Poor Lil Thing
Episodes
PLT 203- AGE IS BLIND
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy ruins some photos at a baseball game, Ryan stars in a new inappropriate queer reality show, Age of Attraction, another Diary Entry, Ryan's doctor ...
PLT 202 - ARE YOU A SISTER?
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan officiated a wedding in a room of parrots, Amy did something bad at Ikea, we chat taking all your clothes off when you number two, Amy made a new...
PLT 201- SUCKS
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy fondly tells someone they remind her of a guy she knows that lives in his van, Ryan's a gay tick specialist, another journal entry, Amy goes to Mc...
PLT 200 - RICKY LEE GEE
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy won a skateboarding competition for lesbians aged 40-55, Ryan met a girl named Butterfly at the strip bar, we threaten to fire Dee, Amy ...
PLT 199 - TAKE THAT HUMP TO THE DUMP
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy road rages with face paint on, Ryan helps you and your dog in an unconventional way to prevent obsessive gyrating, Ryan wants to hold hands with h...
PLT 198 - YOU RULE!
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy lasted over 10 minutes on a mechanical bull, Ryan is excited about riding drones, Ryan met up with his cousin and her girls, Amy catches us up on ...
PLT 197 - GO HOME
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy unlocked a new love for tiny boats, Ryan's impressions will blow your mind, Ryan goes to a small BC town and ends up coming back more of a man, Ry...
PLT 196 - SMALLER SHOPPING EXPERIENCES
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy’s best friend is in some hot water, Ryan’s Mom got jump-started by Sameer, Ryan puts out a dating request to Pedro Pascal, we chat COSTCO, Amy...
PLT 195 - SPRING HAS SPRUNG
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy kisses her ex-boyfriend in a unique way, Ryan recycles an interesting material to make sculptures and has been making money from it, Ryan gave kis...
PLT 194 - FUEGO
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy worked at a legendary Canadian staple and it didn’t work out for her, Ryan confronted a woman from the hotel he worked at, Ryan went on a flight...
PLT 193- YES, THIS IS JAZLENE
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets bashed by trash, Ryan is an uncertified plastic surgeon, we pay tribute to the legend that was Catherine O'Hara, RHOSLC hilarity, we talk Bro...
PLT 192- I STILL LOVE HIM!
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan had feelings in his friend's pool, Amy went on a wild bachelorette party and got 2 things pierced, Amy tells us what an osteopath is and wha...
PLT 191- DIGEST THE BOWL
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan won a world record for being most inverted, Amy got on a roll at work and and couldn't give something up, Ryan's mom is too busy to finish Heated...
PLT 190 - HEATED RIVALRY
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Amy did something interesting at the Polar Bear Swim, Ryan got a terrible rash from his parent’s hot tub, Amy mind blows when Ryan takes his shirt o...
PLT 189 - GROUP SHOWERS
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A concerning magician returns to clear his name, little Amy gets drunk off Baileys and 7UP, Amy gets a sandwich delivery live on the pod, an Amer...
PLT 188 - HOCKEY BRO
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan has HAD IT, Denise stops by the pod to tell us about GRAGGG, Ryan makes Amy laugh so hard she strains her neck, Amy sends packages to those in ne...
PLT 187- GROSS LITTLE MOUSTACHE
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Little Amy gets hit on by cute girls but she hates it, Santa's gayest elf joins us to talk about vaping and housewives, little Ryan gets embarrassed o...
PLT 186- DRIVE BY CLIPPING
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy flew a plane, Ryan got caught in a lie, Dee won’t sit down and she wants to do disgusting things, Amy cannot wrap her head around a certain hair...
PLT 185 - I'M A P3RVERT
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A controversial radio host, Amy mistakes someone's own fashion for a halloween costume, Amy unintentionally breaks into a new Chipotle, Squi...
PLT 184 - SHELL OUT SHELL OUT, THE WITCHES ARE OUT!
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan went to a gay Halloween party and things got crazy, Amy uploaded a 2 minute story of herself singing in the bathtub, do you shower in the dark?, ...
