Personality Hires
Episodes
Our First AMA: Restaurant Etiquette, Biopic Dream Casts & Wild TV Pitches
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're answering YOUR questions for the first time and things get weird fast. Mikey gets scolded by a waitress for bending the takeout rules and can't...
Jackson's Wedding Planning Is Ruining Us!
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jackson is six months engaged and already breaking wedding rules. Can the groom see the dress before the big day? We debate wedding videography costs...
Jackson's Near-Death Experience & Blake Lively's Case CRUMBLES
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Personality Hires, Jackson nearly met his maker on a Friday night watching Interstellar, Rebecca confesses she accidentally gave a stran...
Mikey's First Day as a Lube Salesman & The Wildest Bar Encounter
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey survives his first day as a lubrication salesman, Rebecca's birthday gift for her boyfriend goes hilariously wrong, Abby gives an update on her...
Another Show Declared War On Abby & We're Not Letting It Slide!
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Personality Hires, Abby fills us in on the Tampa radio drama nobody expected. Another station in her building spent time hours dissectin...
The Crew Battle It Out For An Invite to Jackson's Wedding
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we're diving into bridesmaid dress drama, Jackson's wedding speech competition, and a St. Patrick's Day bar confrontation that spa...
Invoicing Your Friends & Earning a Wedding Invite
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The team roasts each other with impressions, reacts to an unhinged Reddit "Am I the A-Hole?" and Rebecca launches a wedding speech competition to sco...
Ghosts, UFOs, and a Dress That Ended a Friendship!
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Personality Hires, things get weird fast. Rebecca may or may not have spotted a UFO. Abby shares her chaotic Hinge story about a gho...
AI Killed Mikey's Dream Job!
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of The Personality Hires, we break down Mikey's failed attempt to become an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Hot Dogger, why AI-generated cov...
Toenail Crimes & Our Wuthering Heights Hot Takes!
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Jackson recounts a wild Florida dining experience. We also dive deep into our hot takes on the new Wuthering Heights adaptation starr...
New Job Jitters, ER Scares & Valentine's Day Fails
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Mikey has had enough. Everyone's on probation! Once the air is cleared, the crew catches up on a chaotic Valentine's Day weekend, Mikey's ...
Abby's Big Career Move & Super Bowl Rants
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey develops a gambling problem and Abby updates us on her new Tampa radio gig. Plus: Super Bowl hot takes, and relationship bathroom boundaries. F...
The Worst 911 Call Ever & A Life-Changing Surgery
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey calls 911 after hearing terrifying screams from his upstairs neighbor, only to deal with the world's most reluctant cop. Meanwhile, Rebecca goe...
Rebecca Faced A Bloody Nightmare!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Rebecca's dog-sitting weekend spirals into a bloody nightmare with a plot twist no one saw coming. Abby nearly gets kidnapped in Colombia, and Mikey ...
Abby Gets Real About Leaving Atlanta
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Abby opens up about her upcoming move and the things she'll miss about the city. Plus, did one listener's email about an office crush go too far? Or ...
The Ladies Room: Heated Rivalry, Housemaid Chaos & Tom Holland's Future Baby
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTokEmail US with your hot office goss!Disclaimer: This podcast i...
The New Year Resolution Roast Of 2026!
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires gets real about their New Year's resolutions. From Jackson finally going back to therapy to Mikey's cocktail challenge. Plus, w...
Between The Urinals: Palm Trees of Mikey's Mind
13 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's impromptu gospel song sparks tears of laughter, Jackson reveals his secret monopoly savant skills, and the guys dissect the "boy are my arms t...
The Ladies Room: Romance Tropes and Why We're Obsessed with Heated Rivalry
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Abby and Rebecca deep into their latest entertainment obsessions! From binge-watching Heated Rivalry to dissecting Ashley Tisdale's mom group fallout...
Christmas Chaos & The Tension We've Been Avoiding For Weeks
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires are BACK after a wild holiday break! From hospital scares to accidentally knocking teeth out, this episode has a lot to unpack. ...
Between Urinals: Holiday Chaos and Expensive Metal
06 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jackson and Mikey reunite after the holidays to catch up on their holiday fails, and Christmas hauls! Plus, what's actually happening in Timbuktu? Fo...
Moments We Loved In 2025!
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the year comes to a close, we want to share a few of our favorite moments from some episodes we have locked away. Enjoy! Follow the Personality Hi...
