Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You know what is so beautiful?
Chapter 2: What does darning have to do with body positivity?
Trees. Do you take in trees a lot? Sometimes. Not as much as I should, but I fuck with trees. Yeah.
Chapter 3: How does skin care relate to anti-aging?
Nobody's listening, right? Hi! Hello! Andy! I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour. You look excited today. I am. I'm in a great mood and I'll tell you why. We're going to talk as though no one's listening, which is what we do here on this podcast. Sure enough. But I do have an ego. I'm human. Yeah. Is anyone listening? Yes, this comes from Timreely74.
Chapter 4: What recent updates have been made to feminine products?
Yes. And a few people chimed in about this last week. We were talking about like fake butters, margarine imitation butters. Yes, yes. And I was reaching for something that I was calling Cracker Barrel. Country crock. So close. Ugh, butter is so much better. My mom was full on country crock, but luckily my grandma always had real butter. What memories. I really enjoy your podcast.
Thank you, Teenie Really. Yay. Hey, will you button up your cuff?
Chapter 5: What are the dangers of the triangle of death?
This one doesn't have a button. Maybe I should do like a cool. I'll sew a button on for you. You're such a doll. That's what you are. I love the few times.
Chapter 6: How do societal standards affect perceptions of aging?
I just want to say thank you. And multiple people did chime in. You were looking for Country Croc. And do you remember Country Croc now? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. I know why you got it confused with Cracker Barrel.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of laser hair removal?
Yeah. I mean, so similar. And then also, I think the packaging has a similar. Like if someone found out that they were in cahoots, it wouldn't be a huge surprise. Yes. Now, apropos, speaking of Cracker Barrel.
Chapter 8: How do different trees symbolize beauty and positivity?
There have been a few times where I have had to darn things in this house. What's darn? Repair? Sewing repair. Okay. Like darning socks. Now, darning actually might be more specific to like crochet, knitting, you know, fixing a knit. But there's something about sitting down and sewing a repair because like our daughter has had her favorite t-shirt, has gotten a hole in it. And I sit down and
It makes me feel. Like a woman. That's why this trad wife thing's so great. It's really what's in your DNA. It's what you should be doing. You staying home and knitting. No, but I'm like, I should get an award. I mean, I am like, I mean, it is kind of disgusting, but I'm like, I am woman of the year. There's nothing I can't do. I'm also being eco-conscious. How so?
Because we're not just throwing the shirt away. It's got a hole. I'm going to fix that hole. Yeah. It makes me feel resourceful. And it makes me feel like a good mother. I'm taking care of things. A good American. A good American woman is what it should make you feel like. A good American woman. Hey, I also want to say real quick, I'm going to have to try this.
And I think last week when we asked if anyone was listening, I brought up that someone chimed in about putting butter on Pop-Tarts. Yes. I can't believe how many more people have now chimed in. This is like a thing. I can't believe it's not butter. I can't believe it's not butter. So I will put butter on a Pop-Tart at some point soon in the near future. Got it.
Let's film it and put it on our Nobody's Listening Right Instagram. Okay. That's called a draw. Nice. Is it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So before we go any further, I want to just bring up the elephant in the room, which is this. There is a technical name for it. Very unsightly blemish. Blemish on my face that I went to the dermatologist. Yes. Which I want to talk to you about that place. Yes.
Jesus Christ. That's a weird fucking place. It's so weird. But I have a big red mark on my face by my nose and eye that, as you pointed out before we started recording, you asked me if you wanted to, if you could help me with that, but I said the doctor said not to put anything on it. It's gonna scab over and fall off.
And it was precancerous, which was good, not like a little cancerous, which I had something near it a couple years ago. So good news is they could just freeze it off. Bad news is, We go to a very, very fancy, I think, right? Oh, yeah. Dermatologist in Beverly Hills. It's painful here in LA because all of the doctors are in Beverly Hills.
And we've been lucky enough to find a dentist that does not. And I know people are going to be like, no, there are doctors. But the doctors? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's also our dermatologist's address is on Rodeo Drive. Yeah. We are going into a situation where you kind of question, like, are they just doing nips and tucks and lasers? And they do do that stuff.
They do probably a lot of facial plastic surgery, right? Or is it not a plastic surgery place? It's not a surgeon. It's not. And in fact, when they did your nose, the Mohs surgery on your nose, I wish there had been a little plastic surgery. You don't like the little penis tip that they left on my nose? You don't find that attractive? But listen. You went in because I was worried about this.
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