Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment in the dispensary, and the waste documentary “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!” - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:23 Bento Box Loading 07:03 Elizabeth Is Efficient 11:36 New York Times Ballerina Farms Article 15:10 Martha Stewart Documentary On Netflix 26:14 Albert Einsteins Rules For His Wife 30:41 Fargo Season 5 33:32 Aer Lingus 35:22 Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars 46:13 Tetris Props 53:12 Phases Of Life 54:49 Buy Now The Shopping Conspiracy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the dishwasher bento box breakthrough?
Oh, super sexy.
Well.
Super duper sexy.
Okay. I am excited to speak to you as though no one's listening.
Let's do it like nobody's watching. But we do hope you're watching on YouTube. Yes. And some nice comments over there lately.
YouTube.com slash nobody's listening right.
It's a little different than that, but find us on YouTube. I think it's like slash at nobody's listening right.
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Chapter 2: What was Elizabeth's memorable driving compliment?
No.
Yeah, it's like TikTok. You know TikTok's like that too.
Oh, okay. It's not something you added.
No, the at sign. Appersand. Ampersand.
Chapter 3: What does the New York Times say about Ballerina Farms?
Okay.
Ampersand.
Is anyone listening?
You made the mistake of saying, let's keep it sexy.
But that's what you think is sexy? Yeah. Ampersand. Ampersand. It does.
You need to work on your grammar, girl. Oh, whoa. I saw your eyes light up there. God damn it. Man, you're predictable.
It's so funny that, like, growing up, there was, for me, and we'll get to this if anyone's listening in a minute. But there was always this banter between my parents and a joke about my mom's, like, first boyfriend.
Okay.
Guttert.
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Chapter 4: What were Einstein's rules for his wife?
Great. Goat Turd.
But now there's lore now that our kids know about because you've done this thing so many times, which is before I met you and I was living in L.A., after going on spring break in Cabos and Lucas, I met this guy there and was partying with him. And, like, we stayed in touch after that. He flew out to L.A.
And I knew before I was like, I think I had newly started dating someone even when he was flying out. And I was like, hey, just so you know, like you shouldn't come out because I'm dating someone. He's like, no, it's fine. I still want to come out. But he was from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. And, you know, Cabo, you're drunk. You don't get to know people really.
But and I remember I picked him up at the airport and I was driving him back to my place because I still he stayed in a guest bedroom. But he goes, Lizzie, you're the best female driver I've ever seen.
beautiful and you i like to say it to you you say it to me and now then the kids are like what's that well i like to say it with insert anything but like it can be driving or anything like lizzie you're the best darn baker i ever did know but our kids now know about this it's so funny it's interesting that not the cabo part and like you know just i said i dated someone who what did you do with him nothing
You didn't even hook up in Cabo?
Oh, yeah. We hooked up in Cabo.
Oh, okay. I was going to say. Like he's buying a plane ticket for, I don't know.
He wanted some of that sweet, sweet.
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Chapter 5: How do E and A feel about remarriage?
Yeah, those Wisconsin towns have fun names.
Waukesha. Waukesha.
Waukesha.
I'm sorry if I'm getting that wrong.
Well, I would bet $1,000 that we're both getting it wrong. Lizzie, you're the best dishwasher and loader I've ever seen. Female. Well, they all are female, really, where I'm from. Anyway, so, yes. I think you gave me a lot of props. It might be a disappointing reveal that all I'm doing simply is instead of having them flat upside down.
Top racking.
Top rack where water accumulates on the little lip that's like underneath it so that then when you're done with the dishes, if you flip them over, there's water, water everywhere. It accumulates all the dirty dishwasher water. Yeah. I simply turned it into a little skateboard ramp and I tilted up against the front of the dishwasher top rack basket.
There you go.
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Chapter 6: What embarrassing moment did they encounter at the dispensary?
Chapter 7: What insights does the documentary 'Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!' provide?
And it creates a little ramp for the water to fall down. And it gives more space in the top rack. And it's a beautiful thing.
I think the reason it stunned me so much was, one, it's just clever. But, two, when you first look at it, you would almost think that the dishwasher would have a hard time closing because it almost is like they're popping out too tall this way.
You just have to know exactly the height. But guess what? If I were to pass away, which I will someday.
Sure, we all will.
And someone's asking you to list my qualities.
Not dishwasher loading.
Well, that's not fair since we're talking about how great I am at it.
If I saw a bento box, I'd probably a tear would form every time I see a bento box and a dishwasher together. But you as a dishwasher loader in general, I have a lot of problems.
Well, it's a two-way street here. But do you think something I pride myself in, and I don't know that you either know this about me or appreciate it, is how efficient I am.
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