Pod of Greed (A Yu-Gi-Oh! Podcast)
Episodes
286: Zexual Healing
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Watching: Episodes 23-25 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal The only problem with batting a thousand with respects to podcast names is that you inevitably forget what...
285: Heated Rivalry but they're Robots and they Know Ball
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If there were Two Robots in a show and one of them was a GIRL robot and one of them was a BOY robot and they played basketball and had a heated rivalr...
Fansguard!!
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Join your hosts Yerdua, Gunna, and Matt, as the tournament arc comes to a very surprising (if not realistic) end for the gang! Watching: Episodes 31-3...
284: Are You Free On Thursday?
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's Parent-Teacher Ni- er I mean School Spirit Day for Yuma and friends, and that means Yuma, whose parents are in parts unknown, is stuck reminiscin...
283: Wank it! Open Mindedly.....
31 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Folks we cannot emphasie enough that this guy just HAS POWERS!!!! HE HAS REAL POWERS!!!!! Watching: Episodes 17-18 of Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal Audrey | Max | S...
282: It's Important That the Cards Feel Fear
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we learn for the dozenth time that sacrificing your monsters in the card game where you have to sacrifice them as a mechanic is bad, actuall...
281: Balls of Wet
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kaito, for the last time, you CANNOT bring your little brother to our hangs. The vibes are beyond rancid. He needs ibuprofen!! Watching: Episodes 13 &...
280: Get My Yuma Up
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is what marriage is all about. Playing skee-ball together, robbing museums, having complementary decks, cheating on each other with each other......
279: Shart of the Cards
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Nya~ sharpen your claws, duelists, we're joined this week by one of the hosts of We Watch 100 Isekai and Tie-in Theatre, TequilaZaku! We're cofuring e...
278: You summoned your mom?!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
DovetailEcho joins us to discuss a precocious young vigilante called The Sparrow! And also his mom. But mostly The Sparrow. But also his mom. Mrs. And...
277: Pod of Greed Penis Tierlist
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yuma Balls.. Tsukumo Nuts.... Alan Wake 2 penis.. Buthole Bonsly.... Anyway what this episode IS mostly about is the Taxonomy of Clowns and Kids who ...
276: The Real Rule 34 Was The Pornography We Commissioned Along The Way
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Okay Yuma, now whatever you do, don't play the useful card combo. I know you hate backseating and will do the opposite of what I say, and if you lose ...
275: Yuma Balls
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back, folks! All five of us packed into the Official Pod of Greed Clown Car to bring you a whopping two hours of discussion on the first two epi...
274: 5D's Wrap-Up!
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After 1 month of delaying a recording and 2 months of delaying an edit and upload, here are our final thoughts on Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's! Argyle | Audrey | Dan...
Raunchy 4Kids
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
They said it couldn't be done! Rising above misfortune as always, we rewatched Bonds Beyond Time in order to convey to you, our dear listener, just ho...
273: I Just Want Archdemon Dragon Pussy
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WE DID IT DUELLISTS!! THE REAL 5Ds WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY!!! Yusei was the city all along! Lua and Luca grew up to be cool and hot! Jac...
272: Specific Rim
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're on the penultimate lap of 5Ds as Yusei ends his duel with Z-One. Maybe the future we changed was the old men we fucked along the way. Watching: ...
271: Yuseification
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If I'm you, and you're me... then who's driving the D-Wheel?! Watching: Episodes 148 & 149 of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Dan | Max | Special guest Kether Terr...
270: Clash of the Yaoi Hands
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for Yusei to fight the final boss!... Wait, no, I'm hearing reports that it's time for Aporia to fight the final boss. Will the show finally...
Cup of Greed 2025 Announcement
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Come play card games with us! Join the Discord! kaiba.online | joeywheeler.dog Bluesky | Tumblr | Discord | Twitch | YouTube Support the show on Patre...
269: The Episode 269 Fanfic Special!
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it's been 100 episode since the last time we did one of these, so we once again gather 'round to read each other fan fiction about yugioh, with ...
268: Return to Duelvorce Court
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fellas, is it gay to push your ex-husband out of your hole? Wanna follow the money and find out Ushio's age? Click here! Watching: Episodes 144 & ...
267: 6D's?????????
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special guest soledsnak joins us to discuss one of the best (in terms of character development as well as just being cool as hell) and simultaneously ...
Podketmon!
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join your hosts Max, Dan.jpg, Paisley and Matt, as they continue journeying through the Hoenn region! We encounter a sexual Mawile and the movie Hole...
266: I Hope We Both Live
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whose hands are better, daddy's big warm hands or hell skeleton's giant scary hands? Here's a hint: there's a reason that god gave us two of em... Wat...
