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Nobody's Listening, Right?

164 - The Most Inspirational Man There Ever Was

Wed, 16 Apr 2025

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Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:37 Deliciously Delectable 04:37 Birthday Recap 11:53 Getting Checked Out 15:09 Temptation Island 26:44 The Best Host Of All Time 31:37 Mark L. Walberg 40:31 Social Etiquette 52:46 Bird Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of Nobody’s Listening, Right?

13.845 - 20.789 Andy

Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy. Hi. I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour as though no one's listening.

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20.809 - 21.529 Elizabeth

Yeah.

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21.849 - 22.81 Andy

Is anyone listening?

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22.87 - 51.999 Elizabeth

Yeah, this is from Misty Morris. Love you guys. Great name. Have been listening since St. Monica told me to. There she is. But I've just recently started watching you. And I have to say, Andy, you look totally different from how I pictured. And since I've been listening longer than watching, you will continue to look like how I pictured. I know you're dying to know, so I'll share.

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52.44 - 66.051 Elizabeth

The Andy I know from Nobody's Listening Right is the guy at the grocery store buying cat treats from his cat in the deliciously delectable Delictables ad. So I sent you- Gotta look that up. I just texted it to you.

66.112 - 69.275 Andy

Okay. So you described it- You might want to go like this. You have a few straggler hairs.

69.295 - 77.903 Elizabeth

Well, I want to look extra good this episode because in case, please check us out on YouTube or you can also watch us right on Spotify in there too if you want to see what we look like.

77.943 - 79.245 Andy

Oh, interesting.

79.625 - 81.707 Elizabeth

So how would you describe this young gentleman?

Chapter 2: What was Andy's recent birthday experience like?

214.508 - 234.945 Andy

Also, I want to say, so this episode is coming out after this month's Patreon episode, which was super fun. Next month's Patreon episode, I'm going to share, we're going to share one of the funniest stories that we can't share just to the public. So please go check us out at patreon.com slash nobody's listening right.

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235.276 - 250.428 Elizabeth

It feels dangerous saying that. The reason you don't want to do it is because you think there's some safety that one of the parties involved in the story wouldn't hear it. But you think that maybe they could hear it on the regular episodes, potentially.

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250.588 - 250.948 Unclear

Correct.

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251.148 - 261.616 Elizabeth

But by you teasing it so big, if you had a weird feeling like you were maybe one of those parties, wouldn't you then subscribe to the Patreon if you're teasing it like this?

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261.636 - 263.878 Andy

The thing is, I see who subscribes.

265.245 - 267.366 Elizabeth

Know that, everybody.

269.408 - 280.054 Andy

You also get 10% discount on our amazing merch. Shout out the merch. Okay, let's get to life. I'm ready. You just had a birthday yesterday. How was it?

280.254 - 283.036 Elizabeth

Incredible. One of my best birthdays I've ever had.

283.196 - 283.997 Andy

Is that true?

Chapter 3: What happened when Elizabeth got checked out at dinner?

684.766 - 685.587 Andy

For the first time ever.

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686.367 - 687.047 Elizabeth

Yeah, yeah.

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687.728 - 698.292 Andy

Where our kids, although Otis's version of dressed up is not really dressed up, but I kind of was expecting a little bit more of an elevated... Steakhouse, yeah. Steakhouse.

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698.412 - 699.773 Elizabeth

Yeah, I knew that wasn't the sitch.

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701.014 - 705.836 Andy

You had said that. You go, I think you can wear whatever the fuck you want. I wear a nice dress.

706.216 - 710.963 Elizabeth

And not to mention, the dress... Was cleavage friendly, I would say.

710.983 - 714.144 Andy

Yeah, cleave forward. And... The gals were out.

714.244 - 719.506 Elizabeth

You were getting checked out, especially by one guy did a double take when we were walking in.

719.646 - 724.127 Andy

Now, describe the guy the way that our friend described the cat guy.

Chapter 4: What is the concept and appeal of Temptation Island?

1677.183 - 1683.587 Elizabeth

It was on something, and now it's moved to Netflix. Oh, it's on Netflix. So it was on from 2019 to 2013.

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1683.627 - 1690.751 Andy

By the way, the Learning Channel is giving us educational gems like Sister Wives. Really?

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1690.951 - 1692.291 Elizabeth

Like... Oh, TLC.

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1692.311 - 1698.413 Andy

That's the learning channel? Weird polygamy stuff. Weird, like, I weigh a thousand pounds. Stuff like that.

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1698.433 - 1715.139 Elizabeth

I guess it's all this stuff that you're kind of learning about. Okay. Okay, so... All right. So how about you're the... I'm Netflix. And you're kind of the mastermind and the... I'm a producer. You're a producer. And the concept of the show is fucking locked in. It's airtight.

1715.179 - 1715.519 Andy

We know it.

1715.619 - 1718.282 Elizabeth

Everyone's so excited. There's just one missing piece.

1718.363 - 1720.745 Andy

Yes. Okay. What's your name?

1721.605 - 1723.626 Elizabeth

I'm going to go by Andy. Keep me as Andy.

Chapter 5: How does Temptation Island challenge the idea of soulmates?

2278.046 - 2292.434 Elizabeth

Like, is he a creator of the show? Because I... Honestly, how does he get this job? And also kudos to whoever did hire him, if it wasn't himself hiring himself.

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2292.814 - 2301.756 Andy

He is so good at it. And he's in his mid-60s. How did Mark Wahlberg become... There's no H in his Wahlberg, I believe.

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2301.816 - 2302.796 Elizabeth

So that'll help you, I think.

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2305.056 - 2308.397 Andy

It says because he was a popular and experienced game show host.

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2309.773 - 2319.295 Elizabeth

Maybe he went on to have a game show. Okay, even if you were a game show host, isn't it pretty wild that then you're doing Temptation Island?

2320.935 - 2324.296 Andy

Yes, it is very, very wild.

2324.316 - 2326.036 Elizabeth

Can you see what game show he hosted?

2326.316 - 2333.957 Andy

It's like Roulette something, Moment of Truth. In 2001? This has been around that long?

2334.177 - 2334.357 Elizabeth

What?

Chapter 6: What is the role of Mark L. Walberg in Temptation Island?

3417.014 - 3417.734 Elizabeth

It seemed okay.

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3417.814 - 3427.839 Andy

I'm trying to get into the psychology of this bird. Like, why is the bird so attached to Sherry only? Is it like Sherry took care of the bird in a way the bird was never taken care of?

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3427.96 - 3446.649 Elizabeth

Well, I will say this. When I first saw the bird in high school, that bird was in, you know, a nice size cage, but not in the situation this bird is in. Now, this bird basically can go, I mean, the bird's cage, if you would call it that, is like half of their living room. It's huge. This bird's living the life.

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3447.853 - 3451.315 Elizabeth

So I don't know. But I think they just get attached, you know? It's like all pets.

3451.615 - 3452.375 Andy

Yes, of course.

3452.435 - 3457.118 Elizabeth

I saw a headline the other day that you can be just as happy with this pet as you can with a partner.

3457.458 - 3479.229 Andy

Yeah. I mean, I think for a lot of people that's very true. You know why? Because it's like unconditional love and loyalty. You don't have to deal with any of the fucking bullshit. I truly think that if anyone is lonely, step one, get a pet. If you were in a position to take care of it.

3479.69 - 3485.133 Elizabeth

Getting to the bird thing. And I know we've probably talked about this a little bit, but there was a second bird in the house.

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