and I'm very excited. But not being there for a while has kind of messed with me.
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And the name of the book is Tiny Experiments, How to Live Freely in a Goal-Obsessed World.
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I'm curious what that book is. If anyone's read it, leave a comment on Apple or Spotify. I'm curious if it's any good.
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So that is pulling me down. But I appreciate you letting me float up.
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It's so fascinating because I don't have hardly any of that, but I still have, you know, intrusive anxiety thoughts. Do you know what I mean? But they're never related to that. I don't worry about that stuff. Yeah. Even we've mentioned recently, like, it just seems like the crime lately is just bonkers. And there's... Gun stuff all the time in our neighborhood.
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Like, it just seems like there's a lot of crime lately. But I'm like, it doesn't really stress me out that much. Yeah, yeah. Even when shit's, like, going down. I don't know. But whatever. That's a tangent.
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Yeah, that might be worth exploring. When you bring up our son's thing, there's an element of it that Almost sounds like it could develop into like an OCD type behavior, right? Yeah. You're so worried that something could happen that you always have to say, I love you. And then that can turn into like, what if I don't say I love you? Is there a consequence for that? Right, right, right.
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But the reason that's sort of top of mind is I think... I know, actually, since I've been taking medication for the ADD, my OCD stuff has been tamed a lot.
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However, the other night I had one of the strongest episodes I've felt in a long time. Where I was coming out to play Rocket League. And we're getting ready. I turn the zoom on. The guys are already on. I'm like powering up the switch or something. Just like kind of getting set up. And I had like a snack and stuff. And somehow I was moving...
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Yeah, this is pretty great. So remember a couple episodes ago we were talking about would you rather lose a nipple or a pinky toe?
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Oh, I had like some extra shoes were in the studio on the floor and I accidentally touched the like side of one of them, but towards the sole.
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And I was like, I can't play Rocket League right now. I can't touch my food. This is going to fuck up my whole night if I don't go wash my hands. But the timing to go wash my hands was not.
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It was so not the right time. And also my mind like, what are you like? You touch the side of a shoe. And it was with like the like it wasn't even a big part of my hand. It was like the outside of my hand like this or something. Yeah. It was so stressful and overwhelming that finally I was like, fuck it, guys, I'll be right back and didn't say what I was doing.
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Okay. So this is from Olive Pants over on Apple. Nipples? Pinky toe? Well, my entire flight got to weigh in when my ear pods switched to my computer and I tapped play on my phone, which played your very important question posed right at the perfect moment.
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But I had to go inside and wash my hands or I couldn't continue.
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And I haven't had that happen in a while where it was like. I have my weird little things where I touch the wall. I do wash my hands way too much and have some little quirks like that. But this was the first time in a while where it was like, dude, you can't not do this. Or like, sorry, bro. Yeah.
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Oh, boy. But anyways, the thing with our son reminded me of that in a way.
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I don't typically joke about it necessarily with them, but I— They are starting to get to an age where they're getting a little preview of the jokes, I feel like.
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Okay. That's what my question. Did you prompt him? No, he just said it.
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Yeah, yeah. And you know what? I doubt that that's what's happening with him. It just reminded me of that other thing. It is kind of funny to think that he says, like, hey, mom, do you know why I say I love you every night? And you're like, because you love me, maybe?
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Anyways, I turned red and fumbled with my phone like one of those internet meme cats typing on a keyboard, but also giggled to myself knowing my fellow nobodies out there would relate. Shout out to my seat mates who didn't hit the call button on me. Love you guys. Please don't stop what you're doing.
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Can I ask you something real quick? Sure. Last week we were talking about drinking.
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And I don't know if we've ever talked about this before. I was thinking about in high school. When I think about kids now, and I don't know that many high schoolers, but the ones that I do, it doesn't seem to me – and maybe it's because I'm my age and, like, you know, our niece at the time is not going to be telling me that she's partying so much or something.
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But it doesn't seem to me that the kids party as much as we did when we were younger in our teen years. And I was curious about you – My history, I think I've been pretty open with, but we drank every weekend, like in high school, my friends and like most of the kids I knew. And like we drank a lot.
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It was the point of the weekend, though, right? Like, you were looking forward to the weekend because that meant you were going to party. And that involved drinking and or drugs, right? Yeah.
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And then when we moved to New York and, you know, we're young 20 year olds, I definitely remember meeting, you know, people that had grown up in New York. They had a similar experience, if not even crazier than ours of like, yeah, they partied. You know what I mean?
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But didn't you have friends in college that were active in activism and stuff? No. I never did any of it, but I definitely had friends that were in Greenpeace and protesting and stuff like that. No. Yeah, okay.
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Less maybe socializing in general. You know, you do hear about kids that it's like, yeah, they can be on their phone or they can be playing, you know, Fortnite remotely with their friends instead of hanging out together.
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That would be a thought that I would like to think about on a flight.
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Oh, there's some people out there that would choose the nipple.
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They would regret it, but they would choose it. Because that's a sensation of pain that I think really is specific that some people might identify with.
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All right. I'm going to preface all of this. After we get through this, you're going to click on this person's handle and you're going to read the last three like titles of posts that they commented on because we need to know what kind of guy we're talking about here. I almost wonder if we do that first.
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I'm excited to do this, but this is one of the problems with Reddit. I'm often looking at Reddit posts where I get seduced by them, and then I go, who is this fucking person? Why am I listening to them? Do you know what I mean?
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Hell yeah. All right, you got my attention. Hit the list. Number one was kindness. What's number two?
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Who is saying you should have taken swimming lessons during the rescue?
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I want you to do all of them. Just fly through them.
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Being grateful is, yeah, that's probably true. I really believe that. I do.
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That contradicts some of the stuff that you're saying.
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I like that sort of. Just do. Yeah. Just Nike it.
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I don't know. I actually disagree with that one.
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The number of calluses? Okay, wait, no. Let's be real for a minute. He's saying a bad relationship, you would see calluses because they're biting their lip a lot.
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Like, really? You think, because if you're thinking it's passion like that, I'm thinking this guy's into like some, likes to be dominated or something.
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Okay, you're totally wrong here. He's saying, he's saying it's people, if you bite your lip, that means you're not communicating. Okay.
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Can I say something really? This is like maybe too dark and I actually feel really weird that this thought came into my head.
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Why not just make this list a top 20, bro? Finish it up, though.
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Oh, yeah. I like that. I think everyone kind of gets that, don't you?
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I hate people that like try to like make too big of a lesson on people on their first day. Like just let people ease into it.
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And throw in one of those grilled cheese recipes in there, too, if you really want to stand out.
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Yeah, but in a grilled cheese with those other cheeses?
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Have you ever done the mayo on the outside of the bread?
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You got to treat yourself next time it's an opportunity presents itself to treat yourself.
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If you had to pick to eat a pinky toe or a nipple, which would you pick? Like someone's making you... And let's say it's your own. Okay.
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No, you got a great little style. You're going to go to capes?
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Okay, I didn't know. So when you say cape, I'm thinking like Dracula capes or something.
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Okay. I mean, maybe you could have a cape, but I don't think you're a cape person.
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Why don't you just get some, like, cool – you wear, like, cool basics, too. For most of the stuff in our life, we're – you just kind of, like, got to look comfortable and nice. Yeah. I don't even know what I'm trying to say. Do you feel like you need more like fancy stuff for when you go out?
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Okay. This is where we're getting it. Yeah. Yeah.
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I can see one of your nails through your holy sock.
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We really haven't gotten clothes in a long time. Yeah.
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I also think we need to get the kids some new clothes.
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One of them especially, I've noticed some holes in a lot of stuff.
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We don't want to be those people. No. At school. No. Kids came to school with holy stuff.
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And you don't have to eat it off. It's already on a plate.
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Should we talk about what we're doing later today potentially?
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I emailed the zoo, who then put me in touch with the United States Postal Service.
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No, I didn't say we're journalists. I said we have a top 50 daily news podcast, which is completely true on Apple Podcasts.
