Pillow Talk Sex Podcast with Emma Austin

(TEASER) How I Learned to Love Hatefucking

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Send us Fan MailAfter watching several seasons of 90 Day Fiance, I finally understand the appeal of hatefucking.***If you'd like to hear the whol...

Hidee-Ho, Neighbor! (Home Improvement Erotica)

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Send us Fan MailWe've stooped to a new low - perving on sitcoms.This week, we got our mitts on some Home Improvement erotica - and we're sha...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Water Heater Edition

07 Apr 2026

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Send us Fan MailHow did people do this back in the day!?***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and become one of our Friend...

Doggystyle Deep Dive

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Send us Fan MailWho doesn't like hitting it from the back?This week, we're talking about doggystyle!Also: secret muscle mommy, prone bone ap...

The Blowjob Olympics

11 Mar 2026

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Send a textHow many ways can you suck a dick?This week, we're talking about blowjob games! (The kind you play with your mouth, not on your Steam ...

(TEASER) 2025 Bingo Card Year-End Recap (Part 2)

03 Feb 2026

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Send us a textThe long-awaited follow-up to Part 1 of our 2025 recap!***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and become one ...

Making 2026 Our Bitch

21 Jan 2026

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Send us a textBuckle up, it's the longest episode we've ever recorded (for better or worse)!This week, we're going over our 2026 Bingo ...

(TEASER) 2025 Bingo Card Year-End Recap (Part 1)

24 Dec 2025

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Send us a textAfter a whole year of doing our best, we're checking in to see how we did with our 2025 Bingo Cards.***If you'd like to hear t...

Would You Rather? (Water Sex, Soft Mommies, and Sexy Fae Creatures)

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWhy are these questions so difficult?!This week, we're answering 20 very adult Would You Rather? questions!Also: Jake's intens...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: The Hair Dye Fiasco

10 Dec 2025

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Send us a textI just wanted to change my hair color. What could possibly go wrong? ***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon ...

The Sex Toy Graveyard

03 Dec 2025

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Send us a textYou ever brought one home and kinda regretted it?This week, I'm giving you a tour of the sex toys I've never used - or will pr...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Beach Edition

26 Nov 2025

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Send us a textJake shares his complicated feelings about the beach.***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and become one of...

Young, Naive, and Innocent

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textDid we lose our virginity too young?This week, we're overthinking it!Also: revisiting the past, rushing to get it done, and being t...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: All the Books Are Porn

08 Aug 2025

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Send us a textI love a spicy book, but sometimes a girl needs a little SFW in her life.***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patre...

School's In Session

30 Jul 2025

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Send us a textIf you can't learn from the experts, maybe you can learn from us.This week, we're talking about the sex courses we'd make...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Chronic Fatigue's Got Hands

23 Jul 2025

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Send us a textOops, I'm getting a bit vulnerable in this one. ***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and become one o...

Turning Our Sex Drives Up to Max (Sex Chocolates, Arousal Products, and Horny Supplements)

16 Jul 2025

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Send us a textWhat happens when a horndog takes a sex supplement?This week, we're trying out Tabs sex chocolates to see what kind of effect they ...

That's Hot, But It'll Never Happen (Group Sex, Money Kinks, and Gentle Humiliation)

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textSome things are better left in your search history.This week, we're laying out ten kinks and fantasies we find really hot - but wil...

Common Kinks We Just Don't Get (Buttstuff, Boobstuff, and Bigstuff)

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textYou do you, boo!This week, we're going over 10 common kinks that just don't tickle our fancy!Also: curiosity porn, the best $4...

Two Chatty Cathys: Back in Business

07 May 2025

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Send us a textIt's been a while!This week, we're checking in to tell you where we've been and what we've been up to!Also: moving d...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Answer the Damn Phone!

23 Feb 2025

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Send us a textThis is our most Boomer complaint yet!***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and become one of our Friends Wi...

Hey Girl, What's Your Sign? (Spicy Scorpios, Bossy Capricorns, and Sexual Astrology)

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textCan a Scorpio and a Capricorn truly be happy together?Well, we're going to find out. This week, we're checking out our sexual ...

