Rachel Uncensored
Episodes
Funny First World Problems!
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In a sea of misery, all problems are valid.... but it's okay to laugh a little at the ones that you later realize were a bit silly. Thank you to our s...
Unaware of Our Symptoms!
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I'm PMSing and I know the uterus havers out there can agree that we're having symptoms that we don't even realize! And yet we are this lovely?!?! U...
The Great Shower Debate!
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I had a string of bad luck today! Thanks for letting me get it off my chest! And now I wanna hear your opinions on the great shower debate! Morning or...
What Icks REALLY Are
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Men need to figure out what icks are! Stop saying generic crap! Also we got on a little bit of a political/religious topic today. Oops! Learn more ab...
DENTAL LIES!
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Every week I feel like I'm relearning something I was dead certain was a fact since I was a kid. Now mouthwash and the importance of dental hygiene ar...
Wedding Controversy!
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
As times change, so do old fashion etiquettes. That being said, when you have to travel for a wedding, should you be required to bring a gift? Learn ...
Audio Books Vs. Books Controversy
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A little popcorn or trail mix, if you will, of different hot takes. One of the most controversial ones though, is if audio books count as reading, and...
The Queer Have Been Here!
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Today's hot take comes from Miss Abigail! There have ALWAYS been gays throughout history GETTING THINGS DONE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
We're Getting Dumber
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The age old question: are we getting dumber or is it just easier to spot a dumb person? I think it's the former Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
First Date Faux Pas!
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hot take: movie theater suck! Which leads me down a path of dating statistics and faux pas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
We Shouldn't Be Allowed To Drive
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
My newest hot take: we shouldn't be allowed to drive. I don't trust it. And it literally isn't logcal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...
My Beef With The Ball!
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I got NYE beef to talk about! But seriously thank you everyone for such an amazing year. And THANK YOU to our sponsor this entire year! HOME CHEF! htt...
Finding Christmas Magic!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE! Today we track Santa, talk about losing and finding the Christmas magic, and go over "fun" Christmas facts Thank you HomeChef fo...
Favorite Christmas Gifts!
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joined today once again by my beautiful fiancee! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more...
Hypothetical Questions
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes hypothetical questions piss me off, but these ones intrigued me. Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.co...
PLEASE STOP CHEATING!
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's literally not worth it, ya weirdos. Thank you to our sponsors: Soul and HomeChef! http://www.homechef.com/rachel http://www.getsoul.com p...
How The Media Warps Things
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How dare the media be a butthead! Thank you to our sponsors today: homeChef and Soul! http://www.homechef.com/rachel http://www.GetSoul.com ...
I'M ANGRY TODAY!
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Something was really in my craw while filming this episode! Thank you to our sponsors: HomeChef and Soul! http://www.homechef.com/rachel https://...
Mansplaining - Ft Abbie!
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My beautiful fiancee joins us today! We cover a plethora of topics today, but really dialing in on how to not mansplain things. Thank you to our spons...
Is Abbie Right For Me?
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm dumb. We all knew that though. I also test to see if Abbie is right for me! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef...
Faking it
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Loving all the questions you guys have been asking lately. Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Lear...
Ex-Girlfriends! ft Abbie!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Omg I'm still with my ex-girlfriend. That's crazy. Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more a...
Are We Gonna Have Kids???
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So many questions! And remember, careful what you ask. Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Lear...
Proposal Tell All! - Ft Abbie!!!
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the WHOLE story with Abbie's perspective! BTW if you missed it, WE GOT ENGAGED! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://w...
This Or That???
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I needed to go more in depth! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more about your ad choices...
The Goldilocks AUDACITY!
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Learning so much but also WHAT EVEN IS THIS STORY?! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more ...
Our Most Controversial Opinions!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
YAY ABBIE IS HERE! Come hang on the couch with us as we discuss the unspoken rules in our relationship and our most controversial opinions. Thank you ...
Little Trivia
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm just full of fun facts today! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more about your ad choi...
Mind Blowing Facts!
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WHHHHATTT??? Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.Homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
We Need Critical Thinking Skills!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PLEASE USE YOUR BRAINS! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Stockholm Syndrome Myth! ft Joy
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm not a psychologist, but this is what I know. Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more about your...
Money Makes People Weird
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another solo episode but this time we're taking it back and looking at some Am I The Assholes, where we realize that money just makes people act weird...
Boomer Millenial Complaints
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
YAY JOY JOINED US! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
AMAZING WHISTLEBLOWERS!
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A special thank you to ALL that stood up for what was right, regardless of the potential consequences. Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this video! h...
ICE CREAM!
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Without these wonderful women, who knows if we would ever have gotten the wonderful ice cream we know and love today! Thank you HomeChef for sponsorin...
Current Obsession
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Buzz buzz bitches! Thank you Home Chef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
We were ON ONE
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We were so excited to film together again that the energy was obnoxiously funny. Talking about everything from pooping your pants to the queen we must...