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Yeah. And when it says shuttle, do you think we're getting on an actual shuttle or they're just going to take us over? So you think we're going to be in a shuttle with journalists?
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I was thinking more just like nice but modest Ikea wear. But anyways, I like your vision too.
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Well. We need to read the fine print more. But I thought she said, like, I thought we're just going to meet this woman at the gate and she'll be like, oh, you're pressed. This is where you go. And maybe they'll give us credentials like something to wear around our neck as well. Like. You're going this way. The shuttle thing, I do know what you're talking about.
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I think we might need to read that a little more carefully. Sounds like you need to because— You think we're parking that far away that we're getting—oh, wait. The zoo's a big place.
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They're talking—we're going to get on a—we're going to get to drive through the zoo.
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That's very cool. It's probably going to be like a—you know what I mean. A golf cart. A golf cart type situation.
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I know. That's what I actually think is to be – if I'm going to be totally honest, you weren't feeling good yesterday.
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So much so that – It was like, you didn't know if you were going to go today. And I did have the thought, because other field pieces I've dreamt up in my mind, the fun of it is sort of me presenting my piece to you. Yes. And the story is... One, it's my journey doing it. Then maybe whatever the story is, then showing it to you.
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Well, if your pinky toe comes off... It makes a huge difference, doesn't it?
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This I am a little more worried about now that I think about it. Because yesterday I was like, oh, yeah, I'll go by myself. And even though you're the big Betty White fan, it's almost funnier if I go and then I'm showing you what I made.
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Should I just be going myself? I think so. Are you sure you're OK missing out on the Betty White thing?
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Right, because then we're just pushing play on the thing instead of me showing you the thing that I made.
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Agreed. Now, I don't want us to be opposed, though, to the idea, and we might be making a wrong step here, because the idea of hearing you talk to some Betty White fans is very cute. And maybe, though... Maybe that just means that you'll have to go out on your own for some things. But it does seem like I might be the better person to do the first one because of the editing and everything.
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Yeah, bone out. Okay. Boneless. Boneless pinky. Boneless pinky.
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Are you not that excited to go to the Betty White?
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But you aren't that excited to talk to people at the Betty White thing?
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I'm so happy we're having this conversation because I'm... I'm nervous. Yeah. And it's the first time, too, so I might really fall on my face. But that will be hilarious as well, as long as I record it. But there is a part of me that's, like, so excited to talk to the everyday person. Who's out of Betty White. Who's out of Betty White. Stamp unveiling. That really excites me.
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Okay, so if you're hearing this, that means if we haven't edited this out, that means there is at least something for me to show from this adventure that will be on, let's say it's on today's Nobody's News episode two. So the day that this comes out, this Nobody's Listening Right, if you also go to Nobody's News today, And I'll make sure it says Betty White in the title somewhere.
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Wow, it really does. I will admit that some of my more anxiety was like, well, if Elizabeth comes, who's going to hold the microphone? And where does the other microphone go? Like I was going to those logistic things.
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But there's also the thing. This is the other thing. Is me going by myself. I even had some ideas of things that I could do today that if you're there, one, I might just feel silly doing it. Or two, the idea of me presenting it to you later is so much funnier to me.
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But already I feel like I've had nipples. Guys and sorority girls do?
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You know what I mean? Totally. Yes. And I want these to have a very lighthearted spirit.
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But this is the thing. If that's what it is, that's hilarious, too, though. I know. I know. That's the beauty of me going by myself.
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Well, I don't know if this is going to be journalism.
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Do you think I will be seen as an imposter with you not showing up? Because I did say that you were showing up.
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I'm also worried about our lanyards. I do. The reason I want a lanyard is just so people can know, be like, oh, he has a microphone. So they can see like, oh, maybe I should talk to that guy.
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I really feel really comfortable in what I'm wearing today.
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OK, that's really I'm so glad we're on the same. I think I'm so glad we're on the same page. This is what I'll say to you, though. I don't want you to rule out. The idea of you ever doing a little something out in the field.
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Do you know what I mean? Because I could think of nothing more delightful than you showing me something like this.
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Okay, cool. We're in the same place. I need to get ready for the Betty White stamp unveiling.
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I'm definitely going nipple for all the reasons you said.
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There's also a hygiene reason, too. I feel like the nipple is much more pristine. Better texture. And also, there's something more... I don't know what the right word is, but it seems like...
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there's a nature beauty to it too more so than the pinky that it's like you're eating you're eating something that provides life where like a pinky toe doesn't do that okay a nipple helps sustain life yes and we've all symbolic we've all unless we were strictly bottle fed sucked on nipples yeah yeah that's true
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Sorry. Not for the U-turn, for the whole thing.
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This is really weird because last year, I think I turned 45. You sure did. And in many ways.
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No, it's not true. I had this argument with our son.
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When you turn one year old, how many years have you been on the earth?
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One year. Yes. When you turn 45, that means you've been on the earth for 45 years. Case fucking closed.
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But she just turned one when she got to one, 365 days out. She's now been on the earth for one year.
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Now, you could argue that on the day after her birthday, you're in... Your 12th year. Your second year on earth, if you were talking about a one-year-old. That I understand. Right. But you're not two years old.
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Oh, but last year... Yes. I... think it came with a new level of confidence in a weird way yeah um i think my creative endeavors were slightly different a year ago in some ways similar in some ways not but i did feel a confidence in my body that i don't know if i've ever felt potentially so that was nice But I don't know, you bringing this up this morning, it's feeling a little scarier.
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I also went to sleep last night. I was listening to a podcast and it was a guy that is making some creative stuff similar to stuff that we do, podcasting and whatnot.
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No, because I actually don't know the name of the show. I just know the name of the guy. It doesn't really matter, though. He was talking about at one point where he says, like, listen. I can't be doing this forever. Like when I turned 45, I need to make sure that and this guy is probably 35. And I was like, oh, that's real tough.
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But so maybe that's weighing on me, too, that that's what I went to sleep with last night.
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You know, I can't wait. We're ready for the next CrossFit. It's time for the next thing. You know, you had Thai Bo, then you got CrossFit. You know, there is, it's time for a new wave of an exercise thing.
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Probably on the downswing a little bit, though. It plateaued, I would say.
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But to compare Pilates actually to the CrossFit explosion is absurd and stupid. You know, you can't do that.
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I think that's, you know what? Okay, can I be honest?
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I think the reason you've been attracted to me the past few days so much is I've been walking those mornings. And I think I'm giving off some sort of pheromone to you.
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I love that. I had the thought the other day, if we're getting really to the age of all of it too, I did have the thought like, okay, if I'm lucky enough to live to 90, that would be fucking cool. And if that's the case, I'm only halfway through the ride. And that's pretty incredible. There's a lot of time left. Now I could drop dead tomorrow. You know what I mean?
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But let's just say though, I might just be halfway through the ride, which is pretty amazing that there's so much more left on the ride.
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I almost feel like startled by it. So I'm lying, actually, that it buoys me right now. I'm actually, if I'm checking in with my body, it should buoy me. But I am very grateful for those words from you, especially. And maybe I'm not feeling buoyed because this month it comes with the weight of getting older. Yeah.
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This is I read an article yesterday and I feel so bad that I can't shout this out. And I promise on a future episode I will if it comes my way. But it was an article about some new book that's out that this neuroscience wrote. And her whole thing is that our goal setting. like culture might be a little bit off because we put so much pressure on like the singular goal.
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And she was talking about a more healthy way of doing it is what she called our PACs, P-A-C-T, where it's like, follow your curiosity to this thing and maybe set some parameters. Like I'm gonna do this thing for set an amount of time, maybe a year or something like that. But that it's like this contained sort of thing
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That you'll see kind of where it goes, but there's a little less like I have to make this thing successful, but it's more like, ooh, I feel like I'm really being drawn to this area. Yes. And that let me explore this and set some sort of parameters with it. So it's not just like.
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Maybe I can find it real quick. Okay. I found it.
