Rice To Meet You

Nigel's New Podcast (I MISS YOU GUYS!)

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nigel drops in to catch up and talk about his new podcast. Go subscribe to his new podcast - HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c...

130: HIATUS

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today's episode is the last one for a while as the podcast is going on a hiatus. We want to thank all of our listeners for these two years, it's been ...

129: Crazy High Income No Kids

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Nigel's new alarm clock, what Evelyn has in common with a certain North Korean dictator and Nigel's desire to be a Crazy High ...

128: Men are Trash, Women are Psycho

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Go to https://manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code RICE. Your balls will thank you™️!Evelyn tells us about her str...

127: Sausage Living vs. Amazon Parcel Living

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nigel tells us about his champagne problems, Evelyn shares her new attitude on life and we discuss why immigrants do the best job! --- Suppo...

126: Evelyn Just Wants to Be Hot

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.com! We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first mont...

125: Live Like it's Your Last Month on Earth

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Go to https://manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code RICE. Your balls will thank you™️! This week Evelyn tells ...

124: Broken People Who Can do DIY

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Evelyn tells us what she thinks about white people listening to the podcast, Nigel talks about what would make customer service better and t...

123: No One Likes a Sassy Skinny Woman

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.com! We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first mont...

122: We’re Becoming White Middle Class People

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode is sponsored by our friends at Manscaped! Go to https://manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code RICE. You...

121: Mentally Well-adjusted Douchebags

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by Green Chef is the most sustainable meal kit, so you can feel great about what you’re eating and how it got to your ...

120: Let Your Flower Breathe

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.com! We want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off  yo...

119: Kuala Lumpur Dusk & Bombay Thrush

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by Manscaped! Go to https://manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code RICE. Your balls will thank you&trad...

118: What Nigel's Therapist Thinks of Him

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your hosts talk about Nigel's new house, Evelyn's reusable coffee cup and after two years, Nigel is finally in therapy and Evelyn's in the ...

117: Nigel's Finally in Therapy & Evelyn's in the Gym!

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, your hosts talk about Nigel's new house, Evelyn's reusable coffee cup and after two years, Nigel is finally in therapy and Evelyn's in the ...

116: Nigel Gives Off a Certain Vibe

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nigel's going on tour, Evelyn's shooting a commercial and we talk about if Asian uncles and aunties got the authority to arrest you. Suppo...

115: We All Want a Love Island Body

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Evelyn's PT-session, Nigel's frustrations when shops don't take cards and how everyone wants a love island body! Support us ...

114: Introducing Asian Lizzo

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s episode is sponsoted by the podcast series AXN Fey Hollow, AXN Asia’s first crime thriller podcast! The eight-episode crime thriller a...

113: We're all Come Dumpsters

22 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we Evelyn debriefs about her Mock the Week appearance, Nigel helps Evelyn with her mandarin, midwits and what your hosts would have to...

112: Don't Touch Ling Ling!

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Evelyn tells us about her new friends she's made and their inappropriate touching, Nigel wants to get in a fight, and we talk about the impo...

111: I'm Fat and I'm on TV!

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're back talking about our recent outing to Mei Mei where Evelyn and Nigel discovered that when drunk they become each other, what it mean...

110: WE ARE BACK (in the same room)!

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are back in the same room! Evelyn tells us about her journey back to London, her endless covid-tests in dodgy facilities and Nigel tells us about w...

109: Evelyn's Date & Nigel's Bro Therapy

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Evelyn tells us everything about her date, Nigel drones on about guanciale 😴 and we get into 'emotional gold digging' and Nigel makes Evelyn's ther...

108: Evelyn's Going on a Date

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are back and we talk about Evelyn's comedy character, Nigel's far right-estate agent, we answer a listener question and Evelyn's going on a date so...

107: Introducing Italian Uncle Roger: Zio Ruggero

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're back discussing underground Chinese Wechat-groups, code-switching when talking to Chinese vs. White people and Nigel breaks out his ne...

106: 6.5 Years to Middle Age!

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Evelyn gives us an update on her "strong enough to be kind" journey, how we have 6,5 years left to middle age, Nigel talks about the Blue Ho...

105: Trendy Lesbian? Or Exhausted Mum.

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Evelyn has a new haircut! And Nigel makes of it! And we also get into sending food back at restaurants, Evelyn frustrating her therapist and ask what ...

104: We Can't Support Small Businesses

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we go into how to why we can't support small businesses, why Nigel doesn't mess with Quartz, Evelyn finally getting on Korean tinder and Nig...

103: Are we Confident or Deluded?

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Listeners! Subscribe to the Rice To Meet You Clips channel. Every week we'll be posting bite-sized chunks of the podcast that you can listen and share...

