Ricki‑Lee & Tim
Episodes
Full Show: Say 'Thick' Again!
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gooooo the Tildas! Here we go: Posh people problems! A millionaire has 23 maids and hasn't cleaned in 24 years! Twin problems! 17 set of twins start ...
Worms In Your Raw Salmon Is NORMAL?
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Things that make you go BLURGHHHH!! Someone found a worm in their raw salmon.... and apparently it's NORMAL! What?!See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
Full Show: Soccer Sisters!
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tuesday, let's go betchesssss: Great escapes! A little boy escaped his cot and trekked over to Maccas! What are the most annoying things people say? ...
Research Suggests Men Say 'I Love You' After How Many Days?
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How quick was the Love-Bomb? Research suggests men do it after 69 days... hear more about it now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Full Show: You're Saying Aesop Wrong!
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thank God it's Monday betchhhhhhh!!!! Weirdest Injuries… how’d you do it? A man was hospitalised after holding in a sneeze and blew a hole in his...
Dad Kicked Son Out For Cheating On His Pregnant Wife!
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How'd your parents teach you a lesson? A man kicked his son our after learning he cheated on his pregnant wife!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
Best Of The Week: Lame Weekends, Sleeping with Your Ex & Smelling Tuna
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Exactly what it says on the tin! What's the one thing you wanna do before you die? This woman's wish is to sleep with her ex before she goes! Lame we...
Full Show: Happy Birthday Joel!
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Birthday Joel!!!!! Big fat liars! Let's discuss! Animals that left you in shock... a two-headed snake was discovered in Texas! Sacha Baron Cohe...
Sellers Catch Real Estate Agent Having Session at Their House!
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a viral video of a man hiding the other woman in his car boot, we ask where someone you knew hid the other woman? These callers were great!See o...
Full Show: Happy Birthday Blackers!
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Blackers' Birthday today!!!! Ridic charges! A tourist in Italy got a hectic sandwich charge... wait til you hear why! Are you the O.G. prankster...
Quick Draw with Rhys Nicholson!
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Aussie comedian and RuPaul's Drag Race: Down Under judge Rhys Nicholson joins us live in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw!See omnystudio.com/li...
Horrifying Discovery After Woman Uses Mum's Adult Toy!
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are you sitting down? Because you have NOT heard a story like this. Lesson learnt: do not use Mum's session toy - even after a wash!See omnystudio.com...
Full Show: How To Look Like Tom Cruise!
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
No Joel today! Get better soon betch! How'd ya deal with the heartbreak? A man's car gets written off... which was his lover! How do you keep yoursel...
A Snake Fell Onto My Arm Just Before a Hawk Attacked It!
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have you had a bad day? Probably not as bad as this lady, when a snake fell onto her arm and a hawk went and attacked it!See omnystudio.com/listener f...
Full Show: What Is Elmo?
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tuesday's here betchesssss! Here we go: Let's have a chat about the names of Rebel Wilson's siblings! Zoom is encouraging their workers to come back ...
Why Now Is The Best Time To Manifest!
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joel did some research and apparently today is the best day to manifest what you want. To be honest, Joel had a real lengthy description - we'll let y...
My Last Dying Wish Is To Sleep With My Ex!
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the one that you want to do before you die? This terminally-ill woman asked her husband if she could have sex with her 'physically compatible' ...
Full Show: Ughhh Mondays, Am I Right?!
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM betches.... or UGH, Mondays, am I right?! Lame weekends! We're get into Mailbag. People loooove our bootleg merch! Some deets behind the most vi...
Best Of The Week: Session Injuries, Crop-Dusting & Human Bears!
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Exactly what it says on the tin! Session injuries! A manatee died in a zoo! Worst tourist attractions! This chinese zoo defends its bear that everyon...
Full Show: What Did The Cake Say?
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gotta get down on Jacuzzi Friday! Let's do this! What don't you leave home without? Beyonce can't tour without fresh toilet seats! More deets into th...
"I'm About To Bust My Fiancee With Another Girl!"
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While we were taking callers regarding a Liam Payne situation, 'anonymous' called up about to bust her fiancee with another woman!See omnystudio.com/l...
Full Show: Big Deal Energy!
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, betches! Can we shower at yours?! Fresh from her Logie win, Aussie pop star Amy Shark joins us live in the studio to verse Joel in a ...
Quick Draw with Amy Shark!
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh from her Logie win, Amy Shark joins us live to take on Joel in a game of Quick Draw. DON'T BLAME THE DELAY, JOEL! Full chat with Amy is availabl...
Full Show: Too Much Head Is A Thing
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the naaaavvyyyyyy! Happy Wednesday betchesssss! What's the best thing anyone's done for you? A farmer planted a HEEEAAAPP of sunflowers for their ...
