Regulation Podcast
Episodes
Bobcat & Steve // Andrew's Sponsorship Opportunity [85]
12 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the snow removal budget, cat piss presents, the sauce to Burnham ratio, Gavin questions a device, Geoff is back on...
Season 4, Episode 1 // I'm Gonna Set the Law on Gire [84]
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin pulling a visual joke on an audio podcast, a technical nightmare, a season change, and becoming a true crime...
Trading Coin Tossers // Elite Log Management [83]
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about buying the podcast, trying illegal stuff as a joke, the NFL rulebook, spare socks, and fucksticks. Want to contrib...
Season 3, Episode 1 // The X-Ray Store [82]
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the beginning of the 3rd season, food disasters, more Geoff medical updates, and coping. Want to contribute to bit...
Flipping Coins for Rubbish // Andrew Tries the Cosmic Crisp [81]
15 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Kevin Mccallister universe, Minor League Fan Jack, cleaning stuff up, elevator key mishaps, and Andrew eats a ...
A Q&A with Andrew
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this special presentation, Andrew takes some time out to answer questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. This isn't a ...
Apple Scrumpling Gang // Pavloved Your Ass [80]
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the best trailer for the worst movie, being a Jackie Chan podcast, perfect moments in Mission: Impossible 3, Geoff...
The Boys of Dumpty // Apple Facts & the Regulation Apple [79]
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about if we're recording next week during our recording this week, the Boys of Zimmer, Geoff's real doll & his bike dump...
Regulation Listeners // Geoff's at 36% [78]
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's colonoscopy & if he has to run, Andrew's formal apple apology, and Betty White contests to fund the show. ...
Double Early with a Hard Out // New Prototypes [77]
17 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, p...
Cosmic Crisp Review - Official Regulation Season 2 Supplemental Episode 1
13 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the...
Andrew Vs The Denver Nuggets // Forecast Calls for Heavy Pastrami & Koozies [76]
10 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin...
The New High Five // Who is the F**kface Superhero? [75]
03 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the invention of the high five, putting fingers in eachother's mouths, the Smashing Sportsman, Phase 1 to Phase 2 ...
Gavin's Chocolate Confidence // We're a Food Podcast Maybe [74]
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about apple snobs vs Apple snobs, Geoff throwing the baseball on saturday maybe or maybe not, Gavin catches Geoff in an ...
The Garlic Feet Taste Test // Andrew's a _______ Guy [73]
20 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't...
Geoff Puts His Anus Over the Pencil Grenade // Regulation Caboose [72]
13 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about taste receptors, Geoff still not throwing the ball, letting go of the pencil bet?, Geoff vs Tiger Balm Round 2, Mc...
Too Spicy Icey // It's Hard to Listen When You're Talking [71]
06 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's Survivor watch party, there's (football) magic in the air, and ""let the milk from our cows, soote your an...
A Mid-Episode Retraction // Retrain an Anus [70]
29 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff...
Gavin the Luck Catalyst // Don't Do Anything to Crabs [69]
22 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's rookie of the year tarot card reading, a complicated relationship with shift, crabbing with friends, and ...
The Most Magical Podcast on Earth // How Do you Scrump an Egg? [68]
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our lucky number, conversations with Dark Andrew, the intricacies of relegation, Gavin learning about Jetski speed...
The Rookie Magic Bet // Andrew's Lotto Machine [67]
08 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting together for the first time in weeks, learning about Shift, doing spells, and a decision making lotto mach...
Andrew's Broken Chair Birthday // I've had my cat for 20 years [66]
01 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's joke book and being mad at comment leavers about ramen, The Zim vs an umpire, and Andrew's List(tm). Want...
It's Constantly June // Geoff's Bike Stunt Video [65]
25 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin potentially poisoning himself, Geoff's bike trick video, calling Caleb for a Pinballz wager, and sauce clari...
Can Geoff Ever Leave the House Again? // Friar Tuck Cake [64]
18 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the purple nightmare, Olympic gambling, why Jurassic Park happens, and cake phrases. Want to contribute to bits? E...
