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Nobody's Listening, Right?

161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

Wed, 26 Mar 2025

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This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launched, Pineapples are symbolic in the lifestyle, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off your order! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code: NLR Factor Meals Get 50% off your first box plus free shipping! Go to http://factormeals.com/nlr50off ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:22 A New Man / Turned On 12:36 Buffalo Mozzarella 17:42 Cottage Cheese Delights 18:24 Pineapples And Swingers 29:44 Food Youtube 35:11 Alcoholism 48:29 Vege Vage Voyage 52:26 Fill My Hole Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What organizational anomaly blew Elizabeth away?

13.86 - 16.262 Elizabeth

Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy.

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17.062 - 19.724 Elizabeth

I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour so no one's listening.

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19.904 - 24.688 Andy

It kind of seems like we haven't chatted for a minute. I don't... You weren't around today.

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24.708 - 26.649 Elizabeth

We do podcasts every day.

27.069 - 29.291 Andy

I know, but I haven't seen you all day. I missed you. Oh.

30.526 - 31.766 Elizabeth

That's so sweet.

31.826 - 38.168 Andy

I actually don't know if I missed you, but I won't retract it, but it does just feel like you've been gone for a long time for some reason.

38.468 - 41.929 Elizabeth

Well, I feel you're playing Rocket League tonight. I'm not.

Chapter 2: What are the origins of buffalo mozzarella?

47.151 - 59.874 Elizabeth

Okay. This day got better. Can I tell you something else that happened recently that I'm turned on by, I'm confused by, I'm like thrown by?

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60.438 - 66.843 Andy

Do you want to see if anyone's listening first? Oh, sure. This seems like a great tease that you did, though.

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67.343 - 68.244 Elizabeth

Is anyone listening?

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68.444 - 70.826 Andy

Yes, I have two today. I'll do them real fast.

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70.906 - 71.346 Elizabeth

Okay.

Chapter 3: What are cottage cheese delights?

71.366 - 74.008 Andy

First one's from Samantha on Spotify.

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Chapter 4: How are pineapples related to the swinging lifestyle?

74.169 - 74.429 Elizabeth

Yeah.

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74.929 - 79.132 Andy

Coming from someone who's had two toes cut off in an accident on a boat.

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79.553 - 82.435 Elizabeth

Ooh, not what you want to hear.

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82.835 - 87.719 Andy

I would still choose to lose my toe over my nipples. Okay.

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87.83 - 96.098 Elizabeth

There we go. Good to know. From someone who's lived it and walked a mile in eight toes.

96.759 - 101.603 Andy

Now, if there's someone out there that's lost a nipple and would choose nipple again, we'd love to hear from you.

101.984 - 104.766 Elizabeth

I don't know if our audience. Is that what our second review is?

105.007 - 105.667 Andy

I wish, I wish.

105.707 - 109.951 Elizabeth

God, a boat accident is to lose, because you know that involved a blade.

Chapter 5: What groundbreaking Food YouTube channel was launched?

116.9 - 117.92 Andy

A rope is.

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118.52 - 120.501 Elizabeth

I don't want to be insensitive. All of it's bad.

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120.541 - 123.842 Andy

We're not being insensitive. We're saying all of it's bad. Okay. Right?

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124.222 - 124.882 Elizabeth

I think so.

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125.603 - 126.683 Andy

It's all bad. It is all bad.

126.723 - 127.223 Elizabeth

And you know what?

Chapter 6: How does alcoholism impact personal experiences?

127.703 - 129.704 Andy

Chances are it wasn't a rope or a propeller.

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131.085 - 132.625 Elizabeth

What does that, what the fuck does that mean?

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132.645 - 138.047 Andy

It could have been smashed between like two hard surfaces, two boats or a boat and a dock.

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138.493 - 142.075 Elizabeth

Then I think she would say that's in an accident with boats.

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142.215 - 147.437 Andy

Whatever happened, it was not good. But she is a trooper and she would choose that again.

147.457 - 150.559 Elizabeth

Wow. Really good to know. Thank you, Samantha.

150.599 - 158.643 Andy

The second one was from on Apple from Ash Babs. And it says, after getting turned on to NLR by St. Monica. What?

160.598 - 166.961 Elizabeth

Hang on. I'm like tripping over things to get to it. Love Monica. I was just texting with her.

167.062 - 183.51 Andy

I look forward to my Wednesday morning commute with you both. I find you hugely relatable and always end up laughing out loud. After your fat boy junior recommendation, I had to purchase a box while grocery shopping this weekend. You were right. They are so satisfying and just the right size for a post meal suite.

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the vege vage voyage?

209.102 - 211.283 Andy

Only when you're an asshole about this.

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211.323 - 220.406 Elizabeth

That would drive me nuts that you were like starting this whole documentary. You took the time to drive out to different grocery stores. Yeah. Cameras mounted to cars and shit.

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220.426 - 228.129 Andy

Sometimes a passion project takes time. You know what I mean? I don't close. I never close a door on a passion project.

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228.169 - 233.154 Elizabeth

That might be the problem. Life's going to close a bunch of doors for you, isn't it?

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Chapter 8: What did Elizabeth discover about organization?

233.234 - 240.438 Andy

You're so annoying. But anyways, in our family, I've experienced opening a Fatboy Jr. no top. Our son has. And now Ash Babs.

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240.638 - 246.422 Elizabeth

That was from the same box. There were two topless showing their tits out there. In the same box? Yes.

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246.882 - 249.103 Andy

That's even more egregious.

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249.123 - 251.745 Elizabeth

Yes. And if you're not at a nude beach, it's illegal.

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253.046 - 255.067 Andy

Okay. So what turned you on or something?

255.607 - 257.528 Elizabeth

Well, now I don't want to talk about it.

257.588 - 258.569 Andy

I want you to talk about it.

258.629 - 268.83 Elizabeth

I'm so... Well, okay. Okay. I feel like you turned into a different person. Unless it was someone else, but I don't think so.

268.85 - 269.591 Unknown Male 1

I hope not.

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