Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

Raised by Rosie O’Donnell w/ Spencer West

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Live from Cancun… Jessi skips a foam party to catch you up on the Alix vs Alex feud (or lack thereof?), the Harry Styles engagement news, Jill Biden...

Justin Time for Coachella w/ Xav Trudeau AGAIN!

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a TEENAGE DREAM! Bieberchella divided the desert, and the internet- so did we LOVE or HATE Justin Bieber’s performance? Then, Jessi phones a ...

Let’s go Back…Back To The Beginning… w/ Talan Torreiro & Morgan Smith from Laguna Beach

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is filling your RED CUP with NOSTALGIA and re-visiting Laguna Beach with Season 1 cast members Talan and Morgan! What was real and what was fake...

My Lovely Lady Lumps (ft. Tate McRae, Celine Dion, The Backstreet Boys, Nickelback, Jake Shane, Travis & Taylor and Jon Bernthal vs.Naps)

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi’s kids are on Spring Break but Pop Culture is NOT! From Celine’s return, to Nickleback's collab with Megan Thee Stallion and The Backstreet ...

Rock Your Bodycam (ft. Justin Timberlake, Taylor Frankie Paul, Chappell Roan & Meghan Markle)

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This is gonna ruin the episode. What episode? THIS ALL NEW EPISODE. Justin Timberlake’s arrest footage has been released and Jessi has a surprising ...

I Need A Big Cuddle (ft. Evening Club, The Oscars, The Pussycat Dolls & Groundskeeper Willy)

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

DRAMA! COMEDY! PUSSYCAT DOLLS! This episode covers every important genre. First, Jessi breaks down everything you didn’t see at The Oscars- Who PUSH...

A Dying Art… A Potent Fart (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Harry Styles, Kylie Jenner & Donna Kelce)

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What does Timothee Chalamet have against CULTURE? Jessi INVESTIGATES... and discovers a shocking twist to this story that no one is talking about. The...

An Official MAN w/ Xav Trudeau

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

IT’S THE EPISODE WE’VE BEEN WAITING 18 YEARS FOR. Xav Trudeau is officially a MAN and he’s taking Jessi’s call to talk about EVERYTHING from h...

Glitter & Bronze w/ Olympic Medallist Piper Gilles

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Canadian Ice Dancer Piper Gilles JUST returned from winning a Bronze Medal at the Winter Olympics and she’s TAKING JESSI’S CALL! She spills the TE...

Rippin This Sh*t 🔥🤯🔥(ft. Killa Trav, Taylor Swift, Tyra Banks, Spencer Pratt, Ana Wintour & Hilary Duff)

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Dawg! I’m F*ing PUMPED for this episode!🍻Before you spend 5k on tickets, Jason has a VERY HONEST REVIEW of Hilary Duff in Las Vegas. Did Taylor S...

Puerto Rico Down w/ Sutton Stracke

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

SUPERBOWL! OLYMPICS! REAL HOUSEWIVES! BAD BUNNY’S GROIN! It’s all the BIGGEST THINGS ON EARTH in one episode! First Up- Ricky Martin, Lady Gaga, D...

Lipsync For Your LIFE w/ Milli Vanilli’s Fab Morvan

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Girl, You Know It’s True - Fab Morvan of Milli Vanilli is HERE to tell his side of the scandal! Why did he lipsync? How much money did he make at th...

Buckets of Dumb Dumb Juice (ft. Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Sydney Sweeney & Victoria Beckham)

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Somehow Jessi has access to Taylor Swift’s deeply personal text messages with Blake Lively and she’s performing dramatic readings of them ALL. Mea...

End It Like Beckham (ft. Brooklyn Beckham, Hilary & Hailey Duff, JLo, The Glambot Guy & Elle Fanning’s Short King)

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is filled with FEUDS! DRAMA! SCANDAL! So listen to it before Jessi gets cancelled by a loved one in an Instagram story! First we are taki...

