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Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
WILLIAM BANKS ESCAPED JAIL AND ATHEISM (Ep. 52)
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that follow...
9/11: I DON'T KNOW HER (Ep. 51)
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9...
PLAY PARTY DO'S & DONTS (Ep. 50)
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres...
FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENTS UNITE
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valentines Day our forever and evers!!! Chances are if you enjoy our podcast you may be the weirdo of the family - well - you are not alone!!! W...
CRAZY DR*NK COLLEGE GIRLS 😱
13 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we go back in time to share insane and shameful college stories, from topless parties to actual psychotic mental breaks. We touch touch on G...
WHAT'S YOUR STRANGE ADDICTION?
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We asked our listeners to share their strangest addictions and BOY DID YALL DELIVER. This episode has it all: forgery, eating raw dough, various smell...
Stalking the Slenderman and Escaping the LA Wildfires
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We escaped the flames moments after recording this episode, in which we reflect on our recent foray into stalking OJ's stalker (aka Slenderman). W...
Speed Dating on the Spectrum
09 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we close out our 2024 with a year in review of all the clowns we dated before answering listener advice questions from how to approach a wom...
WTF is Love? 🤔
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week its all about some deep, intimate (possibly gay) pondering. What even IS "love"??? Sidney is fresh off a silent retreat feeling the peace an...
Confessing Our Deepest Darkest Fantasies
01 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have a lot to say this week - from creepy neighbors to judgmental aunties to LA influencers to all kinds of fantasies that run through our complex ...
We Snuck Into LA's Most Exclusive Club
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy holidays to all our haters & more importantly to our lovers! This episode we pick our least favorite contestants from the most recent season...
Furry Curious with Wic Whitney
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are joined by Sidney's long time friend, musician and comedian Wic Whitney! We talk extensively about sexy cartoon characters, Disney vi...
Rich Men are Terrifying 🐍
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
hi donkeys!!! This week we had a little too much caffeine and it shows. We discuss technofeudalism, the AI revolution, rich men being gay as heck and ...
Slaying Butt Demons & Finding God
28 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re talking religion & politics—just in time for the holidays 😎 In their search for God, the girls made the grave mistake of visiting the...
Not Seeking Any Arrangements 🤪
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The girls sit down to have a normal silly time but the Mossman took over. Before the mental breakdowns - Sidney and OJ discuss The Sopranos, body hair...
The Roast of Morgan Jay
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We finally caved and invited the autotune king, Morgan Jay, to join us for a chat. However, none of his equipment was working… AWKWARD! Instead we g...
KATE LAVRENTIOS is juicy AF
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
International super model Kate Lavrentios from the Six Feet Above podcast blesses the studio this week and the girls could not be more excited! Kate s...
Singing & Siezing Through the Pain with Harper Rose Drummond
02 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by our first guest of the season in this legendary crossover with comedian Harper Rose Drummond! We discuss bullying, the skims nipple br...
Answering Heinous DMs & Addressing the Rumors
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The girls go full blast answering LOADS of your burning questions. We’re talking hometowns, Stanley cups, neurodivergence, aspirations, how to win s...
Dog Attacks & NYC Live Show Chaos
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Season 5 kicks off with the hosts' summer escapades to the east coast, where they celebrated their inaugural live show in NYC. Both women share grippi...
BETH STELLING delivers her ted talk
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Legendary comic and total angel Beth Stelling explains how to get a comedy special on Netflix and philosophizes on how your stand up persona relates t...
COMMITTING 19 CRIMES
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s just the girls this week, enjoying a glass of wine while chatting about threesomes, orgasms, scabies, and having the wind knocked out of you. S...
lost in a parking garage with GABBY LAMB
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian and happily alive human Gabby Lamb sits down with the gorls to discuss stand up, men being scary, relationships, bedroom horror stories, the ...
GRACIE JANE takes us to church
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Performer and artist Gracie Jane GRACES us this week with conversation about growing as a person, high school superlatives, what it means to be trans,...
ROBBY HOFFMAN loves men
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We were so excited to sit down with one of our favorite comics Robby Hoffman! We discussed everything from small wieners and queerness to war and winn...
MISS B NASTY & ISH MCFLY came to town
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The queen Miss B Nasty herself and our favorite tiny tot Ish McFly made this episode their b*tch right before we threw a rager for Susie’s birthday....
NILES ABSTON wrote a movie about aliens
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The girls sit down with comedian Niles Abston during the Netflix is a Joke festival. They discuss ufos, pumpkin pounding, movies, writing for Dave, LA...
WE JOINED A CULT?
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The hosts resist their recent foray into 12 step programs, discuss past boyfriends, and introduce a new segment for the girls n gays.