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I haven't read this book, but it's so it's from an ex Google employee.
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And then she had a failed startup. Her name's Ann Lohr?
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It's eczema. Eczema this, eczema that. Like, her whole personality has become eczema. And it's not even that big of a deal. And dad got everyone for Christmas. Oh, my God.
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I don't know who you're doing that with, but okay.
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You were so critical out the gate of me especially.
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Yeah, and so does Higgins, but Lawrence usually has them before those other offices on the wall, I have found, but maybe not anymore.
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Yep. And also just our sunny dispositions. So cool.
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It got mailed. I can't see your arms. You're ducked below frame, but let me see. Oh, is there something on it?
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Nope. It never is. Never is. Do you think maybe it's because he was like flying off that frog poison when he made it?
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What's weird about this, Seth, is I don't remember it at all, but when you told me the premise, I pretty much guessed what it was. I was like, oh, it's something that I know how to write. Gonna go left.
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There you go. That's an update joke right there. Feature. An update feature joke.
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And that was the last time they ever saw you or not.
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Well, yeah, I had forgotten this was the week, but I feel like I watched that documentary when it came out and haven't thought about it since. Have you seen it, Seth, recently?
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Yes, such a good introduction to how the show actually is. We were like, this is clearly the best thing. And then it just doesn't work on the floor.
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Seth's Corner, you're all invited. Seth's Corner, it's happening right now. Just play the other one, guys. No, I'll give you the background music now, and then you put it. So then they marry those together? Yeah. Actually, now I do really want to hear that. Seth's Corner, you're all invited. Seth's Corner, it's happening right now. I wrote Jacuzzi. Oh, but that aired. Yeah, that aired.
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That was a classic top of show kind of a piece, right? No, last sketch. Oh, five to one. Well, it needed an actual working hot tub. By the way, I never think about it at the time, but it's got a little Jon Hamm vibe to it. Oh, aha.
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I think it's because we were dealing with the jizz in my pants stuff. That's all I was thinking about because it was my piece with the guys, obviously.
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Yeah, once in a while you got to check in on it. I was going to try. I don't want to go, no, it's bad. Wait, Keith, do yours. Seth, no.
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Okay, so Seth is the only one with Malkovich, but now we know.
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Yeah, Turbot. Turbot. Yeah, and that's on the front.
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I don't think so. That's incredible.
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I love In the Line of Fire. Oh, In the Line of Fire. He's so fucking good.
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Yeah. Like a leather loud sleeping bag.
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Yeah. Well, a quote from their email was, the narrative was the spot was offensively bad. That's an interesting narrative.
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Yorma, I was just at a lunch, and guess who was sitting in the booth next to me? Uh... It pertains to you. Okay. This person grew up in your childhood home with you. Oh.
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That sounds real. That's so nice of that beautiful woman.
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Hey, Quaid Army, get us nominated for an Oscar.
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If Quaid Army can get this pod nominated for an Oscar, I will shit.
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It was like a tour joke where every show we would choose a local place that seemed kind of whatever and really, really squarely say, if anyone wants to fuck us... We will be at, and we put up the address on a big screen at the end.
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Like, you couldn't be more fucking Italian. Did we also just gloss over the fact that your children call you by your first name? Both of them do. As a bit?
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I don't know, but there was always a crowd. There was definitely a crowd. It varied. I think when we did Bonnaroo, I was told that quite a few people went to the spot because it was like- Because they were there.
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And I remember thinking how cool that was.
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That's very nice. Here's some for you.
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That's nice that he did it. Very nice of whoever on our team did that.
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You thought we were going to predict that?
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No, no. If my child was saying, Andy. You know what I mean? Telling me to do stuff. It does upset me. I agree. Give me some lunch, Andy. Yeah, I like this less. Yeah.
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Look, no one ever said I was a Yorm. You know what I mean? Completely locked in and on my game.
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Yeah, because he told us probably that we had to put in a bunch of information because no one had seen the movie in a long time, or at all.
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MARK MANDELMANN, Thanks. Man, everyone's so nice.
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Is that what jizz in my pants sounds like, commenter? You're right. That disproves. But it's just where she studied. Right. She might have studied in Copenhagen. But what about this boo at 50? Boo at 50? Do we want to commit?
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All right. We have to run it by your arm.
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Got it. My daughter calls me Big Dude sometimes. She goes, what are we going to do, Big Dude? That makes me really happy. Like Bluey, like Big Guy. Hey, it's Big Blue Guy.
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Yeah. There's an extra layer of like video-y-ness that felt slightly less slick about it.
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It wasn't, but I also sort of feel like it worked for it because it's making fun of office culture in a way. And that would look a little more stale in that low rent in that way. So there's probably more that are not song videos that I would be like, oh, people actually liked that one more than I was expecting. I wish we would have shot at a better location.
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No, but like there's so many we did at the flat hotel. Like, again, we wouldn't want to change it because it is what it is and that makes it what it is. But like Dear Sister, I'm like, we could have shot that on really cool sets or in a really. Right. You know what I mean?
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It wouldn't have mattered and maybe would have made it worse. Who knows? Yeah.
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Oh, man. Can he text any of the specific burns?
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What? Yeah, I mean, when we're, like, with other people.
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I remember us doing a Wayne's World one. Maybe Bill and I were somehow involved in it. Oh, yeah. But all I know is that the set was like built and me and Bill just stood in front of it and we're just like, whoa, it's the fucking basement. Like just had meant so, so much to me growing up.
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So what does your wife call you, Seth? Honey? What's the pet name?
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Yeah, these must be like WGA nominated. Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks for the question. I don't think there's anything bitchy about it. No formal training is the short answer.
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I didn't remember that. That's great advice. I thought it was also just like making sure we didn't get vocal nodes that we were warming up our sweet baches before screaming for an hour straight.
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Not going to lie, that person just had me. I was completely like, oh, no. Oh, man, this is going to be a tough one. And then I was like, oh, we're being fucked with, and I like it.
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Right there with you. That was wonderful. And you're very welcome for putting out Sushi Glory Hole and helping.
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By the way, I have a thing before that.
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I have a thing that I remembered after we did the last one when we were talking about the British voices on a song we had made before SNL. Yeah, the Jimmy Jam.
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But it wasn't the shoes off in the spaceship, Keev. It was everybody dance.
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Everybody dance. Yeah. Everybody dance. And it was like Jorm just going, ah, ah, like screaming. But it was basically like a precursor to Go Kindergarten of like demanding everyone dance. But it was kind of less focused, I would say. Yeah. And those were the voices we were doing. And that was Jorm doing Tam Deslam Bam. It's a Jimmy Jam.
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I also like it because it ends sweet.
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We're way too quick. You know which pod I always listen to at two, Keef?
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Cuado in the house! But should we keep in you talking about keeping it in?
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Should we keep in you talking about keeping it in?
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Should we keep me talking about this?
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I'm going to just be really honest. Ruin it for everybody. I just did it and got Queen Bee and never even noticed. It was about halfway through where I kind of realized something was up.
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But it was a different center letter.
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Wasn't it? Yeah. And some of the words were different.
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Yeah, to be clear, not loud, like, color-wise. Like, it makes noise.
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There's a few that I would have been able to tell you about immediately, but since they're not accepted anymore, I've ejected them from my brain.
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And not like it makes noise on the fashion scene. Like, it's, like, on the microphone. Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm the Foggy London Town guy, Jorm. You're what?
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Yeah, vest guy. He's wearing a vest. Well, no, I've been there. I say Foggy London Town, but you spent extended time there. I did. But not in Foggy London Town.
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Go ahead. Yeah. I would say like 10 p.m. would be my guess. You can start saying it. That's good. Yeah. And maybe honestly earlier. Nudity and cursing are nothing there. Talking about sex is not a thing.
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You just did. I'm not even sure you could say it on an American podcast. I'm just kidding. This is not being televised. I don't know why I said that. It was just kind of like a pretty woman reference. You know, Joram, how you're always yelling at me, I've never treated you like a prostitute.