LET THEM… go to The Golden Globes! (ft. Heated Rivalry, The Beckhams, Leonardi Dicaprio & Nikki Glaser)

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

EVERYTHING YOU DIDN’T SEE BACKSTAGE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES will be revealed on this VERY special episode! Jessi and Jason My Producer were on the red ...

Calling All Toxic Moms w/ Abbey Sharp

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

New Year, New Mom Group! Jessi takes sides (!!) in the Ashley Tisdale vs her “toxic” mom group controversy. Then, she fills you in on everything e...

Face Down, Booty Up Into 2026

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a New Year and we’re celebrating with a NEW EPISODE! This week we’re clearing out the old answering machine by answering your voicemail que...

Hoe Hoe Hoes, Merry Christmas! w/ Matt Rogers

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our gift to YOU this Christmas is a BRAND NEW EPISODE! First, we’re discussing every pore (literally) of the most unflattering photos ever taken in ...

Circle Back Energy w/ Joey McIntyre

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Step By Step… OOH BABY it’s New Kids On The Block’s Joey McIntyre making Jessi’s Boy Band dreams COME TRUE! In this unfiltered, unhinged conve...

“I’ve Never Seen A Kardashian” w/ Molly Burke (ft. Heated Rivalry, Katy & Justin, The Golden Globes)

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This might be our favorite episode of 2025!  Jessi and Jason reveal their Spotify Wrapped Lists- but whose is more humiliating? Jessi watched ‘...

Big Momma’s Holiday Kickoff! (w/ Harry and Meghan, Hilary Duff, J Crew’s Pink Sweater & Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Gift Guide)

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are decking your halls with our first festive episode of the holiday season! Jessi breaks down everything you can’t afford on Gwyneth Paltrow’s...

The Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are re-visiting a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE, and one of Jessi’s all-time favorites with Katie Lowes! Katie is not just the STAR of Scandal and the...

Entertain ME Tonight w/ Cheryl Hickey

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cheryl Hickey is Entertaining US Tonight! After 18 years at Entertainment Tonight Canada, she tells ALL about the A-List Superhero who hit on her, the...

Sexiest Podcast A-LIVE! FROM VICTORIA! w/Jay Malinowski

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This VERY SPECIAL episode is LIVE! And in a theater full of Phonies, with Jay Malinowski performing jingles live, anything can happen (and it DOES!) J...

Life Is A Cabaret! w/ Countess Luann

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has EVERYTHING! SPORTS! SCANDAL! REAL HOUSEWIVES! First, Jessi flew to Toronto for Game 7 of the World Series and it didn’t turn out ho...

A HOUSE DIVIDED (ft. Blue Jays vs Dodgers, Jessi vs Evan, Katy and Justin, Jeremy Allen White & Halloween!!)

30 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Evan and Jessi are the Romeo and Juliet of The World Series… and NOW they have become international news sensations. Fresh off of their appearances ...

Feel This Moment w/ Chantal Kreviazuk LIVE!

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did you know Chantal Kreviazuk has written HIT SONGS for Drake, Pitbull, P!nk, Christina Aguilera and MORE!?!? On this very special LIVE episode, she ...

Jeans on a Boat (ft. Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau, King Kylie, Laguna Beach & Taylor Swift)

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry made out on a boat and Jessi has not stopped thinking about it. How serious are they? Do they make a good couple? What d...

Low Tier Swifties w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does Jessi like The Life of a Showgirl? Does Jason My Producer? They weigh in on the bops, the flops and the WOOD on Taylor Swift’s most controversi...

Heartbreak Feels Good In A Place Like This (ft. Bad Bunny, Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban, Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco, The Golden Bachelor and Sydney Sweeney)

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is officially in her ‘‘Under The Tuscan Sun’ era- she tells ALL from her scandalous trip to Cuba. Then- the surprising reason Taylor Swift...

Comedians In Cars Getting Cancelled w/ Whitney Cummings

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Jimmy Kimmel was pulled off the air, then put back on the air, and we felt like it was more important than ever TO HEAR FROM COMEDIANS. So…...

That’s (too) Hot (ft. The Emmys, Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, Coachella & Taylor Swift vs Blake Lively)

18 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi gets (too?) HOT and bothered about the Emmy winners, the Emmy host and what it felt like to watch all of her high school friends win Emmys. Plus...