Introducing Jim Blackwell
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wait... you haven't met Tim's twin yet?! Ohhhh our bad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Full Show: Hall Pass!
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday, betchessss! We're NOT hungover today, so here's a great show: Worst tourist attractions! A Chinese zoo is defending their bear that lo...
What Cabin Crew Secretly Does To Rude Passengers!
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wanna know what the cabin crew staff do to rude passengers? You might be a little disgusted once you hear this...See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
Full Show: Banjo Strings!
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Thank God it's flaming Monday!!! Although we're feeling a bit rough after the Logies last night... let's get this over and done with: Does someone ha...
Zoo Manatee Dies After 'High Intensity' Sex with Brother!
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Banjo stats! A popular manatee at a Florida zoo has died after having an intense session with his brother! Hear how we react to this!See omnystudio.co...
Best Of The Week: Marrying A Ghost, Snake Fright and Being Nude!
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Exactly what it says on the tin... here's our Best Of The Week! What did ya find in the loo? How short was the marriage? Do you love being nude? Wh...
Full Show: 911!
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! What's your perfect Friday night? Kids do the darnest things! This kid got arrested for a fake kidnapping! Which popst...
Drake's Bra Thrower Now Playboy Model?
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When did you get momentarily famous? The Drake fan who threw her 36G bra at him is now a Playboy contributor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
Full Show: Joel Gets His Revenge!
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, betchesssss! What do you let your kids do that's frowned upon? Kristen Bell lets her kids drink non-alcoholic beer! Guest who? Joel f...
Guest Who?: Lucy Lawless Dials In!
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joel's revenge has been served.... Lucy Lawless dialled in to prove she's Joel's mate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Quick Draw with Sam Pang!
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ready to host the 63rd TV Week Logies Awards, former Nova royalty and comedy extraordinaire Sam Pang joins us live in studio to play a game of Quick D...
Full Show: Joel's Best Friend, Lucy Lawless!
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey betchhhhhh, let's do this Wednesday show: Joel's had the WORST luck with autocorrect and got him in trouble with a producer! Bear Grylls! Why don...
Full Show: No Trespassing!
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday betchesssss! From RuPaul's Drag Race and up for a Logie, drag entertainer Kween Kong joins us live in studio to play Joel Jivin'! All ...
Joel Jivin' with Kween Kong!
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From RuPaul's Drag Race and up for a Logie, drag entertainer Kween Kong joins us live in studio to play Joel Jivin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
'I Married A Ghost... And Now We're Getting A Divorce!'
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How short was the marriage?! A woman who married a ghost ditched her husband after less than a year of marriage... wait 'til you hear the story from a...
Full Show: 1-3-2-4-1-0!
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM betchessssss! Here we go: What gave you the fright of your life? This lady peed over a snake in her toilet! In today's mailbag, a listener sent ...
Full Show: Crrrreme Egg!
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Jacuzzi Friday!!!! Dumb dads! This story will get all you FUMIN'! Who do you think is totally overrated? Noel Gallagher reckons that's Adele! C...
Noel Gallagher Finds Adele 'Overrated'!
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who do you think is overrated?! This might leave some fuuuuuming! Noel Gallagher reveals he finds Adele's entire discography 'offensive and overrated'...
Full Show: Today I Feel....
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 'Point Of No Return' Release Day! Straight from Joel's doggumentary, Laura V joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw! We celebrate the...
Harry & Meghan's Request DENIED!
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today in the Glossys: Harry & Meghan's request to fly with Biden from the Queen's funeral DENIED! Ryan Gosling could be up for an Oscar for his r...
Lady Caught Having A Big O on Morning TV!
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What did you do on television? This woman was caught moaning during a segment on a UK morning TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Quick Draw with Laura V!
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Straight from Joel's doggumentary, A New Leash On Life, Laura V (Joel's dog wife) joins us in the studio to play Quick Draw.See omnystudio.com/listene...
Full Show: I'm Leavin', Y'all!
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Wednesday betchesssssss! What is your actual worst nightmare? These Taylor Swift break out to a singalong on a plane! What have you snuck into? ...
Mum Awkwardly Hires Stripper for Son's 18th Birthday!
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When did you just have to 'Oh Mummmmm!'?! This mum booked a stripper for her son's 18th and it's SO awkward!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Ricki-Lee Gets 'Vampire' Wrong Again!
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the debate of the century... Is Ricki-Lee STILL saying 'Vampire' wrong?!?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Full Show: 'Salads Shouldn't Be Cold!'
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Tuesday, betchesssssss! Happy Caviar Day: How quickly did they move on? Ariana's moved on quite quickly! Where do you keep things? Apparently yo...
