Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father’s pride pulls at our heartstrings… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:26 We Saw The Future 05:05 Surprise Saturday 19:17 Getting Through The Day 22:02 Ambivert 23:51 Five Guys Woes 34:41 An Unshod Apology 39:26 Leading Cause Of 40 Year Old Deaths 40:07 Proud Fathers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What did we see in the future?
Nobody's listening, right?
Hi, Andy.
I'm so excited. Your hair looks amazing today. Oh, great. It's a little wild, but fitting for this kind of day, I guess.
All right, let's go.
Chapter 2: What is the surprise from the birthday party?
Very excited to talk to you for an hour as though no one's listening. Is anyone listening?
Yeah, this comes from Kel Slays. Great handle, by the way. Joyful listener. What a delightful, insightful, all-around good time. Sad I'm out of episodes to binge, but love the excitement of seeing a new ep in my feed. Thanks to St. Monica.
Oh my God, I got it this time.
I'm so proud of myself. For introducing me and thanks to Elizabeth and Andy for the laughs, tears, and ahas. I'm so often on the exact same page as Elizabeth.
Yes, I was hoping.
It brings me so much joy and comfort to know someone thinks so much like me.
Oh, Kels, we're two peas in a pod.
Love it.
I love it, too. Thank you for that.
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Chapter 3: How do we navigate our busy days?
Of doing our, like, I'm going to play this clip. It's from Totally Married, episode 312. Now, all of our back episodes are on Patreon. Patreon.com slash nobody's listening, right?
Look at us.
And so some amazing patrons who had been, like, back listening said, oh, my God. And it's eerie. Can I play this clip for you?
Chapter 4: What does being an ambivert mean?
Yes.
Chapter 5: What are our thoughts on Five Guys?
Do you think it'll sound okay?
Just put it up to the mic.
Okay. I mean, what if we did one podcast literally every morning and made enough money to hire someone to like upload and do all the back end stuff. So we just sat down for an hour every morning.
Well, no, it's not that it would have.
Listen, that's a beautiful fantasy. But what if there was a world listeners? Is there a world that you would want us every day? And no, we would do it. We'd have to record it. We'd have to produce it. We'd have to upload it. It would take up most of our day, to be honest. And the other things, the hour a day is a fantasy. But maybe that would be fun.
Maybe that would be fun.
Why would that be a fantasy?
if we had somebody on staff.
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What is the leading cause of deaths for 40-year-olds?
What if we're just your morning commute? What if we're just the morning zoo? And look at us now. We definitely don't have anyone on staff helping us. And we are doing it daily.
Chapter 7: What makes fathers proud?
Yeah.
But it's been a week and so far it's been such a blast.
So much fun. But isn't that crazy that, because in our minds, you came up with this idea two months ago.
Yeah.
And we fast tracked it, baby. And just got it up off the ground and we're like, we're going for it.
It had been percolating.
If it's been in there for eight years, isn't it crazy when you, I mean, when they said that, I was like, no, there's no way.
Yeah.
And it is exactly what we're talking about, bringing news stories to each other every day.
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