Podiots
Episodes
PODIOTS LIVE - ADDITIONAL SHOW TIME ANNOUNCEMENT!
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Due to inexplicably popular demand, we'll now also be doing a matinee show on the same day! Location: The Cluny 2, Newcastle upon Tyne Date: Satur...
PODIOTS LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT - Date, Location, Ticket info & more!
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
That's right! We're doing this thing. Location: The Cluny 2, Newcastle Upon Tyne Date: Saturday 18th July 2026 Tickets: vidiotsofficial.com/liv...
Podiots: Episode 166 – Festive Finale
20 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Mikey’s taking us on the worst Christmas excursion imaginable, Peter’s regaling us with a tale of Christmas past, and Ben’s rea...
Podiots: Episode 165 – Spoons At Dawn
30 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's had an uninvited guest, Mikey's getting lost in translation and Ben's steaming his eggs. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the ...
Spookiots: Episode 164 – Cremains
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's playing guessing games, Mikey's got some spookies from down under and Peter smells something foul. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and j...
Podiots: Episode 163 – You Can't Have Fun Anymore
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Mikey is getting political, Ben is Notting his last Onion, and Peter goes nuts! Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the ...
Podiots: Episode 162 – Brouhaha
30 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Mikey makes a death-defying leap, Peter gets hacked, and Ben asks your burning questions! Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and...
Podiots: Episode 161 – It Is Beans Time
26 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Peter’s watching TV and taking drugs, Mikey’s making bean dishes, and Ben’s choke slamming a man of the cloth! Donate £3 or...
Podiots: Episode 160 – Peter For Collection
28 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Mikey’s collecting dinos, Peter’s reading Amazon reviews, and Ben’s got a shitty Kickstarter! Join next episode's Pod Squad:...
Podiots: Episode 159 - Sweaty And Naked
31 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's helping a fan choose a tattoo, Ben's getting naked, and Peter is also getting naked (and slimey) MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop ...
Podiots: Episode 158 – Pickle Exposure
26 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's paying his respects, Ben's getting baked and Peter's ordered room service. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Blue...
Podiots: Episode 157 – The Queen's Panties
29 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey is breaking and entering, Ben gets us demonetised, and Peter is toxic. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vi...
Podiots: Episode 156 – Cyber Farts
22 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben is eating onions, Mikey is eating everything, and Peter has the last (year's) laugh. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on ...
Podiots: Episode 155 – Pizza Time
25 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's yeeting babies, Mikey's training his new pet and Peter's made a song. NEW MERCH: https://vidiotsofficial.com/shop Follow us on Bluesky: @vid...
Podiots: Episode 154 – Is Tiny Tim A Muppet
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Podiots! In this episode, Mikey’s Peter was locked in the café from hell, Ben’s been watching very real Christmas romcoms, and Mikey’s be...
Podiots: Episode 153 - Top Of The Plops
24 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ben & Peter have only been on prime time Saturday morning kids TV, and Mikey has died of dysentery. The new date for our reunion stream is the 14th o...
Spookiots: Episode 152 – Podiots Is (slightly) Changing
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Some big developments for Podiots at the beginning of this episode, plus a return from a beloved favourite friend! Peter’s providing short horror st...
Podiots: Episode 150 – Together Again!
17 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in the same room to celebrate the 150th episode of Podiots! Some extra special "Things" have been procured alongside the usual; Ben ...
Podiots: Episode 151 – Dino Man
27 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey takes us to a unique hotel, Ben ends WWII, and Peter brings your burning questions. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad...
Podiots: Episode 149 – Windy Walking
06 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter’s evolving Meatface, Ben’s dressing down AI, and Mikey’s on his bike. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - http...
Podiots: Episode 148 – Love The Milky B’s
22 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey’s forcing sweets to fight one another, Peter’s raising chimps, and Ben’s got your hot and fresh Instagram questions. Donate £3 or more t...
Podiots Episode 147 – Plastic Cup Deposit
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter has discovered a very Vidiots theme park, Ben's got the low down on his trip to a swingers hotel and Mikey's trying to win his freedom. Donate ...
Podiots Episode 146 – Adding Shrimp To The Thread
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's keeping old insults alive, Ben's got some onions and Mikey brings your questions Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad!...
Podiots: Episode 145 – Tricky Dick's Ham Mousse
11 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey brings old news, Ben has prepared a meal of presidential proportions and Peter races through a list of names. Donate £3 or more to get a shout...