PLT 183 - OH BROTHER
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy laughs at a road rager, Ryan is a Dior tank top wearing assistant high school football coach, dash cams, Amy is taking very big risks in conversat...
PLT 182 - WHAT A NICE FEELING SUE
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy went to the Roxy’s Halloween party with her girls and won ‘Most Unusual Costume’, Ryan confessed he was a Swiftie to his cousin and it didn’...
PLT 181 - IZZY SQUIRTS
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is back as a gay funeral home director and open casket and open bar are non-negotiable, Amy goes back to the time she'd take mortifying "candid" ...
PLT 180 - PRISTINA AGUILERA
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy released her first romance novel, Ryan made an extremely funny joke to a waitress, Amy had a wonderful Facebook Marketplace experience, a new ...
PLT 179 - THE HELL I'M IN, THE DEVIL I'M WITH
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy falls on her a$$ and almost wets the floor, Ryan is a gay fireplace installer, Ryan exerted too hard at the gym which made his suit tailoring...
PLT 178 - CLASSY NOT TACKY
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy has a very cool wifi name, Ryan bragged about having to get up early when nobody asked, we chat more about Unknown Number, Amy had an amazing lake...
PLT 177 - VIV'S DRIVING
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy vs a cafe, Ryan finally got married to Big Dave after the Jonas Brothers concert, Emmy's, Ryan wants to know if he's gross for something he did bu...
PLT 176 - UNKNOWN NUMBER
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy hosted a Burning Man in North Vancouver, Ryan booked a role and then just as quickly lost it, we chat American Apparel, Amy watched the documentar...
PLT 175 - LEATHERFACE
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets her heart broken on a ferris wheel at 15, Ryan is a hobby horse girl, Ryan gets a blast from the past when he see's young trashy Amy on the b...
PLT 174 - GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy was buried alive, Ryan pressed the wrong emoji, we chat napping, an excited middle-aged couple wants you to try their pesto, Amy has a crazy burp,...
PLT 173 - CICADA JONES
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy's unlocked a new middle age level, Ryan's a home wrecker, Ryan's transiting and lovin' it, Amy's mom truly believed that Ryan was a slam poet, Rya...
PLT 172 - WET IN COPENHAGEN
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy is hosting her own drag king reality show on Bravo, Ryan went on a nice date and then exploded, Spice Girls are getting it on, Chimp Crazy lady is...
PLT 171 - REGULAR KIND
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets served in Copenhagen and she doesn't like it, Ryan is a slam poet, what your apartment smells like, rental car fur in NYC, Ryan accidentally ...
PLT 170 - YOU ROCK!
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy won a beer chugging competition, Ryan has to tell a hookup to stop eating so many Halls lozenges, Amy’s crush on a handsome man fizzles when he ...
PLT 169 - BURGER SHOP
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy has toilet bowl water on her, Ryan is a hair extension artist for gay horses, Ryan goes to a nude beach, Ryan confronts his witch neighbour about ...
PLT 168 - CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode....Amy kissed a gas attendant, Ryan used to churn butter as a child, Amy made a wonderful new connection, we chat skin tags, Coyote Ug...
PLT 167 - LOST CONTROL
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan raises dogs in jars, a new thing is happening to Amy and she doesn't like it, headlines you'll love, Adam Lambert is a smokeshow, remote pow...
PLT 166 - GUESS WHAT?
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy invented the shower wine glass holder, we used to perform above a Denny’s, we chat Love Island, Amy thinks Ryan is more H’d than he seems, Amy...
PLT 165 - THAT'S A ME PROBLEM
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets three-way called, Ryan is an unlicensed gay puppeteer in the park, Ryan reads another journal entry, Amy's nephew points out her skin ta...
PLT 164 - CHINA MCLEAN
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy is starring in the Ace Ventura reboot, Ryan’s Uber purposely drove next to a car on fire, Amy got a hole filled, Love Island USA, cream soda, Ch...
