Ricki‑Lee & Tim

A Napping 600kg Seal Made Me Late To Work!

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What made you late to work? This Tasmanian woman couldn't get to work because a heavy seal was napping in front of her car!See omnystudio.com/listener...

Laziness Can Be A Sign Of High Intelligence!

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How lazy are you? A study undertaken by a university in Florida found that people with higher IQs are less physically active than those at the lower e...

Full Show: We're In The GC!!!

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betch. We're coming to you liiiiiive from the Gold Coast! Listeners dial in and give us their BEST Gold Coast story! Who made t...

Full Show: Laughing Can Kill You?

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thursday, bettchhhh! Aussie comedian from CNNNN and The Chasers War on Everything, Chris Taylor joins us live in-studio to verse Ricki in a gam...

Quick Draw: Ricki-Lee vs Chris Taylor!

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our next guest is an Australian writer, performer and broadcaster! Part of the team that brought us CNNNN and The Chasers War On Everything. And he's ...

The 5 Key Signs YOU'RE A People Pleaser!

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

People pleasers... step right up! Psychologists have revealed the 5 signs that all people pleasers share!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Full Show: Joel's Dream Comes True!

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Wednesday, you betch! A big congratulations to the People's Prince who just announced he will be playing in the Rocky Horror show! His dreams of...

The ONE Flirting Technique That Always Works!

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Norrr-way! What’s shocked you the least? This one flirting technique almost always works, according to psychologists!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

How This Tradie Nearly Lost His Peen!

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Was the tool a tool? A tradie nearly lost his peen after an angle grinder broke loose and hit his pants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Full Show: 'Stunt & Pranks, No Thanks!'

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday, betch! The X-mas grinch... do you know one? A family was forced to take their Christmas lights down due to their Grinch-like neighbour...

Rollercoaster Dangles Woman Upside Down!

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Adults on rides... we have our stories. A woman in Paris had the most HORRIFYING experience when she was left dangling upside down on a ride!See omnys...

'My Neighbours Shut Down My Christmas Lights!'

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Christmas Grinch... do you know one? Two Grinch-like neighbours in Queensland have forced a family to shut down their $90,000 Christmas lights dis...

Full Show: 'My Arm... Went Dead'

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TGIM, betchhhhh! Shoes on or off? What's the rule in your home?! Saturday Night Live is back now that the SAG-AFTRA strike is over... we debrief the ...

Joel's Nation-Wide Apology

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel did something wrong. And we think he should be apologise for it. So, here it is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call The Docs If You Get THESE Hangover Symptoms!

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever had a hangover soooo bad that you're thinking maybe hospital is an option? Well, here are the symptoms that actually do require medical attention...

Full Show: Ricki, You Birthday Giiiiiiiirl!

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey betchhhh, it's Ricki's birthday!!!!! Happy Birthday, you betch! Songs that made you cry. Don't be shy - let's give them out! What did you climb? ...

Customers Caught Putting Hair In Food!

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Talk about doing the dodgy! Customers at a diner were caught planting hair in their food and then asking for a refund. Um, ruuddde!!!See omnystudio.co...

Snake Bit My Peen!

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ow! A snake bit my peen! Wait til you hear about this Aussie 'session' star who let her partner playing around with her snake while in the nude... No ...

Full Show: Pink Passes, Handsome Boys & Pooing In Line

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thursday, ya betch! Hall passssss!!! British media personality Amanda Holden has revealed she's given her husband a 'pink pass' for TV host Rac...

Quick Draw: Joel vs Eddie McGuire!

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Aussie media legend Eddie McGuire gets off the hosting chair and jumps into our Hot Seat to battle it out with Joel in a game of Quick Draw!See omnyst...

Disneyland Guests Are Pooing In Line!

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's the worst thing about your job? Guests at Disney theme parks are pooing in life! Ewwwwwwww!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Top 6 Signs You're A Borderline Alco!

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After hearing that Adele is back on the booze, Ricki takes us into the Top 6 signs you're a borderline alco!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Full Show: Orcas Being Dicks, The Cool List & Dog Eats Passport!

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Wednesday, betchhhh! Which animals are dicks? Orcas sink a yacht after a relentless 45-minute attack!  Did your dog actually eat it? A dog ate...

'My Sister-In-Law RAIDED My Wedding Leftovers!'

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let's talk about people who loot leftovers! A woman revealed she is angry at her sister-in-law who 'raided her stuff' without her permission and ate a...

Dog Ate My PASSPORT Before Italy Wedding!

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Did your dog actually eat it? A dog ate its owner's passport putting their Italy wedding in jeopardy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Full Show: Melbourne Cup Drunkenness, Angry Neighbours & Nicknames!

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Melbourne Cup day betchessss! Ricki's in Perth saaaanging a bit of MJ! Car park combats! An angry neighbour covered her violating neighbours' c...