Podiots: Episode 144 - Seagull-Boy
27 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ben is toxic, Mikey wants to break stuff and Peter brings YOUR questions. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://podi...
Podiots: Episode 143 – Gary’s Back
13 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey’s on a gorilla hunt, Peter’s taking us on a lion-filled Victorian journey, and Ben’s making his last stand. Donate £3 or more to get a s...
Podiots: Episode 142 – Close Encounters Of The Turnip Kind
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey’s leading us into battle, Peter’s recounting getting animals high, and Ben’s exploring “new” social media. Donate £3 or more to get ...
Podiots: Episode 141 – Super Anne
16 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's wreaking ecological havoc, Mikey's got a guessing game and Peter saw something in the woods Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the P...
Podiots: Episode 140 – Ploppelganger
03 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's found a medieval joke book, Mikey's got a potty mouthed parrot and Ben takes use to a poo-seum Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join ...
Podiots: Episode 139 – Stay Statham
17 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ben is getting flipped, Mikey's got something in his pants, and Peter asks "Cheese or petrol?" Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod ...
Podiots: Episode 138 – OutHorsed
03 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey hits the road, Ben is horsing around, and Peter is quaking in his boots. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https:/...
Podiots: Episode 137 – Houston, We Have A Porridge
13 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Peter’s recounting some of Yorkshire’s strangest tales, Mikey’s brought porridge, and Ben’s making friends with Switzerland. Donate £3 or mo...
Podiots: Episode 136 – Whamhalla
23 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter’s cracking down on Father Christmas’ lies, Mikey’s brought a Christmas wrongun’, and Ben’s got some crazy festive traditions. Donate ...
Podiots: Episode 135 - Aldi, Sweet Aldi
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's rocking out with his croc out, Peter's put a feather in his cap and Mikey's burned a million quid Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join...
Podiots: Episode 134 – Exposed At Wetherspoons
25 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's farting his way to fame , Peter's got a nuisance neighbour and Ben's talking educated esquine Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join t...
Podiots: Episode 133 – Big Spud
11 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey has something to celebrate, Ben is carrying some very loose change, and Peter is praying for Mojo. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiot...
Podiots: Episode 132 – Fright or Sprite?
28 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey feels the sweet embrace of death, Peter gets a trim, and drinks are on Ben. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - http...
Podiots: Episode 131 – Bussin Train
14 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey’s quizzing us on our Gen Z terminology, Peter’s wearing lead masks, and Ben’s attempting some dicey surgery. Join next episode's Pod Squa...
Podiots: Episode 130 – Gravy Bay
23 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter’s telling us the best jokes around, Mikey’s camping out on an island, and Ben’s revealing all about The Butterfield Experience. Join next...
In Conversation With Brian Butterfield
17 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this bonus episode of Podiots, we had the honour and privilege of talking to prolific entrepreneur and inventor Brian Butterfield who is presently ...
Podiots: Episode 129 - Visits From The Hat Man
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's flooding the streets with Whiskey, Ben's trying a new diet and Mikey's feeling Sax-y Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And c...
Podiots: Episode 128 - Strictly Come Horse Dancing
19 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's talking phantom phrases, Ben's bought some old stones and Mikey is getting philosophical. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com ...
Podiots: Episode 127 - Bovine Vril
05 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey is chewing foam, Ben's at a con, and Peter is identifying flying objects. Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our webs...
Podiots: Episode 126 - Kebabalooney
15 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey is doling out justice, Ben is feeling spaced out, and Peter hears a "hoo!" Join next episode's Pod Squad: http://podiots.com And check our web...
Podiots: Episode 125 - That’s ASDA Spice
01 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ben tells us all about Scooby-Doo’s dad, Peter’s harpooning birds, and Mikey's making British (beige) food staples FIGHT. Join next episode's Pod...
Podiots: Episode 124 - Observable Space
17 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter’s talking about an imaginary town, Mikey’s engaging in some local customs, and Ben’s seeing how many dicks can fit in things. Donate £3 ...
Podiots: Episode 123 - Mass Gullibility
03 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's getting a peak at eternal damnation, Mikey's taking things too far and Ben's discovering music piracy Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout an...
Podiots: Episode 122 - Podiots Isn't Changing
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's got some educated animals, Mikey's humping grass and Ben's set his iron to EXTREME Very limited stock remaining on our new Blobby prints! - b...
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09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
bit.ly/blobiots It's not for us to say what is and isn't art, except on this specific occasion. This is art. Seize the opportunity to own a stunning...
