Pablo Torre Finds Out
Behind the Curtain of Distraction: We Went Undercover with the Most Creative Fans in College Hoops
11 Mar 2025
Nobody makes opponents miss free throws like Arizona State’s student section and their infamous Curtain of Distraction. On the brink of March Madness, we embed with the Sun Devils writers' room — and the Lorne Michaels of college basketball — to test the limits of absurdity (with a little help from the likes of Donald Glover and Mike Schur). Then we activated polyamorous conjoined unicorns on the baseline… on live national television. What could possibly go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome to Pablo Torre Finds Out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
Oh my God, stock! We're in 2025! Great Scott, has anyone seen this man? Is this you? It's him, he's out there! He's right there! This is you!
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Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of the grinning at all? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed and shines around the bed with the morning sun? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just be so...
Has the curtain of distraction ever been used as an actual curtain in front of a window before, or are we making history right now?
It has never performed the duty of a legitimate curtain.
This is exactly how I wanted this session to begin, by using the curtain of distraction to block the sun.
Yeah, it's finally become the big time. It has grown up to an actual curtain. It's what it's always wanted to be.
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