Plank Of The Week
Episodes
EXPOSED: Keir Starmer Will Be "KICKED OUT" By May
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Alex Phillips, Rafe Heydel-Mankoo, Chloe Dobbs and Steve N Allen for a rapid-fire rundown of the week's biggest stories on PLAN...
HUMILIATION: Trump Kills Starmer's Chagos Deal
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Chloe Dobbs, Adam Brooks, Samara Gill and Peter Barnes for a rapid-fire rundown of the week's biggest stories. Hosted on Acast....
Lying Starmer To Be EXPOSED?
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who wins Plank Of The Week? Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth, Samara Gill and Ellie Hodges. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Migrants To Get 40% Of New Homes | Starmer Humiliated Again
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who wins Plank Of The Week? Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Chloe Dobbs, Adam Brooks, Peter Barnes and Amanda Devlin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
"Starmer MUST Be REMOVED From Downing Street", Meghan Markle DROPPED
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who takes the crown as Plank Of The Week? Kevin O'Sullivan is joined by Samara Gill, Chloe Dobbs, Rafe Heydel-Mankoo and Ben Habib for Talk’s rapid-...
Trump MOCKS "Loser" Starmer, Labour Gives Migrants £40k To Go!
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who takes the crown as Plank Of The Week? Kevin O’Sullivan is joined by Samara Gill, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Ellie Hodges to tear throug...
"Did King Charles LIE About Andrew?", "Starmer Is FINISHED!"
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who wins Plank Of The Week? Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Chloe Dobbs, Adam Brooks, Ben Habib and Ellie Hodges for this week's rapid-fire rundown of the week...
Keir Starmer's Chief Of Staff RESIGNS Over Mandelson SCANDAL
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Who wins Plank Of The Week? Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Chloe Dobbs, Samara Gill, Candice Holdsworth and Laila Cunningham for this week's rapid-fire rundow...
Starmer 'HUMILIATED' By China, Starmer's 'Attack' On Armed Forces
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Alex Phillips, Chloe Dobbs, Adam Brooks and Ellie Hodges for this week's rapid-fire rundown of the week's biggest stories. Host...
Starmer BLOCKS Burnham | Prince Harry Takes On Trump
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Join Kevin O'Sullivan, Ben Habib, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Steve N Allen for this week's rapid-fire rundown of the week's biggest stories. ...
Starmer Despises Democracy | Police Chief Must Be Prosecuted
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan hosts Plank Of The Week with Chloe Dobbs, Adam Brooks, Ellie Hodges and Will Kingston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Keir Starmer 'Sacked Before Summer' | Sadiq Khan 'Destroyed' London
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan hosts Plank Of The Week with Rafe Heydel-Mankoo, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Steven Barrett.Don't miss Plank Of The Walk ever...
Plank Of The Year 2025
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan hosts Plank Of The Year with Chloe Dobbs, Rafe Heydel-Mankoo, Candice Holdsworth and Peter Barnes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...
'Stupid' Sadiq Khan vs 'Dopey' Dale Vince
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan hosts Plank Of The Week with Peter Bleksley, Samara Gill, Amanda Devlin and Steve N Allen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
David Lammy Loses More Prisoners, Rachel Reeves Lies About Black Hole
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan hosts Plank Of The Week with Alex Phillips, Rafe Heydel-Mankoo, Candice Holdsworth and Peter Barnes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
"Liar" Rachel Reeves Is Finished, 53,000 Illegal Migrants Go Missing
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan hosts Plank Of The Week with Chloe Dobbs, Alex Phillips, Samara Gill and Will Kingston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Sadiq Khan Destroys London, Rachel Reeves Taxes Milkshake
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan hosts Plank Of The Week with Peter Bleksley, Mark Dolan, Russell Quirk and Dave Chawner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
'Dictator' Keir Starmer vs 'Dumb' David Lammy
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin hosts Plank Of The Week with Chloe Dobbs, Will Geddes, Howard Cox and Peter Barnes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Starmer Named Most Unpopular PM Ever, BBC Exposed For Fake News
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin O'Sullivan steps in to host Plank Of The Week. Kevin picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Samara Gill. Hoste...
Meghan Markle 'Booed'', Prince Andrew 'Banished', Corbyn's Panto
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin picks the planks with Chloe Dobbs, Russell Quirk, Steve N Allen and Rafe Heydel-Mankoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...
