Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Episodes
You’re… Really Pretty
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Whatever happened to Born This Way? Beyond notes, and placing the tiara on the coma patient. Orthopaedic shoes on each hand and a retainer stabilizing...
How Do I Seem?
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A strange state drives Kate to watch the birds and the bees. Rest your coffee inside the ring. Using the language of Others, passing the window and n...
Laugh Lines
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Reading The Sabbath and watching The Frisco Kid. Why scroll when you could build cathedrals in time? The orange tree gives two negronis and a troublin...
River Flowing Backwards
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The inevitability of developing cortisol face and the lawlessness of Zoom support groups. With talk of a rancher’s husband, Kate requires a Buddhism...
All About Gut Health (RE-RELEASE)
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The hags deliver you a morning Poog. Colonics are the primary concern. Jacqueline had one. Kate wants one. Can they get one together? Early surgery an...
Two Hogs Sewn Together
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Beauty and wellness tips from two hogs. Sorry, which hole? Rest assured this is Vaudeville, there was no mirror. You wanna go to Kate’s Cafe? A 'W' ...
Torn Basil
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline enters in felted mules, stung. A doctor abused Kate by not taking her call. Extreme sport bandaids, flying hydrocolloidals. Acting is rea...
I Work Nights
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, a pharmacy with a restaurant! What if Kate was a big-jugged nurse on the night shift, and Jacqueline always ordered directly from the Goop Ki...
This is Not My Friend
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The dream of a communist pharmacist and the control needed to not throw your phone against a wall. Often we must play the role. Driving while engaging...
Bonus (RE-RELEASE)
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic: The hags are bubbling over with excitement. Jacqueline wants help with her navicular accessory f...
My First Rodeo
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Pizza, cherry pie, and the urge to take off running once your table is ready. If Jacqueline enjoyed it yesterday, she wants it again today. Kate is tr...
The Moon in Your House
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry, what’s your name? Grinning in a movie theatre bathroom stall, and weeping in the car watching NASA Live. Fascination at the ‘close friends’...
Evil Poog
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Presented with a porous board and sepsis for everyone we've ever met. Suffer not one exception. What is it about 4:10pm on a Friday? A return to herbs...
It's Just a Life
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A low dose of adderall and the unexamined life… I’m listening! Kate is asked to explain what POOG is, while Jacqueline’s zealousness is often mi...
Stewing Separately
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Attacking the face with hydrafacials and the velvety sleep that can only come from action thrillers. Jacqueline naps like a soldier and Kate waits for...
Reset the Room
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lying in repose and sailing through the air. Preparing for the bleed and the implications of resetting a room. Are oysters just vessels for vinegar? W...
Ugly Duckling
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Strutting down Sunset Boulevard drinking the juice of another store. A cradle on wheels and baskets that don't fit cause confusion. Refusing the cultu...
Fools and Little Children
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All dogs are puppies and all cats are kittens. You have to sit with dignity to meditate. The question of the retinol bump and when to judge the day. W...
Warm in the Hand
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
One week you’re gorgeous…the next week? You’re hideous. Waking up to pee and Shark Tank raw to the dome. ADD 2.0 was heard in full on the road. ...
These Women and Their Ping Pongs
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The body just wants yesterday, again. A stranger's office. Kate became the awareness. Jacqueline remembers the crystal shops. To ask, will that ever b...
Sleep Attack (RE-RELEASE)
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hypersomnia, sleep studies. Vitamin Water. Felicity. Giving birth on your back and dying on your back. Squatty Potty, snail venom.See omnystudio.com/l...
Teeth and Taxes (RE-RELEASE)
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The hags discuss flossing, taxes, and the confusion of natural deodorant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
REMIX: The Road to GOYK
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Look, folks. Kate’s in the midst of the final week of her sold out KATE run at the Pasadena Playhouse. Jacqueline’s doing rabid press for the Get ...
POOG LIVE: Pretend You Don’t See Me
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is the first thought best? Escrow and group munchausen by proxy. It’s radical, punk and brave to go anywhere alone. Somatic anger at the baby. Maps ...
POOG LIVE: Poet Blouse
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I could go all night with you two. Six Feet Under. To see a twin without their twin… the vanity suddenly looked beautiful. Good girl syndrome and de...