265: Ark Cradily
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The anime is over! Happy ending! Hooray! Wait, what are we still doing here? What do you mean there's a whole other arc that they didn't dub??? Again?...
264: Gimpfinity Mask
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Folks everything happens so much. This guy is So Much. If a guy was actually THree GUys who were the Same Guy would that be fucked up or what? We're S...
263: Beautiful Human Motorcycle
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is the ideal duel runner. You may not not like it, but this is what peak automotive engineering looks like. Watching: Episodes 132-133 (S2 E55-56...
262: 2025D's
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Surely they can't find room for another clip show, right? Watching: Episodes 130-131 (only S2 E54 because they didn't dub 130) of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Argyl...
261: For a blissful moment I forgot Tom Hiddleston's existence
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who will win in this duel between two groups of chosen ones? Will the show suddenly swap protagonists right before the final arc? Only one way to find...
260: Skibidi Atlas
26 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now is your time to think of fanfic ideas for out 269th episode!! You have a few months to write them for us to read out in April.... solving the deba...
259: Cum is the Big One
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the semifinals of the WRGP! Will team 5D's be able to defeat team Ragnarok? My wild prediction: yeah man. That's, uh, the show. My deepe...
258: Thumpslumping
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ok folks. Here's how team Taiyo can still win: They've got the giant got of Thump and Slumber - will they thump her or will they slump her! Tune in to...
257: Block Twoah! Duel on that thang
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode took so long to upload because I had to construct a computer out of tin cans and coat hangers to edit it on Watching: Episodes 118-119 of...
256: Go There
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you think Kratos has a Yu-Gi-Oh! card? Watching: Episodes 116 & 117 of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Audrey | Dan | Max Edited by Max Twitter | cohost | Disco...
255: Jacky Needy Noody
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Honk honk! This comically small car is headed straight for clown town as Yusei and the boys track down Lazar and duel him for information. This clown ...
254: Come to Nazca, Sweetie
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well shit my ex-husband has a fancy new way to summon powerful monsters, what am I supposed to do? Change my strategy and maybe not rely solely upon t...
253: Super Yuseiyan
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
No jokes here! Yusei's Accel Synchro is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life! Have fun! Watching: Episodes 108-110 (S2 E44-46) of Yu-Gi-...
252: I only drink free-range Duel Milk
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We begin a 5-parter called "Primo's Plan" in the dub, and boy does he sure have some, including an army of dueling robots and a new form tha...
251: Hook in Unloveable Hook
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You've heard of "Beach that Makes you Old" well get ready for "Monster that Makes you Crash" Also before we recorded Sarah had a b...
250: Jeanny Bravo
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oh no can Yusei beat all of Team Unicorn or will team 5D's lose their very first duel in the WRGP???? I've never watched Yu-Gi-Oh! or any media at all...
249: #NotGoingJack
25 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The duel is good... Yet the duel is long. Tune in for the 2nd part of our coverage of the Team Unicorn duel! Will Yusei finally meet his match? Uh, pr...
248: The Roewer of Slower
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back in the saddle again, our three hosts get ready for a 3-player relay duel as Team 5Ds learn the real lesson of teamwork: get Yusei to do everythin...
247: Monkey D. D. D. D. D. Luffy (5D's Season 2 Wrap-up)
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Even though myself and Sarah barely watched any of the episodes this season, we thought it was a good idea to record the wrap-up ep on a day that Audr...
246: Bonds Beyond Time Commentary
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Oops! We fucked up real bad! We lost part of the audio of our episode discussing Bonds Beyond Time, so we decided to put the commentary track in the m...
245: Nimble Momongas
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The World Race Grand Prix is so close to beginning, and for it our heroes have finally answered the greatest mystery that has left fans on the edge of...
244: Sherrorism
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THE INSANE BITS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS EPISODE We Start out strong with Sherrorism, discover Bruno's insane robo-kil...
243: A Fistful of Star Chips
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We missed y'all during the break for the Cup of Greed! To celebrate our triumphant return to the podcasting fold, we've recorded a jumbo spicy big epi...
CoG week special! The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There's no episode this week because we're doing CoG all weekend (WATCH IT ON TWITCH HERE, SCHEDUEL HERE), so to fill the gap in the feed here is the ...
242: It's So Ogre
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SIGN UP FOR THE CUP OF GREED! JOIN THE DISCORD FOR MORE DETAILS!! Crash Town continues to whip ass as Kalin spends two episodes going "Why am I s...
241: Mr. Gorbachev, Burn This Dude Up
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sonic student and queerbait rater Devon returns to talk about the second and third episodes of the Crash Town arc. Kalen wants to die. Yusei doesn't w...