Snoop Dogg and His Big 'Gooch'!
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
US rap star Snoop Dogg told fans that he once had a seriously unusual pet for six or seven months that he christened 'The Gooch'... hear more about it...
Full Show: Statistics Yup!
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM, betchessssss! Here we go: What have you given up? This is what happens to your body when you give up caffeine! We answer your questions and rea...
Full Show: Put 1 & 1 Together!
15 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guyyyyysssss! Let's do this: What city did you hate? This guy haaaaated Paris! Ricki's Book Club! She's only read one... guess ...
Ricki-Lee Has Only Read ONE Book In Her Life!
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's for Ricki's Book Club! And yes you saw right... there is no plural in 'Book' because she's only read ONE book! Can you try guessing what it is?Se...
Full Show: Just A Day Of Ad-Libbing!
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, guuuuuuuysssss!!!! Let's do this: News extraordinaire Peter Overton joins us live in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw! Who did...
Bonus: Quick Draw with Peter Overton!
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Just before he pops over to do the 6PM news, anchorman kind Peter Overton drops by to surprise Ricki-Lee in the studio to play a game of Quick Draw! H...
Bonus: The "Mathematically Kid-Friendly" Swear Word!
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's been revealed what the most mathematically kid-friendly swear word is... wait 'til you hear what it is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...
Full Show: Hath!!!!
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday, guuuuuuys! Let's get into it: Ricki reckons cleaning your ears is the best feeling in the world. Period. Let's discuss! Are you slee...
What's A 'Sleep Divorce'?
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reports show that 1 in 3 American married couples have 'sleep divorce' to save their marriage. What's this all about?!See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
The Medical Disorder That Makes Women Orgasm 90 Times An Hour!
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Not quite a big O if you ask us, but there is a woman who suffers from a disorder that makes her orgasm up to 90 times an hour! Hear all about it here...
Full Show: BLACKERS DROPPED THE F-BOMB!
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
BLACKERS DROPPED THE F-BOMB, GUUUUYS!!!!: What have you just discovered? Can't believe Kim K has only just now discovered Hummus & Veg! When did ...
Full Show: That Was The Worst Route!
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back, bettttchhhh!!!! Let’s get into it: Things We Missed! Everytime we come back from our break, we recap all the stuff that happened whil...
Best Of: Hold My Baby While I Brawl!
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: What'd ya film? This lady was filmed handing her baby to...
Best Of: 'I Bring Condoms To Funerals'
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Who were you shocked to see? Schapelle Corby visited a jail in...
Best Of: Vengeful Orcas!
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: What's the dumbest thing you've seen on the road? This woman ...
Best Of: Drugs Found In A Hot Dog!
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Sore losers! A husband rages after his partner loses a beauty p...
Best Of: A Career In Selling Your Spit!
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Notable Alumni! Lewis Capaldi was honoured with a bronze statue at schoo...
Best Of: Finland's PM That Loves Clubbing!
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Toe Rings unite! Rihanna loves rocking one! Dumb dumb mo...
Best Of: The 77-Year-Old Lady Who Married Herself!
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Childish habits! Warren Buffett has the eating habits of a 6-y...
Best Of: The Woman Who Fake Tanned Her Baby!
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday, guuuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: Crimes against food! Check out this bizarre food combo! Are y...
Best Of: The Wedding That ONLY Served Water!
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday, guuuuuuys! We're back live Monday July 10th, so here are our best bits: What's your worst nightmare? Maybe a wedding that only serves ...
Best Of: Influencer Cuts Her Tongue To Kiss Better!
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM, guuuuys! We're back live Monday 10th July, so here are our best bits: What did you never give up on? A woman finally passed her driving test af...
Best Of The Week: Leo's Wolf Pack, Plane Clipping & Diahorrea!
25 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Exactly what it says on the tin... here's our Best Of The Week! What did ya clip? A plane clipped another plane on the runaway! When did the Big D st...
Full Show: Love Ya Queensland!
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Jacuzzi Fridayyyyy!!! Let's talk about pennies! This mad employer paid his worker $40,000 in pennies! Are you mad for Queensland?! People are ge...
Full Show: Domino's Now Deliver By Jet Suit?!
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, guuuuuysss!! The French man, Manu joins us live in the studio to play Quick Draw! Bro town! How do you celebrate your friendship? Whi...
Full Show: Taylor Has A Raunchy Lyric!
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's get into this, guuuuuuuyyyyys: Who stole your booking? Taylor Swift just announced new dates around the world and it looks like she stole the v...
We're Sending YOU To Taylor Swift!
