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Episodes
Episode 310: Performative Daddyness
04 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
It's a no-boys allowed sleepover! Jackie and Molly discuss Jeremy Renner's music "career", who's gonna play Ursula in a live action Little M...
Episode 309: Tingles & Shivies
27 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about the Lion King reboot, Judge Judy's new haircut and "Euphoria" Get $75 off a new sofa—and free one-week ...
Episode 308: Cupcakes for the Football Boys
21 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden are all about "sMothered", Gina Davis's archery skills and Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos keeping it spicy. Go to ht...
Episode 307: Blessed Be
13 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about Miley Cyrus on Black Mirror, a Timothaaay puppet and juicy celebrity feuds. For 15% off your purchase of $100 or ...
Episode 306: Whackitude
06 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The gang gab about Khloe Kardashian's prom, festival fashion and Holden has tik tok tantrum time. Come see us live, June 9th in NYC! Tix->bit.ly/2J...
Episode 305: I'm Joe Shoes
30 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about "Rocketman" and Guy Fieri and Matthew McConaughey's bromance. Come see us live, June 9th in NYC! bit.ly/2...
Episode 304: J'ZM
23 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about celebs with bad breath, Eurovision, and a Whitney Houston hologram tour. Come see us live! bit.ly/2JvdHVW Try Simpl...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 35: Survive the Night
22 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly wrap up the Roundup by diving deep into the bonkers episode that was the season finale. This episode was made possible by listeners l...
Episode 303: Poke the Sugar Bear
16 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, Molly and Holden are all about the youtube celeb drama. Come see us live! http://bit.ly/2JvdHVW Get your first refill pack free at h...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 34: Riverdale: Endgame
15 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Fifty-Six: The Dark Secret of Harvest House" and good lord, why are there so many lost children in Riverdale...
Episode 302: A Horse in the Morn
09 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about Mayochella, the Met Gala and weird turn-ons. Come see us live! Tickets available now - http://bit.ly/2JvdHVW Start ...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 33: In The Navy
08 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Fifty-Five: Prom Night" and gab about Chony, cannibalism, and clones. No matter what creepy-sexy cult you're...
Episode 301: A Face Made for Screamin'
03 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Natalie Jean gab about the Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, Idris Elba's wedding and fanny pack crocs. Go to http://expressvpn.com/page7 ...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 32: Spurkin' Around
01 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly recap "Fear the Reaper" and Jackie rejoices that Riverdale is now technically one of her sister wives shows. Join our bad d...
Bonus Episode: Hot Dog Top Dog
29 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special bonus episode, Jackie is joined by hot dog top dog Eric Mittenthal of the National Hot Dog & Sausage Council and she picks hi...
Episode 300: Yellow Pocket Angel Eggs
25 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Holden and Natalie Jean gab about Nic Cage's rendition of "Purple Rain", Taylor Swift dropping new music and "The Act" Get...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 31: G is for Gargoyle
24 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly have mixed feelings about "Chapter Fifty-Three: Jawbreaker" Join our bad daddy brigade! www.patreon.com/page7podcast Intro ...
Episode 299: Cheekin on the Knees
18 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus gab about Beyonce's "Homecoming", Game of Thrones season 8 and Six Flags. Get 20% off your Dress Pant Yoga Pants at...
Episode 298: Horse Maneuvers
11 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week Jackie, Molly and Holden gab about Lil Nas X, bullies and start casting an LPN musical. Go to http://phlur.com and use promo code PAGE7 to g...
Episode 297: April Reals Day
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden discuss scented sandals, the Dynasty reboot and how much they hate pranks. Plus, when you use my dedicated link, http://candi...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 30: A Tasty Snack
04 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly roundup Chapter Fifty-Two: The Raid and discuss the teen wing of the Riverdale police force, Betty Snooper, and whether or not Jughea...
Episode 296: Hug Me Backwards
28 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
3 cities, 3 shows, one great guy! Get tickets for the Jason Saenz Benefit Extravaganza: NYC - http://bit.ly/2HKdFts LA - SaenzBenefitLA.com DC - http:...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 29: What's Your Damage?
27 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly recap the musical episode Chapter Fifty-One: BIG FUN and discuss dance-offs, Jackie's blue balls and Jughead singing. Join our bad da...
Episode 295: Aunt Becky Did Crimes
21 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden discuss Lori Loughlin's legal troubles, Holden's wedding and debate who's "Starbucks, not Starbucks" Go to http://f...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 28: Almost Scary Nowhere
20 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly watch Chapter 50: The American Dream and recap slow motion Cheryl, a deadly King of the Mountain game, and Veronica becoming the new ...
