Pendejo Time

Road Trip

07 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Drove from Portland to Weed, had to use some old lav mics, this is a documentation of that trip. EnjoySupport the show

wet

29 Aug 2024

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white entertainment televisionSupport the show

Sheriff Louisanarexia

22 Aug 2024

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skinny in the swamp Support the show

Mind Porno

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To continue talking to your grandson, you must first watch 20 seconds of Mind Porno. Do you accept? Support the show

creamer

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I see a coffee and I hate to drink it black. I use my creamer to turn it to brown not black Support the show

The Pot Bug

01 Aug 2024

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Thomas' new anti-drug PSA for kids and parents everywhere Support the show

Thomas Hosts the Oscars

25 Jul 2024

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He really could do it I was kinda blown away. Support the show

Megan McClam

18 Jul 2024

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daughter of sea veteran John McClamSupport the show

Uncle Sam [Feat Sam @RealOnlineBoy

11 Jul 2024

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Welcome back Unc. Support the show

the 4th

04 Jul 2024

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the story of independenceSupport the show

Pendejo's Playhouse

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode One: Camping Trip Episode Two: Karaoke Night Episode Three: The Interrogation Support the show

uncle chuckler

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

welcome to the FBI son Support the show

foreman....?

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

now I dont know why its necessary for the job for me to wear this lace corset but like I told the the lady im willing to learn Support the show

rooster henley and chicken chicker

06 Jun 2024

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evil chicken men Support the show

davius shrimp

30 May 2024

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shrimp so good itllSupport the show

doochie

23 May 2024

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tee heeSupport the show

Chris lizard

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

have a seat on under that sun lamp for me. what are you doing here ?Support the show

baseball

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

simmer downSupport the show

dumb bitch juice

02 May 2024

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dangerous thots

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

comedy is dangerous again alhamdulillahSupport the show

Green M&M, Je T'Aime [Feat Mike Recine]

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We gotta bring back hot candy what kinda fuckin world is this. Check out "Out for Smokes" pod, as well as Mike's Special "I'm...

Blow(My)Back(Out) [Ft. Noah Kulwin]

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

the longest episode we've ever done and one of my personal favorites with Noah Kulwin of Blowback. We talk 9/11, jewish guys, and why Christians ...

israeli strip clubs

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

there weren't any in Dagestan. who woulda thunkSupport the show

mr motivation

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

if you don't have a thick one get off my sales team Support the show

sex toy reviews vol. 1

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

a new twist on a fan favoriteSupport the show

backyard brawlers

14 Mar 2024

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retvrn to tradition... Support the show

Hard Knock Rife (Ft. Brandon Wardell)

07 Mar 2024

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wazaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Support the show

Yellow Wet Bread

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hearty Thomas Recipes for the American Home Support the show

therapist assassin

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

in 2046 texas has given therapists the power of  judge jury executioner and therapist, one therapist in texas only handles one type of trauma... blun...

Executioner Salary, Executioner Benefits, Executioner Work From Home

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Executioner Jobs Near Me 150k A Year Torturer Jobs Frisco, Texas Support the show

WSV

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A whole new type of bible Support the show

True Detective Season 5

01 Feb 2024

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Starring Foghorn Leghorn Support the show

Homeless Guy Bar Initiative

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

giving homeless guys what they want, not what they need. Support the show

B.U.N.T.

18 Jan 2024

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Beach University of North Texas in Denton. "Survivors Go Here." Support the show

pious and pure of heart

11 Jan 2024

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vestigial religion Support the show

happy-ass reaper

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I like eating oats and shit. that your baby? time for him to go lol. Support the show

The Life and Times of Smokey De La Truve

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let his life be a warning Support the show

The HEB Bandit (Ft. JT Kelley)

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian and long time friend of mine JT joins us to talk about Cucking, pretending to be deaf to avoid jail, and smoking heroin. Checkout JT on Insta...

Mousie Cheese and the Perilous Villain

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jake is sick please don't tell him I did this. Support the show

The Bards of North Texas

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Boosting the morale of millwrights, pipe fitters,  welders, and alcoholics through sweet song and dashing dance. Support the show

strip club reviews 2

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

throwing it back by popular demandSupport the show

On the Origin of Christmas, Evil, and the Known Universe

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

My grandpa, the Devil. Support the show

A Pendejo Space Caper

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Can You Solve The Mystery? Support the show

5101-GROOVE

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The sexiest mothafuckin radio station for nasty ass mothafuckas Support the show

Martin Luther Squeak jr.

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I have a cheese. lol. Support the show

food song variety hour

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

for the real day ones this goes out to you. Support the show

bad

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

first shitty episode in a while but hey they can't all be winners. Support the show

anyone want to sell me a car

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

they got my shit on lockdown and there is no end in sight. if you have a restored nova or firebird and you want to sell it for 200 dollars hit my line...