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That's amazing. Hold up. Other people have podcasts?
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Yes. I was going to say, like you almost should be wearing like Timberlands or Brockports with it. Yes.
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Yeah, that tracks. I mean, it's definitely the genre of music that a German would speak English on. Yeah. Yeah. Euro in general. Pan-European.
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Yeah, of course. Bruce Lee would be one. Bruce Lee and Adam Vinatieri.
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Which I think is intentional. They're like, yeah, and then people will see it when it's in there.
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We'll get there. We'll do a special Yorm dances episode. Yeah, sounds good. We'll definitely do it before Palm Springs because this was something that we all decided we needed to do. Yeah. I'm being shitty, but we did love the Yhorm Dances series and we were always excited to make new ones. Extra credit.
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Can I ask a question about Family Trip, Seth? Sure. I was sent an email, and it was the song that your brother Josh did about me when I was on Family Trips.
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And I was like, you know what? I didn't listen to the end, and I didn't know this song existed. And I was like, so cool. He's like weird-owling this song by the band. And then after the first verse, it just ended, and there was like four minutes of empty instrumental. Yeah.
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I liked getting it. And then I was like, just cut the instrumental off. Yeah. Hey, wait, wait. Seth, I have a question, though.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah. Loved it. I guess I should start out on behalf of the three of us that weren't on by saying our collective thanks to Mike and to Jake, Tapper and Shur, respectively. Yes. For participating, as well as Sepinwall for chiming in. I texted Mike afterwards, after I listened to it, and told him it was actually really life-affirming to listen to. There's people other than us four that like these?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Your Little Monkey Brain is not wrong, and it's melodically, to me, more than lyrically. You know, there's definitely a little overlap there. It's the one moment that I did notice, like, ooh, there's a little dick in a boxy in there. But it was not intentional. I noticed it after.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
That one I think is less exact than the previous example, but I can't say that there's not a little bit of similarity there also. It was not intentional. you know, we've made hundreds of songs. And I often write melodies to whatever music has been given to me. I will say Asa made that beat and he also contributed to what Catrice Barnes had laid down on Dick in a Box.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
So there's genre wise, maybe a little bit of confluence.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah, we've made hundreds of songs. If two of them have a little bit of a similar melody, then I own that. I wear that. And I do own that. You know what I mean? I'll wear that.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
A brand new character, the woman everyone dislikes on every season of Love is Blind. I know. I acted inappropriately, and I own that.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Look, I'm the kind of person that just gets in the mix. I'll just get in the mix and fuck up. It's messy and it's just me. And I own that. And I'll own that. I'll wear that.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Did I lie? Yes. Did I try to fuck your husband? Yes. Did I fuck your husband? Yes. And I own that. But at the same time, you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm going to try again.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Let's fucking go, Jace. Seth, you were in the middle of saying you can see Griff Banks on Second Chance Theater.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Want to come with. Griff Banks. Those were my two. You've had some really goodies. Forte did what? Gingerman Franklin? Gingerman Franklin, yeah. And Suds did Juggling Flyer.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
When she started it, first off, shout out Bay Area. Yeah, yeah. And she said she was exposed to us. I was like, that's phrased kind of negatively. And then when she said that we falsely taught her that the word jizz meant go pee, I was like, oh, no, she said it right. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
And Yoram, you thought for the first 15 years of your life that every time you had an orgasm, you were peeing your pants, right?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I mean, I think for a dude, if you get up on that horse and you're not a horseback rider person, you're coming home with either sore nards or a sore butt or both. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
No. No, it has to be bleeped in studio. Of course, because it's live, so they have to hear the bleeped, yeah. We wish so badly it wasn't, but that's just the rules.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Well, it's not just uncensored. It's also properly mixed without the SNL audience and the sort of echoey nature that brings to hear the laughs.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I mean, on the flip side, Jost also a Harvard guy. Yes. So it doesn't really mean much.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
You're saying you like it unbleeped.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I would argue personally that it's always funny or unbelieved. All right. Play us another voice note.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
That's the standard backstage thing they always show on SNL. That started like season 1, right? Well, Seth, you take that one first.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Well, that answers it for Jorm. I feel like it's happened a few times, but so infrequently that I don't remember what or when. I think sometimes I've done a lot of stuff for kids' shows and movies and stuff, and those things I don't retain as much because they don't come from me or us writing them together.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Oh, but that makes sense to me. Yeah. If you told me a joke I did from like hosting an award show or something, I'd be like, no clue. You're so in a tunnel.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Tapper did seem like he had that Jorm in Finland mic.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Did we not talk about it at all? I guess not. We must not have. We became buddies with Hami and those guys because Akiva directed a video or two for them. Right, Yoram?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Was it Queens of the Stone Age there or was it...
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Oh, Seth. Yeah. Wait, can I guess which one it was? Sure. Witchy woman. Am I way off? Seth, if I'm way off.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yoram, what song did you walk down the aisle to? I'm not going to say mine.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I was at that wedding. Did you know that?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
That can't be true. I was great in the photos.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Well, at one time, they were the Baja Boys, and then they grew up. Yeah. I think ours was a live performance of someone that Johanna was friends with.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
What song of ours would you have done at my wedding if I could have afforded you? Japan. So we all got the thing. God damn it. Japan would have crushed me.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Well, I mean, there's obviously Ashley Wednesday from the Popstar soundtrack that Seal sings, which is literally for a proposal.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I mean, we wrote it, but okay. Um, probably... Yeah, we're back. Japan. Japan. Japan. No. No.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Oh, wait. Maybe it was just hiding in plain sight. I would walk down the aisle to Best Look in the World.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah, and it stressed me out a little bit. I felt like Jost really got the worst side of it this year.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Donald Duck strut right down that aisle.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I'm so excited to get into this. I'm so excited to get into this. This has been rankling me.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah. I mean, look, I don't want to like rank them, but it wasn't my all time favorite one of those, but they're always thrilling.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I should note. I should also probably note. I don't think I've ever said that in my life.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
It's true. I mean, I spent more time with Schur in the beginning of Brooklyn, but then Dan Gore took over. Right. Does he say I should note, though? I feel like he would. I wonder. We should have Dan Gore, co-creator of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, on one time and bait him into saying I should note. Oh, that's fun. Or just see if he does. We don't have to bait him. This should be fair.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I've been on a flight where someone was so rank and so relentless that I out loud went, come on. To no one in particular, but to someone in specific.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
The only mop you're going to find there is probably in the supply closet.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah. I mean, look, he's a good looking man.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I believe you said, Seth, starting to think the problem might have been Andy's pale stems.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Oh, my God. This guy must be doing some leg day or something because I'm liking what I'm seeing.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah. I think we should hold off for now. Okay. And then maybe after LaserCats 7 revisit. Agreed. That's fair. And be like, how do we want to address this? Now, we've talked about all of them. We've sort of felt their presence throughout the seasons. Do we want to pick one? Do we want the whole thing? Do we want none? Okay. I would put it on ice. Yeah.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
The big surprise for me, pleasant surprise, was Mirror.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Nor did we say it was, right? Or did we? Right.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I can't tell if Roy Rules maybe people are now rewatching and enjoying anew. Like when it aired, I feel like it was kind of just one in the bucket.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I bet if you went in there and you were like, hey, do you sell mops? And they were like, no, sorry. And then you open the supply closet and you said, how much?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
People Getting Punched is the only one that didn't last week that I would have said there's an argument for.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yes. Impact. But can I counter? Counter, of course. Counter, please. Which is to say of that, let's say sub-genre, Yeah. To me, people getting punched before eating is the clear best one. I agreed. I would agree with that. I'm not saying I think it should. Like when you put it up against those first five, you said, Seth, I think if you left it just to me, I would be like, it's those five.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Did you say United Way in there? I felt like United Way was the other one you could argue because it really was a big deal. Why?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
By the way, I love how much we're talking about Kim's video. I fucking love Kim's video. I went there all the time. Really? The place rules. I don't know anything about this.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah, it was. It was West Village-y. And they just had cool shit and the vibe was right.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah. You know what I would describe it as, Jorm? This is in like a pre-streaming era. Kim's video was like the New York film and TV equivalent of Amoeba Music. Okay. I mean, that's how I pictured it. Where you go in and everyone is cool and knows their shit and they have like obscure stuff and it's just a good vibe.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Also, when you're six, that guy easily could have been 14 years old.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
You know how cool the place is based on what the staff picks are. Staff picks at Blockbuster were like- It was an eraser head. Say it, Seth.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Honestly, I was trying to think of one that whole time. I wasn't sitting on the Shaggy Dog the whole time.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
This is fair. Also, waiting a long time to say the Shaggy Dog is symbolic in an annoying way, too.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah. Okay. Do you have another one? Well, we always said we wanted to get Bill Clinton on Saks.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
That dream still lives. If it ever gets to Bill Clinton, who now is no longer president by quite a long while. Yeah. So he might have some free time. If he ever wants to come shred some sacks on a lonely island track, we'd be very, very excited. Let's definitely try for it.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
And I very much hope the albums too.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I mean, it depends how long the pod runs. If we start getting a little threadbare, I might, you know, round up some Palm Springs buds and do it. I'd love to talk to some Palm Springs buds. I think it's well down the road, though, if it comes to that. We are focusing on Lonely Island-centric things.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Oh, I see. Well, we all write our own parts, and then we choose what we like of each other's, usually.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
And in more rare occasions, we will write parts for each other, knowing that one of us isn't there, and then have them do it.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
I do feel like Diaper Money's aging well as well, for me personally. Yeah. It's aging in a way where I'm like, I still stand by Diaper Money.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah, the older you get, the more true it gets.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Yeah, what's the deal with that, Jorm?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
Loving the use of we here. Loving the liberal use of the word we. And then we all got together and we're like, how can we get Jorm up in front of these bands with no pants on?