240: Old West Card Duel Slave Trade
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FINALLY!!! THE DAN ORIGIN STORY!!! STOP those clocks from a-tickin and GET your Duel disks a-slingin' because we're GOin' to Crash town babey!!!! Wat...
Cup of Greed 2024 Announcement!
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Cup of Greed is a LIGHTHEARTED FUN LEGACY YUGIOH TOURNAMENT we run every year! It will be played with a 5D's Era deck, and you will need a careful...
239: Jack/Off
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We will NOT apologize for all the references to Jacking off in this episode. Sometimes you hit a thick comedy vein and you have no choice but to keep ...
238: Full Sawcle
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
[Nearly Inaudible Voiceover] Hello Everyone and welcome back to my(Bruno's) Duel Hacking Youtube channel this week we're going to be bypasing the secu...
Initial Deez Nuts
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to your weekly Initial D podcast, Initial Deez Nuts! Takumi gets his car wrecked in this one. :( it's really hard to type this with wheel...
237: Bru Hair No Pronouns
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we do talk about Bruno. Watching: Episodes 79-80 (S2 E15-16) of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Argyle | Dan | Max | Sarah Edited by Argyle Twitter | cohost...
236: Lucky Lester
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER! Watching: Episodes 77-78 (S2 E13-14) of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Audrey | Dan | Max Edited by Max Twitter | cohost | Discord | YouTu...
235: A Reverse Pound Of Flesh
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the pod, Akiza goes to driving school, Jack Atlas does a Season 0 style saw trap duel, and 4kids has to MS Paint out a cleavage and find ...
234: In Medias Revs
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Speeding is cool and you should do it, traffic laws are for suckers. Watching: Episodes 73-74 (S2 E09-10) of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Argyle | Audrey | Dan Edit...
233: Tiger Drop Negates Any Damage
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What up, I'm Aki Izayoi, I'm 17, and I never fucking learned how to drive! Watching: Episodes 71-72 (S2 E7-8) of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Audrey | Dan | Max Edi...
232: What if the Shadow Realm was nice?
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Duelist of the Week fun continues as Jack Atlas battles a loan shark while being the world's most unemployed man and Leo duels a scary ghost boy. Woul...
231: Talladega Wasn't Built in a Day
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
my wife and kid left me because i spent all my time podcasting, so all you listeners are my children now Watching: Episodes 67-68 (S2 E03-04) of Yu-Gi...
230: 3B's
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
CHECK OUT PERFECT DRAW! LIVE YOUR WILDEST YU-GI-OH! DREAMS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! Perfect Draw! on Backerkit Perfect Draw! on itch.io Watching: Episodes 6...
229: 2020-420 Pod of Weed (5Ds season 1 wrapup)
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We did it duellists! We finished a season of 5Ds!! Best Yugioh so far??!!!?!! We discuss. Watching: Season One!!!! of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Audrey | Dan | Ma...
228: The Dub of Ma'at
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who give a shit Watching: Evolving Duel! Stardust vs Red Demon's Dragon! Audrey | Dan | Max Edited by Max Twitter | cohost | Discord | YouTube Support...
227: .............Slime Man
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, we did it! We beat 5D's! Godwin is dead and systemic inequality is eradicated once and for all! ...wait, where was the 5th D? Watching: Episodes...
226: He was sent to a farm upstate, downstate, and cross-county. :(
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Akiza vs. Misty! This may a tragic backstory duel, but that doesn't mean we won't have time to figure out ways to make not one, but two different...
225: Are you Telling me a Shrimp Cheated this Deck?!
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NOT LIKE THIS NOT! LIKE!! THIS!!! if Carly Carbine dies and then comes back to life a second time kill her again dot com Watching: Episodes 58-59 (S1 ...
224: P is the Same as Blood
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we get lots of juicy backstory about Yusei's identically crab-haired dad and finally find out who that nasty armed fifth signer actually is....
223: Delicious Gasoline
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
La Pieta isn't enough. We need more Renaissance-era sculptures recreated within the anime. Let Jack recreate David!! Watching: Episodes 54-55 of Yu-Gi...
222: I'm Hung and I Know Things
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you're a child you have to tell us if you learned to read off of cards its the rules This is one of our best Pod of Greed Episodes and you should s...
221: The Presence of Monkey Hole
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luna's adventures in the duel spirit world continue as we discuss One Piece, beating OFF, and double negatives. Watching: Episodes 49-50 (S1 E49-50) o...
220: Me? Torunka.
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here, here, here we go So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to ...
219: Peter Marker
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kids these days would rather summon Earthbound Gods instead of worshipping God on Earth before their souls are Bound for hell. Watching: Episodes 45 &...
