Second Drink: Stress Relief Pt 2
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What is the main theme of Stress Relief Part 2?
Welcome to your second drink of Stress Relief Part 2. Stanley is back to work after his heart attack, and there was a storyline that would have kicked off this episode that was added back to the Superfan episode that's really fun. Okay, people are sort of making a fuss over Stanley. You know, they're hovering over him. Phyllis has brought him lunch, and it's driving Stanley crazy. Let's listen.
I brought you some lunch, Stanley.
You did? Thank you. What is that?
It's three bean salad, cashew, and Brussels sprouts. Oh. If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it. No, I appreciate it.
Wow. You must be really freaked out to eat that. Long you had to live, anyway. Andy, please. Hey, whoa. What's going on? Stanley, you OK? I'm fine. God. Phyllis, did you take off your shoe?
It's Stanley's lunch.
Oh, no wonder you're dying. If you'll excuse me. Yep. Ready to go to the bathroom?
I am not going to the bathroom with you. Please stop trying to help me. Stanley, we just want you to get better. How can I get better? Since this happened, I haven't had a single moment where I haven't been reminded that I'm sick and probably going to die in this office. Not one single moment.
They're just like all on top of him. They will not let him have a moment's peace. And they keep reminding him of everything. So it was after this exchange that Michael gets the idea that he needs to do a roast for his employees. Yes. He needs to lighten the mood. And what better way than to have a roast?
Right.
So you know the way this episode would have started, lady, is like Michael and Dwight, they're commiserating in Michael's office. Mm-hmm. Well, the superfan episode has a tiny extension to that scene. Dwight is going to hand Michael a pen and ask him to sign something. It's the thing where like Dwight's getting everybody's acknowledgement of his apology for setting the fire drill. And in the original episode, it just sort of cuts off right there. Like Dwight hands him a pen and Michael signs it. But there's a little bit more and it cracked me up. And I think we need to hear it.
I don't get it. Do I stress you out? Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors. Oh. Speaking of which...
I am a good person. I'm a good person.
Mm-hmm.
You are. You're a good person. I'm a good person. Why can't they just see that? You just put my pen in your pocket. No, I didn't. I own all the pens in this place. No, I brought that in from home. It says Washington Mutual on it. It has a little piece of chain. Okay. Empty your pockets. Meeting is over, Dwight. Jerk. You're a jerk.
That is the stuff I love the most. I'm so sad that wasn't in the original. I'm so glad it's back in. Lady, it's amazing. As soon as he signs the clipboard, he puts the pen in his pocket and Dwight calls him out. And it's hilarious because when he says it says Washington Mutual has a little piece of chain. Now, you know, Dwight stole it from the bank. Michael is stealing it from Dwight. Exactly. Dwight probably popped it off the chain at the bank counter.
How does Michael plan to relieve stress in the office?
Yes. Oh, my gosh. That is too funny. I loved it. OK, well, we also got this letter from Liz M. from Philly, who says, just listen to stress relief, please. And the second drink translate Oscars roast. So in our original breakdown, we played the extended version of Oscar's roast. It starts in English and then goes into Spanish. But we did not translate his roast. Why don't we hear it again just to refresh everyone's memory? And then I'll tell you what it says.
He thinks balancing a checkbook is putting a checkbook on his nose and shouting, look at me, look at me. Me das una bursa cada vez que me despierto y tengo que venir para trabajar. Para ti, para ti.
OK, what is he saying, lady? So here's the thing, Liz. He is talking way too fast for me. The only part I could understand was pot of tea, pot of tea. But I went online and according to the folks on the Internet who were able to translate it, here's what Oscar is saying. They give you kind of two versions. Quote, I get an ulcer every time I wake up and have to come to work for you, for you.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main theme of Stress Relief Part 2?
0:01–3:30
2
How does Michael plan to relieve stress in the office?
3:30–6:05
3
What insights do the ladies share about sitcom vs single camera comedy?
6:05–24:11
4
What does Jenna reveal about the roast writing process?
24:11–32:28
5
How does Cloris Leachman's role impact the episode?
32:28–56:30