102: No More Ching Chong (Stop Asian Hate)

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by Lee Issac Chung's brilliant Oscar-nominated film 'Minari', about a Korean-American family in pursuit of the American drea...

101: There could never be an all Asian Ghostbusters

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

First episode after the 100th and Nigel and Evelyn talk about how podcasts are the new magazines, Nigel tandem biking w. his dad and why there could n...

100: 100TH EPISODE

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the 100th episode and Evelyn and Nigel share what they've learnt after talking for a 100 episodes together! ESEA COMMUNITY RESOURCES https://es...

99: The Importance of Being EARNEST

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

MANSCAPED IS BACK! This week's ep. is sponsored by Manscaped! Go to https://manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code RICE. Your bal...

98: The CRAZIEST Dating Show on TV

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Back for another week of nonsense, this week we talk about the craziest dating show Nigel's seen on TV, if we'd be impressed by pull-away pants, why y...

97: YLM - Yellow Lives Matter

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Evelyn tells us about her Tinder-adventures, Nigel talks about how they're both left over people, we get into Bling Empire and Nigel pitches...

96: Evelyn's New Tinder Profile

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week Nigel tells us about the best street food he's eaten, how he's become Uncle Roger's agent, while Evelyn talks about attachement theory and h...

94: Asian Parents Have no Boundaries

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Nigel and Evelyn talk about how asian parents have no boundaries, how Evelyn essentially is a politician's wife and after a few weeks in Ma...

93: One Day You'll be Someone's Le Creuset

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about  Evelyn's move to her own apartment and how asian parents don't want their kids to move out, Nigel's griefs with busine...

92: Uncle Roger as Drake's Cleaner

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Nigel's proclivity for the old days of airbnb, Evelyn's love for new-builds & we get a taste of how it would sound if Uncle Roger wa...

91: An Uneventful Week

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Well, after an uneventful week, Evelyn and Nigel are back to not talk about recent events out of respect for the podcast and Evelyn. Instead, Evelyn t...

90: Don't Slide into Nigel's DMs Please!

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: RICE. Your balls will thank you™! Nigel "9 Condoms" Ng is back and he is going b...

89: Nigel is Heartbroken 😔

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

WE ARE BACK! Hope everyone had a great new year! We are back with the first episode of 2021, Evelyn and Nigel give their definition of LOVE and Evelyn...

88: We Need to Stop Talking About Crystals

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The last episode for the year as we're taking a break for New Years Eve! Yes you read it right, Nigel has finally come around to Evelyn's western idea...

87: "HAIYAA" Will be Someone's Last Words

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we talk about why Evelyn's changed her hair again, how weak her eyes are, what good sex is, Nigel's family's whatsapp-group and Evelyn want...

86: I Just Want to Feel Your Wok Hei

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Another remote episode where Evelyn and Nigel talk about Nigel's nerdy childhood, why immigrant parents won't relate to you choosing a creative career...

85: Emotionally Ready to Get Manscaped

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: RICE. Your balls will thank you™! Back in London and Gothenburg, Nigel and Evel...

84: Old Asian Women Drink Hot Water

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Evelyn and Nigel talk about why old asian ladies insist on drinking hot water, Evelyn's recent acting role playing an easter-obsessed ...

83: ALL ASIANS KNOW KUNG FU (So Don't Attack Us)

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at https://www.YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Check out the...

82: People Who Finds Us Attractive Also Like Manga

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we talk more about K-drama (Goblin specifically) and how we stream them if they're not on streaming sites, Evelyn's awkward acting aud...

81: Please Welcome Your Motivational Speaker, Nigel Ng

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at https://www.YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Use our exclu...

80: Uncle Roger is a Celebration of Asian Culture

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Evelyn talks about being back at her house share, Nigel considers therapy and they discuss the intention behind the character of Uncle...

79: A Comedy Podcast About Asian Culture

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Use our exclusive code UN...

78: Asians Love Free Things

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by Slendier, Low Carb and Low Cal Healthy Meal Solutions. Konjac-pasta and rice products that contain a tenth of the calorie...

77: Nigel and Evelyn Are in Sweden

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is sponsored by Slendier, Low Carb and Low Cal Healthy Meal Solutions. Konjac-pasta and rice products that contain a tenth of the calorie...

76: Uncle Roger is All Our Asian Dads

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode Evelyn is back in Sweden and dealing with her parents interrupting the podcast recording, while Nigel and her talk about Evelyn's make...

75: Nigel Teaches Evelyn How to Date

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This episode starts off with Evelyn in a bad mood and Nigel brings her out of it as they talk about the recent filming of an Uncle Roger video, the ne...

