Rats In The Gutter
Episodes
TRANSITIONS
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The rats are tired. Barely keeping their homicidal tendencies in check, Sam & Johanna wax mutual pessimism on the election outcome, the ...
The End
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The end is very fucking nigh. This week the rats surrender to the notion of existential discontinuation, of their lives, of society, of their already ...
The Election Episode
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Topical as ever, this week the rats dive into all (or some) things; ELECTION. While the nation enters the political equivalent of the last three episo...
ALIENS: the Return
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In light of the US government’s congressional hearings into the existence and concealment of Unidentified Flying Objects, our rats debate the variet...
You Can Be Funny and Hot w/ Courtney Dawson
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Johanna and Samuel are joined by the hot, hilarious and heavenly Courtney Dawson! From publicly throwing exes under the bus, to the weights ...
Advice
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After the harrowing loss of their live show recording, Samuel and Johanna retrace their steps to bring you the answers to your questions; literally. T...
Starf*cker-Rats w/ Chris Parker
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Samuel and Johanna welcome their second guest into the gutter - the effervescent and gorgeous Chris Parker! Under the guise of " discussing weekends" ...
The Economy
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today our humble gutter dwellers discuss something they are truly unqualified to hypothesise on - The Economy! Listen in abject horror as your fiscall...
Guest Rat: Ana Scotney
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In a sharp 180 from their usual decrepitude Samuel and Johanna clumsily (albeit with a huge dollop of ice cream-sunshine-and roses) welcome their firs...
Fame
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Samuel and Johanna are back and more malevolent than ever! Buckle up ratties, the first ep of season three has our hosts careening loosely down the ro...
LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Time to get out of your little pod hole, chuck on some glad rags and come to the Rats In The Gutter Live Show! This Saturday 3 June at Basement Theatr...
Technology
16 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the season finale of season 2, our hosts put their mis-aligned brain power together to muse on the ever-impending AI takeover. Armed with very litt...
Movies
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Johanna and Samuel as they step out of their gutters and into the magical world of cinema! From the ozempification of Hollywood, to the harrowing...
Failure
01 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sam and Johanna open pandora’s rancid yet familiar box as they discuss a topic very dear to their hearts - failure! Lowlights include - ad...
Music
23 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If music be the food of love…play on sluts! This week Samuel and Johanna manage to hold it together for 50 minutes discussing the soundtrack to thei...
Disasters
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When the apocalypse finally arrives the rats and the roaches will be all that’s left to repopulate the proverbial rubble. Or will they? If their own...
The Cleanse
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week our hosts don their finest Gwyneth Paltrow yoni eggs and discuss the finer points of what and how to cut things right out of your life. From...
Money
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sam and Johanna dive into one of their beloved shared interests - money. This week our rats crawl out of their gutter to discuss all the things great ...
Rage
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Samuel and Johanna are back and they are livid! This week the rats unleash their pent up furies, from road rage to seething misanthropy to a gorgeous ...
Celebrity Trash
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For the final episode of season one, the pair take a healthy sized leaf out of “That’s Life” magazine and serve up the podcast equivalent of a c...
Sex and Love In the Time of Covid
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the vein of flogging a dead horse Cosgrove and Te Kani turn to that elusive pot-o-gold—love. Feeling informed rather than deterred by their own m...
K Road; A Weary Ode
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode sees our hosts waxing lyrical on their spiritual and physical home amidst New Zealand’s frequently maligned pleasure-strip Karangahape ...
The Supernatural
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this installment Cosgrove and Te Kani apply their intellectual acumen to the oft explored world of the supernatural, discussing all things paranorm...
Don't Forget Your Roots
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Self-aware city girls they may be, Te Kani and Cosgrove fully grasp the importance of their origins - Whangārei and Paraparaumu respectively. In this...
Vices
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this introductory episode, Samuel and Johanna explore their many indulgences toeing the line between self-care and self-harm, including (among othe...