PLT 163 - LOVE DAYS, NOT THE GAYS
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is a gay British super yacht party host, Amy keeps dropping sh!t at an audition, a woman tries hard to make a connection, Ryan's growing&nbs...
PLT 162 - I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy has a new podcast, Ryan’s friend sucked a vape out of the garbage, Amy’s sick again, terrorizing babies, Ryan was destroyed at the gay bar, Am...
PLT 161 - LESBIAN MOB BOSS
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy finds a small tarantula on her knee while on a pedal-boat, Ryan's a popular gay magician, West Side Story, Ryan still has a VCR, Amy's step-s...
PLT 160 - SKIDS
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gave a speech at a local college graduation, Ryan saw an ex online, we chat more gym, Dee looks like John Travolta, Ryan went ...
PLT 159 - CHILL OFF
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy can't get a filter off her face during a zoom call, Ryan is a little girl who pushes other children down, Amy is excommunicated from the fami...
PLT 158 - POWER WASHIN' AND LOVIN' IT
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan leaves his McDonalds closing shift early, scraping gum off and flicking ants at Red Robin, Amy was on Shark Tank, drone power washers, Amy power ...
PLT 157- WHO CARES?
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy saves a child twice, Ryan teaches courses on toxic masculinity but not very well, rooting around while babysitting, eating bugs, Amy joined a...
PLT 156 - TASHA IS TRASH
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy sold special tampons at Coachella, whoflencers, Tasha is trash and she needs a house white, Wrestlemania, Amy admits something to the listeners, A...
PLT 155 - SHOT TO SPACE
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryanis a gay rapper and Amy doesn't like that, Jeff shoots the gals to space and Oprah's crying, Katy Perry stop this, Faith night on Americ...
PLT 154 - JULIE KIM
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan lost 45 dollars, Amy got a part of her body sewn shut, our friend can’t tell the difference between Pink and Kelly Clarkson, Amy brought her mo...
PLT 153 - WE WIN SOME, WE LOSE SOME
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets a street dog and them some, Ryan is gay and he plays in the NHL, Ryan went home for his dads 70th birthday, Ryan flicks his mom with a rootin...
PLT 152 - GIRLS GONE WILD
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An expensive tin of Costco coffee, Amy debuts her lesbian nail polish line, we chat grocery store conveyor belts, covid toilet paper hoarders, a Love ...
PLT 151 - HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is a gay dog trainer to the stars, Amy was always rooting through drawers as as a child, Ryan stole money from Sharklene, Stop redoing old movies...
PLT 150 - LOVE ISN'T BLIND
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is a peeping Tom, Amy coined the phrase “whoever smelt it dealt it”, Amy has a very serious apology, AI dogs are here, Amy went to the ballet...
PLT 149 - ZINGBOT
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
White Lotus's new theme song, Ryan's a former gay youth pastor, Doechii, Amy thinks she is a music producer, Instagram is apparently allowing full fro...
PLT 148 - EARTHQUAKE
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 148....Ryan has a little surprise during a make-out session, Amy gets possessed by the devil, we chat all things McDonalds, Amy and her nephew ...
PLT 147 - SO YOU CAN HOST?
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No one does Throwback Thursday anymore, we thought we were so cool, bed picnics, fresh off our Just For Laughs live show, dead faced crowd, a mishap w...
PLT 146 - BEARDED WOMAN
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy has an interesting time at a Farmer’s Market, Ryan has to wear saran wrap on his feet, birthday tubs with Daddy, adult sleepovers, falling down ...
PLT 145 - JARLIC
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is a Christian cult leader, Amy doesn't want to be gay anymore, something happened at the pool, Ryan's friend's step-dad showed himself, Peewee's...
PLT 144 - FULL BUM UNDERWEAR
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets eye lashes for her car, Jazlene the tree, Ryan doesn’t have any more weed to give to his kids, Amy has a nice day on Granville Island, we c...
PLT 143 - CRYSTAL LOUNGE
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Amy releases gas at the wrong time, the gayest funeral home director comes to promote his services, Ryan had an almost shot-free birthday, Amy dyes he...