The Personality Hires Christmas Special!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires Christmas special is here! Listen as we unwrap our holiday chaos. From terrible gift stories to debates on when to spend Christm...
Messy Mikey Almost Got Robbed By KIDS?!
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personality Hires Instagram ✦ Personality Hires TikTok Email US with your hot office goss! Disclaimer: This podc...
Between Urinals: Our Bartender Reads Us For Filth!
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listen as Jackson and Mikey put their favorite bartender on the spot, and get some brutal honesty in return. Plus, Mikey opens up about the one thing ...
The Personality Hires Help Rebecca Find A New Addiction (Legally)
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rebecca's sobriety journey takes a turn as she searches for healthy alternatives. The Personality Hires try to help her find a new vice, but their sug...
Between Urinals: Mikey's Convinced This Is The Most Overrated Restaurant
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jackson and Mikey tackle their latest dilemmas: Jackson needs help picking the perfect Secret Santa gift for a stranger, while Mikey rants about crash...
The Ladies Room: Ole Miss Drama, Megan’s Big Win, And Our Thriller Obsessions!
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Abby and Rebecca discuss the wildest SEC football drama of the season, Megan Thee Stallion's huge defamation win, upcoming rom-coms they're excited ab...
We All Ruined Thanksgiving...In Different Ways
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires share their worst Thanksgiving disasters! From Rebecca's shocking confession to Jackson possibly curing his family, this episode...
Between Urinals: Bathroom Etiquette & Weird Health Ailments
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Listen to Jackson and Mikey debate the unspoken rules of the men's room, and share TOO much about their odd medical history! Follow the Personality H...
The Ladies Room: Here's What We Would Change About Wicked Part Two
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
*SPOILER ALERT* Abby and Rebecca break down everything, they would change about Wicked: For Good and more! Follow the Personality Hires ✦ Personal...
One Of Us Is Terrified To Spend Thanksgiving With Their S.O.’s Family!
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving from the Personality Hires! Someone in studio is terrified to dig into the turkey because it’ll be their first holiday with their...
The Ladies Room: We Need to Talk About Ariana Grande's Voice..
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Abby and Rebecca are back with all the Wicked drama! They unpack the Ariana Grande controversy, debate what level of fame they'd actually want, and tr...
One Of Us Experienced The Job Interview From HELL!
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires are looking for work and it’s taking us to WEIRD places! One of us shares the job interview from HELL…was this a prank? + Mi...
The Ladies Room: Sydney Sweeney's PR Problem
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Abby and Rebecca dive into the week's hottest celebrity drama. Listen as they debate whether the Blake Lively vs. Justin Baldoni lawsuit is actually o...
Jackson's Engagement and Five Days of Chaos!
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires recap their five-day “Pour Tour” across Atlanta, Jackson shares all the details about his epic proposal, and two members are...
The Ladies Room: Abby and Rebecca's Hot Takes!
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bonus episode you all have been asking for! Abby and Rebecca discuss all the latest news in the entertainment world! Follow the Personalit...
The Japan Conspiracy: Are Men Okay?
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires discuss why every man seems to have the same dream vacation. Rebecca celebrates a HUGE milestone and shares the emotional relief...
Ghouls, Goblins, and Gays!
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween, coworkers! 👻 The Personality Hires are back — a little spookier, a little unemployed-er, and a lot gayer. In this episode, we’...
Messy Mikey Accidentally Brought A Pervert To A Concert!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jhoof. The Personality Hires are circling back on their favorite corporate lingo and making up NEW turns of phrase…which one’s your favorite? + ...
A Listener Shares The Naughty Dream They Had About One Of Us!
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Pride! The Personality Hires get sentimental and perhaps a little zooted reminiscing on our last Pride as coworkers. How did it feel and how do...
The Personality Hires Share How They Got REVENGE At Work!
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Personality Hires don’t get over it, they get EVEN! And then sometimes they get fired…Mikey and Rebecca share the petty ways they took reveng...
How Drunk Did Jackson Get In Vegas?
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How drunk did Jackson get in Vegas? More importantly, how much did he SPEND?! We’re shooketh! Rebecca spills some hot office goss that she can’t ...
Are Men More Emotional Than Women? The Personality Hires Got HEATED!
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are men more emotional than women? The Personality Hires got HEATED over this in-office debate straight from Reddit! But first, we gotta pay our respe...