74: Goodbye Daddy Roger, Hello HOT Mike!

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Use our exclusive code UN...

73: Uncle Roger is Chinatown Famous

08 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Use our exclusive code UN...

72: Daddy Roger

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Use our exclusive code UN...

71: Shoot for the Dumpster

25 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Use our exclusive code UN...

70: Too Undisciplined to get an Eating Disorder

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🐼 This episode is sponsored by the amazing people at YumAsia.co.uk, the place to get your rice cooker in the UK & EU! Use our exclusive code UN...

69: We Turned an Old Strip Club into a Malaysian Kitchen ft. Kat & Su, Makan Malaysia

13 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk to Kat & Su from the brilliant meal prep. service Makan Malaysia! We talk about growing up in Malaysia, white boyfriends and cooking food ...

68: Eat out & Help Out (with your chores)

11 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🍚 Become a patron to support the podcast, get extra episodes, free tickets and more: patreon.com/ricetomeetyoupod 🗣 Wanna talk about this episo...

67: I've Done Unspeakable Things with Spicy Chicken ft. Eric Gressman

06 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Follow Eric on instagram. 📢 After next week we're switching back to one episode a week! This is to keep serving you quality eps as our workload in...

66: Rice To Zoom You #3: I Like Rice

04 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🎟 We want to thank everyone who logged on to our live event, Rice to Zoom You! We also have the after party, a whole extra hour on our patreon, wh...

65: My Food is so Moist ft. Elizabeth Haigh (Michelin Star)

30 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Check out Mei Mei and supper club bā in London and follow Liz on instagram and check out her youtube channel. 🎟 We have SOLD OUT our live Rice to...

64: Uncle on the Streets, Hot Young Nephew in the Sheets

28 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🎟 We have the last few Tix left for our July 31st Zoom live podcast! And Patrons at the Rice Emperor tier still have a chance at scoring last minut...

63: Having a Hot Dad is Tough - ft. Kenneth Lam

23 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Go follow Kenneth on instagram (he takes beautiful photos). 🎟 Get tickets to our July 31st Zoom live podcast. Patrons at the Rice Emperor tier and...

62: Crash Landing Out of the White Gaze

21 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

WARNING: This ep has some mild spoilers for Crash Landing on You, but we specify it during the ep, just skip ahead 2-3 minutes when we mention to! 🎟...

61: Cooking With Balls - ft. MiMi Aye

16 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Go follow MiMi on twitter and instagram (she's very active on both). Buy MiMi's cookbook, Mandalay. 🎟 Get tickets to our July 31st Zoom live podc...

60: The Platonic Light Of Evelyn's Life

14 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🎟 Get tickets to our July 31st Zoom live podcast. Patrons at the Rice Emperor tier and above get in for free! We hear Uncle Roger might make an app...

59: Gordon Ramsay Fanboys Wrote Fan Fiction about Me - ft. Angela Hui (VICE)

09 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Go follow Angela Hui on twitter and instagram! 🎟 Get tickets to our July 31st Zoom live podcast. Patrons at the Rice Emperor tier and above get in...

58: Introducing Uncle Roger

07 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🎟 Get tickets to our July 31st Zoom live podcast. Patrons at the Rice Emperor tier and above get in for free! We hear Uncle Roger might make an app...

57: How I Won Masterchef - ft. Ping Coombes (MasterChef Champion 2014)

02 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Go follow Ping on instagram (it's full of shots of delicious food) and sign up to her mailing list to learn more about her virtual classes, supper clu...

56: Rice To Zoom You #2 - ft. Eshaan Akbar (BBC)

30 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Go follow Eshaan on instagram and twitter! Join our patreon today to unlock 40 additional minutes from this zoom show! 👕 We have merch now at ric...

55: I Don't Trust Men With Money - ft. Enissa Amani (Netflix)

25 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Evelyn was away in Prague for filming so it's just Nigel doing the interview in this one. We recorded this in the historic pre-lockdown days on Feb 6 ...

54: An Emotionally Healthy Baby with Abs

23 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Support our patreon today to join Evelyn's weight loss support group. And you get to download our sound effects too! Existing patrons: you should ha...

53: I Need Protein, Pee on Me! - ft. Mel Lee (Miss Pole Dance Scotland 18/19)

18 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Find Mel on instagram and book a class through her website. This was recorded March 8th 2020, before all the craziness in the world started. 🎟 On...

52: Nigel Turns Himself into a Sound Effect

16 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

If you're craving good food, go check out Nasi Economy Rice and Makan Malaysia. They were nice enough to send us some of their food and it's delicious...

51: Be Water. Be Bruce Lee - ft. Bao Nguyen (ESPN)

11 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Where to watch "Be Water": UK - btsport US - ESPN+ We're not sure where you can watch it if you're outside these two countries. Let us know if you...