Geoff's Bullet Points // Man Hands, Open Water [63]
11 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's trip, a massage from a man, a cappuccino of puke, and GO NOW! Want to contribute to bits? Email what you c...
Not Having the Optimal Ramen Experience // Not Blow, Suck [62]
04 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cooking ramen, Geoff's continued poop adventures, and people watching in Vegas. Want to contribute to bits? Email ...
Gut Full of Tots // Child Picking Day [61]
28 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff not participating in the sauce segment under protest, a chunky chutney of cheese, betting in Vegas, and Scri...
Zimmer's Titanium Forehead // Is Humpty Dumpty an Easter Thing? [60]
21 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's new shitty lease on life, the smell of the F**kface air freshener, horses putting eggs or cannons back tog...
Cucumber Content For You // Who Pissed on All the Wallets? [59]
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's Treadmill shorts, a bunch of pee stories, everyone's regulation salad, and Andrew's room drawings. Want to...
D-Box Crew Family // A New Outskirts Bet? [58]
07 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Producer Eric chugging a soda, British GI Joe vs Canadian GI Joe, Geoff's new bike tricks, and Gordon Ramsay Chef ...
No Way to Win Recording This Podcast // Curse of the Cucumber [57]
30 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack's current Superfan status, selling sauce back to McDonald's, talking to strangers, and advanced angles cucumb...
Andrew is a _______ Guy // The Least Satisfying Redemption Possible [56]
23 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a confusing text thread, Gavin inheriting Geoff's problems, Andrew's expanded sauce empire, and a couple redemptio...
Leaning on Gavin and Andrew Kind of // Sauce Bitcoin [55]
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's CONTINUED dental & fridge sagas, Andrew's sauce drawer feat. BTS, the ending of the last podcast, the conc...
Who is the Host? // Geoff Ends the Podcast [54]
09 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about STILL not doing intros and outros, the continued Halo bet between Andrew & Gavin, Geoff hiring Apple Jack to fix a...
Episode 53 Season 2 Year 2 // Geoff's 3am Shit Story
02 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting off year 2 but it's still season 2 with an Andrew apology, Halo bet power outages & new techniques, jetsk...
Geoff's Car Wreck Story // Firing an Extinguisher [52]
26 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being Andrew's new Property Brothers, supplemental content for the socials of an extinguisher, and basket weaving ...
Divided Comment Leavers // All Time Loser [51]
19 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fire extinguisher filled with blood, Gavin and Andrew's Halo Times bet, real phone numbers in content, and a lot...
Zimmer Frames // How North is Hawaii? [50]
12 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bat knob confusion, f**kfacing yourself at a company meeting because of Zim-ET, unfun farts, and Property Brothers...
Recycled Gavin/Andrew Conversations // Can You Get a Hot Dog on That Thing [49]
05 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about podcast therapy, blanking during stand up comedy, and bathtub confusion. Want to contribute to bits? Email what yo...
In the Anal Trenches // A Tub as Narrow as Geoff's foot [48]
28 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's ADR Nick theory confirmed, an official F**kface retraction, getting in a dry tub, and missed mechanics. Wa...
Almost One Year // You Cannot Unshit a Portapotty [47]
21 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew starting a fire to cover for using a fire extinguisher, a leisurely bike ride with crashes, predicting Zimm...
A Bunch of Toilet Stories // The First F**kface App [46]
14 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jon Voight style blood, Andrew's bathroom snack, and Geoff's pink porta potty. Want to contribute to bits? Email w...
Gavin Wasn't Ready // Bingoing Somebody in Scrabble Feels Good [45]
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about RPMs, content that can not easily be dodged, and the Bingo Queen. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can d...
Entrance Only Backwards // Geoff's portapotty [44]
31 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew not being a socks guy, releasing an episode on vinyl, and the perfect british sandwich. Sponsored by: Hello...
The Yao Ming of Ewoks // Taking NFTs to the Ham Zone [43]
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece f...
