Nymphet Alumni
Episodes
Ep. 26: "That Girl"
12 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we have a go at the mythological invention that is "That Girl" and ponder why everyone wants to become her. We discuss bullet journal...
Ep. 25: America (with Light Townsend Cummins)
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In honor of July 4th, we pay tribute to the boldest stripes, the brightest stars, and the bravest hearts of our Great Republic (?). From Realtree and ...
Ep. 24: The Snapocalypse
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the mischievous Snapchat ghost comes to haunt us, resurfacing memories of Kylie Lip Kits, Gucci flip flops, and steering wheel selfie...
Ep. 23: PLUR
08 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode dissects the formidable cultural impact of music festivals. We discuss the rise and fall of flower crowns, the anglophone influe...
Ep. 22: Mass Bushwick
21 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we reflect on our days at warehouse raves, zine fairs, and house shows to bring you a categorical history of Mass Bushwick, a cultura...
Ep. 21: The Muse-ical
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, prompted by Julia Fox's vocal fry soundbite heard around the world, we question what it really means to be a muse. We reflect on the ...
Ep. 20: Dark Suburbia and The Xandemic
12 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Broadcasting live from the Island of the Lost Boys, we bring to you (with humble hearts) a definitive history of the Xandemic period of the 2010s. We ...
Ep. 19: Twee, or "The Gentle Revolution"
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the first episode of this grand and blessed New Year, we reflect on the Twee phenomenon and its controversial yet adorkable revival. We discuss the...
Ep. 18: Sugar Cookie Consumerism
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this special holiday episode, we put on our rose-colored glasses and evoke the shopping malls of our youth to identify a saccharine, age-regressive...
Ep. 17: Russian Bimbocore
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode is dedicated to the Russian Bimbocore aesthetic. We talk spicy white mob wives, hypergamous living dolls, the eternal multiplici...
Ep. 16: Jennifer Body
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s episode, we discuss the social media spectacle of Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s whirlwind romance. We analyze the Spiritual Bim...
Ep. 15: Christian Girl Autumn
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fall, y’all! On today’s episode, we discuss the impact of the divisive American female archetype-turned-meme: Christian Girl Autumn. We dive...
Ep. 14: Nothing Tastes as Good as Nepotism Feels with Walter Pearce
25 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise nymplets!! Following our exegesis on nepotism babies, we remained haunted by a few unanswered questions… so we decided to seek an expert’...
Ep. 13: Nepotism Babies
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode, we discuss the phenomenal appeal of nepotism. Are Tim Burton vibes so strong that they spiritually transferred themselves onto t...
Ep. 12: touch my butt and buy me pizza
28 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s episode, we discuss legendary Tumblr-era thot brand OMIGHTY and the twisted world of text post and t-shirt feminism. We also explore ...
Ep. 11: TFW No Vampire GF
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Following the Great Nymphet Alumni Hiatus of July 2021, we consider the vampire gf, examining why everyone’s dressing like characters from Twilight ...
Ep. 10: The BBL Effect and the Thotwear Apocalypse
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Despite being debilitated by their recent BBL surgeries, Alexi, Biz, and Sam apply their expert analysis to the phenomenon known as The BBL Effect. Th...
Ep. 9: Internet Girl Physiognomy
24 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week’s episode, we discuss the new age of Internet girl physiognomy as exemplified by TikTok star/US Navy veteran Bella Poarch. We break dow...
Ep. 8: Time for the Olivia Rodrigo Pill
06 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On today's episode, 3 Harvard sociologists discuss state-mandated pop album "Sour" and Olivia Rodrigo's diplomatic reign as wasian princess of the uni...
Ep. 7: Hot Girl Summer vs Blob Girl Summer
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, we discuss Hot Girl Summer culture and its new reactionary counterpart: Blob Girl Summer... We consider the pros and cons of p...
Ep. 6: The Milf-ification of Billie Eilish (Emergency Roundtable)
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we host an emergency summit discussing the shocking milf-ification of alt-queen Billie Eilish. We discuss her British Vogue cover as the na...
Ep 5: Notes on Prep
24 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, we analyze the rise of preppy fashion in alternative culture. We track the history of prep from its origin on Ivy League campu...
Ep. 4: Megsuperstarprincess Is Making Blogging Great Again
10 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Megsuperstarprincess, fashion blogger and self-proclaimed Audrey Hepburn of the Lower East Side, joins Nymphet Alumni to discuss her life as an It Gir...
Ep. 3: The United States vs Rookie Mag
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode, we discuss the legendary online publication and twee teenage nightmare, Rookie magazine. Founded by ordained gifted kid Tavi G...
Ep. 2: Dov Charney's Final Reckoning and the Assassination of American Apparel
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For part 2 of our American Apparel series, we forensically* investigate founder and former CEO Dov Charney’s wealth of sexual harassment lawsuits an...
Ep. 1: American Apparel and the Tennis Skirt Industrial Complex
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
For the international debut of Nymphet Alumni, we discuss American Apparel's epic rise and fall, why it's making a comeback in 2021, Dov Charney's exi...