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Listener Q&A Episode 2
This is after establishing that you asked to shoot the video for my pants on your own birthday.
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Incredibad Part 1
You take it back. Who said we're whack? You talking smack? You're gonna get smacked.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
Incredibad Part 1
How many babies born will ever reach their dreams? Yeah. Which is just threw me for a loop. And then how could a person call another person whack? Back on topic. These guys are spiraling. They can't get away from it. They're spiraling. You think we're going into a new direction, right?
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Incredibad Part 1
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All right. Well, Reese's from Pieces said, Meredith, why did you expect an apology from Sean when you did leverage Brooks' sexuality so you wouldn't receive further scrutiny for the false allegations you made about Sean? Meredith is like, well, that would be impossible because I didn't make any allegations in the first place i'm just someone who lives in a home that they own but is also rented
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Also, this point is so stupid because I personally do not think, well, like, okay. I don't think that Meredith leveraged Brooks to get out of it. But I understand when people say, no, she did. I think it's fair to say, like, what Meredith said, she was like,
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right to say it was such a simple small thing and the fact that that has been blown up into like an argument like there's no argument to be had I think it's Meredith saying my son is part of this community I would never like I understand what it means I would never do that I don't think that's like leveraging it's not like pulling some sort of it's not pulling some sort of car although I do see technically it is I think you have a right to just say that and it's not a big deal and the fact that it's become a huge fight is so ridiculous
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I feel like she's being accused of saying like, well, I have best friends who are black. You know, when people say something racist, I'm like, what? I would never be racist. I have a friend who's black. That's what they're accusing her of. That's what they're accusing her of. But I actually don't really think it's the same thing here personally.
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And I think that she has, I think she was totally fine to say that what she said.
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Does anyone know what the definition of leverage means? And then, like, Bronwyn nods. And then Todd raises his hand. He's like, it's a very good show on TNT. Yes, of course I know it.
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Sean was asked by a gay podcaster about it and said, don't you feel like it appears that she is using her son as a defense? And she's like, no, he didn't say it appears. I did listen to the whole podcast on like what you said. So she starts reaching for her phone.
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So now they play audio from behind.
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Our cheating makes for great twists in soap operas. So now we hear from behind the velvet rope and he's like, Meredith said in the most or second most recent episode, you know, my son is gay and you know, I'm on the board of GLAAD, you know, and I would never out someone's sexuality. Like, is that, like, another roundabout, like, not good defense?
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I mean, it's kind of like she's using that as a defense to say, why am I being blamed for this? I would never out someone's sexuality. Not that there's a sexuality even, but you know what I'm saying? Like, did you feel that way? And he's like, well, that was a pretty leading question.
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Well, I'll tell you who agrees with you, Meredith. She's like, oh, okay, Andy, maybe you think it's a huge waste of time, but as far as I can tell, my toddler's being maligned by a podcaster somewhere. No, no, I'm just saying this interview just sounds like the guy let him into the thing. And Meredith's like, well, but don't take the bait then, okay?
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Like, don't be queer baited is what I'm just trying to say, or just say I shouldn't have said that. He gaslit me tonight singing it.
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So you're in this together. We are in the trenches. And when you go on to a podcast, you are violating a sisterhood, a covenant, a pact that comes between us because we are all doing this. And you know what? You violated that, Sean. Thank you, Heather, for the monologue.
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Well, he said that I use my son, his sexuality and his community to my maximum advantage. And I believe what was cut out from the episode is he also said my son's Banana Republic card. And guess what? I have my own, too.
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And his wife is Angie Kay. And his wife is Angie Kay. His wife looks like Cher.
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It is. I agree. And so he's like, you know, this was in a different context. You know, the way I saw it looking from the outside, it was her and Monica had something to do with it. And during that time, you know, you must be able to understand how we could have thought or I could have thought that like, you know, that was maybe a backpedal. And that was like my perception of the time.
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And, you know, look, at the end of the day, I didn't know you well enough to take your word for it at the time. I just knew you were Just someone who seemed infinitely iconic and who I would love to see perform at a club some night, you know, maybe doing some show tunes. That's all I could think of when I saw you. That's it.
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So, and he's like, why are my pants unzipped? All right, well, Meredith, what do you think about what Sean just said? Well, my reaction to that is that his wife was told at Apres Ski and again at Greek Easter that I didn't do this. So the podcast that was six to eight months after that. And the only person who brought this up was Monica.
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And Monica flat out said the day she brought it up and then again at Greek Easter that I didn't do it. So I don't know why I keep believing that. Why should they keep believing that I did?
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I love when Heather monologues, she puts her finger up and sends it on like a model train, like a virtual model train track. She goes around in a circle with it. She's like, we are all guilty of talking at Greek Easter. We are all guilty of rumors and we cannot let this come between us. We are a sisterhood and we are in the trenches together.
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No, at Apres Ski, she said it was never Meredith. At Apres Ski, I was sitting there and I heard it with my own ears. You have to pull the audio on that. Okay, this is not fair to me. You have to pull the audio on that. By the way, they mentioned Apres Ski so many times, I thought that Bravo was going to literally reboot their show, Apres Ski.
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This is exhausting. I can see why they're talking. It is. It's because it's so, it's really is so stupid. And he's like, all right, well, Angie, guess what? Not only did you get Sin or Snowflake, not only did you get First Seed at the reunion, guess what? Control Room is backing you up and saying that Angie is correct. Congratulations, the trifecta. You got production behind you.
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I do also think it's wild that Angie and Sean are still on this because I think no one who watched the show ever believed that Meredith said this, that Meredith started this rumor. Meredith... when they asked her like, what'd you hear? So this is what people are saying, but she wasn't saying it in a way of like, well, guess what everyone, I want to tell everyone. Here's what I hear.
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It wasn't like a, here's what I hear. It's like, well, you want to hear like the shit that people are saying, this is what people have said. It wasn't not in like a, I did not take it as a vicious rumor mongering kind of way. And I, I am like shocked that watching the season back that Angie and Sean are still feeling that way.
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Yeah, I think that you are onto something there.
