Nobody's Listening, Right?

108 - Chex Mix Bitch

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's N...

107 - Private Browsers

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal...

106 - Fireside Chat

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into he...

105 - Unhinged

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is miss...

104 - Hollywood Dreams

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’...

103 - What’s Wrong With Us?

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wi...

102 - Skeeved Out!

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating e...

101 - Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, des...

100 - Cat Addict

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, g...

99 - A Can Of Fire Bye Bye

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on...

98 - Midlife Crisis Red Flags

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste manage...

97 - In The Womb!

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s al...

96 - Happy New Year, Nobodies and Somebodies!

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THA...

95 - Covid Felled Us

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since...

94 - Emergency Room Epiphanies

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twister...

93- Delusional Bears

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the firs...

92 - A Ripple On Ocean

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers...

91 - Mall Justice

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how...

90 - Short Kings

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identi...

89 - Is Shoplifting Sexy?

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedd...

88 - Generic Brand Snobbery

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the...

87 - A New Uniform

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it...

86 - A Big Revelation

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth a...

85 - Pickles Pickles Pickles

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some ...

84 - Safe Sex Smokers

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end,...

83 - Tennis The Menace

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Is Tennis a menace?  This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solu...

82 - What is Codependency?

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a ...

81 - Serious Cemetery Questions

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history...

80 - Cue The Tears

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driv...

79 - Grossest Episode Ever

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to disp...

78 - Crossword Puzzle Rules

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting A...

77 - Alien Flesh Of Some Sort

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬...

76 - Body Positivity

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this w...

75 - Are Billionaires Bad?

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-...

74 - Getting Spied On In College

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and ...

73 - Is Chick-Fil-A Going To Hell?

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth...

72 - A Real Mood Shift

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace...

71 - A Magical Message!

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incr...

70 - Are We Real?

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon pla...

69 - Am I The A-Hole?

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice g...

68 - Cast Iron Gate

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron skill...

67 - A Fork In The Road

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the ...

66 - Car Note Update!

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new...

65 - Knock On Wood!

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two ni...

64 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em!

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warni...

63 - A Brick Wall

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizab...

62 - Plaid Couch Heaven!

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have ...

61 - Space Sex

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye...

60 - Window Knock

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy is convinced Elizabeth should start to get her on...

59 - Happy Birthday Andy!

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as a new tracking app he's thinking about getting, wh...

58 - Most Popular Birthday

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can be, why Elizabeth's birthday discovery made her fee...

57 - Notes On Nepo Babies

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties and why nepotism recently bummed Elizabeth out, m...

56 - Humble Pie

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned about bumming around in their bathing suits and t...

55 - A Syndruhm Syndrome

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an update on his childhood memory/mystery and then they...

54 - She Needs That Serotonin Hit!

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, and the very strange request Elizabeth made at a p...

53 - That Gut Feeling

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update about his childhood mystery and then they discuss ho...

52 - Poop On A Plate!

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave broccoli is, a childhood mystery, how not to approa...

51 - I'm Better Than Daddy

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it  and what went down during an intense family rou...

50 - Party Charm

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss  Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion might go down and what made them each uncomfortab...

49 - Raya Just For Friends

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning", how Elizabeth resigned herself to a terrible fa...

48 - Rizz For The Win!

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an annointed saint, what makes them happy, and why Eliz...

47 - Taco Bell vs. Rite Aid

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how they'd rank fast food, and why Andy got into a bit...

46 - Uniqlo Five Stars

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both guilty and satisfied, plus an update on the car n...

45 - Seeking Quiet Pleasures

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022, and what weird accusations a half-asleep Elizabe...

44 - A Parking Mystery And A Happy New Year!

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a neighborhood mystery, a health update, and a non-apol...

43 - Happiest Holidays To You!

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their hangover holiday party tour, why her face is looking a bit different, and how the wonderful somebodies/nobodies out t...

42 - Cause Of Death

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the madness of youtubers, how Bearsy might change the world and a health update for Elizabeth! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

41 - All The Small Things

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth attempts to explain string theory to Andy before he explains why Blink-182 was right about aliens all along. They then discuss each other's ...

40 - How To Wow Aliens

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the important lessons of addiction to their kids, and wh...

39 - We're Sorry Jürgen!

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy reveal her most embarrassing darket secret thoughts that NO ONE should know about as well as a momfluencer update, a list of things...

38 - Your Own Version Of The Dream

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized reaction regarding burnt milk and an instagram account ...

37 - Tracking Gone Wild

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the double edged sword of being able to track each other, their complicated thoughts on porn-viewing and how nice it is to ...

36 - Fear Of Flying

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss St. Monica's theory about Elizabeth's pool table incident, why Elizabeth's fear of flying is becoming a problem and what ma...

35 - A Crackle In The Air

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy almost Halloween! Elizabeth and Andy discuss worst nightmares, pool ball trauma, and some spooky stuff for Hallow's Eve! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

34 - Time Travel Corroborated

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss health updates, time travel, hobbies, and the glory that is Fall!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

33 - Ripples In The Ocean

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their waffling feelings, a wild tik tok reveal about a relationship and how Elizabeth's walk was changed by a stray dog! ▬...

32 - A Religious Journey

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from compassion and perspective to let's burn it all do...

31 - A Perfect Nose

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new nose situation, how compulsive liars can live with themselves, and the division of labor in their family! ▬▬▬...

30 - Dog Groomer Shenanigans

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what experience at the dog groomer left Andy scratchin...

29 - Aura Jealousy

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent event at The Hollywood Bowl, they reminisce about the good old days at UCB New York and contemplate aura jealousy!...

28 - Dead Fish

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsetting story from the lake! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

27 - The Red Jacket

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experience, as well as how sexy their cat is, and what sort...

26 - Tickle Tickle?!

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along with a colorful role play!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

25 - Enthusiasm Galore

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent dentist adventures, the start of the schoolyear, and what makes Andy super enthusiastic!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

24 - School Crushes

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" really means, and why Andy's take on Elizabeth's bi...

23 - Hiking Surprise

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal error she nearly made several decades ago, and whic...

22 - Pop 'N Lock Dreams

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if they were ballin’, and why Elizabeth’s dance drea...

21 - Oh, Canada!

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties before they dive deeper into Elizabeth's sordid histo...

20 - The Universe Abides!

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy follow up on pie-gate, and give an update on Andy's ADHD journey. They also discuss a wild coincidence (or is it?) related to Love ...

19 - Independence Day Buzz Kill

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery playing, and their endeavor to brighten a reality sho...

18 - Post Vacay Come Down

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths and body image wins!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

17 - A Nightmare And A Dream

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some answers and lastly, their upcoming family vacation ...

16 - What a mess!

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory concern for Andy and the recent new addition to th...

15 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

14 - The Chair Lives On!

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

13 - A Morning's Morning!

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy dissect her tough day which began with a botched purchase of Marvin’s Amazing Pens, took a detour through plumbing town and ended...

12 - Restaurant VIPs

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaurant VIP status is more important, why The Staircase...

11 - Reunion Download

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small fry back in the day, and how compassion can be su...

10 - A Real Life Horror Show

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the past. Andy also lives out his worst nightmare IN ...

9 - The Weed Windfall

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and prayer in their lives and what recently made them...