Proper True Yarn
Episodes
Push-Ups, Bublé & a Jungle-Gym First Time
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We split the guest questions because the yarns wouldn’t stop. James Johnston gets spicy and funny: losing it at 16 to a statuesque first love (“bi...
Garth, Good Merch & Going Phone-Free
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
James Johnston swings by to plug the album (jamesjohnston.com), cop a well-earned black hat W, and field guest questions: the autograph he’d chase (...
Tequila, Taxis & Tin Roof Repairs
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Global wanderer James Johnston parks the music chat and unloads travel mayhem and magic: a Barcelona blackout (five tequilas → beach wake-up → tax...
From Bowling Alleys to 20,000 at CMC Rocks - James Johnston
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australia’s country rocket James Johnston unloads his wildest gig yarns: a DIY “50 gigs in 50 days” van tour (including a bowling-alley Tuesday ...
Cape Town Choir & Springbok Poo — James Johnston in Africa
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Australia’s hottest country act James Johnston drops a bucket-list yarn from South Africa—from armed escorts and stadium shows to a spur-of-the-mo...
One More Song, One Big Crowd - James Johnston at Strumming Bird
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Aussie country star James Johnston rolls in hot the week his new album Where You’ll Find Me drops. We talk going “all in” during COVID, buying t...
From Gold Mines to Good Mornings — Melanie Kerr’s Wild Path into TV (and the Wonder Whisk)
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From a WA cattle station and gold mine to live radio in Whakatāne and seven years inside TVNZ’s Good Morning—Melanie Kerr unpacks how she “just...
Crate Day Gone Sideways — Melanie Kerr’s Dunedin King-Hit, Gangs & Grace Under Fire
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On NZ’s infamous Crate Day, a routine sober-driver night flips fast. Broadcaster/funeral celebrant Melanie Kerr recounts how a friendly lift request...
Behind the Confiscation Line — Melanie Kerr on Growing Up Tūhoe-Side, Gangs & Getting Out
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TV/radio fave Melanie Kerr returns with a raw origin story: growing up Pākehā on the Māori side of the 1860s confiscation line in Ruatoki/Tāneatua...
Rugby, Rum & Anzac Day in NZ
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tooney takes us across the ditch for one of the wildest trips of his Army rugby career. From smashing...
Dogs, Science & Saving Lives — with Melanie Kerr
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ambassador Melanie Kerr joins us fresh from Dunedin’s K9MD lab, where specially trained dogs are being used in research to detect cancer via urine s...
Porn on the Projector
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This proper true yarn special with Heath “Tierney” Tierney is full of wild laughs and loose yarns. From shaving mishaps in the Army to the fantasy...
Moist Hole & Broken Boats
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this ripper episode of Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles sits down with Team Tooney Fishing to swap stories of being “professional amateurs.” ...
Hanging by a Harness at 13,000 Feet
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tony takes us from army shenanigans to life-threatening moments on a C-130 Hercules. From dangli...
Shell Shock & Betrayal
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this gripping Proper True Yarn Podcast episode, we dive deep into the raw realities of service life with Team Tuning. From a Chinook nearly torn ap...
Kapooka Chaos
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Heath from Team Tooney takes us straight into recruit life — brutal drill sergeants, bent bedframes and hot-box humiliation at Kapooka, plus wild ta...
Bears, Beers & Bar Fights
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From smooth sacks to Silverado dreams, Connor from Pub Cats brings a mix of pub wisdom and wild yarns to the Patreon pod. He talks manscaping mishaps,...
The Shamrock Break-In
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Connor from Pub Cats is back with one of his wildest yarns yet — the infamous Toowoomba night out that spiralled from pokies wins and stein sculls t...
From Pub Cats to The Laneway
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Connor from Pub Cats is back on the Patreon pod with a yarn that runs deep into the roots of mateship, pubs, and chasing ideas that matter. From those...
Cast, Carnies & Chaos
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Guest Q’s go fully off-road with Johnny: a Veet-on-the-ballbag disaster, losing it at 13, a “sandwich bag” condom at a house party, and a car-pa...
