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ReddX's Saga of Rasputin Pt1.: Two neckbeards kill each other for our amusement? Alright. I'm in!!
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we basically get to watch two neckbeards eat each other alive. These neckbeards seem to be polar opposites in e...
ReddX's Saga of World War Weeb Pt4.: Neckbeard nation finds love in Spain! Why? Te amo sufrir!!
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ice Cream Social Story: https://youtu.be/RI9PeK614-kIn this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we witness the beginnings of World War Weeb... Camelotbeard...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt14/15.: Argumentative legbeard can't seem to keep any friends...
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt10.: Sandwiches and exercise don't mix! Fat guy throws up...
19 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt13.: Girls aren't supposed to fart! Stop doing that, right now!!
18 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Full Saga of Bluebeard: Protip- Dye your hair in order to simulate an actual personality!
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we encounter another neckbeard from Ramtide's travels. Bluebeard is in for the shock of his life in this neckbeard story! Ramtide slides on into...
ReddX's Full Saga of Ravebeard: Convention dance-parties are a great place to meet smelly creeps!!
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we meet Raverbeard. He's been skulking around a convention while looking for love, much to the dismay of OP and...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt12.: Neckbeard gifts a Christmas coconut. Greatest. Gift. Ever!!
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt9.: Neckbeard wants to climb a mountain... But first? SANDWICHES!!
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Full Saga of Historybeard: Fascist sympathizer supposedly obsessed with history? Hmmm
12 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we compare notes with Historybeard. He's an idealist in the purest form, but he doesn't just spend all his time ...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt11.: Legbeard ignores her friend to play World of Warcraft!
11 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Full Saga of Frank the Neckbeard Nutritionist: Let a neckbeard develop my meal plan? Nope!!
11 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we take another trip back in time to meet a neckbeard nutritionist at a local gym. He is awful at his job and ma...
ReddX's The M Saga Pt2.: If you whine enough, the DM will do whatever I want! This is winning!!
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we are diving into the M Saga. It was posted a very long time ago, but that doesn't mean it's any less beardy. T...
ReddX's Full Saga of Simpbeard: He only DM's for the m'ladies! Why? Uhh... Because simp. It's cringe time!
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we end up meeting Simpbeard. He is one of the more foul specimens that we've seen on this channel, but at the en...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt8.: Warhammer tournament full of neckbeards? Sounds... Uhh... "Fun"??
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Full Saga of Stratbeard: "Why disappoint one woman, when you can disappoint all women?"
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is a heavy start to our usual neckbeard stories. I've been told that the preceding parts in r/TalesofNeckbeards aren't as bad. But of course, get...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt10.: Have you ever seen masculinity this fragile? It's a marvel!!
05 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt7.: First forage was a failure... Surely the second will yield results!
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's The M Saga Pt1.: "I'm the best at this game... Because I'm the only one playing it!" Big brain time!
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we are diving into the M Saga. It was posted a very long time ago, but that doesn't mean it's any less beardy. T...
ReddX's Full Saga of Kurt McGurk: Neckbeard neighbor proceeds to make life hell for a poor m'lady!
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ramtide has returned with another neckbeard story with more than a dash of RPG horror stories. Let us rejoice this day, friends. It is time for yet an...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt6.: Neckbeard forages for food in the woods. What does he find??
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt9.: "Kung Fu Panda is a disgrace to all true martial artists in the world!"
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Saga of World War Weeb Pt3.: Cornered in the library by two neckbeards! They want... A tea-party?
28 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ice Cream Social Story: https://youtu.be/RI9PeK614-kIn this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we witness the beginnings of World War Weeb... Camelotbeard...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt5.: Camping with a neckbeard? Oh man... We're gonna die out here...
27 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Full Saga of Cowboybeard: Wet neckbeard kisses will give you some deep soul-cringe! Ughh!!
