Ricki‑Lee & Tim

DIRTY BIT: The Codeine Poo!

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a Dirty Bit that'll make you never look at a work bathroom the same way again! Ricki reads out a wild confession from Reddit where one p...

Full Show: Which Rapper Has Final Say on Superbowl Halftime Shows?

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here’s what went down on today’s show! Delta Airlines released some strict new uniform rules, and we couldn't help but get into the details. Plus,...

Jess Rowe Plays 'Insta Fame Game'!

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode, we’re thrilled to have a media personality who wears many hats! She’s the cutest TikToker mum, an author, TV presenter, and ...

PM Albo Gives Us His Rating of Sabrina Carpenter!

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s chat with Prime Minister Albo, we covered a lot of ground! He gave an 8 out of 10 for Sabrina Carpenter’s latest track and shared his e...

Full Show: Senior Wisdom, Traffic Trouble & Will Georgie Survive or Get Cropped Like Meghan?

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re starting off with some wholesome life advice from a group of senior citizens that might just make you rethink your life choices—or not. Spea...

DIRTY BIT: Listener Gareth Endures The Most Painful Sex Move Ever!

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We love hearing about your dirty bits... but this one's a bit painful. Instead of us having the pleasure of telling you how our listener Gareth experi...

Meghan Markle Cropped Out of Royal Family Post!

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The royal snub that’s got everyone talking, Meghan Markle was literally cut out of the picture for Prince Harry’s 40th birthday shoutout! Yep, the...

DIRTY BIT: The Ultimate Sex Fail – The Nutshot and the Roommate

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode, Ricki-Lee reads out a listener’s epic college sex fail that you won’t believe. What started as a wild night quickly turned i...

Full Show: Ben's Unite, Plane Divorces, and Baby-Making Woes – TGIM!

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy TGIM! Ricki-Lee’s fresh off her first iconic show at Sydney’s Enmore Theatre, and we’ve got all the best bits from her big night. Plus, ar...

The Woman Who Dated a Plane for 9 Years... and Finally Broke Up!

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ever heard of someone dating a plane? Well, meet Michele Kobke, a woman who was in a nine-year relationship with a Boeing 737-800, affectionately cal...

Full Show: Titanique!

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, Ricki’s found the absolute funniest videos of kids innocently mistaking words for swear words—like "Volvo," "Fork," and "Witch....

DIRTY BIT: First-Ever Case of Food Poisoning In The Penis Has Been Reported!

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to another addition of our Dirty Bits podcast! In a bizarre and unprecedented medical case, a man was rushed to the doctors after suffering se...

Missy Higgins & Ricki-Lee Do a Filthy 'Quick Draw'!

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our next guest is none other than the Aussie legend herself—Missy Higgins! The ARIA-winning, chart-topping singer-songwriter joins us to chat about ...

Full Show: DJing In The Nude?!

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you off the water? One woman developed over 300 kidney stones after replacing it with a certain popular drink—you won’t believe what it is. We...

EXCLUSIVE DIRTY BIT: Kid Writes Family a 'C**T' Card!

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our first official DIRTY BIT! Things that may be a little too inapprops for our live show, so we now have a place where it can go... in our...

The Drink That Gave a Woman 300 Kidney Stones!

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If this isn't a reminder to drink some water, we don't know what it is. A 20-year-old woman refused to drink water because she wanted to drink somethi...

Full Show: Iconic VMA Moments, KY Jelly In The Mouth & Surprising Finds!

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re gearing up for the VMAs tomorrow, and Ricki takes us through the most iconic moments of all time—from jaw-dropping performances to unforgett...

Full Show: True, Bro!

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up, bro, because today’s show is packed with some wild moments. First up, we’ve got the cutest little Italian kid throwing a tantrum, and i...

Joel's Terrifying Encounter with Two Men at His Home...

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Last night, Joel experienced a truly frightening moment when two men showed up at his home while he was alone, leaving him fearing for his safety. Thi...

Fyre Festival to Return

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Festivals are coming back! But should we bring back every festival? Remember that Fyre Festival controversy. Guess what? It could be coming back!See o...

Full Show: Turn Up The Vacuum!

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, Tim admits to some free family fun over the weekend that left him feeling just a little bit embarrassed (but, hey, it was free!). W...

Best Songs for Sex REVEALED!

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We explore how a song's BPM can make or break the mood. Find out what tempo works best and which tracks you might want to avoid during your next intim...

Full Show: Nude in the 'Cuuuz!

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What a lineup today! First up, we dive into the shady side of life—how did you find out they don’t like you? A body language expert spills the tea...

Ronan Keating Announces Gig with Ricki-Lee!

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we’re joined by Irish superstar and ex-boyband member Ronan Keating, who dropped some exciting news—he’s hitting the stage at The Park on...