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor Swift - The Eras Tour, Presented by Crown, is headed to Australia in February 2024, playing multiple shows in Sydney and Melbourne. Amex presal...
Full Show: Gay Penguins & Mutant Pigeons!
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey betchhhh! Let’s get into Tuesday’s show: Who’s the worst cook you know? This man lives and cooks in hotels and it’s DISGOOSTANG! How do y...
Full Show: Joel Used To Boogie-Board!
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM guuuuuys! Let's get into it: What did ya clip? A plane clipped another plane on the runway! We got into your messages with Mailbag! Roy-sister-s...
Best Of The Week: Purchasing Pubes, Rise Nation & Ridic Fights!
17 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Herrrrrre's the Best Of The Week, guuuuuys! Exactly what it says on the tin: What are you better 'better than all the rest at'? Whose pubes did you p...
Full Show: Padam Padam In Parliament!
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuys! 👋 Here’s what’s on the show today: What’s your current obsession? Seems like a lot of gays can’t get enough...
Full Show: Betoota Boys Join Us For Quick Draw!
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday guyyyys! Here’s what’s on the show: Exclusive access to Tim’s Rule Book! Falcon bits! How far did it fly? Craig David announces ...
Bonus: Do Ya Looooove Being Gay?!
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After hearing what Miriam Margolyes said in her British Vogue article about being gay, we find out from listeners what they loooooove being gay!See om...
Full Show: We Saw Something Sexy In Larry Emdur’s Lounge Room!
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the show today, guuuuuuys!: Do you loooooooove being gay?! What was in the pic? Something a lil sexy was found in Larry Emdur’s lounge room! Pub...
Full Show: Have You Ever Been Clubbing?
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Beeetch!! Welcome To Tuesday: OMG... Rise Nation's announced it's closing Ricki's Australian Idol Announce. We ask you to name and shame Amish ha...
Full Show: When Pigeons Invade!
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM!! Why can't it be Monday every day?! What are you 'better then all the rest' at?! There's a 14 year old Space Graduate! Let's open up the Mail...
In Case Ya Missed It... The Computer Broke!
11 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When finishing up our show in Melbourne the other day, Tim's computer broke and we were STUCK ON-AIR! In case you missed it, here's the mishap in FULL...
Best Of The Week: Mistaking Superglue for Eyedrops!
10 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Exactly what it says on tin! How brutal was the dutchie? How'd ya give yourself permission to shine? Did the F-up send you the ER? How do you like to...
Bonus: Naked At The Pub!
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk about being naked at the pub! A couple were saddened after finding out the pub they visited got bad reviews purely because of their naked p...
Full Show: Planes Could Soon Track Your Drinking!
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Jacuzzi Friday, guuuuuys! Here we go: Do you know a climate criminal? Unexpected couples! Worst news ever! Glossys: P!nk, Taylor Swift, Rebel...
Full Show: ‘She Punched My Chicken!’
08 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday, guuuuuuys! Two young divas in the room! Paulini joins us live in the studio for Quick Draw! Brawls in the supermarket! This lady hand...
Full Show: We Couldn’t End Our Show Because The Computer Broke!
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Wednesday, guuuuuuys! What'd ya line up for? We're gonna talk about our croissant experience in Melbourne. Off-Broadway chats! Which famous rap...
Bonus: Joel Jivin' (The Vajune Edition)!
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're celebrate Vajune in style with these female power anthems for the Vajune Edition of Joel Jivin'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...
Bonus: Crackcoon!
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you thought Cocaine Bar was funny, wait until you hear the next installment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Full Show: Wax Attacks, Superglue Eyedrops & Adding Inches!
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday! The whole team is here and we're in Melbourne! How'd ya let off the steam? Taylor Swift apparently only dated Matty Healy to 'let off ...
Bonus: Disgusting Reason You Shouldn't Sleep Naked!
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Experts have revealed ONE GROSS THING about sleeping in the nude. You gotta hear this before you consider wearing your bedsheets to bed!See omnystudio...
Bonus: The 5 Signs You're Super Attractive!
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How annoying is it being so hot? According to an expert, these are the five signs you're super attractive!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
Full Show: Being Super Hot, Sleeping Naked & Drugs In Hot Dogs!
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TGIM guuuuuys! How annoying is it being so hot? A dating expert reveals the signs you're super attractive! What have you never done? Let's talk about...
Best Of The Week: Men Are The Worst!
03 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey guuuuuuyssss!! Here's our Best Of The Week - exactly what it says on the tin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Full Show: Woman With Extreme Body Modifications!
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Jacuzzi Friday! Let's do this: What are you sick of people asking? For Harrison Ford, it's about Indiana Jones vs Hans Solo! Weird housemate ru...