Arlen, Germany

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

but dad you told me the eagle tattoo was because its your favorite bird Support the show

cookie

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

cookie yum yum so good. who gives a shit anymore. come to scuba's tavern nov 10th Chicago 8 PM ticket here Patreon.com/pendejotime Support the s...

The Tech Summit

21 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Folks it is the year the Thomas. His inventions? Groundbreaking. His work ethic? Unmatched. His phone? Dripping with spit. Support the show

new ad reads

14 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

ridge wallet keeps leaving me on seen so we got some new ads but I am not sure I trust these guys. Support the show

strip club reviews

07 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

tales from the titty barsSupport the show

the randy test

31 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

question one: could you love a fat bald white man who's mother tells her friends he died? question two: do you think it's sexy that I alw...

father science

24 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

welcome to daddy university of technology Support the show

soberlock holmes

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

professor moriarty is the one behind the kiaboys and only I can stop themSupport the show

foul-long dong

10 Aug 2023

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5000 years of civilization reborn.Support the show

the dinner date

03 Aug 2023

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stanley stinkers

28 Jul 2023

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Another riveting journey into the minds of the South's leading intellectualsSupport the show

daps

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

for 200 dollars we convince yo wife she crazy and going blind and that her momma adicctred to porno and then you can leave her for being all of those ...

4 to 6 beers

13 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

its the perfect amountSupport the show

tugboat diaries

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

life on the coastSupport the show

Themdiana Jones

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Still a working title sorrySupport the show

so much doja they call me cat

22 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I smoke so much weed they call me whackerSupport the show

advice and business

15 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this is what the listeners want. life advice and a business idea from Thomas so bad that he would die immediately if it ever came to fruition. sign up...

laid off

08 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

have a seat sir, thank you for the pizza. what brings you hear today. I'm gonna have a slice of that. Support the show

boycott target (Ft. Will Menaker)

01 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Will joins us to talk about the state of worship music today Support the show

build your own heaven

25 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

took a little while to get going on this one so another long episode for the true sick fucksSupport the show

pousey

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

hhhello i am hhhungarian red pill christian i come to myami florrrida to marry hot sexy girl who look like laura ingraham and drink like my baba. Sup...

Jake and Tom Go to High School

11 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your two best friends reminisce on their primes...high school studs, star quarterbacks, gods of the arena.  What becomes lost to this earth can only ...

long

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

tight 90Support the show

tussin and turnin

27 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

making yourself sick to get more drugs from the doctor is something that every young man does a few times in his life. Support the show

420

20 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

never should have smoked that shit Support the show

the birdman

13 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

he's fucking everyone's wife Support the show

pud light

06 Apr 2023

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boycotting anhueser busch by drinking hand sanitizer and throwing my kids into the pool too hardSupport the show

bio-jesus

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

bring back midsSupport the show

baby surgery

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Had some technical difficulties recording this one so I threw a song on the beginning. Come get your slop -TSupport the show

tony johnny

16 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhSupport the show

fun time

09 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

yay Support the show

The Key

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

mysteries abound Support the show

if it ain't fixed, don't fix it

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Time theft tips for the common manSupport the show

dead mall

17 Feb 2023

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road rage

10 Feb 2023

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hey buddy come over here and wrap me up like a pretzel Support the show

banana island

02 Feb 2023

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thomas goes to the Dominican Republic to find a wife Support the show

salad days (ft. bryan quinby aka murderxbryan)

26 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan joins us to talk about being a big time low down dog and how it makes you stronger I guess. check out his shows the POD kast and more coming soo...

friends in guy places

19 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You and me brother...we're one fusion restaurant idea from making it out of this town.Support the show

poop texas

12 Jan 2023

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honey you told me we could see poop texas on our way to mingus texas and black texas and butt texasSupport the show

that boy ain't right

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Thomas is off probation and we're party rocking in the free worldSupport the show

i feel bad

29 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

James Brown voiceSupport the show

history

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

end of the world Support the show

bullriders

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

i fucking love podcasting Support the show

something in the water (feat. turdhurricane)

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Thank you to our friend @turdhurricane for joining me. You can find him on Twitter as well as TikTok. Back to business as usual next weekSupport the s...

late night radio

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

24/7 baby Support the show

happy thanksgiving

24 Nov 2022

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anger management

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Will and Nate from A Closer Look join us to chat ASMR, Jared Fogle, and KOing yourself at a bengals game because that's what men do. Follow them ...

inchPR

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

tiny peener radio Support the show

They Done Put My White Ass in a Bird Bath

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sorry for the late upload. Jake's fault. I've never done anything wrong -TSupport the show

el jacob?

28 Oct 2022

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Girl you built like a piece of a old tireSupport the show

corporate casual crackers

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

new song at the end Support the show

spitting game seminar

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

step 1: erogenous zonesstep 2: spend that cash step 3: clean your apartment step 4: bi polar IISupport the show