Affecting the Market // Dog Shampoo [42]
17 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing so many more than 1 intro, Gavin can't speak in the Zimmerzone, and how Roombas have gotten worse over time....
Episode 1 of Season 2 // ansack [41]
10 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric not keeping everyone in line, they finally get in to the Raymond Somer stuff, and Geoff's new porta potty. Sp...
The Power is Back // Geoff Was Here 2021 [40]
03 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sponsored by: Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/12face) Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff crashe...
We're Still in the Past // Vancouver Child Kicker [39]
24 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the intense paranoia caused by this show, we guess numbers, Andrew makes a sound that you have to guess then tries...
We Rule the Domain of Zim // The Sap Trap [38]
19 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's dog finding a squeaky toy, then a fire alarm going off in Andrew's apartment, then a fire truck driving ou...
F**kface Postponed due to Weather
17 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Due to the severe weather in Austin, this week's F**kface episode is postponed but will be out as soon as possible. In the meantime, Andrew Panton wan...
Figuring Out What Andrew Doesn't Know // Into the ZimmerZone [37]
10 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's big accomplishment, the best videos before or after an event, XXX every Tuesday 50 cents, and more. Sponso...
None of What You Said Matters // We Spill So Many Drinks [36]
03 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about terrible advice for Geoff's sock problem, Andrew's horde mode burger bet, the act of war of podcast trailer voting...
Why Are You Yelling // Medium Strength Water [35]
27 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff stepping in dog poop maybe, Gavin's sink-shroom, Andrew's dwindling buger bet confidence, and more. Learn mo...
Gavin Learns About Knobs // The Most Expensive Flush [34]
20 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about selling bat handles, the best sequel, Geoff's broken toilet, and more. Sponsored by Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/F...
Banana Notoriety // Best Butt Years Are Behind Me [33]
13 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's baby, Winnie the Poohing it, the cookie dough ice cream of video games, and more. Sponsored by Hello Fresh ...
Black Bawks Down // The First F**kface Recipe [32]
06 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting a war with Gus?, a hamburger sandwich shop, Andrew's coffee soup, and more. Listen to a F**kface Christma...
Andrew Passes to Himself // NOTTHERSTORE [31]
30 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a very special intro, the community Christmas Album, potential bat betrayals, and more. Listen to a F**kface Chris...
The Worst Minute in F**kface History // Metaphorical Coin Flipping Socks [30]
23 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew do the episode but Geoff gets up... like 5 times? Anyway they also talk about Cyberpunk's broken nose, Geoff's podcast unfait...
Double Sized Head // Demolish You in the Sewing Machine [29]
16 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about making molds of your head, when you're teen aged, rarely having bean bags, and more. Sponsored by Manscaped (http:...
I'm All Back // The Bat Fiasco [28]
09 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew being the most least prepared, payoff to the ketchup bet, Geoff's bats, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (...
In the Ham Zone // Confidence of a Much Dumber Man [27]
02 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about license plates, 3 marathons in a week, Andrew's comfort mountain pillow predicament, and more. Sponsored by Tushy ...
Twice Cooked Floor Dogs // Unverified Wipes [26]
25 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about sell by dates, complicated bedsheets, the right way to store ketchup, and more. Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyray...
Embracing the Waffle Lifestyle // Rolling Several Ankles in Austin [25]
18 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fear of vomiting, bad ankles, Andrew's Austin antics, and more. Buy the Gurple shirt: http://bit.ly/FFgurple. Sp...
Rerailing the Train // The Bathroom Waffle Maker [24]
11 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about turnip root & gooseberry, Geoff's bloody cummy dick heart, 70 pounds of pancake mix and more. Sponsored by Tushy (...
Andrew Loses Power // Andrew's Precious Bits [23]
04 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have a bit of a problem. Andrew starts telling his story about overcoming Kelsey Grammer but then his power goes out so Eric ...
Fluke Face
03 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
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Gurple Confusion // Stickier Things Than Horses [22]
28 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Nick issue, looking for my next Garfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie the show the comic, and more. Buy t...
