Park Bench Ontology

Episode 125 – It’s faccckkked upppp

24 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

A white person mans a black history booth at the CNE ~ people with kids are more depressed ~ we talk American and Canadian politics and our hatred for...

Episode 124 – Fist and a Half

16 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Manolis starts the podcast telling us about an audience member who uses her fists to measure her boyfriend’s  dick…or something like that ~ picku...

Episode 123 – Dick & Balls

09 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Nick Durie (@ndurie) joins us again ~ we rigorously discuss Lenny Kravitz’s dick ~ then more about the Republican primaries and Trump being ballsy ~...

Episode 122 – The Mustache Returns

06 Aug 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Unfortunately, we had some technical problems with this episode. We’ll get it sorted out for next time. We call Shane Ogden (@shaneogden1) during th...

Episode 121 – Roasting Manolis & Voting for Gavin

28 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The non-celebrity roast of Manolis was a huge success, so we chat about it for a bit ~ then we talk about Hulk Hogan’s racist tirade ~ Nick Durie vi...

Episode 119 – Sex Pistols & Selling Out

13 Jul 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Sex Pistols kill their anti-establishment street cred after they get a credit card made in their image ~ shortly after, we talk about super hero...

Episode 117 – Pride and Pachycephalosaurus’

29 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Is The Avengers a good movie? We don’t find a conclusion. Then in the blockbuster Jurassic World, the short form of pachycephalosaurus (or pakisaur...

Episode 116 – Charleston

22 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

A dude deep throats a dildo at Yuk Yuks and wins the deep throat contest, Manolis records it and puts it on Facebook and gets 1,000 views. Patrick te...

Episode 115 – Mayce, Doug Stanhope & the NAACP

16 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We all have headphones now, so expect higher quality episodes…maybe. Mayce tells us about his recent experience opening for Doug Stanhope at the Ope...

Episode 114 – Don’t Fuck with Manolis

08 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We totally skip the introductions, making Gavin’s day. Manolis almost gets into a brawl after a dumb heckler runs his mouth, then tells us a story ...

Episode 113 – Foot Fetishes & Scooters

02 Jun 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We spend a long time arguing over the placement of hosts at the table. We slight those who don’t need, but use mobility scooters because they are la...

Episode 112 – Rough Wrestling

24 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Last week we started talking about the story of “rough wrestling” but Gavin tries to hold back vital details of how rough wrestling came to be. M...

Episode 111 – Louie CK & Dane Cook’s Dark Side

20 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Louie CK has been jerking off in front of women, Dane Cook gets banned from “his” club The Laugh Factory. After Gavin’s last show, the club tur...

Episode 110 – Giving a Shit with Jason Rouse

06 May 2015

Contributed by Lukas

What a way to start off an episode! Jason Rouse (@jasonrouse666), Joe Basla and Nick Durie (@ndurie) join us as we discuss Manolis’ possible overdos...

Episode 106 – Megan Answers Our Questions

01 Apr 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) and Nick Durie (@ndurie) join us. We talk about the plane that turned back home after a passenger crop dusted the entir...

Episode 103 – Women’s Day & Mayce’s Goose

08 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Mayce’s pet goose turns three. Manolis makes us all proud by fucking his Fleshlight (purchase here!) once again – which has been used at least fiv...

Episode 102 – Air Band

02 Mar 2015

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 101 – Sitcoms & Vanilla Ice

22 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 100 – Melanoma In Your Ass

16 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 99 – #HamOnt Comedy Scene & The Monetary System

08 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

The Hamilton comedy scene is taking off and everyone’s starting to notice – we talk about Hamilton Magazine’s (@hamiltonmag) front page feature...

Episode 98 – Graphing Hook

01 Feb 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Our first topic: we talk about the proper disposal of a dead or dying cat, quickly cover the spelling of “grappling hook”, then resume cat disposa...

Episode 97 – Gun & Hammer Brothers

30 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

We offer our opinions of the locally notorious Eastgate Square robbery by two dudes – one with a gun, the other with a…hammer? Then we all went d...

Episode 96 – #JeSuisCharlie

18 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Guest comedian Jordan Hoath joins us. We read Manolis’ love poem, and ask him how he’s doing after his recent breakup. We also discuss the recen...

Episode 95 – Heartbreak & #Cosby

11 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

Hilarious comedian Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) joins us while we talk #Cosby. Hamilton mayor Fred Eisenberger says he won’t be going to the #Cosby...

Episode 94 – Dustin Diamond’s Rage

05 Jan 2015

Contributed by Lukas

This week we briefly try to pretend we know anything about the missing AirAsia flight. Dustin Diamond goes crazy and stabs a dude in the arm pit. Ho...

Episode 93 – Vegetarians & Secret Santa

29 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Guest Michael Moses joins as while we talk about Manolis’ new vegetarian diet. We exchange some ridiculous gifts for our half-assed secret Santa. W...