Pornhub Roulette (Cucklords, Gummy Worms, and Armored Sex Toys)

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textAdmit it, you'd click on some of these.This week, we're just looking at the titles of porn clips. That's it, that's ...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Dollar Shave Club, I Thought We Were Friends

29 Jan 2025

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Send us a textDollar Shave Club was the answer to my shaving problems - until now. ***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon ...

Vroom Vroom! (Car Sex, SUVs, and Ultra Defensive Driving)

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textBeep beep, I'm on the road again!This week, we talk about getting a car for the first time in a while - and whether we'll have...

Making 2025 Our Bitch (Resolutions, Goals, and Small Improvements)

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWhy make one New Year's resolution when you can make 25?This week, we're going over our 2025 bingo card - all the things we ho...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: TikTok Is Actively Trying to Piss Me Off

03 Jan 2025

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Send us a textTikTok used to be fun - now it's just giving me anxiety! ***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and bec...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Skinny Pop, My Ass!

21 Dec 2024

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Send us a textPopcorn is awesome - lying isn't!***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and become one of our Friends Wi...

Two Chatty Cathys: Moving Edition

18 Dec 2024

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Send us a textMoving sucks!This week, we're updating everyone on where we've been and what we've been up to.Also: hot beverages, sex mi...

Nudie Novelties (Naked Playing Cards, Topless Hula Lamps, and Perky Mudflaps)

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWhere did all those naked novelties go?This week, we're talking about all the nudie stuff that used to be everywhere but seemingly ...

Y'all Fuckin' Like This? (Strip Poker, Car Sex, and Everyone's Favorite Number)

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textI don't know about you guys, but sex really isn't what we thought it would be!This week, we're talking about all the thin...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Mouth Stuff

15 Oct 2024

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Send us a textThe other reason we were gone for so long! ***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us on Patreon and become one of our Frie...

Signs a Girl *Likes* Likes You

09 Oct 2024

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Send us a textGirls always show signs they're into someone - even if Jake misses every single one of them!This week, we're going over all th...

(TEASER) I Hate It Here: Hypothyroidism Can Suck It

24 Sep 2024

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Send us a textWe're back! And we're chit chatting about why we were gone for so long!***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join us ...

Two Chatty Cathys: Garter Belt Knife Edition

05 Jun 2024

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Send us a textWe're in our boring era! This week, we're having a cozy chat about physical media, daily walks, and growing our hammock famil...

Stud City, USA (Hairy Chests, Skaters, and Bookish Boys)

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textLots of shirts in this one!This week, we're finishing the list of 50 random things that make a man sexually attractive!Also: work b...

What Actually Makes a Man Attractive (Rolled Sleeves, Wheel Moves, and Good Hands)

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textAlright guys, listen up. We're going to teach you how to be sexually attractive!This week, we're going over a list of random t...

Living That Sex Doll Life (Jiggly Butts, Bouncy Boobs, and Well-Placed Holes)

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textThis is the podcast Spotify didn't want you to hear!And this week, we're talking about what it's like to bang sex dolls!A...

Sex and Depression (When You Can't Just Beat Off the Blues)

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWe traced the cockblock... It's coming from inside the house!This week, we're talking about depression and all the fun ways it...

The Worst Sex Advice You Ever Heard (The Lemon Test, Tugging Pubes, and Sand Humping)

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textThis is the Kraft Dinner of sex podcasts!This week, we're going over some really bad sex advice that you should never follow - exce...

Reading Barely Legal in 2024 (Porno Mags, Smooth Pussy, and X-Rated Piracy)

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textYes, dirty magazines are still around!We flipped through the latest issues of Barely Legal to give you a groundbreaking report on the st...

Sexy Semi-Naked Ladies (Legwarmers, Fancy Hats, and Goth Cowgirls)

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWhat's hotter than a naked woman?An almost-naked woman!This week, we're going over the hottest things a lady can wear when she...

How to Shoot Ropes (Big Loads, Big Supplements, and Big Simping)

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textCan you actually increase the size of your loads?There's only one way to find out - by stuffing Jake full of supplements and seeing...