POOG LIVE: Chivalry Games
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A case of diagonal interlopers. Ma’am, when you’re done on your phone, I’d like to get my coffee. Do not underestimate the stress of anything. A...
POOG LIVE: The First Guest
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Moments from The Road to Christmas' stops in Philly and Vancouver: Is there a woman in the room? Woah, woah, WOAH! The Blair Witch Project and other f...
I'm Not Joanna Newsom (RE-RELEASE)
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic: The hags reflect on singing—its dangers, its thrills. The uncanny valley. Kate fears mold. Jac...
When it Sours (RE-RELEASE)
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic: Yesterday Kate soared on Matcha while Jacqueline threw her book. When will she learn things are ...
Poogstellar (RE-RELEASE)
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic: It’s been a long time coming and now…it’s the Interstellar episode. Watch before listening...
REMIX: The Man with the Bag
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Merch is live and the hags are on tour with the Road to Christmas. PoogLive.com for tix and gifts! Here’s a holiday medley of charming Christmas cha...
Go Back to Houston
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Soaring Poog! Solid seamless is luxury. Honoring your interests above my own neurodivergence. The spoons were dropped. Those with reverence and glory ...
Jelly Below, Jelly Above
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Poog goes on tour next week! The Road to Christmas in Portland, Vancouver, Seattle, San Fran, LA, Philly, DC, NYC. You’ll want to bring a Santa’s ...
It's All Abuse
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Merch is currently in production and tour approaches. Password recovery as elder abuse. To die by the hand of your child. When they went after Sagan. ...
Careful… You’ll Rust
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What it means to wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Jacqueline has profoundly lowered her caffeine intake and is taking it 2 days at a time. Is wat...
Losing the Thread
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline and Kate daydream about the upcoming Poog Tour (pooglive.com). ADHD 2.0. Wearing a sports bra as a top. We are born to mimic. The Liberace ...
Six is a Great Number
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With tickets on sale at pooglive.com, brands scramble to outfit the hags for their tour. An all-orange halloween party. Discount animatronics in fres...
Through the Terminal
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Road to Christmas tour is here! Tickets go on sale tomorrow October 25th @ pooglive.com — use early access code ‘HAG’ to get your tickets be...
Ask Three, Then Me
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Deck the halls, Halloween will come and go. A chill descends and the Hags are begging for kitchen products. Will pay through the nose to avoid PFAs wi...
Bonks That Kill
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate is back in the States and her California pride is in full swing. Jacqueline walked into a tree. The hazards of hats. Folding chairs outside the E...
The Hat (RE-RELEASE)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic: Kate is born anew after being off Social Media and has an office now. Jacqueline proposes a tech...
REMIX: The Hags Talk Restaurants
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A compilation episode of the Hags talking restaurants. Cherries rolling on the hardwood, Alice Waters, Restorative Broth, Microgreens in a menu item, ...
REMIX: The Jamaica Break-In
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a cross episode compilation of Kate's Jamaica Incident with the Boys in Philly. We're the best law firm in the world. 7 beers ...
Am I Fucking Ripped?
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
London, do you have your tickets for KATE? Poog is on tiktok now (@thisispoog). One slutty pair of heels, one sensible pair of heels and the erotics o...
God's My Friend
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Spiritual advice from the business section. Bring your hate and depression to the altar. Packing light: one pair of jeans, one pair of evening pants. ...
POOG: Keep Out
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is a comedy podcast run by a couple of bitches. A mandatory hour a day at the library or you become branded. Kate tried to return air, two open h...
Give Me 7 Days
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline studied while Kate moved on. Mood is in disrepair and products were purchased out of pocket. Brows. Dessert and Aperol addiction. London Br...
Piano-playing Baby
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline's alone and waits for dawn. Kate enacts her cruel curation. A leaf blower to the cobwebs. Getting locked out again. Neighbor chickens and ...
P Double O G
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate’s mouth is in tatters and Jacqueline is depleted, but they still find the strength to record. Garment washing protocol and items past their sel...
I Am Okay
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the hags are formally begging for Armra powder, vouchers for sessions at Pause, and cases of Swoon, after weeks of free promotion. Whether o...