50: Time for Some Interracial Love Making

09 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

🎟 Our next live Zoom podcast will be on June 26, link here. Patrons at the Rice Emperor tier and above get in for free! 🍚 Since we lost all of...

49: I'm About 90% Vegan - ft. Jenny Lau (Celestial Peach)

04 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Follow Celestial Peach on instagram! 🎟 On June 26, we're doing a live podcast: Rice To Zoom You with Eshaan Akbar! Rice Emperor tier patrons and a...

48: Rice To Zoom You #1

02 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Support George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement. 🎟 Our next Rice To Zoom You event will be on June 26, link here! It'll feature one of o...

47: Prickly on the Outside, Delicious on the Inside - ft. Erin Niimi Longhurst (Japonisme)

28 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Erin Niimi Longhurst is a British/Japanese author of hugely popular lifestyle book Japonisme. We talk about forest bathing, making broken things whole...

46: Nigel Turns Evelyn into a Sound Effect

26 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Big news! Evelyn is now dyeing her hair because we reached our $1500 patron goal, Nigel turns Evelyn into a sound effect to remind her of her bad deci...

45: Andrea Bocelli is REALLY Blind - ft. John Lee

21 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk to John Lee, opera singer, educator and huge fan of the podcast! Originally from Singapore, John moved to London to study opera singing, we ta...

44: China is Taking Over, One Bluetooth Device at a Time

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about knockoff bluetooth speakers, Evelyn's horrendous backdrop, and Nigel cries laughing at one point. One of our COVID-19 Rescue Team tier...

43: Dumbledore is Gay! Get over it! - ft. Huge Davies

14 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Huge Davies is a musical comedian who was nominated for the Best Newcomer award at the 2019 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. We talk about dating as an Asia...

42: An Entertaining Ego

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nigel has an entertaining ego, Evelyn is now a prison warden to her parents, cousin marriages are a thing, and we have a revelation at the end! We als...

41: My Grandpa Hid Money in His Fake Leg - ft. Deb Ng

07 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Deb Ng is a personal assistant and fan of the podcast! We talk about Asian parents' approach to money, being vegan at an Asian wedding, and a possible...

40: Quarantine Special #8 - Wanna Come Over to Fifa and Chill?

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Nigel's new Playstation 4, the numerous calendars in Evelyn's house, and we chat one of our patrons Chea-Yee, a Malaysian based in Austr...

39: Nigel is Actually Great at Self Care - ft. Dr. Amy Chung (Rangoon Sisters)

30 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dr. Amy Chung is one half of Rangoon Sisters - a Burmese supper club based in London which has been featured in the Evening Standard, Observer, and BB...

38: Quarantine Special #7 - ft. Asian Not Asian's Mic Nguyen & Fumi Abe

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Evelyn's finally back at home with parents. And we get to interview the hosts of one of our favourite podcasts - Mic Nguyen and Fumi Abe from Asian No...

37: Over-Dark, Over-Tall and so Stupid - ft. Sindhu Vee (Live at the Apollo)

23 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sindhu Vee is a UK-based comedian who's originally from India. She talks about being married to a Dane, differences in their respective parenting meth...

36: Quarantine Special #6 - The Rice To Meet You Sitcom

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We talk about Evelyn's sitcom, coronavirus pickup lines, and Nigel updates us on his perm! We also have a call-in from Crazy Rich Asian tier patron Gr...

35: Asians Never Die - ft. Ty Tran (@asiansneverdie)

16 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Ty Tran is the founder of Asians Never Die, an online community about Asian culture that boasts over a million followers. We talk about Asian represen...

34: Quarantine Special #5 - Soon We'll Be Prostitutes Who Sell Sourdough

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Evelyn gives some survival tips. Nigel is skeptical. We also talk to one of our COVID19 Rescue Team patrons - Hailey Devereux! 🍚 Since we lost all...

33: Evelyn Realises She's Racist - ft. Linus Lee Boman

09 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Linus Lee Boman is a designer who made the Rice To Meet You cover art and also our merch (thank you so much!). He's Swedish and married to a Chinese-A...

32: Quarantine Special #4 - My Parents Got Me a Microwave for Self-isolation

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Evelyn is now self-isolating in Sweden. We talk about her newfound confidence, the coolest remote karaoke app (全民party), how Asian parents show lo...

31: I'm Sick of Dates Asking Me What Camera I Use - ft. Shu Lin (Youtube, BBC)

02 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Shu Lin (Dejashu) is a food/travel/lifestyle vlogger. We talk about why it's hard to date as a vlogger, Asian superstitions, and how Evelyn's mum foun...