Early for Being Late // We're Gurpin' [21]
21 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing intros again, what our friend Jack thinks about the show, concentrate tubes, and more. Buy the red F**k hat ...
Gum Was a Much Bigger Deal // Have Either of You Ever Been in a Pyramid Scheme [20]
14 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not being a baseball podcast, Chael Sonnen, Garfield times getting beat, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: htt...
Gavin Was Late (on time) // Is a Bag a Container? [19]
07 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about foods that Andrew has never tried, Gavin's new head dent, do it for Nick, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: ht...
Pranked by a Gentle Ghost // The Verdict [18]
30 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the rules of being visibly early, the being nice about Gavin segment, a judge's ruling, and more. Buy the red F**k...
Panton v. RamFree // A Popular Misconception [17]
23 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the root canal store, a true villain, surprise key character witnesses, and more. Buy the red F**k hat shirt: http...
A Variety of Lawsuits//Bog Roll Folders? [16]
16 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about assembled Andrew's legal team, Geoff's fake first place Garfield finish, bog roll folders, and more. Follow us on ...
A Grown Up Fall//Garfield Champ is Still The Champ [15]
09 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a toenail update, Andrew eating pencils, an update on Andrew's rogue store, and more. Follow us on Instagram: http...
Burger Bet Results//Can We Sue Ourselves? [14]
02 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Wacky Races, tips for competitive eating, The Panton Line official site, and more. Follow us on Instagram: https:/...
Bathroom Snake Spotter//I Became a Shitty Riddler [13]
26 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about vertical wiping, surprise toilet dangers, Andrew's Krampiss Cult, picking the cheese, and more. Sponsored by Mansc...
My Dog Snores Like My Girlfriend//Judge Judy Footrub [12]
19 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about swim trunks, cheeky double anus, Andrew's prank confessional, suited tattoo artists, and more. Sponsored by Expres...
I Forgot About Pissboy//The Ambition of Krampus [11]
12 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about coming upon a revenge, twitter jail, Geoff's spam calls, the Panton clothing line, and more. Learn more about your...
Andrew the Bogeyman//Is It Evil If It's Funny? [10]
05 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the making of a horror movie villain, a F**kface hat, James Bond, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
The Ultimate Question Fart//Biology Homework [9]
29 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about tying up loose ends, recorded farts, accidentally making money, and the latest trend. Sponsored by Manscaped. Get ...
Confidence of a Much More Capable Man//Coolio Has No Involvement [8]
22 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a burger eating challenge, Coolio, Xbox Achievements, and an elaborate payment plan. Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Visi...
Burger Tablet//Emailing the Queen of Apes [7]
15 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Microsoft Surface contest, a stolen Battle Bus, a whole new genre of entertainment, and movie theater stories. S...
Double Anus//Hate Nap [6]
08 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the first time they met, having trouble focusing, lyrics,hate naps, and Andrew’s PUBG challenge. Learn more abou...
Going Ape for Monkey Movies//A Friendship Ends Over Piss [5]
01 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about monkey movies, orangutans, game achievements, and messing with people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
Andrew Joins the Basket Weaving Alliance//Naturally Equipped to be a Mime [4]
24 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their value in a post-apocalyptic world, anxiety over Yoshi, their first f**kfaces, and stupid stuff they did as k...
Trapped in the Bathroom with a Cat//You Make People Uncomfortable [3]
17 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about hiding from movers, failed pranks, postal services, and white chocolate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
Set Sail For Ass//Billy Ripken F**kfaced Himself [2]
10 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the origins of f**kface, farts that remind you of people, Garfield Kart racing, and basket weaving. Learn more abo...
Face Tattoo Bets//Animal Crossing Turnips [1]
03 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have their first episode where they talk about F**kfacing your face, barbershops at the old folks home, reaching out to Tide,...
Introducing F**kface
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What is a F**kface? Geoff Ramsey, Gavin Free, and Andrew Panton are here to fill you in! Subscribe now and never miss a new episode! Learn more about ...