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Nobody's Listening, Right?

171 - Elizabeth Is Feeling Very Insecure

Wed, 04 Jun 2025

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Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:38 Light Me Up 02:46 Doing Everything Wrong 03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express 08:24 Food Cross Contamination 11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin 17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas 21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN 23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome 26:57 Family History Curiosity 33:14 Credit Card Points 34:39 The Points Guy 39:56 Hilton Rewards 45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is Elizabeth feeling insecure about?

0.149 - 3.793 Jane Doe

I don't know what is going on. I'm having like social anxiety.

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3.913 - 8.377 John Smith

I'm feeling it from you. Like, it's kind of uncomfortable to be around you right now.

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22.992 - 25.879 Elizabeth

Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy.

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Chapter 2: What are the uncomfortable food truths discussed?

26.039 - 26.94 John Smith

Hello!

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27.24 - 38.766 Elizabeth

Oh, I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour as though no one's listening. I gotta wonder, though. This is what today's gonna be like. Is anyone out there listening?

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39.167 - 43.789 John Smith

Yeah, and this lit me up in a way that I haven't been lit up in a while.

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43.809 - 46.551 Elizabeth

Oh, ew. Why don't you go fuck her?

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47.211 - 48.352 John Smith

Okay, this is from Joanna.

49.38 - 50.881 Elizabeth

Oh, Joanna.

51.562 - 55.266 John Smith

Okay. What a weird response. I don't even know what to say to you.

56.087 - 69.922 Elizabeth

I'm joking. Okay. Someone is not going to like that I said that out there. Perhaps a lot of people. Maybe even Joanna herself. I just want Joanna to know that's my stuff. That's not her stuff.

Chapter 3: Why did Elizabeth break up with Haribo gummy bears?

70.319 - 75.61 John Smith

But yeah, it's you made me saying something lit me up. I think you're what's that word?

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75.69 - 77.032 Elizabeth

You're projecting.

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77.233 - 79.137 John Smith

Yeah. What light me up means maybe.

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79.718 - 80.86 Elizabeth

Well, no, I'm not.

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81.782 - 82.123 John Smith

You're not.

83.288 - 97.759 Elizabeth

I think lit up, you know, sometimes is like you get that like the look you, you know, you have when you mentioned Joanna's review, like a light behind your eyes, a joy, joie de vivre.

98.12 - 102.163 John Smith

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got real excited. Yeah, like my whole person being lit up.

102.631 - 104.831 Elizabeth

And it makes me feel a little threatened.

105.772 - 105.932 John Smith

Oh, okay.

Chapter 4: What interesting family story is shared?

127.641 - 130.382 John Smith

Maybe it is a step away, but I don't think of it like that. Anyways.

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130.462 - 141.588 Elizabeth

I do want to say this. If you're dating someone and they don't light you up, but they do get you hot and bothered.

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142.208 - 142.948 John Smith

That's just lust.

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143.528 - 144.589 Elizabeth

Yes. You need both.

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144.969 - 145.649 John Smith

You need both.

145.91 - 150.452 Elizabeth

And some would say that light you up is harder to come by than hot and bothered.

151.612 - 153.333 John Smith

Much harder to come by. Yeah.

154.26 - 179.936 Elizabeth

indeed if you can come just from light you up god bless okay joanna says ema hope no kids are listening okay i'm really i'm i'm in that headspace of like i'm doing everything wrong what do you mean i don't know carry on what did our dear friend what did our dear friend joanna have to say

181.585 - 187.7 John Smith

ENA, I wish I could be your in-studio producer so I could do real-time fact checks for you.

Chapter 5: How do credit card points become an obsession?

Chapter 6: What happened during the Ring Cam faux pas?

98.12 - 102.163 John Smith

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got real excited. Yeah, like my whole person being lit up.

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102.631 - 104.831 Elizabeth

And it makes me feel a little threatened.

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105.772 - 105.932 John Smith

Oh, okay.

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105.972 - 114.974 Elizabeth

So you said, for the first time in a long time or something like that. I'm coming into this episode feeling unbelievably insecure.

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115.274 - 125.176 John Smith

Oh, cool. Well, can we talk about that later? Sure. Great. I thought you were interpreting as like me getting hot and bothered with lit me up with the fire.

125.196 - 127.016 Elizabeth

Well, it's just a step away from that.

127.641 - 130.382 John Smith

Maybe it is a step away, but I don't think of it like that. Anyways.

130.462 - 141.588 Elizabeth

I do want to say this. If you're dating someone and they don't light you up, but they do get you hot and bothered.

142.208 - 142.948 John Smith

That's just lust.

Chapter 7: What are the thoughts on Yelp reviews?

2454.791 - 2455.812 John Smith

Yeah. It's the same.

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2456.152 - 2460.996 Elizabeth

Now, when we are traveling, we're going to have access to some airport lounges.

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2462.017 - 2462.377 John Smith

We are.

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2462.777 - 2480.735 Elizabeth

I think. I need to look into it more. But this is a thrill and a half. I love it. I'm saving us money. Now I am spending money. But ultimately, I'm really being careful not to spend money on something that I wouldn't be buying anyway.

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2481.175 - 2481.475 John Smith

Smart.

2482.275 - 2484.076 Elizabeth

And keels, for example.

2484.096 - 2492.798 John Smith

Yeah. I was going to ask you that. Walk me exactly through how you realized that. You should buy the Kiehl's right now. What happened?

2492.818 - 2507.856 Elizabeth

So I always buy this one Kiehl's product that's pretty expensive. And it was time to re-up. And I was looking at this credit card offers. And there it was. And you get cash back if you use this credit card. So that's just like a cash back situation.

2507.916 - 2509.979 John Smith

But what do you mean you were looking at it and there it was?

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