Episode 92 – Window Sex

23 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 91 – #Conan & #PETA

15 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 90 – Porn Preferences

08 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 89 – Bill Cosby & Psychopaths

01 Dec 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Toronto experiences another week of sexual harassment (weird), we talk about diets, the history of jazz and musicians & comedians stealing from other...

Episode 88 – Manolis’ Sweater

24 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

We spend some time discussing Manolis’ new relationship sweater, and tells us how he plans to stop watching porn. Is it getting too hard for a man t...

Episode 87 – Parallel Universes & The Pope

18 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Parallel universes. Do they exist? We find out through the scientific method. We briefly say a few things about Macaulay Culkin, for some reason. May...

BONUS EPISODE!

12 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 86

10 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast we debate whether centaurs should have the same rights as the average person. An hour in, we talk #BigEarsTeddy & #JianGhom...

Episode 85

03 Nov 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 84

27 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 83

19 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 82

13 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 82: This week, 32 year comedy legend and veteran Stan Thomson joins us & tells us what’s changed in the comedy biz over the years, and we fi...

Episode 81

05 Oct 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 80

29 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 79

22 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 78

15 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 77

08 Sep 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 76

31 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 75

25 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Girls Night Out Hezekiah Wolfowitz joins us, to talk about his time in seminary school, the tragic shooting of Michael Brown Jr. and su...

Episode 74

18 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 73

11 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 72

04 Aug 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 71 – It’s Manolis’ Birf-day

27 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

That’s right our very own Manolis Zontanos turned 89 and to celebrate the guys read STARR! A semi autobiographical  essay he wrote with just a type...

Episode 70: We make a horror movie!

13 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 69

07 Jul 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 68

29 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This was one of our best episodes yet, funny and educational. This week the guys find out what the female prostate is called. In yo face Neil Degrasse...

Episode 67

23 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 66

16 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Girls Night Out, the guys take a moment to share their thoughts on the tragedy in Moncton and the unfortunate accident of Tracy Morgan....

Episode 65

08 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 64

02 Jun 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 63

25 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 62

19 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 61

12 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 60

04 May 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 59

28 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 58

21 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 57

13 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 56

07 Apr 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 55

30 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 54

24 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 53

16 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 52

10 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 51

02 Mar 2014

Contributed by Lukas

Hello everyone and welcome back to another week of Girls Night Out. This week we talk about the Olympics, a real life Barbie, and get on about Lottery...

Episode 50

24 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week Gavin, Manolis, and Mayce blow up over bowling. Drake is hard done by Rolling Stone, and we try to figure out what kind of minds are at work...

Episode 49 Part 2

17 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

…And we’re back with the second part of episode 49, talking Seinfeld reunions, Thugs not hugs, and real life super hero civil war! Please remember...

Episode 49 part 1

10 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 48

03 Feb 2014

Contributed by Lukas

What’s up guys? This week on the show we talk about all the dead people on Facebook, living off the grid, and why menials suck. Please remember to s...

Episode 47

26 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 46

20 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 45

12 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 44

06 Jan 2014

Contributed by Lukas

This week Aunt Francis’s own Mathew Surina joins us as we talk about Colorado’s recent decision to legalize marijuana, and the future. Now this ep...

Episode 43

24 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 42

16 Dec 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 41

18 Nov 2013

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back with episode 41, this week we talk Mayor Rob Ford and his crack love, and we try to figure out a saying Manolis heard but can’t remembe...

Episode 40

28 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 39

21 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 38

15 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 37

06 Oct 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 37 we talk about the American Government Shut down B.S, a new cray cray running around Toronto with severed cat heads then we get serious. Ple...

Episode 36

29 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 35

03 Sep 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 34

26 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Manolis had the worst day taking his Mother to the doctor, he roles right into the cop who got charged in the Toronto street car shooting, and then we...

Episode 33

19 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 32

12 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Patrick comes back from New Zealand from being on tour with Tom Green and shows us some creepy videos of  a plane crash, that blows our minds. Also w...

Episode 31

05 Aug 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 30

29 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 29

22 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 28

18 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Who doesn’t love to make fun of Mayce’s shirt? Exactly! So after making fun of Obama Mama for a good two minutes we move along to discuss why Gavi...

Episode 27

08 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

We decided to record the episode outside this week, hence the sound. We find the guys joined by one of the members of Aunt Francis, Devan Bateson as t...

Episode 26

01 Jul 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 25

24 Jun 2013

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back after a brief hiatus, and we’re talking about when is a comic famous enough to call his own shots? We go old school talking about much ...

Episode 21

27 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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Episode 20

20 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Like a married couple Gavin (whipped) gets mad at Manolis (Animal)for drinking water out of his wife’s wine glasses, Manolis tells about having a on...

Episode 18

13 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

Manolis suggests argues with Gavin over time travel and slavery (That’s always fun) We all have opinions on the Boston Bombing suspects, and Manolis...

Episode 17

06 May 2013

Contributed by Lukas

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