26 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we encounter Cowboybeard! He doesn't seem much like a cowboy... But he is a 100% certified creeper. He thinks a...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt8.: Suicide-baiting isn't the way to save a relationship. WTF??
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Full Saga of TootTootBeard: Is it cheating if you're just farting in a dude's face? Hmm...
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we have a facebook interaction from an absolute creep... He basically begs OP for the toot-toot treatment after ...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt3/4.: Neckbeard trains so hard his shirt flew off. Let's get muscular!
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Saga of World War Weeb Pt2.: You will learn to like tea... Or you will be mercilessly persecuted!
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ice Cream Social Story: https://youtu.be/RI9PeK614-kIn this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we witness the beginnings of World War Weeb... Camelotbeard...
ReddX's Full Saga of Mewtwobeard: DATING FAIL INCOMING... But remember, it takes two to tango!!
21 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we listen to OP complain about her failed relationship for almost an hour. I don't think this guy fully qualifie...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt7.: Pity-dating is the best way to get into a relationship. Don't @ me.
20 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Full Saga of Stealthbeard: Tarantino-esque twists and turns! Who is the REAL legbeard??
19 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/LegbeardStories we meet Stealthbeard and her friend Thiccy Chick. The OP doesn't let on much of what goes on in this legbeard sag...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt2.: Stinky neckbeard feels entitled to a m'lady... Maybe try showering??
18 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt6.: Is this legbeard pregnant for real? How could this happen??
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Saga of Bowlerbeard Pt1.: I don't bathe or brush my teeth. It's what keeps my pheromones strong!!
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we welcome Bowlerbeard back to the fray! While he's a relatively innocent neckbeard by most metrics, he's still ...
ReddX's Saga of World War Weeb Pt1.: UK neckbeard-knight takes a history class too seriously...
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ice Cream Social Story: https://youtu.be/RI9PeK614-kIn this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we witness the beginnings of World War Weeb... Camelotbeard...
ReddX's RPG Horror Stories: Worst RPG DM copies Critical Role verbatim... It's a total cringefest...
14 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/rpghorrorstories we watch as a terrible DM railroads his players into recreating Critical Role with his campaign. I don't think t...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt5.: Legbeard wants a baby... And is an insanely unfit mother...
13 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Full Saga of Succubeard: Legbeard cheater is trying to bang the whole squad... Gross...
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/LegbeardStories we meet Succubeard! She is just the latest in a long string of legbeards that just refuse to treat our boy Fatty ...
ReddX's Full Saga of Guitarbeard: Pathetic roommate ends up catching a brutal beatdown!!
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we get the displeasure of being introduced to GuitarBeard. He is a self-proclaimed "beta male" who thinks that s...
ReddX's Full Saga of Ninjabeard: Neckbeard ninja demonstrates his ninjitsu... Classic cringe!!
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode of r/NeckbeardStories we have quite a treat for you fine people... The neckbeard ninja himself, the one and only Ninjabeard has gra...
ReddX's Full Saga of BellybuttonBeard: DND stalker assaults OP's wife! You better go get that boy!!
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter Bellybutton-beard. He just never seems to learn and although he gets handled fairly well, I think h...
ReddX's Full Saga of Kaijubeard: Neckbeard stalker tells ALL about his fantasy to bang Godzilla.
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this neckbeard story we meet Kaijubeard and he is one strange fellow. He took a game design course at a local college only to end up stalking a fel...
ReddX's Saga of Shade Squidbilly Pt2: Cokehead neckbeard punches his own baby... WTF dude...
07 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we meet Shade Squidbilly. He popped a baby into OP's sister and that can only be a bad thing. I cringe heartily...
ReddX's Saga of Cosplay Chronicles Pt2.: Crazy weeaboo girl cuts a guy at a cosplay convention!
06 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did somebody say weeaboo? Because I think I just heard somebody say weeaboo! Here are a few short stories about a cosplay convention and the despicabl...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt4.: This legbeard is abusing animals... Someone STOP HER! Please!