K-Pop Demon Scammers (ft. the VMA’s, Gaylor Swift, Unknown Number, Glen Powell & Cardi B)

11 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

THIS PODCAST ALMOST GOT SCAMMED! Jessi shares the shocking details behind a celebrity “Podcast Scam” she practically fell for. Then, Mariah does n...

SEASON 3 Is Not For The Pearl Clutchers (ft. Jason My Producer, Sabrina Carpenter, Ciara, Sydney Sweeney & Scooter Braun)

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Tears will run down your cheeks AND thighs at the triumphant return of “Jason My Producer!” Jessi and Jason have SO ...

Emergency Episode: Baby She Said YES! w/ Taylor Swift Scholar Crystal Haryanto

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We were supposed to be off this week but TRAYVIS SWELCE HAD OTHER PLANS. So… here we are throwing an ENGAGEMENT PARTY and you’re invited! Jessi wi...

In An MMMBop… We're Skinny w/ Dietitian Abbey Sharp (ft. Taylor Swift, Hanson, Jonas Brothers & Fake Justin Bieber)

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you want to lose weight? Are you thinking about trying Ozempic? Or do you just want to understand how to have a healthier relationship with food? W...

The Life Of A Hunting Wife w/ Katie Lowes (ft. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce)

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Honky Tonk of an EPISODE! Travis Kelce is shirtless and hairy in GQ magazine, Jessi saw The Naked Gun, Taylor Swift announced a NEW ALBUM AND...

A Little More Better w/ Jessi’s BFFs (ft The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere, Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Justin Timberlake and Kim Kardashian)

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi saw The Backstreet Boys at The Sphere and she WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. But what happened in Vegas is NOT staying in Vegas! That’s why she is ph...

Jessi Cruickshank Has Ok Genes (ft. Justin Trudeau & Katy Perry, Travis Kelce & Bad Bunny, Sacha Baron Cohen, Justin Timberlake and Sydney Sweeney)

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry dating? Jessi knows the truth and she’s ONLY REVEALING IT on this episode! Plus, Sydney Sweeney has “Good Jeans”...

COLDPLAY WARM HEART (ft. Astronomer CEO, Stephen Colbert, Pacey & Joey and Justin Bieber)

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Phonies, you can’t even cheat at a COLDPLAY concert anymore! What has become of this WORLD? Jessi gives her HOT TAKES on the COLD PLAY Astronomer CE...

It's Your F*ing Birthday w/ Taylor Swift Scholar, Crystal Haryanto (ft Justin Bieber, Jeremy Allen White & The Backstreet Boys)

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Jessi's F*ing Birthday! It's A F*ing Celebration! And we're celebrating with all the things that are making today a VERY Happy Birthday! Like Jus...

Step Into Magic (ft. Jennifer Aniston & Jennifer Aniston’s hypnotist, Ashley Tisdale, Charlize Theron & Anne Hathaway)

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is for the ladies (and about the ladies). First, Ashley Tisdale invited Jessi to a party and didn’t show up! Jennifer Aniston has a new...

Here Comes Honey Labubu w/ “Labubu Queen” Kelly Ann Shuman (ft. P.Diddy, Lauren Sanchez Beso &  Miley Cyrus)

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

DIDDY DO IT? Not according to the Jury. Jessi breaks down the shocking P.Diddy verdict. Then, what the F&%K is a LABUBU? Jessi has been wondering ...

Sizzling Chemistry (ft. Justin Bieber, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom, Justin Baldoni, Beyonce & Evan)

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is STANDING ON BUSINESS in this all new episode! That business includes a full explainer of the Justin Bieber Meme “You’re Not Clocking That...

Why So Sexy If So Dumb? (ft. Sabrina Carpenter, Meghan Markle, Pedro Pascal (‘s lookalike), Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively & Alex Cooper)

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is BACK from tour and vacation to catch up on every lawsuit, every lookalike, every twerk and every album cover that she missed. She starts with...