Episode 294: Ding Dong Daughter
14 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Henry catch up on Lori Loughlin's college admission scandal, mixing condiments and A-Rod & JLo's engagement. Go to http://phlur.com and...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 27: Archie Finds an Orphan
13 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly recap "Chapter Forty-Nine: Fire Walk With Me" and discuss the Joan Jett of Riverdale, Archie's boxing phase and, guys, do w...
Episode 293: Fatone Hole
08 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly are joined by Henry to discuss Joey Fatone's hotdog business, Spielberg vs Netflix and as a tribute to Luke Perry we remember the bes...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 26: Snake's Mouth
07 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly catch up on "Chapter Forty-Eight: Requiem for a Welterweight" and Archie is still dumb, Gladys Jones is still hot and no cr...
Episode 292: Squawkin' & Squealin'
01 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Marcus and Ben discuss the Oscars, "Lorena" and a particularly icky blind item. Get 20% off at http://betabrand.com/seven Robinhood ...
Episode 291: The Molly Zone
21 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden discuss movies to cry to, business plans and spend a little time in Jamaican Anime Corner. Get 15% off you first pair at http...
Episode 290: Babyspice666
15 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Henry discuss Will Smith as the Genie, The Grammys and they get erotic with some Riverdale fan fiction. Start your 4-week trial at...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 25: Pretty by Day, Poison by Night
14 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly catch you up on "The Red Dahlia" and "Bizarrodale". Every Patreon supporter is a daddy to us. Unlock weekly bonus...
Episode 289: That's Horsesome!
08 Feb 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Holden dish on Elton John, "Russian Doll" and the Superbowl. Get an extra 25% off when you keep all items in your box at h...
Episode 288: Sweet Magick's Comin' For Ya
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly are joined by Henry Zebrowski to gab bout "Abducted in Plain Sight", leggings as pants and the Superbowl. Get 15% off your ...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 24: Glamberge Eggs
31 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly catch you up on the last two episodes and discuss CB radios, bear attacks, orphan queens and BITCHES AIN'T NUNS. Every Patreon suppor...
Episode 287: Kevin Passed Away, OhLaLa
25 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Henry and Holden are in mourning and discuss age gap cat love, grief meats and shitstagram. Go to http://felixgrayglasses.com/page7 to protect...
Episode 286: Arrr You a Redneck?
17 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus goss about "The Americans", the Kid Rock cruise and Mariah Carey getting black mailed. Go to http://phlur.com today...
Episode 285: There's So Many Butts in Mykonos
10 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're talking "The Masked Singer", Lindsay Lohan's new show and ding ding ding! There's a new DILF on the scene. Get 20% off your ...
Episode 284: Franaissance
03 Jan 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We kick off the new year by talking troubling children's toys, stadium pals and 2019 fashions. Plus, when you use my dedicated link, http://candidco.c...
Episode 283: The Christmas on Christmas
20 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about raisinets, Jackie makes a Christmas confession and we indulge in the only LPN holiday tradition and watch "I Think You M...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 23: I Speak For The Fallen
19 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We catch up on the last two episodes and discuss Jelly Bean, syrup waterboards and a game born of madness. Grab your fizzle rocks and visit our Patreo...
Episode 282: Hairy Scoots
13 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk terrifying children's toys, the sexuality of muppets and some juicy stories from Hollyweird. Get $10 off your first box at http://fa...
Episode 281: Tug & Humbles
06 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Page 7: Mariah Carey's questionable parenting, the king of sandwiches, and Gwyneth Paltrow claims she invented yoga. Get 25% off the pric...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 22: Juice Bunker
05 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus recap "Chapter Forty-One: Manhunter" and discuss Dr. Curdle Jr, daddying up, and how off the rails Riverdale can ge...
Episode 280: Revenge of Nana's Christmas
29 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly discuss Hallmark movies, Amanda Byne's interview for Paper magazine, and the 2018 Goop gift guide. Go to http://koparibeauty.com/page...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 21: Hubba Hubba Lift Off
29 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly discuss "Chapter Forty: The Great Escape" and discuss bad ass bitch moves, Judas kisses and ask - how dumb is Archie? Suppo...
Episode 279: Anything Goes, Baby
15 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss Guy Fieri facts, Canadian culture and the war on Thanksgiving. Go to http://daily-harvest.com and enter promo code PA...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 20: The Teens are LARPing
14 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus review Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Midnight Club and discuss The Fred Heads, secrets & sins and that bathroom cat fight. S...