REMIX: The Hags Talk Travel
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vintage delights including reflections on: continental breakfast, a water visit, the perfect seashell, the last liminal space, a bag taken off the bel...
Alienated Majesty
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate and community. Her social, caffeinated mornings in the neighborhood. The inherently Jewish ability to dazzle a coffee shop. Kate's interested in ...
Young Geniuses (RE-RELEASE)
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags: reflect on the seductive archetype of the young prodigy. The problem with better ba...
Pull a Hog Hog
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate’s back from Rome and Jacqueline is fresh off a nap. Screens on the flight. Can we get this man a board? Unbelievably, unexpectedly granted acce...
Where's the Thinker?
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You’re not a fraud if your pathology briefly lifts. Kate has found a pretty good deodorant and Jacqueline replies to a friend’s Bader inquiry. Eye...
The Mushroom Fog Hut
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When you recommend Poog and it’s a couple of broads sitting in silence. Beyond the smear, the dribble, the dry ice of molecular gastronomy. The bedr...
Movie Theater Epiphanies (RE-RELEASE)
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags weave a path through: The danger of the third rail. Coffee. The leap from skim milk...
Heavy Hangers
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate got eaten alive and will die in this town. Days before the taping, JN has and hasn’t let go. A porridge is introduced but no mugs will suffice ...
Scratch on the Yacht
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A glimpse into the Hags’ text thread, sisterhood. Unexpected Poog listeners continue to reveal themselves. Seeing an ad for a product you already ha...
A Solemn Affair
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate’s been out dancing the night away again and Jacqueline got THE facial. An inexplicable pimple’s origin. Motor Mouth in the Chair, Celsius in ...
The Belly of the Whale
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline enters vibrating from her bionic thighs. Kate fell asleep reading like Rembrandt. A cat sanctuary, the death of Caesar, historicity and a H...
Instant Grief
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kate has been working out. Jacqueline’s “wedding” is a euphemism for taping her special. Naked dancing again. Should we fear the plastics of our...
Hysterica Globosina
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A glass of milk in its many forms. Advocating for your hunger as a guest in someone’s home. Push push box box, what percentage of the hags are alrea...
Soaring and Boring
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The hags use a new device all throughout the episode. Tennis is part of the program now. A baby elephant eats sugarcane and hides behind a light post....
Nothing is Over
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From Lamaze to Le Mans to Lyma to lemons. The conversation continues from last week on human amusements at the cost of disaster. A massive skinning. A...
Piss Only
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The New Jersey sessions are more than airable. Kate’s in a hotel and hungry. Jacqueline did an ice plunge and took audio. A friend’s enthusiasm fo...
It’s Okay It Will Decay
04 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A “couple of comedy gals” are back after throwing an episode in the trash. The burned episode will be regularly referenced and it may just be aira...
Jargon (RE-RELEASE)
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags weave a path through: Captain Sully. Liminal spaces. The pleasures and limitations o...
You in a Backless Red Dress
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tartuffe, Boethius, Dante. The purges continue to free up psychic weight. Jacqueline records from her office-turned-Tracy Cave. Kate’s drawers have ...
You Threw It All Away
14 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The hags reckon with the robotic vacuum, the hotel refund, and when a press kit is ignored. What was all their work for? Forget the leaf, consider the...
Call the Boys in Philly
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline records live from the greatest hotel in Austin and maybe anywhere, The Hotel St Cecilia. Kate just returned from a trip in a no-name hotel ...
Fucked By My Own Genius
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Levitating on coffee there is a lot to say. It’s time to get serious with shadow work. Don’t you dare doubt our ADD as modernity. Sonos blastin...
A Butterfly Pinned
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline is quarantined in a Colorado hotel and Kate’s got her right where she wants her. Talking oneself into a nut milk maker and getting feet m...
Call the Tribunal
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Twins this week, the hags were both in NY. They saw each other in a hotel lobby and had the burger together. Jacqueline did her workout in-studio for ...
Locking in Sedona
07 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If the gifts don’t arrive at both hags’ homes…it’s no longer getting posted. Bottles are falling everywhere. Jacqueline doubts Kate’s Açaí...