ICYMI: Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In Case You Missed It... We're revisiting this VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from Jessi's GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as her A...

Money. Power. Bleach Blonde Hair. (ft. Heidiwood, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Brad Pitt & "Moana Girl")

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

HOORAY FOR HEIDIWOOD! Heidi Montag's New Album is HERE and it is everything Jessi dreamed it would be and SO.MUCH.MORE. She listened to all 23 tracks...

Chia Seeds & Pickled Beets w/ Ilana Glazer (ft. Lindsay Lohan, Hailey & Justin Bieber, Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, JLo & Heidi Montag’s Wig)

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi drinks water with Chia Seeds throughout this ALL NEW EPISODE because Lindsay Lohan said it’s the reason for her glow up. You won’t believe w...

RIP Jessica w/ Shawn Desman (ft. Jennifer, Michelle, Stephanie, Lisa, Laura, Karen & Katie)

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This all new mid-season banger will leave you SHOOK! Jessi spent the weekend at her friend and Phone A Friend Collaborator Jay Malinowski’s wedding ...

The Holy Spirit Of Pitbull w/ Amanda Walsh (ft. Pitbull, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry & Kimothee)

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Every day above ground is a great day and so is this episode! What happens in Vegas is being revealed on this podcast as guest co-host Amanda Walsh (M...

It’s Gonna Be May December (ft The Met Gala, Xav & Justin Trudeau, Bill Belichick and his chick, Katy Perry, Rihanna & Rihanna Jr Jr Jr)

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

While Jessi was on Tour… POP CULTURE WAS POPPING! We start with the Met Gala- Jessi breaks down the looks in the categories of Best! Worst! Stop It!...

A Lower Back Tattoo That Says “Good Charlotte” w/ Joel Madden

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is on her 2000’s themed tour, so we are celebrating with a 2000’s Pop Punk Themed Episode! Dye your asymmetrical haircut black because Jessi...

A Babygirl Moment (ft. Walton Goggins, Anne Hathaway, The Obamas, The Clooneys, Michelle Williams & Michelle Williams)

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hold on to your banana hammocks- this all new episode sounds as good as Anne Hathaway looks! First, Jessi reveals her current infatuation with her hig...

Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella)

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Snatched In Space (ft. Katy Perry & Blue Origin, Aimee Lou Wood vs SNL, Walton Goggins and Coachella) This episode is out of this Woman’s W...

The Mind of A Boy w/ Arkells’ Max Kerman (ft. Walton Goggins, Robert Irwin & Michelle Williams)

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For the first time in Phone A Friend HISTORY… Jessi invites a straight man to guest co-host! Max Kerman, frontman of multi-platinum selling band Ark...

Whose Bed Have Your Thigh High Boots Been Under (ft. Benny Blanco & Selena Gomez, Prince William, Chappell Roan, Kesha and Pedro Pascal)

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is getting emoshi in Winnipeg! She shares the unexpected moment at her Live Show in Saskatoon that made her weep and celebrates the phonies that...

Hollaback Evan (ft. Pedro Pascal & Jennifer Aniston, Mariah Carey & Anderson Paak, Channing Tatum, White Sneakers and 2000’s Pop Girls)

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Does wearing White Sneakers mean you don’t fornicate? Are Pedro Pascal and Jennifer Aniston Secretly DATING? Does Evan know ANY pop songs from the 2...

Bad Bunny Baby (ft. The White Lotus, Gwynethée, Chris Evans vs Pedro Pascal, Cameos from Nikki Blonsky and Snow White)

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Piper NOOOO! Bad Bunny YESSS… this Mid-Season-Banger BANGS. First, Jessi is breaking down The White Lotus- the toxic friends, romantic brothers and ...

Divorce Dust (ft. Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Blake Lively & Anna Kendrick, Timothee & Kylie, Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper, Meghan Markle, Brian Littrell and Evan)

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who is getting back together, who is breaking up and who is spraying on the Divorce Dust? Jessi’s husband Evan is making his triumphant return to th...

