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Darlings

24 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main theme of the episode 'Darlings'?

0.031 - 4.979 Liam Geraghty

You're listening to Petrified. This episode, Darlings.

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6.342 - 19.083 Kathy Kay

Oh, Hamlet, speak no more. Thou turn'st mine eyes into my very soul, and there I see such black and grained spots as will not leave their tinct.

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19.283 - 30.807 Donncha O'Dea

Nay. but to live in the rank sweat of an unseamed bed, stewed in corruption, honeying and making love over the nastiest times.

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31.228 - 42.445 Kathy Kay

Oh, speak to me no more. These words like daggers enter in my... Jesus, fuck! My heart!

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42.886 - 45.33 Liam Geraghty

It's only the bell for end of class. Please ignore it.

45.77 - 51.017 Kathy Kay

Enter in mine ears... No more, sweet Hamlet.

51.338 - 56.965 Donncha O'Dea

A murderer and a villain. A slave that is not twentieth.

57.745 - 72.563 Liam Geraghty

It's just a drill, it's just a drill. Everybody form a line out to the yard, please. Will we wait here or go to the staff room? Oh, no, you'll have to come out with us. It could be a fire. But we're in costume. Everybody burns, no matter the outfit.

77.285 - 81.489 Kathy Kay

Give me a cigarette, bunny darling. Here you are.

Chapter 2: How do the characters express their frustrations with the acting industry?

223.776 - 225.237 Ali Fox

Where's Yvonne?

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226.238 - 230.243 Donncha O'Dea

She might need a bit more TLC.

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236.112 - 238.774 Ali Fox

How did you manage to get your hands on a wheelchair?

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239.015 - 244.98 Kathy Kay

They had one in the first aid room. They could see I was in distress, Bunny.

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245.5 - 248.483 Ali Fox

I've a good mind to tip you out on the cobble.

248.683 - 253.688 Kathy Kay

Now, don't be doing that. Is the headmaster standing at the door looking at us?

254.028 - 259.933 Ali Fox

Yes. Oh, Bunny, my ankle. He just clutched his throat.

260.293 - 271.784 Kathy Kay

Excellent. I pretended to slip on one of the little shite-stropped pencils. He started grumbling about a partial refund after the show. This will shut him up.

271.804 - 276.469

You won! You survived! Barely, Pat, barely.

Chapter 3: What dramatic events unfold during the performance preparation?

393.973 - 399.964 Donncha O'Dea

We are two of the finest Shakespearean actors in the country. I was nominated for an Evening Standard Award.

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400.365 - 402.148 Kathy Kay

I have an award named after me.

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402.365 - 426.389 Ali Fox

Because there's cobwebs on both of you. Yvonne, your Ophelia drowning looks like Miss Haversham in the bath. Turlock, when Romeo poisoned himself, the kids thought you were really dead because you couldn't get up off the tomb. They don't want Yvonne and Turlock Grace mincing around the PE hall. They want something fresh, exciting, experimental.

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426.75 - 433.398 Donncha O'Dea

I'm not holding a camera up to my face to be projected onto the wall. Every pore a gaping chasm.

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433.599 - 440.389 Kathy Kay

And I'm not gender swapping and playing Polonius or some tripe. My acting is honest.

440.949 - 446.918 Ali Fox

True. You played all of King Lear's daughters. Cordelia's about 18.

447.278 - 452.166 Kathy Kay

Bonnie, it's up to you to get us gigs. That's what you're hired for.

452.366 - 474.962 Ali Fox

That's what I'm doing. And cleaning your house. And making the lunches. Look... It's just a bit of a dry patch. We'll get through the school Shakespeare season and then I'll focus on something more. Substantial. My mind has been elsewhere. I have to get that library of yours painted and sort out all your filing. And your taxes are in the state.

475.243 - 484.012 Kathy Kay

Thank you, Bonnie, darling. We really would be lost without you. It's nearly 1pm, by the way.

Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to past traumas and secrets?

766.215 - 768.338 Ali Fox

Do you have a criminal history?

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768.358 - 768.879 Donncha O'Dea

She does.

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770.101 - 770.963 Ali Fox

Shoplifting?

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770.983 - 795.72 Donncha O'Dea

Nothing so tacky. No. There were a couple, a handful of kids that went missing and she was arrested. What? Now, look, she was never actually convicted because they never found the things. Small mercies, what? But she was possibly in the papers before she changed her name. Do you think they'd look that up now?

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796.381 - 796.802

Don't look.

797.403 - 801.261 Ali Fox

I feel like I've left my body. Why did they arrest her?

801.701 - 814.676 Donncha O'Dea

Oh, the minuscule amount of children that decided to go missing had been at various events where she had been working as a children's entertainer. That was literally the only tenuous link.

815.197 - 818.02 Ali Fox

And she's working in the schools now?

818.541 - 832.614 Donncha O'Dea

Well, that's marvelous. Helen Keller would know what we've been talking about now. Yes, Yvonne, yes. We're talking about you. Oh, she's not there.

Chapter 5: What revelations come to light about the character Yvonne?

1493.07 - 1497.856 Donncha O'Dea

Well, not only smothering. Methods evolved over time.

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1497.876 - 1501.4 Kathy Kay

I like them to hang around for a bit.

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1502.741 - 1505.517 Ali Fox

Did a child ever get away? Survive?

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1505.997 - 1510.844 Kathy Kay

Unless they can crawl out of graves or reassemble themselves from ashes.

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1513.187 - 1514.248 Donncha O'Dea

We don't have the kid!

1514.969 - 1516.932 Joe Duffy

Oh, no, sorry, it's your 15-minute call.

1517.933 - 1526.365 Donncha O'Dea

He gets! Bunny, help me put on this wig cap, or you'll never find out what happened to the cultural ambassador's child.

1526.865 - 1530.27 Kathy Kay

Rory, I believe. Thank you, darling!

1531.752 - 1532.773 Ali Fox

Yes, Turlock.

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