Darts Player Nickname is 'The Master Bates'!

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How fun's your nickname? This darts player has been forced to change his nickname because it is too 'rude'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Angry Neighbour Covers Car in Cling Wrap!

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let's talk about angry neighbours! Imagine living next to this one... a neighbour has wrapped cars in cling wrap and with big messages to let her neig...

Full Show: Barbenheimer, Jeans & Hotel Showers!

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TGIM, ya betch! The CEO of Levi's warns us to never wash our jeans! Eeeeeew! Fan of both Barbie & Oppenheimer? We have the best news for you! Wha...

'Barbenheimer' Movie Announced!

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Big fan of both Barbie and Oppenheimer? Well, don't we have the news for YOU on this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Levi's CEO Says DON'T Wash Jeans!

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eeeeeew but okay, we'll get the advice from you, mate! Hear more about WHY the CEO of Levi's warms people against washing jeans!See omnystudio.com/lis...

Full Show: It's Tim, PM Dawn & Cock-And-Eyed Joel!

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, betchessss! Macaulay Culkin has asked people to give him a new middle name! What did you downright refuse to do out of embarras...

The Wiggles Song Is Being Used To Deter Homeless People!

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Glossys, Taylor Swift fans are lining up for LITERALLY MONTHS to see her live... North West is casually eating onions and... The Wiggles fi...

Girlfriend Says 'Your Dad's Car Is Embarrassing!'

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What did you downright refuse to do out of embarrassment? A son's new girlfriend refuses to get in his dad's car because it's embarrassing!See omnystu...

Full Show: Dumb Moments, Win Brags & Life Mottos!

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thursday, ya betch! Lucy Durack joins us live in-studio to play Joel in a game of Quick Draw! Dumb dumb moments! Former UK Prime Minister Boris...

Lucy Durack vs Joel in Quick Draw!

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is Joel's world and we're just living in it! Singing sensation and Aussie actress who played Glinda in Wicked... Lucy Durack joins Joel live in-s...

Delivery Driver Served Man 'Warm Urine'!

02 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Where did you go when you had to go? A man drank 'warm urine' after a delivery driver confused the cups in a food order!See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Full Show: Bats In Bed, Rainbow Truths & Deep Heat Disasters!

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Wednesday, lil betch! Bats discuss! Airbnb guests sue after finding bats in their bed! When were you shut down by oldies? Tim shares a story fr...

The SHOCKING Truth About Rainbows!

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You think rainbows are in an arch shape? Well, YOU THOUGHT WRONG! An aircrew office has revealed something about the shape of rainbows which has blown...

Full Show: It's Pumpkin Carving Day!

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's Halloween, betchesss.... so you know what that means! It's pumpkin carving day!!! Let's go! We chat to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese about his...

Asking Albo What The White House Food Was Like!

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In the midst of our Halloween banter, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese dialled in to have a chat about his time at the White House, his upcoming trip t...

Full Show: 'That's Opius Prime!'

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TGIM ya betch! The moostache debate! How in the world do you say it? Halloween decorations! Some dude has made his neighbourhood very concerned after...

Top 5 Professions to AVOID in a Husband!

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

According to a divorce lawyer, theses are the top 5 professions you should avoid in finding a husband.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Full Show: TICKETEK TICKETEK TICKETEK

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Jacuzzi Friday, you lil betch! Deliveries... A woman fumes after a postman leaves her parcel in some random area on a 800-acre plot! Tim - the ...

🔍 'Am I Gay?' Searches Have Increased By 1300%!

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When did you know? Google searches for 'Am I gay?' and 'Am I a lesbian?' have increased by 1300% since 2004.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

Full Show: Fo Shizz! Fo Shizz!

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thursday, you betch!!! Aussie international children TV legends THE OG WIGGLES join us in-studio to play a game of Quick Draw! How extra are yo...

🤠 Quick Draw with The OG Wiggles!

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Yes! The OGs are here!!!! Greg, Murray and Jeff join us LIVE in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

💦 Scientist Tastes OLDEST WATER IN THE WORLD!

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's the oldest thing you've put in your mouth? A scientist discovered the oldest water in the world that was about 2 billion years old! See omnyst...

Full Show: 'Are You Calling My D*ck A Sloth?!'

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Wednesday, ya betch! Ricki's away and Joel's back!! The biggest news today is the release of Britney Spears' brand new book 'The Woman In Me'. ...

🧠 3 Ways To Tell You're NOT A Narcissist!

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are you a mad narcissist? A TikToker who specialises in diagnosing narcissism has revealed three ways to tell that you're NOT one.See omnystudio.com/l...

Full Show: Who Are Ricki-Lee's IG Quotes About!?

