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Too Many Humans

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Eshaan Akbar debate the power of political debate with our two wokest talking heads, only one of whom can possibly come ba...

No BODY Once Told Him The World Was Gonna Roll Him

24 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to Sir Keir Starmer, who ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, about the fallout from the scandal people are calling Pet...

Feed The Podcasters, Ten Grand A Pop

17 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to commentator Tessa Pond, whose sources of information have mysteriously dried up since Victor Orban lost; Eshaan Akba...

Into The ManoCube

10 Apr 2026

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Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline about how the Democrats are Hashtag Resisting Donald Trump; Eshaan Akbar has a Ho...

Don't Be Pussies, Says General Dick

03 Apr 2026

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Harriet Langley-Swindon speaks to US General Dick Terriffic about why the UK needs to help America win a war it's already won and which also isn't a w...

Get Jon Richardson Off The Roof

27 Mar 2026

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Harriet Langley-Swindon speak to Timothy Nicholas, the official translator for Nick Timothy MP, about Muslim acts of domination; we also hear from Reg...

We Don't Give A Dam About Churchill

20 Mar 2026

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to A Beaver, about replacing Winston Churchill on British banknotes; we also hear from Fashion Criti...

Blessed Be The Gigachads

06 Mar 2026

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to American General Dick Terrific, live from his bunker somewhere in the Middle East; we also hear f...

Don't Finger The Grubby Boy

27 Feb 2026

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Reform UK's Suella Braverman, about Reform's exciting new slate of policies; we also hear from Ox...

Time For Questions?: January 2026

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There's no regular show this week, so instead here's last month's Time For Questions?, the monthly bonus podcast that usually sits exclusively on patr...

This Debate Is Bangor Out Of Order

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to former Number 10 Chief of Staff Morgan McSweeney about why he quit Downing Street; we also hear f...

Unlike Certain Other Podcasts, We Are Not In The Epstein Files

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Dead Paeodophile Correspondent Eshaan Akbar for a look at who isn't in the Epstein files; we also...

Like A Bull In A China Embassy

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chinese government spokeswoman Blank Peng about how Sir Keir Starmer's trip is going; Skeletor ex...

Baby Bear Diplomacy

23 Jan 2026

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Britain's most patriotic columnist, The Daily Telegraph's Tim Quisling about what's just right fo...

Grokblocked

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to AI Producer Martin, who now works for Grok, about what's going on at X: The Everything App; we sp...

A Bad Man, Not A Badman

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Latin American Correspondent Jeremy Byrne about the reaction on the streets of Caracas to Donald ...

Cheesin' Up Christmas

19 Dec 2025

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In this end of year special, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin "unwrap" (play) some "presents" (voicenotes) from regular contributors Sir Ke...

Total Victory!

12 Dec 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Scottish Correspondent Nicola Cromerty about Sandie Peggie's complete and total victory over NHS ...

Time For Questions - October 2025

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaa...

Communismsplaining Rachel Reeves

28 Nov 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chancellor Rachel Reeves about the similarities between this week's budget and the Communist Mani...

Shabana Mahmood's Crystal Maze

21 Nov 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood about her controversial new policies for asylum seekers; Larry Sum...

Bluey In The Ducking Stool

14 Nov 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to BBC Wokefinder General Robbie Gibb, who explains how he's de-woking the corporation; meanwhile, f...

Bonfire Of Inanity

05 Nov 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an Bonfire Night Special edition of NonCensored - the annual celebration of the foiling of the Gun...

All The Rage: The Anger Special

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an "anger special", as they speak to NonCensored's very own social media editor Benjamin Closetabs...

The Big One Five Oh

24 Oct 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon takes a look back at some of the highlights of the first 150 episodes of NonCensored, as selected by our Patreons. Yes, we sai...

Donald Trump: Peace Artist

17 Oct 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin celebrate Donald Trump's inevitable Nobel Peace Prize win by checking in with NonCensored's network of for...

Make Britian Grate Again

10 Oct 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Kemi Badenoch, who explains what she means by "integration"; we hear from Ethan Jablowski, f...

If You Want To Be British, Speak Better Than A Brummie

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, who explains the new requirements for migrants seeking leave...

