Quinn Cummings Gives Bad Advice
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
The Idiot Tax
05 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn ponders the loss of a friend, a feral child, a silent spouse and a haunted doll-house. Also, Siegfried and Roy.And don’t forget to check out m...
Bad, But Shinier.
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn contemplates Taking Care of a Covid Denier, the Epidemic's New Clothes, Not-So-Sunny Southern California and an Anti-vax Love Story. Also...
The Color Food
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn offers up advice on reluctant holiday travel, long-haul Covid burnout, culinary indifference, and follicular vanity. Also, butts.Remember to use...
Ice-Cream For Breakfast
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn sheds light on a teenager’s name-change, a mid-life gender crisis and the heavy burden of naming one’s own island. Also, rollerblades.Suppor...
Our Psychic Guest List
08 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn considers social un-distancing, free range dental floss, whitewashed history and ghosting and old friend Also, a racist kiss-off. Support the...
The Colossus of Choads
11 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn looks under the hood of an acute mojo breakdown, a gratitude fail, a rotten fiancée conundrum and nostalgia-free photos. Also, a suicidal cat...
Not Everyone's Cup of Gin
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn explores rental anxiety, an expensive gift and a perforated boyfriend Also, free stuff.Support the show
Gingerbread Drag Queens
18 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn tackles COVID holiday stuff, MAGA holiday stuff and awkward good-byes. Also, chihuahuas. (And, once again, merch.) Support the show
Sexuality Is Bespoke
04 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn dissects loud in-laws, intrusive thoughts, and fraught feline play dates. Also, Andy Warhol. (And merch!)Â Support the show
The Mariana Trench of Gall
16 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn weighs in on a passive-aggressive workplace, a private school shakedown, Zoom flirting for teens and New Dog v. Old Spouse. Also, MERCH!Support ...
Homeschool Bumfights
07 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn takes a shot at DIY wedding vows, a guilt-tripping mother, a niece in need and cat stuff. Also, vodka. Support the show
Zuckerberg Battery Hen
18 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn mediates a cat/boyfriend power struggle, a bad dad, and good art from bad people. Also, bathroom iguana.Support the show
This Is How People End Up Dating Drummers
28 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn scrutinizes COVIdiots, open marriage, artistic burnout and cutting non-custodial apron strings. Also, testicles. Support the show
Emotional Bloodbag
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Back from her break, Quinn considers a dangerous boss; COVID wedding protocols; empty nest anxiety; and pooping cats. Also, lettuce. Support the sh...
A Hill of F-Bombs
02 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn summons bad advice about quarantine boredom, cocktail shaming, a boss/friend betrayal and retirement spouse-dread. Also, meat loaf.Support the s...
Save The Money, Roast The Garlic
04 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn reckons with COVID dating, an abuser’s guilt trip, quarantine hygiene and in-law porn drama. Also, gun.Support the show
Blenders With Seatbelts
22 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Straight from her closet, Quinn communicates with worried first-responder families, high-interval training for cats, texts from exes and MAGA parents....
Viral Key Party
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In a timely COVID update, Quinn considers domestic employment obligations, dog reflux and socially un-distancing neighbors. Also, locusts.Support the ...
A Cot In The Garage
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn is socially distant with anxious nesters, an unrequited love, free workouts and pet fostering in the time of COVID. Also, The Kid.Support the sh...
Anxiety Sucks Eggs
18 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn talks about COVID graduation grief, career burnout, gaslighting parents, and pre-teen squalor Also, a troll. Support the show
Flawed Meat Suit
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn offers guidance on plague travel, picking a therapist, bedroom pressure and a nippy kitten. Also, hypocrites.Support the show
Caterpillar Goo
17 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn addresses an over-scheduled life, a withholding boyfriend, water aerobics and slacker offspring. Also, The Truth. Support the show
Adult Wrestling Time
05 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn takes a shot at Maga in-laws, babysitting anxious employees and a dishwashing conflict. Also, Pan.Support the show
Toweling Off Their Undercarriage
23 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn has a go at finding your creativity, losing your whacked-out boss, hair guidance and advice from a special guest. Also, teen penguins.Support th...
Some Bones Are Gross
07 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn offers advice on weird mothers-in-law, living a lie, stolen art and f-boi substitutes. Also, flan.Support the show
Zagat's Guide For Strange
17 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn examines those dirty movies in your head, a drive-by mother-in-law, and who pulls your plug. Also, Wallace Shawn.Support the show
Yips Passing In The Night
09 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn helps people she's never met cope with dating yips (for real this time), an anxious eight-year-old, a second job interview and losing one&a...
Popcorn In Your Psychic Gums
01 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn is back with bad advice on chronic liars, country cousins and college debt. Also, cat urine. Support the show
H.R. On The Brain
07 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn tackles a middle-name dilemma, barking-dog etiquette and an ex-on-the-couch conundrum. Also, working for Satan.Support the show
Single White Wedding Dress
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn ponders drunk dads, big wigs and bisexuality. Also, a Great Dane.Support the show
Junk In The Crosshairs
07 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn gives Bad Advice on holiday travel, an emotionally droopy friend, and a shellfishy side-hustle. Also, killer bad breath. Â Support the show
Gameify Your Irritation
06 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn looks at stumbling across your bio-mom on a DNA website, the challenges of a dumbshit sibling, and the horrors of a Vermont vacation. Also, the ...
This Is Your Brain on Television
30 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn examines the non-crisis haircut, a conga-line of monkeys, and single-girl blues. Also, an Easy-Bake oven.Support the show
Strychnine in the Makeup
14 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn considers community theater drama, church shopping and skeletons in the DNA closet. Also, ice-cream cake.Support the show
When Life Gives You Limoncello
06 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn gives bad advice on dodging the obligatory dinner, widowed-mom stress, and the perils of douchebag magnetism. Also, a battle of wills. Support ...
Tinder Is The Night
28 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn explains the laws of social dynamics, a scumbag's scumbag, how to make a perfect Bloody Mary. Also, fancy raisins. Support the show
The Sunk Cost Fallacy
22 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Candlelight dinners, annoying nicknames, MAGA relations and a toxic incubus. Also, seven pounds of ham. Â Support the show
The ATM Wedding
12 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
After a patriotic break, Quinn returns with packing cubes, pouting boyfriends and politics. Also, no phlebotomists. Support the show
Nighttime Ruminations
28 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn addresses unwashed towels, envy, losing yourself in a relationship and finding your Inner Stoic. Also, office hook-ups.Support the show
Naked Entertainment Time
21 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Destination weddings, hockey secrets, odometer birthdays and an exploding septic tank. Also, cookies. Support the show
A Holiday On Your Ears
14 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Quinn comes out in favor of looking stupid in public and against becoming an emotional vampire’s convenient blood bag. Also, Matthew McConaughey. S...
Your Inner Red Vines
04 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Quinn tackles annoying co-workers, drunk friends, a homophobic family and living with your ex. Also, the Chuck E. Cheese rat. Suppor...
Out Of The Gate
03 Jun 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Quinn solves how to bake for your enemies, insomnia, a hoarder spouse, cats vs. dogs and how to keep squirrels from eating all the birdseed...