How to Actually Flirt With Your Wife (And Get Laid)

10 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textYes, this is an intervention for Jake.This week, we're going over some tips on how to flirt with your better half and get the spark...

A Quick Announcement About the Show

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textJust a quick and awkward announcement to let you know how the show is changing.We'll be back soon with a regular episode!Relevant L...

(RERUN) Amish Porn

30 Nov 2023

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Send us a textOriginally released September 15, 2021.This week got the best of us, so here's an episode from the archives!We've been obsesse...

She's an Icon, She's a Queen (Ladies and Gentleman, the Magic Wand)

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textShe's an even bigger classic than the double-ended jelly dildo!This week, we're talking about the trusty Magic Wand!Also: the ...

Breaking Hearts and Wrecking Homes (How to Seduce a Married Man)

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textNo, you can’t just offer to blow him.This week, we’re going over tips for seducing a married man - even though you really shouldn’...

Two Chatty Cathys: DILF Edition

08 Nov 2023

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Send us a textThis week:Jake turns 40!Indoor gardening update!Breaking Amish, Return to Amish, and daydreaming about our future farm!Lego flowers!Big ...

How to Seduce a Married Woman (Even Though You Really Shouldn't)

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textHusbands, lock up your wives!This week, we’re sharing some shady tips for sleeping with a married woman!Also: sneaky emojis, puppy pro...

Boy That Really Grinds Our Gears (Pussy Trouble, Lube Hands, and Sore Legs)

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textQuick heads up: you can hear Watson barking in the background of the episode here and there. We apologize for our spoiled little puppy!W...

(RERUN) It's Sexy Costume Season!

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textOriginally released October 28, 2020. I'm on a mental health roller coaster so we're taking another week off!So instead of a n...

(RERUN) Opening Our Spank Banks

11 Oct 2023

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Send us a textOriginally released May 4, 2022.We're taking a break this week for Canadian Thanksgiving (it's a thing, look it up!) So here&a...

Controversial Sex Opinions (5 Minute Blowjobs, Cute Cocksucking, and Morning Sex)

04 Oct 2023

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Send us a textHow long should a blowjob really last?This week, we're looking at some random controversial sex opinions!Also: playing the slots, t...

Is the Anal Only Lifestyle for You? (Deep Orgasms, Clit Denial, and Backdoor Birth Control)

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textAre you ready to join the butt cult?This week, we're looking at all the reasons people give up the pussy to join the Anal Only Life...

Hot Pussy Eating Positions (Doing It Standing and Eating It From the Back)

20 Sep 2023

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Send us a textOn her back, on her knees, or with a dick in her mouth?This week, we're talking about the pros and cons of different pussy eating p...

(RERUN) Rub Me Down and Get Me Off

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textOriginally released May 19, 2021.We'll be back next week! Until then, here's a classic episode of Pillow Talk all about massag...

Two Chatty Cathys: Bedroom Fridge Edition

06 Sep 2023

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Send us a textWe've upgraded the joint!This week, we're having a cozy chat about my new mini-fridge, turning the cat room into a porn room, ...

Ew (The Ick, Instant Turn-Offs, and Milk Drinkers)

30 Aug 2023

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Send us a textHe's a 10 but he pronounces it "pasghetti."This week, we're talking about the funniest things that gave people the i...

(RERUN) The One With All the Blowjobs

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textNo new episode this week. But we still love you, so here's a rerun from the archives!***Want to become one of our Friends With Bene...

Straight, But... (150th Episode Lovefest)

16 Aug 2023

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Send us a textWe made it to 150 episodes!And we're celebrating by assessing whether Jake could be flipped!Also: bad gifts, nice flowers, and non-...

Stock Up the Fuckbunker (Prepper Sex and Post-Apocalyptic Titties)

09 Aug 2023

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Send us a textPreppers are ready for anything - except making sure they're sexually satisfied.Not us, though! This week, we're talking about...

Are Straight Guys Really Circle Jerking? (Yes. Hard Yes.)

