Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:43 Flamingo Facts 11:55 Lack Of Mirrors In Public Restrooms 14:41 Pink Fairy Armadillo 15:20 How Long Animals Sleep 18:39 Tai Chi Fail 44:49 Angry Crossfitters 50:04 UPS Rage 56:59 Trader Joes Sparkling Limeade 58:19 Tates Soft Bakes Cookies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Do flamingos really mate on one leg?
Gotcha.
And you know what I'm talking about. You always say wrap it up.
Yeah. No, I understand what you're talking about. I don't know if I understand exactly what the point that you're trying to make.
Well, just that Cody is going from wife to wife to wife.
But they're all his wife.
I know. But to know that that, and I'm sure, I'm guessing it's probably uncut. Not that, you know, you got to take extra care. He's going from wife to wife. Wife to wife is really a lot to deal with.
Well, this is the thing. I still now I think I have a clear idea of where you're getting at. My confusion was, are you saying you're worried about a risk of STDs? Because these are all your wives. No, it's just like shmegma. Okay, for one, I don't even think you actually even really understand what shmegma is now. I don't. But maybe you do. I don't. Let's, come on. Let's keep going here.
Okay. What subject would you like to discuss today, Andrew? Does it have something to do with medieval art or some scientific discoveries about the genesis of flowers? Or I'm trying to think of really highfalutin.
I do have one thing that I wanted to tell you that I hadn't told you yet. Because as we mentioned last week, I went to the zoo to cover the Betty White stamp thing.
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Chapter 2: Why do some public restrooms lack mirrors?
Okay, so any guesses as to why the fucking went up when they're in this bathroom as opposed to when they're normal?
Because it's a smaller space.
That's what I thought.
But that's also like humans, you know, when you're like holed up and also you feel like the world's about to end. I mean, it might be just a primal thing.
Well, that is not the hypothesis, my friend.
Okay.
It was the mirrors. They thought there were way more flamingos in there.
It wasn't because they were freaky.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
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Chapter 3: What is the pink fairy armadillo and why is it rare?
Oh, that's more of a forest service type restroom. And to that, usually there is a mirror, but not maybe not as many mirrors.
There are no mirrors.
None.
And then actually there was a place I went to at the beach, no mirrors. And I wonder if it has something to do with not wanting people to break them and use the mirror glass to cut something.
Well, you think in Lake or Beach, you think there's going to be people with exposed toes and whatnot.
Right.
Maybe we don't want those breaking.
Right. Wow. Flamingos. Who knew?
Who would have thunk it or known it?
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Chapter 4: How long do different animals sleep each day?
Yes. Wait. Yes. Are you messing with me?
No.
I have something perfect.
You do? Yeah.
This is almost going to feel like we produced this. I swear we didn't.
Well, I'm asking because our son's doing a project on animals. And here he did, he had to make, what was that called? A diorama. And he did that. He did the report. He's very smart. Yeah. But for some reason, the students who finished early were told to go learn about another animal.
Okay.
And so he was telling me about, and I've never even seen these. It's pink fairy armadillos. And oh, they're so cute. They kind of look like worms.
Okay.
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Chapter 5: What happened during the Tai Chi class that felt like a cult experience?
You were wrong there. A domesticated cat sleeps for 15 hours. A lion sleeps for 19 hours.
Whoa.
You're the king of the fucking jungle and you ain't doing shit.
Yeah, that's true. Good for you.
But that makes sense that they could. They're like one of the only things in the jungle that could sleep that long because they don't have predators.
I mean, they do have predators, don't they?
I don't know. I thought they were the king of the jungle.
I think you're right.
Oh, and okay, one last one. This is very interesting. Okay, an elephant or a shark?
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Chapter 6: How do people react to Crossfit culture and community?
That's where those should be.
It's definitely, unlike the kind of hipster Pilates and yoga studios that I'm used to in L.A., it's much more, almost feels more like community-centered.
That totally tracks with what I would imagine a Tai Chi place would be.
Yeah. Okay, great.
Yeah.
But I get there, and our teacher, I'm going to call her Joy, welcomes us.
Mm-hmm.
And it's so interesting because our kid, like, can sense things.
Mm-hmm.
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Chapter 7: What are some experiences with customer service at UPS stores?
Yeah.
But she first like has us pull up chairs to the desk that is like also the office.
Yeah.
And starts to ask us questions that seem not relevant at all. And to the degree that I'm like.
What's your address? What's your social security number? Stuff like that.
Yeah. I mean, address, not social security number.
She asked for the address.
Yeah.
What? Do you hear yourself?
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on Trader Joe’s Sparkling Limeade and Tate’s Soft Bakes Cookies?
I think it's bigger too. Mm-hmm. But anyway, that's what she's having us focus on and we're doing. I'm like, can we just, are we learning anything? Basically, I felt very duped. Like I paid $80 for us to take this Tai Chi kind of class. But I'm like, is this what a class is? There's no information being shared. There's no, I don't know. It was really odd.
I did enjoy kind of the flow of it, but I was checking in on Otis and I was like, is he okay?
Mm-hmm.
To his credit, he, like, went with it and did a really good job. And she was very effusively, like, good job, you know, giving him compliments about, like, following it.
Yeah.
But then there was, like, a lot of hands-on stuff.
Mm-hmm.
And I, we were on mats at this point in time.
Mats on top of squishy?
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