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FORMER GLORY EPISODE 2...BOOT CAMP

28 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The gals are whipped into stage-ready shape by a handful of showbiz veterans, recruited by absentee director Caitlyn Jenner, with Jolly Rodger stage m...

FORMER GLORY EPISODE 1...AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Theda is in personal crisis in New York when an unbelievable opportunity comes crashing through her window. Macy is having a wonderful time in Spain a...

KNFW...The Power Of Orange Cock

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Am...

KNFW...Court Jesters

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We'...

KNFW...Pod Classics

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed?

KNFW...Fudgie Wudgie Had A Tail

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena ...

KNFW...Legend Has It

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sex...

KNFW...See Ya Later, Alligator

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual me...

AMUSE DOUCHE...Fresh Cannes!

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival. 

KNFW...Fresh Can...

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of...

KNFW...Live From Los Angeles...

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. ...

KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda ...

KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goe...

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story...

KNFW...Storyteller's Convention

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyte...

KNFW...Mucussy Membrane

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuali...

KNFW...Nut Hunters

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood.  They must look back at their actions and take acc...

KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Spons...

KNFW...All Of Them Gays

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibl...

KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED)

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suit...

KNFW...Case Of The Ex

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent rela...

KNFW...This Is Me...Now!

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though th...

KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights ...

Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes

KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!"

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great...

KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen ha...

KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming le...

KNFW...Dr. Jack

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journ...

KNFW...Actors On Actors

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"!

KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and...

KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw...

"Sue" Chef

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy f...

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #5 Dual Lipa Presents Ventriloquist

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gals chat about jail calls, Adele, and Twitter expression on this slightly longer Douche

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #4: Cousin Stacy Taught My Class

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another Amuse Douche in the wall! We'll be back with full episodes November 15th and until then we're on Patreon every Saturday

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #3: To Hell With Tap To Pay! (I'm Giving Blood Away!)

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #2 10/16/23

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another Amuse Douche during our absence from the main show. 

Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #1 : Toilet Coke

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our ...

Our Little Announcement

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today).  We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing...

KNFW...Philly Folsom

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get ...

KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is d...

KNFW...How I Met Not Your Father

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program.  Meanwhile the girls ...

KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio ...

KNFW...Al's Booze Bus

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over ...

KNFW...A Mongolian Lamb Collar On An Elegant Older Woman

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and v...

KNFW...The New Norman

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named No...

KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK.  Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put d...

KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, ...

KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Ma...

KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! ...

Full Length Patreon Episode: Ellen Project Hotline #13.2 aka 14

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Plea...

KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive c...

KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack

29 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fir...

KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back...

KNFW...Plenty O Fish

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau

KNFW...Give Him The Spear

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!

KNFW...Ageism(nt) An Issue For Generation Z

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gals try some new inventions from some iconic sponsors and Madonna Louise calls in to clock us on our Padams!

KNFW...The Library of BBL

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Macy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staf...

KNFW...Sexy Beast

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contes...

KNFW...A Vision Of Hell

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a tr...

KNFW...A Balm In The Palm

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Budweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to...

KNFW...Opening Up The Conversation

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If there's one thing we need to do in this crazy, mixed up world today, it's TALK! The truck lovin' gals know that all too well...Jeffree Star stops b...

KNFW...Sh*tting Up

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Theda comes back from her whirlwind romance with Sharon Stone to join Macy at the old KNFW studio. Macy has made a mess of things, but the girls clean...

KNFW...A Rendezvous with Bunny

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Theda sips champagne with her vermillion cusp the actress Sharon Stone on a balcony in Paris, while Macy struggles to find the patience to address her...

KNFW...The Vermilion Cusp

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Macy reveals a hidden talent...the ability to read the charts of the Zodiac. Theda asks a personal question. The Zodiac does not lie: she will either ...

Full Length Patreon Episode: KNFW After Hours...Madonna's Last Supper

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The road is an unforgiving mistress and the gals had to sit this week out due to unforseen circumstances.  But here is a full length episode from the...

KNFW...Good Boy

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Macy is dodging paparazzi because of her celebrity new beau and the gals have to navigate the complicated world of sexual politics.  

KNFW...Siphoning Cash With Grandma

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Magic Mike's Last Dance disappoints Theda but thrills Macy, Barnes & Noble has a unique new business strategy and Macy's grandma has a stern message f...

KNFW...Becky Has Two Toilets

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this broadcast, the two gals lament on the state of the world right now for a "certain kind of family", and Macy might be cursed by a neighbor.

KNFW...Milk Cheek

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oh, the horror! First the ladies talk filmmaking, then leering at the gym, then a quick detour into regional surgeries before a guest of unspeakable t...

KNFW...Sucking The Winner's Way

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gals find out how to rise to the top and fall to the bottom with the enigmatic, ephemeral "presence" of author and motivational speaker Leil Lownd...

KNFW...Double Massage

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After a brief and topical discussion of the 2023 Grammy Awards, Macy arranges to have an enigmatic male masseur named Rudolfo come over and give them ...

