OpTic Podcast
CDL Rostermania, OpTic House Zombies and Scump Calls Out Faker | The OpTic Podcast Ep. 258
08 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
bro i want to know if i could kill faker are you fucking high i just want to know i just want to see it in what in league are you fucking high i just want to see like i want to just see the difference like i want to hit him up hit him up you might See, there are a few people who would ego you. I mean, he might be. Who is this? I just want to see. There's no way. The mechanical skill.
That guy levitates above his bed. There's air below him when he sleeps. I just want to see, like, because people always say no.
Chapter 2: How does Scump feel about being late to the podcast?
Like, there's no chance. I thought I could tackle Adrian Peterson. You're not even out of gold. I put my money on him. That's all I know. And I put the bank on him. The house. But that's insane. Yo, this guy's different.
ladies and gentlemen i want to welcome you to podcast number 258 of the optic podcast this episode is brought to you by factor meals the king will join us shortly he's running a little bit late uh and by a little bit how long how long late were you guys 30 35 minutes 35 minutes so the scumper jumper right now is 40 uh yes he's gonna get a fine uh he's gonna he's not gonna like it because he said okay he said
Chapter 3: What challenges did the hosts face on their way to the podcast?
When he gets here, if you tell him you're finding him, he's going to walk right out. We'll see. He's going to be like, I bet. He's going to walk right out. We'll see. Then I'll find him an entire month, Tyler. Motherfucker only shows up once a week. He'll be at your doorstep like, I'm sorry, please don't. That's the thing.
People are required to like, maybe people show up twice a week if we ask them to. So for people to not show up once a fucking week, fuck out of here. Well, no, to be fair, I mean, me and Mark, we always leave at like 9.20. It's like a 30 minute drive. And then we were like halfway here and my coolant message started going crazy and like it heated all the way up. So we parked real quick.
Then it started to smell like syrup, which he told me is like an actual telltale sign of a coolant issue because we weren't sure if it was like a sensor thing or if it was actually happening. So then we were like, all right, we tried to cool it down and started driving again. Same thing happened. So we're like, damn, we got to bring it to Audi, which was like 10 minutes away. Yeah.
Chapter 4: What did the hosts do during their time off?
we were like five minutes from Audi, then more messages started popping up, electric malfunction, system malfunction. And I'm like, I thought. Well, because I don't really know a lot about cars. So I looked at him. I was like, yo, we're going to blow up. Like, do I need to pull this over? He goes, you're good, bro. And I brought it. And then they were like, okay, we can get you a ride.
Just write the address. I was like, perfect. And he walks over. He goes, we have a 15 mile cap. Eat dick. So, yeah, that was. That happened to me yesterday with the wagon. I got up. It says add one quart of oil. I say, oh, bitch, you cook it. Yeah, my car might be a bad omen, bro. I might need to make some decisions. Like the accident, yeah, you can say it was my fault. Wait, what accident?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The first thing. Then the sunroof explodes. And now there's just always something. It comes in three, so maybe this is the last one. Hopefully. Before it's yours forever. Lots to talk about, Zinni. First of all, how was everybody's time off? What did you do? I was in Jersey right until the New Year, basically.
I came back the day before New Year's Eve to spend it with the lady. And yeah, I was just at home. I was able to surprise my grandma with a cool gift. That was my favorite thing I've done, maybe ever. So that's going to be a good time. So me, my grandma and my girl are going to go to Italy. Oh, you're going with your parents? They can come, but. You ain't paying for that.
No, I'm paying for grandma and my girl and me. Yo, that's awesome. Is there any, like, are you taking her like to Rome, Vatican? Rome and Vatican are like the 100%. She really wants to see the Vatican. I would love for her to see El Mafi, but it's too steep. El Mafi Coast. I think Florence makes sense because I feel like it's very walkable for her.
We just can't do anything super steep or very staircase heavy. She's 80 and her knees aren't the best. Bro, that is so good of you, man. So we're going to do Rome. I think Rome and Florence. I also told her if you want to take a two-hour flight to Paris, we can. If you want to go see Paris, because we're already over there, you might as well-
Listen, she's not going to be able to, I doubt she's going to go back to Europe soon unless I bring her again. Of course, the Fortunata. Yeah, dude, I saw that and I was like, man, that's so cool. If I have both of my grandmas still around me, I would give them the fucking world. And that's no, there's no doubt about that. Grandmas are angels, man. I miss both of mine dearly.