Podiots: Episode 121 - As a Treat
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ben makes a pilgrimage, Peter's fallen out of a plane and Mikey's ape has escaped. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - htt...
Podiots: Episode 120 - Hot Cross Bunp
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey co-hosts with the worst Simpson of them all, Ben has yet more onions, and Peter is getting hysterical Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...
Podiots: Episode 119 - The "Bungalow Live" Special
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have been to see a certain CBBC duo live on stage and have got plenty to tell you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...
Podiots: Episode 118 - Oh Michael
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's getting injured in musicals, Ben's attempting ACME assassinations, and Peter's talking to whales Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and joi...
Podiots: Episode 117 - Noel's Wake Party
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's saving WW1 soldiers with his feathery wings, Ben's entering trial by combat with a dog, and Mikey's playing a "cat organ" Donate £3 or more ...
Podiots: Episode 116 - Unisex Hairy Relative
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's found the droids you're looking for, Peter's enhancing some favourite tunes & Mikey's in search of a serial sausager Donate £3 or more to get ...
Podiots: Episode 115 - Leaving Him Out Of It
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's filled with surprises, Mikey learns why you never work with animals and Ben having a wander Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the...
Podiots: Episode 114 - Pants Shop
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's brings a festive helping of onions, Mikey meets the lads, and Peter has been reading the tabloids again. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout a...
Podiots: Episode 113 - VidiotsOfficial Dot Com
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's chopping onions, Mikey narrowly avoids disaster and Peter crunches the numbers. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - ...
Announcement: Vidiots Reunion 4 - Friday 2nd December
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're streaming this Friday from 7:30PM (GMT) over on twitch.tv/vidiotsofficial! Come join us for an evening of fun and games, in aid of Macmillan Can...
Podiots: Episode 112 - Shrek's Hot Knob
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's hiding in his lover's attic, Mikey's crashed his train, and Ben's getting to know Shrek better. *line break* VIDIOTS REUNION STREAM IV ON THE ...
Podiots: Episode 111 - Intruder
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's invading royal bedrooms, Peter's barred from a McDonald's, and Ben had a fun night in Leeds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...
Spookiots: Episode 110 - The Mad Gasser
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's got some phantom gas, Mikey's getting a weird transmission, and Ben playing Spook or Spock Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...
Podiots: Episode 109 - Bus Station Goths
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's presenting an infallible feline, Ben talks bear etiquette, and Mikey has chihuahua calamity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...
Podiots: Episode 108 - Parrotdise
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey prepares for the worst, Ben proves that size does matter, and it's checkmate for Peter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...
Podiots: Episode 107 - Deficiteroles
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben reaches peak rudeness, the drinks are on Mikey, and Peter's joking again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Podiots: Episode 106 - B19 N0B
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's got a rude number plate, Mikey's making videos fight, and Ben's killed all the bugs. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join the Pod S...
Podiots: Episode 105 - Get Your Ownly Fans
16 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's inviting everyone round for tea, Peter's dropping some dumpage, and Ben's putting kids in the post. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out a...
Podiots: Episode 104 - Tiny Peter’s Big Day
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's talking total carp, Ben dives into a muscly strong man and Mikey's off to auction Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join the Pod ...
Podiots: Episode 103 - Podiots Presents
19 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter has some celebrity breaking poo's, Mikey's bragging about his girth and Ben's talking pet names of the past Donate £3 or more to get a shout...
Podiots: Episode 102 - The Starlight Barking
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter breaks hearts, Ben ventures into unfamiliar territory, and Mikey unearths the perfect Meatface accompaniment. Donate £3 or more to get a sho...
”IT IS BEANS TIME” shirt now available on The Yogscast Store!
05 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
IT IS BEANS TIME. Head to store.yogscast.com to purchase your very own BEANS TIME shirt right now! Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join t...
Podiots: Episode 101 - The Neighbour’s Cat
21 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben has a message from an old friend, Mikey is monkeying around, and Peter brings the sequel nobody asked for. Donate £3 or more to get a shout ou...
Podiots: Episode 100 - Failing Upwards
07 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back in the same room AGAIN as we celebrate episode 100! Mikey's the luckiest man alive, Peter's peeling Podiots onions, and Ben's called some f...
Podiots: Episode 50 - Get It Out Of The Way
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back in the same room and it's FINALLY time to do episode 50! Mikey's beating bins for wrestling championships, Peter's bullying dogs, and Ben's...
Podiots: Episode 99 - The Salt Goth
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's created the most impressive crossover event in history, Ben's opened Pandora's snuff box, and Mikey's gone full Butterfield Donate £3 or...