Shocking NEW Discoveries!
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm just a ball of information today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Uncensoring Women
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is just a little sample of maybe a new segment on this podcast? Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rache...
Are We Good People? - Ft Abbie!
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My girlfriend is BACK! We test to see if we're good people and talk about future book plans! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://ww...
I Got TEA For You!
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode went in a direction I was NOT expecting! Thank you Home Chef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more abou...
I am Actually DUMB
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The irony of not being able to think of overthinking! Thank you Home Chef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more abou...
How Am I Wrong Here??
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for joining another episode! And thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about your ad choi...
Is School a Scam??? (ft Joy!)
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joy is here, and so is Conan!!!!!Thank you Home Chef and Mood for sponsoring this episode!http://www.homechef.com/Rachelhttp://www.Mood.com/Uncensored...
HOW WAS THIS BANNED?!
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello welcome to another solo episode, where I dive into what weird things have been banned throughout history. Thank you Home Chef for sponsoring thi...
Our Love Story!
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joy is here to answer YOUR questions! Thank you Home Chef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/rachel Learn more about your ad choice...
Finding Your Confidence (ft Abbie!)
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THE QUEEN IS BACK! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...
I'll Pay For The Divorce!
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another solo episode, DON'T WORRY ABBIE WILL BE NEXT WEEK! Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more a...
Reacting to Unhinged Comments
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Reading through these types of comments are my favorite Thank you to Home Chef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more...
Outing a CHEATER
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
JOY JOINS US TODAY! I started going through comments of TikToks to find the meanest things women have said to men, and it opened up a flood of convers...
Fragile Male Egos! I CAN'T
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I refuse to cater to a fragile male ego. I love secure men so much Thank you to our sponsor: Home Chef! http://homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about y...
We'll Pray For You
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another ADHD episode where we bounce from talking about taking fighting classes all the way to our religious trauma triggers. Thank you to our sponsor...
My Never Ending RANT
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another Question Answer for my little ADHD brains that can't follow one topic for an entire episode lol. Thank you to our sponsor: Home Chef! http://w...
HOW IS THIS UNGODLY?!
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I love when she yaps with me Thank you HomeChef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
Selling My Feet Pics
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
WHY DO PEOPLE WANT MY FEET??? Thank you Home Chef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Our Biggest Wishes
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joy joins me today while we decide who is the better best friend, and go over out biggest wishes in life. Thank you to our sponsor Home Chef! http://w...
My Biggest Regrets
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today I wanted to go over past regrets and making sure I don't have any in the future. Thank you to my sponsor HomeChef! http://www.homechef.com/Rache...
Our Greatest Pain
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by my bestie Joy, as we discuss what was our biggest and greatest pains in life - Thank you to our sponsor HomeChef! http://www.homec...
Maybe Try Communication???
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Communication is always key, but it's weirdly the hardest thing to master Thank you to our sponsor HomeChef! http://www.homechef.com/Rachel Learn mor...
Is My Girlfriend Straight??
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by my BEAUTIFUL and INTELLIGENT girlfriend, Abigail. But we need to find out if she's straight and if she's gonna leave me for Machin...
Finding Out SHOCKING News
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In today's solo episode, I decide to go on a Buzzfeed deep dive finding out SHOCKING information. Thank you to our sponsor today: Home Chef - http://w...
Our Internet Struggles
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by my bestie, Joy! We deep dive into our relationship with the internet. Our fears, love, and hates. Thank you to our sponsor: Home C...
My ADHD Diagnosis!
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today I wanted to see if the internet could diagnose me! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hot or Not in a Bathtub
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We decided to make your Holiday wishes come true and film our bath together! We play a chapstick game and Hot or Not. Thank you Zocdoc for sponsoring ...
People Are Conflicted
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another solo go! Reading Am I The Assholes, and in this episode there were a few where people we very conflicted on who exactly was in fact the asshol...
My Biggest Self Ick
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by my beautiful bestie once more! And somehow I disclose a quirk of mine that I find to be my biggest ick. And a big thank you to Zoc...
Christmas Trivia!
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On today's solo episode, I wanted to play some trivia with y'all! Christmas style. Thank you Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. http://www.manscap...
X-Rated After Dark Episode!
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by my beautiful miss Joyous Joy! We talk about Thanksgiving, holiday depression, retail stickers, and play musical games that we both...
Racism, Relationships, and Smelly Fruits
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today is another solo episode where I cover a couple more "Am I The Asshole?". Thank you to our sponsors today! Zocdoc and Manscaped http://www.zocdoc...
WE GOT MARRIED
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another lovely episode with Joy! Where we pretend to get married so we can play the newly wed game! Thank you to our sponsors today: ZocDoc...
My Most Intimate Dreams
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we deep dive into dreams and their meanings.... WHICH PISSES ME OFF! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Never Thought We'd Talk About This!
