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165 - Body Issues And Butt Pats

Wed, 23 Apr 2025

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Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Brooklyn Bedding  Get 30% off your order!  Go to http://brooklynbedding.com  and use promo code: NLR ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:10 Intro 03:14 It Was A Cult! 05:12 Pilates Butt Pat 09:28 Let's Talk About My Body 20:15 Wrong Instructions? 22:06 Goodbye Easel 30:14 Crash Into Me 33:35 One Car Family 40:07 Spring Break 47:35 Classic College Spring Break 54:49 Olive Loaf 57:23 High School Visiter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What was the cult-y Tai Chi update Elizabeth shared?

102.106 - 103.127 Andy

Oh, interesting.

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103.147 - 106.311 Elizabeth

So maybe it's also part of keeping the magic alive for everyone. Yeah.

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106.431 - 126.74 Andy

Maybe. I thought that was so fascinating. I also want to address a comment that I couldn't find, but that I saw from a few weeks ago that asked what my ranking in Rocket League was. Oh, yeah. And the comment, tell me if I'm remembering correctly, this sounds like a listener whose boyfriend plays. Yes. And are they in Iceland? And is he also a music producer?

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127.06 - 128.601 Elizabeth

Maybe. Yeah, that sounds familiar.

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128.821 - 134.905 Andy

Slide into my DMs or something. I got to know who this guy is. An Icelandic producer that also plays Rocket League.

134.945 - 135.525 Elizabeth

Wow.

135.645 - 137.166 Andy

He sounds like my kind of guy.

137.206 - 137.787 Elizabeth

Totally.

138.027 - 141.569 Andy

Anyways, this might ruin all of that. I'm not ranked at all in Rocket League.

Chapter 2: What is the story behind Elizabeth's Pilates butt pat?

170.552 - 171.273 Andy

Norwegian?

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172.213 - 172.434 Elizabeth

Yeah.

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172.694 - 176.097 Andy

Okay. If we went toe-to-toe with some Norwegians, I'd get ranked.

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176.621 - 176.861 Elizabeth

Yes.

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177.362 - 185.027 Andy

Shout out to all our Norwegian listeners and also shout out to our Finland listeners. I saw that we were number two on the charts there recently.

185.307 - 185.447 Elizabeth

Oh.

185.867 - 191.451 Andy

So to whoever you are bringing us up those charts, really appreciate it.

192.132 - 199.457 Elizabeth

Okay. I have an update. Do you remember how I was talking about how I went to Tai Chi and it felt kind of yucky?

199.697 - 199.877 Andy

Yeah.

Chapter 3: How do Andy and Elizabeth talk about body image and insecurities?

285.057 - 290.602 Elizabeth

But you mostly just see people standing up and kind of moving really slowly and stuff. And I thought that was weird.

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291.368 - 300.457 Andy

Yeah. You now sort of need to take a legit class to really get a feeling of like how off this place was. I know.

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300.497 - 301.598 Elizabeth

I probably do need to do that.

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301.618 - 303.26 Andy

I really sort of want you to do that.

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303.3 - 323.11 Elizabeth

I'll do that. I'll do that. I think I found some that are like at a park. Which is more my speed anyway. But this is really interesting because today at Pilates, I got a butt pat from my favorite teacher. And I was so happy. This is not your first butt pat. Is this your second butt pat? No, no, this is my second. The first one, I didn't know how to feel about it.

323.71 - 331.773 Elizabeth

But now all I know is it's a badge of honor. And I love this teacher. And to get the butt pat feels great.

332.414 - 335.335 Andy

I don't know. I think it crosses a boundary.

336.79 - 339.192 Elizabeth

It does with some people.

339.252 - 339.693 Andy

Set it up.

Chapter 4: What are Andy and Elizabeth's plans for fitness and strength training?

465.756 - 474.879 Elizabeth

It's just interesting how vibes are everything. And that's my new life motto. Okay, question. Vibes are everything because at the Tai Chi place, now granted it was my kid. Yeah.

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475.539 - 476.66 Pat

This is so different.

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476.68 - 483.767 Elizabeth

No, but it is interesting. Like, this woman laid her hands on me in a way that maybe some would deem inappropriate.

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485.328 - 487.871 Andy

Not the fixing part. No, no, no. The form, I don't think.

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487.931 - 493.976 Elizabeth

No, no, no. And she knows, like, I've been going to her class for years. You know, we have a rapport.

493.996 - 497.379 Andy

Yeah. She's been staring at that ass for years.

497.399 - 522.145 Elizabeth

Please. I think of all the asses there, mine is the least... Worthy of staring, but she like, you know, she knows me. She got she gets a sense of my personality. But in the Tai Chi place, let's take the the kid part out of it. She also had her hands on me long before she laid hands. I had bad vibes.

522.706 - 523.086 Andy

Yeah.

523.506 - 541.997 Elizabeth

And so I was already like, my defenses were up and I was like, I'm uncomfortable. And like going through the mental gymnastics of like, at what point do I say something? Like, you know, how do I get out of doing all of that stuff? Whereas this case, it was just like, yes, I shook today in class.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the oil painting easel and home projects?

Chapter 6: What is their experience and opinion on hot tubbing with family?

348.061 - 349.422 Andy

Give me the pose, the whole thing.

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349.662 - 351.784 Elizabeth

Okay. I was on all fours.

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353.63 - 373.997 Elizabeth

And I had, so it's on this machine. My foot is in a strap that's connected to the other side of the machine. And you're doing like the leg up. So it's a butt burner. It's a butt burner. And she was kind of straightening my hips because what you want to do is lean to the side that you're working, which feels unnatural.

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374.237 - 374.537 Pat

Okay.

374.937 - 378.498 Elizabeth

And you want to straighten your hips out. And she was helping guide them.

378.518 - 378.818 Andy

Okay.

379.218 - 379.618 Elizabeth

And then.

379.878 - 381.179 Andy

How long does she have her hands there?

Chapter 7: How do Andy and Elizabeth discuss weight changes and medication effects?

704.633 - 709.716 Elizabeth

It's the staphylococcus bacteria that gets into your bloodstream and creates a horrific infection.

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709.936 - 712.838 Andy

And what is strep throat? Is that strepilococcus?

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716.1 - 718.001 Elizabeth

Dukakis? What was his first name?

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718.041 - 719.021 Andy

Yeah, Mike.

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719.582 - 720.402 Elizabeth

Mike Dukakis.

720.462 - 728.547 Andy

It was Michael. Michael. I like to call him Mike. Okay, my body. So we're in this hot tub. And it was pretty hot.

728.927 - 730.108 Elizabeth

It was hot.

730.188 - 732.25 Andy

Yeah, they like it really hot.

732.51 - 736.873 Elizabeth

It's also like how, you know, they like things hot.

Chapter 8: What do Andy and Elizabeth say about their sponsors Brooklyn Bedding and OneSkin?

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778.621 - 780.582 Elizabeth

That's because you see me every day, probably.

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780.602 - 785.625 Andy

And weigh you every day, but that seems odd that I wouldn't notice that, but sure.

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785.866 - 796.212 Elizabeth

Nothing crazy, but I'm 5'4", so a few pounds feels different. My clothes feel different. And this is the first time I put on a swimsuit in a while.

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796.232 - 796.633 Andy

Okay.

797.233 - 799.915 Elizabeth

And I was feeling really insecure.

801.656 - 810.019 Andy

Quell, is that the right? Quash? Smosh? I can help in that department because I thought you looked really sexy in your swimsuit.

810.179 - 810.639 Elizabeth

You did?

810.659 - 811.539 Andy

Yeah, very much so.

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