Chapter 1: What are the latest updates on US political fraud allegations?
Come on in here. Well, today's going to be a tough one because I fell asleep about five times just getting ready for it. So if I can stay awake, and that's partly on your responsibility, we'll have a show. So we'll see how far we get, okay? All right. Internal server error. Are you actually seeing and hearing me? There's some kind of error condition on my rumble studio.
Let me know if this is working. Is it? Yes, okay. All right, then. Let's start with the simultaneous sip. Who's up for that? All of you. I know why you're here. You're here for the simultaneous sip. All you need is a cup of mug or glass, a tank or a chalice or sign, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine-headed day thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Divine. Well, would you be surprised to find that scientists have discovered that roasted coffee is good for your blood sugar? Is there anything coffee can't do? No. Well, Amazon has launched, it looks like it's one millionth robot.
Can you believe that? Amazon has already launched one million robots. but they've tried to train 700,000 people to be up-skilled, so the net isn't that bad. I feel like the only reason they need humans is for that last part from the truck to the door, and the only reason they need that is because it'll keep the robots from being attacked.
I feel like the robots could already do that, but it would be too It would lack some humanity. So sooner or later, your Amazon package will be delivered by a humanoid robot. Anyway, here's more good news for Elon Musk. So a court has decided that... that Elon can go forward with his lawsuit against OpenAI.
Now, you might know that Elon was one of the original backers of OpenAI, but he was under the impression that it was going to stay open sourced and be for the good of humanity. But Sam Altman and Greg Brockman he alleges plotted against the for-profit enterprise and tried to turn it into a profitable enterprise, which so far they have.
But the funniest part is that Elon is referring to Sam Altman as Scam Altman. He said that on X, Scam Altman. And he says he lies as easily as he breathes. Now, do you think he learned that from Trump, the nicknames? It feels like it, doesn't it? Yeah, we're gonna have to take a sip. Stay awake, Scott. And that was me spilling all over my shirt. That was messy. Let's see if it helps.
But I love the fact that Elon is using nicknames now. Very Trumpian. And there's a very good chance that he might wrestle control of the entire thing back to whatever it was and open AI will just be in bad shape. Imagine being Elon And he contributed $38 million to this thing under one set of assumptions. And then the assumptions changed. I'd be pissed, but it looks like he's going to win.
Well, apparently the Trump administration has launched a new dietary guideline and it looks about right to me. So it's got whole grains. whole grains at the bottom, meaning don't eat as much as those. But at the top would be protein, dairy, and healthy fats, vegetables, and fruit. That sounds exactly what I would have done. Why did it take him so long?
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Chapter 2: How are recent dietary guidelines impacting health recommendations?
And all the other things that you're going to suggest, from ivermectin to fentanyl, those were the first things I tried. And things got worse with no improvement. A lot of you have suggestions. The worst suggestion is to fast. So a lot of people believe that you can cure cancer by fasting. Now, if that were true, there'd be a lot of people who cured cancer.
Cancer wouldn't even be a problem if you could cure it by fasting. So I'm being bombarded by people with good intentions who can't help me at all. Can't help me at all. As of today, based on how I feel, I don't know if there'll be a show tomorrow or ever again. If I feel better, there will be. If I feel the way I felt today, this might be our last show. But I don't know that for sure.
I'll probably be fast asleep two minutes after I'm done here. I won't be able to talk to the local people privately, but I'll definitely talk to you again. Thank you for all of this support. Just crazy support. Thank you for everything you've done for me. Thank you for letting me come into your home and simultaneously sip with you.
I wish I could... Well, I've also been told that my mental acuity was sort of dropping pretty fast, and I definitely felt that today. Now, in the past... If I've been on painkillers or Ativan or something, there's a reason why I wasn't as bright. But I'm not on a painkiller right now. I'm not on Ativan. So this decline that you can see, that's actually just my body.
It's not because of any medicine. So I hate to make a big deal about it because it ruins my experience of looking at X. when it's all about me. It shouldn't be all about me. But if I could talk without slurring, we'd be in a lot better shape. So this is going to be a tough week because I'm doing some goodbyes in person. And for the most part, there's people I know I'll never see again.
And that's very tough. Pretty tough. All right. I think I've slurred my way across this enough. I think I've said what I need to say for now. Thank you for listening and watching. I'll try to keep things off my chin. All right. Bye for now. I hope to see you later, but it might not be.
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