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NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Bears Are A Disaster, The Lions Are Unstoppable + Jason Kelce And Joel Embiid Stepped To The Haters
Mon, 4 Nov 2024
NFL Week 9 and we start with fastest 2 minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:08:51) Bills 30, Dolphins 27 (00:08:51-00:21:41) Falcons 27, Cowboys 21 (00:21:41-00:33:29) Ravens 41, Broncos 10 (00:33:29-00:38:10) Commanders 27, Giants 22 (00:38:10-00:49:24) Chargers 27, Browns 10 (00:49:24-01:00:33) Bengals 41, Raiders 24 (01:00:33-01:05:44) Panthers 23, Saints 22 (01:05:44-01:15:53) Titans 20, Patriots 17 (01:15:53-01:23:46) Cardinals, 29, Bears 9 (01:23:46-01:42:06) Lions 24, Packers 14 (01:42:06-01:50:24) Eagles 28, Jaguars 23 (01:50:24-02:02:03) Rams 26, Seahawks 20 (02:02:03-02:07:50) Vikings 21, Colts 13 (02:07:50-02:09:50) We finish with who's back of the week including Embiid and Kelce and Justice for Peanut the squirrel. (02:09:50-02:31:50).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Chapter 1: What happened in NFL Week 9?
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On today's part of my take, week nine in the NFL. We're going to talk every single game from Sunday. We're going to do fastest two minutes. We've got some weird stuff going on in Philly that we've got to get to. Who's back of the week?
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Chapter 2: How did the Bills defeat the Dolphins?
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Happy No Nut November. We start in Atlanta where the Falcons had a tough time defending against Rico charges as Dowdle scored a touchdown. Meanwhile, young thug Kirk Cousins looked like prime Jimmy Guapolo throwing for three touchdowns. The Cowboys were forced to call on their DACA quarterback as Prescott heard his hammy, but it was too little too late as Cooper rushed down.
Did his best to be a modern-day warrior with a mean, mean stride, but fell short, leaving his fat coach to smash a tablet after the menu wouldn't load. Falcons 27, Cowboys 21. What? What?
We go up to the Meadowlands where Dan, all I do is quin, quin, quin, no matter what, had Washington rolling. And the team was looking animated as, Hi, I'm Troy McLaurin. You may remember me from such films as the 1-yard touchdown reception and the 10-yard touchdown reception.
Not even a day ball of coke can save Wall Street, as another Black Monday is imminent after Daniel Dow Jones continues to crash. The Commander is 27. The G-Men, 22.
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Chapter 3: What went wrong for the Bears against the Cardinals?
I don't know. I don't know.
Zeke is treating the NFL like he's a kid on a youth soccer team. He's like, I can't make it to the game tonight because my sister has a violin recital.
Yeah, I don't know, but it had to be something bad for Jerry to be like, Zeke, you're not allowed to travel with us. Right. Because I think Jerry, he loves getting the miles. I think they go straight to like his personal credit account. Yeah. Flying airplanes. I think that he loves Zeke, too.
He does. But the story I read, Zeke has just been late to a bunch of meetings, like multiple meetings. Which is shocking considering how fast he drives. That's true. My question, though, is this. And this is no discredit to the Falcons. Again, I do think the Falcons are good. I said that four weeks ago when I was like, I'd take them in the NFC South over the Bucs.
That was obviously the Bucs have a lot of injuries. At what point are the Cowboys no longer a good win?
I think they're always going to be a good win because they're always going to be a satisfying win. They're a satisfying win, but at what point is it like, oh, they beat the Cowboys. The Cowboys are not good. Yeah, well, let's ask Max. Max, you play the Cowboys next week, right?
I think rivalry games are different.
Robbery games are different for sure. It doesn't matter when you throw out the record books, but you get what I'm saying. Like the Cowboys are not good. They're not a good football team, but we're in our head because they've been like under Mike McCarthy. Yes, they have not had playoff success, but they've been a very good regular season team under Mike McCarthy.
So in your head, you see the Cowboys on the schedule and you're like, oh, that's a big game. They're a good team there. They're not. They're a bad team. They have a lot of holes. Building the entire offense out of just CeeDee Lamb does not make any sense. Micah Parsons has been out for a while. I actually think they should trade Micah Parsons.
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Chapter 4: Why are the Lions unstoppable this season?
Chapter 5: What did Jason Kelce and Joel Embiid say to their critics?
Chapter 6: How are the Patriots performing this season?
Yeah, it was that. It was the sad fake punt, and then it was also the fourth down end around with CeeDee Lamb that lost like 15 yards. The Cowboys are ass. They are complete ass. That's also fun, Hank, watching the Cowboys be ass. The Falcons are good. This was a good win for the Falcons. Kirk Cousins...
I think if you looked at his stats this year, he was like the greatest quarterback of all time against the Bucs. And then OK, like average to below average against everyone else. So it's good that he beefed up his resume against someone not named the Bucs.
Yeah, well, this is it's the highest back to back quarterback rating for any quarterback ever in Falcons history. Wow. What Kirk has done the last two weeks.
The Falcons are good. They still got to figure out their pass rush situation. They did get three sacks today. It is shocking.
MVP quarterback. Are we having the conversation? No, I'm saying that's better than Matt Ryan.
oh yeah yeah yeah matt ryan did win an mvp that's true i was thinking for a second i was like michael michael win an mvp this is actually should have we should we should have talked about this on friday this is the matchup of kirk cousins versus the black kirk cousins yeah remember when amari cooper called dac prescott yeah was amari cooper actually giving dac prescott the best compliment he's ever received in his life i think so because that's a that would be an honor because i take kirk cousins over dac every day of
week yeah and i mean the cowboys are bad i i have a question so good win for the falcons i actually do think the falcons are good i i'm worried about the drake london injury because uh he came out of the game after scoring a touchdown he's very important and again their defense has to round into form a little bit more uh the cowboys ran the ball like the cowboys don't run the ball and they ran the ball very well zeke is just
I don't even know what's happening. He just doesn't go to meetings anymore, and then they're like, yeah, don't come to this game. Disciplinary reasons?
I don't know. I don't know.
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