Behind the Curtain of Distraction: We Went Undercover with the Most Creative Fans in College Hoops
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What is the Curtain of Distraction?
Has the curtain of distraction ever been used as an actual curtain in front of a window before, or are we making history right now?
It has never performed the duty of a legitimate curtain.
This is exactly how I wanted this session to begin, by using the curtain of distraction to block the sun.
Yeah, it's finally become the big time. It has grown up to an actual curtain. It's what it's always wanted to be.
Your title here is what?
Yeah, my name is Bill Kennedy. I'm an associate athletic director here at Arizona State University. I've been working full-time here for 37 years. I went to school here way back a long, long time ago. And anything else you'd like to know?
Who are the two guys sitting next to you, both of whom have intimidatingly long hair?
My name is Harry DiCecco. I'm a graduate student here at Arizona State University studying computer science, and I've been part of the 942 crew every year I've been at ASU.
My name is Logan Sears. I'm a sophomore here at ASU. I'm majoring in graphic design. This is my second year in the 942 crew. Last year, I just joined as a performer for the curtain, and now I'm taking over for this guy and trying to lead the whole operation.
So if you're not familiar with the whole operation that 19 year old Logan Sears is talking about here, it is officially time to take you behind the curtain, as it were. Because the curtain is an actual black curtain, about six and a half feet tall and eight feet wide. And it hangs from a frame of yellow PVC pipe that gets wheeled out from the student section in the second half of every Arizona State men's basketball game, right behind the hoop, right in the shooter's line of vision. And it terrorizes every opponent who dares to set foot on that free throw line.
And this crowd, the curtain of distraction, It's working. One for three going to this end.
Since 2013, when the curtain first opened, the list of people popping out from behind it have included, but are not limited to, Thanos snapping the Infinity Gauntlet, a topless student smearing mayo all over his chest and nipples with a spoon, a very cranky old lady, a large bearded kid waving around a Miley Cyrus-inspired wrecking ball, and also the actual Michael Phelps doing a Speedo strip tease.
You know why this is great? Because Michael was such a good swimmer, he didn't go to college. So he's getting his college experience. That's right. That's great.
While wearing fake gold medals and a bow tie in order to make a random kid from Oregon State miss.
Two of them. That's unbelievable.
And while I did go to college, as you may well know, I also knew how Michael Phelps felt. Because around this time every year, college basketball reminds me that I absolutely did not have the Arizona State college experience either. I've never had anybody tell me, forks up, go Devils. I've never experienced the Sun Devils student section, the aforementioned 942 crew, and I certainly have never experienced their legendary curtain of distraction. But this season, current leaders Harry and Logan agreed to give Pablo Torre Finds Out an unprecedented and, until now, entirely secret honor of joining college basketball's foremost writer's room. which is the only adult in the room's office.
My all-time favorite characters, because they're one of the ones that we started with, are the unicorns. We have two unicorns that kind of make out. That's been an ongoing one for almost 12, 13 years, so that's kind of one of my all-time favorites just because of its longevity and its Hall of Fame nature.
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