Full Show: Two Fingernails, Renting Old Men, and the Most Boring Divorce Ever!

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s show is packed, let's go! First up, we ask what you were born with after hearing about a baby born with two fingernails on its thumb! Then w...

Celia Pacquola Plays Quick Draw!

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our next Quick Draw guest is an award winning standup comedian, writer and actor. She’s featured in films, won Dancing with the stars and even had a...

Self-Married Woman Wants A Divorce!

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Only in 2024… A 36-year-old woman in London made headlines last year when she married herself. But now? She’s bored and wants a divorce! She’s e...

Need a Friend? Rent an Old Man for $7!

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Feeling lonely? Well, Landlordnick found himself in Japan with that exact problem—so naturally, he decided to rent an old man for $7. Yep, apparentl...

Full Show: I SAW A MICROPENIS IN A SEA OF PUBES!

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got the stats on how many people take their phones into the shower—are you one of them? Joel shares a heartfelt tribute to Joan Rivers, 10 y...

Joel Pays Tribute to Joan Rivers After 10 Years Since Her Death...

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joel shares a heartfelt tribute to the legendary Joan Rivers, marking 10 years since her passing. He talks about how she helped kickstart his comedy c...

Full Show: Sleep Psychos, Ugly Privilege & Karl Stefanovic's Sexy Collab!

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Blackers is back! Let's do this! Are you a ‘sleep psycho’ like Cristiano Ronaldo? He takes five 90-minute naps a day—find out why! Plus, we dive...

Cristiano Ronaldo: The Sleep Psycho?! 🛏️

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We dive into the bizarre world of Cristiano Ronaldo's sleep schedule—and trust us, it’s not what you'd expect! The football legend doesn’t just ...

Full TIM-LESS Show: Smallzy Covers for Blackers!

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With Tim out sick, our nights show king Smallzy takes the reins today—will things stay on track or go off the rails? We dive into Fatman Scoop’s s...

Woman Jailed For Setting Wildfires So She Can Flirt With Firemen!

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's your best pick-up line? Hopefully you're not as bad as this woman has been jailed for setting wildfires intentionally to watch and flirt with f...

This Hotel Lets You Order A Dog for Room Service!

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What are your extra hotel requests? This luxury hotel offers a special service where you can rent a dog for room service!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Full Show: There's Poo On Your Trolleys!

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we kick off with the bloke who went to Turkey looking like an extra from a low-budget soap and came back looking like a Hollywood leading man. ...

Fan Shares Her Tumblr Chats with Taylor Swift!

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Yesterday in the Glossys, we spoke about SZA trying to help a fan with her homework through her DMs. So, Blackers talks about the time he got a reply ...

Full Show: The Hotel Kettle Was Full of Piss!

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we kick things off with an Oasis superfan whose house is overflowing with band merch and tattoos—now that they’ve announced a reunion, he r...

Adam Spencer Plays Quick Draw!

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we welcome Aussie radio royalty Adam Spencer! It's been 20 years since Adam and Wil Anderson's legendary radio show wrapped up, and now they're...

Our Producer Found URINE In A Hotel Kettle!

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking hotel horrors... after a woman had the most seediest moment with a hotel worker who loved sniffing undies. Our executive producer Dani s...

Full Show: Doctor Couldn't Hear Screaming Patient During Surgery!

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's ep, Tim might’ve let slip Adam Lambert's salary when he was touring with Queen... and let's just say, he's not exactly rolling in the dou...

Wait... That's How Much Adam Lambert Got Paid When Touring with Queen?

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A 16-year-old girl named Kirra who performed in the blind auditions on 'The Voice' says on the show she did it to impress her crush. During the chat, ...

Full Show: The Secret Sound!

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alright, mates! Strap in for another ripper episode! First off, we’re chatting about one hell of a petty bitch – this legend of a woman took reven...

The Most Shocking Stats Behind Age Gap Relationships!

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A study has shown the difference in the age men and women want their partners to be. The stats behind this will shock you!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

How To Be A Petty Bitch At Designer Shops...

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A woman in China claims she was treated awfully when visiting a Louis Vuitton store, and when reaching out to the HQ, she got no response. So she deci...

Oasis Reunion CONFIRMED For 2025!

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is it. This is happening. The announcement is out. Oasis has officially announced their reunion. Hear all the details from our newsreader Michell...

Full Show: Blackers Invites Himself To Albo's Wedding On-Air...

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese calls in for a chat about chicken shops and the new 'Right to Disconnect' laws—though the conversation takes ...

Prime Minister Albo Talks 'Right To Disconnect' and Chicken Shops!

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the middle of chats about chicken shops, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dials in to chat about how good Frango's is in Sydney, and the new 'Right ...

Why This Model Is Buying A Gun Because She's 'Too Hot'!