"Starmer Humiliated Again", "King Charles Hates Andrew"
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kevin picks the planks with Will Geddes, Samara Gill, Peter Barnes and Ash Gould. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Trump Humiliates Starmer, Richard Bacon Slams UK Flag
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Russell Quirk, Amanda Devlin and Mark Wogan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
'Clown Starmer' Mocked, Gary Neville Humiliated
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Samara Gill. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Starmer Gone By Christmas, JK Rowling vs Emma Watson
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Chloe Dobbs, Mark Dolan and Rafe Heydel-Mankoo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Keir 'Stalin' Starmer, Ed Davey's Farage Obsession
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Samara Gill, Will Geddes and Mark Wogan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Everyone Hates Starmer | Angry Sadiq Slams Trump
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Ash Gould. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Angela Rayner Resigns! | Graham Linehan Arrested
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Samara Gill. Nominations include Angela Rayner, Greta Thunberg and Turki...
Rachel Reeves Destroys Britain, Meghan Markle Flops
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Chloe Dobbs, Russell Quirk and Rafe Heydel-Mankoo. Nominations this week include Rachel Reeves, Meghan Markle ...
Starmer Faces Revolt Over Migrant Hotels
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Will Geddes, Samara Gill and Mark Wogan. Nominations this week include Tower Hamlets and Greenwich councils, R...
Government Loses 150,000 Migrants, Sadiq Humiliated
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Chloe Dobbs, Rafe Heydel-Mankoo, Amanda Devlin and Donald C MacLeod. Nominations this week include Sadiq Khan, Meghan Markl...
'Useless' Starmer Silences Migrant Hotel Critics
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Chloe Dobbs, Ash Gould, Steve N Allen and Mark Wogan. Nominations this week include the NHS, Marks & Spencer and Angela...
Starmer Humiliated By Trump, Migrant Hotel Protests
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Russell Quirk, Candice Holdsworth, Howard Cox and Steve Denyer. Nominations this week include PM Keir Starmer (of course), ...
Shifty Starmer, Essex Police Migrant Scandal
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Alex Phillips, Will Geddes and Chloe Dobbs. Nominations this week include Keir Starmer, Essex police and Diane...
'Two-Faced' Keir Starmer vs 'Spoilt' Prince Harry
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Russell Quirk, Kinsey Schofield and Mark Wogan. Nominations include the BBC, Prince Harry and Keir Starmer. Ho...
'Scaredy' Starmer, 'Cranky' Corbyn, 'Stupid' Sadiq
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Chloe Dobbs, Steve N Allen and Rafe Heydel-Mankoo. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Sadiq Khan and Jeremy Cor...
Rachel Reeves Crying, Keir Starmer and Bob Vylan
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Alex Phillips and Steve Denyer. This week's nominations include Rachel Reeves Crying, Keir Starmer and Bob Vyl...
Keir Starmer, David Lammy, Palestine Action, NHS
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Chloe Dobbs, Will Geddes and Mark Wogan. Nominations this week include Keir Starmer, David Lammy, Palestine Ac...
Keir Starmer, Jess Phillips, BBC Bullies
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Samara Gill, Rafe Heydel-Mankoo and Howard Cox. Nominations this week include Keir Starmer, Jess Phillips and ...
Sadiq Khan, Dawn French, Greta Thunberg
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Chloe Dobbs, Russell Quirk, Mark Wogan and Kinsey Schofield. Nominations this week include Sadiq Khan, Dawn French, Greta T...
Meghan Markle, Keir Starmer, Greta Thunberg
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Chloe Dobbs, Candice Holdsworth and Samara Gill. Nominations this week include Meghan Markle, Keir Starmer, ...
Scaredy Starmer vs Moronic Macrons
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Russell Quirk, Will Geddes and Mark Wogan. Nominations this week include Brigitte Macron, Sadiq Khan, Nicola...
Shameless Starmer vs Smug Sadiq Khan
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Rafe Heydel-Mankoo, Chloe Dobbs and Howard Cox. Nominations this week include Keir Starmer, Sadiq Khan, Gary...
Slippery Starmer vs 'Lying' Gary Lineker
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Steve N Allen, Samara Gill and Mark Wogan. Nominations this week include Keir Starmer, Gary Lineker, Humza Y...
