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With the Galaxy Watch 7 or the Galaxy Ring and the Samsung Health app.
I've been thinking about this a lot in recent days. And like the conference tournament season is the number one event for like the third tier sporting arenas besides like AEW wrestling. And it's also the number one week for Red Panda. She does like three tournaments that week.
I don't know like how she travels so efficiently. Does Red Panda have a private jet is the question because she'll be at the Big Ten tournament and the next day she's in Charlotte. Red Panda absolutely does not have a private jet. I don't know.
She lost her unicycle in transit one time. Well, that's why she needs one.
But the list of people who deserve a private jet, number one is Red Panda. I believe so.
I remember one time the ACC and the Big East were both in New York. The ACC was at Barclays and Red Panda did both. And I was like, good pull, Red Panda.
That's like Deion Sanders. Yeah, it's just. No one does it like her. She's a star. Should be a Hall of Famer. We've tried to crusade for this. We continue to crusade for this. It's a pablatory topic for sure. I mean, she's just the greatest.
And you know something? Every time when I saw her at both the Big East and the ACC, both times I was like, this is incredible. This is better than the basketball.
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