I still remember everything about them. I can smell them, you know. Especially because I was their favorite grandson. You know what I'm saying? Of course. I was their favorite grandkid, women and men. Of course. You know? And what's crazy is that there was at least seven older cousins of mine that were still the favorite. I was the firstborn, so I was like the... I was the only born.
You were the only born? You were the only born? They don't got a choice? Nah, no grandmas left.
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Chapter 5: What is the latest news on CDL Rostermania?
Only one grandfather left. That's it. Is the Arizona dude? Nah, Nevada. No, he lives in Nevada. Oh, Nevada, that's what I meant. He's the one that you went fishing with, right? What's up? Are we going fishing or what? Because you know I upgraded the boat. When and where? You know I upgraded the boat. Really? Yeah. Where do you want to go? The same place we went? No, no, no, no. That's too far.
Well, I mean, we're going to go. Oh, no, no. You guys went to a different one. We're just going to go to a different lake. I'm going to go on fucking private water fishing and we're going to. We went to the Oklahoma. Yeah. Right? Yep, yep, yep. Battle Springs Ranch. Dude had the fortress. Yeah. Battle Springs Ranch. He had the dungeon where he had all the weaponry.
Bro, that guy, Toby Thomas, shout out to him. He's a great friend. That's someone you want to know if the zombies start coming. No, no, it's not. We're going to Toby's. No, no, no. That's not how it works. He's not going to be like that.
Chapter 6: How does the new OpTic House impact team dynamics?
Your grace. Your grace. What is up in this mother beach? There he is. No, the podcast is on now. We started. Sit down, buddy. No, we didn't. I swore on anything we love. We're live right now. I swear on my grandfather's grave, the podcast is going. I swear on my grandfather's grave, the podcast is going right now. Yo, watch this. Chat. Or whoever's watching. Seth doesn't believe that we're live.
So if you hit a like on the video right now so that he can see it. Yeah, grab a water, man. There's monster waters over here, which have become my favorite waters, by the way. Right here in the watch party thing. You have to go back. Where were we? We were talking about Toby Thomas fishing. Oh, yeah. Zombie apocalypse. There's two people you want to know. Toby Thomas, Ian Porter.
Ian Porter's a good one. You go to their house as quick as you possibly can. Dude, this is a really good show you guys are putting on. Thank you, bro. This is a really good show. This is a really good show you guys are putting on. You don't think that we've been recording for the last, how long have we been live for? On my grandfather's grave. Six minutes. This is going on.
Well, what's the matter? We told you we're going to go live at 1030. I have a call at 1130 with the lawyers. I got to be on that. Okay, well, did you guys tell the story of what actually happened? Yeah, dude, you're about to have a baby. We get it. It's all good. No, no, no, because I haven't streamed in a while, so people are going to be like, oh, and he's late for content. What a piece of shit.
May I say something on your behalf? What's up? I cannot tell you how proud I am of you that you decided to not go live for the past couple of weeks so that you can spend the last... moments with your girl with just you and them before the baby comes. That's the way I've been rationalizing it. Yeah, of course, dude.
I feel like a piece of shit, but also in the back of my mind, I'm like, bro, my life's never going to be the same. No. Like, I obviously live my life right now for me and Iz, and obviously my family, friends. But I'm saying, like, just trying to provide. You know what I'm saying? Trying to provide for me and Iz. And you. But now it's like the game changes.
Now we're about to have a child, and there's no more off days, ever. You're an employee now. I can't just sit on the couch and play league all day, ever again. You work for some fucking kid now, you know? That's what I say. I work for a kid. That's what I'm saying. Her name is Liv. And I feel bad because people have been on my ass, which, you know. They miss you. They can be.
Yeah, they miss you, dude. I get it. But at the same time, listen, those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter. Yeah. Well, we had our last OB appointment that I have to go to yesterday. We saw the boy for, well, I saw him for the last time until I see him for real. Is he large? Six pounds, yeah. Is that considered large? Yeah, he's six pounds. He's 36 weeks right now.
You were what, a 10 pounder? Jesus Christ. Hell no. No, I think I was like a seven pounder. I was an eight pounder, I think. I think I was around like eight. But I was in kilograms, so I was seven kilograms.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of Scump calling out Faker?
Yeah, fucking right. That's like, what, 12 pounds? Yeah, fucking right. You were 12? No, I said, Mark said he's eight. I said, you're bigger. You came out walking and shit? I forget what I was. All I know is I was a colic, so my parents hated me. What's that mean? Like, just uncontrollably crying all the time. Like, he was just, like, burping.