Boilers & Blow-Up Dolls
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From working in the London Bomber’s house to stumbling over boxes of dildos, Johnny Raithby’s years as a British Gas fitter gave him front-row sea...
Locked Up in Cape Town
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On a rugby league tour to South Africa, Jonny Raithby thought the biggest danger was sharks in the harbour—until unmarked cops threw him and his mat...
Hypnotised & Hunted
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Knuckles sits back while Jonny Raithby unloads two belters. First up: the night a comedy hypnotist picked a shy 17-year-old Jonny and sent him under—...
From Dewsbury to Down Under
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Knuckles sits down with West Yorkshire’s own Jonny Raithby (Dewsbury) for a raw look at working-class England, rugby league obsession, and the darke...
Komodo Dragons, Robin Williams & the Wildest Pub Brawl – Nick Capper Unleashed
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with comedian Nick Capper for an unfiltered ride through absurd humour, outrageous life stories, and pure...
Nick Capper’s Wildest Comedian Road Stories
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with one of Australia’s funniest comedians, Nick Capper, for a no-holds-barred run of chaotic r...
From Viral Rib Joke to Opening for Matt Rife
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
n this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles welcomes comedian Nick Capper for a fast-paced yarn about stand-up, the wild unpredictability...
Nick Capper’s Cancer Close Call
07 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Nick Capper joins Knuckles for a brutally honest and hilariously raw yarn about surviving testicular cancer. From discovering a tiny lump dur...
Robin Williams at Happy Feet 2
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this cracking yarn, comedian Nick Capper shares the night Robin Williams rocked a Sydney comedy crowd while in town for Happy Feet 2. From sprintin...
The Untold Goc's Stories with Nick Capper
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Nick Capper joins the Proper True Yarn Podcast for a chaotic tribute to one of Australian comedy’s wildest cult heroes – Aaron “Gox” ...
Afros on Fire & Esky Lid Games – Nick Capper’s Wild Bush Doof Tales
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Nick Capper joins Knuckles for a chaotic trip down memory lane, swapping stories from Australia’s wildest bush events and B&S balls. Fr...
Cassowaries, Pelicans & Punch Ons – The Wild Side of Dave from Our Cow
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this loose and laugh-filled Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles fires quick questions at Dave from Our Cow, uncovering everything from his grooming ...
From Pit to Paddock – How Two Broke Farmers Built a Meat Empire
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Dave from Our Cow for a raw and inspiring conversation about going from broke coal miners to...
Grass, Grain & Grit – The Truth About Aussie Meat
24 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Dave from Our Cow for a raw and honest chat about the realities of producing quality meat in...
From Drought to Doorstep – The Our Cow Story
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this inspiring Proper True Yarn episode, we sit down with Dave from Our Cow, Australia’s largest online meat company. From battling drought and d...
Tattooed Commitment & Tiger Dreams
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this fiery and fun episode, world champion boxer Viviana returns with more chaos, heart, and wild yarns. From the moment her partner Ben called her...
Fighting Alone in a Colombian Nightclub – Viviana Ruiz’s Wild Road to World Champion
17 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
World flyweight champion Viviana Ruiz shares her rawest yarn yet—her insane journey from total underdog to global boxing elite. In this episode, Viv...
Too Small, Too Old, Too Dangerous – Viviana’s Warpath to the Top
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
World champ Viviana Ruiz returns for another high-octane yarn, diving deep into the brutal and unlikely road she took to become a professional boxer. ...
From Hangovers to World Titles – The Viviana Ruiz Story
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Viviana Ruiz went from blackout nights and homesickness to becoming the WBA Women’s Flyweight World Champion—and this yarn is nothing short of jaw...
Two Punch Knockout & Monkey Business – Ben Savva Unplugged
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this laugh-filled Proper True Yarn episode, boxing coach Ben Sava opens up about everything from billion-dollar dreams to the most famous fighters ...
Sleeping in Stairwells & Swinging at Giants
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Savva is back with another ripper yarn—this time diving into the raw beginnings of his boxing journey in Australia. From sleeping in a stairwell...