STEEBEE WEEBEE does NOT have a micro
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WELCOME TO SEASON 4 !! We're kicking off season 4 with fellow podcaster Steve Lee of the Steebee Weebee show! We talk Mormonism, Scientology, add...
SEX ADDICTION: the truth will set you free
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Hope you like sushi!!! cus we are serving this episode RAW this week. Sid and Stellar get...
THE GIRTHMASTER has a wine bottle in his pants
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
the gorls sit down with the master of circumference this week to discuss girth, grips, insecurities, Aussie slang, virality, short kings, what it'...
HOLLY RANDALL is a legend
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Acclaimed adult film director, podcaster, and fellow curly head Holly Randall pays the girls a visit. She talks God, addiction, and what it was like g...
HAILEY ROSE & MAX FILLS are thirsty little hamsters
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Hub's newest favorite freaks Max Fills (your mom) and Hailey (big naturals) Rose come to the studio to talk all things adult, bitcoin, and mil...
STRIPPER STORIES
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gals revisit their experiences working in rural strip clubs before the pandemic forced them *online forever.* Counting money and blessings, it'...
LEAH HAYES has a squeaky clean hole :3
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Flawless adult performer Leah Hayes comes to the studio to spill half of the tea. The girls discuss her an*l prep routine, the lack of trans recogniti...
INDICA FLOWER is gay
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The one and only hub hippy Indica Flower comes by the studio to radiate joy and light. We talk about her origin story, exhibitionist tendencies, cultu...
CHE DURENA
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stand up comedian Che Durena joins as the first guest of Season 3! We cover A LOT of ground, including chlamydia, buttholes, eating placenta, pooping ...
SHAMANIC BEEF
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to season 3 & the beginning of online forever's INDEFINITE RELEASE! The girls cover their new year's trip to Guatemala, fake ...
SNAKECHANNELER be SNAKECHANNELING
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Snakechanneler Stephanie Ulrich brings in her snakey Shesha & BLOWS OUR FRICKING MINDS. We talk about billionaires, orgies, billionaire orgies, sn...
LENA PAUL is off the market
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The mystical legend and top 10 hub goddess Lena Paul emerges from hiding to share some BIG news about nuptials and procreation with the gorls. We cove...
ALEX JONES -- no, not that one
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ten-year industry vet and BDB (big d*ck b*astard) Alex Jones busts it wide open and leaves his whole load on the court in this horny, tea-filled ep ☕...
ARI KYTSYA: T!TTY TIK TOK PRINCESS
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TikTok magnate Ari Kytsya blesses the stu to tell us about her start in a content house (surviving human trafficking), staying grounded in Seattle, an...
ELLY coming in CLUTCH
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
FIRST 4SOME EP! Elly Clutch & Jak Knife join to talk about their explosive rise to tube site fame, their recent engagement, and surreal plot lines...
HOLLY DAY is SLAY
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rising adult starlet Holly Day spills LOADS of hot tea on break ups, attracting wealthy men, and her stint on dating reality tv.
GET A VASECTOMY
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls get real about danger in the industry, and share lived horror stories and how their new boundaries are protecting them from working with bad...
KING NOIR wants to detoxify masculinity
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
King Noire demonstrates his line of toys and sits down to talk with the girls about all things fetish and safety. Stellar opens up about being assault...
VIOLET MEYERS is alive & well
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The wildly angelic Violet Meyers graces the stu to teach the girls how real hentai fans get down. They talk about her big break moment, sloppy toppy, ...
EVERYONE WANTS TO BONE BRAD WILLIAMS
30 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hilarious comedian and friend of the show, Brad Williams, sits down with the girls to discuss similarities of our industries, threesomes, Netflix spec...
KIRA NOIR is rule 34
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Performer of the Year of Our Lord 2022 & sexy sweetheart of eternity, KIRA NOIR sat down with the girlies to talk dick injection nightmares, schoo...
SPERM DADDY ISSUES?!
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
OMG! It's our first full length 1 on 1! We cover the basics: exes, sex, family, high school, and of course, p0rn.
ROXIE SINNER & the body count list
12 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sexy ass Roxie Sinner joins to talk icks, shrimp dicks, booty eating, and the ideal foursome situation.
D!CK RIDING DREDD for an entire hour
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The ultimate alpha, DREDD HIMSELF (aka Dreddles) came by to talk about eating groceries, confidence, & wiener drugs. WARNING: this episode is pure...
SID & STELLAR RECAP | welcome to online forever!
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
welcome to online forever! here's a quick recap of all we learned making this first season. shades: on. confidence: high.