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by our FAVORITE guest, Miss Abigail! We discuss things more up her alley like shoes in the house and booktok! Thank you to our sponso...
My Experiences!
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you to our sponsors HomeChef and ZocDoc http://www.homechef.com/rachel and http://www.zocdoc.com/rachel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
The Truth and Lies Behind Alli Bellairs!
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by none other than THE Alli Bellairs. And I decided to put her on the hot seat to find out what rumors about her are true and what ar...
The Spookiest Episode Yet!
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we deep dive into the origin and traditions of Halloween! Mainly to see why I wasn't allowed to trick-or-treat as a kid. Thank you to our sponso...
Tampon Vs. D*ck -FT Joy
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm Joined by the Joyous Joy to go over a bunch of Would You Rathers, where I felt very strongly to convince Joy to agree with me on everything ...
Opening Our Bed to Friends
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Am I the asshole reviews once more! Thank you to our sponsors: HomeChef and ZocDoc! http://www.homechef.com/rachel and http://www.zocdoc.com/rachel Le...
Controversial Topics - ft. Colleen
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined once more by my sister Colleen! We decided to deep dive into a couple controversial topics. Thank you to the sponsors ZocDoc and Home...
My Wedding?!?!
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week I decided to talk about weddings. The truth behind them and how they started! Thank you Home Chef for sponsoring this episode! http://www.ho...
Joy's Future OnlyF*ns Account
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joined once more by our Joyous Joy! We go over all the weird euphemisms that I could find! Doing such led us to Joy admitting that she wants to start ...
I Can't Believe These Lies
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Solo episode where I decide to debunk some more myths! Why were any of these told to us in the first place??? Thank you to our sponsor Home Chef! http...
Our Biggest Fight! - Ft Colleen & Abbie
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by THREE guests! Miss Abigail, Colleen and Teeny! A wild mix that leads to lots of bickering and laughter. We recap how we feel about...
Dealing With Transphobic Bigots
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well well well we meet again!!!! Today we catch up and I explain my most recent surgery. Then dive in and discuss strangers lives. Thank you ZocDoc an...
JoJo's History With Drugs
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined byt he one and ONLY JoJo Siwa. We discuss her history with drugs and seeing into the future! And thank you HomeChef for sponsoring th...
Trying Not to be Mean
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I started filming this episode when I was in a bad mood, so I had to cool my jets when responding to things lol. Thank you to our sponsors: HoneyLove ...
Mama's Advice - ft Mama Gwen
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joined by Mama Gwen today! I asked people if they needed her advice on things, and y'all delivered.... my mother on the other hand had a little diffic...
Dealing with Crappy "Friends"
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Flying solo again today. Going over if people would be asshole or are they currently being one. Also NEW MERCH DROP!!! https://rachelballinger.creator...
Playing Drinking Games with Abbie
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today my beautiful girlfriend, Abigail, joins us. We playing a few drinking games and end up opening up about some dirty little secrets Learn more abo...
Men Objectifying Women...
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On another solo episode we all yell at women to leave their crappy husbands and find better men! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...
Joy is Coming Out! - Happy Pride!
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
My girlie pop is bi... but it's totally not even a big deal cause people don't need to come out. But maybe this is all a part of my gay agenda heheheh...
The Silly Goose Gloom
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There has been a gloom over my life. I can't fathom being a silly goose at this time!!!! Thank you to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode! http://www.z...
Getting ROASTED by my fans
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I posted several pictures on my instagram and asked the internet to LIGHTLY roast me, and boy did they ever. And with me to respond is none other than...
What Not to f*ck With
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Decided to do a another question answer for this solo episode. Which causes us to go over what I DO NOT fuck with Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
Best Friend Red Flags!
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by my bestie, Joy. We decide to try and find each other's red flags by playing "This or That"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Plagiarism and Drunk Driving!
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another solo episode where I deep dive into the most "hectic" confessions on reddit. Thank you to our sponsor ZocDoc! http://www.zocdoc.com/Rachel Lea...
Getting Away With Theft!
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today Joy joins me for some more confessions but it just lead to a bunch of laughing fits Thank you to our sponsors! Skims and ZocDoc http://www.skims...
My Personal icks and Confessions
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Giving you a break from my book this week, so instead I admit my own icks about myself and read other people's JUICY confession. Thank you to our spon...
Our Paranormal Experiences!
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today I'm joined by my mother as we test our intellectual abilities! These tests might not show our greatest strengths though Thank you to our sponsor...
I'm a Giant Hypocrite
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today is part 2 of reading my book from 7 years ago. And OMG this episode was very telling of how much I've changed. Thank you to our sponsors: Skims,...
The Truth About Me
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Abbie is joining us today to help with the last of the assumptions about me. Also.... to help with the ROASTS you sent my way. Thank you to our sponso...