They're Howling
31 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The hags will be together in NYC for four dinners…what restaurateurs will offer to host them in a private room? Jacqueline sources clamshell backpac...
Hungry, Naked, Need to Shower: Part 2 (Burgers)
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Time leaps forward twice in Part Two, so hold on to your tin hats. Jacqueline gets Kate fed and showered, aiding her in a room service burger-ordering...
Hungry, Naked, Need to Shower: Part 1
17 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fury and meat in the morning. Kate got that IV drip. Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain. Kate justifies her choices. New policy versus a special t...
The Alleged Ball
10 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
New Years, 2023 and the hags are not banging down the door at Planet Fitness. The Times Square Ball Drop is thoroughly investigated. Shroomami, floga,...
New Year's Resolutions (RE-RELEASE)
03 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Resolutions are joyless. The hags want ecstasy and a folding treadmill. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lock in Peppermint Now
20 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kate was the most beautiful she’s ever been two weeks ago. Jacqueline was hospitalized as a child. The fragility of fathers and loaded eye contact w...
A Tower of Profiterole
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The hags went for their big night at Jar. Crying while driving, it’s time for the ashram. To identify the true medicine. To be refined in the fires ...
The Eavesdroppers
06 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A technical issue leads to growth. The Thanksgiving walk. Juicers. Unitards. A coffee machine scramble. Pom and pomegranate and tart cherry. Mortality...
The Terror of Good Skin
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s time to send the hags your products for holiday gift guide review! Kate’s home alone for Thanksgiving day. Jacqueline’s at her parents hous...
Onto Which
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas is on the horizon. What brands will send gifts to the hags? Jacqueline and Kate discuss hotel room bathtubs and streaming in Canada. Kate is...
When it Sours
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yesterday Kate soared on Matcha while Jacqueline threw her book. When will she learn things are real? A stool test is on the horizon. Tropes we cannot...
First in the Water
08 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline and Kate have both returned from their trips. Pleasure is over, mission statements are coming. Foot dysmorphia. Seat maps and swimming in c...
The Presence of Horses
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kate’s just seen a gorgeous cousin and Jacqueline can’t leave Italy. Ambition is witnessed. Digestifs are praised. An uplifting restaurant moment ...
You go, Girl!
25 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kate and Jacqueline are both back on the athletic greens. Kate has planned a trip. Colds really last. Kate nearly bailed on a socially explosive dinne...
Buttering the Shoe
18 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kate’s at wedding weekend and wants to bitch about construction noise. Jacqueline has settled into saying ciao and scusa. The remains of going to th...
Drop a Penny in the Sea
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kate’s micro-meltdown was intimacy and JN shook her body so an Italian tailor could identify her size. Primi, Secondi, and an instagram cleanse. It’...
The Thought That Counts
04 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Still an ocean between them, Kate and Jacqueline surmounting internet and audio issues to succeed in bringing forth an episode of Poog. They investiga...
The Uppermost Pringle (RE-RELEASE)
27 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of another Poog classic as the hags weave a path through: Microgreens, Kix family autonomy, and neck rashes. Anythi...
A Monk at Night
20 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline loves radical healing and ponders making nighttime huge. Kate considers IV therapy and senses she’ll need snorkeling restoration in the w...
Smile Toward The Sun
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A technical failure an ocean between them, the hags must converse without conversing. The art of conversation falls apart when rhythm is removed. And ...
Mornings Could Be Huge (RE-RELEASE)
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic as the hags weave a path through: morning fathers, 50 First Dates, and TV characters hitting Snoo...
Welcome to Delivery
30 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jacqueline will be in Rome this week and is eager for recs. Kate’s loving NYC and wants a facialist suggestion. They reminisce about a time Kate bai...
REMIX: The Hags Talk Film & Television
23 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week's episode is a remix, a recapitulation, indeed a recontextualization of the Hags' most erudite excursions into film and television. . . . ...
Depleted Poog
16 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
10% fat yogurt. Replacing mascara. The hags are stressed and tired and the product suffers. Kate is uninterested in Jacqueline’s arm. Jacqueline ret...
It Was Never Cake
09 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Hags are on an eight hour time difference from each other LA and Scotland. Indecision descends as Kate chooses her birthday treat at Sephora. Nega...