885. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump Confronting South African President, Gunned-Down Israeli Embassy Staffer & US Officials Delayed Warning Public About Heart Inflammation Risks
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What is up, guys? It's Andy Purcell, and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. Welcome.
to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz, the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Which one of you dudes fucked with my chair over here? I didn't touch a chair. Probably always sitting like pretending, you know. I didn't touch a chair. Yeah. I know what you're doing here. I didn't touch a chair. Somebody did.
You probably got a little taller or a little shorter.
I didn't. Anyway, this is Cruise the Internet. That's what CTI stands for. We're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate on what's true and what's not true. And then we're going to talk about how we, the people, had to solve these problems. Let's just get right into it. All right. You guys know the deal. We don't charge you money. We don't run ads. We ask very simply that you help us grow the show. All right? So if it makes you think, if it makes you laugh, which it always does, let's be real, gives you a new perspective, teaches you some good shit, do us a favor and don't be a hoe. Show the show. All right.
What's up? Yeah, I mean, it's cold in here. So, like, the metal might have, like, shrank a little bit. No, I know what it was.
I had visitors come into my area and I will bet that they sat in my chair.
I mean, I'm always in here though. So I haven't seen anybody come in.
Really?
Yeah.
Quentin didn't come in here.
I didn't see him. I wasn't in here when he did.
Yeah. Quentin. I know it was you. Yeah.
Anyway, what's going on? What's going on, man? Yeah, everything's good. Moving and grooving, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
What?
Nothing. what have you ever been uh you ever been dude come on that's sergeant slaughter you know who that is you ever been camping uh not a lot growing up like no not really we were sports family bro that's right yeah we didn't do we you know you can only do so much stuff would you go camping I've been a couple times, man. It was just okay. It was all right, man. Look, I'm cushy, bro. You know, I'm all about, you know, competition.
You do glamping.
That's kind of. Or I just don't go. Like, if you guys wanted to go, I'd go with you guys. But, like, it's just, I don't know, man. Like, I've been a couple times. Like, I went to Little Sahara State Park, which is in Oklahoma. It's like a four-wheeler park.
Sand dunes.
Yeah, it's cool. But, like, we were there for, like, three days, dude. And, I mean, like, I don't know. We must have not prepared properly.
I mean, you know me. I'm prepared.
Yeah, I know. We were eating. You show up with, like, a fucking camel. Yeah.
You know, sleep inside this tonight.
Yeah. Like, dude, no, dude, it was just too – it was just too – That's not my thing, man.
Yeah.
You know, I never grew up doing that stuff.
Yeah, I feel that.
Like, I grew up, we shot a lot of guns, you know. But mostly, dude, it was sports. It was sports all the time. I mean, literally all the time. Yeah. So, I mean, we played every sport growing up. Like, every, like, football.
Fall, summer, winter, fucking everything.
Yeah, all year round, dude. We played football. Baseball, ice hockey, you know, wrestling, fucking... Lacrosse in there. Yeah. Like, we did everything. Like, that was just what we did.
Yeah.
So... Listen, I've always loved camping. Soccer, you know...
yeah i love camping yeah i think that you do i love camping yeah uh you know and i've always been a proponent of the outdoors you know i like going out out you know yeah out out there um but uh there's something something happened over the weekend i thought was interesting this dude right here yeah sergeant sergeant slaughtered
Pull up Sergeant Slaughter. Sergeant Slaughter. What movie is that from? It's G.I. Joe. It's an action figure. Pull up Sergeant Slaughter. Tell me now it's the same dude. Sergeant Slaughter.
Sergeant Slaughter. Oh, fuck, yeah.
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