With Love, Jessi (ft. The Oscars, Meghan Duchess of Sussex & Katy Perry)

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Give this mid-season banger an award, already! Jessi reveals her Highs and Lows of the Oscars and why Kylie Jenner was the biggest winner of the night...

Slutty Little Loafers (ft. Timothee Chalamet, Xavier Trudeau, Luigi Mangione, Lady Gaga & The White Lotus)

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's a reason Jessi LOVES a Mid-Season Banger and THIS EPISODE IS IT. Unhinged in all the best ways, Jessi goes deep discussing Luigi Mangione's Sl...

Reheating The Nachos (ft. SNL 50, Beyonce, The Backstreet Boys and The Cyber Truck)

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our Season 2 Finale and we are celebrating by reheating ALL the nachos (don’t worry, we’ll explain). First, Jessi watched all 6.5 hours of ...

Apple Bottom Jeans, Smurfs With The Fur (ft. Kendrick Lamar, Trayvis Swelce, Rihanna, Adam Brody & Blippi)

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Superbowl! Valentines Day! Awards Season! We have SO.MUCH.TO.CELEBRATE! First, Jessi breaks down EVERYTHING that happened at the Superbowl, except the...

All The Boob Things (ft. The Grammys, David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds vs Justin Baldoni & Pitbull)

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Grammy’s featured boobs, upper thigh, lower pelvis, full frontal nudity and music… a little music- Jessi breaks down the wins, the snubs and T...

A Touch Of Ballad (ft. Blake vs Justin, Heidi vs LC, Taylor & Travis, Cardi B and Xavier Trudeau)

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi watched “It Ends With Us” and it ends with her having STRONG.THOUGHTS. She’s breaking down the movie, Justin Baldoni’s new 400 million d...

Air-Horny in Punta Cana (ft. Carrie Underwood, Brooke Shields, Melania Trump’s hat, Harry and Meghan)

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi has escaped America for Punta Cana! Where she is trying not to let her Dominican LOVE AFFAIR distract her from important things- like the BOMBSH...

Stream Superficial! (ft. Heidi & Spencer, Mandy Moore, Carrie Underwood, Mark Zuckerberg & Allison Holker)

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

IT'S BEEN... A WEEK. Jessi is back home after evacuating from the L.A wildfires to share her personal experience of living through this heartbreaking ...

It Ends With A Lawsuit (ft. Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, Meghan Markle, Nikki Glaser, Glinda & Elphaba)

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Like Meghan Markle on Instagram JESSI IS BACK BABY! It’s the first new episode of the year but it feels like we have a DECADE worth of pop culture t...

A Swiftmas Miracle w/ Santa

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After MONTHS of desperately (pathetically) trying to get Eras Tour Tickets… 2 days before the FINAL SHOWS, Jessi GOT THEM. She’s telling you HOW s...

Holding Space for Good Charlotte w/ Joel Madden

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Good Charlotte? More like GOOD EPISODE! Jessi is holding space… for Joel Madden in an intimate, personal conversation. What was it like being an ico...

Make the Yuletide Gay w/ Clay Aiken

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Deck the Halls with Clay Aiken’s Balls on this VERY FESTIVE episode! We are kicking off the holiday season with one of Jessi’s ALL-TIME DREAM GUES...

Netflix and NO CHILL w/ Lindsay Lohan (AND Chad Michael Murray, Lacey Chabert, Kristin Chenoweth & Dustin Milligan)

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Lindsay Lohan is on Phone A Friend! Jessi asks about her Lohanaissance, her ex-boyfriends, unflattering paparazzi photos and her ...

How The Jingle Is Made w/ Jay Malinowski (ft. The Sexiest Man, The Grammy Noms & The P*ssy Posse)

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Episode Alive! Is John Krasinski HOT or is he MID? Prince William has a beard and Jessi approves. The P*ssy Posse r...

Nauseously Optimistic w/ journalist Rachel Gilmore (ft. Martha Stewart, Ethan Slater & The Sexiest Men ALIVE)

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re talking POLITICS, GIRL! The morning after the presidential election, Jessi gives her unfiltered thoughts, then she phones award-winning journa...