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Look, the lies that I'm okay with, that I think are fun on the housewives, is when someone tells a little fib to improve their reputation, to sort of like, maybe like, you know, they're kind of lying to kind of like, you know, make it sound like their business is doing better than it is, or their marriage is doing a little bit better, because those lies always come out.
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And then they dig deeper and deeper, and the stupid little fib becomes a giant snowball, and it goes wild and becomes a mess. The lies I don't like are when Bryn blatantly lies about what someone said, because now you're being an unreliable narrator to your castmates and to the audience, and that's not cool.
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But if the lie comes from your own vanity, I am all for it, because that's hilarious, and it always gets totally blown up in their faces.
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Sean looks like he wants to cry. He's just like, this is so much. I just want to go back to the salon and do a blowout. So then Meredith's like, I mean, this is never going to end until you actually play the audio. You know what, Andy? I'm getting angry. I'm like, you're getting angry? I thought we'd been there for the past 10 minutes on this show.
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Is this one, is she standing now? Cause at some point she stands up and is now pointing. I don't remember when she stands up.
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He's like, Meredith, we've established that you didn't start this. Are you saying that I started this? Are you saying that I have an eating disorder, Andy, with my disability? He's like, I literally said nothing. Oh, really? You think that I'm now using Brooks's gayness to get an advantage? Thanks a lot, Andy. I did not.
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and how is it that they like and also given that these like these how do they not realize why do they never have a moment where they say wow monica said this to me and she said this to you wow she really was messing with us how did these two women not realize this yeah um because it's not about her it's just about hating each other you know and like trying to make it look like the other person's a liar so andy's like but but you know i mean you're dealing with an unreliable person i mean
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By the way, stay tuned for Rooney and another amazing episode, guys. Trust me. So Meredith is like, well, unless I know that you're going to play that audio and I pray when Monica very clearly says, Meredith didn't say it. I did. I did. So Sean's like, hey, Meredith, Meredith, don't leave. Don't leave. Let's resolve this. Also, can I get an autograph real quick before you go? Thanks so much.
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She likes to take baths and she has a cute son. And also, she's just really cool in everything she does. I need a hero.
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I mean, it's all that's been eating and drinking nonstop since we got here. And, you know, after we're done with this recording, it's bagel Thursday and I'm in New York City. So I'm going to get a bagel for my favorite bagel shop after this. And I am so excited.
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flipping it back around it's so fucking funny i just want to put like some champagne glasses to get dusted you know yeah just wait for it whip back around i think it's time for meredith to be cast on next season of the traitors i'm just gonna put that out there i think she would be very very funny on it um uh as you know assuming they don't vote her off first so andy goes oh Okay, hold on.
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There was one moment where Monica said to Angie, she's saying this, meaning you, and we see it. And then there's another moment where Monica said, Meredith is not saying this. And then we see that. So Angie's like, how do you know what Meredith is even talking about? She's like, well, I didn't hear it from Meredith. Monica, oh, sorry. I'm reading the flashback.
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But basically what happens is they show the footage
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okay right so yeah oh my gosh so then then andy's basically like but the most important thing is no she told her on camera this is what meredith is saying but the most important thing is she's the one who brought it up you never brought it up i'm agreeing with you meredith thank you thank you thank you and so she's like finally got what she wanted she has been vindicated she got the clips played and monica is also excited because she got to be on tv again so good for her
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John's like, yeah, I'm pretty embarrassed for the second reaction when I like flopped myself right in front of Justin. And it was like really embarrassing. And everyone in America laughed at my strange, my strange motions. It wasn't to start a fight or anything. It was mainly to kind of diffuse the situation. And obviously I didn't.
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All right, John, in Mexico, Whitney revealed that you and Lisa allegedly participated in a threesome. Are there any videos? Can you share them with me? I won't show anyone. And she's like, it was a rumor. It was a rumor. And Andy's like, well, had you heard that rumor before? He's like, no, I mean, no. Okay, well, Lisa, you associated Sean's name with circle jerks while in Mexico. Yes, I did.
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Oh, that is just adorable. Better be good.
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Yeah, exactly. So Lisa's like, okay, here's what happened, for real. For real, guys, for real, for real, for real. Okay, I can't even articulate a sentence because I'm, like, so upset, but I was like, how would you feel if someone said this about Sean? How would you feel if someone said this about you? He was like...
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Yeah, but she already knows how that feels because people keep accusing me of being part of circle jerks.
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It's something about Caribbean food, right? So Andy's like, um, Whitney wants to say something to John.
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Is it a little old bald man? Old bald man. I want... They have very famous hot chocolate. I went there once years ago in Paris, and I literally had the best hot chocolate of all time.
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Justin's like, um, okay. Because I had just committed to myself that I was not going to get involved in the drama. Like, that morning it happened, Andy. And like, I had my own little meditation of like, okay, I'm just going to enjoy this moment. And honestly, when he did it, it was kind of funny. I did enjoy the moment.
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Sorry, inferior to Paris. I mean, I'll go there later. It's really cool that you got your Angelina thing on 6th Avenue. I got mine kind of like in Paris, so... So, sorry.
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So until I say it, like, I didn't, you know, I didn't, until I saw it, I didn't realize how aggressive it was. So I do regret not having a voice in that moment in time. But also, kind of hilarious. Yeah.
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It was a limited batch of Werther's original Anejo, so it was very special to share it with the men.
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My first memory was coming out of mother's mother room and hearing the words, I was like, gross.
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Yeah, I can't stand up for, I mean, it was such a cringy moment. I'm not going to stand up for Seth, but what I will say is the way it really read to me was he, like, as someone who, that this happens to a lot, where sometimes you don't stick the landing to, like, your joke or your moment, and you just accidentally overshoot.
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You know, sometimes, like, you overshoot, and I think that he kind of, like, overshot his leg.
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oh man, I'm never going to live this down. So I'm not there to defend Seth, but I also can empathize because I've definitely been there where I've had that biatch moment where like, oh, that came out so much harder and I was trying to be funny and it just landed like awfully. So I get it.
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yeah wait he didn't say that didn't no he did he said he said well it wasn't intended like the way that angie the way angie just called my wife a bitch twice in fact yeah bitch bitch he's basically saying like you call my wife a bitch so like that was much worse than me saying biatch right and she's like oh wait a minute and she called me a bitch well i will unless we roll that footage i am leaving
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He's like, yeah, she called you a bitch twice while I was sitting right here. Well, that's abusive, according to your husband, so I guess you're an abuser. Case closed.
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okay todd i've been really wanting to ask you your reaction to seeing bronwyn share with the ladies in mexico the story of your emotional affair he's like well i have to apologize because i haven't seen it andy oh you really haven't watched the scene of your wife accusing you of infidelity on national tv really okay Yeah, but we talked about it, Andy. It's hard to watch.
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Literally, it's hard to watch. We've tried all sorts of plugins on that Palm Pilot. We just cannot watch it on his device.
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We attached rabbit ears to the Palm Pilot. Didn't work. So Todd is like, he's like, well, anything that Bronwyn had shared would be more than I would have wanted her to share. Now I'm just going to cross my arms and sit here very seriously for the next 10 minutes.
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You know, one of my issues is I just feel like I'm not good enough. So when I see him take a latte from a barista, yeah, it does. It does trigger feelings that I'm not good enough. And I'm not proud of it. I'm not saying I'm proud of it. But it's something I do. It's something I feel. It's something I'm working through. It's something I'm working through with Gwen. Gwendolyn! Yes.
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And I am just, you know, going through it. But that is my truth. And I have to be honest with my truth right now. Mm-hmm.
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Come on, man. Maybe we will when Brittany comes out, because if you remember, it was Bronwyn stealing Brittany's moment, where she's like, guys, I have an announcement. My daughter, she woke up this morning and had Cheerios. And they're like, well, let me tell you something. Todd cheated on me.