It's all the fluids that you have inside of you from... It was my personality. Like, I was just trying to talk. Yeah. Couldn't. Yeah, you are quite a yapper. So, I mean, that's... But yeah, so in like, I mean, we're like, so we're going on our trip this next week. And then literally right when we get back, it's like any second. Yeah.
And that's why Iz was like, you can go, but you need to be back on that day. Because literally the day that we fly home is...
pretty much any second but the ob said that she should it should be around like the date that have you thought about maybe booking a couple of like daily flights and then just cancel them the day before because now that you get your money back like it's really easy at least like if you book like a like a noon flight every single day there's he should not come like he should not come listen is is there an abner inside that woman
yes okay the boy's gonna do whatever the fuck he wants to do ain't that right period but yeah it's like right when we get back it's any second so like we could be on the watch party i'm ready we could be on the watch party and i could be like i gotta go yeah it's time love it dude can't wait man i'm super excited for both of you yeah uh can't wait to meet the boy of course he's done we got the playpen we got the bouncer car seats already set up i mean everything's he don't need he don't need
Everything's good to go, man. I'm hyped. It's not about me. It's not about me. What's up? I haven't seen you guys. He just said that he spent his time good. He bought his grandma, obviously, a trip to Italy. Yeah, I saw that. That was good. Where's she going? We're going. It's me and Karen. Oh, you're going. Where are you taking me, my, and Peepaw? They don't fly. No. They don't want to fly.
Yeah, she's definitely, she's nervous for that flight. She's never been on a flight that long. Yeah. She's been to like Disney with us, which is like from Jersey, like a three hour flight. Yeah, she's in for a surprise. No, no, no. She's like, I'm nervous. What if I lose you guys?
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Chapter 8: What are the predictions for the upcoming matches?
I'm like. No, you're not going to lose. Let's stay home alone. Just put a tag on her. My grandma, she's still, Anthony, you don't know who you're speaking to online. I know. Talking to bows, grandma. I used to tell my mom that all the time. I'm like, mom, Pedro's down there talking to like some strange dude or like a man. And Pedro's like 16 at the time. Mom's down there fucking runs downstairs.
Slaps him and shit. What about you? What did you do on your time off? Just league?
no it's not what it is just been a mixture of everything chilling movie shows are you at least good at league now are you still shit i'm awful you just grind i'm absolutely you just grind and you're terrible yeah that's cool i suck how does it feel but the thing is is that i like i'll get high in play so it's like you'll smoke a little or i'll like drink a little bit in that place i got
have you just been nasty yeah I've been nasty man it's been bad it's been bad but good cause it's like good I'm so happy that you're doing that yeah no it's see I I'm the type of person though when I'm off work for too long I call it work loosely I know but when I'm off for a long time I start getting in my head like oh my god they're gonna hate me which they probably do but I'm like I start getting in my head and shit yeah they ain't gonna come back but I'm back tomorrow what about you what you been up to yeah I'm back tomorrow
shit i just been in the crib playing snd tournaments uh went out on new year's with nick and james and them yeah not for that long prior to like one and then went to the crib me and nick were just bullshitting that's really it though i just been in the crib on the game bro new year's was so weird new year's and christmas were so weird for me because like christmas obviously i usually go home we couldn't all we had was is his family come over because matt canceled you didn't even text me back
I didn't even get invited. Can you believe this guy? I didn't get invited. We were trying to figure out how many steaks we needed to make. I just want to know how many steaks we needed. That's it. If you don't want to come, it's all good. Donnie, her aunt's husband, they were good. He did it well? Filet, yeah, they were fantastic. Nice, nice.
But yeah, New Year's, we literally, Andrew and Denise were supposed to come over and Iz fell asleep on the couch. Oh, they didn't come over that night? No, she fell asleep. Oh, really? Yeah. We didn't do anything either. As she does.
i got when we got back from our trip i got this upper respiratory thing where i didn't feel sick at all but i couldn't breathe and i was coughing but nothing will come out i was hoping that loogies or boogers or something nothing so i spent like the first week just like literally chilling i was smoking a little bit of the first couple of days and i was like man this ain't getting better let me fucking chill so it's been about two weeks
For two weeks, four hours, 19 minutes and 66 seconds. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You know that's the first sign of addiction, right? What? If you feel sick and you still continue to smoke, you're deep. I used to have bronchitis with a bong in the garage. Stay cool all day. Dude, listen, I'll tell you what. During COVID- And DayQuil gets you crack low key.
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