Nuzzle House

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 16

02 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Rochester took off to hang out with hot rich people Jane gets REALLY weird about it You’re jealous that I have kids Go on, read it for y...

Masterpiece Auditorium: 'Cute But Prickly' by Lauren Esker

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Orphans have secrets If you go on a vacation with your mom, prepare for her to know you’re having sex We learn all about how to start a g...

Two Books One Cup: House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup S2 EP2 - Homecoming

26 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Its pro...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 15

26 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I’m still really sick Turns out? Rochester is kind of a loser I pee in the basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 14

19 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I’m really sick Rochester STILL sucks. Christ what an asshole Nurses that get high, suck Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.o...

House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup S2 EP1 - Homecoming

17 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Bogdub ...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 13

11 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Mr. Rochester is a dick The kid keeps speaking in French, which, for the rest of us, is useless I don’t have time for this episode Go on...

Two Books One Cup: Supernatural vs. Libraries

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: David Duchovny should have won an award for his role on Zoolander Elton had a REALLY hard childhood Supernatural went on for way too long. ...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 12

04 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: We finally meet Rochester, and he’s a puss We’re back in the mansion for some reason The weirdo from New Jersey followed us home Go on...

House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 17 - The end of the quest

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: The bat...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 11

29 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: It was a long chapter- no time for fun We REALLY got to hear all about how cool this house was Adele sucks Go on, read it for yourself: h...

Two Books One Cup: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl We learn: Elton sounds like a f...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 10

22 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I somehow ended up at the Iowa State Fair I feel like I’ve run into the hot dog vender and the farmer before Turns out? You can be a 12yr...

House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 16 - Tree fight!

21 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Sir Bra...

House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 15 - The gang uses their illusion

14 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Grakas ...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 9

14 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I somehow ended up in New Jersey Helen Burnes makes sure to spread her disease all over Jane before the big sleep ‘Born to Run’ is grow...

House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 14 - Elton dies and we negotiate with goblins

08 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We talk...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 8

07 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I got pulled over for tabs Jane is vindicated! The DMV blows Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/jane-eyre-charlotte...

House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 13 - Awards are given, including potatoes

28 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Goblins...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 7

28 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: We got drive-thru! That was fun Jane finally becomes the Helen. Man, this story moves slow. Reading books to old people sucks Go on, read ...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 6

21 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: There are random amateur matches in Iowa! We get more info on how school sucks The saddest girl in the world actually likes it Go on, read...

House Nuzzle and the Quest for the Cup 12- Enter Bogdub

21 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Giants ...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 5

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: My car makes weird sounds The kid gets to school and its really boring A party bus with hot women! Go on, read it for yourself: https://b...

Dungeons & Dragons EP 11 - Meepo’s coming of age

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: A Squon...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 4

25 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: This kid is never going to get sent to school Jane finally snaps - I’m convinced she’s going to be a serial killer She’s been living ...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 3

17 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: The blood room is toxic The doctor-barber seems to be the only one who cares, though he still doesn’t like her Our hero is going to schoo...

'Jane Eyre' by Charlotte Brontë Ch 1 & 2

11 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Right off the bat, our protagonist is getting the crap beat out of her There’s a blood room for time outs You can gift your spouse a mini...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 10 - Dragonpriest

10 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: After a...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 9 - Kobold Party

03 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Eltor k...

2025 Christmas and New Years special episode by various artists

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Besides one Canadian, my voice sounded like a LOT of people from the east coast I’ve decided that NONE of these impressions are mocking m...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 8 - The Dawn of Meepo

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Glen ge...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 7 - Grakas can’t be killed

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Grakas ...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 7 - The Dawn of Meepo

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Glen ge...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 6

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Editor ...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 6

07 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Glen le...

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban - The End

29 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I think I have voice cancer I can’t handle my wife’s birds I finally figured out a way to make money off people coming to my house unin...

Two Books One Cup: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico We learn: We can still do ...