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You can do this. I love that. So then we see a flashback of the scene and then we come back and Heather's like, I rallied hard for you. In this sisterhood, we rallied for each other. People don't understand what happens here in this room between us, but we all understand we are in the trenches together and we are rallying. I'm like, okay, settle down, Heather. You rallied for her.
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She's like, you rallied for her because you knew you were just collecting information to use against her at the reunion.
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Right. So Heather says after that, that I rallied hard for you. And she's like, so did he do it or did he not do it? And Bronwyn's like, okay, I want to be very clear about this by talking about something else and not being clear about it. Okay. So when I said this to you on the boat, it was not happening in real time.
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What I was trying to explain to you is that I have an issue where I don't feel good enough. Mm-hmm. And there is a significant amount of things in my life that have not made me feel good enough. Being a single parent, being ostracized from the church, being terrorized by Heather Day.
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And when I felt like everything I said in this group of women was misconstrued or misunderstood or looked at negatively, it does trigger this narrative that I'm not good enough. And that brings me back to a time when I didn't feel good enough when Todd... When he said a passing word to a stranger and had an emotional affair in that moment. And I just wanted to clarify that. That's all.
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So Lisa has a good point because she goes, well, this is where it's confusing because you held me very accountable for not being like, fuck Todd. And then you guys, then now you're saying that like, you know, you and I, you just had like a conversation because, well, I didn't want you to say fuck Todd. And she's like, but where did you go?
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Lisa's like but like where you said maybe Lisa can relate to Todd because maybe she's cheated and she's and basically she's like you basically were mad at me and Meredith for like quote unquote taking Todd's side and then implying that we cheated when it turns out this was all over like an emotional affair that wasn't even that much of an emotional affair and by the way
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So then Bronwyn is like, well, when Todd and I talked this through, Todd gave me a fifth anniversary gift, and it was a ring with five diamonds and also five new promises. I'm like, Bronwyn... Like, if there's an emotional affair, yeah.
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And I don't understand that mentality. Like, oh, I cheated, so here, I'm going to give you something that you can put on your ring so whenever you look at it, you can remember the time that I cheated on you. You know what I would want? I would want not five promises. How about five sessions of therapy? How about that instead? Nice.
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says oh well uh support love fidelity and matlock matlock on tuesdays and transparency transparency that was one todd and todd forgot that one that's great well guess what i have a new delivery on the way so it'll be fun and get a new ring over this one well meredith was upset because whitney in that conversation you basically inferred that lisa and meredith had affairs so we see that flashback and meredith we come out of it and meredith is like
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Well, my intentions were very clearly to be supportive of you, and it was not even questionable. And then the next thing I know, you're having a powwow with three other women, and it results in me and Lisa being accused of cheating. And now I'm just hearing that this wasn't really that big of a deal. It wasn't that big of an affair. It wasn't this and that and the other.
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Well, don't hold me accountable then.
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But I think that actually Bronwyn, Bronwyn does a really good job here. She saves it. I think she, she does a full head nodding. Yeah. She did a full head nodding culpability moment. She goes, you know, when we got off the boat, I was very upset and I'd just been very vulnerable and it didn't seem like it went super well. And I came to both of you that night and I said, I don't feel good about it.
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And then you and I also had another conversation on the beach the next day after it. And, you know, it was after horse riding and I specifically said, and I really appreciate that. And you gave me your point of view and it was very vulnerable of you to share and something that I need to take into consideration. So she was kind of like... Yes, but also, I know I messed up.
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I already told you I messed up, and it's not my fault the editors didn't even include the scene that we're about to see until right now.
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It was actually a nice scene because Bronwyn was like, I was in my feelings. You were right. I was not in a place to hear it, but now I hear it now and everything. So it was actually... I actually thought it was... It made me happy because I feel like nothing's getting resolved in this reunion. And this was a moment where it seemed like there was resolve because Meredith was like, thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you, Bronwyn. Thank you. Thank you for that. I was like, oh my goodness, we finally got somewhere.
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So Andy is like, all right, Todd, Bronwyn revealed that Gwen was the one who caught you messaging another woman. Ha, ha, ha. That must have been hard.
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You're okay. Do you want a butterscotch? Yes, I do. So then Andy's like, okay, well, Angie, you said in Mexico, you learned more about Bronwyn's marriage on the yacht than you knew about Lisa's entire life. Do you think that Lisa only opens up about safe topics and not about what's really going on? You know, watching that and watching her cry, I felt really bad.
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It was like leaving the moussaka in the oven too long. And what I was trying to say, Bronwyn barely knew any of us and she divulged a lot of information. I mean, like she put her whole life out there and, And that's a risk as a couple to do that.
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And Mary's like, Mary's like barely said anything. Cause well, she's has her big moment coming up soon, but she's like, well, that's why everyone loves her. That's why people love Bronwyn. She's a fan favorite. And Angie is like, basically Angie is saying like, you know, she put herself out there. It was like a lot more. And, but she also like, she does apologize to Lisa and I didn't mean to.
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Okay, we got a lot of tweets wanting to know, what is the status of Seth and Meredith's relationship? We saw you were in Ohio a lot. Are you two living separate lives? How often are you together? What's happening? Does anyone know more information about Sean's circle jerk?
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And, you know, I think our number one question is, have you guys been on watch what happens live? So now we can say we have been there in person. We did do some zoom stuff with them over the, and during the pandemic, but this was our first time, which was super exciting. And we're really, we had so much, we're going to have so much fun.
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Well, when I kind of do an annual review of our marriage, you know, as long as it's above an average of 51% of the time, I'm staying in the game, Andy. Biatch! That's a pretty low bar, honey. well, it kind of helps that we're not physically together, right? And he's like, yeah, Andy, the fact that we're not together a lot often, I highly recommend commuting.
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So it feels like a first date on the weekends for me. So I see her every weekend and sometimes more than that.
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So, Seth, a lot of Twitter questions. Do you have a side chicken, Ohio? Oh, my God. I can't believe you asked that. He's like, no, I definitely don't. A side chicken? I don't understand. That's some sort of chicken. He's eating chicken in Ohio. I don't understand the question, Andy.
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Okay, Sean, how do you feel about seeing Seth hold his hands up like that? Does that give you any memories of any experiences?
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All right. I want to thank the husbands for being here. Special shout out for Todd. You did it. You almost cried. I almost broke you. Didn't quite get there, but next year, looking forward to it.
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But then in terms of another question people often ask us is, have you guys ever been on Bitch Sesh? It's hosted by Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider. And now we can happily say the answer is yes. We did an episode with them, which I believe is coming out today. And it was... So fun. Like, just had the best time.
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So they all stand up to leave, and then Bronwyn's like, hey, Todd, Todd, we might just want to hold on a sec. Let John walk off, because you guys have a little spiciness. I mean, that was unnecessary for him to tell you to watch your mouth. He's the one who needs to watch his, and he needs to watch his wife's.
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So now we move into the Mary Cosby section, which was really – we talked about this at the top of the episode. It's like a beautiful, moving, emotional section that, honestly, probably not so easy for us to make fun of. So we can just do a high-level recap of basically what happened, which is that essentially –
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They talked about Robert going to rehab, doing really, really well now, Mary being a great role model for people. Everyone was crying. Andy's crying. I was crying watching it. It was a hard watch.
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It was a long one. Well, it was really a beautiful moment. It was really very compelling to watch. Angie broke down because Mary told Angie, if your mom could do it all again, she would have done it differently. And that really affected Angie. It was something that Angie, I think, really needed to hear. And so that was a very raw moment for her.
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And then Whitney obviously breaking down about her dad. I mean, that must be really tough. And I liked hearing the stories about how Heather watched the scene with her daughters, Whitney watched it with her kids, and the scene inspired them to have conversations with their kids about it, which I think is actually so incredibly important.
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And I hope and I imagine a lot of parents watching it also agree. maybe watch that scene with their kids. Cause it was really powerful, but it's, it's like, you know, we used to have afterschool specials and not like afterschool specials fix anything, but there were like a lot of, there was like a lot of attention to these moments.