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wondered what it's like to be so hot that it's a problem? Get a load of this. This British influencer Tyffany Santos is buying a gun because she ...

Full Show: ChatGPT or ChatGPMe?

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Joel gives us a rundown of the Democratic National Convention, which had unexpected appearances by Oprah and Pink— but where was Beyoncé? Th...

Another Instagram Roast: But Is It ChatGPT or ChatGP...Me?

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a successful roast from the AI bot a few days, we decide to do it again. But this time around, we have to guess... is it ChatGPT roasting us or ...

The Brutal Reason Lily Allen Let Go of Her Dog!

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Glossys, Lily Allen opens up about the brutal reason she had to let go of her beloved dog. Then, we give an update on J-Lo’s ongoing divo...

Full Show: Milk Milk Lemonade

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Ricki's got a bone to pick with those drivers who think the fast lane is a place to cruise at a snail's pace. It's a rant you won’t want ...

Leigh Sales Joins Us Live for Quick Draw!

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we welcome one of Australia's most respected journalists, Leigh Sales. Known for her remarkable career, Leigh has interviewed iconic figures li...

Is Taylor Swift Now Bigger Than Michael Jackson?

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Glossys: Beyonce has threatened a cease and desist to the Trump campaign for using her song on social media. Neil Patrick Harris reveals h...

Full Show: Joel Was Muzzled!

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Joel shares why a stranger on his flight made him irrationally angry. We also dive into the nightmare of partners who tickle—should it be ill...

Ricki-Lee Tells Jared Leto He Saved Her From Quitting Music

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In a surprise interview, Ricki-Lee chats to one of her biggest inspirations. Actor, rockstar and frontman of '30 Seconds to Mars, Jared Leto joins our...

Full Show: Linda, Tim & Joel!

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today, we dive into the age-old debate: who's the hangriest sex? Spoiler alert—everyone’s blaming everyone else, and our callers don't hold back! ...

ChatGPT ROASTS Our Instagram Pics!

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the viral trend that is humbling the entire world. We sent ChatGPT our Instagram feeds and it spat out the most BRUTAL comments about us. Have a ...

Who's The Hangriest Sex?

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A study has shown that being hungry triggers uncontrollable emotions including irritability and anger. So, we ask who's the hangriest sex?See omnystud...

Full Show: What's A Chicken Shop?

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ohhhh, homie! Anyone else not heard of a chicken shop before? In this episode, Joel kicks things off with a no-holds-barred review of the best and wor...

How You Nose Can Reveal The Size Of Your Peen!

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Japanese study finds that someone's nose size is a good indicator of how large their peen is. Hear more about the study now.See omnystudio.com/liste...

Joel's BRUTAL Logies Review!

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TV's night of nights, the annual Logies aired last night - and Australia's own fashion police officer Joel had a lot to say about the best and worst l...

Full Show: He's My One and Only Pussy!

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ricki stumbles upon an embarrassing playlist on Tim's Spotify, leading to plenty of laughs and a bit of teasing. We also dive into the chaos caused by...

Ricki Discovered Tim's EMBARRASSING Playlist!

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking about second-hand embarrassment... and Ricki discovered the most EMBARRASSING playlist on Blackers' Spotify! If you love Adam Sandler, t...

Grindr Is Down!

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you gay and down? The gay matchmaking app Grindr is down! Someone check in on Jermaine and Joel's friends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

Full Show: Who's Got The Tastiest Name?

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is anyone craving a Suntory?First, we explore New York City's unusual announcement to create a giant pigeon statue, a new addition that’s sure to ru...

Sam Pang Plays Quick Draw!

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In preparation for the upcoming Logies, Sam Pang - former Nova star and HOST of TV's night of nights - joins us live in the studio play a game of Quic...

Rihanna In Talks To Headline Glastonbury

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Glossy's: DJ Khaled has collaborated with Nesquik for a new flavour! George Clooney is auctioning himself off for an 'intimate' night. Dr ...

Photographer Accused of Telling Bride She's Ugly!

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A photographer has been slammed online after she shared her controversial comments about a bride's appearance on her wedding day. Listen now to hear w...

Full Show: I Believe You...

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Go Ricki, you can do it! :)))))))))) Today, we're diving into the latest headlines, and boy, are they juicy! First up, a photographer is facing backla...

Zoe Coppinger from Wicked plays Joel Jivin'!

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today's Joel Jivin, Joel - that sneaky little devil - brought out the most mesmerising secret weapon that is SO Joel. It's a bit Wicked if you ask ...

Full Show: Loose Lips!

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's episode, we kicked off with a hilarious recap of the 'party bag' segment from this morning's Today Show Extra featuring Blackers and newsre...

Olympic Village Choccie Muffins Recipe Revealed!

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A TikToker found and shared the recipe for the chocolate muffins from the Olympic Village! Aussie athletes say the muffin tastes like a Woolies or Col...

