Episode 3015 CWSA 11/11/25
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What humorous tech issues does Scott Adams face at the start?
everybody. I've got to fix my lighting. I look like a head that's just sort of drifting. By the way, if anybody can tell me how on my Apple laptop to turn off the screensaver so it doesn't turn off in the middle of my live stream, boy, would I appreciate it. I can search for screen. I can look for display. I can look for power. I can look for auto-off. I can search all over that damn computer, but I will not find the simplest command. How do I turn the screensaver off? So if anybody knows how to do that, please let me know. All right, we've got a show to do. And let's see. Let me jump in here and look at what you're looking at. Well, apparently that's not an option either. I think everything in my computer world failed today at the same time.
My printer wasn't connected. My computer was random. Really? No, this isn't working either. The simplest thing. There we go. The simplest thing is working now. All right, that's enough of me complaining. You want to show and you shall not. Lock screen. So you think lock. I'll search for lock next time. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating this experience up to levels that nobody can understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mugger glass, a tanker Chelsea Stein, a kempton jugger flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid.
I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine here today that makes everything better. Sculpt the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Fantastic. Best sip I've ever had. Well, we'll get back to that. Would you like to start with a reframe? From my book, Reframe Your Brain. full of over 200 frames, reframes. Any one of them could change your life. You never know. All right. Here's one. Oh, here's the deathbed reframe. This one's kind of useful. Do you ever have this big old problem? You're like, oh, this problem is plaguing me. I can't get it out of my mind. All you do, if you've got a problem you can't get any ahead, is instead of saying that my stress and anxiety are being caused by the things in my life, ask yourself how many of those things you'll be thinking about on your deathbed.
And the answer is none of them. Once you realize that you won't care about any of them on your deathbed, it turns out it makes it easier to not worry about them today. So this is one you just have to try. You literally just imagine yourself at the end of your life and your loved ones are around and they're like, hey, Scott, what about that printer that wasn't working that day? I think it was November 11th in 2025. Do you remember? Do you remember how mad you were the printer wasn't working? How do you feel about it now? I'm dying. I can't even think about the printer. Exactly. Exactly. It wasn't important then, and it's not important now. The deathbed reframe. If it's not going to matter on your deathbed, it probably doesn't matter that much.
I mean, you might have to fix it, whatever the problem is. You might still have to fix it, but you don't have to worry about it so much. All right, let's get to the big stories of the day. The big story of the day is that the Dilbert calendar is available. Okay, you already know that. You can only get it at Amazon. and it's available to Americans or Americans who can buy from amazon.com or anybody who can buy from amazon.com. It's available to you and it's got comics on both sides. Ooh, got the spicy stuff. Well, are you supposed to say happy Veterans Day? I've never known how to navigate this. Instead of saying happy Veterans Day, may I just take a moment to show my undying respect for all veterans and to thank you in case you don't get thanked enough today.
How many of you are vets? How many watching this are veterans? You're the special people today. So if you happen to be a vet, just know that I am thinking highly respectful thoughts about you right now, because we wouldn't get any of this stuff without you.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What humorous tech issues does Scott Adams face at the start?
0:00–12:15
2
How does Scott Adams reframe stress and anxiety using a deathbed perspective?
12:15–19:20
3
What is the significance of the Dilbert calendar announcement?
19:20–24:38
4
How do Democrats react to the recent government shutdown?
24:38–46:18
5
How is AI perceived in terms of bias and data interpretation?
46:18–59:51
6
What insights does Jon Stewart provide regarding political negotiations?
59:51–1:13:21
Speakers
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