None of My Business
Episodes
“Approaching Dicks With Curiosity” With Amy Silverberg
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Why do toxicity and good sex seem to go together? Asking for a friend. This week, the astonishing writer and comedian Amy Silverberg joins Sophia a...
"Breakdancing Through Divorce" With Lucy Grebin
06 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The rumors are true: Everyone in the military is sleeping with each other. This week, the hilarious comedian Lucy Grebin joins Sophia and Kelsey to...
"Stuck in the Mud" With Tyler Bender
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready, we’re going to ShipRocked. This week, Sophia and Kelsey welcome Tyler Bender, the hilarious comedian and host of ‘Tyler’s Kitschen...
"Funniest One at the Gang Bang" With Justin Sayles
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
When planning group sex, don’t forget the snacks. This week, Sophia and Kelsey are welcoming a very special guest: our producer, Justin Sayles! H...
"The Romantic Boner" With Kevin T. Porter
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Is it ever a good idea to tell your partner you're no longer attracted to them? This week, Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilarious Kevin T. P...
"Fantasizing About My Wife" With Brett Dodenhoff
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when your spouse suddenly loses interest in sex? This week, the hilarious Brett Dodenhoff, cohost of the new podcast ‘Lust to Dust: ...
"Can You Die From Good Sex?" With Annapurna Sriram
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time to enter the sex dungeon. This week, Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the amazing Annapurna Sriram: writer, director, and star of the ne...
"The Roster" With Sydney Kane
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
"The Roster" With Sydney Kane In which we learn about the world of “dollification.” It’s the last week of Freaky February, and Sophia and ...
"Twin Town" With Avery McClure
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We’re heading to the horniest department store in town. It’s another edition of Freaky February, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by the hilari...
"Five Days in a Dog Crate" With Mackinlee Waddell
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Genuine question: Can you invite people to an orgy on Partiful?Freaky February continues with the great actor and comedian Mackinlee Waddell, who tell...
"The Town Slut" With Tamara Yajia
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
When the pussy so good he adjusted his whole moral compass… The hilarious Tamara Yajia, author of ‘Cry For Me, Argentina: My Life as a Failed Chi...
"Tumblr-Famous Lesbian" With Skyler Higley
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A dispatch from the college dorm’s lesbian floor. This week, Sophia and Kelsey welcome the hilarious comedian Skyler Higley, a writer for the Oscar...
"Boy Sober" With Holly Solem
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In which we analyze the psychological appeal of secret sex. This week, Sophia and Kelsey introduce us to the very endearing (and very horny) Mason*...
“Total Size Queen” With Jodi Walker
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
You’ll never look at Monster Energy cans the same way. Get ready to meet Kennedy*, an L.A. gal with strong feelings on length vs. girth. And read...
"The Accidental Foursome" With Nora Princiotti
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise group sex! The Torture Garden! A sweet man at the center of it all! This week, we’ll meet Oliver*, a 50-year-old bloke from London with ...
“Awkward at the Gang Bang” With Josh Gondelman
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Pick yourself up from the living room floor and lock in, because we’ve got a fun one involving Craigslist Missed Connections, BDSM, and some jaw-dro...
“Stuart Fucking Little” With Charles Holmes
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dirty talk, the right way. This week, we’re joined by the illustrious Charles Holmes, veteran of many Ringer podcasts as well as of the L.A. dati...
“Alka-Seltzer Condoms” With Carter Hambley
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which we learn that writing a newsletter can get you (almost) laid. This week on None of My Business, we meet Luke*, a 33-year-old whose love la...
“Love Vs. Like” With Rachel Lindsay
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready to find out what asynchronous swinging is. This week, we welcome on Rachel Lindsay, a former Bachelorette and the host of the esteemed Ring...
“The Performance Art Piece” With Blair Socci
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re fanning the flames of love with stories about a wild date with an arsonist, an international affair to remember, and some hands-on ...
“The Dog Days of Three-Summer” With Tamara Yajia
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Love is a battlefield. Literally. Today, we bring you a tale that involves a breakup at Gettysburg, a wild hotel balcony incident, and a mysterious s...
"Is This What Sex Is?” With EJ Marcus
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready to get tossed around, WWE style. Today, we welcome EJ Marcus, the hilarious comedian and writer on the new HBO show, ‘I Love LA.’ He’...
“Big Butt Bonanza” With Van Lathan
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An episode heavy on crime: shoplifting, missing people, and overdue porno tapes. This week, we welcome on the one and only Van Lathan, the host of ...
“You Never Had a Creamie?” With Sam Taggart
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lock in, because it’s Bosco Sticks Day. This week, we’ve got a special story about the most fun girl in Cincinnati. Join us as the hilarious Sam ...
"Open Heart, Open Legs, Can't Lose" With Greta Titelman
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Toss on your goggles and head to the playa with us, because we have a fun one for you. This week, we're joined by Greta Titelman, the amazing actor an...
“So Horny, So Fearful” With Charlie Bardey
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with one of our favorites. This week, we’re joined by comedian and co-host of the podcast Exploration Live Charlie Bardey, who’s read...
“Former Gifted Kids" With Paige Gallagher
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re popping our podcast cherries! It’s our first episode, and Sophia and Kelsey are joined by Paige Gallagher to read anonymous stories from Is...
Welcome to None of My Business
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Because we all love hearing things that aren't any of our business. Each Monday, Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen take you on a journey into the p...