Two Books One Cup: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls

09 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls We learn: G...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 5

01 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Deals ar...

Halloween Episode 2025

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Covid Costumes are insulting The crows are louder than I remember I can’t play Pearl Jam anymore Go on, read them for yourself: The Nint...

Two Books One Cup: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag

25 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag We learn: Glen still can't figure out hi...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 4

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Jujutsu ...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 3

11 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: We mess ...

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 12 & P2

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: The author was a pervert I’ve finally made my basement cool for teens Reddit is the worst source for Eddie Vedder fun facts Go on, read ...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 2

04 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Our hero...

Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 1

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest. We learn: Gertie i...

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 10 & 11

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I decided to give a character a lisp The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that. Go ...

Two Books One Cup: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons We learn: Elton ca...

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 8 & 9

02 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds My text for this episode is...

Two Books One Cup: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane

26 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane We learn: The sound is really bad on this...

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 6 & 7

19 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds I actually think I don’t ...

Two Books One Cup: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote

12 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn: Be...

Two Books One Cup: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’

05 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ We learn: The pegasus stor...

Two Books One Cup: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

28 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey We learn: Elton is h...

‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 1-5

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds I...

Two Books One Cup: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord

14 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord We learn: Hans Christian Anderson was ...

Gestating the Curious Mind: Brainstorms 'The Story of Matao Gibbs'

08 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. . Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-...

Two Books One Cup: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary

31 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn: Both highways and dictionar...

Two Books One Cup: Celery vs. English People

11 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Celery vs. English People We learn: Elton made this episode with ...

'31 Horrifying Tales from the Dead' by Drac Von Stoller

03 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society We learn: Evil can come from hubris Ge...

‘The Triumphs of a Taxidermist’ by H. G. Wells

26 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I’ve fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn’t fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/...

Two Books, One Cup: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes

20 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes We learn: Ever...

Two Books, One Cup: Costco vs. ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’

12 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: People used to get into wet slap-fights We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt You CAN make fun of mimes Support Nuzzle Ho...

‘Four Men in a Cave’ by Stephen Crane

06 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read...

James Joyce’s Love Letters to Nora Barnacle

29 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07a...

‘Janice Breast and the Sex Book’ by A.I.

22 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’ Maybe A.I. is good, because...

‘About Barbers’ by Mark Twain

15 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I guess barbers are annoying? Greatest American author I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good. Go on, read it for yourse...

‘The Cat’ by Banjo Paterson

08 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: This author doesn’t like animals having ‘agency’ I have nothing to talk about This author isn’t as horrible as most I learn about ...

‘Nanny for the Soldier Bear' by Meg Ripley

01 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: That the ‘shifting bear’ analogy can be used to represent a lack of a religious compass This work is laden with the powerful symbol of ...

‘The Empire of the Necromancers’ by Clark Ashton Smith

22 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: My God, did I just find an author that isn’t human garbage? AGAIN with the sci-fi names! I wanted to keep this gentle author separate fro...

'The Fearsome Touch of Death’ by Robert E. Howard

16 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Another author who is a horrible person This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet Go on, read it...

‘A Bottomless Grave’ by Ambrose Bierce

08 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I don’t know what a ‘farce’ is Ambrose Bierce can get weird I only drank 3 White Claws- I’m FINE Go on, read it for yourself: http...

'Beyond Lies the Wub' by by Phillip K. Dick

01 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: When I think of how to re-vamp my show, it just becomes a seperate show The first story was weird I should get my bladder checked Go on, r...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 21 & 23

25 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: America is FINE. NOTHING horrible is happening and I’m NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT I just skipped a whole chapter because I’m sick of this boo...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 19 & 20

12 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: The Cadillac Ranch restaurant doesn’t make any sense I seriously don’t know how this story can end Elon Musk never stops being an idiot...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 17 & 18

04 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: A chapter can still be really boring My leg is FINE Another near-sexual-assult but not enough for me to officially stop reading this Go on...