PLT 142 - NUTS ABOUT BUTTS
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan gets ditched on NYE, Amy has yet another new movie project, Bruce the dog licks Ryan’s mom’s injury, Amy’s nephew shames her at a show, we ...
PLT 141 - WE'RE DOING A LIVE SHOW!
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy has to call Ryan's place of work to get him fired for inappropriate behaviour in the workplace, Amy gets diagnosed with IBS on the beach, Amy...
PLT 140 - DADDY!
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gives us some insight on her upcoming film L Is For Lez, Ryan and his Dad cut a tree down and it smashed the house, we chat testicles, middle-aged...
PLT 139 - NEW YORK TWINK
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy's nephew slaps her down, Brian had the gayest trip in NYC any twink as has ever had, Titanique, Amy’s too busy to work her brain properly, getti...
PLT 138 - L IS FOR LEZ
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy debuts her new hit single, we both had our cars stolen, we reminisce on our first coffees, Amy and her gal purchased their first home, moving tips...
PLT 137 - POOT
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets stuck inside of a Uber Tesla, differences make the world go round, give Amy a gay person and make them elderly, Dee never had a Dad, someone ...
PLT 136 - SHAWN MENDES
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A Sammy J Peppers server has a secret behind his work apron, Amy makes her girlfriends get frosted tips, straight men..., The Real Housewives of Salt ...
PLT 135 - IN LINE TO GET IN LINE
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan finally speaks about his marriage to Hulk Hogan, spa music for road rage, somebody has a 40th birthday and we can't say who, Amy bets her a$$ eve...
PLT 134 - IT'S OUR RESPONSITRANNITY
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this Halloween edition of PLT…Amy dresses up as JoJo Siwa, Ryan is late for his McDonalds shift, demonic Winnie the Pooh characters, it's our Res...
PLT 133 - A LIL' BIT MO
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is a high school bully, Amy's car leaks all over her mother in-law, Mary Cosby of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still quite unhinged, ...
PLT 132 - RULER OF ELVES
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy’s on a new Bravo lesbian tv show, Ryan’s hair is old and brittle, baby shower etiquette, Riley- Ruler of Elves, Sabrina Carpenter, we dissect ...
PLT 131 - QUEEN KELLY CLARKSON
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan farts in jars, Amy did a big screw up on set, The Shawshank Redemption secret revealed, Ryan questions his seggsuality when he watches The Witche...
PLT 130 - YOGURT RECALL
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 130…young Ryan smashes through a window, Amy demands to talk to Claire, Peggy’s limbs are amputated in an audition, we tell the tale of the...
PLT 129 - WITH A CHERRY ON TOP!
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan is an assistant to the stars and his celebrity tea is piping, Selling Sunset's new season, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Ryan gets his first...
PLT 128 - WHIPPETS
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 128…Amy refers to her doctor over the phone in an interesting way, all of Ryan’s friends are doing poppers, what the hell are whippets?, Am...
PLT 127 - ROBERTA
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 127...Straight coffee shop twinks p!ss us off and we reenact the entire situation, Ryan leaves a $1,000 tip, Amy has a weird encounter wit...
PLT 126 - RISQUÉ
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 126…Amy is the manager of the new Crunch Girls Theme Park, Ryan gets blocked on all social media platforms, gettin’ buff and sleepin’ in,...
PLT 125 - ONE DART A YEAR
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy makes a Shoe Salesperson uncomfortable, Ryan is a pay pig for a celebrity, an encounter with a Christian man down south, we dive into adult-sized ...
PLT 124 - DESSERT FROM DEE
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 124… Amy clones herself, Ryan’s doctor has bad press all over the city, we celebrate a Steele circumcision tradition, Longlegs & The De...
PLT 123 - FLACCID AND MASSIVE!
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy's in-laws think she's trash, Ryan gets physical with Kim K in Trader Joes, Ryan gets flown to space to officiate astronauts' wedding, Dee smells s...