KNFW...Mrs. & Mrs. Smith

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

All MOVIES, all the time! The gals are talkin' Hollywood pitch machine today, churning out brilliant ideas on their own and listening to callers to he...

KNFW...Green Lights

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The gals conjure a "Magic" film star via a combination of tantric chanting and liquid alchemy. The star appears to be "Dazed and Confused" but nothing...

KNFW...Big Joe's Bakery

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Theda can't get Macy to tell the truth about her new beau (or her new accent) and suspects she's joined a sex cult. A trucker calls in with big time t...

KNFW...Meet The Pirates

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

To the best of my knowledge, the gals discussed Bebe Rexha, and bestiality with lions, leopards, and whales. I'm so sorry but a lot of the transmissio...

KNFW...The Power of Sia

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The pop sensation Sia Furler crashes the studio to share some of her gift for song with us on the topics of the day. 

KNFW...God?

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this very special episode, Macy and Theda invite two guest representatives from the Catholic church to discuss what God means to them. Macy gets so...

KNFW...Getting in on the Ground Floor with Damien Hirst

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impa...

KNFW...RPX

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Macy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis. 

KNFW...Devil's Bane

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax...

KNFW...Coffee is Fierce, and Bath is C*nt

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Theda discovers weekend. Macy pukes from Madonna. Jeanne Dielman tops the polls. Ann Dowd is up to her old tricks. Special visit from the lube ambassa...

KNFW...Bones Deep

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When I was thirteen, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby, and nobody came between us nor could ever come above She had me go...

KNFW...Don't Say Whey

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Whether you're learning to drive, or learning to code, one thing is for sure...freedom of speech and comedy are back. Featuring the longest ad read in...

KNFW...Tr*ck F*ck Tr*ns

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When life comes at you fast, tend your own garden! It's your favorite terrestrial radio transsexuals at it again with a little dash of introspection a...

KNFW...You've Got A Lot of LOVE to Give

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An exhausting diva call-in from all around the world. Detroit, LA, Dubai...these are just some the locales visited by our hard working listeners on th...

KNFW...Better Share Claire

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The gals are back at the KNFW offices and it's back to long haul trucking business as usual! Theda recounts her time trapped in the clutches of meth c...

Amuse Douche #8 : I'm Zachary Quinto and I'm Reading Myra Breckinridge

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the gals talk star sightings on Fire Island, the lasting legacy of AHS, and Bjork's most shocking turn yet as Marilyn Monroe in Gentlement ...

Amuse Douche #7 : Gwen Stefani Has So Much Brush To Clear

19 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's hard to remember how it felt before we lived on the farm with our big husband! The girl's talk about Gwen Stefani, The Target Biodome, and the ma...

Amuse Douche #6 : Bunny

12 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is a story about a girl named Bunny.  We're talkin Joker origin stories, big dolls, and Justin Long!

Amuse Douche #5 : The 'Blonde' Vaccine

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're talkin' big steamin mounds...and I'm not talking about the movie "Blonde"! But we cover that as well, along with digital monkey pox insemination...

Amuse Douche #4: Shag Box

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Care for a shag in the Shag Box? Just turn that dial straight to the BBC, mate! The gals chat about erotic talk, sharks, and future roles for Helen Mi...

Amuse Douche #3 : The United States of Uncle Johnny

21 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Mare of Easttown so rundown? Is Guy Pearce actually Veneno? Who is this Uncle Johnny and is he in the room with us now? The answers aren't impo...

Amuse Douche #2 : The Triple Wack

14 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're still in our Amuse Douche era, sis! This time we talk Leo D, Wacky Tilda, and Tom Perrotta's opus "Little Children"!

Amuse Douche #1 : Societhée Collapsamet

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Heyyyy...How y'all doin? We have a gap in programming because our schedules have been crazy, but we are filling the gap with these beautiful, flavorfu...

KNFW...Candy Silculture

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A woman's face is much like a canvas to makeup artist Scott Barnes, who learned about the joys of man on man sexual love while working with pop singer...

KNFW...The Sex Lives of College Girls Whose Names Are Ann Dowd

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ann Dowd stops by and talks about a bunch of baloney. Scott Barnes, Fashion Week, Giardia, and a call from a girl whose boyfriend won't stop showing o...

KNFW...Year of Pugh

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the girls are talkin' Beyoncé Dump Meals, Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Ass, and the great proctologist Dr. Eli Rothschild. British tru...

KNFW...The Secret World of Supercharged Clean Artistry

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Just another day on the road. Well, what can you do? You can listen to KNFW, bootleg edition episode 3. The gals talk about this, talk about that, the...

KNFW...The Secret World of Supercharged Clean Artistry

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Just another day on the road. Well, what can you do? You can listen to KNFW, bootleg edition episode 3. The gals talk about this, talk about that, the...

KNFW...My Baby's Got an Our Little Secret!

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Another day, another drive! Don't touch that dial, you long haul truckers, your safety is paramount! Our nation depends on the goods you carry and we ...