218: Joey Wheeler's Cool Signer Arm
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tune into this hamburger-filled episode to hear our comprehensive theories on how Joey Wheeler is the 5th Signer (please visit joeywheeler.dog), as we...
217: Daddy Time
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In a series where many characters have shitty and/or dead parents, 5Ds ask this question: what if you forgave your parents for being terrible? Please?...
216: No Men Shipping
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry boss, I can't come in to work today. Yeah, I was subsumed into the spirit grenade in order to summon that big fuckin' bird. Oh, you got subsumed...
Pod of Greed Interviews: Ted Lewis
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're joined by Ted Lewis (the voice actor behind the English dub of Ryou Bakura, Bandit Keith, and Jack Atlas) to discuss his experience in voice act...
215: Gimmeabreeeaaaakkk
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Objective: Infiltrate Arcadia Movement HQ Mission Status: You died. Badly. Watching: Episodes 36-37 of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Argyle | Dan | Max Edited by Max...
214: The Food Court, Judges of the Satellite Abandoned Mall Gangs
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our hosts watch on in excitement Yusei concludes his duel against Callan. Much is sacrificed, from cultists to cards to clothing. I hope Yusei's okay....
213: N-4-Sirs
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hurry up and listen to the episode so we can mark off yet another district of conquered listeners! Watching: Episodes 32-33 of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Argyle |...
212: Les Enfants Duellistes
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If a Yugioh series had not just one but TWO well written and interesting Female Characters would that be fucked up and unprecedented or what. Crow rul...
211: Walter Frozen Scott Fitzgerald
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
SIGN-UPS FOR THE CUP OF CREED STILL ARE STILL OPEN!! REGISTER NOW! drcakey joins us once again to discuss the beginning of the new arc! We get creepy ...
Cup of Greed 2023
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY YU-GI-OH!? WELL, YOU FINALLY CAN! SIGN UP FOR THE 2023 CUP OF GREED HERE!!! (We used the Discord soundboard a lot in this recordin...
210: Music for Dragons
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
No matter how highbrow we come off as (very, obviously) we can all agree that no matter what, the single best way to make media better is to MAKE DRAG...
209: Kaibacorp Extraterritoriality
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's all about Aki this week, as we learn of her powers, her organization, and all the people she's definitely not killed. Watching: Episodes 22-24 (S...
208: Eat your hamburgers, Luca
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
5D's continues to get buck ass wild this week. Greiger becomes based. The show turns into G Gundam for a minute. And we all want to go out and buy mot...
Blade Baes: I think Tops should Vote!
01 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whats up Baes! This week we meet the new Lucius Endbringer, and Hikaru and Hyuga are tested by Wakiya in the VR zone! Time to Bust!! Recorded Live at ...
207: Rat Tails and Mouse Balls
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some days the old champion interrupts your farcical industry plant tournament. Some days a therapy assassin tries to dredge up your trauma from when y...
206: Women's Wrongs
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If Aki Izayoi walked up to me and said she was going to kill me with her real life flower dragon I would simply say thank you so much ma'am it would b...
205: You and me are straight, right?
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who am I? Where am I?? What's a podcast??? Who is Yugioh???? Maybe if I edit this audio file I'll find out, but also maybe this was never a problem in...
204: 5 Drag Co-Efficients of a Falling Motorcycle (ft. Mobile Suit Breakdown)
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Watch out listeners! There's a deep elevator shaft you're about to fall down!!! You'd better start duelling ASAP so you don't die when you hit the bot...
203: BDDDDDSM
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to double prison, listeners! Did you know a deck... is made of CARDS?? Did you know the deep Yoyo Gang lore behind neo domino city?! Tune in t...
202: Dan Akroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka (★ 0 ATK/0 DEF)
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yusei's gone to prison and has met the best friend one could have: a weird old man who steals cultural artifacts. Jack Atlas finds out about the Illum...
201: The John McCain of Yu-Gi-Oh!
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What if... there were two men. And they were normal. And they were in love. And they were divorced! But they're gonna get better, right? They're gonna...
200: 5D's Nuts (5Ds starts here IN CASE you couldn't tell)
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wow Domino City's really gone to shit in the time since GX ended huh!! Oh well, not gonna let it ruin my day, I've gotta go do SICK motorcycle TURBO D...
199: Pod of Greed Episode One Hundred And Ninety Nine
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for tuning in suckersssssssss
198: Duelstosterone (GX Full Wrap-up!)
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Going to Duel School Presents lots of challenges Like getting Duel Milked Watching: THE ENTIRETY of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Argyle | Audrey | Dan | Elliott | Max...
197: Congraduation!
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cards in my hand Please Please Please Hello You're nothing Watching: Episodes 179 & 180 of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Argyle | Audrey | Dan | Max Edited by Max ...