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I feel like growing up and I don't know if they really exist anymore. And it was kind of, I think it was important for a good, like parent child gather around the TV moment that hopefully can
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So please go seek out that episode and listen and subscribe and all that fun stuff. We had the greatest time. It's been such a fun week. What a fun couple of gals.
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Now let me pour some coffee, mate, into my mountain dew and some Italian syrup. No, but it was really, it was beautiful. It was also interesting to hear how Robert Sr. reacted, which was that he commended Mary, which was also great. Like, I didn't know what his reaction would be.
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You know? Well, that's why, because Mary was like, yeah, I've never had a friend like Angie. Because Angie's like, wow, you know, Mary... you really were, you were like dialed in and like, you were so much more present. And, and, and Mary's like, well, cause for the first time I finally had a friend and finally someone who would listen to me and finally someone who understood me.
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And they just kept on cutting to Meredith. Like I want to get mad at her, but she just had her whole scene with her about her son. So I'm just going to figure this one out. And Andy's like, well, I don't want to start anything. Just kidding. I do. I mean, you and Meredith had a nice friendship. What about her? Yeah. So we go to commercial break, but Mary saves it.
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Mary's like, well, you know, my relationship with Meredith is different and Meredith is beautiful and she's a beautiful friend and I love Meredith, but she's a busy woman and she's traveling and travels the world, does all these things. But she basically is like, no, I love Meredith, but... Just not as much as Angie.
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We really did. And so they said, I think the episode's coming out today. If it's not out today, it'll be out in a little bit. But wow, that was our 400th episode. And we just got on like a house on fire, as they say.
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I'm really into Tzatziki now. Well, Colin on Twitter thinks Meredith is clearly jealous of Mary and Andy's new friendship. Well, Colin on Twitter can believe whatever he wants, but it's not true. I'm not jealous at all. So Andy's like, well, Mary and Meredith, your friendship really fell apart over Mary's brunch. So we see all that. And Andy's like-
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When did you start noticing the breakdown in your relationship? Well, you know, I don't know if it was a breakdown, so to speak. I think it was more that we just both weren't like Mary had a lot going on. She was hanging out with Angie Kay a lot. I'm not jealous. And I felt very much under attack at that lunch. So I just think it was a clashing moment.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
I love Mary goes, oh, those bangs were a little bit of a type of suffering.
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No, these are notes in preparation for today.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
I've been called a drug addict, a bulimic, a cheater, homeless, mentally unstable, next level psychotic, disassociation, mother, thank you Sean for that one, multiple personality disorder, a snitch, a liar, my appearance has been made of, my hearing aids have been made fun of, and I've been insulted as a mother, I'm a grudge holder, a whore, and I play the victim, and those are the ones that I can remember.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
I like that Angie's like, well, I can prove half of those at least, you know? Yeah. So then we see flashbacks of people. Actually, I'm sorry. Angie's like, but what about the things that you have said to other people? She's like, I have not said a lot. Then we have a montage. Like, you are a monster. Get out of my face. Angie is a pit bull.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
I totally agree. So Andy's like... all right well ruda from vegas says how exactly did mary use you for three years when she was the one who didn't talk about your marriage or your son well i will say this was obviously a heated moment and i'm not coming for mary because she's the most popular person on the show i just don't like feeling disposable
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
And to say that about my character, I'd appreciate it if you just say it wasn't true. Meredith's like, well, I just said that's how I felt in the moment. I don't think it's true. I just felt that way in the moment.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Don't get her started with a who's on first moment. It really is.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
We got along like light bulbs in a lamp.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
i want to give me a hug so they go they hug it's really nice and mary's like your boobs are they smaller yes do you not remember i actually didn't remember either that she had a reduction i didn't either or maybe she just took the breastplate off remember that one that she wore in like season two people were like is that a drag queen breastplate what is she wearing
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
So Mary basically is like she kind of has like a wish, which is like you and you and Angie need to work it out. You need to work it out, guys.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
It will be fun. And we are going to do next week's Salt Lake City in Salt Lake City, which will be a real treat. It'll be our first ever Salt Lake and Salt Lake moment. So if you are in that area, please come to our show and enjoy it, because I think it's going to be really wild. Really. Recapping Salt Lake City in the city itself.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Erin McNicholas. She don't miss no trickless. Jamie. She has no less namey. You'll never hide from Heidi Eleanor Jones. I go, you go, we all go for Hugo.
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We could all learn from Jennifer Kearns.
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Knock, knock, knocking on Katie Mannock's door. She's our favorite streamer, Caroline Peacock.
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This is Livin' with Michelle Vivian.
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Have a heck of a time with Rebecca. She sure is swell. It's Raquel.
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It's Sedana. Cast a spell with Shannon Spellman. The Bay Area Betches. Betches.
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It's Amanda V. Somebody get us 10 cc's of Betsy MD. She's got a leg up. It's Beth Ani.
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Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. She's not harsh, she's Jill Hirsch. She's a little bit loony, Junie. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. We love him madly, it's Kyle Pod Shadley.
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We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Barron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthy. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcalani.
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She's the queen bee. It's Sarah Lemke. Shannon out of a can and Anthony. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
And Lisa's like, Todd, Todd, I get where you're coming from. He's like, you asserted that Bronwyn had a miscarriage. Watch your tone. Watch your tone. I'm not watching my tone. You watch your tone.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
By the way, you know what I'm turning on tonight? Your tone. I'm going to watch it. You better watch your tone, too.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Yeah, I think there's a very, like in so many ways, in so many ways. So Todd's like, really? Really? I need to watch my tone? So John's like, where's security? Should we get security? I'm afraid of the Todd father. And Lisa's like, listen, I understand why that would be extremely hurtful and extremely offensive.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
So you can like put on a show and pretend that I didn't because I'm not putting on a show, Lisa. It's just how I feel about it. And I will nod you into submission.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Watch your tone. Watch your tone.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
He put his anger in a seatbelt. And by seatbelt, I mean, he crossed his arms like, all right, I'm just trapped in the anger.
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Yeah, you know, corporate executives, they run hot and then they cool down right away, I feel like, because they're going to run hot about something new soon. Listen, why am I being apologetic to corporate executives? Never mind. Fuck that.
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I was like, guys, listen who needs the most misunderstood group in America right now? Corporate executives. Yeah. They have no power in this country. It makes me sad. They're disenfranchised.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
Yeah, so Angie's like, well, I know that there were off-camera conversations about me, and you know what? I'll never be able to prove it, so all I have to do at this point is just say, Meredith swore she didn't play a role in it, and I have no choice but to move on with it. Which is actually... Like, it's begrudging, but it's her way of saying, like, well, I have to take Meredith's word for it.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
And she could have said it nicer. She could have said, you know what? Meredith and I have talked. I want to move forward with Meredith, so I'm taking her word for it, and I believe her. But Meredith is like, no, I want full exoneration.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
God, I can only wish. So Meredith is like, he's so cute.
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So it's like, well, it's not that simple, Angie, because you spent two years making false claims and you spent two years accusing me of something I didn't do. Relentlessly insisting that I did it and in turn have actually done all the things that to me as retaliation, you've spoken poorly about my business. You've spoken poorly about my marriage. You've spoken poorly about blah, blah.
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But the point is you've accused me of talking about your home and your business and you talk about my home.
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Sean's like, you did. You were on film talking about how Monaco could take her home. And Meredith's like, well, do you honestly think I'll be like, oh, go take her home? I mean, everyone knows you can't just take the house of someone who's in the Greek mafia.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
I mean, it was said in a very negative light. I mean, yes, I do a winter ski rental for the tenth time because I only live in Utah for half the year. And he's like, but if it's a rental, why is it negative?
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
And are you going to also watch Severance season two? Because everyone's talking about that one.
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#2710 RHOSLC S5E18: Let’s Talk About the Huzzzbands
I mean, just because you're on a show that values material objects and wealth and possession, why is it negative to assume that you can't afford to own the house you live in but you don't live in?