'Failing' Keir Starmer vs 'Spoilt' Prince Harry
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Chloe Dobbs, Will Geddes and Amanda Devlin. Nominations this week include Keir Starmer, Prince Harry and Kanye...
Labour Losers, Narcissistic Meghan Markle
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Candice Holdsworth, Steve N Allen and Ash Gould. Nominations this week include Meghan Markle, the BBC and Rach...
Lame Lineker, Shifty Starmer, Telepathic Twins
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Alex Phillips, Chloe Dobbs and Mark Wogan. Among the nominations this week are Gary Lineker, Keir Starmer and ...
'Moron' Miliband, Katy Perry
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Russell Quirk and Peter Bleksley. Nominations this week include Ed Miliband, Katy Perry and the BBC. Hosted on...
'Shameless' Jess Phillips, 'Failure' Keir Starmer
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Candice Holdsworth, Will Geddes and Chloe Dobbs. Nominations this week include Jess Phillips and Westminster C...
'Sadistic' Starmer vs 'Arrogant' Archbishop |
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Peter Bleksley, Jeremy Kyle, Rebecca Twomey and Steve N Allen. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Justin Welby and Prince Ha...
'Sack' Keir Starmer, 'Shameless' Angela Rayner
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Will Geddes, Chloe Dobbs, Samara Gill and Mark Wogan. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Angela Rayner and Prince Harry Host...
'Two-Faced' Keir Starmer, 'Pampered' Lindsay Hoyle
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Russell Quirk, Samara Gill and Howard Cox. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Lindsay Hoyle and Kent Council. H...
'Ridiculous' Rory Stewart, 'Woke' Snow White
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Will Geddes, Reem Ibrahim and Steve Denyer. Nominations include Snow White, Rory Stewart and foreign prisone...
'Creepy' Keir Starmer v 'Moronic' Meghan Markle
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Candice Holdsworth, Steve N Allen and Mark Wogan. Nominations this week include PM Keir Starmer, Meghan Markle...
'Lying' BBC, 'Mad' Kier Starmer, 'Dodgy' Labour MPs
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Russell Quirk, Samara Gill and Steve Denyer. Nominations include the BBC, PM Keir Stamer and Labour MPs. Hoste...
Shifty Starmer, Sloppy Sadiq, Toxic Tennant
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Russell Quirk, Ben Habib and Amanda Devlin. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Sadiq Khan and David Tennant. ...
Moronic Meghan, Shifty Starmer, Loony Lammy
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Enjoy this week's Valentine's Day special. Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Peter Bleksley, Kinsey Schofield and Mark Wogan. Nominations includ...
'Shifty' Starmer, 'Bitter' Blair, 'Crazy' Kanye
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Alex Phillips, Leon Emirali and Steve N Allen. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Tony Blair and Kanye West. Ho...
Lying Starmer, Woke Miliband, Cry Baby Selena Gomez
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Russell Quirk, Samara Gill and Steve Denyer. Nominations this week include Keir Starmer, Ed Miliband and Selen...
'Stupid' Starmer, 'Smug' Sadiq, 'Creepy' Corbyn
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks of the week with Jeremy Kyle, Candice Holdsworth, Will Geddes and Amanda Devlin. Nominations include PM Keir Starmer, Sadiq Khan...
'Disaster Tourist' Meghan Markle vs 'Humiliated' Keir Starmer
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Alex Phillips, Steve N Allen and Samara Gill. Nominations this week include PM Keir Starmer, Chancellor Rachel...
'Shameless' Starmer vs 'Jackass' Jess Phillips
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike celebrates the 5th Anniversary of Plank Of The Week with Russell Quirk, Peter Bleksley, Will Geddes and Rebecca Twomey. This week's nominations i...
‘Jail’ Jess Phillips vs ‘Clueless’ Kemi Badenoch
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Mike picks the planks with Ben Habib, Russell Quirk, Howard Cox and Amanda Devlin. Among the nominations are Sadiq Khan, Just Stop Oil and ...
Farage's Milkshake Model, Prince Andrew's Xmas Ban
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Amanda Devlin, James Whale MBE and Peter Bleksley. Among the nominations this week are Prince Andrew, Newcastl...