Woman Jailed For Stealing $2.3 Million Worth of Chicken Wings?

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A woman has been jailed after stealing $2.3 million (AUD) worth of chicken wings over the course of a year! She stole 11,000 boxes which were intended...

Full Show: Tim VS Joel In The 100m Race!

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off this episode with an "Au devoir" to Paris and the Ozempics! Ricki-Lee resurfaces an old bet between Tim and Joel, which leads to a rogue 1...

Full Show: It's The Boys' Birthday Eve!

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show we've got the birthday vibes rolling as we celebrate both Tim and Joel's birthday eve! Ricki-Lee also brings in some extra special pre...

Full Show: Get Fact!

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we dive into the exclusive perks and benefits that Olympic gold medalists enjoy, revealing the glamorous and surprising rewards they ...

Amy Shark Sleeps With Her Hair Knot?

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Amy Shark's brand new album 'Sunday Sadness' is out and to celebrate, she joins us live in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/...

Ex-Burglar Reveals Her Checklist

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ever burgled? An ex-burglar has revealed her personal checklist to ensure a house she was robbing was 'profitable'. She also reveals what the prime ti...

'He Took A Dump In Front Of Me On Our First Date!'

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's your worst date? A woman was left mortified after a man took her back to his place after a first date and took a dump in front of her!See omnys...

Full Show: Joel's Texting On The Pooper?

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today's show, we dive into a Reddit user's drama over splitting the bill with friends who order more, and Joel's fun new game on pronouncing brand ...

Study Reveals Women Should Sleep More Than Men

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A new study from Loughborough University finds that women need more sleep. Find out why and how much now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Full Show: Overachieving Families, Swift Surprises, and Parisian Drama!

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Tuesday, betches! Especially to those who live at home. Let's get into this. 🎉 Today, we're talking about the overachieving families, in...

'I Moved Out Of Home At 39!'

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are you an adult still living at home? Or thinking about moving back with the folks? A survey reveals the pros and cons parents have about having thei...

What's It Like to Carpool With the Gold Medal Winning 'Fox' Family?

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking overachieving families. The Fox family have won a total of three gold medals in the Oly-Gees. We speak to Laura who grew up with the ove...

Full Show: Obsession Confessions & Galactic Weddings!

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TGIM, betches! The whole gang's back together, and we're diving into the best week ever! In this episode, we discuss some quirky obsessions, including...

What Does The World's Strongest Beer Taste Like?

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dan, better known as @1minutebeerreviews online, tries the world's strongest beer on International Beer Day. Here's what it tastes like!See omnystudio...

Who Had a Lightsaber Duel As Their First Dance?

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An American couple had a Star Wars themed wedding where instead of having a traditional first dance, they fought with lightsabers!See omnystudio.com/l...

Full Show: 'You dumbass!'

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to Jacuzzi Friday! We're Ricki-less, so it's still the boys club up in here! Today, we dive into some meaty topics: Italy and Hong Kong are ha...

Samantha Jade Plays 'Quick Draw'!

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Samantha Jade's got a new song out 'Peachy' and is currently killing it on Dancing With The Stars! She joins us live in studio to play a game of Quick...

Full Show: I've Seine It!

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Learn why a Chinese retail chain is introducing “Unhappy Leave” for employees and what it means for workplace wellness. Next, find out about Tim’...

Americans Are Thinking 'You're The Voice' Was Made for Kamala Harris!

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wanna hear something that will make you twitch? A US politics fan account has made a Kamala Harris commercial with John Farnham's 'You're The Voice' a...

The Company That's Introducing 'Unhappy Leave' for Employees...

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Why did you really take the day off? The founder of a Chinese retail chain has announced that employees can take unhappy leave. Hear more about it now...

Full Show: It's Winter, Bish!

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ricki's away on a top secret assignment... so it's just the booooysss today! First up, discover how one woman’s extraordinary condition allows her t...

Travis Kelce's Podcast Value Revealed!

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Glossys: Simone Biles hits back at haters who are dissing her hair at the Oly-Gees! Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have a a son and he do...

Full Show: 'I Collect Bull Semen For An A.I. Company'

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re kicking things off with some sports excitement as we dive into the story of a 7-foot-3 Chinese basketball prodigy who’s turning heads on the...

UFO Spotted In Ibiza!

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A tourist in Ibiza has reported seeing a UFO flying across the sky! Hear the chilling audio now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' is Getting A Reboot

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Glossys: The Osbournes apologise to Britney Spears The Real Housewives of New Jersey is getting a reboot with 'fresh faces' Joaquin Phoeni...

Full Show: It's All About The Oly-Gees!

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TGIM, betch! We got a new name for the O-word... and we've decided to call it the Oly-Gees. Let's get into it! Tim's got a bit of a saucy update about...