The Possibility Of A Paddle

26 Sep 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Ed Davey, who explains why the Lib Dems have moved beyond silly, fun stunts, into impass...

An Absolute State Visit

19 Sep 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Phyllida Pomp, the events planner who arranged President Trump's historic second state visit...

The Future Of Politics: 10am Sambuca Shots

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Steven Belm, the civil servant who provided David Lammy with official advice about genoc...

We Know What You Flagged Last Flagger

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's going to "deliver, deliver, deliver" on his love of ...

Hot Epstein Summer

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to the summer, as the the podcast prepares to take...

The Truth Isn't The Truth, The Truth Is A Lie Truth

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, who gives his first interview since being fired by ...

Notey McNoteface

04 Jul 2025

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Labour MP for Constituencyshire Central, Ben Bland, who talks about why he almost rebelled o...

Daddy Issues

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; fo...

War Business, Baby!

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq -...

137. Reads Like A Four

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, who reviews her own spending review; Eshaan Akbar rates...

136. Good Vibes Only

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's buying new submarines and why they will...

Time For Questions - May 2025

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaa...

135. Do The EU Have Dominion Over The Octopods?

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the...

134. The Bad Boy Of British Politics Is Back

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going...

133. Labour Won't Be Blown Off

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin speak to the Labour MP for Bristol Very Very West, Daffydd Cwmbach, about how the government...

131. #ICANT-EH?

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored, ...

130. X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast (formerly known as NonCensored_

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his po...

Time For Questions - March 2025

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons last month, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akb...

129. Some Of Our Best Friends Are Politicians

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin welcome General Dick Terrific, of the 3rd Us Airborne Tariff Divison, back to the show for an upd...

128. Rachel Reeves Sings!

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US De...

127. Mr Blobby's Tesla

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, about mental health and why it's being over-diagnose...

126. Tough Choices

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about the tough choices the government are making on benef...

125. Keir Went To A Marvellous Party

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Sir Keir Starmer, about his week of European/American diplomacy, and why cutting foreign aid t...

124. There's No Rule That Says A Dog Can't Have A Passport

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Will Lewis, the publisher of the Washington Post, about WaPo's new editorial direction; we spe...

123. Liberal Tears Can't Melt Steel Beams

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin introduce their new feature, Column Of The Week, where they speak to an eminent British newspaper colu...

122. Growers, Not Showers (We're So Sorry)

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to suspended Labour MPs Grandrew Wynne Evans and Hugh Massingham-Twunt, who would like to a...

121. Privacy Is Cringe

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Ethan Chablowski, one of Elon Musk’s small team of bright young men who are mak...

120. The Boy Is Mad About Building

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to The Daily Mail's Horatio Bamm about Labour's plans to build, build, build. They also cat...

119. Time For Questions - December 2024

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time For Questions is the NonCensored spin-off show where Harriet Langley Swindon, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar answer YOUR questions. Since the s...

119. Making America Great Again, Again

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's show, Harriet is joined by An Ai Producer Martin as her co-host, but we don't think you'll be able to tell the difference! Together, t...

118. The Editorial Meeting

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Editorial Meeting is a bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons of NonCensored (patreon.com/NonCensored), who get to hear Rosie (Harriet), Brendan (Pro...

118. Go Big Or Go Home

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's so excited by Short Circuit-style AI, an...

117. Now Even The Night Has Been Silenced!

21 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the NonCensored Christmas special! This week, Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar exchange gifts - but each one has to sum up a news story ...

116. Social Media S***storm

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Tressie Law, co-host of the Truthful Crime podcast, who explains why true crime podcasters can't get enoug...

115. NonCensored Wrapped

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by The New Statesman's Tim Dalton, who explains why Keir Starmer still has a phone contract with One2One and br...

114. We Petition You To Listen

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the man who started the petition calling for a General Election, who explains why he set it up, and which ex...

113. Burn It All Down

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by a random woman they met on the farmer's protest, who explains why she was marching, and what she'll do if sh...

112. Delete Your Account

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's been cosying up to Trump - and regular listeners ...

111. The Rest Is Bollocktics

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the band new leader of the opposition (and next Prime Minister!) Kemi Badenoch, who explains why Starmer sho...

110. YES - IT'S (CLASS) WAR

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week it's a budget special, as we give you all the analysis you need. Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by "Red Rachel", ...