'Lying' Keir Starmer, 'Shady' Sadiq Khan
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this special edition, Mike picks the biggest planks of 2024 with Jeremy Kyle, James Whale MBE, Samara Gill and Russell Quirk. Hosted on Acast. See ...
'Grinch' Sadiq Khan
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Alex Phillips, Candice Holdsworth and Russell Quirk. Up for nomination this week is 'Grinch' Sadiq Khan, the '...
'USELESS' Keir Starmer, 'Loser' Louise Haigh, 'Liar' Joe Biden | Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Peter Bleksley, Steve N Allen, Maddie Hale and Steve Denyer. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Louise Haigh and Joe Biden. ...
'Idiot' Keir Starmer, 'Simple' Sadiq Khan, Ed Davey
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, James Whale MBE, Russell Quirk and Samara Gill. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Sadiq Khan and Ed Davey. Hos...
Farmer vs Starmer, 'Liar Liar' Rachel Reeves, Woke Police
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Peter Bleksley, Samara Gill and Will Geddes. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Rachel Reeves and woke police. ...
'Arrogant' Archbishop, 'Stasi' Starmer, 'Loser' Lineker
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Russell Quirk, Steve N Allen and Maddie Hale. Nominations include Archbishop Justin Welby, PM Keir Starmer and...
Humiliated Rory Stewart, Loser Emily Maitlis, Woke Lefty Tears
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Russell Quirk, Candice Holdsworth, Ben Habib and Samara Gill. Nominations include Dawn Butler, NHS and Cardi B. Hosted on A...
'Labour Liars' vs 'Racist' Diane Abbott
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, James Whale MBE, Amanda Devlin and Will Geddes. Nominations include PM Keir Starmer and his Labour comrades ...
'Cruel' Starmer vs 'Shameless' Sadiq'
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Alex Phillips, Peter Bleksley, Maddie Hale and Steve Denyer. Nominations include PM Keir Starmer, Australian senator Lidia ...
'Cruel' Keir Starmer vs 'Free Fat Jabs' Wes Streeting
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike picks the planks with Jeremy Kyle, Candice Holdsworth, Russell Quirk and Rebecca Twomey. Nominations include PM Keir Starmer, the NHS, Nottingham...
'Shameless' Starmer vs 'Sick' Sadiq Khan
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joining Mike this week is Jeremy Kyle, comedian Steve N Allen, bodyguard Will Geddes and journalist Maddie Hale. Nominations include Keir Starmer, Sad...
'Sleazy' Starmer vs 'Biased' BBC
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Graham picks the planks with our panel, Jeremy Kyle, Candice Holdsworth, Russell Quirk and Peter Bleksley. Nominations include PM Keir Starmer, J...
Faux Paw
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Graham is joined by James Whale, Jeremy Kyle, Maddie Hale and Will Geddes to discuss their plank of the week. Nominees include several members of...
Justice is Served!
15 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mike Graham is joined by James Whale, Candice Holdsworth, Peter Bleksley and Ben Habib to discuss their plank of the week. Nominees include PM Keir St...
Swe-done It Again
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode, Jodi and Susan celebrate Eurovision 2023 winner, Sweden’s Loreen (for a second time). From Jodi witnessing the leader boa...
It’s Giving 'Lamb Banana'
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
(Spoiler Alert!) Jodi and Susan have made it to Liverpool for the second semi final. As they soak in the atmosphere - literally - and pinch thems...
Malta-ra
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
[Spoiler Alert] Join Jodi and Susan as they discuss the chaos that is the semi finals (part one). With analysis of the performances, right down to the...
We Love a Key Change (With Dami Im)
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Eurovision 2016 runner-up Dami Im opens up to Jodi and Susan about life after the competition, pressures she faced in the music industry, and what goe...
In the Town Where I Was Born (With Tymofiy from Kalush Orchestra)
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Eurovision 2022 winner Tymofiy Muzychuk from Kalush Orchestra, joins Jodi and Susan to talk about how important it was to win the competition in a tim...
Hello Europe, Liverpool Calling
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whether you're new to Eurovision like Jodi or live and breathe the contest like Susan, this podcast will be here through every step of the Eurovision ...
Making Euro Mind Up Trailer
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to your unofficial guide to Eurovision with Susan, a dedicated superfan, and Jodi, a loyal Liverpool native. Each episode comes jam-packed wit...