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My 600lb Life: Steven Assanti PART TWO

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

THIS GUY again. Also, MERRIS IS MEAN

My 600 lb Life STEEEVEN Assanti

28 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This GUY.

My 600lb Life: Dolly's...uh...Journey? More like Dolly's wild ride

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is going places you won't believe. TW/CW: for talk of weight loss and this horrible show.

SISTER WIFE SEASON KIDNEY EPISODE IS A RILLY BIG DILL

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's all blurring together. I don't even know what's happening. But this week? Robyn fell off an ATV. No...that's not in this episode. ((sorry for...

Love is Blind, Season 1 Episode 1

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Y'all have been requesting this. So...we did it. Wtf is this show. linktr.ee/crueltea Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, Cash App: $LillianAsterios, PayPal:...

Sister WIFE Season...I don't even know. Season Kidney

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode you might be surprised to know that Kody says unhinged things. linktr.ee/crueltea Venmo: Lillian-Asterios, Cash App: $LillianAster...

Hoarders! The Poop Episode

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh man...that is so much poop. Check out our other podcast! https://linktr.ee/crueltea If you wanna help Lil and Merris with their car: paypal: lill...

The Worst Show Ever: I Love a Mama's Boy Season 4 Episode 1

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This show makes me puke everywhere. https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Sister WIFE Season 19 Sheeps and wolves

12 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kody says absolutely unhinged crap to Janelle. Old Meri is there. Robyn doesn't know. Tony is a sentient unmade bed and David talks like he has marble...

Sister WIFE Season 19 Sunny and Cher and Kody

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Once more, Kody Brown says the most out of pocket dumb crap I've ever heard. Anyway, here's our other podcast and stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea

SISTER WIFE Season 19 Episode I don't even remember

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kody says gross stuff. Meri actually stands up for herself and gets ghost divorced. Christine married her orc. I don't know what's going on but I hate...

Sister WIFE Season 19 Episode Kidney

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Babies I guess. Blobyn cries in her driveway Kody never did anything wrong in his ENTIRE LIFE. Our stuff: https://linktr.ee/crueltea

Sister WIFE Season 19 Episode 3

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What happened? Someone had babies. Robyn once again, knew nothing. Kody sucks. He is very melodramatic. Janelle is a freaaaak. You know she is. And b...

SISTER WIFE Season 19 Episode 2 WIFELANDER

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! One wife to rule them all and in the darkness bind them! Robyn, the Wifelander, cries. Kody is the worst. Janelle hates gossip ...

What? New Season of Sister WIFE??

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Not sister wives for that would imply more than one wife. And Kody only has one WIFE now. But yes. New season of sisters wives. Season 19! https://l...

Amy's Baking Company PART TWO Electric Boogaloo meow meow

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why did this part two happen? Gordon was milking...Amy...for all she was worth. Ahem. Kofi and our other podcast and stuff https://linktr.ee/cruelte...

Kitchen Nightmares, Amy's Baking Company!

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Man. Meow MEOW. It's time to revisit our favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmares! St. Gordon and the Holy Rissoto! https://www.redbubble.com/i/...

T.A.P.S Ghost Hunters Eureka Springs

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This blast from the past! And the show takes place in our town. It was...lack luster! Join us as we talk about this nonsense. Lil's birthday lis...

Trading Spaces...People come to ruin your house

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An the early aughts and their incredibly heinous reality tv shows. Y'all remember Trading Spaces? WHEN HILDI PUT HAY ON THE WALL?? That's not ...

Toddlers and Tiaras Season 5 Episode 1

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Uuuuuugh child beauty pagents....uuuugh. Whyyyyy

My Big Fat Fabulous Life Season 3

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Whitney Way Thor is...well. She's a mess. This show is a mess. Why hasn't it been canceled??? Our other podcast! linktr.ee/crueltea

Darcy and Stacy Season 4 Gin and Toxic

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

UNH UHN UHN UHN WE ARE DOING IT BIG AGAIN. SO BIG. I'M ON TOP. Anyway. This episode has vagooters and Georgie and Michael Benz. It's somethi...

Darcy and Stacy Season 4 Hit or Miss!

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're talking about Lillian's favorite disaster reality tv show, Darcy and Stacy! If you remember, Darcy was on 90 Day and was a real me...

This Time We Watched a Movie: Pitch Perfect

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks for the suggestion, Dominick! Merris watched Pitch Perfect and didn't hate it! Listen as he poorly summarizes this movie and butchers every...

Dual Survival Season 3 Episode 2: Mars on Earth

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS...we had to cover Lillian's favorite episode of this quirky little survival show from the 2010's. Enjoy! Or not... ...

