Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
94 - Emergency Room Epiphanies
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, e...
93- Delusional Bears
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal gla...
92 - A Ripple On Ocean
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother...
91 - Mall Justice
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, ...
90 - Short Kings
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Co...
89 - Is Shoplifting Sexy?
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’...
88 - Generic Brand Snobbery
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how t...
87 - A New Uniform
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old ...
86 - A Big Revelation
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth an...
85 - Pickles Pickles Pickles
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube savio...
84 - Safe Sex Smokers
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sid...
83 - Tennis The Menace
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is Tennis a menace? This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed ...
82 - What is Codependency?
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships,...
81 - Serious Cemetery Questions
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic t...
80 - Cue The Tears
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s...
79 - Grossest Episode Ever
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why do...
78 - Crossword Puzzle Rules
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor ...
77 - Alien Flesh Of Some Sort
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this wee...
76 - Body Positivity
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting,...
75 - Are Billionaires Bad?
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan...
74 - Getting Spied On In College
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly butto...
73 - Is Chick-Fil-A Going To Hell?
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation ...
72 - A Real Mood Shift
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a mirac...
71 - A Magical Message!
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unb...
70 - Are We Real?
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them...
69 - Am I The A-Hole?
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their l...
68 - Cast Iron Gate
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional rol...
67 - A Fork In The Road
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost gettin...
66 - Car Note Update!
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussi...
65 - Knock On Wood!
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Eli...
64 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em!
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, wha...
63 - A Brick Wall
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris famil...
62 - Plaid Couch Heaven!
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as wh...
61 - Space Sex
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what...
60 - Window Knock
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy...
59 - Happy Birthday Andy!
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as ...
58 - Most Popular Birthday
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can b...
57 - Notes On Nepo Babies
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties...
56 - Humble Pie
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned...
55 - A Syndruhm Syndrome
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an up...
54 - She Needs That Serotonin Hit!
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, ...
53 - That Gut Feeling
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update ab...
52 - Poop On A Plate!
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave b...
51 - I'm Better Than Daddy
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it...
50 - Party Charm
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion...
49 - Raya Just For Friends
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning...
48 - Rizz For The Win!
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an an...
47 - Taco Bell vs. Rite Aid
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how ...
46 - Uniqlo Five Stars
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both...
45 - Seeking Quiet Pleasures
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022...
44 - A Parking Mystery And A Happy New Year!
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a nei...
43 - Happiest Holidays To You!
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their hangover holiday party tour, why her face is looking a bit differen...
42 - Cause Of Death
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the madness of youtubers, how Bearsy might change the world and a health ...
41 - All The Small Things
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth attempts to explain string theory to Andy before he explains why Blink-182 was right about...
40 - How To Wow Aliens
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the im...
39 - We're Sorry Jürgen!
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy reveal her most embarrassing darket secret thoughts that NO ONE should know about...
38 - Your Own Version Of The Dream
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized react...
37 - Tracking Gone Wild
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the double edged sword of being able to track each other, their complicat...
36 - Fear Of Flying
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss St. Monica's theory about Elizabeth's pool table incident, why Elizabeth'...
35 - A Crackle In The Air
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy almost Halloween! Elizabeth and Andy discuss worst nightmares, pool ball trauma, and some spoo...
34 - Time Travel Corroborated
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss health updates, time travel, hobbies, and the glory that is Fall! ▬▬...
33 - Ripples In The Ocean
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their waffling feelings, a wild tik tok reveal about a relationship and h...
32 - A Religious Journey
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from ...
31 - A Perfect Nose
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new nose situation, how compulsive liars can live with themselves, an...
30 - Dog Groomer Shenanigans
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what...
29 - Aura Jealousy
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent event at The Hollywood Bowl, they reminisce about the good old d...
28 - Dead Fish
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsettin...
27 - The Red Jacket
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experienc...
26 - Tickle Tickle?!
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along wi...
25 - Enthusiasm Galore
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent dentist adventures, the start of the schoolyear, and what make...
24 - School Crushes
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" r...
23 - Hiking Surprise
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal e...
22 - Pop 'N Lock Dreams
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if the...
21 - Oh, Canada!
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties bef...
20 - The Universe Abides!
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy follow up on pie-gate, and give an update on Andy's ADHD journey. They also discu...
19 - Independence Day Buzz Kill
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery pla...
18 - Post Vacay Come Down
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths a...
17 - A Nightmare And A Dream
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some a...
16 - What a mess!
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory ...
15 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx! ▬...
14 - The Chair Lives On!
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! ▬▬▬▬▬...
13 - A Morning's Morning!
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy dissect her tough day which began with a botched purchase of Marvin’s Amazing P...
12 - Restaurant VIPs
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaura...
11 - Reunion Download
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small...
10 - A Real Life Horror Show
04 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the...
9 - The Weed Windfall
27 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and...
8 - Rage Against The Guy In Target
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's healt...
7 - You Just Need To Dance
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting cla...
6 - New Rug & Old Boobs
06 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities ...
5 - Not For The Squeamish
30 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross ba...
4 - Andy's Walmart-Pocalypse
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about ...
3 - Role Play For Mall Walkers
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's new "robe era", how they've massively classed up their bevera...
2 - A Doozy For Episode Two-zy!
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy discuss how they have a new view on chronic pain and spinal surgery and all the l...
1 - Nobody's Listening, Right?
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Elizabeth and Andy are back... but maybe for all the wrong reasons? They discuss why they're getting...