Heartbreak, Hostels & a Mouthguard Job Interview
03 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this raw and wild yarn, boxing coach Ben Savva shares how he hit absolute rock bottom—dumped, broke, and living in a hostel—only to rebuild his...
From Gym Owner to Stripper Chaos: The Ben Savva Exit Story
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Boxing coach Ben Savva steps into the Proper True Yarn hot seat and delivers a wild, raw yarn about his early days owning a gym in the UK—when Satur...
Eight Greeks, A Warthog & The Will to Change – Dean MRKCFIT Returns
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dean MRKCFIT is back with Knuckles for another wild ride full of laughs, lessons, and lunacy. From brawling with nightclub bouncers in Mykonos to turn...
International Brawling with Dean Marks
27 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dean MRKCFIT is back, and this time he’s bringing fists, fire, and fury to the Proper True Yarn Podcast. Knuckles and Dean dive headfirst into the b...
From Rock Bottom to MRKCFIT: The Redemption of Dean Marks
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After 11 years behind bars, Dean “MRKCFIT” Marks returns to Proper True Yarn to share the real turning point of his life — a brutal past, a mome...
Sleeping in Mangroves & Settling Scores: Deano’s Wild Ride
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this gripping follow-up yarn, Dean Marks returns with tales from the road — from sleeping on car bonnets in Bowen’s mangroves at 15 to picking ...
14 Years in Queenslands Toughest Prisons with Dean Marks
20 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dean Marks joins the pod to share an unfiltered journey from nightclub chaos in Rockhampton to 14 years inside some of Queensland’s toughest prisons...
Still Wearing Boots at 1am – Life After Origin
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jarrod Wallace is back with more cracking yarns from his Origin days—this time unpacking what it’s like after the final whistle. From rolling stra...
Off the Back Fence with Jarrod Wallace
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From Origin heartbreak to hero status, Jarrod Wallace brings a proper yarn for the ages. He takes us behind the scenes of Queensland’s legendary 201...
Death Row, Bundy & Six Escape Attempts
13 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From surviving next to Ted Bundy on Death Row to six wild escape attempts—including hiding in a hole like a hunted animal—John Merritt’s story i...
Revenge, Escape & a Murder He Didn’t Commit
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What starts as a man’s mission to avenge his sister’s near-death turns into one of the wildest prison yarns you’ll ever hear. Jack Laurence retu...
Wrongfully Caged: The Story of Temüjin Kensu
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jack Laurence is back with one of the most unbelievable true crime stories you’ll ever hear. Temüjin Kensu has been locked up for 38 years—life w...
The Inmate Who Sued P. Diddy: Jack Laurence Returns
06 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Podcast host Jack Laurence is back with one of the craziest stories yet—an inmate who conned the U.S. justice system, sued Sean “P. Diddy” Combs...
Inmates, Hitmen & the Hacker Underground – Jack Laurence Unleashed
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From death row to international fugitives, podcaster Jack Laurence has heard it all—and on this Proper True Yarn, he shares the wildest tales behind...
Busted Bodies, Billionaire Dreams & Bushfire Beards – Copeland Signs Off
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the final yarn of the series, AFL premiership player Robbie “Bushy” Copeland opens up about the wildest player he played with, the toughest tea...
$150 a Week and a Broken Smile – The Real Pay of a Premiership Player
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this yarn, Robbie Copeland strips back the glitz of AFL glory and shares the brutal reality of footy finances in the early 2000s. From earning just...
Breaking Teeth and Buckley’s Ego – Copeland’s Grand Final Redemption
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the third instalment with AFL legend Robbie Copeland, we dive into the peak of his playing days – a standout season capped by shutting down Natha...
Tiger Woods of the AFL & Bin Truck Hangovers – Robbie Copeland
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
AFL great Robbie Copeland returns for another red-hot yarn, diving into the wild tales of premiership glory, Mad Monday madness, and footy folklore. F...
From Missed Drafts to Medals: Robbie Copeland’s Premiership Yarn
22 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this Proper True Yarn episode, former Brisbane Lions AFL star Robbie Copeland takes us back to the glory days—when footy was raw, tough, and full...
Flames, Fuck Ups & Full Send Recoveries
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From a race car bursting into flames mid-lap to torching a ute on the trailer before the race even finished, this yarn with Scott Risky is absolute ch...