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Saga of Cosplay Chronicles Pt1.: Weeaboo weirdos manage to ruin every convention ever!
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Did somebody say weeaboo? Because I think I just heard somebody say weeaboo! Here are a few short stories about a cosplay convention and the despicabl...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt3.: Toxic co-dependency is a really terrible thing to witness...
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Saga of Shade Squidbilly Pt1: I knocked up your sister! Beard baby on the way!!
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we meet Shade Squidbilly. He popped a baby into OP's sister and that can only be a bad thing. I cringe heartily...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt2.: Valentine's Day is a very dangerous day...
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Full Saga of Zombiebeard: Laundry failures and a Zero Suit Samus fetish... Oof!
31 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we meet Zombiebeard... He is named after Rob Zombie, but you won't be able to tell because of the smell. One wh...
ReddX's Saga of Unfortune Nookie Pt1.: Pathetic middle-school legbeard brings the cringe!
30 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today in r/LegbeardStories we meet a middle schooler who I suspect has a very traumatic home life... There is something deeper going on in this legbea...
ReddX's Full Saga of K: Knife-wielding neckbeard roommate isn't such a bad guy...
29 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter a maniac with a knife and a gatekeeping gamer. Can you guess which one I decide needs defending? Yo...
ReddX's Full Saga of Catbeard: The legbeard neighbor from hell... Snooping creeper next door!
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/LegbeardStories we meet a bad neighbor who is really fond of her cats... Without having any idea how to care for them. It's a wil...
ReddX's Story of Fulred via RPG Horror Stories: To Catch A Predator DND Edition! Big time cringe!
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/rpghorrorstories we go undercover to catch a couple of creepy neckbeards. It's sad that it had to come to this... There was a poi...
ReddX's Story of Buttman and the 19 Panties of Legend: Panty-sniffing weirdos? That's fine cringe...
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we dive back into some delicious neckbeard cringe with more dating fails. I just can't get enough of these neckb...
ReddX's Story of the Retrobeard and more: Neckbeards have ALWAYS existed among us...
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Cockroach kingdom Part 1: https://youtu.be/ihAlEYrw8SwIn this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we reenter the cockroach kingdom with Mama Terri for a le...
ReddX's Story of the Legbeard Tammy and more: "My husband died and I don't care at all!"
24 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/Legbeardstories we have the displeasure of meeting Tammy the legbeard. Our purveyor of cringe for the day. She is soulless, heart...
ReddX's Story of the LGS Creeper and more: Just when you thought it was safe to buy some dice!
23 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter the rare neckbeard that offends a m'lady. This is an anomaly, and if I was there I would've treated...
ReddX's Full Saga of Gothbeard: Anti-social neckbeard creeper "just wants to watch"! Eww!!
22 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we will encounter a goth neckbeard, Gothbeard if you will... Not only is he an anti-social mess that lies about being a ladies man conveniently ...
ReddX's Full Saga of Chadbeard: All chads abuse woman... So, I should do the same!! Herp derp.
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we meet a neckbeard that might actually be a chad in disguise! ...But not really though. OP might be trying to j...
ReddX's Windowbreaker and the Three Neckbeard Coworkers: Retail jobs are always hellish...
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we revisit RoamingRivers and his journey toward a normal lifestyle. He nailed down a job, but not he has to deal...
ReddX's Full Saga of Witcherbeard: I only come to cosplay conventions to pick up on single moms.
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Witcherbeard is a neckbeard that we've only experienced in passing, and there is a large part of me that is grateful for that fact. This neckbeard sto...
ReddX's Full Saga of Undertaleleg: Legbeard loves Undertale, but really dislikes transsexuals...
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This Undertale loving legbeard really manages to do herself in gloriously. As Sans would say: "If you take another step forward, you aren't going to l...
ReddX's Neckbeards Versus Police Officers: Cops tend to see the weirdest side of society!