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday, ya lil betch! We're one team member down today... Joel Creasey has a migraine so it's just Ricki and Tim today. Hey Ricki... we think y...

👰‍♀️ Bride's BOOB Popped Out At Wedding!

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When did ya boob pop out? We go back to when Janet Jackson's boob was popped out by Justin Timberlake at the Superbowl! And then hear about a story wh...

💰 Lotto Winners REFUSING To Tell Family!

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Family bombshells! Let's talk about it... This couple is REFUSING to tell family that they've won $34 million on the lottery! Do you agree?See omnystu...

Full Show: Joel Has A Private Chef?

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey betchhh!!! So today, Ricki-Lee & Tim might have uncovered something that Joel outright denies... does he have a private chef? Apparently, his ...

🤢 Blokes Admit To Still Owning 'Yellow Pillows'!

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let's talk about pillows for a second! Blokes around the world are admitting to still owning YELLOW pillows that they've had since childhood. GROSS!Se...

🕷️ HUGE SPIDER Found In Vacuum!

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What did you find? A woman was left HORRIFIED after she find a giant spider in her vacuum! The conversation then goes to a strong accusation that Joel...

Full Show: Carrrrritas!!!

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oh hey you lil betch! It's Jacuzzi Friday and Joellll's coming to you live from Orange... you should the set up behind him! I mean, diva much?! What ...

🎵 This Song Named BEST POP SONG OF ALL TIME!

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Glossys, Billboard has released their list of the best pop songs of all time - have a good guess at what the best pop song of all time coul...

❓ The Most Hectic Kylie Quiz Ever!

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're sending one lucky listener to Vegas to see Kylie Minogue live in concert and compiled some real tricky questions for fans to answer... and Tim h...

Full Show: "PENIS!!!!!!!"

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thursday, ya beeetttchhhhh! Tramp stamps!!!! Ricki-Lee saw Marcia Hines'... let's talk about it! What have you seen in your hood? Shoppers are ...

🤠 Quick Draw: Joel vs Kate Langbroek

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Host of Channel 9's My Mum Your Dad and radio legend Kate Langbroek joins us live in-studio to play against Kate in Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/list...

💆‍♂️ AirAsia CEO Blasted For Topless Massage During Meeting!

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What do ya think about this? The CEO of AirAsia is getting BLASTED for having a topless massage during their meeting!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

✨ Marcia Hines Has A TRAMP STAMP!

19 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Now that we know Marcia Hines is the judge of the next season of Australian Idol... Tim NEEDED confirmation of this one rumour. And because Ricki-Lee ...

Full Show: Ranger Dashwood!

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Wednesday, betches! Ricki-Lee's having a 'day off'... hope she's enjoying it. Booooop!!! Silly snaps! What do you mean there's no Crunchwrap Su...

🗣️ Whisper Challenge: Joel vs Chrissie Swan

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Love ya! To celebrate the launch of Guzman Y Gomez's new Crispy Chicken Tenders, we're playing a game of Whisper Challenge with our very own Chrissie ...

🌊 Woman Sues Bondi Sauna After Being 'Leered' by Creepy Men!

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Where does it happen for ya? A woman is suing Bondi Icebergs for getting banned after complaining to management about being repeatedly 'leered' at by ...

Full Show: 'Alright, Chatty McChatterson!'

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday, betchessss!!! Ricki-Lee rocks up this morning with a very special guest after filming 'Australian Idol'... and remember her jar hack? Y...

🛞 Driver Hit With $2.2M Fine For Speeding!

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What's the largest fine you've had? This American driver got hit with a $2.2 million fine for going over 55km over the speed limit!!!See omnystudio.co...

💄 Hack Benatar: Milk As Makeup Remover!

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our continuation of Hack Benatar is here! We've moved on from Ricki's Jar Hack and now go to a woman who used MILK to remove makeup!! Follow us @ricki...

Full Show: Tim's Taylor Era

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TGIM betchessssss! Awkward emails! A woman is dreading to start her new job over a very awkward email! We go through your messages and comments with ...

🤯 Tim's A Swiftie Now!

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

WTFFFFFFF, hell has froze over! Blackers just watched Taylor Swift's The Eras Tour movie over the weekend - and has nothing but positive things to say...

💨 People With Awkward Work Emails!

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Awkward work emails, let's talk about them... A woman named Samantha Hart is nervous to start her new gig at work because the email is so awks!See omn...

Full Show: De Kock!

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Biiiig show today! Let's do it, betches! Prime Minister Anthony Albanese joins us live on the show ahead of tomorrow's The Voice referendum! What wou...

🦪 'My Date Ate 48 Oysters For Entree!'

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What would you eat 48 of? An Atlanta man snuck away from a restaurant after his date ate 48 oysters as an appetiser!See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

🇦🇺 Albo Dials In!