02 Aug 2023

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Send us a textWe thought it was an urban sexual legend. Until now.This week, we're talking about circle jerking and why it might be the solution ...

More Late Night Sex Questions (Pity Sex, Exhibitionism, and Accidental CFNM)

26 Jul 2023

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Send us a textYou want opinions? You'll get opinions!This week, we're answering even more random sex questions from Ask Reddit After Dark!Al...

Late Night Sex Questions (Luxury Wanks, Man Butts, and Tasteful Hole)

19 Jul 2023

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Send us a textWelp, we lost our big list of podcast ideas.But that's okay, because Reddit is a thing!This week, we're answering a few questi...

Going Balls Deep and Then Some (The Balldo, Vintage Porn, and Sex Mirages)

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textEver wanted to literally go balls deep?This week, we talk about trying the Balldo - the only device that lets your balls do the fucking!...

Pillow Humpers and Stuffie Fuckers (Grinding, Pillow Porn, and Recreational Humping)

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textHow many ways can you ride your pillow to a climax?Nine, apparently!This week, we're fact checking a guide on pillow humping!Also: ...

Sex Headaches Suck! (Postnut Pain, Paranoid Masturbation, and Healing Through Cuck Porn)

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textEver had your favorite hobby turn on you?This week, we talk about Jake's experiences with sex headaches!Also: orgasmic headaches, a...

Will Separate Bedrooms Ruin Our Sex Life? (An Investigation)

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWe never thought we'd be that couple, but here we are!This week, we're talking about parting ways (at night) and whether we&ap...

Gooning 101 (Goon Caves, Goonettes, and Pornosexuals)

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textEver heard of gooning?Well, you're about to! This week, Jake takes me on a crash course through Gooning 101!Also: sensory overload,...

Pussy Magic (Vaginal Suction, Tantric Cupping, and the Refractory Mystery)

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textPussy so good you barely have to move!This week, we're talking about a questionable Twitter thread and all the wonderful things pus...

2 Chatty 2 Cathys (Crying Like a Man, Machine Milking, and Tentacle Sex)

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textThis one's for the real Pillow Cases!We're in recovery mode this week, so we're keeping things chill again!Also: The Fast...

Two Chatty Cathys: Bone Zone Edition

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWe're keeping it casual this week!We talk about the joys of anal vibrations, finally getting some Dunkaroos, whether having a dog w...

Girl's a Liar Too (Dick Size, Dirty Porn, and Delicious Spunk)

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textLadies, we're onto you!This week, we're going over the lies women tell about sex!Also: manbabies, sexy criminals, and being a ...

Boy's a Liar (Tight Condoms, So-So Blowjobs, and Jellybean Pussy)

19 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textCheck his papers!This week, we're going over the sex lies every guy tells!Also: wildflowers, a masturbation red flag, and writers t...

Questionable Cosmo Sex Tips (Forks, Marbles, and the Dick Donut)

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a text78 Bedroom Moves Guaranteed to Drain His Balls!This week, we're looking at some classic and questionable Cosmo sex tips!Also: canoe...

Tight Foreskin, Bro (Phimosis, Phatigue, and Taking Phorever to Come)

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWell, I guess we're due for a dick update!This week, we're checking in with Jake's foreskin and how much progress he&apos...

Weird, Stupid Little Turn-Ons (Hair Ties, Cameltoes, and Emotionally Unavailable Women)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWhat’s a weird little thing that drives you wild?This week, we’re going to Reddit to learn about some people’s stupid turn-ons!Als...

How to Take Hot Nudes When You Don't Feel Sexy

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textJust because you're self-conscious doesn't mean you can't bring it!This week, we're talking about talking hot and se...

Sex Up Your Bedroom (Mood Lighting, Bondage Beds, and the Vibrator Basket)

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textIs your bedroom cockblocking you?This week, we're giving some advice on how to make your bedroom more sex friendly!Also: sleep depr...

Treat That Clit Right (Clit Balms, Liquid Vibrators, and the Right Way to Rub It)

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textOkay, you found the clit - now what?This week, we're talking about clit stimulation and how to do it right!Also: we unbox some clit...