Episode 278: Crying Into My Gravy
08 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Molly are feeling smooth this week as they talk about the Sunday funny pages, Food Network Thanksgiving specials, and Idris Elba. Thanks to...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 19: Griffins & Gandalfs
03 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus recap season 3 episode 3 "As Above, So Below" and talk sex bunkers, juvie fight clubs and corrupting minors. Want some ent...
Episode 277: Donkey Money
02 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus discuss the Heidi Klum Halloween party, questionable celebrity Halloween costumes, Wookie holes and seasonal milk flavors. Get $10 o...
Episode 276: Calling All Ghosts
26 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus get into the Halloween mood by gabbing about spectrophilia, recessive ghost genes and the new Halloween movie. Go to http://d...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 18: Prison's a Bummer
24 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus recap season 3 episode 2 "Chapter Thirty-Seven: Fortune and Men's Eyes" and talk dubious doctors, mad dogs and br...
Episode 275: Private Garden
18 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie Molly and Marcus talk Netflix recommendations, songs to do CPR to and Burger King's Halloween slushies. Get your first refill pack free at http...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 17: Daddy Brigade
17 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Riverdale is back beautiful babies! Jackie, Molly & Marcus recap all the nonsense in the season 3 premiere "Chapter Thirty-Six: Labor Day&quo...
Episode 274: JacKanye
11 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus are joined by Holden McNeely to gab about horses, Taylor Swift, and Jackie's new nerd hobbies. Get $10 off your first box at http:...
Episode 273: Romp Tromp
04 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly, and Marcus discuss Lindsay Lohan's slap-happy week, "Dancing with the Stars: Juniors" and kick off Halloween month with some ...
Episode 272: Fiddlin' All About
27 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss problematic 90's movies, Kathy Najimy sightings and drop some HOT HALLOWEEN goss. Get your first refill pack free a...
Episode 271: Puffy Squinty Man
20 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus goss about the best times and places to propose, Bert and Ernie and weird Disney people. Get $10 off your first box at http:/...
Episode 270: Eeples and Baneenees
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Henry discuss the Paul McCartney GQ interview, "Great British Bake Off" goss and debate if Alex Trebek is a daddy. Go to h...
Episode 269: Upside Down Nostril
07 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus are joined by Henry Zebrowski to gab about Lindsey Buckingham, jade eggs and green room yachts. Want even more hot goss? Support u...
Episode 268: Pizzle Sticks
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss doggie treats, getting drunk at the mall and mopey movies. Want even more hot goss and access to Jackie and Molly's m...
Episode 267: Every Daddy is a Daddy to Me
23 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss sober karaoke, tragic-spice and himbos. Want in on the slumber party? Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/...
Episode 268: Harken It
17 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It's a girls only, no boys allowed sleep over Page 7 and Jackie and Molly discuss themed restaurants, "Sharp Objects" and Kelsey Grammer's a...
Episode 267: Y'all Got Smote!
10 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss a dog's quinceañera, Kathleen Turner's amazing Vulture interview and clap backs. Want even more hot goss? Join our P...
Episode 266: Slippery as an Eel
03 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss Candy Land erotica, questionable scruples and Jackie's highschool prom. Get your first order free by visiting http://...
Episode 265: Hey Sport
26 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus talk Daddy-Daughter dances, Meghan Trainor's songwriting skills and movies that don't hold up. Want even more hot goss? ...
Episode 264: Summer of Smangaritas
20 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus gab about bros icing bros, "Whitney" and beanie babies. Want even more hot goss? Take a spin over to our Patreon ...
Episode 263: Riding with the Yuck-Yucks
12 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss beard oils, hot dog ambassadors and leaning into being basic, and Molly gives Jackie some much needed skanking advice...
Episode 262: Will Lick
05 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Independence Day y'all! Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss hot dog water, the sexiest fictional presidents and celebrities with B.D.E. Visit htt...
Episode 261: Boot Scoot Adjacent
29 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Molly's back! And she brought a special guest - baby Freddie! The gang discusses school dances, the newest addition to the Gaines family and Jackie's ...
Episode 260: License to Thrill
22 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Marcus and Jackie are joined by Ben Kissel in Los Angeles to talk John Cena's vasectomy reversal, James Van Der Beek's placenta pics, and Jackie's bad...
Episode 259: Despugcito
16 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Uh oh it's a buy one Zebrowski get one free Page 7. Henry joins Jackie to gab over "Monsters Inside Me", Dr. Pimple Popper and celebs with c...
Episode 258: Did I Just Get Yoncé'd?
09 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Holden joins Jackie in LA and they gab with Marcus about the upcoming Addam's Family animated movie, getting Blair Witch'ed and fat children of Hollyw...