Rental Carnage & Towie Close Calls
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From flogging rental vans around racetracks to dodging speeding trucks in a midnight highway near-miss, Scott Risky is back with Brett for another unf...
Wreckage & Reality – The Hardest Yarns from the Tow Yard
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this confronting episode, host and former funeral director Brett sits down again with Scott Andriske to share the darkest, rawest side of life on t...
SeaWorld Crash Recovery – Helicopters, Heartbreak & High-Stakes Towing
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In one of the most confronting episodes yet, Scott Andriske returns to unpack the full story behind the infamous SeaWorld helicopter crash. From getti...
Road Bashers, Rocket Corn & Races Around the World – Scott Risky’s Chaos Chronicles
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From launching pistons through the house to nearly blowing up the yard with a corn-firing spud gun, this episode with Scott “Risky" Andriske is abso...
Dodging Bulls, Donuts with Vettel & Billion-Dollar Dreams – Ricky Collard Unleashed
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this final yarn with GT champ Ricky Collard, the stories hit top gear. From almost making it to F1, to wild parties in paddocks and burnouts with S...
Sweat, Speed & Sausages – Inside 24-Hour Racing with Ricky Collard
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Strap in for a full-throttle ride with British GT champ Ricky Collard as he breaks down the brutal reality of 24-hour racing – from sleep-deprived s...
Millions to Make It, Nothing to Take It – The Cost of Racing with Ricky Collard
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what it really costs to become a professional race car driver? British GT Champion Ricky Collard lays it all out in this jaw-dropping ep...
From Broken Bones to British GT Glory – Ricky Collard’s Flat-Out Yarn
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Strap in for this absolute belter of an episode as British GT champion Ricky Collard drops by the Proper True Yarn Podcast. From growing up on a farm ...
Top 3 Operator, Bottomless Banter – Trev’s Toolbox Chat
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the third-best machinery operator in the world (self-proclaimed but heavily decorated), Trev 966, joins the Proper True Yarn Podcast ...
Shooters, Shit-Stirrers & Yabby-itis – Trev 966 Reloaded
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Third-best operator in the world (self-declared but unchallenged), Trev 966 returns to spin another cracking set of yarns from the bush — this time ...
Three Days a Ringer, One Hell of a Ride – Trev 966 Returns
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Trev 966 is back in the saddle (literally) with a yarn so wild it only lasted three days. From getting flung into mustering chaos on a massive Windora...
Top 3 In The World with Trev966
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Proper Aussie larrikin Trev 966 joins the podcast for a yarn full of chaos, comedy and classic road train tales. From carting 600 frozen kangaroos wit...
Clickety Click & Camel Kicks – Dogga Dare Wildest Yarn Yet
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dogga Dare is back after driving over 3,000km in a week just to spin yarns with us! From failed vasectomies and spirit level jobs to camel racing chao...
Hook ’Em Up: Camel Races, Confessions & Shitbox Rallies with Deputy Dog
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dogga Dare returns to the Proper True Yarn Podcast with a dust-laced whirlwind of yarns about camel races, Catholic confessions gone rogue, and why ca...
Oral, Pizza & Piss-Ups: Deputy Dog’s Outback Mayhem
04 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Deputy Dog is back with another round of wild, dusty yarns straight from the Aussie outback. From ordering pizza at Birdsville and getting slapped ove...
Dust-Ups, Racehorses & Running the Outback – More Yarns with Dogger Dare
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back for another ripper, Dogger Dare unleashes classic stories from the sheds, the Birdsville racetrack, and outback pubs where fights were just part ...
Blackjack Cars, Wild Blokes & Big Country Truths – Dogger’s Return
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The king of outback yarns is back! In this wild ride, Deputy Mayor Dogger Dare shares tales from the shearing sheds, a card game that almost won him a...
Catering the Outback & Chaos on the Salt Flats — Dogger Dare Unleashed
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this classic Aussie yarn, Proper True Yarn welcomes Doug Adair, aka Dogger Dare — Deputy Mayor of Thargomindah, outback catering king, and living...
