This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor’s asking important questions, a trip down memory lane, a trick to warm up your hands, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link! https://www.magicmind.com/NLRJAN ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Podcast: https://linktr.ee/nobodyslisteningright Website + Merch: https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:25 Lymphatic Face Massage 02:20 Why is it so hard to form new habits 08:37 Chlamydia Woes 27:30 Circumcision 32:01 A Trip Down Memory Lane 48:35 Warm Hands Trick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What important PSAs should I know about?
Nobody's listening, right?
Hi, Andy.
Hello.
I'm so excited to speak with you for an hour as though no one's listening.
Me too.
Is anyone out there in the ether?
Oh, yeah. This is from C. Denison on Spotify. I nearly drove off the road while trying to take an exit because I couldn't stop laughing about the half the face lymphatic massage. Cry emoji. Can't wait to hear the follow up. We got to do this. We haven't started it yet. So you need to massage half of my face. Is that right? Yeah.
So I really want to. And like, as I'm sitting face to face with you, I want to do it. I want to do it. I'm imagining what this setup is, though. And it's like, are we on the floor? And like, I'm sitting, you know, crisscross applesauce with your head in my lap almost.
Everything sounds great so far.
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Chapter 2: Why is circumcision a topic of discussion?
I'm going to bring it up.
It's just a neural pathway issue.
You have ADHD. I think that makes it harder for you to adopt certain habits.
You think the thing that I'm referring to as a neural pathway issue is ADHD related?
I think it is. I mean, I chalk up a lot of stuff to ADHD.
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Chapter 3: What memories are shared in the trip down memory lane?
It's like that Owl City song. No. What's the blame it on the ADHD song? ADD song? I don't know, but... It was like a huge hit. Sail. It was called Sail. AWOL Nation or something.
Oh, Sail.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that was ADHD.
Blaming on the ADD. Oh. Yeah. Well... That was a bad impression of it, but yours I got.
So you, every single night...
So embarrassing.
You go to the bathroom. You say as you're going to the bathroom, I'm going to brush my teeth and I'm going to get my mouth guard, get my mouth guard.
I don't say it. You said it a few times. Maybe I have in the past, but I'm just going to brush my teeth and get my mouth guard. That's the mission at hand.
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Chapter 4: What is the warm hands trick?
Chapter 5: How can I form new habits effectively?
Hello.
I'm so excited to speak with you for an hour as though no one's listening.
Me too.
Is anyone out there in the ether?
Oh, yeah. This is from C. Denison on Spotify. I nearly drove off the road while trying to take an exit because I couldn't stop laughing about the half the face lymphatic massage. Cry emoji. Can't wait to hear the follow up. We got to do this. We haven't started it yet. So you need to massage half of my face. Is that right? Yeah.
So I really want to. And like, as I'm sitting face to face with you, I want to do it. I want to do it. I'm imagining what this setup is, though. And it's like, are we on the floor? And like, I'm sitting, you know, crisscross applesauce with your head in my lap almost.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of discussing sexual health?
Everything sounds great so far.
I'm also, you know, remember when there was a time I wanted you to brush my hair more?
Yes.
I'm a little worried about where this is going to take our relationship.
It sounds like it's going to be very tender and so sweet that you're massaging. It would be different if you were massaging both sides of my face. Yeah.
Now someone did say, why don't you just take before and after pictures and do his whole face?
It's not the same.
It's not the same. Now we need to pick which side.
Look at me. What side? Here, in case people are watching on the video, because I would get confused left and right. I want to do this side or this side.
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Chapter 7: How does the doctor's approach to safety questions matter?
If you find a boyfriend's photo album after that moment, you're like, what am I going to find in here?
I hope I had a bit of a pass in terms of my reaction. Because I was pretty horrified. I also was way more in love with you than I was with that guy. So I felt very possessive and territorial of you. And to find a photo album where there were naked pictures of you in it and there was all this emo poetry.
It wasn't sexual naked photos, though. It was you smoking, sitting. There were no sex photos, though. There was no sex photos. And we never took any sex photos, by the way.
Is it not sexual to have you smoking, sitting on a window ledge? With a phone, an old school phone receiver, you're holding it covering your dick.
You just like described a beautiful piece of art. Like if you were to run that tape back, okay? Do you want to describe it one more time and listen to yourself saying that? Okay, windowsill, cigarette, sun shining in. I know you didn't say that, but sun's coming in. Well, it was in the morning. I remember that.
Ew, gross.
You don't forget a photo shoot like that.
Do you remember it? No.
Okay. God, that really just hurt my heart. Okay. Listen, the photo album was on black paper and it was like, ooh. And then there was all this poetry written in like silver, you know, pen.
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