17 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we go on a ridealong with a police veteran to witness a series of neckbeard vs cops. Will the neckbeards come o...
ReddX's Full Saga of Turtlebeard: He wants to date his cousin! And somehow it gets even worse...
16 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Turtlebeard wants to date his cousin. For your fill of neckbeard stories we've got you covered with the freshest weeaboo, niceguy, and neckbeard happe...
ReddX's Full Saga of Serpentbeard: Snake-in-the-grass neckbeard scum abuses every friend he has.
15 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Serpentbeard is a neckbeard that definitely earns his namesake. I abhor this story and what happens to our poor OP... But more and more neckbeard stor...
ReddX's Full Saga of Iowabeard: Fanfiction-writing neckbeard prophet of all superbottoms!
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we cover the one and only iowabeard. This one became a classic neckbeard story in no time at all because it is a...
ReddX's Full Saga of Drummerbeard: Tinder date failure turns into a narrow escape from disaster...
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we have the displeasure of meeting Drummerbeard. Dating a neckbeard is never a good idea, but OP decides to giv...
ReddX's Full Saga of Hipsterbeard: The ironic and euphoric lord of neckbeards! Heavy cringe!!
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we have the great pleasure of exploring the entire saga of Hipsterbeard. While you'd think that would imply a ta...
ReddX's Full Saga of Magicbeard: Abusive creep seeks a submissive girlfriend... Uh oh...
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we cover the complete adventures of a neckbeard known only as Magicbeard. I'll go ahead and let you know now tha...
ReddX's Full Saga of Artbeard: Art school is hard work. But neckbeards never give up!
10 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we have the pleasure of meeting Artbeard. An anomaly among neckbeards due to the fact that he is functional enou...
ReddX's Full Saga of the Weebsquatch: Horrible weeaboo creature lurks in the basement!
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/WeeabooTales we meet a creature of legend. He might have been around since the very dawn of time itself. Who can say? What we do ...
ReddX's Full Saga of Duke & Reggie: Hippie hordes try to steal Ramtide's girlfriend!
07 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we dive into yet another Tale from the Tabletop from the one and only Ramtide. This time around the tabletop wi...
ReddX's Full Saga of Miss Piggy: Legbeard mess fails at her friendships constantly!
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we read the last of Madame Macabre's Wolfbeard expanded universe series to date! We are getting the origin story...
ReddX's Full Saga of Nami-kun and Samaeus: Neckbeards spoiling tabletop gaming for everyone!
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we compile all of Ramtide's neckbeard warlock trilogy. It definitely goes in a direction that I didn't expect a...
ReddX's Full Saga of Wheezybeard: The most heart-breaking neckbeard saga ever...
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we deliver the full story of the Wheezybeard saga. It has had plenty of ups and downs, and OP has endured trial...
ReddX's Full Saga of TBOATI: Laziest 'author' ever wants others to write his book!
03 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards we meet TBOATI, The Beard of a Thousand Irritations. OP doesn't need to interact with this neckbeard story but ...
ReddX's Full Saga of Burgerbeard: Almost-friend turned sticky-fingered Neckbeard thief!
02 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Oh Burgerbeard... Will you never learn your lesson? In this episode of r/talesofneckbeards we are back with the one and only Zucca101 and Burgerbeard....
ReddX's Full Saga of Adelaide: The patron saint of beard-slaying makes her debut!
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/TalesofNeckbeards our intrepid gamemaster Ramtide attempts to create a safe environment for his tabletop gaming sessions by using...
ReddX's Full Saga of Wolfbeard: The sneaky, manipulative neckbeard werewolf!
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/neckbeardstories we dive into the top posts of all time and come out with the top rated saga of all time on the neckbeard stories...
ReddX's Full Saga of Chivalrous Sir Sam: The spaghetti-loving neckbeard knight!
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of r/NeckbeardStories we encounter one of the most famous beards to ever grace the neckbeard stories subreddit. The one and only chiva...