109. Jonathan Ashworth's Impeccable Vibes

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a Democratic activist, Allison Shelby, who explains how noted election-winner, ...

108. The Only Good Benefits Are Brexit Benefits

18 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by a real doctor, Dr. Junpier Mangals, who is a real doctor so can explain why Wes Streeting...

107. Vote Cleverly

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Grant Shapps, who explains what went wrong - or not! - with the campaign he lead to make ...

106. Gravy Is A Working Class Value

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by one of the front-runners for the Conservative leadership, Robert Jenrick, who explains ho...

105. Are Women Funny?

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, who is frankly depressed at how hard the job is tur...

104. Ed Davey Is A Firework

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the leader of the Liberal Democrats, Sir Ed Davey, who explains the lengths he'll go to t...

103. Kamala's Tuk-Tuk

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the once and future president, Donald Trump, who explains how well he did in the President...

102. Back Like Sexy Butterflies

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

NonCensored is back with a bang - Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by new Chancellor Rachel Reeves - that's not our fault - a...

The NonCensored Daily: We Did It!

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the fifth and final of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined...

The NonCensored Daily: Prom Queen Rishi

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the fourth of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime...

The NonCensored Daily: STB, Not STD

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the third of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by the wo...

The NonCensored Daily: The Original Mr Blobby

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the second of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet and Producer Martin are speaking with Dave Eddy, Liberal Democrat Home Affair...

The NonCensored Daily: "The Big One" Is Coming

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this first edition of our daily election week shows, Harriet is joined by guest co-host Nadine Dorries to provide all the analysis you need of tod...

101. Time For Questions With The Fun Twins

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A live Time For Questions, hosted by Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar - AKA The Fun Twins - who field questions from the live audience for special g...

100. Metaphorical Knife Crime - Live In London

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

NonCensored celebrates its 100th episode by recording live at the Museum of Comedy in London. Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akba...

99. We Bet You That Rabbits Aren't Real

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar, who rates Craig Williams's apology for placing an ill-advised bet; and by acclaimed author and...

98. Slingshot Them Back, Compassionately

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Reform UK leader Nigel Farage for - remarkably - his first appearance on NonCensored, as he explains why he...

97. Rishi vs Keir - the first debate!

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin moderate a debate between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Leader of the Labour Party Sir Keir Starmer, probing them on the...

96. Rishi Washy

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet is joined live from Westminster by the New Statesman's Tim Dalton and from our Westminster Studio by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, who giv...

95. Make Britain Stinky Again

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Producer Martin hosts the show solo this week, and he's joined by John Heffner, an educationalist with strong views on what children should be taught...

94. Nothing To Do With Cyclists!

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Britain's newest Labour MP, Natalie Elphicke, who dramatically joined Sir Keir Starmer's "changed" Labour ...

93. Farewell, Cool Uncle

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the presumptive winner of the London Mayoral election, Susan Hall, who sets out her vision...

92. From The Horse's Mouth

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by A Horse, who explains that HE WASN'T SPOOKED when he ran around London, and by the Reform MP (at the time ...

91. Bring Back Drink Driving

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role ...

90. Ideas To Win, With Liz Truss

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Liz Truss, for a slightly different style of NonCensored - it's Ideas To Win, in whic...

89. End The Naughty Gravy

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown, the head of Southern Central Thames Water, to explain what it'll t...

88. Gullis Bull

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet is joined by the new deputy co-chair of the Conservative Party and also maybe Prime Minister?, Jonathan Gullis, about his plan for the party, ...

87. In For A Penny?

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Penny Mordaunt to settle those leadership rumours once and for all, and also to find out how important being able...

86. Diane Abbott Speaks

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet host a debate between Frank Hester and Diane Abbott MP because, as we know, a debate is the only possible way we can find out the truth of som...

85. We Salute George Galloway's Indefatigability

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by newly-elected threat to democracy George Galloway MP, who certainly tells them something. They also speak to...

84. Time For Questions 6: Six Appeal

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's no regular show this week so, instead, please enjoy the Time For Questions episode that went up on our Patreon (patreon.com/NonCensored) at th...

83: Big Gavel Energy

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch, to talk about all the rows she's won this week and also whether fish and c...