Relatively Blonde
Episodes
Coachella, Fake Pregnancies & LOTS of dilemmas!
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotlandAnother week, another episode, and somehow the blondes...
Period Anxiety, Age Gap Couples & Pill Horror Stories!
10 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that...
Period Anxiety, Age Gap Couples & Pill Horror Stories!
09 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that...
Deadbeat Dads, Female Contraception & Core Memories
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again - still over-caffeinated, underprepared, and speaking with a level of confidence...
The Manosphere, Thong Bikinis & We Got Our Song Back!!
27 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people w...
CHAOTIC CONVERSATIONS with… ABBIE BLYTH 💕
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given micr...
Bonnie Blue, Phallic Mic Covers & Other Peoples Pets 🙄
06 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼♀️✨Thi...
Drama at the BAFTA's, Poor Punch & Frat House Hazing
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼...
Pet Hates, Grand Openings & Stalker Vibes
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼♀️✨This episode, Jade and Lorri debrie...
Love Island, Lucy Letby & Panty-Infused Vodka
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼♀️In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lu...
Ball Busters, Wedding Food & Elvis is ALIVE?!?
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼♀️In this episode Jade and ...
Family Feuds, Molly Mae & Men Past Their Prime 🫣
30 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼♀️In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-...
Love Island Takes, Listener Questions & A Wild Dating Dilemma
23 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spir...
StripperTok, First Time Filler & Losing Our Theme Tune?!?
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky,...
StripperTok, First Time Filler & Losing Our Theme Tune?!?
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky,...
WE'RE BACK!!! Traitors, Chippy Drama & Blondes Uncut!
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive i...
Livi Purcell : Delulu, Conspiracy Theories & Lily Allen (PART 2)
26 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest ...
Livi Purcell : Henry Healy's, sisters in the city & going viral (PART 1)
19 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken ...
P Diddy, Conspiracy Chaos & A Truly Disgusting Dilemma!!
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Didd...
Dating Naked, Primary School Memories & Sister Squabbles
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dre...
Irrational Fears, Global Warming & How to be Confident
28 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls...
Glesga Nature, Tiktok Drama & a Lesson on Keeping it Kind!
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight in...
Alan Carr, Scottish Slagging & Salon Scandals!
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive in...
Celebrity Traitors, Lily Allen & Mortician Confessions
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens late...
Spicy Burgers, Haunted Fridges & FaceApp Fails
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral ...
Swingers, Bush Knickers & Fake Babies
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep ...
Proposals, Pyramid Schemes & “Pick me” Grannies
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic fri...
Jade going bald, getting over an EX & Glasgow Scran
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼🦲), to the highs and...
Weddings, Navigating your 20s & POOR PAUL POTTS
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the goo...
Taylor Swift, Fainting in Nandos & Jade got a house!
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fain...
Lies, Jobs & Sunbed Shop Shockers!
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), t...
Toxic rings, Q&A & Soft Girl Things
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answe...
“I FOUND A VOICE MEMO OF HIM PRACTICING OUR BREAK UP?” & A WHOLE LOT OF NOSTALGIA
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in ...
“I FOUND HIS EX’S ASHES IN HIS CAR BOOT”
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving ar...
ChatGPT, TikTok Bans & Spa Scandals
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This ...
We’re back for S3 : Chris Brown, Selling Bath Water & Lads Holiday Cheating?
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their...
A creepy father in law, clitty litter & man bags
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re...
Molly Mae, Bridal Party Drama & Scottish Magpies
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s...
Cringe Influencing, Scottish karaoke & Lorri opens up about autism
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious...
Baby Jobie, Katy Perry going to space & Jade was robbed
24 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her ca...
“I’M FALLING FOR MY FRIENDS FIRST LOVE” + Mickey Rourke CBB & Razor Trauma
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re bre...
The poo bandit, foot fetishes & is porn cheating?
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a t...
“MY STEPMOTHER IS HARD ON ME” - Jade on BGT & Becki Jones leaving TikTok?!
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a...
Abortions, Mummy Pig Up the Duff and Keanu Reeves
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the u...
Mounjaro & Aesthetic Drama Ft Nurse Leah
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them th...
Belly buttons, unsolicited cookies and tanning with gravy?
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day...
Asteroids, Haters and Tomato Sauce Bottles
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we...
Finger Sniffing, Valentines Day & Chat GPT Roasts Us
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Love is in the air… or is that just the scent of pure chaos? In this Valentine’s Day special, Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into all things love, ...
We’re Back! Potatoes, Love Island and Jade is homeless? ?
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back, blondes! Season 2 kicks off with your favourite cousins, Jade and Lorri, catching up on all the chaos that’s unfolded since last seaso...
Season 1 Finale : Xmas Edition Ft Our Dads
27 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and for the season finale, Jade and Lorri are bringing their dads to the mic for a festive family affair! ...
Back to our Blonde Roots Ft the Dads
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this special episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri sit down with two very important guests—their dads! Together, they dive into hilarious ...
Exposing our deepest fears, where to kiss your family members and we got our first hater?
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite cousin duo, Jade and Lorri, take a deep dive into their jungle nightmares. From what crit...
Spa breaks, surprises and putting our gran in a coma
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Relatively Blonde, the podcast where cousins Jade and Lorri bring you a mix of laughs, life updates, and a whole lot of randomness. From ra...
Granny Annie talks being a wag, only fans and a place called Johnstone
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri welcome their very first guest—none other than their iconic Gra...
Exposing old posts, hear me out and our death row meals
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaotic world of exposing old socia...
Icks, Guilty Pleasures & Bonnie Blue
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, cousins Jade and Lorri spill the tea on all things cringe-worthy and secretly satisfying. Join these two hilarious blondes as they di...
Friendships, Girlhood & being stuck in an lift with Simon Cowell
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the beautiful, complex world of girlhood friendships. From their own childhood ...
Blondes breaking down BODY IMAGE : Diet Culture, Self Confidence & our experiences!
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the complex world of body image. From personal experiences to societal expectat...
Meet the Blondes
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
For the debut episode of Relatively Blondes titled “Meet the Blondes,” cousins Lorri & Jade introduce themselves and share the story behind their ...
Relatively Blonde Trailer
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cousins, Jade and Lorri welcome you to Relatively Blonde and give you a quick run down of what to expect.