'The Rise of the Crimson Claus' by Chat GPT

21 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: A.I. can actually make a funny story My boss’s boss’s boss love shit like this The story of uprising was inspiring Go on, read it for ...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 15 & 16

15 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Both chapters were completely useless My beautiful dancers knees have made me get a fat leg I’ve become a huge fan of heating pads lately...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 13 & 14

08 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: People who are into board games are really aggressive I WANT to like this author, but he keeps finding ways to prevent that My wife can’t...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 12

01 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: My dad suffers from Chicken Leg I nearly was able to drop this story- but nope. He’s just playing with us I’m trying to reimagine my ba...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 10 & 11

24 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I’ve been told to stop caring and let the world see the real Glen I still hate reading this book I never knew a fight scene could be so b...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 8 & 9

10 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 L...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 7

03 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I guess a woman’s worth is based on if they look classy or not I’m just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on ...

The Mystery Story episode

26 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I’m an artist that likes to sit around and listen to his own stuff I can’t wait to get rid of these sweaty pumpkins Thank god we don’...

More ‘The Little Oregon Book of Horrors’ by Baki

20 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: If you live somewhere with a pronunciation that is complicated- don’t live there I’m drinking a cursed white claw I guess you can creat...

‘The Little Oregon Book of Horrors’ by Baki

13 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Don’t hike with someone who uses you as bear food I kinda didn’t like that I was reading some of this in a ‘funny voice’ Nature doe...

‘Beyond the wall’ & ‘A Cold Night’ by Ambrose Bierce

06 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: You never have to stop flirting with chicks- even if they’re dead My wet pumpkins are back Just because you shoot someone in the head, it...

‘Hellflower’ by George O. Smith CH 5&6

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I didn’t know you could ‘bury someone in space’ by just ejecting them into space I got bees in my house Apparently women’s legs can...

'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 3&4

15 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I hate that this author doesn’t think very highly of women I hate that our protagonist is horny all the time I hate that none of the char...

Glen Reads Books: 'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 1&2

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Just like a YouTuber, if you kill 33 people you can just apologize and get back to work Apparently a ‘spacer’ is a spaceship. I’m rea...

Glen Reads Books: 'Time for survival’ by George O. Smith

31 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Just because something is short and punchy- doesn’t mean it’s good Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn’t th...

Glen Reads Books: ‘Horsesense Hank does his bit’ by Nelson S. Bond

25 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do’ movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over. Go on, read it for...

Gestating the Curious Mind Reads: 'The Cat Curse' Part 2

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People' We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Li...

Glen Reads Books: ‘My past is mine’ by Gerda Rhoads

11 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: My science fiction was horse shit I’m not smart enough to understand this story I pee a lot and it’s FINE Go on, read it for yourself:...

Glen Reads Books: 'Scared to Death' and ‘Spells of Death’ by by Drac Von Stoller

04 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Drac and I are roughly the same age If you’re on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren’t as important Don’t be an e...

Glen Reads Books: 'The Metal Pig' by Hans Christian Anderson

28 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Anderson wasn’t a pervert- he was FINE Children's stories have kids suffering to the point of absurdity The pig was from hell Go on, rea...

Glen Reads Books: 'The man who hated himself' by Walt Coburn

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: I’ll never see Nates (from words about books) beautiful face Cowboys are also called “Cow-punchers” for some reason Cowboy sleuths al...

Glen Reads Books: 'The Little Wooden Doll' by Margery Williams

14 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: Sometimes, Whiteclaws are disgusting Things can work out for the best- if you’re a doll Apparently theater kids are the most dangerous ki...

Glen Reads Books: 'Let’s Get Together' by Isaac Asimov

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We learn: You can catch a robot with good ‘ol fashioned sleuthing Saying “I don’t care how late it is” is an American tradition Yes, I take b...

Gestating the Curious Mind: Reads 'The Cat Curse'

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We brainstormed a story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.com Paranormal smut writing for the discerning reader. Su...