Blast Me, Mommy (Squirting Dildos, Cold Creampies, and Cuckold Roleplay)

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textLet’s get messy!This week, we’re talking about squirting dildos!Also: fake facials, swallowing yummy loads, and jizzy roleplay!If yo...

How to Be an Okay Husband (Leading, Praising, and Begging for Forgiveness)

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textFellas, it’s time to step it up.We talked about how to be a perfect wife, so it’s only fair that we also talk about being a better h...

Glory Glory Holelujah (Glory Holes, Reverse Glory Holes, and the Glory Box)

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textCareful where you stick your dick!This week, we're talking about glory holes!Also: nasty nonsense, milking tables, and the female g...

Do You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth? (How to Talk Dirty)

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textFuck me harder, daddy!Hold onto your buttocks, because we’re going through a lot of dirty talk this week!Also: getting off on being du...

How to Be a Perfect Wife (Cooking, Cute Jammies, and Lying About Your Best Fuck)

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textAre you a perfect little wifey?We'll see! This week, we're going over 30 ways to become a better wife to find out what it take...

You've Been a Naughty Little Pervert (Banned Search Terms, Sex Parties, and Canadian MILFs)

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWho knew Canadians were so naughty?This week, we're going through Pornhub's Year in Review for 2022 to find out what kind of f...

Cozy Fireside Chat (Hypnokink, Pet Play, and Cockblocking Pups)

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textI hope you're taking it easy, because we sure are!This week, we decided to just sit down and have a cozy little chat with all of yo...

(TEASER) Starbucks Holiday Drinks Bonanza

22 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textThis is a chatty one!We try five Starbucks holiday drinks for the first time. Jake discovers the power of caffeine. And we don't ta...

Meet Me Under the Mistleblow (Santa Sex, Power Twerking, and Big Ol' Titties)

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textChristmas is awesome but waiting for Christmas sucks.Holiday porn makes it easier, though. So, we watched MILF on a Shelf to help us get...

(TEASER) Tricking You Into Falling in Love With Us (Part Two)

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a text We answer the rest of The 36 Questions That Lead to Love so you can fall madly in love with us! ***If you'd like to hear the who...

Step Inside the Sex Gym (Coregasms, Gymgasms, and Pull-Up Explosions)

14 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textI think we found it - the only acceptable way to come in public!This week, we're talking about coregasms!Also: living the hammock l...

Uh Oh, Boner Trouble! (Uncooperative Dicks, Softies, and Pushing Rope)

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textIt's soft dick time!This week, we're talking about what you should do when you just can't get it up.Also: Jake has been a...

(TEASER) Tricking You Into Falling in Love With Us (Part One)

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWe answer The 36 Questions That Lead to Love so you can fall madly in love with us! ***If you'd like to hear the whole thing, join...

Better, Hotter, Nastier Sex

30 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWant to fuck better?Of course you do! So, we're going to tell you how!Also: tasty slop, garbage plates, and Thanksgiving envy!Using...

Weird Wanking (Grinding, Flossing, and the Rosy Palm Method)

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textMaybe just get a sex toy instead?This week, we're talking about weird masturbation techniques!Also: death grip, the firestarter, an...

It's Squirting Time! (The Fingering Move, Sex Blankets, and Sex Limos)

16 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textWanna unlock your squirting potential?This week, we're giving you all our squirting tips so you can get those gushy orgasms - again...

Panty Dropping Texts (These Sexy Questions Will Get You Laid Immediately)

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textIf you thought getting into a girl's pants was hard, then you're doing it wrong!This week, we're going through a list of ...

Pussy Licking Toys (Mechanical Tongues, Pumps, and Big Oral Orgasms)

02 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textYou’re not flexible enough to go down on yourself, so you’re gonna need some help!This week, we’re talking about my favorite oral ...

(TEASER) Pillow Talk Film Society: Hocus Poke Us

30 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send us a textLet's get spooky and talk about Hocus Poke Us! Are they real witches? Are they just wearing costumes? We still don't know, but...