Podiots: Episode 98 - Purple Quality Street
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's got a case of train mania, Ben's had a five star Uber experience and Mikey's unearthing the dark truth about Sea Monkeys Donate £3 or mo...
Podiots: Episode 97 - AITA?
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We all bear with Mikey, Ben requests a morality check, and Peter oversees a mousepocalypse. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join the Pod ...
Podiots: Episode 96 - The Food Episode
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's got some food to polish off, Mikey has a lunchtime fight, and Ben tucks into some onions. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join th...
Podiots: Episode 95 - Bowl Cut?
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's started a cult, Mikey's stuck on an island, and Ben's securing sexy moon rocks. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join the Pod Squa...
Podiots: Episode 94 - Burns Night
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's learning a murderous instrument, Mikey's visiting the world's worst convention, and Ben's trying sell the Eiffel Tower. Donate £3 or more ...
Podiots: Episode 93 - Designated Piss Corner
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's having car trouble, Mikey's embarking on a new career path and Peter's being pestered by wildlife Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and...
Podiots: Episode 92 - Auntie Vax
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's burnt his plums, Peter gets a visit from an intruder and Ben has some festive guessing games Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join...
Podiots: Episode 91 - PrawnHub
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben unearths a relic, Peter gets a salty surprise, and Mikey has Nobel intentions. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join the Pod Squad! - ...
Podiots: Episode 90 - Gluteal Cleft
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben is cutting onions, Mikey reads your future from behind, and Peter is bedbound. Donate £3 or more to get a shout out and join the Pod Squad! - ...
Podiots: Episode 89 - Making A Jugson
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's scaring the hell out of local residents, Mikey quizzes us on North Korean truths, and Ben thinks you all have stripes. Donate £3 or more t...
Spookiots: Episode 88 - Who Was Phone?!
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's touring fearsome beasts, Peter's found the best kids' horror stories around, and Ben has a really stupid game. Donate £3 or more to get a ...
Podiots: Episode 87 - Comic Demise
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's feeling a little sheepish, Mikey has a terrible holiday and Ben is running from the police Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join th...
Podiots: Episode 86 - Millennial Cluedo
21 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's brought along an evil action figure, Ben's biting into some onions and Mikey's going high stakes Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and j...
Podiots: Episode 85 - McPodiots
07 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter splits sides, Ben holds on tight, and Mikey tucks in. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod Squad! - https://streamlabs.com/...
Podiots: Episode 84 - Nut Buster
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's getting comfortable, Peter sees it all on Street View, and Mikey brings new meaning to the term "acid test". Donate £3 or more to get a shou...
Podiots: Episode 83 - Nun Of That
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey striking over sweetie prices, Peter's got some breaking poos, and Ben's moving to the south of France. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout a...
Podiots: Episode 82 - The Corridors Of Time
27 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter has some classic Richard Madeley-isms, Mikey takes us on a cult-like journey, and Ben doesn't know what drones are. Donate £3 or more to get...
Podiots: Episode 81 - Non-Stop Gold
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben's brought along an extraordinary canine, Mikey teaches us about some historic funny people and Peter tells the tale of when he met Batman Don...
Podiots Season 2 Highlights - VOLUME 4
29 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're all busy boys this week, so enjoy some of the very best of Podiots in one handy place, thanks to Tom Gallon for compiling these clips! Dona...
Podiots: Episode 80 - Vid-Con
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey discusses an Irish bear, Peter has a sausage sized surprise and Ben finds out about the dangers of livestreaming atop Mt. Fuji Donate £3 o...
Podiots: Episode 79 - Sibling Poop
01 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben brings more onions, Peter's got some discarded jokes and Mikey has stars in his eyes. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and join the Pod S...
Podiots: Episode 78 - Small Boy, Small Wilson
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey is on a round-the-world tour of disappointment, Peter has some poo news, and Ben's exploring the real Gotham. Donate £3 or more to get a s...
Podiots: Episode 77 - (NOT THE) Alcoholympics
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's midi-fying all the hits, Mikey's falling on vegetables, and Ben's conducting lipstick science. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout and j...
Podiots: Episode 76 - Something To Do With Weed
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mikey's getting his Shags on, Peter's knocking on doors and running away, and Ben's training cats to be spies. Donate £3 or more to get a shoutout...
Podiots: Episode 75 - The Good Episode
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Peter's got us playing an international kids show guessing game, Mikey's diving into some space logs and Ben's snacking on a forgotten rotten bottom f...