Episode 257: Cash Grab Baby
01 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus are joined by Holden McNeely to gab about Jeff Goldblum's jazz album, big hat etiquette and their fantasies from when they were tee...
Episode 256: Jackie's Burden
25 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Holden McNeely joins Marcus and Jackie to goss about the royal wedding, celebrity farts and John Traa's instagram. Visit http://theblacktux.com/page7 ...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 16: Cheryl in a Barrel
24 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus recap the season finale "Brave New World" and give their predictions for the next season. Also...Jughead's real name is Fo...
Episode 254: Itchy Town
17 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Marcus & Henry goss about Rami Malek playing Freddie Mercury, Jackie's trip to DragCon and cheeky Dane Lars von Trier. Want even more hot ...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 15: Canned Meat
13 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus get into double trouble as they recap the past two Riverdale episodes. Patreon Subscribers get even more Jackie drooling over Jughea...
Episode 253: #Fatherable
12 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Molly had her baby! She'll be a bit busy for now, so in the meantime Marcus and Jackie have Henry Zebrowski in to discuss Elon Musk dating Grimes, Chi...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 14: Make My Bones
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus recap the latest Riverdale episode: "Chapter Thirty-Three: Shadow of a Doubt". Patreon subscribers get even more hatchi ...
Episode 252: Meat Drunk
04 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Henry Zebrowski joins Jackie and Marcus to talk about ghosts, kangaroo recipes and Blac Chyna. For 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, go to http:/...
Episode 251: Braff Hole
27 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss McDonald's mascots, Zach Braff, and the passing of Verne Troyer. Visit http://theblacktux.com/page7 for $20 off you...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 13: Thespian Terrorism
26 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Riverdale is back and so is the roundup! Jackie, Molly & Marcus recap Chapter 31: A Night to Remember. Want to help the show? Take our confidentia...
Episode 250: The Fest of Wrestle
19 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus chat about wrestling, baby headphones and #Beychella. Thanks to Felix Gray for sponsoring this episode. Go to http://felixg...
Episode 249: Speaking of Buttocks
13 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus talk about Jim Carrey's art, "Jersey Shore Family Vacation" and the mystical art of bottom reading. Want to help ...
Episode 248: Anacondita
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus gab about 90's maternity fashion, Jesus Christ Superstar and puppetry. Want to help the show? Take our confidential survey!...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 12: Between God & Gucci
05 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Arm wrestling! A secret gay hookup tunnel! Getting chased by nuns! All this and more in the latest and hottest Riverdale Roundup. Want to help the sho...
Episode 247: Release the Hounds
30 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus goss over bad reality tv, wolf attacks and investigate the gripping mystery of who bit Beyonce? Thanks to Stamps.com for sp...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 11: Women Were Sufferin'
29 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss Chapter Twenty-Nine: Primary Colors and all the twists, turns and...Bravo's Andy Cohen?!? Want to help the show? Ta...
Episode 246: Sisqo Dreams
22 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Molly is busy bringing new life into the world so Jackie & Marcus are joined by Henry Zebrowski to discuss underwear songs, Renee Zellweger as Jud...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 10: Mid-Jug
22 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus discuss Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood and all the "dun-dun-duuuunn!" moments in it. Want to help the show? Take our conf...
Episode 245: Worm Time
15 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss terrible animated kids movies, rude humor and the practicality of doing cocaine at 70. Want to help the show? Take ou...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 9: Hot Tubs & Jalapeno Margaritas
15 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Riverdale is back and that means so is the roundup - this week: hot tubs! Smooches! INTRIGUE! Want to help the show? Take our confidential survey. goo...
Episode 244: Bread Durst
09 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie and Marcus are joined by Henry Zebrowski to recap the Oscars, ponder Fred Durst's directing career and discuss "The Assassination of Giann...
Episode 243: Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride
01 Mar 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss Barbra Streisand's dogs, questionable 90's science & butt chewin'. Take our listener survey here: https://goo.g...
Episode 242: Karamo for President
24 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus talk teenage dramas, Fergie's rendition of the national anthem and play fuck-marry-fuck with the Queer Eye hosts. Like the ...
Episode 241: Valenwine's Day
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly & Marcus discuss the "Queer Eye" reboot, the drama between Kim Cattrall & Sarah Jessica Parker and the upcoming arriva...
Riverdale Roundup Vol. 8: Martin Scorsese Nightmare
15 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie, Molly and Marcus discuss murder clean ups, undocumented Canadians and the questionable "Operation Guess Who's Coming to Dinner". I...