Face Tats & Feed Challenges: Jimmy Judge Rolls Up the Coast
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, viral competitive eater Jimmy Judge is back with more wild stories—from spewing after a pizza fligh...
The Day Jimmy Judge Went Full Send
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this laugh-out-loud episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, viral food challenge king Jimmy Judge recounts his most chaotic day on the job—flyin...
Punches & Pies: Jimmy Judge on Boxing, Hate & Big Plates
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this no-holds-barred yarn, Knuckles catches up with viral food challenge king Jimmy Judge for a deeper dive into life behind the plates and punches...
Big Bites & Bigger Dreams with Jimmy Judge
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this mouth-watering episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles sits down with viral sensation and competitive eater Jimmy Judge. From boxing...
Last Man Standing at Diddy’s Party
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From high school fights after Australian Idol to standing on stage at Madison Square Garden half-covered in McDonald’s, Conrad Sewell has lived a li...
The Podcast Royale Official Podcast
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The official Podcast Royale Breakdown in preparation of the biggest night of 2025! Tune in while Knuckles catches up with every fighter on the card to...
From Madison Square to Maccas – The Chaos of Conrad Sewell
10 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From Jack Daniels to Jimmy Fallon, Conrad Sewell returns for round two with even wilder yarns. He tells the unreal story of nearly torching his Madiso...
From Private Jets to Rock Bottom
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Aussie music legend Conrad Sewell sits down to share his wildest stories from the road. From jet-sett...
Lost in Berlin: Conrad Sewell’s Wildest Band Story
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From a wild 72-hour bender in Berlin’s most infamous nightclub to the highs and lows of band life, Conrad Sewell shares one of his craziest yarns ye...
Firestone: The Hit That Made & Broke Conrad Sewell
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, we dive deep into the story behind Firestone—the track that took Conrad Sewell from couch sur...
Rolling with the Bulls & Throwing Punches – A True Yarn with a Bull Breeder
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up for another wild ride on the Proper True Yarn podcast! This episode, we sit down with a bull breeder who knows a thing or two about dust-ups...
The Bull Didn't Break Me.
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From the rodeo arena to rebuilding his entire world, this episode of Proper True Yarn is a raw and powerful story of resilience.Sammy shares the New Y...
Bull Riding, Spring Break & The Wild Road: Sammy O'Connor's Untamed Journey
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Proper True Yarn Podcast, we sit down with Aussie bull riding legend Sammy O'Connor. From the toughest bulls he’s ever faced to t...
From the Bush to the Big Leagues: Sam’s Bull Riding Journey
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode of Proper True Yarn dives into the incredible journey of Sam, a bull rider who defied the odds. From growing up in a boxing family to cha...
Riding for the Community – The Malanda Bull Ride Story
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of the Property Yarn Podcast, we crack a few tins and chat with a bloke who's making a real difference up north. He and his brother ru...
The Wild Ride of Sammy: Bull Riding, Black Dicks & Ripper Yarns
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this outrageous episode, we sit down with the legend himself, Sammy, for a yarn like no other. From a big night out at PBR Townsville to waking up ...
Jockey Goes Bush – A Wild Ride Up North
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we welcome Sammy O’Connor, who shares an epic yarn about taking a young jockey from Tasmania on a wild trip up north. From bull rid...
Hitchhiking, Hangovers & A True Yarn for the Ages – feat. Sam O'Connor
16 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is a wild ride from start to finish! Sam O’Connor joins us fresh off a two-day bender, sharing one of the most legendary true yarns yet...
Yachts, Panthers & Brawls: Jockey Life Unfiltered
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this high-energy episode of The Proper Yarn Podcast, we sit down with the one and only Mr. Jockey, who’s come all the way from Tassie to share so...
Van Shenanigans & Cops in the Arena
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of The Proper Yarn Podcast, Kyle Maskiell shares some of his wildest stories from the rodeo and beyond, including an unforgettable inc...
Pig Rodeos, Speed Maps & Family Showdowns
09 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this wild episode, we hear from "the real deal," a jockey with a knack for crazy stories both on and off the track. First, he takes us back to a le...