Naked and Afraid Season 16

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Opposites certainly don't attract as people are frightened and nude! Scared and unclothed! WHAT IS YOUR PSR???? And also, how many chicken nuggets...

My Strange Addiction Season 1 and Season 6

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Not the whole seasons, just select episodes. We have a lady who eats a couch, a boring furry (yiff etc), a man who likes to wrap himself in casts, and...

God Warrior Trading Spouses

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hi y'all! Bet you thought were dead! We're not! We lost power for days and internet for over a week due to storms in the area! We're okay!...

90 Day Fiance Season 2 9-10

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Weddings suck. They'd be better if invaded by scarab beetles. Get Merris's book! [email protected]

90 Day Fiance Season 2 Episode 7-8

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Buuuuh. This is the episode of a killer, Bella. https://linktr.ee/crueltea Email Lillian! [email protected]

90 Day Fiance Season 2 Ep 5-6

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone sucks and other romantic things https://linktr.ee/crueltea

90 Day Fiance Season 2 Ep 3-4

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

90 Day Fiance Season 2 Ep 1-2

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Now! Onto season 2! With Danielle! Join our discord! Read our stuff! https://discord.gg/QRDvr8ZtqD

90 Day Fiance, Season 1 Episodes 5 and 6

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone in this season is gross. And we're glad it's over!

90 Day Fiance Season 1 Ep 3-4

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey! A two-fer! Anyway, Pao and Russ continue to be a snooze fest and Allan and Mike should go straight to jail. contact: [email protected]...

90 Day Fiance Season 1 Episode 2

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More people who have no business being in the same room let alone being married! Russ and Pao are boring. Line dancing is boring. Mike is a creep and ...

90 Day Fiance Season 1 Episode 1

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Yay! No more sister wife! Now we're watching this train wreck. Join us as we dive into the 90 Day Universe!

Sister Wives Season 18 Tell All!

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

FOUR WIFE ENTERS ONE WIFE LEAVES. Sobin cries, doesn't know anything. Kody is...well. He's something. Olde Meri has had enough. THE PERSONALIT...

Sister Wives: Season 18 Episode 14

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is the last episode before the endless tell all's and Olde Meri has a bomb to drop! Robin cries. Chody doesn't care. Everyone sucks! TH...

Sister Wives: Season 18 Episode 13

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Oh look who's a big dummy and didn't upload last week. Me! Sorry about that! So now you get two episodes in one day! Hurray! More carriage hou...

Sister Wives Season 18 Episode 12

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Olde Meri returns to the FRICKIN CARRIAGE HOUSE and waxes poetic on some stupid trees. Kody doesn't want Janelle back. But he does. Except he does...

Sister Wives Season 18 Episode 11

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Olde Meri finally figures out Kody isn't interested. Robin isn't wearing purple! And she doesn't actually shed tears though she makes a we...

Sister Wives Season 18 Episode 10

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Janelle and Christine have Easter out of spite. Kody is awful as per usual. Robyn continues to know nothing and wear purple. Olde Meri reminds us that...

Sister Wives Season 18, Episode 9

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kody is the world's crappiest dad. Meri IS STILL MESSIN WITH THAT CARRIAGE HOUSE. Robyn lies some more. The kids spill the tea on Robyn's bs. ...

Sister Wives Season 18 Episode 8

01 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Robyn simply can't dill with anything. That's just how she fills. Meri doesn't want to live in a barn with all the things Kody doesn't...

Sister Wives Season 18 Episode 7

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Robyn is rectangular. Meri is moving. Janelle is DONE. Christine doesn't believe her. Kody is a delulu jerk. Check out our other podcast! https:/...

Sister Wives, Season 18, Episode 6

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mary is going to sell crummy leggings out of a shed. Robyn isn't really in this one (thank God), Christine and Tony have an uncomfortable conversa...

Sister Wives Season 18, Episode 5

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What a surprise, on this episode, Robyn lies almost as much as she doesn't know anything. Kody continues to make Meri a shed wife. Christine feels...

Sister Wives Season 18 Episode 4

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

BUTTERFLY NOODLES! Kody hates his kids! Robyn continues to absolutely know nothing. Meri is a shed wife. Janelle is justifiably sad. Christine is just...

Sister Wives Season 18 Episode Three

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode, the dang rolls are brought up again, inexplicably. Robyn still doesn't KNOW ANYTHING. Mary is a third wheel. Christine is going ...

Sister Wives, Season 18 Episode 2

03 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode dazzles us with ear piercing! DOUGH! And sad Thanksgivings. Kody says he has anger issues and surprises no one. Robyn sobs and doesn&#39...