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House (ft. Rihanna, Beyonce, Giselle, Timothee, Zoe, Channing & HANSON)

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our Halloween Phone-Tacular and we’re celebrating the witch and the famous… P.Diddy! The Menendez Brothers! Sexy Elmo! We debate the most c...

Witch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne)

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but he will NEVER be her Devon Sawa. Aria...

Spilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma)

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is taking sides. Are Salma Hayak and Nicole...

Don’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy)

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She gets into the Seth Cohen-essence and...

Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you...

NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has ca...

The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy)

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harr...

Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala)

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the fun...

Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s...

DUMB & HORNY (ft. Bennifer, Bieber & Jeremy Allen White)

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Jessi AND Justin Bieber welcomed new babies into their homes! Jessi is Lizard Mom and she has thoughts on Jack Bieber’s Mom. Then, the fa...

A Demure Divorce w/ Olympic Gymnast Shallon Olsen

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this timeless classic all new episode Jessi mourns the end of an era… two eras actually… with the official divorce of Bennifer. Then, we Gossip...

A Series of Side Quests

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Olympics are over but Jessi earned a Gold Medal in watching them!  Raygun! Snoop Dog! Olympians on Only Fans! We celebrate Jessi’s top 3 Ol...

Olympic Flame...ing Hot Takes!

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today is a very stupid, very fun and very personal episode. For the first time, Jessi opens up about her deeply painful loss. Then, put on your (v unf...

Let The (Very Gay) Games Begin!

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gaga, Celine, Hot Gymnasts, Cold Rooms, Canadian Scandals- Jessi is bringing you IN DEPTH Olympic Games coverage, minus the sports part! Then, Ha...

Your Voicemail IS Brat

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this very special episode, Jessi is clearing out her inbox and checking YOUR voicemails, LIVE! You force her to tell all about a celebrity friend, ...

It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To w/ TikToker V Spehar

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Jessi’s Birthday! And we’re celebrating in the only way we know how… by forcing her to take a Tiger Beat Quiz from 2001! Then, Katy Perry...

Sax on the Beach, Poop in the Hamptons

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is back from Cancun where she was serenaded by a solo saxophone player, playing Pitbull… WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?! Evan pops in to unpack the...

Wet Hot Summer w/ Heidi Montag

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Special (wet, hot) Summer Throwback Episode! Jessi revisits her phone call with Heidi Montag, that Heidi later called “awkward” so… was...

Vulnerable JOY w/ Cat and Nat

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE featuring Cat and Nat LIVE from my GUESTHOUSE where they are staying as my Airbnb guests! (And when people stay in your ...

“What Tour? The World Tour.” w/ Sofia Camara

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Justin Timberlake committed the MOST 2008 crime ever and as the world’s preeminent Justin Timberlake apologist, Jessi finds a way to give him the be...

Hot Rat Boy Summer

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Now That’s What I Call PODCAST! This week we celebrate Jessi’s ALL NEW 2000’s themed Live Tour with Shawn Desman! Soul Decision! b44 and MORE! P...

F*** Me Up Florida

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is recording Live from Florida! Recently named “the least pride-friendly state” in North America! Which means she needs to celebrate Pride M...

Laughing, Crying & Drizzling w/ Ilana Glazer

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today is THE DAY! Jessi’s debut Stand Up Special “Minivan Money” is streaming NOW at VEEPS.COM/jessicruickshank ! To celebrate, she’s calling ...

Love Do Cost A Thing w/ Even The Rich’s Brooke & Aricia

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bennifer is allegedly OVER and Jessi is NOT OK. She puts together a complete timeline of their supposed break up to try and make sense of it all. Then...

A Very Meaty (hip hop) Beef

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi is ready to SPIT SOME BARS and START SOME FEUDS with a lot of very famous, very powerful people this week.  In case you were too dumb and b...

Mothers and Friends w/ Jessi’s Mom

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jessi has returned from Las Vegas where The Lovers and Friends Festival was… CANCELLED. She unpacks the disappointment, the desperation, the DM’s ...