PLT 122 - DRAIN ME
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 122…Ryan’s phone let’s out sex sounds at a wedding, Amy smokes 3 packs a day, stop answering facetime calls and talking on speaker phone ...
PLT 121 - REAL LOVE OR DEEP FAKE
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today, on the ONE HUNDREDTH AND TWENTY FIRST EPISODE...Bike couriers, past lives, Trinity the mosquito drag queen, whales want to play ...
PLT 120 - RAT BOY SUMMER
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan needs to stop saying “panties”, Amy has a short-lived rap career, Steve-O gets breast implants, friends that kiss you on the lips, love islan...
PLT 119 - THE WORLD IS CRINGE
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode...Amy has a dirt biking mishap, chapstick is the new gaydar, Ryan does his best American accent and it's mind blowing, bottom line..we...
PLT 118 - CHAIN SMOKER MARATHON MAN
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On PLT 118….Amy makes out with everybody at her high school graduation, Ryan moves to Europe and almost doesn’t come home, we chat mile high club,...
PLT 117 - GRINDR
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy confronts a staring man, Ryan is a Michael Jackson impersonator, Ryan get backs on Grindr, Amy's pissed at home, Ryan's friend does something unsp...
PLT 116 - DO YOU WANT TO BE RAMMED?
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy runs over cats, Ryan’s hookup brings laundry to his place, teenagers having sleepovers, Amy’s ex does something very bad, Amy liberates hersel...
PLT 115 - JOJO SIWA
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan exposes himself to a group of seniors at the beach, Give us more storage space, Amy gets sasses on a European airline, Travelling gays, Children ...
PLT 114- HOLD FOR GOOGLING
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On thissss episode….we debate if Ryan should still be wearing backpacks, Amy wins the Stanley Cup, "Say Less", The Roast of Tom Brady, hyper intervi...
PLT 113- THE BIGGEST SPIDER OF ALL TIME
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Poor Lil Thing episode 113 includes....Gay ghosts having circuit parties, Amy's gayness fails her, an oil change angel man, Ryan’s couch surfing fri...
PLT 112- CRUSH ON YOU
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On episode 112…Amy and Pitbull break up, we chat about Ryan’s Dad’s rat-tail, Worry Dolls, our fear of earthquakes, top notch mascara tips, Ryan...
PLT 111- HOLE MADE
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The 111th episode of PLT includes...talkin' shiz, Ryan is curious about others gas, What's your Snap?, we play a mom sign game, road trips, Amy is tra...
PLT 110- CRUNCH GIRL
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
ON THIS EPISODE.....Amy’s female moustache ruins her career, Ryan reminisces about his first gay experience, instagram guys showing of their junk, A...
PLT 109 - GET ME MY McRIB
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
PT Cruisers, Amy flew to the Baby Reindeer actress house, Do not call Ryan sir, People keep uploading themself crying on their social media, Shameless...
PLT 108 - PARADISE, ISN'T IT?
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy stars in a hemorrhoid commercial, Ryan has a new show on Fox News, we chat the Drag Race finale, boogers, finding out you’re pregnant at 32 week...
PLT 107 - PLEASE STOP CHEATING ON ME!
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryans lifelong fear is revealed, Amy releases Ryan from his womb trauma, Amy has ridden over 100 roller coasters in a very unique way, We demand peopl...
PLT 106 - ENCOUNTERS WITH SHAKIRA
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan’s a gay pastor in Utah, Amy has an altercation with a Miami airport queen, Andy Cohen, Shakira Shakira, New York stock exchange bros, 100 days ...
PLT 105 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPORK IT!
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ryan broke his butt and now we're worried, Big Dave visits the pod, Amy takes an ex to Judge Judy, snow camping drama, Ryan's hardware guy wants him t...
PLT 104- LIVING MY CARMEN ELECTRA CHILD FANTASY
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy gets called out in high school, Jonathan from Who’s The Boss, gay Tupperware experts, swapping parts for a day, Bachelor Nation, men being men a...