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese joins us live in the studio before the country votes on The Voice Referendum tomorrow!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Full Show: 'I'm Just Gonna Go Make A Wee!'

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thursday, betches!!!! Which celeb did you meet in the bathroom? Troye Sivan talks about the first time he met Harry Styles! What pointless thin...

🤠 Quick Draw: Tim vs Christian Wilkins!

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Model, actor and now children's book writer Christian Wilkins joins us live in-studio to talk about his debut children's book 'Princess Mitchell' and ...

🐸 Faking Death To Avoid Sex!

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How do you avoid sexy time? Female frogs are faking their death to avoid having sessions!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Full Show: 'Nan In My Mouth!'

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Wednesday, betches! SAS Australia superstar and now 'Head Game' podcast host Ant Middleton joins us live in the studio to play 'Age Game'! Kids...

💪 Age Game with Ant Middleton!

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

SAS Australia superstar Ant Middleton joined us live in the studio to talk about his brand new podcast 'Head Game' and to verse Joel in a game of Age ...

📚 Mum Does Her Kids Homework!

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Let's chat homework. This mum does her kids' homework so they don't get stressed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

❤️ Comedian Cal Wilson Passed Away

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Earlier today, New Zealand comedian Cal Wilson passed away at the age of 53. Joel and Tim share their memories of the late comedian, who was also a fo...

Full Show: Strike!!!!

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday, betchessss! It's the Tackle Shack on this week! Rules at your work? The requirements in this job ad are a bit hectic! Tidy blokes! Dav...

😈 Which Countries F**k The Most?!

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A survey conducted by the world population review has released the countries that get it on the most - based on the amount of 'sexual partners' they h...

🍴This Man Made A Buffet Change Their RULES!

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A pub in Wales 'The George IV Inn has had to change its rules after an individual attempted to take advantage of their self-service 'carvery'.See omny...

Full Show: THE TACKLE SHACK!

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TGIM, betchhesss!!! It's just the boys this week.... and welcome to the TACKLE SHACK! Off Broadway Celebs! Joy Behar begrudgingly celebrates her 81st...

🧀 The World's LARGEST Charcuterie Board!

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who's the king and queen of the Chacutes?! The world record of the LARGEST charcuterie board ever has been broken! See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

Full Show: 'Don't Tell Me to Zip It, I'm Not A Pencil Case!'

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday, betches! Shoutout to your fave servo! The best servo in the UK has been announced! Joel had a flirty encounter with a flight attendant!...

🛩️ Joel's Flirty Encounter with a Flight Attendant!

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jack, if you're listening... maybe have a chat! Joel's flight to Perth was full of flirty remarks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

👩‍👦 Joel's Mum Clears Up All Our Questions!

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel's in Perth ready to meet his baby niece - the first addition to the family! And he surprised us by bringing his mum, Jenny Creasey in!!!See omnys...

Full Show: Did You Pawk In The Safari Cawpawk?!

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Thursday, betches!!! Jerk shark alert! A great white shark came and ate this chick’s HUGE tuna right after she caught it and was devastated! ...

🎸🔮 Quick Draw with Ben & Jackie Gillies!

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh from The Amazing Race, Silverchair’s Ben Gillies & The Real Housewives of Melbourne’s Jackie Gillies join us live in studio to play the ...

☕️ Caffeine Doesn't Count When It's Cold?

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joel came across this tweet about caffeine and it’s blown his mind... apparently, caffeine doesn't really count when it's cold. See omnystudio.com/...

🦈 'This Jerk Shark Tried To Steal My Tuna!'

05 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jerk shark alert! A great white shark came and ate this chick’s HUGE tuna right after she caught it and was devastated!See omnystudio.com/listener f...

Full Show: Wild WALKS!!!

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Wednesday, betches! How into your air-fryer are you? Check out this 23-layer airfryer nachos! How much did you pay? Sydney cafe is getting roas...

👨‍✈️ Secrets of Partying Pilots EXPOSED!

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Which job parties the most? A bunch of people have shared secrets on what it's like being with a pilot and their partying nature... this stuff is a bi...

🍞 Sydney Cafe ROASTED for Expensive Banana Bread!

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How much did you pay? An anonymous person has put a Sydney cafe on blast for selling a takeway banana bread slice for a COLOSSAL price!See omnystudio....

Full Show: Fuggo!

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday, betches! Off broadway sports! Ricki’s come across these odd sports and is obsessed! Monk mode! This social media trend could actuall...

💵 The Cost to Advertise on the Vegas Sphere!

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Tim did a little bit of sleuthing and found out the costs to advertising on the brand new MSG Sphere in Las Vegas!See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

🎄 'No Stress' Mum Already Made Christmas Meals!

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How prepared are you? A mum has already prepared her Christmas meals for a 'no stress' holiday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.